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IN STYLE

THE SWIMWEAR ISSUE BLAZING STYLES TO HEAT UP SAN DIEGO

UNWRITTEN LAW

THE TOLEDO SHOW

IS SAN DIEGO PREPARED FOR THE ULTIMATE JAZZMAN?

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SCOTT AND PAT HANG WITH US AT THE HARDROCK

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DIAMOND DOGS • URIJAH FABER • BILL STOUT • LEO CADENAZZI • KOASTEL KAOS • ADAM KNOX • TOM MCCARTHY • NICHOLAS STOLLER • MUDCRUTCH

MAY 23rd

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Unwritten Law has grown up a bit, but still play by their own rules.

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TOC

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On The Cover: Thanks to our friends at Essence Digital Imaging, we once again rock an amazing cover featuring Lara, poolside at the new Hard Rock Hotel in Downtown San Diego.

Photo credit: Michael Crouch

THE SWIMWEAR ISSUE • SPRING BREAK • REVOLT IN STYLE • VOLUME 23 ISSUE 4

SWIMMIN’ IN STYLE.............................................................................29 ONLY THE FRESHEST STYLES FOR YOU MY FRIEND UNWRITTEN LAW.......................................................................16 GETTING BACK IN TOUCH WITH OLD FRIENDS THE TOLEDO SHOW...............................................................48 THE ULTIMATE JAZZMAN MAKES IT BACK TO S.D. .

DIAMOND DOGS.....................................................................19 FUSION OF STREET, ART, FASHION AND MUSIC

Flashback with

Skip Frye’s retro styled skateboard on pg. 14

BILL STOUT....................................................................................39 UBER FAMOUS ARTIST YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU KNEW FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL........................................................................58 INTERVIEW WITH DIRECTOR NICHOLAS STOLLER ALSO INSIDE: NEW PRODUCT PREVIEWS • PROFILES • INTERVIEWS • CD REVIEWS • MOVIE PREVIEWS • GAMING REVIEWS • WHORESCOPES • YO MAMA WWW.REVOLTSD.COM 7

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REVOLT

revolt in style...or not at all

PUBLISHER & EDITOR IN CHIEF BRIAN TERHORST BRIAN@REVOLTSD.COM EXECUTIVE EDITOR LESLIE KROUSE LESLIE@REVOLTSD.COM 800 lb GORILLA KEVIN POMERLEAU ART GUY TAYLOR ROBINSON ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR BETH ACCOMANDO

CONTRIBUTING WRITERS Brendan Foote DAVE WOODS BLAIR ROBB BABY BOY MATT MARTELLI HERESY ANGELA LOVELL TICO DAEWOO ACTION SPORTS PHOTO EDITOR TOBY OGDEN CONTRIBUTING PHOTOGRAPHERS LESLIE KROUSE Benji Prowell BLAIR ROBB BO CROSS Michael Solis SEAN CASSIDY Ted Coakley SEAN ROWLAND

Aaron Riveroll MICHAEL CROUCH MARK PEERY NATHAN FRENCH

SURF LIASON DAVE WOODS MARKETING / PR DIRECTOR LESLIE KROUSE LESLIE@REVOLTSD.COM MARKETING / PR TYLER STATTIN RYAN BEERS COPY EDITOR CONNIE KIMINSKI INTERN ANGELA RODRIGUEZ

CONTACT 858.488.8730 revolt@revoltsd.com www.revoltinstyle.com www.myspace.com/revoltmag P.O. BOX 9771 SAN DIEGO CA 92169

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Reproduction in whole or in part without written permission is prohibited.

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Well David, One thing you need to remember is that we come out mid month. We don’t like to get mixed in with all the other free mags on the 1st. This last issue was scooped up in about 3 days. 20,000 copies evaporated. It’s amazing what a beautiful woman on the cover does.

Anyway, we are adding a subscription link to our web page soon, so sign up. Until then, we deliver from border to border in San Diego County. You can find us in coffee shops, fitness centers, clubs, restaurants, boutiques, tattoo parlors, hair salons, grocery stores, convenience stores, all the college campuses, record stores, games stores, basically anywhere that is cool. So, if you still can’t find us, then you’re just too late.

REVOLT I just heard you guys are the sponsor of the Side Stage at the X-Fest this year. How the hell did you pull that one? What else you guys got up your sleeve?

TED Hey Ted, Yeah, I just heard the ad on 91X too. Pretty friggin cool huh? When they invited us to be the sponsor over there we were pretty much blown away. Guess we’re doing something right. We have all local acts on the side stage. Check us out. We are also throwing these club events at Brick By Brick called Agent Orchid. Kinda a mix of live music, art, burlesque and nightclub. Merge and Bad Girl are in on it with us so between all of us it’s a pretty creative environment. Last one went off with a bang. Next one we have ‘Toledo’ booked.

This guy brings it. Gonna be siiiiick.

Dear Revolt, I saw you guys are doing a Surf Comp this summer. When is it gonna happen, Date?

Cost?

The Second Annual Revolt Summer Surf Series will be held the 3rd Saturday in June, July & August. September we hold the finals. Four Events. Four Beaches. Tons Of Swag. The cost will be 20 bucks for the amateur rider. Little more for the pros. We’ll have an ad in the next issue of Revolt. Keep reading.

BACKWASH Editorial Note

Last month we received a huge number of emails regarding the cover and photo spread in the last Issue. Seems most folks think that it was our finest issue to date. We agree, it’s a pretty solid issue.

There were also a couple of comments on the fact that we failed to give photo credits on the cover. The man responsible for the shot is none other than our buddy Aaron Riveroll. If you notice he is also one of the photographers that shot this months Swimwear photoshoot. We work with many talented photographers but we have to give an extra shout to the guys from Essence Digital Imaging for their professionalism and hard work.

Also a big Thank You to John and Peyton from the new Hard Rock Hotel for making this month‘s shoot a huge success.

E-MAIL

Hey Leslie, I seriously can’t find a copy of Revolt anywhere. The place I used to get one just closed...

I’ve been asking around, but seems like they’re all gone. Can I get a subscription, so I can for sure get one every month.

David of SLD

Hey, did anyone notice the hidden ‘R’?

Hey, does anyone really care?

Ok guys, not cool. I have a job. I have bills to pay. I need to stay focused on work. How is anyone supposed to concentrate when those two girls on the cover are looking at you?

I tried to hide the issue in a drawer. No good. I knew it was there. I knew it needed to be thumbed thru one more time. The boss caught me reading it and he snagged it. Now all I can think of is “how I am going to get it back?”. By force? I don’t think he’s gonna let me just walk into his office and demand it back. I wonder if I can get up in the ventilation shaft...drop down from the ceiling....

Ok brother, you’re kinda creepin us all out. LET IT GO. Thank you to whoever is responsible for covering all the Koastal Kaos Surf Contests. My son is riding in almost every event. He’s doing pretty good & getting better all the time.

He has a blast competing. But his biggest rush is when he grabs a copy of your magazine and sees his picture. Can’t tell you how happy that little grom is over this brush with ‘fame’. Anyway, you guys are fighting the good fight. Keep it up. Dad Appreciate the shout, Dad. Thanks to Toby Ogden. He’s the eye behind the lens. Make sure you sign up Junior for our surf series, coming up this summer.

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TOP MODEL

TEN ON 10

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BLAH BLAH BLAH

PUBLISHERS NOTE Well, I guess that about seals it...I just got an email announcing that the season is over at Bear Mountain. Oh well, Leslie and I got in some great days up there this year. Thanks to the staff at Bear Mountain for all the passes & hook-ups. That was a great season. What are we gonna do with our weekends now? Oh yeah.

SUMMER”S COMING! I’ve had enough of the cold.

Now, let’s heat things up. How ‘bout we start off with the Annual Swimwear Issue? That should do the trick!

Top O’ The World Ma!

Oh, and unless you live under a rock, you probably know that the concert season is nearly upon us. Viejas is lining up awesome shows for the whole summer. In fact, Seether is coming up next weekend. We’ll be front row, center for that, you can be sure. Live Nation & House of Blues have a ton of great shows coming as well. Just heard a rumor that Rob Hagey is bringing Street Scene back downtown where it belongs. Did I forget anyone? Oh, anyone hear about a little music festival by the name of X-FEST? It’s official, we’re the proud sponsors of the side stage this year. 91X has put together a great line-up of bands to make this the most memorable X-Fest in years. May 16th at Qualcom. This is gonna be fun. Peace - B

CONTRIBUTORS Aaron Riveroll, Michael Crouch, Jon Tiffin - Photographers Aside from being really, really ridiculously good looking, these guys love taking pictures. Collectively, they constitute Essence Digital Imaging - a southern California-based photography company specializing in everything from commercial photography to taking pictures of pretty people. Their passion is obvious every time the shutter goes, “click.”

Blair Robb - Photographer With a natural sense of ease and an innate ability to place himself quietly amongst the chaos, capturing raw, vulnerable and expressive moments is where Blair thrives. Whether its beneath the beats of the underground scenes, backstage rockin’ shows, or capturing the essence of a woman’s beauty, Blair’s a magician at telling a story with just one pic.

Toby Ogden - Photographer / Mad man What can we say? Toby has been contributing everything from surf to fashion. Motocross to wakeboarding. If it can make your heartrate speed up Toby is there with his camera capturing all the action and beauty for you to enjoy in these pages. Not once did he ask for anything more than photo credits and a bologna sandwich. We gave him photo credits.

Tonya Brewer – Make-Up Artist Extraordinaire Tonya has been setting the tone for photo shoots for 6 years, and 5 of those six with MAC cosmetics, which allows here to go from simple to extreme, with the stroke of her brush. She is also the founder of Vintage Vamp Inc. She created the company along with Annette Soltero, “I have an extremely talented team of make-up artists, hair stylists, and body painters”. So if you are booking for a fashion show, photo shoot, film/television, or a private event such as a wedding, you will find everything you need at www.vintagevaminc.com Elizabeth Marshall – Make-Up Artist This amazing 20 year old student at SDSU, who is pursuing a degree in Marketing, flew into Revolt’s life on a last minute plea, and became the hero of the day. Liz obtained here Beauty Makeup Certification from the Make Up Designory,(otherwise known as M.U.D.) in 2006, and has been making San Diegans more beautiful ever since. Contact her for all your beautifying needs. emarshal@rohan.sdsu.edu

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SAUVAGE

1837A Garnet Avenue

1025 Prospect Street

San Diego, CA 92109

La Jolla, CA 92101

Phone: 858.483.7828

Phone: 858.729.0015

A unique San Diego-based tattoo studio that provides

After 20 years of creating some of the most beautiful swimwear, Sauvage opened it’s doors of

the highest quality of service in a luxury retail setting --

their new boutique located on Prospect St. in La Jolla, March 25th, 2008. This San Diego based

the only studio of it’s kind in California and one of only

husband and wife team, Simon and Elizabeth Southwood have taken their dream, and created

five in the entire United States built specifically to offer a

an atmosphere where shopping for a swimsuit is a glamorous and exiting experience.

