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by Sheena Lester

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Big bam boom

The Fillmore bursts onto the city’s live music scene.

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ait, what’s that you hear? If you’re in Fishtown, near Frankford Avenue and Allen Street, it may no longer be construction, but it’s probably not the sound of silence either. Could it be the crackle of anticipation in the air? This Thursday, Oct. 1, after an impressive, nearly year-long rollout, The Fillmore Philadelphia, the eagerly awaited seventh concert-hall franchise under the Live Nation-owned House of Blues Entertainment’s umbrella, is finally set to unbolt its doors at the long-shuttered Ajax Metal Factory.

With its official “Fillmore” branding, the 2,500-capacity venue pays homage to the storied history of San Franciso promoter-turned-nightclub owner Bill Graham and the pioneering San Francisco hub from which he helped counter-cultural icons like Santana, The Grateful Dead, Led Zeppelin, Jefferson Airplane, The Doors, Frank Zappa, The Who and so many others launch into the major-influence stratosphere.

It’s entirely fitting that the city’s iconic Hall and Oates are the ones christening the grand-opening stage. The 2014 inductees into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and most successful pop duo of all time are inarguably, as Michael Gonzales described them in a Philly Weekly cover story last year, the “world renowned ambassadors of the Philly sound.” With their sold-out performance-as-benediction and the Graham legacy attached, it feels like The Fillmore’s very presence is an almost cosmic convergence of past, present and future.

Still, among the sweet cacaphony we’ll have access to via this new party palace, there are inevitable voices of concern, questioning the details of what will happen here at the intersection of art, commerce and community. They’re curious, as are we: How will The Fillmore’s arrival augment Delaware Avenue’s rapidly expanding entertainment district in ways beyond the obvious? How will Live Nation’s firm grip on the concert-tour game impact those beloved smaller, indie clubs that have long been the life’s blood of our live-music scene? Particularly, what effect will we see upon nearby venues like Johnny Brenda’s, Union Transfer and the Electric Factory—which just celebrated its 20th year, a mere mile and half away on Seventh Street? What will it mean for the bottom lines of local and touring bands we love and want to see and support? And finally, what’s it all mean for you and me, regular working folk just looking for an occasional quality night out—the audiences to whom all this pomp and fanfare is targeted?

That’s all to be determined, and Philly Weekly is looking forward in the months ahead to explore it in depth as the shape of the evolving landscape comes into focus.

Until it does, I, for one, look forward to stemming my ‘hood envy by hopping onto SEPTA and hitting the area around Girard and Frankford with the purpose and passion of a woman on a mission—one that will soon include frequenting my favorite drinking hole, crossing Delaware Avenue for a top-rated steak at Hugo’s Frog Bar and Chop House (due to open by the end of 2015) and heading back across the street to catch some amazing, hopefully-legendary acts at The Fillmore Philadelphia.

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Toshi Reagon sings Octavia Butler’s epic dystopia

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ctavia E. Butler’s landmark 1993 science fiction novel, Parable of the Sower, paints a dark American future of California water shortages and extreme economic disparity—and stars a Black hero whose superhuman power of “hyper-empathy” renders her able to experience first-hand, in her own mind, the pain that other people are suffering. The book has been a tremendous influence on a generation of imaginative storytellers—including acclaimed musician/songwriter Toshi Reagon, who has adapted Parable into a musical concert that debuted in New York this year and hits the Annenberg Center this week.

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“Even though it is set in the future,” Reagon tells Philly Weekly, “it is a present-day story.

It is what we are doing right now that leads us to an even more darker and troubled future. I heard music as soon as I started reading it.” What she loved about the story, she says, is that “there is a line of—not of hope, but of execution, meaning be what you think is right. Move the way you should move if you are not going to be destructive. Prioritize and agree to not hurting each other, not stealing from each other.”

Parable of the Sower: The Concert Version has been receiving rave reviews. It’s especially timely in Philly, coming close on the

heels of Princeton’s recent symposium of Afrofuturist artists. “I have been a fan of science fiction and Black fiction writers for such a long, long time,” she says. “I am so thankful for Octavia Butler, because no matter what future or past she imagined, we were always there—often within diverse communities.

Not limited by the way we in America think of diversity, her spectrum was wide. I think young Black people refuse to live in a world where even the fictionalized future does not include them and their voices.” —S.H.S.

Oct. 1–3. $30. Annenberg Center, 3680 Walnut St. 215.898.3900. annenbergcenter.org

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Comedy Underdogs

Catch local comedians as part of this monthly standup show hosted by Doug Layne and Jared Ellman. This week’s national headliner, Jessa Reed, shares her brutally honest perspectives on addiction and motherhood. Also performing: Marzel Seaford, Garrett Smith, Natalie Levant and Patrick Graves. 7:30pm. $10. L’Etage, 624 Sixth St.

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Wil Haygood

The author of the book adapted into the movie The Butler discusses his new biography of Supreme Court Justice Thurgood Marshall. 7:30pm. $7-$15. Central Library, 1901 Vine

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Night market Frankford Philly’s roaming neighborhood food festival highlights the city’s hottest up-and-coming tastes & sounds; this time, it’s at the corner of Frankford & Girard. Check out local favorites Bottlebar East, Cook and Shaker, Kensington Quarters, Frankford Hall, Johnny Brenda’s and more. 6-10pm. Along Frankford Ave. thefoodtrust.org

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tom segura

Segura—who’s been featured on Conan, Happy Endings and the Late Show—heads to Philly with tales of the crazy people in his life. 7:30pm. $22-$30. Helium Comedy Club,

2031 Sansom St. heliumcomedyclub.com tHINK PINK

Victory Over breast Cancer

Victory Brewing kicks off a month-long fundraising event at Frankford Hall with snacks, sausages and beer. A portion of every Kirch Gose sold tonight—and throughout the month—will be donated to Living Beyond Breast Cancer and Fox Chase’s Irma H. Russo, MD Breast Cancer Research Laboratory. 4:30pm. Free. Frankford Hall, 1210 Frank-

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2015 men Can rally in LOVe Park

Stand up and speak out against family violence at this public awareness campaign geared toward men. Good Day Philadelphia’s Mike Jerrick is this year’s recipient of the “Men Can Community Advocate Award.” Free snacks will be provided by Frankford Hall.

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First Friday: Where’s My Hoverboard?

Did the technological promises from Back to the Future ever actually pan out? Don your best ’80s outfit, and come out for a First Friday discussion about what inventions are and are not possible from the iconic film, including hoverboards and self-tying shoes. 5pm. Free. Chemical Heritage Foundation, 315 Chestnut St. chemheritage.org

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N3rd Street birthday Party

It’s one year since the city officially recognized North Third Street’s thriving tech/ creative/startup corridor as “N3rd Street” (pronounced “nerd,” natch). Come celebrate this afternoon with a host of geeky neighborhood displays—plus live music from Aaron Goode and food from Bryn and Dane’s, Poi Boi and more! 2-6pm. Liberty Lands

Park, 913 N. Third St. n3rd.st StaGe

Metamorphoses

Mary Zimmerman’s adaptation of Ovid’s classic myths centers around a mystical world where gods and mortals co-exist. The centerpiece of the set is a pool filled with 2,600 gallons of water. Audience members may get splashed. Directed by Doug Hara.

