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46 N AT I O N A L S MOKI NG BAN Does it have you choking on air?

5 2 FHM x BIGBOY CHENG Here’s a collab you shouldn't miss 58 A R T I S A N : LUTHIER Meet a man who makes every high schooler’s favorite instrument 62 A V I D LIONGOREN On passion projects and long waits 66 K I E S H A A N C H E TA Is that you, Jessy?

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October 2017

CONTENTS PULSE

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10 A N G E L A MARTINEZ She’s serving some serious looks

20 B L A D E RUNNER Sizing up the longawaited sequel

14 M A N MAKEUP When is it ok to reach for the powder?

2 2 DIEGO CASTILLO Builds a playlist for us

1 6 C O S P L AY A different kind of dressing up 18 S E x DOSSIER This one is all about... brotherly love

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2 3 MY HERO ACADEMIA The true meaning of everyday heroics 2 4 SECRET BARS Will your irate misis be able to track you to these joints?

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73 CLIMACOOL Retros are catching up with our age fam!

74 THE TOURIST Be an International Man of Tito Shirts

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78 B E A R D S EASON Don’t fear the beard 8 0 K- B B Q Demystifying all those side dishes 82 S U Z U K I CE LE R IO Cute wheels 8 4 FA C I A L CA R E Moves like Marlou

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FROM THE EDITOR

I smoke. Not regularly, and certainly not daily, but I smoke.

What FHMers have been up to this month

I don’t crave it, nor do I chase after it. If it’s there and I can light up, and then only if want to, I will. If not, then fine. That probably makes my life much more tolerable than the chronics’ under the nationwide smoking ban.

In the building where FHM’s HQ is, there is no Designated Smoking Area (DSA).

There used to be—really just a space outside the building right on the sidewalk—but with the ban in place the building administrators disallowed it.

Now the official DSA is three buildings away, still outdoor and open, tucked in a sublevel of a mall beside the basement parking entrance. I’m assuming this DSA is shared by all the others in the area because it’s always packed with the congregation of the smoking dispossessed, like they were in some kind of worship service.

It’s these observations that led us to write a piece on how one smoker gets by under the nationwide ban (So Where Do I Light Up?, pp.46). Our subject was no doubt pissed that he has to go make pilgrimages now to find DSAs, if there are even any, especially in malls, because they’re not required to have one according to Executive Order No. 26.

So what happens is either he bucks the Order or follow the rules and feel miserable not being able to light up. Let’s face it: smoking kills, but most smokers don’t look like they want to stop (until, you know, it actually kills).

You have to read this because it’s good education—about laws and how they work, and how smoking really is a disease. It’s also good exercise in not judging people—we let our subject air his gripes and didn’t preach back at him. His opinions, contrary as it may sound, is still as valid as everyone else’s.

While we’re on the subject of judging people, don’t judge Big Boy Cheng (The High Life and Hyped Times of Big Boy Cheng, pp.52) for being a Supreme hypebeast. He can afford it, and it makes him happy. Read our profile on him and it’s like you’ve been accepted to his inner circle.

And certainly don’t judge this month’s cover, Daiana Menezes (New Day, pp.26), for being single again and fancy free. She deserves better things, and only wants to live life as she pleases. So guess what? We let her be!

So what’s the point in all of this? Nothing much, we just wanted web staffers Lian and Echo to relive their highschool years as a CAT cadet and... whatever scene Lian belonged to.

ALLAN P. HERNANDEZ Acting Editor in Chief allan.hernandez@summitmedia.com.ph

I S B R O U G H T T O Y O U B Y. . .

Acting Editor in chief Allan P. Hernandez Associate Art Director John Laurence O. Patulan Style Editor Mikey Ashlie L. Mahinay Assistant Managing Editor Chise A. Alcantara Contributing Editor Peejo Pilar A N D F U T U R E - P R O O F E D B Y. . .

Web Editor in chief Anton D. Umali Associate Section Editor John Paulo Aguilera Staff Writer Khatrina Bonagua Art Director Echo Antonio Multimedia Producer Liam Dumas Team Editor Allan A. Madrilejos WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM...

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REACTIONS ANOThER ONE !

When I saw your cover with Nicole Asensio, I suddenly missed the days when I could go out and watch General Luna perform back when I was in college. I’ve always had a crush on Nicole and Bea (Lao). Any chance you could get Bea on your next cover? Ha ha!

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GImIkERO dAyS

I would have never expected for you guys to bring back the old El Gimikero section of your magazine. Sinusubaybayan ko yun dati pero good boy na ako ngayon, he he. It was just really nice to be able read it again and bring back all those fun memories. Thanks FHM !

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You guys outdid yourselves with that awesome feature on Jose Mari Chan. I loved his songs growing up, which made the memes about him that are getting popular these days, become even funnier to me. From what I got from the interview, he seems like a super nice guy. I hope I get to meet him someday.

Allan Calulo, via Facebook I’m not sure if it’s just me but some of the photos in the cover story looked awkwardly cropped.

To be fair, Nicole Asensio is really beautiful, but I do wish that there were less shots that focused on just her face. It just seemed like such a waste since she always looked like she had a rockin’ body in her music videos. marvin Punzalan, via email ERRATum: Another bad hair day. We forgot to credit the hair extensions, @ zelhairextension, that were used in Nicole’s cover shoot. We also forgot the “Professional” in Revlon Professional in our hair stylists, MJ Rone’s credits.

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The relationship women have with makeup has always been a mystery to us guys. We just can’t seem to fathom how women can put so much effort and cash into something they’ll just wash off within the day (unless they want to damage the skin they’re trying to make look better). It all just seems so ironic and confusing to us. Though, seeing how good, makeup artist Instagram model, and painter Angela Martinez looks in these photos does provide a convincing argument to why makeup is worth all the hassle.

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When did you start doing makeup professionally?

When I was just starting out, my sister Mandy (Martinez), as you probably already know since you guys featured her just last month along with Andrea (Beldua), is a photographer, would bring me to her shoots so I can do makeup on her models.

Do you remember your first makeup gig?

Yes, uhm, it was okay, ha ha! It was a casual portrait shoot for one of her clients and, uhm, I think I’ve improved a lot from then, ha ha!

Did they complain about anything?

Oh no! She actually really liked it. But looking back at it now, I see a lot of things I could’ve done better. I could have used a lot less makeup for it since the model had really light skin and you could really see all the details and colors put onto her face, which was an unfamiliar experience for me, who’s used to doing makeup on darker, tanned skin women like my sisters and myself.

Most guys don’t really know much about makeup so we’re really curious about why some women are really into it Well, for me, people use makeup to enhance certain features they want to highlight.

Makeup is an art form and mode of expression for me. It also gives a lot of people confidence. I used to almost never go out if I didn’t have any makeup on, and now I don’t really mind going bare faced. www.fhm.com.ph

Do you think guys should be more knowledgeable about makeup?

Yeah! When girls ask guys about how they look, they usually want to know what you guys really feel. Though sometimes, [girls] can be a bit “bipolar” and we just want you to say we look good but then we take it as, “Oh, so I only look good when I have makeup on?

Is that it?!” So you usually want to feel out the situation before saying something, ha ha!

Well, that’s… concerning. So, uhm, what should guys tell their girlfriends or girl friends when they find something off about the makeup they have on?

I think it really depends on how their relationship is like because even if you don’t really mean anything negative and you’re just being honest, she might take it differently. I know that a lot of guys like the natural look because that’s what they see most of the time. If the girl hints that she’s unsure of the makeup she’s trying, that’s when you should give some of your input, but if she doesn’t have any negative feelings about how she looks then I think it would be better to keep the comments to yourself. She’s happy so why even try and change that?

Do you have a distinct style with how you do makeup?

I tend to go for more bronzy and natural looks. Like how you would come out from tanning or something and you have a flushed and fresh color to your skin. facebook.com/FHM.ph •

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How much makeup on average do women put on every day? How does the makeup process go exactly?

Each girl is different but I usually just put BB Cream, which is like a moisturizer but with a tint that matches your skin tone, a bit of powder, then do my eyebrows, and put on Chapstick [lip balm] then I’m done!

It only takes me about five minutes since I’m pretty used to it.

Is that considered a lot of makeup already? ’Cause that seems like a lot of makeup Not really. I’ve put on A LOT of makeup for some shoots and I think the main difference is the amount of foundation you put and the details that are added like, I put on eye shadow, wing eyeliner, highlight on the cheeks, contour, dark lipstick, and stuff like that.

But isn’t makeup bad for your skin?

Doesn’t that go against the purpose of making yourself temporarily look better in the present but look worse in the long run? Please explain That’s true! Well, there are also a lot of products that you can use to clean your skin afterwards—I guess that’s how they make money in the cosmetics world. They wouldn’t make a product without having something that effectively removes it and helps your skin recover.

That’s really clever and somehow seems pretty evil. Hypothetically, if the world just magically stopped caring about how we look, would you stop putting on makeup?