NOT YOUR AVERAGE STUDIO

SPOTLIGHT

CORE TATTOO

GLAMOROUS BEACHWEAR

truly clean environment through the use of pneumatic machines - a process also known to alleviate the discomfort

They have thought of everything from the most comfortable dressing and seating area to flat-

of tattooing for both the artist and recipient.

tering lighting. They have even added a catwalk to show off your suit of choice. Until now you have only seen their suits on the pages of Sports Illustrated and Victoria Secrets. With the

Specializing in custom tattoo work, Core Tattoo artists are

stores opening you now have a chance to try them for yourselves.

of the most skilled in their craft, allowing the studio to offer the following tattoo styles: Asian, American, Tribal, Indus-

I was pleasantly surprised to see

trial, New School, Realism, Graffiti, Fine-line, Mexican-Aztec, Black & Grey, Animate, and Biomechanical

more than just suits in the store;

cross-generational works. Core Tattoo is dedicated to providing quality body art and a memorable client

you could walk into Sauvage

experience.

and create an entire outfit, from accessories to shorts to sandals.

Located at 1837A Garnet Avenue and set in the palm tree-laden streets of San Diego’s Pacific Beach

And don’t let the Sauvage name

culture, Core Tattoo is distinguished as a showcase of design, in both it’s art and physical presence. A

hold you back; the pricing on the

total sensory experience, the studio comprises a clean design and a color palette consistent with luxury

suit is amazingly affordable.

retail environments.

Be sure to ask for Carrie AtkinIn January of 2008 Core Tattoo was founded by Leo Cadenazzi, Lee Sammartino, and Seth Reynolds.

son, she is the absolute swim-

Previously Funhouse Tattoo in Pacific Beach, the trio found a need in the market place that centered on

wear guru.

their client’s comfort and tattoo experience. Cadenazzi is a leading San Diego artist tattoo artist wellknown for his cutting-edge art work and repeat clientele. Sammartino, a successful entrepreneur, is a

Ladies be sure to take your man

leader in the retail design and construction industry, as well as an action sports enthusiast and musi-

with you, they have men’s suits

cian with expertise in marketing in entertainment production. Reynolds is a San Diego entrepreneur well

as well.

known for his other successful local ventures, the famous San Diego Funhouse Tattoo Shops and Paper Doll Salon in Pacific Beach. www.coretattoo.com / myspace.com/coretattoo

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COOL GEAR

NEW PRODUCT PREVIEW

TECHNO-GEAR APPLE iPod nano About the size of a saltine cracker, the latest version of the iPod nano (the world’s most popular music player) is available in 4GB and 8GB models. Enjoy TV shows, movies,

As we move from winter to spring the products keep heating up.

Here’s a look at some of the coolest new gadgets and gear that the market offers. Apple sent us some great stuff to keep us entertained. Altered sent us the newest electric skateboard to keep our adrenaline pumping. Check it out.

ALTERED PRO MODULE 600 The best in high quality, wireless electric skateboards. UnPlug & Carve! It features a concaved-kicktailed, classic longboard shape that’s outstanding for cruising, slashing and carving.

Powered by our ALT MODULE 600 and designed in Orange County,

California. 19 MPH Wireless remote control electric skateboard. 36 volt removable battery pack & charger. Runs like a Ferrari, built like a tank. For riders up to 240 lbs.

video podcasts, and of course music. Play up to 5 hours of video or up to 24 hours of audio on a single charge. The larger, brighter display means amazing picture quality. In six eye-catching colors. 149.00 www.apple.com

SKULLCANDY Full Metal Jacket With a streamlined metal alloy casing and your choice of 9mm or 11mm speakers, the Skullcandy Full Metal Jacket is fully loaded. FMJ comes equipped with a custom EVA carrying case and three sizes of ear gel sleeves. Upgrade your ipod earbuds with these bad boys and take your headbanging to a whole ‘nuther level. Available in four rockin’ colors. 60.00 www.skullcandy.com

Yeow. 469.00 www.alteredelectricskateboards.com

H2O AUDIO iPod Nano (3RD Gen) Now that you have that expensive little critter, make sure that it avoids moisture at all costs. H2O Audio allows you to take your iPod nano on the slopes or in the water without any worries. Waterproof to about 3 meters. The newly designed headphones (sold seperately) are more comfortable plus sound unreal. They actually sound better when you are underwater! No more boring lulls between sets, the clear window lets you watch the action on the screen too. about 115.00 www. h2oaudio.com

The Dirtsurfer A revolutionary vertical skateboard that is at home bustin’ humps on logging road as it is pushing 50MPH on a street. Put a Dirtsurfer deck between two 16” spoked bike size tires and a free steering front wheel and you have an insane way to pursue gravity. Includes Artek disk brakes and alloy brake lever system standard. 225.00 www.streetgadgets.com

APPLE iPod touch Surf the web and send email while walking down the street. Get directions, check the weather, follow stocks, and more. With Wi-Fi built in, the Internet goes wherever you go. Rent a movie or buy your favorite TV show from

NIXON The Murf & The Esquire CS 6

iTunes Store with just a click. Music, music videos or even audiobooks are available anytime, anywhere

Founded in 1997 in Encinitas, California. Nixon began with a small line of custom

bright and clear 3.5 inch display serves up video like nothing we’ve seen before. We have to give a

built, team designed watches with focused distribution in specialty surf, skate, snow and fashion stores. Now they’re blowin’ up in over 25 countries. The latest round of timepieces sets the bar high in this competitive market. Here’s a look at a couple that insist Nixon is not F*%king around. 350.00 & 240.00 www.nixonnow.com

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you can find an internet hotspot. Turn it on it’s side to switch between widescreen and full screen. Super HUGE thanks to Apple for hooking us up with this little number. The only bad thing about it is they only sent one. Now the Revolt staff is beating the crap out of each other everyday for visitation rights! Let’s just say this is the most popular review item received to date. Hey did I mention it has 32 GB? This thing absolutely ROCKS! 499.00 (8GB model is 299.00) www.apple.com

The Skip Frye Perpetual Motion Egg Skip Frye, a legendary surfer, was one of the first Teamriders for Gordon & Smith in the 60’s. Skip 40 years later

Kenwood DNX7120

and he rediscovered the stoke of skateboarding and re-joined G&S for a special project—the 25” Perpetual

GET LOST? Not with the DNX7120. An extraordinary All-in-One in-dash sys-

Motion Egg. G&S Fibreflex has designed a modern ver-

tem with cutting-edge audio, video and navigation technologies. The 6.95”

sion of Skip’s favorite Fibreflex from back in the day that

LCD touchscreen and extremely intuitive GUI offer one-touch access to Garmin navigation technology and maps of the United States, Canada and Puerto Rico. 1399.00 www.prestontire.com

challenges anyone to see how far they can perpetuate motion without more than one push. 189.00 www.sk8supply.com

O’NEILL O’RIGINAL SHORT JOHN No, this is not an acid flashback. O’Neill now offers the soul styling of the 70’s brought back to life in the latest and greatest materials available today. The O’Riginal Series is as functional as it is funky, featuring glued and blindstitched construction and 100% UltraFlex™ neoprene. Always Summer on the inside reigns again. 99.00 www.oneill.com

Warn Power Plant Dual Force HP 9,500lb winch air compressor (airs up 4 35” tires in under 8 minutes)and an amazingly strong winch, you’ll be able to get more done in less time.The HP comes with 125’ of wire rope, 25’ of coiled air line, hand held controller, tire gauge and tire air chuck 1307.00 www.prestontire.com

Panasonic Lumix TZ5 10.1 Megapixel Compact Digital Camera with 3.0” Touch-Screen LCD Panasonic, obviously eager to combine it’s skills in HD video and still photography, has built what might be a camcorder-killer: The $350 Lumix TZ5 9.1-megapixel camera with 10X optical zoom lens and 720p high-definition video recording, optical image stabilizer, motion-sensitive ISO control and smart detection of up to 15 faces. 399.00 www.panasonic.com

FREESTYLE Shark Classic 80’s Blast from the past, bust out your favorite pair of thigh high surf trunks and hit the beach. If you were young in the 80’s and living the beach life, you had one, .admit it! Everything old is new again. Waterproof to 100 meters. 2 alarms. Countdown heat timer. Stopwatch.

55.00 wwwfreestyleusa.com

BESSELL Classic Longboard An authentic retro classic model in the longboard shape. These boards are made true to the classic techniques handed down through generations. Down rail on tail, 50/50 rail. As a classic noserider, it’s about the style and the trim in the original form.

This board features Volan glass, color tints and opaques, multiple stringers, nose blocks, tail blocks, and glass on fins. It cries for the return to the glide. It has rolled rail for a more flowing turn.

Paradox Traction Pad The most technologically advanced surf traction pad ever conceived. Futuristic Power/Balance Quantum Nano Technology gives the user amazing core strength, increased balance and keeps you “in the zone”. With the exclusive use of this proven technology in water-traction, Paradox is set to take the water world by storm. Pros include airshow winners: Josh Buran, Eric McHenry and Mike Morrisey. A $30 value is built into every pad with the addition of two power/balance quantum energy circuits that are guaranteed for three years to radically effect your performance. BELIEVE IT! Available for the first time to the public at Liquid Foundation in Mission Beach. www.powerbalance.net Check ‘em out at the 91 XFEST at the Revolt Stage May 16th

BESSELL Balsa Handshaped and hand-glued limited edition guns, longboards, and other classic shapes.

Made out of Peruvian balsa and a variety of exotic woods, this is the best material for a smooth ride on a sizeable wave. They ride like Cadillacs and are a collectors item with limited production of less than 100 per year.

All hand-made by Tim Bessell in the traditional fashion with double 4 ounce glass. With hand selected balsa by Peruvian licensee Martín Jeri, this is a truly special design made from unique materials. It is just the combination you want for smooth gliding in big surf. www.bessellsurf.com

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COOL GEAR

RETRO-STYLE

ENVIRONMENT

MOTHER EARTH NEWS PLASTICS #1 TRASH ON BEACHES More than 80,000 pieces of plastic and items made from plastic or Styrofoam were collected by over 2,800 Surfrider Foundations and San Diego Coastkeeper volunteers during beach cleanups in San Diego County last year, highlighting the problem of plastic litter locally and around the world.

Cigarette butts continue to be the top item found at local cleanups, even with smoking bans at most beaches throughout San Diego County. Traditional butts are made of “synthetic polymer cellulose acetate” and never degrade, only breaking apart after roughly 12 years. Yet within an hour of contact with water, cigarette butts can begin leaching chemicals such as cadmium, lead and arsenic into

Plastics, especially single-use or “disposable” types, are becoming an increasing problem for the marine environment. In the North Pacific Gyre there is an area twice the size of Texas called “the garbage patch,” where plastic outweighs plankton by a ratio of 6-to-1. Plastic bags have been know to choke turtles, birds have been found dead with their stomachs full of plastic, and many types of marine life have been entangled in wayward plastic fishing gear.

For more information about San Diego Coastkeeper and San Diego Chapter of Surfrider Foundation monthly beach cleanups please visit www. sdcoastkeeper.org or www.surfriderSD.org.

the marine environment.

Perhaps more shocking is the large amount of plastics and items made from plastic or Styrofoam that were collected by volunteers throughout the year. Of the 3 ½ tons of trash removed, half of the items were made of plastic. It is estimated that up to 80 percent of marine debris comes from land based sources. Surfrider and Coastkeeper volunteers make a direct impact by helping to keep the beaches clean and working to prevent litter from getting into the oceans.