Through Nov. 1. Arden Theater, 40 N. Second St. ardentheatre.org eXHIbIt

the dufala brothers: “Waste dreams”

The Dufala Brothers’ latest exhibit at Fleisher/Ollman features new sculptures, drawings, videos and photographs that focus on the wastefulness of our consumer culture. Through Nov. 11. Fleisher/Ollman, 1216 Arch St. fleisher-ollmangallery.com

SPOrtS

Puerto rican boxing classic

Honoring great Puerto Rican fighters past and present, including world champ Sixto Escobar and local title-holder Danny Garcia. The event is a prelude to Philadelphia’s annual Puerto Rican Day Parade on Oct. 4. 7pm. $50-$75. 2300 Arena,

2300 S. Swanson St. worldseriesboxing.com cONVeNtION

Monster Jam

Giant trucks will fly into the air. They will probably crash into each other. Need we say more? Through Oct. 4. Wells Fargo Center, 3601 S. Broad St. monsterjam.com

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ManShop

From independent theater group Freedom Productions, ManShop follows a group of ladies as they hand-pick the perfect male specimen. Through Oct. 4, 7pm. $25 -$35.

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FESTIVAL

Midtown Village Fall Festival Thousands of revelers are expected to come enjoy arts & crafts vendors and sample more than 30 great Center City restaurants. The annual fest features live performances, vendors, beer gardens and some special additions, including U-Bahn’s music stage headlined by the Levee Drivers, and Deschutes Brewery’s giant traveling beer barrel, Woody. Noon-8pm. Midtown Vil-

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In collaboration with Philadelphia Spin Coalition, students and teachers will demonstrate their abilities for all to see. Featuring open juggling, games, workshops, demonstrations and more. 10am-7pm. Friends Select

Showcase of American-made creations, including ceramics, glass, jewelry, metal, woods, photography, prints, graphics, soaps, candles and much more. Oct.

Philly Jugglers Club Philly Fest

School, 17th St. and Ben Franklin Pkwy. phillyjugglers.com

3-4. Free. Independence Mall, Sixth and Seventh sts. (Between Market and Chestnut.) craftphila.org

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International Dragon Boat Festival

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Twenty-person rowing crews propel their crafts down the Schuylkill in this exciting day of river racing. 8am-

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Roxtoberfest

Philly Freedom 5K Run

Choose to run as an American patriot or a British loyalist in this fundraising dash through Old City to benefit Independence National Historical Park. 7:30am. Free.

5th and Walnut sts. friendsofindependence.org ACTIVISM

All-day outdoor fest featuring beer tastings from local brewers, beer garden games, vendors, carnival games, dunk tank and live performances from Adam Monaco, Ladybird, Cliff Hillis and more. Noon. Between Green

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tion required. Independence National Historical Park, Fifth and Chestnut sts. operaphila.org

Lane and Leverington Ave. roxborough.us/roxtoberfest

ies at Moore College, 1916 Race St. moore.edu

FOOD & D R I N K

Philadelphia Open Studio Tours

Pack a picnic and head outdoors to catch a big-screen showing of Verdi’s La Traviata. Get there early to score a free cushy seat from PNC Arts Alive and watch video interviews with the cast and crew. 7pm. Free (registra-

TOUR

Bloktoberfest

Taking over three blocks of South Street, the annual charitable street fest features more than 30 different beers, delicious eats and performances by Kate Faust, Cold Fronts, Tall Trees and more. Noon. South Street.

The region’s largest public tour of local artists’ studios— and the creative work only on display within. During this week’s event, tour studios east of Broad Street, including Art Star, Crane Arts, Sharktown Studios and the 3rd Street Gallery. Noon-6pm. philaopenstudios.org

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Revolutionary Germantown Festival

An army of reenactors stage George Washington’s historic 1777 Battle of Germantown; plus, tour the Cliveden museum, hear a pipe band and more. 10am-4pm. Clive-

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BENEFIT

Girls Rock Philly: Sustaining Our Sounds

The nonprofit dedicated to empowering young women through artistic expression hosts its annual gala, featuring an art exhibit, raffles, food, drinks and the release of the group’s summer camp mixtape. 6pm. $25. Impact

Hub Philadelphia, 1227 N. Fourth St. girlsrockphilly.org

Artists and activists discuss how to stay dynamic, using 1990s Mexico City as an example. Noon-4pm. The Galler-

OUTDOORS

Morris Arboretum Fall Festival

Family-friendly fun, including pumpkin painting, apple tasting and make-your-own scarecrow. 10am. Morris

Arboretum, 100 E. Northwestern Ave. upenn.edu ON THE OUTSKIRTS

LEGO Castle Adventure

Enter a LEGO kingdom, where kids can build their own castles, test defenses with a catapult, joust on horses and climb a lookout tower. During today’s craft activity, learn about the rules of heraldry and paint your family’s coat of arms. 1pm. $8-$14. Through

Jan. 17. Mercer Museum, 84 S. Pine St., Doylestown.

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2nd annual Gravy contest Cheer on contestants competing for the title of best meatballs and gravy in the city.

Celebrity judges will choose whose balls reign supreme in a battle between top chefs, home cooks, bloggers and food critics. 5pm. Free. Taproom on 19th, 2400 S. 19th

Street. taproomon19.com FesTIVaL

chestnut Hill Fall For The arts Festival

Enjoy a day of arts and crafts from 150 artists from throughout the Mid-Atlantic region, along with live entertainment and unique dishes from neighborhood eateries.

11am-5pm. Free. Germantown Ave. chestnuthillpa.com FesTIVaL

PaFa Family art Festival

The Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts offers free museum admission, live music, games and a family scavenger hunt. Noon-4pm. Free. Pennsylvania Academy of the

Fine Arts, 118-128 N. Broad St. pafa.org

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Jay Winik

Historian Jay Wilnik’s bestselling April 1865: The Month That Saved America was turned into an award-winning documentary on the History Channel. His latest, 1944: FDR and the Year That Changed History, chronicles the ailing president’s tenure during a pivotal year of war and uncertainty. 7:30pm. Free. Central Library, 1901 Vine St.

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Wendell Pierce

Television and theater actor Wendell Pierce is best known for his breakout roles on The Wire and Treme. Tonight, he’ll discuss his memoir, The Wind in the Reeds, which traces his family’s history and the post-Katrina reconstruction of his childhood neighborhood. 7:30pm. $15. Central Library, 1901 Vine St. freelibrary.org

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designPhiladelphia Kick-off

Kick off the 11th annual DesignPhiladelphia Festival with food from 12th Street Catering, desserts by Chaat & Chai, an exclusive whiskey tasting from WhiskeyPig and a preview of Pearl Street Passage, this year’s marquee event, featuring 10 interactive installations along the 1100 block of Pearl Street. 6pm. $125. Liao Collection, 310 N.