I don’t do makeup for anyone except for myself but I do like showing people my work. At the end of the day, it’s your life and you choose what you want to do with it. Each person has a different reason for putting on makeup, but everyone else doesn’t see those reasons— they just see the makeup. FH M OCTOBER 2017 FH M 13

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Do I look pretty?

Times when iT’s okay for guys To wear makeup WORDS MaRIaNNE SaLazaR | PHOTOGRAPHY MaRk JESaLva | GROOMING aNNE CaStaNO

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There are certain occasions in a man’s life when it’s perfectly acceptable to get ourselves dolled up. It doesn’t happen often but when it does, we can even get pretty enthusiastic about it.

Let’s take a look at the times when we’ve come face to face, or rather, face to brush with makeup, and come out looking nicer than ever. www.fhm.com.ph

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1 When you’re a die-hard sports fan Carlos, 30, Entrepreneur “I’m a big football fan, and I was lucky enough to have watched the third-place match between Netherlands and Brazil during the 2014 FIFA World Cup right there at the stadium. I had the flag of Brazil painted on my face (because I was scared the locals would clobber me if I supported Holland!).”

Products: “Face paint lang yata.”

Difficulty: “Well, the hot bartender that put the makeup on me made it look easy, ha ha! I have zero art skills, so I’d probably mess it up, ha ha.”

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2 When you have to be camouflaged Luis*, 27, Second Lieutenant “I’ve been deployed in jungles a few times, and I had to learn proper headto-toe camouflage” Products: “Face paint. I also have a compact given to me by a friend from the US.” Difficulty: “It was a bit difficult at first. You don’t just paint your face green and brown haphazardly. There are areas where you have to apply lighter colors, and parts that call for darker colors. You also have to assess your environment, kung naka-green ka na face paint tapos nasa desyerto ka, mukha ka lang tanga.”

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3 When you have to have your picture professionally taken Enrico, 31, Editor “The last time I had makeup put on my face was when we were shooting the prenup photos for my wedding.”

Products: “The only thing they used was powder, and not a lot of it. I’m pretty sure it was all gone after an hour or so because I was sweating a lot during the photo shoot.”

Difficulty: “It was a simple process; I probabably could have done it myself.

Unless, of course, there’s a technique other than "dab face with powder puff" that I am not aware of!”

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4 When you have to perform onstage Nick, 31, Musician, Moonwlk “If It's a larger event or stage, and we have gone all out with our attire, I'll throw on some eyeliner. No shame in looking extra crazy!”

Products:: “Aside from eyeliner, face paint, and powdery shit, but I'm not sure exactly what I put on, ha ha! I once used lipstick, but on my eyes.”

Difficulty: “Things may get a bit hotter and uncomfortable when wearing makeup while performing. I tend to sweat a lot onstage, so it's inevitable that I’ll mess up my makeup in the middle of the set.”

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5 When you have to dress up for Halloween Marco, 29, Business Development Officer “I’ve dressed up as The Joker [from The Dark Knight], Bullseye [from Daredevil) and Darth Maul [from Star Wars: The Phantom Menace].”

Products: “My girlfriend used a lot of face paint and lipstick. I think she also used an eyeliner. Basta parang pencil.”

Difficulty: “Definitely no! Even the Bullseye makeup wasn’t easy because drawing a perfect circle was harder than we thought, haha! I’m so glad my fiancé helped me out because I’m sure I couldn’t do it on my own.”

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6 When you’re dead Ramon*, 38, Embalmer “Ito ‘yung last time na makikita ka ng mga mahal mo sa buhay bago ka ilibing, so dapat pogi ka.”

Products: “Pangbuhay yung ginagamit kong makeup, pero ang tendency kasi sa buhay, nagmemelt yung makeup kasi mainit ‘yung katawan mo, so mukhang natural.

Difficulty: Pag sa patay, madalas kailangan mong kapalan talaga para mukhang healthy at masaya ‘yung tao. Tapos dapat may linalagay ka sa ilalim ng mata saka may cotton ‘yung ilalim ng pisngi para hindi sila lumubog.”

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1 Face And Body Makeup Piling on the paint takes a lot of time and patience but with good execution, it can do most of the acting for you (see: It’s killer clown face paint).

How to: You’ll need basic tools like pigment, makeup brushes, sponges, water, and lots of time.

Water-activated paints are great for beginners and if you want something more advanced with staying power, go for oil paints.

Leveling It Up: “Applying face and body paint can sell that fictional, otherworldly look,” says Dinny Grayson, winner of Christmas Cosfest Asia Singapore 2014 Photo Contest.

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2 Full-On Costume By investing a little more time, effort, and money in creating the outfit, you’ll have a go-to frock that’s sure to win every office costume party contest ever.

How to: For sourcing fabrics, Divisoria (Ilaya) is not only super cheap, but also provides a wide selection of prints and colors.

Fabric Warehouse and Carolina’s are great for standard materials Leveling It Up: “Cosplaying rests in your ability to not only look, but also carry yourself in the costume instead of drowning in it,” shares SkellyVal who’s done superhero roles such as Supergirl, Ancient One, and Black Widow.

3 Macho Cosplay Now you’ve got an excuse to get presko by going topless and showing off them hulking muscles without having to post another gratuitous gym selfie!

How to: Going to a gym is a given. Use black oil-based body paint para may kaunting dungis.

Contouring [using makeup to accentuate the muscles] helps, too.

Leveling It Up: “Dapat medyo may angas ka. Tigasan mo ang tindig mo, dapat pati titig mo may bangis,” shares Ryan de Vera, cosplayer for 7 years, and was included in the top 15 entries of the Dota short film contest.

4 Mecha Armor Upgrade that cheap cardboard box costume, and live out your Gundam fantasies.

How to: You’ll need heavy-duty materials like rubber sheet, foam, wood, PVC pipes and the like.

Use power tools, a spraypaint set with a compressor, and adhesives to put it all together. You can also use wires, lights, boards, and power sources for special effects.

Leveling It Up: “Don’t forget to bring a toolbox for repairs and have a portable mini-fan inside the suit to keep you cool.” advises Fred, Viñas, part of Team Cyback Metafusion Prop Shop, winner of Manila Major 2016 Cosplay.

5 Prop Making Not only will having props give you more options when posing for cosplay photographers, but it could be a creative way to scare off snatchers at convention.

How to: Get a box cutter and hot glue gun then move onto advanced tools once you gain experience. Plastic or foam are your safest bet to build swords.

Leveling It Up: “Read up on how to handle a weapon properly, for example a katana: you need to have your left hand on the pommel and your right hand just below the guard,” reminds Gelo Grayson, owner of Gelo Grayson Props.

6 Casual Cosplay The best part about this cosplay is that for majority of the time, you can actually wear the same outfit on regular days.

How to: Scouring ukay-ukay for affordable finds and unique accessories that can make onlookers easily recognize your character. If that doesn’t work, carrying around a poster along of the character will greatly help people see what you’re going for.

Leveling It Up: “Do your research because you might get asked about your character’s source material,” shares, Kevin Bautista of Suit Up Commuter blog.

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Nothing feels better than getting that much deserved Friday night out after an extremely stressful week. Especially when your roommate is out for the weekend which means you’re free to, hopefully, bring someone home.

It’s been months since I had a proper Friday night, more so a proper hookup. What with graduate classes and our recently opened makeup services gig with my childhood best friend and roommate, Cara. I don’t really have the time to go out. Not that I’m complaining. Makeup is our

moreno, older brother is staying over?

I checked my phone and yup, Cara did send a message about two hours ago.

“Uh, I was just about to leave. Sorry, I hope you don’t mind me preparing here in Cara’s room. It’s just that all our stuff is in here,” I said as I gestured towards the makeup and the full-length mirror.

“It’s fine. If you don’t mind I’d like to lie down. I have a long day ahead tomorrow. I’m meeting a client nearby and I didn’t want to risk the hours stuck in traffic so I figured I’d just spend the night.”

Greg plopped down on Cara’s bed and I continued putting on my makeup.

Cara knows I’ve had the biggest crush on Greg. Growing up, Greg never paid attention to skinny, long-legged, pale me. I never had the courage to make the first move either.

‘A ll o f a sudden, he pulled me up and led me t o t he bed. “ Spr e ad y our legs f or me, b abe,” he s aid as he po si t ioned himsel f r igh t in f r on t o f m y pus s y’ passion and turning it into business has always been a shared dream.

But nothing beats Friday night outs which is why I’ve been spending the last hour glamming up. I was just about to put on eyeliner when the door suddenly opened.

“Um...hi?”

“Holy shit! Greg! You scared me!”

“Sorry, Ella! Didn’t Cara say I was going to spend the night?”

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I subtly watched Greg’s reflection in the mirror. I could see that he was just faking sleeping and he was actually watching me. I was relieved I chose to wear this tight black dress that does wonders to my ass. I just realized this is the first time I’ve ever been alone with him. I leaned towards the mirror so my butt would stick up a bit more. I watch Greg’s eyes feast on my backside.

