Excerpt: What Would Skeletor Do?

Family and Frenemies YOU CAN’T LIVE WITH THEM. END OF STORY.

UNWANTED HOUSEGUESTS? WHAT WOULD SKELETOR DO?

Set up a series of trap doors in your foyer. Your unwelcome friends and family will plummet through the floor into a lightless pit of unending despair, or better yet, drown in a giant underground pool of stagnant water that you’ve been collecting from rainstorms, sewer run off, and the tears of your enemies.

Back Off,

MUSCLE

BOY!

Career IT’S NOT WORK IF YOU LOVE HATING WHAT YOU DO

NEED TO HAVE A MEETING? WHAT WOULD SKELETOR DO?

They have legs (for now), and waists for bowing in subservience- make them come to you. Or just Skype. Whatever’s easier for you.

You

Flea-Bitten

FUR-

BRAIN!

Down Time SO YOU CAN RISE UP

DIDN’T READ THE BOOK? WHAT WOULD SKELETOR DO?

Who cares. Your bookclub is filled with a bunch of whining privelaged narcissists who couldn’t tell a Franzen from a freeze ray. If you don’t like the book don’t read it and just go to gorge yourself on free wine and gossip. You deserve it.

What Would Skeletor Do? Diabolical Ways to Master the Universe Robb Pearlman UNIVERSE PUBLISHING A Division of Rizzoli International Publications, Inc. 300 Park Avenue South New York, NY 10010 www.rizzoliusa.com ISBN: 978-0-7893-3550-0 $14.95 Hardcover, 6 x 8 inches 96 pages 40 illustrations Rights: World For serial rights, images to accompany your coverage, or any other publicity information about this title please contact: Pam Sommers, Executive Director of Publicity T. (212) 387-3465, psommers@rizzoliusa.com