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Post-Popemania onesie at Born Yesterday

Pope Francis’s five-day East Coast pilgrimage may have made an immeasurable spiritual impact on world citizens of every faith, or even none at all—not to mention his effect on John Boehner’s tear ducts—but it’s no secret that many a local business took financial hits during his time here and those lockdown days preceding it. Still, all’s not lost: Some of that overstocked restaurant inventory probably resulted in unexpected meal donations to nearby shelters and an increase in inventive dinner specials at a hangout of yours. There’s already some post-Pope hustlin’ underway—some of it pre-planned, like Philly Phaithful’s onesie for infants sporting a cute-crass boast that’s as Philly as it gets. (T-shirts are available for parents or sibs, too.) C’mon, what’s more Philly than water ice? And isn’t paying homage to Jesus’ very first miracle considered a good thing? Whatevs—this thing’s smile-inducing. That’s enough. And if you’ve any pearl clutchers grimacing and groaning over a wine reference on an infant’s clothing item, just remind them that the babies can’t read it. Who it’s for: Grandchildren and godkids, souvenir collectors, parents of Pope-costumed cutie Quinn Madden, t-shirt hoarders. Where to get it: Born Yesterday, 1901 Walnut St. bornyesterdaykids.com —SHEENA LESTER FOR BABY mAKIN’

Devon platform bed frame at Cella Luxuria

As if you needed another reason to stay under the covers all weekend. For this showpiece platform bed, famed designer Thomas Bina uses reclaimed and responsiblyharvested acacia and peroba woods cut into rectangular pieces and handcrafts them into a massive, multi-textured headboard, finished with natural beeswax. It’s undeniably artful, chic and sexy. Bina, the ex-law student turned environmentally conscious founder of Environment Furniture Inc., takes pride in recycling discarded, weather-worn materials for his stylish, innovative pieces, and, like his customers, no two are exactly alike. Sure, the pricetag may scare you, but this stunner’s an investment piece, and why shouldn’t it be? Our bedrooms are our individual centers for self-care—indeed, our own unique sanctuaries—where we do far more than simply sleep. So, whether yours is where you read and meditate alone or relax and snuggle with a mate or kids, make it as inviting and comfortable as possible. Yes, it comes in king size, too. And at either size, the mattress isn’t included.

Who it’s for: Interior design buffs who like making bold statements, Hank Moody, loft-dwellers with no plans to relocate in the near future. Where to get it: Cella Luxuria, 1214 Chestnut St. cellaluxuria.com —S.L.

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eff Alworth has won praise as a beer writer through his blog, Beervana, and his work in a slew of publications. His third book, The Beer Bible, is now hitting shelves. He’ll be in Philly on Sat., Oct. 3 for a 3:30pm signing at The Grey Lodge Pub (6235 Frankford Ave.), so we decided to take a quick jaunt through some beers worth exploring in Philly while he’s here.

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To get local: Stoudt’s Gold Lager Alworth has never been to Philly. His publisher almost wasn’t going to send him here, either, until Alworth pointed out that Philadelphia is perhaps the most important beer city on the East Coast. So what does a traveling beer writer try when visiting the City of Brotherly Love? The rich history German-style lagers have here sounds appealing to him: “Thankfully, craft beer is finally catching onto lagers. That was a dirty word when craft beer first started.” Our recommendation: Stoudt’s Gold Lager at Standard Tap. It’s a subtle, deeply traditional beer that demands a discerning palate to undercover its complexities, but sweet malts, a dash of noble hops and touches of earthy spice make it a winner.

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To touch history: Tröegs Dead Reckoning When in Philly, it’s impossible to escape the grasp of American history—and if you want to reach back into history, few styles are a better time machine than porter. “Porter is kind of the ancient American style,” Alworth notes, pointing out that this import from the British Isles was the first strongly popular style in the States. Tröegs Dead Reckoning isn’t strictly traditional—it’s hopped a little more robustly than George Washington would have liked—but that doesn’t mean it isn’t a great porter. The huge white head reveals aromas of chocolate and coffee, and each sip offers mild dark fruits, toasted nuts and some pine-forward bitterness. Get this on draft at Good Dog.

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For the autumn weather: Weyerbacher AutumnFest One thing Alworth won’t get during his visit is the

blistering heat of a Philly summer. With the changing of the seasons, now is the time to dive into the wonderful Marzens (aka Oktoberfests) brewed here in Pennsylvania. “In October, we’re between summer and winter. Those transitional beers look pretty nice.

There’s a reason why Oktoberfest beers are so popular,” Alworth says. A good local choice is Weyerbacher AutumnFest, a grainy, copper-colored beer with all the caramel sweetness, grassy hops and earthiness you expect from the style. It’s a perfect beer to drink with good food and friends on a cool day. Do so at McGillin’s, Heritage, Tattooed Mom and Watkin’s Drinkery.

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To toast the Pope: Westmalle Tripel Another

thing Philly’s visiting beer writer won’t be getting is the crush of crowds associated with the Pope’s big visit. That doesn’t mean he can’t have a beer in the Big Man’s honor, though, and what better beer to have than a beer made by monks? When it comes to Trappist ales, Alworth recommends Westmalle tripel: “It’s not super hoppy, but it’s about 38 IBU, which for a Trappist ale is quite strong.” This robust beer looks unassuming, but don’t let the color fool you. It hits nearly double digits in ABV, and the boozy, bready aroma gives way to flavors that include mild dark fruits, sweet candy and faint grassiness. It’s a classic example of the style; find it at Belgian-themed establishments like Monk’s.

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To drink while reading: Sly Fox Chester County Bitter (on cask) When all is said and done, it will be time to

unwind with Alworth’s book, a 600-page tome that covers every major style in great detail. You’ll probably want to do so with a beer. He suggests a classic cask ale. “A lot of people sit at the pub in England,” Alworth notes, “and they read.” Chester County Bitter by Sly Fox is a great place to start, a beer specifically made for cask pouring. Fresh biscuits and buttery toast, creamy soft carbonation and mildly spicy hops from the in-cask dry hopping make this a cask ale worthy of the finest pubs.

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Zahav, the cookbook Michael Solomonov and Steven Cook introduce home chefs to the world of Israeli cuisine. By Brian Freedman @WineUpdate

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y wife asked me to please quiet down—she was trying to catch up on her backlog of episodes of Eastbound and Down, and there I was, sitting next to her on the couch reading Michael Solomonov and Steven Cook’s love letter to tahina, apparently a little too interactively: I was grunting and humming and ohman-that-sounds-good-ing.

I couldn’t help myself: His passion for what he refers to as “the secret sauce” is contagious. (“Israelis,” he writes, “love tahina like Americans love Doritos and wrestling—unconditionally and a little bit irrationally.”)

And reading his ode to the many and complex glories of sesame paste got me hungry all over again, despite the fact that I’d just finished a large dinner.

Zahav: A World of Israeli Cooking is exactly that sort of cookbook. The kind that stirs your appetite. The kind that introduces you to aspects of a deeply misunderstood cuisine. The kind that makes you appreciate just how lucky we are in Philadelphia to have Michael Solomonov and Steven Cook plying their masterful trade here.