Just when I was about to finish getting ready, Greg stood up. Without

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a word, he walked towards me and grabbed my ass. I turned around and massaged his bulging member. I unzipped Greg’s pants and pulled out his cock marveling at his length. He groaned as I knelt down to lick his shaft up and down before sucking the tip very lightly. I slowly wrapped my mouth around his cock leaving lipstick stains all over him. I took his hands and let him steady my head allowing him to furiously thrust into my face.

All of a sudden, he pulled me up and led me to the bed. “Spread your legs for me, babe,” he said as he positioned himself right in front of my pussy. He tugged on my underwear and wasted no second applying his tongue on my pussy lips. I sighed as his tongue grazed my wet folds, pausing only to suck on my engorged clit.

“Ahhh….yes just right there,” I sighed as my pussy juices filled his mouth. I grabbed a fistful of his hair and rubbed my clit roughly on his waiting tongue.

“You want my cock inside you?” Greg teased, as he moved on top of me, his fingers still buried deep inside me. I pushed him back to the bed and straddled him. I took off my dress and watched him stare at my breasts.

I reached for his dick and slid it back and forth my soaking lips.

Greg reached for my tits and my ass sighing and panting as I started picking up pace. I rode him faster and faster, pulling him closer towards my breasts. He licked and bit on my hard nipples.

Just when I thought it couldn’t get any better, he inserted a finger inside my asshole.

“OH FUCK! Shit, baby! Ahhhh yes…YES!” I screamed as I continued riding him while his finger went in and out my ass.

Greg pulled my face to his and met my hungry mouth, my pussy still moving up and down his shaft. “Babe…almost there,” Greg moaned.

I kept riding him despite his protests. “Ugggghhh…holy fuck… baby…I’m cumming!” I took his cock in my mouth and swallowed every drop of his cum. I kept sucking Greg until I felt him shudder. “Damn, babe…chill,” he chuckled as he pulled me up and a planted a kiss on my lips.

“You ruined my Friday plans. You owe me one,” I teased as I guided his hands back inside my cunt. FH M

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The current era of cinema may very well be marked by reboots and long-awaited sequels of beloved old franchises. Many of the year’s big movies fall under this category: It, Six Billion Dollar Man, and Jumanji are all revivals and extensions of much older titles. But among this lot, the most promising is Blade Runner 2049, the sequel to 1982’s Blade Runner. It’s taken 35 years for this follow-up to Ridley Scott’s sci-fi noir opus, which in itself is enough to put 2049 in the running to be among 2017’s biggest films.

The original Blade Runner was set in 2019, and was about a dystopian earth in which “replicants” or genetically engineered androids are created to work on human colonies on other

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planets. Some of these replicants occasionally manage to escape to earth, where they must be hunted down by police officers called “blade runners.” The new movie expands the same universe with the same general premises.

Simple math will tell you that the events of 2049 take place 30 years hence. Ryan Gosling stars this time around, as Officer K, a new blade runner who “unearths a long-buried secret that has the potential to plunge what’s left of society into chaos.” The revelation leads K to Rick Deckard (the main character of the first Blade Runner, and a role reprised by Harrison Ford) who’s been missing since the events of the first movie (kind of like something Ford’s friend, Mark Hamill, did recently).

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In the original Blade Runner, replicants are identified when they fail to pass the “VoightKampff test,” or a series of questions designed to allow an interrogator to distinguish between androids and real humans. The Voight-Kampff test is actually a fictitious version of a real thing called the Turing Test, developed by Alan Turing, inventor of the computer. The Turing Test is an experiment in which a human must ask a series of questions to both another human and a computer without knowing which is which. If the computer manages to trick the interrogator into thinking that it’s a human more times than not, it is said to have passed the Turing Test.

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In the Blade Runner universe, we’ve already invented androids that are almost totally indistinguishable from real humans. And while we aren’t actually there yet, we’ve gotten close because of… well, sex.

Earlier this year, Realbotix, a subsidiary of a company that’s been making sex dolls for 20 years, unveiled Harmony AI, an app platform that can be hooked up to a sex robot so it can carry out conversations and even learn your hobbies and interests. So if we ever do arrive at a robot uprising, you can blame horny humans for it.

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Apart from that, much of the plot has been kept under wraps up until the month before the film’s release. However, Warner Bros. did put out three “in-world” short films as teasers and background-setters for 2049. The first of the three, entitled 2036: Nexus Dawn, gave us a look at the antagonist: Scientist Niander Wallace (played by Jared Leto). It also showed that the production of replicants has been outlawed, but Wallace goes ahead and makes his own new replicants, which he insists will be perfectly obedient (yeah, sure).

2049 also stars Ana de Armas in what may turn out to be a breakout role; as well as Robin Wright, Mackenzie Davis, and Batista in his next big gig since playing Drax in Guardians of The Galaxy. At the helm is director Denis Villeneuve,

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whose two most recent previous works were Sicario and Arrival. Both were excellent and critically acclaimed films that displayed an incredible capacity for handling emotion and moral ambiguity. Arrival in particular was a beautiful and complex work of science-fiction cinema that proves Villeneueve worthy of Blade Runner and its philosophical themes.

Intimations of sequel (and even a prequel) have been floating around for almost 20 years now—some dating as far back as 1999, and some even considering Christopher Nolan for the director’s seat. None have panned out until now, which puts a lot of pressure on 2049. But based on everything we’ve seen so far, the new film looks equal to the task. FH M

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Before the Babies If you look at a band like, say, you would a basketball team, you’d find that the Cheats utilize all their team’s players’ skills to the hilt. Drummer Enzo Hermoza and bassist Manny Tanglao are a formidable rhythm section showcasing tight interlocking grooves that form the backbone; guitarists Mau Torralba, Jason Caballa, and Kyle Quismundo weave in and out, complementing each other; and the voices of Saab Magalona, Candy Gamos, and Jim Bacarro, each one taking turns on lead or melding beautiful threepart harmonies together. All of these elements in tandem make Cheats one of my favorite teams, I mean bands… today.

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Northern Man

Catharsis of the Mind EP “Too weird to live, but much too rare to die.” This was the only information that greeted me when I first got on Northern Man’s soundcloud page—a statement that automatically piqued my interest. The fourpiece psychedelic band whose aptly titled new EP Catharsis of the Mind is exactly that, a sonic cleansing of the mind. Its highlight is the atmospheric “Low Pi,” a track that meanders along with swirly guitars and otherworldly atmospherics, but also managing to channel unlikely inspirations like Shuggie Otis in the process of its journey, which is a high complement I can give any song.

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Remuda Triangle On the band’s fourth release Remuda Triangle, the dangerous five-piece is once again ahead of the curve, much like it did in the mid-2000s when its debut all but made “Disco Punk” part of the local music vernacular.

Be warned, though, Disco Punk, this is not. It’s an album that feels equally as challenging as it is easy to one’s ears. Merging experimental soundscapes and fuzzy guitars with earthshattering grooves that tap into our primal urge to dance.

Simultaneously creating a feeling of comfort that you know where all this is going, until they pull the rug from under you.

Pedicab’s best and most fully realized album yet.

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Gonzo Blitz When I hear a band whose sensibilities, musically or otherwise, kind of mirror mine, I obviously get excited. Music made by young self-aware people trying to usurp the old fogies like myself and finally get rid of them once in for all. I probably made all that all up—but yeah, that’s exactly how I felt the first time I heard the band. Part Pavement, part Beefheart and Modest Mouse in spots, and a bit of The Fall thrown in for good measure.

If only this old fart knew what “smegmacore” meant, maybe I could still be spared, but alas… do yourselves a favor and listen to these guys and you can thank me later.

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A new age of anime superheroes WhaT d O yO u g ET W h E n yO u C R O s s X-M E n an d d Rag O n Ball Z ? yO u g ET T h i s d ETR O iT s Mas h-h iT O f a s h OW Both Marvel and DC have had a slew of superhero movies in the last decade, so is there room for more? Yes. Especially if it combines entertaining Japanese school life with Western-influenced superhero action like in My Hero Academia.

The anime is set in a world where a majority of humans possess special abilities called Quirks. Izuku Midoriyama, or Deku for short, is one of the Quirkless few—but that doesn’t stop him from chasing his dream of becoming a full-fledged hero. He eventually inherits a Quirk from another hero and attends U.A. High School where he hopes to prove himself a worthy recipient of his newfound power.

The characters in MHA deal with their abilities in different ways, encompassing the whole spectrum of moral alignments in the superhero universe. You’ve got the Mark Millarand Alan Moore-type of anti-hero in Endeavor; the Golden Age beacon of light in All Might; and more. Not everyone has flashy powers like elemental attacks or super strength; most of the time, the characters have to make do with their mundane

abilities such as having frog-like skills, or having earphone plugs as earlobes. But with enough resourcefulness, the people are able to use their Quirks in ingenious ways.