SPEND TAX REBATE WISELY: SPEND TO SAVE ENERGY. Starting in May some 130 million US taxpayers will begin receiving rebate checks from the Internal Revenue Service. The checks, ranging from $300 up to a couple of thousand or so depending on family size, are part of an economic stimulus plan to get the country’s economy moving forward again. The checks will encourage spending and give the country a jump-start, Washington politicians say, and America will be on its merry way once again: Recession fixed, mission accomplished. Yeah right. Most likely people will use the money to pay down credit card bills or for those with less debt, spend it on a vacation or some frivolous personal gift like a 52-inch Asian-made flat screen TV. Wiser folks might consider this: If a gift is what’s wanted for themselves why not a gift that keeps on giving? Why not invest the rebate in energy savings? High energy costs are part of the reason the US is in a funk. Using the money to save energy will continue save money on a regular basis for years; possibly save more the cost of the initial energy saving purchase. And, there are other benefits beyond being personally thrifty with energy: To some small extent the environment is improved as greenhouse gases and pollution are cut; the nation as a whole gets slightly less dependent on imported petroleum fuels; and in some cases energy savings creates jobs right here at home.

Here are some ideas for an energy savings wish list: • Put the rebate towards a down payment on a new or used vehicle that gets better fuel economy than the one you have now. It doesn’t have to be a hybrid, just more efficient.

• Buy a house full of energy efficient light bulbs.

• Buy outright or put a down payment on a new water heater or Energy Star Appliance..

• Use the rebate towards a down payment on a new energy saving heating and air conditioning system for your home.

• There are numerous other energy saving things you can buy with your rebate: a flat-screen monitor for your computer, an electric or battery powered lawn mower, more insulation for your attic, a solar powered attic vent fan, storm doors, storm windows, ceiling fans, light-blocking blinds to name a few.

• On a grander scale the rebate could add to a down payment for a solar or small wind system for your home.

Depending where you live, your state or utility company may have incentives that could help defray the cost of your energy efficient purchases further. The Database of State Incentives for Renewable Energy keeps track of many of these.

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TRAVEL TIPS

HOW TO CAMP GREEN MINIMAL IMPACT MEANS NO FOOTPRINT

As the weather heats up it’s inevitable that some of you may feel the need to bust out and sleep under the stars for awhile. There’s nothing better than an isolated stretch of beach in Baja, a blazing bonfire at sunset and your beautiful babe laying by your side. Sounds like a dream, but in reality the damage most of us leave behind on a camp trip is more like a nightmare.

The next time you reach that favorite camp area, take a minute to look around. Notice the crap that others before you have left behind? A little wrapper here, a plastic bottle there and, ugh, what’s that behind that bush?

Even if you leave just a little mess this time, the camper setting up in that spot next will add a little more and so on, until the perfect spot is a disgusting garbage dump. Keep in mind that everytime you camp, ‘Leave it cleaner than when you got there.’ Dont be a dick, take a few minutes before you set up to pick up from the previous camper. We know it’s not yours, but it’ll score ya some kharma points (and your camping experience will be better without all their crud laying around anyway, right?) Being respectrful of your surroundings while you camp is just common sense. Prepping in advance with the environment in mind is an excellent way to make sure your impact is minimal. Before you leave, you need to stock up with a few wisely chosen items.

Leave all styrofoam at home. Bring real silverware, plates & cups. A couple of minutes washing

dishes is no big deal, eh? This cuts down on the trash in a HUGE way. Use reusable containers whenever

possible.

as necessary. For some reason us ‘mericans’ feel the need to build the biggest damn bonfire

Don’t set the world on fire. Find an open area for you campfire and keep it as small

possible. Keep it small. Don’t burn any plastics or aluminum. Lame. When you’re done with

Be prepared with biodegradable soap and toilet paper. Stores like REI and Patagonia are espe-

the fire, BURY IT. Try not to leave any scars.

cially conscious of the environment and are more than happy to hook you up with biodegradable and ecofriendly camping gear.

Clean up after yourself. When packing up make sure to pack everything you

brought, back out with you. We belive that leaving it like you found it just don’t cut it anymore.

Never bring glass containers with you. Avoid buying bottled beer if possible. We know it’s inex-

Leave it cleaner than how you found it! Give any leftover food & bevs to the locals. Be respect-

pensive as hell for a case of Coronas in Baja, so if you do break down and buy, make sure every bottle is

ful though. Speak their language. This is their home. If someone set up camp behind your

back in the case before you pack up. There will always be ‘that guy’ that breaks a bottle or throws it in the fire.

house tonight and then left a bunch of garbage....maybe even popped a squat....would you

Make him (or her) clean that shit up! There’s nothing worse than a nasty gash on your foot to ruin a trip.

be happy to see them again? I think not. So keep in mind that you will probrably want to come back again. Do whatever it takes to keep it clean & make friends. Like I always say, “Kharma

Be smart about your ‘Dump Out’. If you gotta go, ya gotta go. Just take it home with you! Nah,

just kidding. Dig a hole far from your camp and away from any future campsites. Bury it after and make sure the T.P. is bio-degradable, fool.

available at:

GONE BANANAS 3785 MISSION BLVD. MISSION BEACH, CA 858.488.4900

is a bitch.” If you dont take the time now, one day it’s all gonna be gone and our kids will never know the joy of camping.

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TheDiamond Dogs

blazoned upon the clothes we wear. These clothes are custom

stunted, and false. We feel by our carefully constructed rituals that

created by designer Leafar Seyer, who uses symbols not just of

we are providing another rite of passage to manhood, and a posi-

Diamonds and Dogs, but also different images of religious and

tive output for our masculine energy. By channeling this energy

Building a Family.”

spiritual iconography. The way we greet one another is known

into our strengths, we can create true beauty within ourselves, and

By Baby-Boy and Heresy.

as the “Diamond Blast.” This pounding of fists and blasting open

all around us. It creates a better environment for expression, and

of the hands is symbolic in the notion that, “only a Diamond can

is strengthened by our group mentality.

How is a family built? It is built by marriage, and birth. A family is united by unity, love, and respect. They share a bond that runs deeper than blood. The Diamond Dogs were created as a celebration of friendship between two amazing but very different people: Baby-Boy, and Lord Zepp. This union became not just a union of two people as brothers, but also as a union of ideas. What was born was The Diamond Dogs. Both Baby-Boy and Zepp came from very different backgrounds but the thing that united them was their love for art. The house this family grew up in was Pokez Mexican Restaurant. The establishment, since its inception, has been a locus for the humanities of the San Diego community through art, music, poetry, and other forms of multimedia. The restau-

break a Diamond.” This is exclusive only to the way we greet each other. The colors of the flag we stand under are expressed in black

People through out time, look to identify themselves through

and gold. This is symbolic of the nature of our souls, which through

groups. This is because humans function well in groups, i.e. The

infinite darkness, always shine through. We are Always Gold. The

Masons, religious groups, athletic and competitive teams, and

symbol of the Diamond we create with both hands symbolizes the

governments, and so on. But, that’s also why you see race-specif-

necessity of two parts coming together to create what we are, this

ic gangs. And that’s why we, the Diamond Dogs are different. It’s

is our unity. These rituals not only show who we are, but they also

because we offer an outlet for our masculinity through music, art,

provide a cultural unity that is lacking in our society today. The

friendship, and family, all in a positive way. We also have women

Diamond Dogs is also a celebration and embracing masculinity.

who embrace their masculinity, which is not just a male force. Mas-

However, in our society, the rites of passage to becoming men

culinity and femininity are two balancing forces that exist within all

have been lost. Allow me to present an example of the ritual of

of us, and the Diamond Dogs isn’t just a boy’s club.

becoming a man in a barazilian tribe: We need to be good fathers, mothers, brothers, sisters, friends,

rant’s walls are adorned with art from all over the community, and

and neighbors to each other. We should help our communities.

pictures of bands performing at Pokez. The restaurant itself sur-

This is the best way we know how. We will build a safe haven for

rounded by tattoo shops, clothing stores, recording studios, and

how we express ourselves, and allow a place for the community to

music venues. The soil of this community was so rich in the arts,

do the same. That is our long-term goal. We want to open a large

it provided the budding Diamond Dogs ample nutrition to grow,

facility that offers the space for multimedia events like art shows

flourish, and spread.

and large concerts. By pooling together our efforts, and with sup-

port from our community, we think this is a very attainable goal.

And it has spread…Since it’s beginning the Diamond Dogs family

The art shows and concerts to be put on will use artists and bands

has grown exponentially, and has spread to other cities across

approved by the Diamond Dogs. With painters like Troy Boy, Silent,

America.

Baby-Boy, Surge, Terror, and Lord Zepp we can put on massive shows that cover the walls with art. We can fill a space with music

But what is the meaning of Diamond Dogs? Every name has a

of all sorts with Velvet (hip-hop artist), Terror (band: The Widows),

meaning, and in this meaning conclusions can be drawn about not

DJ Heresy (band: Building Better Monsters, UCSD student), DJ

just the personality created by the name, but also the story and

Blexia (band: Starline Theorie), DJ E3 (producer and hip-hop art-

it’s history. When we separate the two parts of the name we are

ist) DJ Strange (band: The Locust), Hectic (band: Transfer), T-Bird

looking at a dichotomy united by friendship. A Diamond is often re-

(band: Starline Theorie), DJ Palace (producer and hip-hop artist),

ferred to as a “girl’s best friend,” and a Dog as “man’s best friend.”

Shine (band: In Perfect Agony), DJ Manners, and Suga Bear (pro-

A Diamond takes a long time to form. It is made from organic and

ducer and hip-hop artist). We could fill the tables with food from

inorganic materials that fuse through eons of pressure. This anal-

Pokez (owned by the Reyes family), The Malt Shop (owned by

ogy can be extended to what makes us who we are; the pressures of the world around us forms us into Diamonds. As we mature, this pressure has made us hard and strong. Upon the discovery of a Diamond, potential is immediately seen. We see this potential in each other. We all have the potential for greatness, and our lives of struggle and pain have made us strong. These Rough Diamonds are taken in, shaped and polished, until the true nature of it’s beauty is revealed. When an individual enters the Diamond Dogs, they are viewed the same way, as a “Rough Diamond.”

Upon the discovery of this potential, it is our purpose to form and polish the Rough Diamond and reveal it’s beauty.

The second part of the name reveals another side to it’s personality. The dog is man’s best friend. It is a loyal companion. Through thick and thin, you can count on it being by your side. It’s this celebration of friendship, bound by loyalty and love, which makes the symbol of the Dog equally important. Another facet is that a dog’s parents don’t necessarily have to be the same breed. This corresponds to the mixture of individuals in the Diamond Dogs; few of us are the same breed. We are an eclectic mix of individuals from all walks of life. We represent the true vision of America’s foundation, as a melting pot of cultures. The Diamond Dogs break this down on an even further level to create a melting pot of subcultures. These sub-cultures range from everything including (but definitely not limited to): graffiti artists, tattoo artists, students, teachers, poets, DJs, musicians, producers, clothing designers, piercers, and business owners/entrepreneurs.

We are bound under the family name of Diamond Dogs, and in this family is a culture of its own. Everything from the way we greet each other, to the way we show ourselves in public is a constructed ritual. Diamonds always shine, and we shine by our actions and how we carry ourselves. We can be spotted in public easily.