And while I’d never operate under the delusion that my versions of the dishes I’ve swooned at over the years at Zahav will ever be as stunning, this cookbook gives me both the confidence to try and the tools to create an excellent approximation at home. The recipes, edited by the supremely talented Joy Manning, are clear and approachable; the photography

by Mike Persico is vivid and instructive; and the range of dishes presented is beyond generous (the book rings in at 355 pages before the acknowledgements).

And yet, for all that it packs in between its covers, Zahav never feels weighed down.

Indeed, much like a meal at the restaurant of the same name, it comes across as an act of generosity, of passion, of welcoming.

That much is made clear in the beginning, where Solomonov discusses the evolution of his love of and respect for Israeli cooking, and the genesis of how it grew to occupy a space in his life that’s about so much more than simply what’s on the plate. It’s impossible to read about his formative years, and the tragic loss of his brother, without understanding how deeply this food has comforted and consoled him.

At the same time, it’s electric to read about how Solomonov and Cook happened to meet one another at just the right time in their respective careers, and how their partnership has changed the way in which we all eat in Philadelphia, and, indeed, how many Americans perceive the misunderstood foods of a country that is frustratingly (and too often) misunderstood itself.

Zahav: A World of Israeli Cooking does much to clarify and de-mystify the misperceptions about the foods of the country and the region, as well as the many and beautifully varied influences that have contributed to this astoundingly rich culinary tradition, while simultaneously casting them in a new light. From stuffed grape leaves and smoked sable egg-inthe-hole to fluke crudo and the infinite charms of perfectly cooked Persian rice, there is a dish here for everyone, and at every level of cooking acumen.

At the same time, it gets the reader excited to attempt to recreate these ancient yet somehow deeply modern flavors at home.

The work that Solomonov and Cook have created here is as valuable to the kitchen as it is to the overarching conversation.

It’s a work of honesty, passion, family and deep pleasures. And it’s awfully difficult to read in silence. 

Michael Solomonov headlines the Julie Dannenbaum memorial Culinary Arts Lecture: Thurs., Oct. 8, 7:30pm. Central Library, 1901 Vine St. freelibrary.org

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Russian River Supplication at Wild in the Streets. Among the hardcore beer nerds, few branch-

es of the Great Beer Tree arouse more glee than the wild and sour branch, an avenue of beerdom lined with challenging tastes and eye-opening flavors. On Sept. 12, you’ll have a chance to experience some of that wildness at Wild in the Streets, a wild ale celebration at Khyber Pass Pub. Among the 20 or so beers being featured is Russian River’s Supplication, one of the best sours produced in the United States. This sour brown ale is aged in pinot noir barrels atop cherries. It looks unassuming enough, but when your nose gets near the glass, you’re greeted with an acidic sour tang, fruit and mulled wine. Cherries come through in the taste, but are quickly washed away by sourness, vinous red wine and old leather. It’s a stunning, complex combination that grows more rewarding with each sip.

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They add oak chips soaked in 1800 Tequila and amber agave syrup to the barrels, and they spike the barrels with a strain of Brettanomyces to make things a little bit wild.

Head spinning yet? Well, on Sept. 15, the Grey Lodge Pub is hosting a release party for this epic sounding beer. It may be amazing, it may be a mess, but either way it will be interesting. Oh, and they’ll have prizes for the best Frogger scores. Bonus!

Bullfrog Smoked cherry at Bullfrog Tap Takeover.

When Bullfrog takes over the taps at Jon’s Bar & Grille on Sept. 18, there will be a huge array of creative beers to try, most of them sour and/or wild.

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or most of my youth, “South Philly Italian” was the very definition of the food of the boot. With monthly trips to Marra’s and the occasional stop at Ralph’s, it just never occurred to me that there might be other Italian dishes beyond the canon of veal parm, mussels in red or white, fried calamari and the rest. In many ways, it was a simpler time to enjoy Italian food.

Now, of course, we have, as a city and as a nation, branched out to embrace regional cuisines of Italy that I never could have considered as a kid growing up in the ‘80s. That’s undoubtedly a great thing, but it has, to a certain extent, happened at the expense of our collective veneration of foods that, for many of us, were so formative for so long.

Which is what makes the rebirth of Triangle Tavern so intriguing. For while South Philly Italian food is alive and well, it’s been a while since a spot this focused on it has generated such buzz.

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And, indeed, that buzz is justified, though perhaps the ideas behind Not valid more with anyfor other discount the food than the execution. Triangle gets it just right with the chicken parmeLocated at by 38th & Chestnut san sandwich, a typically generous portion anchored a palm-thick hunk of chicken crispy and tender. With a side of charred and blistered long hots, it’s pretty much the perfect plate to tuck into while watching a game at the bar.

But then there are other preparations that missed their mark because of real • Open 6 days a week • problems with seasoning. Calamari, for instance, impeccably fried, their Closedwere Tuesday • Free Delivery insides so tender as to be nearly melting, their exteriors crackling crisp. But their seasoning crossed the line from assertive to aggressive, and by the time I finished the serving, I was parched. The Caesar salad suffered a similar fate, each bite off-puttingly sharp with the almost metallic tang of too much saltiness.

Fortunately, there’s plenty here to quench that thirst with. And while I was uncertain about whether to order the “white negroni,” I followed the advice of our fantastic server and went for it. What arrived was a bracing, shimmeringly refreshing cocktail crafted with Bombay Sapphire, Cocchi Americano, citrus bitters and Salers that actually partnered beautifully with the first few dishes.

There are a number of inventive cocktails on offer—I also enjoyed the Hello, Suzie, which reminded me of an Italian kir royale—but the food hews closer to the classics. And, indeed, it takes guts to put spaghetti and meatballs on the menu in a neighborhood with no shortage of stellar versions. Happily, this one does everything it needs to, the pasta glistening in an old-school tomato sauce whose heartiness is sliced right through with bright acid, and meatballs wellstudded with significant knobs of bread, their outsides crisped up prior to a swim in the sauce.

After a meal like this, tiramisu seemed to be appropriate, and the one here was a moist, soul-comforting wonder. Much of the new Triangle Tavern is.

With its balance of central-casting hipsters (I loved watching the guy in the GAME DAY SPECIALS blue tank top and camo cap hitting on a girl in what looked like a hat indigenous to the Tyrolean Alps) and old-school locals all breaking bread together, there is something that just feels right about the place. With a bit of work in the kitchen, it’ll all taste right too. For all of us who grew up with this food, and for $ a younger generation for whom its retro cool is its main allure, the result is the Promotional.spot.

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It’s hard to believe Malelani just opened on Germantown Avenue last summer; the charming little Mediterranean cafe is such a perfectly eclectic fit for its Mt. Airy location, it’s as if it’s always been there. It’s the Philly fellow of a sister Malelani down in Ventnor, N.J., and boasts a comfortably colorful hodgepodge of great Middle Eastern plates, wellconsidered coffee and tea offerings, live acoustic music and original art from local creators. Try lunch standards like the veggie pita or lamb gyro; try brunch dishes featuring fresh fruit; keep an eye out for special treat presentations like the recent sweet-potato “martini” (pictured). Who it’s for: Weekend wanderers, Northwest Philly neighbors, mixed vegetarian/carnivore posses, indie art appreciators.