While the similarly themed One Punch Man is an affectionate parody of the superhero genre, MHA is more of a love letter to the Western superhero comic book. MHA is a very self-aware series—superheroics is considered just another paying job in its universe, with professional agencies drafting the best students from the academy, and much attention is put in choosing the right costume, hero name, and how they’re perceived in the media.

Deku is the nerdy hero archetype much like Spider-Man (creator Kohei Horikoshi’s favorite superhero), reflecting the earnest and optimistic view of superheroism that’s sorely lacking when darker and edgier storylines are the norm. Just like the typical shounen hero, Deku works hard, values teamwork, and cares for others. His idol, All Might, looks like he just walked out of an American comic book and the contrast is

jarring. He’s drawn in the distinctly buffed up Western style, has flashy moves, and spouts motivational phrases. Both characters don’t just show off their prowess but inspire others to do good deeds and make citizens feel safe just by their presence alone.

MHA makes good on the whole “with great power comes great responsibility” adage. The anime shows us what true determination means as they get thoroughly beaten up but keep moving forward in fighting their opponent. It’s not always a solid victory for the protagonist (just like real life).

More than the over-the-top battle sequences in the anime, it strikes to the core of what it means to be a true superhero. It’s about overcoming obstacles, no matter how dire and hopeless the situation. And if you don’t get immediately inspired

by All Might’s booming voice and motivational speeches to suddenly save a cat from a tree, we don’t know what will.

Watch My Hero Academia on crunchyroll.com

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Everybody loves a bit of mystery. A puzzle, a maze, a riddle. These things challenge our very thoughts and provoke us to solve them. That’s why tucked-away speakeasies are extremely charming. There’s that feeling that you’re conquering something, something that not everybody will discover. And of course, this carries with it a certain level of exclusivity as well.

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There’s nothing new about all these hidden bars. All over the world, you can find (or in some instances, not find) these watering holes. Manila has in recent years started to accumulate a good number of them. Behind a soda vending machine, carefully situated in a convenience store closet or pantry, or even just simply in the back of a barber shop. The creativity and initial design of these bars are both beautiful and awe-inspiring. But as with all things, new will they find that they have become passing fancy, sooner rather than later?

The obvious response that you will hear from bar owners is, no.

“Hidden bars will not fade or just become a fad, as compared with bigger clubs and bars which need to revamp every two or three years,” Terence Lim, Co-Founder and Managing Partner of RM-16 in Kapitolyo, Pasig, says. “People will go to Valkyrie or Revel to be seen and for them to meet other people, but our clients go to the Room in order to talk with good friends and enjoy the calm and unique vibe of the place. The elegance of having this type of bar is that we can interact with our customers more and build a longer lasting relationship. Not only as customer or a patron, but by letting them feel that they are a part of RM-16.”

Abba Napa, Restaurateur and Founding Partner of The Moment Group believes in the strength of Bank Bar, located in BGC. “We created Bank’s value to be from its atmosphere and its offering, and not simply because it is situated behind a convenience store. I believe if you deliver on the product and the experience, you will stand the test of time,” Napa says.

ABV’s (in Makati) proprietor Patrick Cuartero does feel that the concept of the hidden bar may be indeed fading, but agrees with Napa on what may spell the difference in going the distance.

“A great venue with a great product, wonderful service, and an overall amazing experience (aka “a great bar”) will be timeless,” Cuartero says. “To this day, we still get new faces walking into our bar. And 90 percent of the time, we see their reactions as soon as they walk in. For me, it’s one of the most gratifying parts of having put ABV together.”

All three owners are confident that their speakeasies have strengths that are enough to stand the test of time.

Be it the atmosphere that DJs may create, excellent bar chow, the superior cocktails that their mixologists can whip up, or that special bond that customers and bars have that could actually last forever. In the meantime, we have the extreme pleasure of discovering these delicious and intoxicating little secrets.

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you still think of Daiana Menezes as the girl from the longest running noontime show in the country, then you most probably are an FHM reader of the pre-social media age, which seems like ages ago but is really just 11 years back.

To put things in perspective, she had resigned from that show in 2012.

So does that make her idle? No, it doesn’t. In fact when we asked her what keeps her busy these days, we were given a long list.

“I may not be as visible on TV these days but I have been constantly working. I have never been without projects. It’s just that most times people think, ‘ano’ng nangyari sa girl from Eat Bulaga’? Well, after EB I studied acting for film at the New York Film Academy. Then I started doing indie movies. I also kept up with my endorsements. I also did some hosting, which is my passion and comfort zone. Post EB, I’d done shows for both of the major networks, including becoming the main host of a reality show called The Fiercest of Them All.

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“I actually did a movie abroad, titled Sketch, it was a drama and I played a battered wife. And then there's Way Of The Cross, also an international film thriller, which will be shown in cinemas here and abroad by the end of the year. I'm currently shooting another movie, this time a rom-com called Pepeng Kulot costarring Renz Fernandez and FHM cover girl, Mara Lopez.

“I’m the Philippines’ ambassador for the RED WHISTLE, an advocacy group dedicated to HIV awareness.

We go around the country meeting groups, doing free tests, educating people, especially the youth, on how to prevent the spread of the virus, how to stop the stigma discrimination, and how to live with the virus if you test positive. In case you weren’t aware, we now have a very high number of HIV cases in the country.

“I’m also into business. I design my own bikini line and jewelry, manufacture health products. and I also represent big brands like Tanduay Asian Rum. “I host a show on Pinoy Extreme Channel called Super Sabong, three times a week. I announce the biggest cockfighting scores and results.

It has quite an audience, from the richest breeders to the pinakakantong sabungero. It’s funny because I do sexy stuff but I also know a lot about cockfighting. And I like sabungeros because they’re so nice. I even enjoy going to cockfights. At first I was like, what is this about? Why are these chickens getting mad at each other? It’s not like we have that in my country. I thought it was wild.

So first, I had to learn how to hold a cock...KIDDING!” So apart from Daiana still having a sense of humor, yeah, she’s busy.

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Instagram Daiana has half a million followers. There she treats her horde to a slew of photos, and the bikini photos don’t disappoint.

“The Philippines is such an amazing country with all its beaches-there is no way you will not wear a bikini here! So why not just flaunt it? You know you're in a beach, and it’s an amazing place, why are you going to a wear a sweater?! Maybe this is really how I keep up with FHM readers,” she says.

“It’s amazing that a lot of young people know me through social media. When I do mall shows, I’d see millennials there who I would guess

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have not seen from Eat Bulaga but follow me on IG or Facebook.”

So does she consider herself an IG expert and would there be strategies on how to increase followers that she would like to share?

“I don’t have a strategy. I don’t really plan on stuff like that. I just go with it. What I love most now is IG Stories, because you can be more real.

I think what social media does is help you be yourself. You don’t need to play any role. If I had to give any tips on engaging better on social media, I’d say keep it real. That, and always keep up with your followers.”

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30 but I’ve never felt so 21 than now!”

You can’t blame Daiana for feeling fancy free these days. Last year she had to go through a divorce (which means the relationship had taken a turn for the worse, but we will not go into that). But now “I’m back on the market, single, and no kids yet.”

On the job, that translates to being game at every opportunity.

“I’m open to every opportunity that will present itself to me. I’m enjoying doing movies. I will always be open for TV, which is really a passion for me. When I host, I may sing, too; I’m not a professional singer but my voice doesn’t break mirrors naman, ha ha! I see myself doing vlogs in the future, I think there’s something interesting in that,” Daiana says.

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She relishes the memory of the first movie she made, with no less than Bossing and the King of Comedy, Dolphy.

“The movie was Dobol Trobol. I didn’t even know what I was doing then, I didn’t know any Tagalog. I didn’t know what they were saying, I just memorized the script. I was very fortunate to have worked with the King of Comedy, and there was one scene with him that I remember so well: I enter the elevator, Dolphy’s inside, and he farts. And then I look at him and say, “Ang baho naman ng ringtone mo”, with this accent,’” Daiana recalls.

On life itself, her newfound freedom translates to renewed hope that she gets it right this time.

“I think I am forever a kid trying to get out of a little shell. I may come across as confident but there are a lot of insecurities. Lovelife--oh my God!-it never works. If anyone out there is a good candidate, please let me know.

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Pirante Perez is a 30-year-old journalist for a weekly local news magazine. And as how writers are usually romanticized in old movies, Perez starts his day with a quick puff on a cigarette. Because of the demands of his job—looking out for stories, interviewing high-profile officials, and the actual writing itself that often gives him restless days and sleepless nights—Perez needs a regular push. Others get that push from coffee. Others from food binges.

Perez gets his from cigarettes.

As he arrives at the agreed meeting place, he empties his pockets before settling down: car keys, some pens, candies, and of course, there’s that pack of cigarettes. And the first thing he says is that he is a helluva smoker. “When I wake up, I smoke.