Regardless of our particular style, we have Diamond Dogs em-

Galaxy), and Sushi (made by sushi chef Jaws). We can have fash“One day a young Brazilian Indian is playing in the river with a

ion shows by Leafar Seyer, Credence (of Waffo), and Baby Rey (of

beautiful girl, the chief has noticed the boy is interest in the girl for

Love Destroyers). We have computer and graphic designers like

some time now. This awakening of sexual interest in the boy is a

Spider (who operates DiamondDogsCFC.org) and Vegas (graphic

signal to the wise chief. So the chief appears on the bank of the

designer). We have DJ Dead Boy (music producer), and J-Storm

river with his wife and some of the tribal elders. They surprise the

and Empire (film production). We also have Crow (of DUB maga-

boy at play with the young girl. The chief then yells out loud, “Boy,

zine) in LA and Cairo (head of Diamond Dogs New Orleans and

your time has come to die.” Everyone seems profoundly shaken.

band member of Tori Cobras), and last but not least, master-crafts-

The chief’s wife, playing the part of all good women who become

man Metallica. Plus, with the plethora of other Diamond Dogs and

great mothers asks, “Must he die?” The chief threateningly replies,

supporters we can have all the promotions handled. This is a small

“Yes, the boy must die!” We then see a fire lit nighttime scene in

sample of what we can provide, and with more support, we can

which the older men in the tribe seemingly tortures the boy, and

make this into something even bigger.

forces him into the forest vines. He is being eaten alive by jungle ants. He moves in agony, his body mutilated by the jaws of the

We also understand that in changing the community, we need to

hungry ants. He fears the worst. The night comes to an end, and

look forward to the future. This is why Diamonds like Bliss, RJ, and

finally the sun comes up. And the boy is still alive and breathing.

T-Bird have been so important. Bliss is a SDSU graduate who is

He is then taken down to the river by the older men in his tribe

currently a schoolteacher and is entering graduate school. T-Bird

and bathed. The clinging ants are washed away from his body.

is a martial arts instructor who is passing knowledge of a most

The chief then raises his voice, and says with a proud heart, “The

sacred art, and discipline (both mental and physical). Also, RJ is

boy is dead, and the man is born…the sleeper has awakened!”

a teacher in one of the things we love most: music, which we Dia-

He is them celebrated, and allowed to marry, for he is man now.

monds feel is an integral part of a child’s development.

As he takes on a man’s responsibilities and identity, he is moved

first into the position of a brave in the tribe, then, into the position

We are a large family, and in seeing not just the potential in each

of a chief.”

other, but also the potential of our group, we want to take Diamond Dogs as high as it can go. I guess it can be said that life’s perhaps

However, rites such as these have been abandoned. Instead, men

most fundamental dynamic is the attempt to move from a lower

are left with pseudo-rituals like the military for example; the fan-

form of existence and consciousness, to a higher and deeper

tasy or idea is that the humiliation and forced non-identity of boot

level. We, the Diamond Dogs, have potential for greatness, and

camp will make a man out of you. The gangs of our major cities

as the scholar William Arthur Ward once said, “Greatness is not

are another manifestation of pseudo-initiation. And so is the prison

found in possessions, power, position, or prestige. It is discovered

system, which is, in large, run by gangs. In city gangs, more often

in goodness, humility, service, and character.”With respect, and

than not, the initiate gets jumped in or a murder is required of the

love -The Diamond Dogs

would-be initiate. This offers a form of masculinity that is skewed,

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ARTIST PROFILE Leo Cadenazzi

Leo Cadenazzi is co-founder and head artist of Core Tattoo. Professionally trained in art schools of his homeland in Brazil, Leo, a practicing Buddhist, brings to Core a vast knowledge of art history and a deep understanding of the tattooing craft. Leo is experienced in a variety of styles but specializes in traditional Japanese tattooing.

Prior to launching Core Tattoo in 2008, Leo spent a majority of his professional tattooing career at Funhouse Tattoos in Pacific Beach. Beyond his full clientele at Core, Leo travels to conventions and trade shows to display his work to new audiences and to expose himself to other artists and tattooing styles.

NEUMA TATTOO MACHINE About CORE TATTOO’S Use of the Pneumatic System

Tattoo health risks are probably the last thing that you want to think about if you’re either already inked or are considering getting a new tattoo. The crew at Core Tattoo are leading the industry in eliminating this risk altogether. The Use of the Neuma Tattoo Machine as well as Jun-Air compressors create the cleanest environment possible.

1) Jun-Air medical grade clean air compressor 2) Use of the Neuma Tattoo Machines a. The Neuma is autoclavable and goes into the autoclave after I finish a tattoo. b. The Neuma has no electrical components making the machine autoclavable, which results in a cleaner, safer tattoo experience for both the artist and the subject. There are no electrical surges, which allows the Neuma machine to run more smoothly than the traditional electric machines. The Neuma is light-weight (1.5 oz) and has a more ergonomic design helping to eliminate wrist discomfort, fatigue, and the potential for carpal tunnel syndrome. The Neuma design also adds to the comfort of the customer with noticeably less pain than with the traditional electric machine.

3) Use of disposable hoses, which means that spools of tubing can be cut to each artist’s specific needs, and more importantly, thrown away after being used.

Some artists find that with a Neuma they can get details they could never get with a bulky, heavy coil machine.

Some people claim it hurts less. Some think the sound is more soothing than a coil.

Most say that the healing time is cut in half.

Without a doubt this is definitely the next generation equipment for tattoo studios.

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THE TURQUOISE april 2008 CALENDAR Mondays CHILL VIBE JAZZ Tuesdays FLAMENCO Wednesdays BLUES Thursdays JAZZ TRIO Fridays JAZZ QUARTET Saturdays LATIN JAZZ QUARTET Sundays ECLECTIC AND WORLD MUSIC And to treat everyone on their special of all special days, on the second Monday of each month, we celebrate “this Month’s Birthday” everyone born this month will be invited to eat and drink for free!! On the Fourth Sunday of each month, we feature the Middle Earth Ensemble The Fabulous Middle Eastern Fusion Band performs to widespread acclaim! $10 admission includes Free Belly Dance Lesson New Sunset Tapas Menu $3.00 tapas, $3.00 wines until 7:00 p.m.

Call ahead and enjoy the finer things in life at your very own party!!

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INTERROGATE

ADAM

WHERE DO YOU SURF MOST?

WHO INSPIRES YOU? Mick Fanning be-

a crazy duck trying to peck at his eyes,

State Beach, Carlsbad

cause he’s real focused and surfs better

it was striking at him like a rattle snake.

BEST TRIP?

than anyone on tour, also a down to earth

It must of went on for 20 minutes! It was

El Salvador

good guy

terrifying

Lay on rail

FUNNY STORY

WHO’S ON YOUR iPod ?

Me and my bro Michah were surfing up

IF YOU COULD SURF WITH ANYONE LIVING OR DEAD, WHO WOULD THAT

Red Jumpsuit Aparatus, Thrice, Rage

in Ventura, I had just caught a wave and

SIGNATURE TRICK?

EQUIPMENT

was paddling back out.

shortboard is a 6’0”X18 ¼”X 2 3/16”

son was cracking up laughing... he said

My friend Ja-

Squash or round square

look at your brother and I look over and

FAVORITE DRINK Vita tea

thought there was a shark or something

FAVORITE GRINDS Sushi

and he was wrestling with a duck. It was

BE? Just my brothers SHOUT OUT TO FRIENDS OR FAMILY? Shout out to my mom my best friend Ricky Whitlock, Val, and Jameson.

That’s right...he’s a bowling madman!

Eric Sorensen in all four images

TRIFECTA PHOTO CONTEST

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES? We are looking for the triathelete of a new generation. If you surf, skate, and snowboard this contest is for you. The rules are simple. Submit 1 photo of yourself surfing, skating, and snowboarding, and the best 3 photos will win. We must receive 1 photo of yourself doing all 3 sports. The winner will be chosen by Eric Sorensen (shown above) and will be featured in the June issue of Revolt In Style Magazine. Winner grabs a prize package from Osiris, Anarchy Eyewear, Sector 9, and Mahlchers. With each submission please include your 3 photos along with contact info including shipping address as well as shoe and shirt sizes. All submission must be received by May 7th, 2008. Log onto www.osirisshoes.com & click on ‘giveaways’ link. Good Luck!

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COMPETITION

Pat Cahill puts it on rail for the judges

SEASIDE

Seaside Reef Delivers the Goods for Koastal Kaos Stop 7 Photos by Toby Ogden Big-time sunshine and glassy, rippable surf greeted competitors and spectators at Seaside Reef for stop 7 of the 2007-2008 Koastal Kaos Surf Series, sponsored by No Fear. The series continues to attract more…and better surfers. As a result, heats had to be added to accommodate all the last minute entries.

The surf was clean and fun on Saturday for the early rounds and for the Women’s and Master’s finals. For Sunday’s action, the surf unexpectedly pumped up a notch, and competitors in the Groms, Boys, Juniors, and Open Men’s division were lighting up the shoulder to head-high+ peaks at Seaside all day long. Guys like Nat Young from Santa Cruz, Macy Mullen from Hawaii, the McCabe brothers from Ventura, and Solana Beach local Eric McHenry were blowing up big scores throughout the day.

Spectators and the KK Contest Crew witnessed some of the best surfing ever at a KK event.

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Gabe Garcia did about 30 of these turns through out the event

Noah Erickson runner up in the Toyota Expression sesison

Macy Mullen Wins his second Mens Title in a row

Micha Millen surfed very strong

RESULTS

S uper Grom, Nat Young came down from santa cruz and showed everyone his bag of tricks

Boys

Groms

Jr Mens

Mens

Womens

Masters

1. Taylor Clark

1. Colin Moran

1. Nat Young

1. Macy Mullen*

1. Amy Chivers

1. Yu Fu Penrose

2. Colin Moran

2. Nelson Kingery

2. Derrick Disney

2. Matt Mccabe

2. Alexa Dilley

2. Pedro Diaz

3. Jacob Halstead*

3. Kyle Timm

3. Jd Lewis

3. Matt Myers

3. Danielle Dickerson

3. Shaun Noble

4. Josh Giddings

4. Kanoa Igarashi

4. Dale Timm

4. Gabe Garcia

4. Alexa Thornton

4. Rick Takahashi

5. Nelson Kingery

5. Taylor Clark

5. Britt Galland Jr

5. David Suhadolnik

5. Breanne Custodio

5. Austin Neider

6. Alec Macauley

6. Jay Christenson

6. Sterling Weatherly

5. Eric Mchenry

6. Coco Jones*

6. Tom Trier

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SPOTLIGHT

BILL

By Delle Willett

DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU KNOW BILL STOUT? OR, AT LEAST YOU KNOW HIM BY HIS WORK.

If you’ve seen the films Men in Black, Jurassic Park, Pan’s Laby-

Bill, who is a big man himself, said: “I love that murals are BIG.