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BBQ Pork Sandwich at BRÜ Craft & Wurst

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This fall, though, thanks to popular demand, BRÜ’s summer hold-over item may be what keeps ’em coming back till winter: their sensational BBQ pork sandwich. It’s a mountain of sauce-slathered meat slivers, topped with crispy shallots and served on soft toasted brioche, crafted from liberally seasoned pork shoulder that’s slow cooked at 225 degrees overnight and coated in a piquant, house-prepared barbeque glaze. Feel like smaller bites? BRÜ’s formerly-forgettable fried pickles have gone big-league: Thick slices of Westphalian ham are wrapped around each housemade pickle, dipped in batter flavored with Daisy Cutter Pale Ale and deep fried to golden sublimity. They pair wonderfully with another pale brew, Hill Farmstead’s Conduct of Life. (Also, BRÜ may still have a drop left of Philadelphia Brewing Co.’s limited Holy Wooder, brewed specifically to celebrate Pope-mania.) If you want to go the especially-festive route, swing by the BRÜ Fall Fest during Saturday’s Midtown Village Fall Festival, where you can enjoy these bellybusters while hitting BRÜ’s self-serve taps and groovin’ to the sounds of dope local bands, including Levee Drivers and Cultureal, from noon to 8pm on the U-Bahn stage.

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Thinking pink: the Making Strides Against Breast Cancer campaign The American Cancer Society prepares for its annual city walk.

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very year for the past 16, as October has marked Breast Cancer Awareness Month, Philadelphians and regional neighbors have gathered in the city to walk in support of the American Cancer Society’s “Making Strides Against Breast Cancer” campaign. On Sat., Oct. 17, it will be that day once again. Those who walk—or simply donate—will be supporting local cancer efforts; last year, the ACS provided Pennsylvania patients with 27,000 rides to and from treatment, and gave $23 million in Pennsylvaniabased research grants. And prepare for some triumphant tear-jerking; as the ACS’s Stephanie Foster tells us, “Survivors kick off the walk by proceeding around a small loop of the route surrounded by family and friends, other participants, and team leaders cheering them on every step of the way.”

Sat., Oct. 17. 7:30am. Memorial Hall, West Fairmount Park, 4231 Avenue of the Republic. For info on how to participate or donate: makingstrideswalk.org/philly

Funny, not funny

Comedian Bonnie McFarlane ponders gender, Jersey and more.

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hether you know Bonnie McFarlane’s wickedly dry sense of humor from her live stand-up show, her stint on Last Comic Standing, her performances on The Late Show and The Tonight Show, or her appearance with comedian husband Rich Vos on Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown, you’ve seen her sharp wit puncture life’s little stupidities. Earlier this week, McFarlane took the stage at Helium Comedy Club for a show that benefited the “Making Strides Against Breast Cancer” campaign (see left)—and she’s playing one more show at Helium on Wed., Sep. 30. Philly Weekly chatted her up about what exactly is and isn’t funny for her these days.

You live in my home state of New Jersey. Are you in the Philadelphia part or the New York part? And how weird is it that New Jersey is a state with two cities, neither of which are actually in the state? I live right in the middle. And yes, it’s super weird. I’ve sent several letters to Chris Christie to change this, but so far he has not gotten back to me.

Did you watch Philly go crazy over the Pope coming to town? What do you make of it all? I think it’s cute

You once deadpanned in a stand-up routine that you like saying “no” to charity requests. Okay, so that was a joke; that said, how does it shape your set, knowing that the audience is assembled for a serious reason like supporting breast cancer patients?

I want the audience to come because they love comedy. You don’t have to think about the charity or listen to anyone talk about it. You can really help someone just by laughing. My personal connection to it is that I’m a woman and a human. As with any charity, that’s enough. Now shut up and laugh.

You’ve got a memoir coming out in a few months.

What’s the process like trying to translate your comedic persona onto the page? Writing about my life was actually really challenging — and yet, fulfilling, because I don’t really do it in my stand-up. With live comedy, I like telling jokes and talking about life in general, but not so specifically about my life.

that they’re treating the Pope like he’s Madonna circa 1989. For what it’s worth, I think this Pope is as good as it’s gonna get for the Catholic Church.

How closely are you following all the late-night talkshow launches and relaunches? Who do you like?

Where are all the women? I don’t get why people are

You made a movie called Women Aren’t Funny. Of course, we laugh because we know women are funny — but what does it do to a woman’s sense of humor to have to deal with so many more unfunny things in the world above and beyond the ones that men deal with?

still watching late-night shows. That same format has been around for thousands of years, and they just keep making more and more of them with essentially the same dude in different-sized suits. Hasn’t that genre pretty much milked it for all it is? To me, there is nothing more boring than listening to celebrities try to relate to the masses. Yuck. n

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the worst and the least funny people in the world. So if you want to be funnier, take a good, long look at all that crap you were trying to avoid.

Wed., Sept. 30. 8pm. $20-28. Helium Comedy Club, 2031 Sansom St. 215.496.9001. heliumcomedy.com

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Oct. 1-4 at the Kimmel Center.

Yannick Nézet-Séguin conducts and Russian pianist Daniil Trifonov thrills, playing pieces by Maurice Ravel, Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov and, of course, Sergei Rachmaninoff. kimmelcenter.org

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Oct. 3 at PhilaMOCA. Go, DHE: first, playing for Pope Francis and now, playing with The Lady in the Radiator, headliner of the sold-out fourth Erasurehood Forever. Nice. philamoca.org

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Kacey Musgraves + Sugar & The hi-Lows Oct. 3 at Trocadero

Theatre. The Grammy Award winner brings her well-reviewed “Country & Western Rhinestone Revue” through town. And word has it, that cute cover of “No Scrubs” made the setlist. thetroc.com

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That 1 Guy Oct. 4 at MilkBoy Philly. Mike Silverman’s a oneman band, but not like those silly circus kooks. His self-made “magic pipe,” with which he’s dazzled audiences for years, is something to behold. milkboyphilly.com

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Kraftwerk Oct. 2 at Electric Factory. Expect total sensory overload via these groundbreaking electronic music visionaries. If this hadn’t sold out, we’d look ridiculous. electricfactory.info

Tame Impala Oct. 5 at Tower Theater. The Australian outfit’s funk-fueled July banger, Currents, is still sizzling like that too-short summer season. Must be why this jawn’s sold out, too. thetowerphilly.com

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Joan Armatrading + Marti Jones & Don Dixon Oct. 2 at

Keswick Theatre. The pioneering British singer-songwriter says she’s on her final major tour after 42 years of performances worldwide. So, this is last call, fans. keswicktheatre.com 20 | Philly Weekly | September 30 -October 7, 2015 | phillyweekly.com

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Autechre + cygnus + Rob hall Oct. 6 at Union Transfer.