After I finish a meal, I smoke again.

‘Pag busog ka kasi, when you smoke, parang bumababa ‘yung kinain mo.

So after ng meal, nag-i-smoke ako ‘di ba? Pagpasok ko sa CR, ayan, smoke ako roon ulit. Then when I leave the house and go to work, kapag nasa car na ako, yosi ulit.”

He smokes a pack a day. “A good half of the pack will be smoked in the office. And the remainder of that will be at home when I am trying to polish an article that’s due,” he says. “I am, without a doubt, a heavy smoker.”

“So how do you feel about the smoking ban?” we ask.

“Man, that question makes me want to puff a cigarette right now.”

SMoking iS dangerouS to your health—but nobody’S Stopping you Last May President Rodrigo Duterte signed Executive Order No. 26, the nationwide smoking ban. It provides

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“for the establishment of smoke-free environments in public and enclosed spaces,” which means you can’t smoke in “enclosed public spaces and public conveyances, whether stationary or in motion, except in Designated Smoking Areas (DSA).” The order applies “to all persons, whether resident or not, and in all places, found with the territorial jurisdiction of the Philippines.”

The order, apparently, is in compliance with a World Health Organization treaty, the Framework Convention on Tobacco Control, enforced in 2005, of which we are a party.

This is apart from our own Clean Air Act of 1999, which already prohibits smoking “inside enclosed public places, including public vehicles and other means of transport, and other enclosed areas”, and ultimately, the Constitution itself, which declares that the “State shall protect and promote the right to health of the people...”

“Hindi pa ba obvious?” says Dr. Anthony Dans, a pulmonologist and professor at the UP College of Medicine, “The smoking ban is implemented to protect people.”

Dr. Dans says there are 46 life-threatening diseases related to smoking, among them chronic kidney diseases, pneumonia, heart diseases, stroke, tuberculosis, and chronic obstructive lung diseases.

“Hindi lang ‘yung smoker who is protected. Ang maganda pa roon, pati ‘yung passive smokers are protected.

Sila ‘yung mga hindi naman naninigarilyo. Hindi naman nila choice manigarilyo and yet they’re exposed to those 46 diseases kasi people beside them smoke.”

Dr. Dans is backed by important data. According to the Philippine Cancer Society, it is estimated that around 3,000 non-smoking Filipino adults die every year because of lung cancer, which they may have gotten from inhaling secondhand smoke. On the other hand, figures from the Department of Health show that an estimated 71,850 Filipinos (or eight people every hour) are killed by tobaccorelated diseases every year. The DOH also reports that diseases from smoking costs the Philippine economy more than P188 billion) in health care costs and productivity losses every year. (See panel for other statistics) But Atty. Jose Angelo David, a constitutional law professor at San Beda College of Law, makes it clear that EO 26 does not stop anybody from smoking. In fact, David notes that the “choice to smoke” is indeed subsumed under a person’s “right to liberty” as guaranteed under Article III, Section 1 of the 1987 Constitution, which reads: “No person shall be deprived of life, liberty, or property without due process of law, nor shall any person be denied the equal protection of the laws.” The Supreme Court has described this “right to liberty” as the “opportunity to do those things which are ordinarily done by free men.”

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“The sentiment of smokers is understandable. There is no denying that the Clean Air Act of 1999, the Tobacco Regulation Act of 2003, and EO 26 do restrict, to some extent, do restrict the right and liberty of individuals to choose whether or not to smoke,” Atty. David says. “But these restrictions, however, are not unreasonable. In the Philippine Constitution, for as long as a government act or regulation is not unreasonable, it will not be struck down as ‘unconstitutional’ and it is not considered in violation of a person’s rights.”

Where iS the deSignated SMoking area?

“Akala ba nila madaling talikuran ang pagyoyosi? After 30 minutes to an hour, you get edgy, you tap your feet like what I’m doing right now,” says an agitated Perez. We notice it. We ask if he’d like to smoke outside. But then again…

“Where’s the DSA?” Perez asks. “This mall, like most malls, do not provide a DSA. Now tell me, how is that fair?

Why are they not here? You cannot expect us to follow it and not give us clear provisions on where to smoke.

Punyeta, that’s kalokohan.”

We’re with Perez in a coffee shop at a popular mall in Makati. Prior to the smoking ban, he says he would always go there to unwind and have a puff or two with a friend or a new acquaintance. But he says the place, which used to be an old reliable, now feels like a trusted friend who’d just turned his back on him.

“One time, I was smoking in what I assumed to be their DSA dahil open air tapos malayo sa crowd. Tapos sinabihan ako ng guard, ‘Sir, no smoking area ‘to.’ Ang sagot ko, ‘Where’s the Designated Smoking Area? If you cannot provide me a smoking area, hindi mo ako pwedeng hulihin for smoking. [This mall] is also in violation of Executive Order No. 26… Until such time you can produce [a DSA], you cannot enforce it on me or any other smokers.”

As you probably can tell, Perez wasn’t chill at all then.

Still, he wasn’t exactly right about the mall violating EO 26 for not having a DSA. “No, it is not a violation,” Atty. David says. “The Tobacco Regulation Act of 2003 and EO 26 do not require or oblige private individuals or establishments to provide for a DSA. In fact, somewhere in Section 4 of EO 26, it states that persons-in-charge of these establishments can provide for regulations stricter than those found in the Tobacco Regulation Act of 2003 and EO 26.”

The Order states that a DSA may be in an open space or an enclosed, separate space. If it is in an enclosed space,

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it has to be covered by a roof and has to have one or more walls that separate that room from the rest of the building. This enclosed DSA shall have proper ventilation and no opening that will allow air to escape from it to the smoke-free area of the building, except for a single-door that is equipped with an automatic door closer.

The Order is also very specific that the DSA shall not be located in or within 10 meters from entrance and exit points of the establishment, or any place where people pass or congregate. Say, if it is in a mall, it should be clearly separated from the boutiques and restaurants where mall-goers are in. If it is in a workplace, it should be separated from the actual rooms where employees do their job.

Health Secretary Paulyn Ubial acknowledges that providing an enclosed DSA may be hard for private establishments. “The problem is it’s very difficult to comply with the Executive Order particularly if an establishment will put up an indoor Designated Smoking Area. So we’re advising establishments to actually, hopefully, just put up an outdoor smoking area because it’s easier to comply with.”

Meanwhile, Health Spokesperson Eric Tayag also reminds establishments to put up a “Designated Smoking Area” signage in their DSAs. This way, smokers will not have a hard time looking for the exact spot where they are allowed to light up a cigarette. There should also be visible graphic health warnings on the ill-effects of smoking as well as prohibition on the entry of minors in every DSA. While EO 26 clearly states that we cannot smoke in an enclosed public place, it doesn’t necessarily translate that we can smoke in an open public place. “The enclosed character of a building or conveyance shall attach to all its areas, including its open spaces,” clarifies Atty. David. “For example, if there is an open space in a mall, smoking is still not allowed in that open space unless it has been designated as a smoking area.”

In other words, we shouldn’t take “open space” in its literal sense. “A smoker should be wary of the term as it is defined under the law, otherwise, he or she can be held criminally liable,” Atty. David says, So where the heck can smokers light up a cigarette now when they happen to be in, say, a mall, and there is no DSA around?

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DSA in their premises, smokers will have no specific place to smoke. ”They can try to approach the management and pressure them to establish DSAs but beyond that, it appears they have no legal remedy,” Atty. David says. hoW to quit?

“Ang hindi naiintindihan ng mga tao is that cigarette use is a disease. Hindi siya free choice ng tao. Nung sinimulan nila ang paninigarilyo, the chemicals in it made them addicted to it. Hindi niya na ngayon mahinto kasi magwiwithdrawal symptoms ‘yan. So they are victims. Hindi sila masasamang tao, kaya hindi ko makuhang magalit sa mga smoker. Kailangan maintindihan natin sila,” Dr. Dans says.

Secretary Ubial says that the intention of the ban is really to reduce the number of smokers in the Philippines.

“Our projection is in the next five years, we would have reduced the smoking prevalence in this country by eight percent. More or less, that’s 1.5 million Filipinos who will stop smoking or will not start smoking.”

Perez knows this, sure. “I have thought of quitting but I have been unsuccessful at quitting. The longest period that I didn’t smoke was three months,” he confesses. “And it drove me nuts. It drove me insane. It drove me mental. My family was noticing na ang sama ng ugali ko. Iritable ako.

I blow up at the slightest agitation.”

Reason why you’d have to understand where he is coming from when he says the smoking ban is unfair. He has a word about the smoking ban being a health concern: “A lot can be said about junk food. A lot can be said about sweets. A lot can be said about coffee. A lot can be said about fastfood and yet a popular brand opened its 1,000th branch,” Perez retorts. “So stop saying that the smoking ban is concerned about our health. That argument will not fly with me at all.”