Large murals depicting prehistoric life are never the work of just

rinth, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Godzilla, King of the Monsters, The

Painting them is physical work; it’s not sitting politely at a drawing

one person. Scientific research and approval for such murals comes

Prestige, or Conan the Barbarian, you’ve seen the creative touch

table, moving only one’s wrist. Murals require arm work. If the mu-

from many sources, technical people with diverse skills and special-

of Bill Stout. If you’ve visited Walt Disney’s Animal Kingdom you’ve

rals are tall enough, painting them involves using mechanical lifts.

ties are involved and, of course, the input, demands and feedback

experienced the imagination of Bill Stout. If you attend Comic Con

Murals require frequent sprints across the yard (if painting outside)

from the staff of the institution where the murals will be housed

you may have talked to Stout at his booth or listened to one of his

or the studio (if painting inside) to obtain the proper perspective and

are of paramount importance to the muralist. Throughout this en-

clever and articulate presentations—one of the first guest of Comic

gestalt of these huge works during the painting process.”

tire process Bill peppered Lynett Gillette, his paleontology contact at the Museum, with questions regarding the paleontological and

Con and an attendee of every one since then.

Stout was officially awarded the mural contract in March 2005,

paleobotanical content of the murals. Any questions she couldn’t

If you haven’t seen any of these films, nor visited these theme parks,

completing the work in late 2007. After receiving approval of his

immediately answer were passed on to SDNHM staff (like Curator

nor attended Comic Con, you may have experienced Bill’s creative

quarter-scale paintings he took the work to ThemeScape Art Stu-

of Paleontology, Dr. Tom Deméré, with his vast knowledge of pre-

work at the San Diego Natural History Museum where his 12 new

dios in Chino, California, that specializes in gigantic billboard-sized

historic marine life) and paleontological experts around the world.

murals are on display. The first and largest commission of prehis-

hand-painted graphics for casinos and theme parks. Because of

“Thank heaven for e-mail!” Bill exclaimed.

toric mural art in the U.S. in 40 years—depicting the San Diego and

their business, the studio has a space big enough to accommodate

Southern California region from 65 million to 10,000 years ago.

a painting the size of, for example, his 14’ x 34’ Pliocene Bay mural

“I am certain that these murals will become a dominate part of my

(the largest painting he’s ever attempted and the largest prehistoric

artistic legacy. My abiding wish is that they will serve to open young

Have dinner with Bill, who loves to eat!, and pick a topic or two of

reconstruction painted in the last 40 years).“They let me use their

eyes, fill them with wonder and inspire future artists and paleon-

discussion: working with George Lucas or Harvey Kurtzman, cre-

pneumatic lifts to paint sections of the mural that were beyond my

tologists the way that the murals of artists like Charles R. Knight

ator of MAD magazine, or Jim Henson; over 30 major films he’s

reach. The guys at the studio were a veritable fount of information

inspired me as a child and to this day continue to thrill and inspire

worked on, including designing movie posters for over 120 films, his

regarding the problems, secrets and rules specific to creating paint-

me,” Stout said.

Lost Worlds trading cards and rock and roll “bootleg” record covers.

ings on a large scale,” Stout said.

In addition to his murals at the San Diego Natural History Museum,

Topics from diving in the Antarctic and climbing an active volcano, Edgar the monster in Men in Black, driving 1,000 miles through cen-

The artists at the studio stretched the full-sized canvases for Bill,

Stout’s murals and paintings are on permanent display at the Hous-

tral southern Chile documenting rare prehistoric forests, having his

primed them per his instructions and then, using his quarter-scale

ton Museum of Natural Science, Walt Disney’s Animal Kingdom, the

one-man show Dinosaurs, Penguins and Whales. The Wildlife of

painting as a guide, blocked out an oil-painted facsimile of his pic-

Orton Geological Museum, The Museum of the Rockies and the

Antarctica, which was personally requested by Mikhail Gorbachev

ture on the canvas for him. “That saved me a huge amount of time;

North Carolina Museum of Natural Science.

to be on exhibition in Moscow; his publishing company; Terra Nova

plus, it meant I didn’t have to face the horror of a gigantic white

Press, which has published over 34 books on art and ART history;

canvas.”

Visit William Stout’s website for more information on his life, career and works: www.williamstout.com and www.sdnhm.org

attraction creation and design for MCA/Universal’s Islands of Adventure; the books he’s illustrated for others, the ones he’s written

“When they were finished with each canvas, they’d call me. I would

and illustrated of his own and the many awards they’ve won; the

then go in each day and repaint the full-sized version, correcting

concept designs on Game Works for Steven Spielberg; his perfect

the anatomy, detailing the plants and animals, making the entire

wife and two brilliant sons; surviving prostate cancer.

painting consistent with my own style and vision. Sometimes I would paint out and rearrange parts that I didn’t like.” Depending upon the

At dinner recently, I picked talking to Bill about his prehistoric murals

subject matter, size and amount of detail, this repainting process

that he just finished for the San Diego Natural History Museum for

took from about three weeks to three months per mural to complete.

their new permanent exhibition FOSSIL MYSTERIES. He told me,

(Note: Bill uses three paint brushes to do his murals, regardless of

between bites of naan bread dipped in various chutneys, and sips

the size, and each brush is about the size of your index finger…or

of ice cold Taj Mahal beer, “When I paint murals of prehistoric life I

even smaller!)He said that most paleoartists tend to produce two

don’t take my job lightly. I consider this kind of work very important.

kinds of paleoart: “Lousy paintings abundant with good science, or

These are permanent installations, an artistic record of the most up-

good paintings with inadequate science. It is rare for good art and

to-date science of the time.

good science to flourish simultaneously in the same work but that should be the aspiration of the paleoartist.” Charles R. Knight and

Art is a vital conduit for scientific information.” Artists can transform

the Czech artist Zdenek Burian achieved that lofty goal. Of the art-

difficult-to-grasp scientific concepts that appear solely in scientific

ists living and working today, Bill thinks that there are less than a

journals or at scientific conferences into powerful, easy-to-grasp vi-

handful that can successfully combine both art and science. “De-

suals for the public. Besides educating the public, this creates the

pending upon how my painting is going from day to day, I consider

understanding and support necessary for scientists and their proj-

myself both on and off that short list,” he said.

ects, he explained.

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MMA

WEC ANNOUNCES URIJAH FABER vs. JENS PULVER Las Vegas – One is a legend in the sport of mixed martial arts; the other is an established star on his way to greatness. But when MMA pioneer Jens Pulver challenges WEC Featherweight Champion Urijah Faber on Sunday June 1st at ARCO Arena in Sacramento, California, only one of these 145-pound fighters will emerge with the victory in the most important featherweight bout of all-time.

The World Extreme Cagefighting® (WEC™) organization is pleased to announce WEC: Faber vs. Pulver, a card which not only features the epic clash between the two best featherweights on the planet, Faber and Pulver, but a WEC bantamweight title fight between Mexican warriors Miguel Angel Torres and Manny Tapia, and the highly anticipated debut of Mark, “The Filipino Wrecking Machine,” Munoz.

In the main event, one of the MMA’s best pound for pound, Urijah Faber, defends his WEC Featherweight title against UFC® and PRIDE® veteran Jens, “Lil Evil,” Pulver.

With technique, tenacity, and charisma, Sacramento’s own Urijah Faber (20-1), has proven time and time again why he is considered one of the best fighters in MMA today. Faber captured the WEC title in March of 2006 with a decisive second round stoppage of Cole Escovedo. Since then, he has continued to dominate the division, defending his crown with first round wins over Joe Pearson, Dominic Cruz, and Chance Farrar. His most recent victory came against Jeff Curran, where he displayed top notch submissions, choking Curran out in the second round. But on June 1, he will return home to fight for the first time in close to two years when he battles his toughest opponent yet in former UFC Lightweight Champion Jens Pulver.

A true MMA pioneer who put the lighter weight classes on the map, Jens Pulver (22-8-1) has reinvigorated his career with a return to the featherweight division, where he is currently unbeaten in eight fights, including a 35 second submission win over Cub Swanson in his WEC debut last December. Now closing in on Faber and a shot at becoming one of the few fighters in history to win a major title in two different weight classes, Pulver plans on bringing more than a “Lil’ Evil” to the cage with him on June 1st.

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“If you’re making music to follow a trend, the music dies when the trend dies”

Leslie and I were two hours into the swimwear shoot taking place poolside at the new Hard Rock Hotel in downtown San Diego. Justin Postin of SRH showed up with a box of fresh bikinis. “Scott and Pat should be here any minute.” He announced.

Nice. Haven’t seen the boys in months. It’ll be nice to catch up and get the inside scoop on their jump to new label, Suburban Noize.

Minutes later I see Scott Russo & Pat ‘P.K.’ Kim roll up to the Moonstone bar. Scott looks every bit the part of a rockstar with oversized shades and the brim of his hat pulled low. Pat quietly slides into a chair at the bar. Both are dressed head to toe in black. I introduce them to a couple of our models. Scott’s eyebrows go up and down a couple times fast. He nods approval. I throw the company card on the bar and let the bartender know the tab is open for the lads. We sat down at the bar, and after a few shots of Patron, we are fully engulfed in a nice chat. Topics range from kids and marriage, to the band, the changes through the years, and their signing with a new label. Leslie and I take turns firing questions at the guys till it turns to flowing conversation. The bar gets increasingly noisy as the Padres Fans start overflowing from the ballpark. Padres won.

They just re-recorded 14 fan favorites, and added 2 new tracks,

With that said, we all pop down another shot of patron. The cell

that are soon to be released under the Suburban Noize Record

phone breaks up the conversation. “The photographers have

Label. The process of selecting the hit list was simple, what-

the equipment ready to go & the models are up in the suite.”

ever fans requested the most vociferously at shows made the

Time to get back to work. Yeah, if you want to call hanging out

cut. “If you’re making music to follow a trend, the music dies

with beautiful models “work”. Another great encounter with our

when the trend dies” stated Scott, “Shit, none of us have gotten

friends from Unwritten Law. Make sure you check their show

rich off this. Scott is currently bouncing between his place in

out at Viejas May 3rd. Gonna rock...always does.

North County, and his pad in Hollywood. Time spent with his daughter Cailin is especially sweet for Scott. “She’s fifteen now, coming into her own. She’s doing some modeling. Just a really cool person, ya know? I couldn’t be more proud”. It’s obvious, he looks really happy.

Talking with Pat, who defected from Sprung Monkey in 98’ and is closing in on nearly a decade with the band, tells us “It’s taken just the right confederacy to refine Unwritten Law’s signature sound”. The guys were pretty modest about what to expect from the new album, but Pat breaks it down sensibly enough; “You know it’s gonna have a great melody to it, it’s gonna have some good heavy guitars, and a good hook”.

“Most importantly, each infectious strum and smash is a prod-

Within a few minutes they are swarmed by a group of cute girls.

Hugs kisses & laughter. “Get these girls a round of drinks!”

Scott yells to the bartender. “I’ve known this girl since ninth grade” He reaches over and hugs her again. “That’s Steve’s wife from Sprung Monkey.” He points to her friend. Cool. The gangs all here.

A little re-cap on the life of Unwritten Law. You’ve probably rocked out to the harmonic fireworks of Seein Red, air-scratched the turntable squeaks of Cailin, and karaoked to the staccato self-deprecation of Save Me. But guaranteed you didn’t realize that Unwritten Law were the chameleons behind all three. It’s not your fault. Over the last 14 years, labels have fought the Law, and the labels won. In true punk rock style they have left every label they have worked with.

uct of instinct, not pandering”. Simply put, Unwritten Law has grown up a bit, but still play by their own rules. “When we’re making music, it’s coming from a pure place, and not coming from a place where we are trying to be a part of something. I think it’s the most punk rock thing you can do” laughs Scott.

“We’ve never done anything to secure longevity; we just write songs about our lives, luckily our hardcore fans have come along with us”.