Electro masters duo Rob Brown and Sean Booth hit Philly midway through their American roadtrip, a must-make dance party of epic proportions. utphilly.com

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One Man Breaking Bad

The viral video turned live comedy stage show comes to Philly this week. By ERIC SAN JUAN @EricSanJuan

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t all began with a viral video.

Miles Allen was a struggling actor from the Midwest. Like so many others before him, he made his way to Los Angeles, only to hit a wall. He needed something to kickstart his career. Cooking crystal meth seemed like a bad option, but generating a little YouTube buzz? That might do the trick. So, at the prompting of friends, he ended up in a video in which he pretended to be a homeless man with a talent for Breaking Bad impressions.

Flash forward to today: Allen will be coming to Philly to perform his hit comedy show, One Man Breaking Bad, at World Café Live on October 7.

This was an unexpected turn of events by any measure. Much like Walter White never planned to go from dabbling in meth to becoming an incredibly wealthy (and murderous) drug kingpin, Allen didn’t expect the video and its million-plus hits to send him on a whirlwind world tour. He was just trying to make something happen.

“You just keep creating until something sticks,” Allen says. “I can’t even really take credit for the video. I have to take my hat off to my good friends Bryan (Webb) and Sean (Gowdy). They came up with the idea of shooting the video. I figured, I’m an unemployed actor, so why not?”

There were no plans to turn it into a show, though.

That came after Matthew Hardy, a theater producer from Australia, saw the video, called him up, and asked him if he’d like to develop his talents into an hour-long stage production. The call was the last thing Allen expected: “I said, let me check my schedule real quick. Oh, I happen to be free for the next month!”

He took a leap of faith and ended up on a plane to Australia. Hardy developed a show around Allen’s talents. And before he knew it, it was winning huge accolades at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, then again at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in Scotland.

Soon, the United States beckoned.

One Man Breaking Bad touches on all the show’s major plot points, from choking girlfriends to nursing home bombs to family squabbles with kitchen knives, but don’t expect a mere rehash of what you’ve already seen. This take on Breaking Bad is not only laced with sharp comedy and several musical numbers; it’s told from the perspective of Jesse Pinkman rather than Walter White, giving the story a fresh angle, even for longtime Breaking Bad addicts.

It’s more than just a Jesse-centric show, though. “I impersonate all the characters and add other impressions and pop culture references,” Allen said. The goal is

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to get you laughing.

It’s also a show that is not shy about audience participation. Allen urges people to sing, chant and shout along during some segments. A passive experience this is not. “Since the show is about the fans (celebrating Breaking Bad), I try to get them involved,” Allen says.

“I get them doing dance moves. I even bring some on stage.”

Not bad for someone who a little over a year ago couldn’t even find acting work.

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bold idea is gaining traction on America’s college campuses: Sex is a collaborative communication, not just a green light to use someone’s body as an orgasm-procurement device. Students are being taught to practice affirmative consent, moving beyond the old “no means no” to the more cooperative “yes means yes.” Instead of putting the onus on an individual to fend off unwanted sexual activity, the responsibility to prevent rape is on everybody— each participant needs to get (and give) clear, enthusiastic indications of being on board.

All affirmative consent means is that everyone agrees to what is happening.

You have to be old enough/able to understand the situation, and you have to be free from pressure—that is, just as easily free to say “no” as “yes.” At any time, consent can be revoked. Making sure your partner is game is an ongoing process, and please note: It’s something that happens naturally if you’re actually any good at sex.

A good lover bases their movements and pacing upon reading how their partner is responding. I don’t just round the next base because I want to, that is, but because we want to. For those who don’t pay attention to the other person’s pleasure, on the other hand, getting affirmative consent is indeed an extra step. So understand: Some body part getting hard or wet isn’t the same as giving consent.

Those are things bodies do, usually outside conscious control. That’s why it’s a good idea to include verbal communication, too. Some worry about sounding too businesslike and killing the vibe, but there’s no rule that says you can’t make the question sound romantic—or completely filthy dirty.

It can be daunting to say out loud what we want. We’re worried about sounding like dorks or suddenly catching on fire or whatever it is that anxiety insists will happen. It’s ironic that we’re more willing to do a thing than we are to talk about it—but we’re socialized to discuss sex in really limited ways, so we don’t get a lot of practice straight up saying, “I really wanna put [a] in your [b] while your [x] is on my [y] and I’m pressing down on the [z].

You in? Here, hold on to this handle.”

This skill set—being a good, reactive lover—takes practice. Like life in general, it gets easier with experience. And that’s one of the many, many, many, many

reasons why combatting campus rape is difficult. Because young people aren’t educated about sex in general, much less the techniques of it, so they usually completely blow in bed. Pun intended.

(Sure, there are exceptions, but most folks in their teens and early twenties are a pale, awkward shadow of their potential as lovers. If someone tells you like they “like ’em young” or some such creepiness, tilt your head to the side, slightly narrow your eyes and acknowledge silently that this person is probably awful at sex and prefers partners who don’t know any better.)

Back to consent: All good people want to prevent sexual assault. Some people are equally worried about false rape accusations. These people are seriously misguided.

It’s impossible to establish definitive stats of either sexual assault or false accusations. The vast majority of survivors don’t report, often because it could lead to further trauma, harassment and lots of hurtful disbelief. There’s little to be gained from coming forward except the hope of preventing further assaults. Claims are sometimes retracted because the survivor feels like it’s not worth the trauma to continue pressing charges—but for a person concerned with the “problem” of false accusations, these cases are dubbed examples of girls crying wolf. Adding to the recorded number of “false accusations” are cases where parents, boyfriends or others made the assault claim for someone else in the first place.

People who are worried about boys’ lives being ruined by false charges rarely acknowledge their own skin in the game.

They might say they’re concerned about their sons, but refuse to admit, at any level, that their boy might be capable of touching anyone without expressed consent. This kind of wishful thinking isn’t good for anyone; it just helps perpetuate the fog of ambiguity.

Affirmative consent not only removes any doubt about whether a situation was mutual, it makes for better sex, too. Yes, it should be the baseline for rules on college campuses—but really, we ought to be adopting it in our own lives, as well. n

Columnist Timaree Schmit will be speaking at the March to End Rape Culture on Sat., Oct. 3, 11am. Thomas Paine Plaza, 15th Street & JFK Boulevard.

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Monogamy for whom?

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’ve been dating this guy for almost two months. It’s been pretty good, except the sex isn’t really the best. I have this other male friend who has had a crush on me. Long story short: My friend made a move on me the other night. I told him I couldn’t, and he knew why, but to be honest, I was insanely turned on by his forwardness. He apologized, but a week later we hung out, and I told him that it really intrigued me, and we ended up having crazy cool sex—satisfying in all the ways the guy I’m dating isn’t. I haven’t told the guy I’m seeing about this, and I don’t plan to. But I feel guilty. I keep rationalizing that we have never had a talk about exclusivity, and I therefore have no obligation to him. I want to keep fucking my friend, but I also enjoy dating this other guy. Am I an asshole? Am I obligated to disclose that I’m not interested in monogamy with him?