And a word about the stigma: “Saan ka nakakita ng tao na naging bayolente kakayosi? Nabangga kakayosi?” he says. “Pakitaan mo ako ng isang tao, isa lang, na sumama ang ugali o naging bayolente kakasigarilyo. Siguro kapag hindi mo binigyan ng sigarilyo, ayan magiging bayolente sila. But sabihin mong nasobrahan sa yosi, nagwala?!

You’ve never heard anything like that.”

His principle, in a line: “Smokers know that smoking is dangerous. We’re not idiots.”

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He’s busy enthusiastically ordering his staff to pull out more Supreme from all over the place as we jury-rig a Supreme rug to the side of his open display refrigerator.

Supreme shirts end up as unseen sacrificial platforms to prop up more Supreme shirts. We’re running out of space in the dining room, so we ditch all the non-red and white goods–yes, this isn’t even the whole collection.

Bigs decides that he’s okay with not having a functional dining room for around two weeks and jokes, “Magpa-picture tayo dito tapos singil five hundred!”

As we pick up fake $1000 bills from the floor, he shares that he once made real currency rain during a particularly wild DJ gig. It’s exactly the kind of behavior you’d expect if you follow Christian “Bigboy” Cheng–streetwear lord, gallerist, mattress seller, and all around larger-than-life personality–on Instagram. But he followed it up with, “Pero hindi mga one thousand– kasi ako rin makikipulot kung may gumawa nun noh.

One thousand din yun!”

size mo]—sige hanapan kita. Marami akong sobrang 11” bigay ko sana,” Bigs replies.

“Sobra” might well be understatement of the year for anyone who’s seen his shoe collection.

“Ayun, nabigyan ko ng advice [si Allein]. Matalino siya sa money niya.

Advice ko sa kanya, ‘pag may extra money: lote, bahay, o artwork. So pati mga basketball player, customer ko rin sa art at foam.” Foam refers to Uratex, of course, which also has a presence in RONAC along with a new brand Bigs has brought in: Sixinch, a Belgian line of modern furniture that’s suitable indoor or outside.

A friend arrives and introduces Bigs to a colleague and they both check out the gallery. Shortly after, a pair of rich-looking older gentlemen arrive–with bodyguards, of course– and go into the furniture showroom.

“Ayan, may bumibili na,” Bigs says. They turn out to be a former undersecretary and the owner of Eskaya Bohol–a super exclusive resort. They come over and Bigs speaks to them about supplying the beds for the resort. Introductions begin with high-society things like my friend owns this club, was archi of this and that, and “kakagaling ko lang sa Bohol punta ako sa inyo

a t yP iCa l Wo r k day We arrive at RONAC in San Juan on a Tuesday afternoon, and see Bigboy seated on the porch of his art gallery, Secret Fresh. He’s chatting with then-Star Hotshots Allein Maliksi of the Blackwater Elite who is fresh from practice at RONAC’s indoor court.

Before the PBA player goes, he teases Bigs about a few pairs. “Dyusko 13 [ang

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next.”

The resort owner insists Bigs come over in person to see what needs to be done, and offers him a special price if he stays at one of their 24 villas. Afterwards, Bigs tells us, “Ngayon ko lang siya na-meet and in-offer na yan. Okay di ba?”

Did he know they were coming today? “Actually hindi. Kaya maganda nandito lang ako. I get to see the customers coming in and out.

Ganun talaga dapat,” he says. Here’s a typical Bigboy Cheng schedule: “11a.m. magba-basketball kami ng best friend ko–every day yan. Tapos punta na ‘ko rito. 1 p.m. nagbubukas ang SF. Tuesday and Thursday kasi meron pa ako Uratex eh, then Sixinch pa. Bale, PR and Sales ako.

Pag may mga big accounts, nirerequest tayo ng customer minsan, or pag wala ang mom and sister ko.”

A well-dressed lady arrives and says she’s a relative of one of Bigboy’s customers. He goes into art gallery owner mode and accompanies her inside. “Every week may nabebenta n’yan.” he says, referring to a resin piece by Luis Lorenzana. She points to another artist’s work and he ruefully says, “sold out na.” She agrees to buy the Lorenzana. Bigs whispers to his staff, “sagad mo, less 10 percent.”

In about an hour’s time with him, Bigboy has made three new acquaintances. Something we notice is that he’s never on his phone–in fact, he doesn’t even have one with him. It’s good old-fashioned human PR and salesmanship–and judging by the deals he just effortlessly pulled off, he’s good at it.

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We’ve been sitting on the Secret Fresh porch this whole time. Bigs doesn’t hide inside the aircon gallery or office— if you want to meet the man you can pretty much just

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walk up to him any given Tuesday or Thursday. His close friend, architect Miko Abueg arrives. Responsible for many of Bigs’s projects, they first met over a shared love of streetwear.

“Dati pa kaming nagsu-Supreme, di pa sikat nun, mga Jordan-Jordan pa lang,” architect Abueg says.

A little later, Randy Galang arrives. Bigs introduces him as one of the top adidas collectors in the world, and the man with the konek.

“Sikat sa Singapore yan…yung IG niya. Lahat ng pinaka-rare at di pa lumalabas, nakukuha niya.” Randy is wearing a 1-of-150 3D-printed adidas pair worth P150,000. In his hands is a Supreme × Louie Vuitton denim jacket for Bigboy to consider.

It fits and despite already wearing another Supreme x LV denim, he wants it.

“Magkano to, four?”

“Lagpas…” says Randy.

“Shet. Five thousand?”

Chief toymaker, Rommel Chua, arrives as well. “Siya kino-consider ko na partner ko [sa Secret Fresh]; maestro. Minsan kaaway ko,” says Bigboy, laughing. A few local artists arrive early for afternoon basketball on the court, and they all greet Bigs like he's some sort of tito. Someone hands Bigs an old-school Nokia, and he finally answers a few texts for the first time all day. When street food vendors pass by, Bigs generously buys their entire stock for the day and tells his staff to dig in. We get to eat a load of kwek-kwek as the afternoon stretches into a hang-out and kwentuhan session.

Of course, it revolves largely around streetwear: “Randy, kuha mo rin ako n’yan.”

“May extra ka pa n’yan?”

“Saya, kahit si Allan K mahilig na rin sa Supreme!”

“Halos nasira ulo ko rito [sa Supreme x LV] grabe! Hook-up doon, hook-up dito. Di mo alam kung scam—nag-down ka ten thousand ta’s di mabibili kasi kahit pumila sila biglang cancelled release sa Houston. Buti binalik sa’kin, mabait yun–mga bata ah!”

And for our benefit, life as it happens: “Ang maganda, nag-jive kami lahat dito, na-swerte rin ako sa mga kaibigan natin. Kaibigan ko, naging customer ko, para kaming isang pamilya rito. Asaran…parang uupo lang ako rito ngayon ta’s dadating na lahat, palitan ng mga ideas. Ito [ngayon], meeting na ‘to.”

With all the street food and random people coming by it starts to feel like the poshest sari-sari store tambay. “Pinapawisan na ako!”

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SHOWCASE (Clockwise from top) Bigboy's purpose-built designed shoe room; "$1000 dollar" bills and the gun to make it rain with; choice collabs are a big part of Bigboy's collection

many years, minsan nakaka-drain din mag-PR sa totoo lang, lalo na pag maraming tao.

“Pag Sunday at walang show, masaya ako kasi kasama ko family ko…yung isang anak ko sobrang hilig din [sa streetwear], yung bunso ko. Yun ang boss ko. Parang clone e, natutuwa ako dun.”

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Bigboy laughs in his denim. We ask if he does this even in the heat of summer. He just smiles and nods.

This homey atmosphere is probably on purpose. In fact, the impending Secret Fresh renovation seems to reinforce that: “Magiging carinderia 'to; para talagang carinderia na may manang!

Nagluluto ng corned beef, hotdog, Spam, Milo, kape na may tinapay, at monobloc yung silya–tapos yun yung secret entrance, may dalawang papunta sa likod, pagpasok mo: Secret Fresh gallery.” He’s looking forward to it for another reason, too.

“Nakaka-hassle din and draining ang gallery–every two weeks may show kami. Walang tigil yan for how

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We arrive at the second RONAC in Magallanes for a secret, invite-only show–so secret that we can’t even say the name of the artist or show any pictures.

The vibe here is very different from the previous day. The art collectors are almost all dressed conservatively in dad polos and dad jeans. These people probably wouldn’t know a Yeezy if it hit them in the face. They might not even know Kanye.

Bigs quickly points out some of the guests: Terry Que, “Rain or Shine owner;” Paulino Que, “the biggest Filipino art collector in Southeast Asia;” Jonathan Matti, “one of the most famous interior designers;” and Julius Babao, shod in Gucci and Supreme, of course.