They are looking forward to their upcoming San Diego show at Viejas Concerts in the Park, on May 3rd, “It’s going to be off the hook” and with Suburban Noize, “We see an amazing future with this label, I think we’ll stick around for awhile” I have to agree with Scott, Suburban Noize is blowing up a number of great acts.

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SOUND BITES

RAVEN F’MOORE is Hell on Heels last original member dating back to 2004.

She is most commonly noted for her ASSetts and ladylike misBEHAVIOR. She has a background in classical ballet, modern dance, and of course, being a good ole’ fashioned tease. As the choreographer of the Hell on Heels group numbers, she keeps the girls in line and readily raise hell. Known for her giggles and sass and shaking tassles with her..... bum.... she is sure to keep you RAVEN F’MOORE.

THIS IS THE TOLEDO SHOW!

BIBI BORDEAUX began her burlesque career in 2003 and since has performed all over the U.S. including Tease-O-Rama and

“The Toledo Show is film noir soul, on a Svengali kiss that drips off the lips of Toledo

the New York Burlesque Festival. Bibi has

himself, through lyrics that make trumpets scream like whitewall tires on wet concrete.

performed as a soloist, as well as troupes

That twists bass strings into guitar strings, and seduces piano keys to lay naked before

Burlesque As It Was of Denver and Hell On

madman’s drums. Keepin’ down the bottom for dames, who move femme fatale cabaret in

Heels Burlesque Revue of San Diego. “I re-

and out of the stories told, that unfold like broken hearts beneath long black stilettos.” By

ally enjoy all aspects of being a burlesquer;

Toledo

creating my acts, costuming, the music & choreography, producing the shows, and

Born and raised in Los Angeles, Toledo started dancing at the age of fifteen. He went on to work as

knowing all of the other performers, but

a choreographer and dancer for recording many artists including Janet Jackson, Sammy Davis Jr,

above all, the audience is definitely what

Paula Abdul, Diana Ross, The Pointer Sisters, Bonnie Rait, Smokey Robinson, Toni Braxton, and

keeps my tassels twirling!”

the list goes on and on. His choreography of Us3’s “Cantalope” video even earned him an MTV

Upcoming pin-up projects include photo

Video Award Nomination.

work with Car Kulture Deluxe Magazine

The ladies just completed their own dirty deck of cards.

and Lucky Betties 2009 Calendar. She can

Hold it in your hands and play with all the lovely ladies of

Toledo, a soul singer, jazz man, poet, dancer, choreographer, connoisseur of haberdashery, and is

be seen performing with Hell On Heels on

Hell on Heels Burlesque Revue.

probably one of the most dramatic and entertaining performers you will ever see. He’s toured the

May 10th at the Kensington Club in San

You know what they say, “liquor in the front and poker in

majority of the United States as well as Australia, and has yet to get anything but a rave review.

Diego.

the rear.” Or is it lick-her in the front then poke-her in the

Toledo is no stranger to San Diego. “I believe we were the first to bring Toledo to a lounge bar in

www.myspace.com/bibibordeaux

rear? Get you deck at Brick by Brick on April 25.

La Jolla, owned at the time by Tim Ortiz” states Old School SD rave promoter Brandon Powers of (Narnia , Future World, Opium etc.) “We introduced him to The Hanalei Hotel, for Taboo performing, promoted by Cocktail Nation (along with Chris Howland)”. For those of you who remember, the Hanalei Hotel bar used to be full of lava rock, streams, and waterfalls. Toledo played in the lava cave. Cocktail nation was the first to bring back lounge, exotica, and swing music in 1996; it was the forefront of the renewed Burlesque show explosion and lounge scene where Fez hats were common and giant scorpion cocktails were standard. Toledo’s style back then was zoot suits and flapper girls. His style morphed in the early 2000’s to a leather, fetish kind of look. Today Toledo’s look is reminiscent of a ‘40s-style mike in hand, smooth cat on the prowl.

JAYSON SUMMERS DOWN AND DIRTY

Few artists possess the tools and talent to give the dance Toledo crafts a performance of blistering eroticism with the help of his dancers, affectionately

floor something never to forget. With his innovative mixing

known as ‘The Dames’, and his band members, whom he calls, “The Kats.” The Dames usually

style, exhilarating stage energy, and an easily recognizable

wear fishnet stockings and high-heeled shoes, and dance duets with the sax and bass players.

electro bass sound, Jayson Summers has been commend-

Legs are spread wide and feet get kicked up high in the air, bringing the audience to their peak

ed as one of the dirtiest and lively DJ’s to hit the San Diego

of arousal. Toledo, with the brim of his fedora pulled down low, watches over it all like Big Daddy

night life.

-- his voice scratchy and stylized, while he is offset by the sweeter vocals of his partner-in-crime

Malik Pointer. “People leave feeling fulfilled and feeling they had a good time, but not feeling like

Since Jayson Summers came to San Diego he has head-

they did something nasty.”

lined at some of the hottest night clubs including the Hard

On Friday April 25th, you will enter a world of bluesy burlesque, smoke filled rooms, swanky wom-

Rock, Jade, Belo, Red Circle, Sin, Stingaree, and the fa-

en and cool kats. Be tantalized by true burlesque film loops, pin-up imagery, and deep sounds of

mous On Broadway Event Center where he released his

a time when men were men and women were agents of perpetual pleasure. Come down to Brick

highly anticipated mixed CD Bath Time with Europeans very

by Brick and experience Agent Orchid.

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Agent Orchid, a sexy, sassy monthly club with a mission to create a stage for theatrics, comedy, and the sensuality of the blossoming burlesque revival. Definitely not your average club experience. Merge Events, Bad Girl Productions and Revolt In Style Magazine collaborate to bring you the most unique acts around. Everyone that attended the first event will attest to the shock most received that an event of this calibre is actually in San Diego. The creative mix of music, art, humor and sex generates an amazing vibe that you have to experience. The Toledo Show is booked for the April and May dates....don’t miss out.

Images by Ted Coakley/www.tc3imagery.com & Leslie Krouse

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BEAT UNION

By Brendan Foote

Forging remnants of the anti-establishment punk style of the Clash with the beats and progressions of true pop hits, the UK has produced Beat Union, yet another band worthy of world interest. Their highenergy punk rock stage presence quickly riled up a sold out Belly Up Tavern crowd in Solana Beach, CA. Singer/guitarist Dave Warsop, drummer Luke Johnson, guitarist Dean Ashton and bassist Ade Preston, of Beat Union will be the first to humbly admit that the road from rocking out the garage in their hometown outside Birmingham, UK to playing sold out shows across the United States was no easy feat. The band caught the attention of acclaimed punk-rock music producer and front man of Goldfinger, John Feldmann, who, in turn continues to be a defining stepping-stone for the band in their achieving success. Feldmann brought them to Los Angeles and worked with the band in recording their debut album “Disconnected” which takes shelf April

What is the best part about being on tour?

The Best thing about being on the road is meeting so many new music lovers, also being from across the pond people want to hear our story and maybe crack the occasional joke about our “Limey” accents, but I think being a team and actually getting up everyday and doing what we want to do and living out our dreams is pretty sick too. There’s nothing else I would rather be doing!!!

What was it like working with John Feldmann?

SICK! We learned so much from him, he totally made us better song writers, players and performers. When you start working with a guy like that you really got to step up your game. He really did make recording the easiest experience ever. He definitely knows how to get the best out of us in the studio.

22, 2008. After Feldmann’s success with bands like

What do you look forward to most about returning to the UK on your tour when you pick up with

The Used, and Story of the Year, we can expect

State Radio?

nothing less than big things from his work with Beat

Probably seeing loved ones after a long stint away.

Union.

It will be ace when we join with State Radio though, because we’re playing our home town, so our friends

After their pulsating stage performance highlighted

and family will be able to come to the show and see

by their high-energy hits ‘Can’t Stop the Radio’ and

how the band has evolved in the last few months.

‘She is the Gun,’ I was lucky enough to catch up with Luke, Beat Union’s drummer and chat for a bit.

What are your goals/expectations for the band in 2008? (And your debut album release in April

Where did the name Beat Union originate?

‘08?)

The first time we recorded with Feldy, we were still using our old name “Shortcut to Newark” and for some reason people just didn’t get what we were saying. It was almost like a language barrier, someone would ask the name of the band and we would say “Shortcut to Newark” they would be like “oh right sweet, short bus to Newark” or “shortcut to New York” so it had to change. We went through so many ideas, and we ended up with “Love Beat Union”, we wanted a name with out “the” at the start something different and English. But then it was a united decision to drop the “love” and we ended up where were at now with Beat Union, but still people call us “The Beat Union.” I guess we will never escape it, he laughs.

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We came to America with no expectations, we were just happy with having recorded out album with an A-list producer and the chance to tour the States, so whatever happens from here on out is a bonus to us!

Of course we want to do well, but we’re taking this day by day; it’s all a lot to take in…

Beat Union is making huge strides and turning heads at every stop. Revolt wishes them the best and encourages music lovers to check them out first hand. Depute album releases on April 22, 2008 www.myspace.com/beatunion www.beatunion.co.uk www.myspace.com/sciencerecords

LUDO @ BELLY UP

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CD REVIEWS

HEAR THIS

By Leslie Krouse

Editor’s Pick - The Kooks – KonK Genre: Alt/Indie/Pop-Rock Well here it is, the CD for the summer. The Kooks, ‘KONK’ has captured that blend of ‘60s and ‘90s style, of the Beatle’s meet The Kinks Britpop, combined with the new millenniums post-punk movement. They have a strong, but subtle tone, that is characterized with the same easy-going sound, as the debut album, ‘Inside In/Inside Out’, but this time The Kooks have conquered a new part of post punk dance rock territory, by adding a more laid back feeling to its music, and at the same time Hugh (guitar), Max (bass), and Paul (drums) all unite into a more harmonious sound combinations than before. As on the previous record, all the lyrics on Konk are performed with a strong British accent, by front man Luke Pritchard whose voice could be compared to lead vocalist Robert Smith of The Cure. ‘Always where I need to be’ the first release from this album, has the perfect upbeat tempo, intense acoustic guitars, and a catchy chorus that is full of energy. ‘Mr. Maker’ & ‘Stormy Weather’ are definitely ones to look out for. They may be a young band, but I think all the seasons of touring, has giving them experience beyond their years, which is evidently apparent in their music. Konk is on sale now, I suggest picking up a copy.

Don Cavalli –Cryland Genre: Soul/Jazz/Funk

The sultry, soulful sound, reminiscent of Americana southern blues singers, such as Johnny Rivers, and the talent and storytelling capabilities of John Lee Hooker, unless you’ve seen him in person, you would never guess he’s white guy from France. Cavalli’s undeniable talent is in his ability to mix the genres of rock and roll, blues, and 1960s soul with Zydeco and Cajun rhythms to form addictive grooves. Combine this with more funky beats and an unstoppable wah-wah pedal and the result is a full dance floor. The album’s standout track, ‘I’m Going to A River’, is a clear culmination of Cavalli’s diverse musical influences. “Regardless of virtuosity,” Cavalli explains, “the main thing [for me] is to swing something honest.” Despite Cavalli’s French background, ‘Cryland’ truly hits the mark with its earnest and sincere interpretation of American genres. His CD is due to be released, on April 22nd; you can also catch his show, on the same day at the Casbah, brought to you by the Belly Up Tavern.