—Too Many Intrigues Are you an asshole? That can’t be ruled out, TMI, but I can’t make a determination with the limited data you’ve provided. One asshole move—and cheating on Mr. Two Months was definitely an asshole move— does not an asshole make. We know this because while everyone is guilty of the occasional asshole move, not everyone is an asshole. Assholes are made when asshole moves come one right after the other, and an ever-thickening layer of asshole moves hardens into total assholery.

Anyway, while you might not have had a conversation with the guy you’re currently dating/cheating on about exclusivity, you wouldn’t feel guilty about what/ who you did if you didn’t think Mr. Two Months was operating under the assumption that you two were exclusive.

So the cheating was an asshole move and your rationalization, as you seem to be aware, is a pile of self-serving bullshit that’s equal parts transparent and unnecessary. Because as much as you like hanging out with Mr. Two Months, the sex hasn’t been good for you and you haven’t been good to him. Don’t negotiate a nonmonogamous agreement. End it.

I’m a straight 28-year-old female in a relationship with my boyfriend for two years.

We live together, and on the weekends we care for his kid. We are very much in love and have a supportive, happy relationship.

I’ve always had a hard time being monogamous. In every relationship, I tend to get a wandering eye around the two-year mark.

Recently I went by myself to see a friend’s band and ended up meeting a man I had an insane chemistry with. We spent the whole

evening together and wound up making out before I literally ran away. The next day, stone cold sober, I called him, drove to his house, and we f—d like crazy. It was animalistic and intense, and I felt like a fucking porn star. It was awesome. My boyfriend and I have sex that I truly enjoy, and I usually get off, but he struggles to be dominant, rough or talk dirty, which are things I really get off on. He says he’s too self-conscious to be dominant in bed. This stranger did all the things I wish my boyfriend would do. To test the waters, I casually mentioned an arrangement where we could sleep with other people, and he said he wasn’t into it.

If I’m happy in my relationship, and the sex we have is consistently good, sometimes amazing, is that enough? Am I giving up on an aspect of my sexuality if I stay with him, or am I just looking for excuses to f— other people? —Likes It All Rough A loving and supportive partner, a happy relationship, and good sex that occasionally tips into the amazing column— yeah, most people would tell you that’s not only enough, LIAR, it’s a better relationship than the one they’re currently in, recently left or ever hope to find.

But the fact that most people would like to trade places with you isn’t relevant, LIAR, because what you have with your boyfriend isn’t enough for you. You want love, happiness, stability and the freedom to f— other guys—and you would want that freedom even if your boyfriend was capable of dominating you in the sack just the way you like.

Seeing as you know this about yourself—seeing as you know that monogamy isn’t for you (see: the wandering eye at 24 months, the f—ing that other guy at his place)—making a monogamous commitment you know you can’t keep is an asshole move. So here’s what you’re gonna do: Tell your lovely, loving boyfriend that nonmonogamy is a non-negotiable. You are willing, of course, to negotiate with him about the form your open relationship might take, but you must make it clear to him that a closed relationship is a recipe for disaster—because sooner or later, you will cheat on him.

If he fights on that point, LIAR, if he tells you that he’s sure you’re capable of being monogamous, then you can tell him that by “sooner or later,” you meant “last week, with this dude I met in a bar.” n