Europe’s “Six Two Eight” and other ‘80s hits are playing. The buffet is, quite unexpectedly, Chinese fried rice and lemon chicken. Bigs is a one-man show and does all the

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sosyo and hosting himself. The show sells out by 7 p.m. despite the fact that it was supposed to open at 7 p.m. Bigs explains that some clients buy ahead of time. From 7 p.m. till 10 p.m., Bigs is constantly speaking with the guests, and it does look tiring.

b i g boy ’s s eC r e t le s so n s Our last day with Bigboy is actually the one we spend in his home, preparing the Supreme collection.

Randy Galang, his buddy, Joey, and the FHM team, do the handling of his very expensive items. Feeling like we’ve earned his confidence, we decide to go ahead and ask for the MMK-story: Bigs, for a very rich man–who even deals in art, which can be pretentious as hell–you aren’t extremely douchey and are down to Earth. Was Uratex still struggling when you grew up and did you have a hard-knock life youth or something?

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Uratex noon], pero nagsimula yan sa wala. Nagsimula ang tatay ko sa paggawa ng unan, tapos nakuha siyang exclusive supplier sa isang hotel. Dun nagkaroon ng puhunan ang Uratex. Nagbabakal na rin kami. Ninety percent ng car seats, mga OEM sa Pilipinas, gas tank ng motorsiklo ganun, kami nagmamanufacture.”

Did he ever work somewhere else to earn his “place” in the company?

“Uratex lang ever since.”

He then orders P5,000 worth of food for our group’s merienda– nothing fancy, just his comfort food: Jollibee. His right-hand man, Johnroy, arrives and gets a burger.

Then, over the meal and without prompting, Bigs tells us how Johnroy saved his life once.

In his youth, Bigboy was a chronic gambler and played himself into a load of debt. “Nadisgrasya talaga ako sa casino eh, kaya kayo, wag na kayo magsugal.” Massively disappointed in himself, he went home to take his last bit of cash to

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hit the highway–literally.

“Tinanong ko lang sa tagaexpressway san pwede pumunta, ta’s sinabi sa ‘kin Bicol, dire-diretso ka lang.” With no phone, no money, and no word to his family, he ended up on the doorstep of the family of the then 7-year-old Johnroy. It must’ve been weird for a six-foot Chinese guy to randomly show up—and they were total strangers—but they took him in for around two years. At one point, Bigs said he went home and was like “uy, may de lata, parang may pambili tayo ngayon ah!” He realized later that his parents had probably found him by then–and sent monetary support.

It’s an unexpected tale of enlightenment, and we ask Bigs if his own experience ever reminds him of this certain, famous story of a man under a tree. He knows what we’re getting at, and gamely plays along: “Oo, kamukha ko kasi si Buddha eh, kaya siguro nangyari yun sa'kin, ha ha!” FH M

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Jon dela Cruz built his first guitar out of his grandmother’s bed headboard.

He took it apart, probably against his lola’s wishes, and made that into the guitar’s body. The wood for the other parts were from scrap he got from his uncle. “Yung mga frets ko gawa sa pako, kasi di ko naman alam saan nakakabili ng mga ganon ,” dela Cruz recalls. What scant knowledge he had of guitar making came from taking apart an acoustic guitar he had just bought at the nearby palengke, the money for which he got from selling his bike. “Kasi ayaw akong ibili ng gitara ng mga magulang ko,” he adds.

This all happened back in 1992, in his last year in high school. Fast forward 25 years and he is now one of the leading luthiers in the country, and owner of Elegee Customs Shop. His creations are prized by local musicians for its impeccable quality and tone character. They are also slowly gaining a cult following abroad; just recently, his guitars were showcased at the NAMM show in the US, what is touted as the biggest music products trade convention in the world, and the response has been very encouraging.

Dela Cruz started Elegee Customs Shop in 1999. He had actually become a

biyahero musician (the guys playing at bars and clubs abroad, as well as cruise ships), but even then he was setting aside money from the gig pay to buy tools and equipment for what would become Elegee.

“Sa likod ng utak ko I was already thinking I would become a luthier when I come back home for good, kasi syempre hindi naman permanente ang pagbabanda.”

His first customers were musician friends. While it wasn’t yet a serious project, even then he was already building full custom guitars from scratch.

“Nagtiwala naman yung mga unang nagpagawa. Dun na nagsimulang kumalat

yung reputation ng Elegee. I started building guitars seriously in 2005,” dela Cruz says.

Although he graduated with a degree in architecture, everything he knows about guitar building he learned from trial and error. There is absolutely no formal luthier education. “Nagamit ko yung course ko sa paggawa ng gitara in terms of accuracy and aesthetics, nakikita ko kung pangit o hindi ang gitara. But everything else came from when I first took apart the first guitar I bought, habit ko na ‘yong magbaklas ng gamit kahit nung maliit pa ako. Yung interes ko sa gitara nag-start hindi lang sa pagtugtog kundi sa construction din niya.”

Elegee custom guitars cost anywhere from P30,000 to however you want it to be, depending on the parts and construction you wish for your instrument. “The whole process actually begins with trying to figure out what the client wants, so mahabang usapan muna siya, tungkol sa kung ano’ng style ng playing niya, ano’ng tunog ang hinahanap niya, and a lot of other music-related things.

And as for the first guitar he built 25 years ago out of scrap wood, it is still exists. “Nakita ko siya sa kaklase ko, buhay pa. Sabi ko sa kanya palit tayo, bibigyan kita ng bagong gitara, akin na lang yung unang ginawa ko.”

2 Still in the early stages of a guitar build, dela Cruz shows how all the parts fit together—the body, neck, frets, and hardware. Precision is key: everything has to be balanced and true, or the guitar simply just won't feel and sound right.

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While the body of the guitar is where the tone comes from, the notes are played out on the neck. A bad neck means an out of tune guitar.

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4 An electric guitar is really just a guitar with a built-in microphone, so the real knowledge is in knowing the type of wood to be used.

Wood has an inherent tonal quality that dela Cruz discovers.

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In contrast to his wild and colorful imagination overrun by invader aliens, Voltron robots, and suspicious chickens just waiting in the (ahem) wings for the great uprising to overthrow their human overlords, Saving Sally visionary Avid Liongoren takes a hard, pragmatic look at Philippine cinema and animation. The selfproclaimed walking, talking UP Fine Arts stereotype’s “steady lang, no big words” take on things is refreshing, to say the least.

What got you into animation in the first place?

Mahilig akong mag-drawing. Mahilig akong gumawa ng mga bagay-bagay.

At kapag gabi, ipinagtatanggol ko ang mga aso sa mga kalaban nila. I draw; I make stuff. And I wanted to see them move. That’s it. That’s all I want to do.

Pretty much make stuff, and play with dogs. Hindi ako magkukunwaring may malalim akong gustong gawin. I like telling stories and I just want to make a living doing that.

knowing that people enjoyed the film is fun, making Sally was not enjoyable; it was hard. Sa commercials kasi, I’m using someone else’s money [for production costs]. This one, I was paying for it out of my pocket, so, masakit. At one point, I really had to lock down my intentions for the film kasi sobrang tagal ng 10 years.

It was written when we were really, really young and ‘yung mga concerns namin sa life, malapit pa do’n. I’m much older now and I don’t care about the characters’ concerns anymore.

Friendzone, all that bullshit—graduate na ’ko diyan.

What did it take to stick with something for so long?

I attribute that mostly to our stupidity than anything else. If we knew it’d take that long, we wouldn’t have done it.

Hindi siya mabulaklak [na kwento] eh.

Passion and inspiration, those are cool things but passion lasts about a week, a month—two months at most. Maybe if you’re a really sunshine-y person, it will be half a year. It was really more of, “Okay, we started this and let’s finish it.” It’s commitment. Most creative talks would go on about inspiration. To finish things, you need commitment, which isn’t really [as charming as things] like passion and inspiration.

What motivated you to make Saving Sally so aesthetically rich and close to home but still choose to tell the story in English?

Growing up kasi, kapag pinag-drawing mo ako ng siyudad, it will always What sets Sally apart from other look like the skyline of New York City local films with special effects kasi mahilig ako sa komiks na Spideranimation?

Man and Avengers. Doon ako sanay.

The story is very typical, but yung Karamihan ng fine arts students, visual treatment, it’s a different way pag-drawing-in mo ng bahay, mukha of doing things lang. Productions like siyang bahay sa States. Hindi siya Panday, they’re trying to look like mukhang bahay sa Teacher’s Village.

Hollywood animation, but they don’t Kayang mag-drawing ng kotse, pero have the funds to do that. You end ‘di kayang i-drawing ang tricycle out of up looking like cheap, trying-hard memory. ‘Yung isa sa mga goals namin Hollywood wannabes. Kami, at the when making Saving Sally, is that gusto very beginning, we actually tried our namin ‘yung visual imagery niya, very hand at 3D Pinoy. visual effects.