Portishead – Third Genre - Unique

Portishead announce the release of ‘Third’ their hugely anticipated new album, their fourth album in total, and first since 1998’s ‘Roseland NYC live’. It’s definitely worth the 10 year wait. Third is ready to please the fans, with a heavier and darker material, with more rock elements to it, and arrangements with a rawer sound closer to lo-fi. The powerful electro-tech sounds from Geoff Barrow, and Adrian Utley completely surrounds the incredibly sweet voice of lead singer Beth Gibbons, in ‘Machine Gun’ it utterly puts you into a trance. ‘Small’ is probably one of the most beautiful tracks, simple guitar, some cello, and Beth’s gentle vocal kick things off, and then a great organ line brings a whole 70’s Moroccan feel to my mind. Third is a very different beast from anything Portishead have offered up in the past. Third hits the stand on 4/28.

IAMX – The Alternative Genre –Kick Ass

The U.S. debut, and release of ‘The Alternative’ on May 6th, IAMX has a hit here. Equal parts electro, synth-funk, rock, trip-hop, and Chris’s signature vocals combine to create a truly unique sound. Standout tracks include the title track ‘The Alternative’, ‘Nightlife’, and ‘Lulled by Numbers’. ‘The Alternative’ is an extremely catchy funk-rock stomper that I found I had to listen to several times in a row before continuing on to the rest of the album, mostly due to the strength of the vocals. It’s definitely one of the strongest songs Chris has come out with to date. ‘Nightlife’ is a thumping electro tune that would find a happy place on any dance floor. ‘Lulled by Numbers’ finds Chris returning somewhat to his Sneaker Pimps roots, creating a brooding trip-hop tune laden with glitchy electronics and slow, deliberate drums. Much of the rest of the album continues in the same vein as one of these three tracks... Also worth noting are ‘After Every Party I Die’ and ‘This Will Make you Love Again’, Sneaker Pimps B-Sides that were re-worked for this album, much to their benefit.

Locals Only The Devastators – Better Days Genre - Reggae

You’ve heard one reggae CD, you’ve heard them all, right, not in this case. ‘Better Days’ features 15 tracts of original music, and has taken classic reggae ska rhythms, and instrumental percussions, then adds a fusion of roots reggae, with modern rock & jazz, that grooves conspicuously into the funky beat of this album. The smooth, sweet voice of Ivan Garzon, along with John, Alex, Brian, and the vast array of incredible talent, brought in to create this true work of reggae art. The title tract ‘Better Day’ is a perfect compilation of methodical lyrics, and pulsating instruments, to create this classic; I have to say this is probably my favorite. Well, then there’s ‘Been a Long Time’ seductive, feel good sound, and ‘Dub Away’ has a very cool hypnotic tempo, with the classic DUB sound, best listened to in an altered state of mind, if you know what I mean. Well, two thumbs up for these local guys, with sounds reminiscent of Steel Pulse, you can’t lose. Be sure to check out their web www.thedevastators.com to see where they are playing next, most likely at Longboard’s Grill.

Gerald Lee

Genre – Alt/indie rock

As a rule I never allow an artist to do his own review, ethically it doesn’t fly. But, in this case I’m going to allow it. Only because, after listening to his CD I agree, he has a great sound deserving of a little exposure. So here it is Gerald’s review on Gerald Lee. Known as the front man of San Diego born reggae band “Lifted Roots”, Gerald Lee reaches out to a deeper level of consciousness for his new solo EP ‘The Return’. ‘Be the One’ featuring MC Jonah from the R&B/Hip-Hop group, ‘Timeless’ gives a PM Dawn meets UB40 vibe, only to be answered by the heartfelt lyrics of family conversations in’ Story Tellers’. This CD is one of those albums that tend to take one away from the hustle and bustle of everyday nonsense, just long enough to enjoy the little things. With spiritually driven hooks and soothing melodies, ‘The Return’ is a must for your up and coming road trip! You can see for yourselves at www.myspace.com/villan THANKS TO EVERYONE THAT SUBMITTED THIS MONTH. IF YOU WERE NOT INCLUDED IN THIS MONTHS REVIEWS, DON’T TRIP. IT MAY BE THAT WE ARE LIMITED TO SIX REVIEWS AN ISSUE. THEN AGAIN YOU MAY SUCK. KEEP SENDING YOUR MUSIC FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE REVIEWED AND POSSIBLY PERFORM AT ONE OF THE MANY EVENTS THAT REVOLT WILL HOST THIS SPRING. SEND ALL SUBMISSIONS TO: REVOLT MAGAZINE C/O MUSIC DEPARTMENT P.0. BOX 9771 SAN DIEGO, CA 92169

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NEW MUSIC

MUDCRUTCH REUNITED AFTER DECADES APART

By Leslie Krouse Mudcrutch broke up some 33 years ago, just another regional band that had moved to LA in hopes of making it in the music business. And when they did break up, the world didn’t notice or care. What made Mudcrutch reform, and why now? Tom Petty has what is perhaps the most reasonable answer a musician can offer: “I guess I started thinking that we left some music back there, and it was time to go and get it.”

Two Mudcrutch members, Heartbreakers Mike Campbell and Benmont Tench, had already heard mention of the idea. Granted, they had some doubt as to whether Tom Petty would actually follow through on it. Then Petty called Randall Marsh and Tom Leadon to run the idea past them. That’s when it started to get real. The headline finally looks something like this: Petty reforms Mudcrutch to make debut recording . . . late, but without a doubt not too late. So, the various members find a time they can get together. Tom Leadon, now working as a guitar teacher, and Randall Marsh, earning his bread in few bar bands, come into town and stay at Tom Petty’s house in Malibu. The Heartbreaker road crew builds a recording studio in the band’s rehearsal space. brings something equally powerful, and it’s the sound of a harmony singer with whom Petty learned to The self-titled Mudcrutch debut is a revelation. For all the great unknown bands that never deserved to

sing in the first place. Throughout Mudcrutch one can hear singers who grew up with one another’s

die, Mudcrutch has rolled back the stone and sauntered out into the daylight, like they had this on their

voices. Whether on a bluegrass standard like “Shady Grove” or on the album’s centerpieces, ‘Scare

calendars. Recorded live, no overdubs, Mudcrutch are the sound of a five-piece band playing together.

Easy’ and ‘Crystal River’, close harmonies are the melodic and, in some ways, spiritual center of this

Petty wanted it that way: “I made a commitment at the beginning of the project that I wanted this to be

debut. If the country part of the Mudcrutch aesthetic emerges most conspicuously on the band’s cover

Mudcrutch, done as it was back in the day. I really wanted it to be that band.” And that band had a few

the Dave Dudley classic ‘Six Days on the Road’, Petty originals including ‘Orphan of the Storm’ and

different members stepping up to handle the lead vocals. That band might have a song written by Tom

‘House of Stone’ and Leadon’s ‘Queen of the Go-Go Girls’ all reveal the band’s musical connection to

Leadon or Benmont Tench or Mike Campbell. That band had Tom Petty on bass. That band mixed

the innovative first efforts by groups like the Burritos and Dillard and Clark to bring country into the rock

bluegrass tunes into their set. And, true to Petty’s vision, it all happens again on Mudcrutch.

and roll context.

Tom Leadon, brother of former Eagle and Flying Burrito Brother Bernie Leadon, emerges as a remark-

But, no matter all the musical ingredients thrown in the Mudcrutch caldron, Mudcrutch is ultimately

ably sympathetic partner to both Petty and Campbell. Leadon and Campbell engage in some of the

about a band sound, a sound that was just too good to leave back there. And, as Petty is quite willing

most interesting conversations on guitar since the Rolling Stones made Some Girls. Whether egging

to admit, it could have been an awkward high school reunion. But Petty is a man whose instincts have

each other on in songs like ‘Bootleg Flyer’, or wrapping their parts around one another’s on ‘Orphan

taken him to some interesting parties. I see no reason not to follow him, when he goes, wherever he

of the Storm’, the two players sound throughout like a connection is being made. For Petty, Leadon

goes.

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GAMING

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The worldwide race is on with a whole new set of tricks, tracks, and ways to

When the sins of a corrupt organization begin to harm the Earth, A band of rebels

play! Place first in Grand Prix circuits or clear skill-based missions.

step in to make right of the unspeakable acts caused by the evil corporation known

Drawing on circuits and battle arenas from every game in the series—not to

as Shinra. But what begins as a rebellion against an evil empire becomes much

mention tons of brand-new ones—the true king of the Mushroom Kingdom

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Players guide a white wolf from a third-person perspective across 3D stages designed to look like watercolor paintings on parchment. However, this is no ordinary

Sometimes ya just feel the need for speed. The award-winning Gran Turismo fran-

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BOOK REVIEWS

READ THIS STREET ART and the WAR ON TERROR Text, Xavier A. Tapies General Editor, Eleanor Mathieson How the world’s best graffiti artists said NO to the Iraq war. STREET ART and the WAR ON TERROR is an essential record of the real opposition to the Bush disaster in Iraq. In a display of street art from the USA, Canada, UK, France, Spain and more, the world’s best street artists including Banksy, Blek Le Rat, Shepard Fairey and Dolk, have created brilliant caricatures of our warmongering politicians, including Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Howard, and Aznar. This tome brings us the most complete collection of anti-war graffiti available. $35.00 ISBN-978-0-9553398-8-2 Publisher: Rebellion Books

KUSTOM GRAPHICS; Hot Rods, Burlesque and Rock’ n’ Roll Text, Ian C. Parliament Compiled by Yak El-Droubie The emergence of lowbrow art is a global phenomenon. The commingling of aesthetic influence from the subcultures of hot rodders, tattoo art, new burlesque, tiki and rock and roll has produced an explosion of energy and imagination. KUSTOM GRAPHICS is essentially a bible of Lowbrow Art exposing us to the sheer visual power and concentrated energy of 40 of the top artists in the field. Without it your visual education is incomplete. With it we believe you have the most inspiring collection of artists ever between two covers. $39.95 ISBN-0-9553398-6-3 Publisher: Korero Books

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MINI REVIEWS

WATCH THIS IN THEATRES

By Beth Accomando

Shine a Light (Paramount Pictures) Martin Scorsese has directed two prominent music documentaries (The Last Waltz, No Direction Home) and The Rolling Stones have been the subject of multiple portraits (including Sympathy for the Devil, Gimme Shelter, Cocksucker Blues). Now they team up for Shine a Light, a concert film recorded in 2006 at Gotham’s Beacon Theater. Mick may be 64 but he still knows how to strut his stuff. Scorsese intercuts old interview footage where the Stones keep getting asked, “Can you imagine rocking and rolling in your sixties?” Apparently, the answer is yes.

Opens April 4

My Blueberry Nights (The Weinstein Company) Hong Kong cult favorite Wong Kar-Wai directs his first English language film and proves that his rapturous romantic style translates well into any language. In the past his films have been about the impossibility of love, but this time around he leans more toward the sweet possibilities. Jude Law, Norah Jones, Natalie Portman, and Rachel Weisz star in this luminous mood piece.

Opens April 18.