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Pool • Fitness Valet 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 24 Hr Maintenance 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. • 24 Maintenance Parking •Hr24 Hr Security NewBa; construction Carriage homes 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 3 4Bd/2 RenovatedTownhome, Rittenhouse Squareto • Rooftop 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 24 Hr Maintenance 1830 Addison St. Rittenhousemichaelsingerrealestate.com Sq. Studios $115,000 $150,000 1830 Addison St. at Rittenhouse Sq. starting $599,000 Studios Pool •$130,000 to $160,000 $525,000 Fitness Center Valet $525,000 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 1 1$525,000 Bedrooms $175,000 to•$225,000 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 4 beds/3.1 baths; 2 car garage; Bedrooms $250,000 to $300,000 1827 Delancey Street, Rittenhouse Square Parking • 24 Hr Security • $525,000 2 Bedrooms $250,000 to $400,000 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. Studios $115,000 to $150,000 $525,000 2 Bedrooms $300,000 to $450,000 Open Floor plan with 3000 Sq ft 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 1830 Addison Rittenhouse Sq. 5936 sqAddison ftSt. Townhome $3,350,000 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. Sq. 13Bedrooms Addison24 St.Hr Rittenhouse Sq. 31830 Bedrooms $400,000 to $550,000 Maintenance Bedrooms $400,000 to $500,000 1830 St. Rittenhouse Sq. 34 Bed/4.2; Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse $175,000 to $225,000 LINE SUBURBS 3 Bd/2 Ba;MAIN RenovatedTownhome, Ba; RenovatedTownhome, Includes estate • No transfer tax 3 Bd/2 3 realreal estate tax •tax No transfer tax 3 Bd/2 RenovatedTownhome, Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 3Includes Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, NEW LISTINGS 3 Bd/2 Ba;Ba; RenovatedTownhome, NEW LISTINGS $525,000 2 Bedrooms $250,000 to $400,000 $525,000 $525,000 $525,000 1830 Addison St.Washington Rittenhouse Sq. Studios to $150,000 $525,000 $525,000 408 Fairview Road, Penn 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse $525,000 1212 Weybridge Lane, Wayne Sq. 3 Bedrooms Open Sun$115,000 11-4pm | Valley Mon 12-6pm303-5 S 11th Street, Sq West $400,000 to $500,000 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse 1830 Addison St. Sq. 3 Bd/2 Ba;SUNDAY RenovatedTownhome, 1830 Addison St.Rittenhouse Rittenhouse Sq. Tues-Fri 9-6pm | to Sat 12-3pm Unit Bath; 3580 sq ft Colonial $649,000 $175,000 $225,000 1830 Addison St. Sq. 16Bedrooms OPEN 11 AM -$239,000 1Rittenhouse PMSq. 33 Bed/3.1 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, Bed/5.2 Bath; 5465 sq ft Colonial $1,399,000 2: 1 Bed/1 Bath; 772 sqRittenhouse ft Condo OPEN SUNDAY 2 4 PM 1830 Addison St. Sq. Includes real estate tax • Noto transfer 3 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 2 Bedrooms 3$525,000 Bd/2 Ba;Bd/2 RenovatedTownhome, 1830 Addison St.State Rittenhouse Sq.tax 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 2427 Street, Hospital 3$525,000 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, $250,000 300 Farwood Road, Wynnewood 49 Cornell Rd., Bala Cynwyd 415 Conshohocken Road,$400,000 Gladwyne Unit 10: Carpenter 1 Bed/1 Bath; 868 sqGraduate ft Condo $215,000 $525,000 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, $525,000 Bd/2Bath; Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 3 Bd/2 Ba; 2912 RenovatedTownhome, 53Bed/4.1 4,910 sq ft Contemporary $499,000 43 Bed/3.1 $525,000 Bedrooms $400,000 to 12-6pm $500,000 Bath; sq ft Contemporary $769,950 $525,000 3BD/1.1BA; Townhouse $329K 1737-39 Chestnut StreetSt. #701, Open Sun 11-4pm | Mon 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 5BD/2.2Ba 3,314 Sq. Ft. Colonial Sq. 1830 Addison St.Rittenhouse Rittenhouse Sq. 1830 Addison Rittenhouse Sq. $525,000 1830 Addison St. 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. $525,000 $525,000 1212 Prospect Hill, Villanova Sq. 201 real Delmont Avenue, Ardmore 1830 St. Rittenhouse Sq. Rittenhouse Square Includes estate tax • No transfer tax Tues-Fri 9-6pm | Sat 12-3pm 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Finished, Walk-out LL $549K 510 S.Addison 11th Street, Wash Square West 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 5 Bed/3 Bath; 3361 sq ft Cape $650,000 5 Bed/2.1 Bath, 3-Story Colonial $519,000 $525,000 2Bd/2 Bed/2Ba; Bath;RenovatedTownhome, 1744 sq ft Condo $795,000 3$525,000 $525,000 $525,000 31407 Bd/2 County Ba; RenovatedTownhome, $525,000 Rd.,Bryn Bryn Mawr 3BD/2BA; 3-Story Twnhome C/A $339K Open Sun 11-4pm | Mon 12-6pm 710 PrestonLine Avenue, Mawr 751 Robinhood Road, Bryn Mawr 3338 Ainslie Street, East Falls 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. $525,000 707 Conshohocken State Rd., Bala Cynwyd Sq. $525,000 1830 Rittenhouse Sq. 1830 Addison St.| Rittenhouse 3Addison Bed/2.1 Bath;St. 1800 sq ft Twin $339,000 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. Tues-Fri 9-6pm Sat 12-3pm 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 5 Bed/3 Bath; 3067 sq ft Colonial $599,900 5BD/3BA; Renovated Colonial 3 Bd/2 RenovatedTownhome, 3 Bed/1 Bath; 960 sqBa; ft Townhouse $175,000 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 1519 Swain Street, Art Museum Area 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 4BD/2BA; Colonial in college 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 102 Trotters Drive, Phoenixville 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse $525,000 1830 St. Rittenhouse Sq. 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 2012 Spruce Street, Rittenhouse Square 518 SAddison Bowman Avenue, Merion Park Station $525,000 3/4 Acres; Walk to Train $724K Sq. $525,000 3BD/2.1BA 1,552 Sq. Ft Townhouse 5 Bed/4.1 Bath; 5729 sq ft Colonial $689,900 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 4$525,000 Bed/5 Bath; 7155 sq ft TownhomeSt. $3,690,000 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 4 Bed/3.1 Bath; 3430 sq ft Colonial $649,000 $525,000 1,598 Sq.Ft; 1-Car Attached Garage $349K 1830 Addison Rittenhouse Sq. 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 2301 Cherry Street 4Q, Logan Square $525,000 1230 Ridgewood Road, Bryn Mawr Renovated, Air; Finished LL $399K 3 Central Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, $525,000 9 W Rock Road, Bala Cynwyd $525,000 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 3 Bd/2 Ba;Hill RenovatedTownhome, 1245 HollowSt. Rd., Penn ValleySq. 1830 Addison 3 Bed/2.1 Bath; 1778St. sq Rittenhouse ft Condo $425,000Sq. 1830 Addison Rittenhouse 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 5 Bed/4.2 Bath: 6755 sq ft French Estate $525,000 $525,000 $525,000 4 190 Bed/2.1 Bath; 2,057 sq ft-Colonial $449,000 Presidential #301 The Corinthian Lombard Street 1N, Fitler Square 32531 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 1830 Addison St. Sq.l $1,875,000 4BD/4.1Ba 1727 Fitzwater St., #ARittenhouse - Graduate Hospita 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 1830 Addison St.Contemporary Rittenhouse Sq. 3 Bd/2 Ba; 1830 Addison Rittenhouse 700RenovatedTownhome, PoloSt. Road, Bryn Mawr Sq. 1 Bed/1 Bath; Condo $200,000 3$525,000 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 3BD/3.1BA, 2700 Sq.Ft w/ Balcony 5,620 Sq.Ft. Avenue, $1,500,000 2BD/1.1BA Townhouse $350K 1001 Ba; Montgomery Penn Valley 3$525,000 Bd/2 RenovatedTownhome, 3$525,000 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 4 Bed/3.1 Beth; 2394 sq ft Colonial $415,000 426 Seville Street. Manayunk 3 Bed/1.1 Bath; 1902 sq ft Colonial $475,000 $525,000 $525,000 $525,000 Updated;Penarth For RentRoad, $4,700/month or $749K 4 Bed/1.1 Bath; 2016 Twin $239,000 Bala Cynwyd 1830 Addison St.sqRittenhouse Sq. 3508 Hamilton Street -ft Powelton Village 1830743 Addison St. Rittenhouse 1830118 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. Humphreys Road, Ardmore Sq. 5 Bed/3.1 Bath; 2963 sq ft Colonial $685,000 4BD/3.1BA; 3 Bd/2Addison Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 1830 St. Rittenhouse Sq. 3,300 Sq. Ft. REDUCED $635k RENTALS AVAILABLE 331348 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, Bed/1.1 Bath; 1472 sq ftPenn Twin $269,900 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 3 Bd/2Addison Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 1830 St. Rittenhouse Sq. Bobarn Drive, Valley 2636 Chestnut Street, Ardmore 1416 Flat Rock Road, Penn Valley 825Ba; S 7th St #2A, Bella Vista 3$525,000 Bd/2 RenovatedTownhome, 3$525,000 Bd/2 Ba;Sagamore RenovatedTownhome, 3$525,000 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 504 Havertown 5BD/4.1BA, 5588Road, Contemporary 13331 South StreetFor - Washington Square West 3BD/1.1BA Twin 3635sq w/ Attached Garage 5 Bed/3.1 Bath; ft $749,000 Bed/1 Bath; Rent $1750/month $525,000 4 Bed/3.1 Bath; 3052 sq ft Colonial $525,000 $525,000 $525,000 1830 St.Flr, Rittenhouse Sq. Duplex w/ Parking; Separate Utilities $499K 2125 N Addison 15th Street 3rd Temple University Also for Rent 1,280 Sq. $199,900 1830 Addison Rittenhouse Sq. 2-3Hagys Car Garage; .89 Acres $879K 1830 Addison St.Ft$4,500/month Rittenhouse Sq. 1600 FordSt. Road 8G, Penn Valley 2 Bed/ 1 Bath; For Rent $1,000/month 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 103 W Rock Hill Road, Bala Cynwyd 3 1Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, Bed/1 Bath; 766 sq ft Condo $125,000 -- OAK HILL PENN VALLEY -1501 S. 12th Street - Passyunk Square 1304 N 31st Street, Brewerytown $525,000 4 Bed/3.1 Bath; 2961 sq ft Split Level $599,900 $525,000 $525,000 273 Meeting House, Merion Station 2 Bed/2 Bath; 1367 sqft Twnhse

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