[The script is in English] After one year kasi when we started the film, of working, it was never meant for MMFF. ‘ang art ay Ang point lang naman talaga Parang Love; was to finish it and seed it online h i n di s i ya for the enjoyment of the people who worked on it—a number of ang sagot sa whom hindi marunong magLahat. Lear n Tagalog. Karamihan naman ng b u s i n e s s. nakapanood no’n didn’t mind.

Lear n They would say na mas marami sanang naka-appreciate kung Math, Most Tagalog siya, but on the flipside, i M P ortantLy. we’re in the process of selling it f ig u r e out sa States ngayon. Mahihirapan din kaming magbenta sa States how to ear n, naman kung Tagalog siya.

Saving Sally is your first feature film and it was 10 years in the making. How was the experience compared with your other projects?

Although getting good feedback and

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we realized na ‘di kami Pixar. They have what you call a render farm.

That’s 1,000 computers rendering; meron kaming tatlong computer na naka-tapes. Layo talaga. It was that approach na “don’t overreach.” Doon kami sa lower end of the spectrum and it worked naman.

Does the Philippine animation industry need saving?

Noong bata ako, parang naiisip ko pa na, “Ah, ako ang taga-salba ng pelikulang Pilipino” which is dumb, jusko. Masyadong maraming factors to consider for that to happen and at the end of the day, I just want to be able to tell a story. With Sally, it made decent money, and it made a decent number of people happy. Maraming natuwa kasi ‘di nila akalain na pwedeng magkaroon ng ganun sa Pilipinas. I wouldn’t say that it’s a game-changer, but it’s a step in that direction.

Any words of wisdom for young aspiring Filipino artists and auteurs?

‘Wag na kayo mag-drawing, magcongressman na lang kayo. Mas marami kayong kikitain ‘pag naging pulitiko kayo. But if you insist on doing art, read up. Ang art ay parang love; hindi siya ang sagot sa lahat.

Learn business. Learn Math, and most importantly, figure out how to earn, first and foremost. The earlier you learn that passion won’t feed you, the better you’ll be. You can still do art, but get a job that pays the rent.

Lastly, remember na ‘di ka special.

‘Wag mong personalin ang mga bagay.

‘Pag pinakita mo ‘yang gawa mo, may magsasabi at magsasabi na pangit yan, at meron ding magagandahan. Ako, alam ko ‘yung output ko and I know that if I think it’s ugly, no amount of compliments will make me think otherwise. If I think it’s great, no amount of criticism will make me feel otherwise. FH M

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Her IG handle is a playful riff on the same name and Kiesha isn’t shy to utilize the same selfie angles for her own snaps. Is it a bad thing to look so closely like another lovely lady? We say not at all. Besides, spend time with Kiesha like we did and we had a really tough time thinking of anyone else.

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Remember when Climacool and its ilk already felt like space-age stuff? Now, we have so much fancy knits and shoe #technology that even the “Climacool” name itself sounds a bit archaic.

But one look at the 02/17, the latest iteration in adidas’s ongoing revival, and we’re ready to go back into its breathable embrace. It’s got the modern silhouette of an athletic shoe, but that mesh upper has aged enough to get into cool dad-sneaker territory–topped off with the OG bubble logo on the tongue no less. If you’re wondering just how much it’s aged exactly: Climacool made its debut all the way back in 2002!

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P otato S alad (Gamja Salad) What it is: Made from potato, mayonnaise, and honey. This is the sweetest dish you’ll find at the buffet table. It’s sugary, creamy taste balances the savory grilled meat.

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If your girl’s been bitten by the k-Drama bug, for sure, you’ve already been dragged to eat at a korean buffet about a dozen times. sure, the grill-all-you-want and eat-all-you-can invite sounds enticing, but once you’re in front of all those side dishes, sauces, and various kinds of meats, you can’t help but feel overwhelmed. What’s a hungry man to do, then? We asked Lexy senson of Gen korean bbq to dish us the details on how to best enjoy one of korea’s most popular buffets, so you can unleash the oppa in you as you impress your girlfriend.

THE MEAT

S picy Radish

THE DRINK

Of course, don’t forget to share a bottle of soju.

Remember to pour using both hands just like the Koreans. Be polite and always fill the glass to the top!

Usually, you have a choice between marinated and nonmarinated. You can also choose from pork, beef, chicken, and even seafood.

For the grilling,

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(Musaengchae) What it is: A combination of seasoned Korean radish with hot pepper flakes and sesame seeds. It helps freshen a greasy palate.

Goes well with: Any kind of meat, marinated or nonmarinated.

it doesn’t overcook. Or better yet, eat it.

“Cook grill beef for less than two minutes, pork for about a two to three minutes, and cook chicken for four to six minutes,” says Senson.

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You must first dip the meat into a sauce of your choice before munching on the wrap. You can double (even triple!) dip to find out the taste you like the most so don’t be shy.

(Oi Muchim) What it is: Made from salted and seasoned cucumbers.

Perfect when you want to taste a little bit of heat and sweetness.

Goes well with: Marinated chicken and beef dishes such as the Cajun Chicken and Beef Bulgogi.

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(Yangpa Jangajji) What it is: Onion infused in vinegar. The onion’s still quite crunchy and packs a surprising punch of sour.

Goes well with: Non-marinated meats such as samgyupsal.

What it is: The most popular Korean traditional side dish made from salted and fermented vegetables.

Goes well with: Everything. You can cook the non-marinated meat with it, or wrap it with the salad and radish paper.

“The best way to eat Korean BBQ is in the traditional Korean ssam style,” Senson says. Ssam means “wrap,” in Korean. These wraps are made on the spot at the grill, and are supposed to be eaten in one bite.

To do this, put a leaf of lettuce in your palm. Add a piece of meat to it (dip in your choice of sauce), and then add a dollop of ssamjang (red bean paste), and some kimchi. Wrap it up and pop it into your mouth!

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Ssamjang Taste: Spicy sweet.

Goes well with: Any non-marinated meat.

Gen’s Crazy Sauce Taste: Savory with a bit of heat Goes well with: Any non-marinated meat.

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Soy Sauce Taste: Sweet.

Goes well with: Any non-marinated meat.

Radish Paper

What it is: Radish slices in a sweet sour marinade. It kind of tastes like a citrus-ey, extra-thin plato wrap.

Goes well with: Use it as a wrap for marinated and non-marinated meat.

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What it is: Fresh lettuce mixed with: sesame seeds, garlic, rice vinegar, soy sauce, sesame oil, honey, and chili flakes. The wild combination of organic and traditional flavors treats your taste buds to an authentic Korean bite.

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SUZUKI CELERIO

LOOKS LIKE A car that can slip through the cracks between lanes—which is what an ultracompact car should be.

RIDES LIKE You just got a free space upgrade, because there is more room in there than is apparent.

FEELS LIKE You got yourself a special discount.

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P538,000-P569,000

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First, a few words about this thing they call“excise tax” and how it applies to the sale of cars: An excise tax, according to the Bureau of Internal Revenue, is “a tax on the production, sale, or consumption of a commodity in a country. It is applied on goods manufactured or produced in the Philippines for domestic sale or consumption or for any other disposition...and on imported goods.” The official name for this tax, which will take effect in January 2018, is House Bill 5636, or Tax Reform for Acceleration and Inclusion (TRAIN).

The products that will be subject to the tax are as follows: alcohol, tobacco, petroleum, mineral products. Cars fall under “miscellaneous products.”

The general effect of the excise tax on new cars is that they will cost more, obviously. We will not go into specific rates here, but the key takeaway is this: price increases on cars will be much, much higher on luxury cars, those costing P8 million and above.

As you go lower down the price bracket, so is the tax imposed.

There is another tax measure that is often cited in conjunction with the excise tax to somehow soften its blow: the income tax cuts under the proposed comprehensive tax reform program. What this means essentially is that take home pay will be higher (except for the million-a-month earners, who will actually pay more taxes. But the increase is so minuscule by their standards they must be laughing hard at the joke). This creates a curious effect on the auto industry: While cars will be generally more expensive, people—most especially those in the middle income bracket—will actually find themselves with more purchasing power for cars.

Which brings us to the reason why the Suzuki Celerio is here. If we take this tax give-and-take to its logical conclusion, the smartest thing to do for anyone about to buy their first car is to head straight to the small category, where excise tax is lowest, and trust that a bank loan approval is just an hour away because, well, that’s how car dealers keep the sales coming.

There are several options in the small cars market, but the Celerio is turning out to be a best buy for one simple reason: it offers more space. You wouldn’t think it's possible to say compact car and more space in a single breath, but Celerio actually achieves in doing it. As far as sales pitches go, more space in a very small car is gold.

And then there is the price. Right now the manual version is at P538,000 and the CVT is at P569,000.

It’s safe to assume that Suzuki will be juggling some numbers to keep it under the P600,000 mark after the excise tax kicks in. Bottomline: if you have more money and it's still that cheap, it’s worth buying. FH M

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