Zombie Strippers (Triumph Films) Let me see if I got this straight: a deadly chemical virus released by a secret government agency turns a stripper into a reanimated corpse that feeds on her customers who reanimate after death even if they are missing a few body parts? And there’s a stripper who quotes Nietzsche; the whole thing is inspired by theater of the absurd playwright Eugene Ionesco’s Rhinoceros; and it stars Robert “Freddy” Englund, Jenna Jameson, Goth rocker Roxy Saint, and UFC’s Tito Ortiz? This I gotta see!

Opens April 18.

Forbidden Kingdom

(Lionsgate)

Jackie Chan and Jet Li together for the first time! Well that’s enough to get any martial arts fan out to the theater.

On the down side Forbidden Kingdom was directed by the non-Asian Rob Minkoff whose closest brush with action was in Stuart Little. But the good news is that Yuen Woo Ping (Fearless, Kung Fu Hustle. The Matrix among others) is on board as the fight director. Yuen is a master at defying gravity and creating dazzling action choreography. This one could kick ass.

Baby Mama (Universal) SNL alums Tina Fey and Amy Poehler deliver the laughs in the pregnant comedy Baby Mama. Fey is an infertile upscale femme who hires the working class Poehler to be a surrogate mom. Fey and Poehler square off as a classic odd couple in this pro-life, pro-laugh comedy. Anyone craving pickles and ice cream about now?

Opens April 25.

Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (New Line) Well it’s been four years since beloved potheads Harold and Kumar first hit the screen in search of White Castle. Now they’re back and on the road to Guantanamo after trying to sneak a bong on board an airplane. Harold (John Cho) and Kumar (Kal Penn) are then mistaken for terrorists. Rank this as a Severe Threat to National Security; high risk of laughing till your head explodes or losing all respect for anyone in authority. Please arrive early to allow ample time to clear theater security… and leave the bong at home.

Opens April 25.

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THE VISITOR Interview With Director Tom McCarthy

McCarthy, who wrote and directed the film, calls Walter, “disconnected from his life and his community. He’s probably lost his passion for his vocation and he’s a little bit adrift. That said I think he’s still a guy who has a lot of integrity, a lot of

By Beth Accomando

self-respect. He’s flawed and he has his quirks

In some ways Tom McCarthy’s new film The

What I find compelling about him is that he real-

Visitor started years ago with a call from the U.S. State Department.

“They just called me one day. I thought it was a joke. I mean wouldn’t you think it was a joke if they called you and said we want to send you and your film The Station Agent to the Middle East? I was like, what? They had this outreach program where they said let’s go to different regions and show movies that people don’t normally see and possibly present a different side of American culture.”

So McCarthy went to Lebanon and Oman and showed The Station Agent to Middle East audiences. The experience not only reinforced his commitment to further explore themes of connection and community but it also gave him the idea of creating an Arab supporting character for what

for sure. But I think he has a sense of decency. izes he sort of needs to reinvent or reinvest himself in life but he just doesn’t know quite how to do that.”

Tarik provides the unexpected means of Walter’s reinvention. Walter, who’s been trying to learn how to play piano, becomes fascinated with Tarik’s djembe drums and begins to learn how to play. This pulls Walter out of his shell and he even starts to partake in the drum circles at Central Park.

“Actor Richard Jenkins interestingly enough played percussion as a kid so he had a pretty good handle on it,” says McCarthy, “but I cast Richard because I felt like he would really disappear in the role. Richard has this wonderful everyman quality about him.”

would become his new film, The Visitor.

The Visitor pulls us into this friendship and then

The Visitor focuses on a widowed Connecticut

migrant and he ends up in a detention center.

economics professor named Walter Vale (Six Feet Under’s Richard Jenkins) who arrives at his little used New York apartment to find a couple living there. Victims of a real estate scam, Tarek (Haaz Sleiman), a Syrian man, and his Senegalese girlfriend, have nowhere to go so Walter surprises them and us by inviting them to stay.

introduces a complication. Tarik is an illegal imWalter tries to help but realizes that the U.S. immigration system, especially after 9/11, does not look at these immigrants as individual people.

Walter doesn’t know how to express his outrage and all he can do is yell at the detention center guards, telling them that Tarik is a good man and that should count for something.

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INTERVIEW

Jonah Hill and Jason Segal

FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL

Interview with Director Nicholas Stoller

about misery of being dumped and then shifting through the emo-

so it doesn’t feel extraneous. And it actually did happen like that

tional wreckage. Produced by the prolific Judd Apatow, the film taps

to him so it feels like you could not be more vulnerable then when

into the same kind of comedy as Knocked Up. Both Stoller and Se-

you’re naked. But I didn’t know what the rules were. It turns out that

gel worked for Apatow on the TV show Undeclared. Now Apatow

the MPAA rule is that the male member can’t be above 90 degrees.

has mentored Stoller’s transition to feature film directing. Stoller

Anywhere above that it becomes NC-17. But below it is fine. We had

says working on a TV show with people who were friends led to a

a protractor on the set.”

very collaborative creative sensibility.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall stays below the 90-degree mark but “There’s no one trying to steal the spotlight,” says Stoller, “We all

raises the bar for romantic comedy. It also marks the very promising

understand that the funniest stuff is often spread evenly amongst

debut of director Nicholas Stoller.

everyone. There’s a fair amount of improv in our work, but there’s also a process from TV that we all like which is basically to hammer

Forgetting Sarah Marshal opens April 18.

at stuff so there’s a joke every 30 seconds rather than every five

By Beth Accomando

minutes.”

Forgetting Sarah Marshall is a dick flick in more ways than one. Not

But what makes the comedy a cut above is that it’s not just sitcom

only does star Jason Segel bare all but he also wallows (hilariously)

gags; it’s comedy that comes from character and from characters

in a male version of chick flick romantic trauma. When I ask director

we like. Even Sarah develops some appealing vulnerabilities.

Nicholas Stoller about the label he laughs.

“We strive for heart at the center,” says Stoller, “and that’s what ends “I personally love romantic comedies so I would just look at it gener-

up making people laugh more. So it’s important that you give all the

ally as a romantic comedy but from the male perspective.”

characters three dimensions. It would have been very easy to paint Sarah as the bitch but that’s not interesting. We wanted Kristen Bell

Segel plays Peter, a man coping badly with his break up to the titular

to start out as if she’s going to be a parody of the dumb Hollywood

Sarah Marshall (Kristen Bell). He tries to console himself in Hawaii

actress but over the course of the movie you realize that she’s just

but his ex turns up at the hotel with a new more successful rock star

a complicated messed up person like anyone else. Anyone who’s

boyfriend (Brit Russell Brand nearly stealing the show).

been through a break up – unless you are literally going through – later on realizes that everyone’s at fault.”

Stoller says, “Jason [who also wrote the script] and I bonded early on over our shared love of grown men crying. We think that’s the

The break up that starts the film is likely to start some buzz since

funniest thing ever. I said to someone we’ve brought back the grown

it involves full frontal nudity – on the part of the guy. Jason Segel

man crying but then I realized we hadn’t brought it back, it never

based this on his own break up and decided he needed to “show his

existed in cinema, the grown man crying really, really hard and pa-

unit” as part of the scene.

thetically.”

“Jason just showed up and refused to put clothes on that day,” says Advertised as a “romantic disaster,” Forgetting Sarah Marshall is

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Stoller, “And it worked because he’s just in a very vulnerable state

Kristen Bell and Russell Brand

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IN THE STARS

WHORESCOPES 04.08

“We all know where you’ve been... Find out where you’re GOING!”

by Angela Lovell

www.tickingboxes.com

R AM - a - lamba - ding dong!

Your Train of Thought just derailed and crashed into the Chinese food takeout place, Aries! You need to delete the phone numbers of all your ex’s – you can’t be trusted with such information right now.

And stop leaving YouTube comments to piss off the McCain fans. You’d be better served putting your energies into fixing that hole you knocked into your bathroom wall the night you decided to expand it.

What a Load of BULLogna!

Your “white lies” are starting to leave skid marks in yer oonderpants (too many pulled-pork sandwiches.) What kind of lonely birthday can a filthy, deceitful creature such as yourself hope to have? My prediction will be revealed in tomorrow’s trash with an empty bottle of wine and a used pregnancy test – both of the cheapest brands.

Twinkle, TWINSle Little Star People always ask me if you’re gay. Naturally, I say YES. Well, I don’t wanna look like a liar!

You act so super gay, Gemini, no matter who you claim to be boinking. Just admit it – you’re bi. It’s cool. Everybody’s doin’ it. I keep waiting for Disney to name a fairy “Gemini.”

Tinkerbelle ain’t got nuthin’ on you!

I CANCER Get No Satisfaction The worst thing you can do when the ol’ sexual dysfunction kicks in is apologize. Cancer, you are such a wuss! Just play it off. Blame it on yer mate. It’ll certainly deflect us from your shortcomings and we’ll start to feel like the fat one growing hair in inappropriate places… Instead of you.

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LEOve the Light On For the sake of whomever you get drunk enough to follow you home from the dive bar that puts umbrellas in your Long Island Iced Tea, you gotta tell them the truth Leo – it’s not just a rash and it IS contagious. Don’t feel bad though. Everyone has it these days… In the ghetto.

VIRGIN and Tonic AA is for losers, Virgo!

You’re too much fun to go sober. Let’s get a sixpack and go down to the mall to celebrate by people-watching.

You can crush our cans on your forehead and I’ll do drunken cartwheels on the asphault. It’ll be just like the old days as we race to achieve the first head injury and blame it on mall security!

we’re all so impressed while pretending that we forget all about your trailer park past! But no matter how much you grow, hold onto your roots, dear Sagittarius, and don’t contradict yourself. It’s like Grandpa’s old saying: “If God didn’t intend for man to have sex with - and then eat - pigeons, He wouldn’t have made them so sexy and delicious!”

That Really GOAT

Gets

My

Capricorn, quit bossing everyone around. Your coworkers have just about had it with your tall tales and interruptions.

I’m just warning you – if you don’t learn to play well with others, I’m not gonna be responsible when there’s pee in your coffee (even though it’s my pee.)

Your LIBRAbido’s Dead

UnWATER-BEARERable

Yes, Libra, much like those middle-aged men who hope to win back their hairline and glory days by purchasing a flashy sports car, you too are trying to buy back youth. Stop that! Cos if you save your money you can at least buy love. (By “love” I mean of course, “hookers.”)

You go out with the biggest losers. Haven’t you learned anything from Aquarius Bobby Brown’s tell-all book about life with Whitney the crackhead? That fool wrote a whole book blaming her for his drug addiction. If your mate jumped over a cliff would you do it too?

Probably would, you dumbasses. Especially if you thought it’d get you high.

Strummin’ My SCORPION with His Fingers It’s funny how good you think you are at karaoke.

You wear that shiny shirt and have way too much product in your hair, so we have to shield our eyes when you take the stage. If only we could shield our ears. I’m gonna spell it out for you with some Helen Keller hand gestures: Y-O-U AR-E T-O-N-E D-E-A-F! Now quit doing my song, loseball!.

ARCHER Glad You Used Dial?

Somebody’s starting to clean up their act! And

You PISCES of Shit Much like the neighbors of Pisces Dane Cook, yours hate you too. He doesn’t pick up his dog’s crap! How gross is that?!

If you’re a dirty Pisces, you’re thinking, “Not gross at all!” But your neighbors hate you far more and for a far more offensive reason. Quit playing the Dreamgirls soundtrack on repeat or I’m gonna come poop in your livingroom. No shit!

(Pun intended.)

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