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participating bars and restaurants include PHILADELPHIA: 1 Tippling Place • Abe Fisher • Amada • Amis • Ashton Cigar Bar • Beast & Ale • Brick & Mortar • Butcher & Singer • Capofitto • Continental Old City Crow & The Pitcher • Farmacia • Franklin Mortgage • Gran Caffe L’Aquila • Han Dynasty- Old CIty • Juniper Commons • La Calica Feliz • Little Nonna’s • Olde Bar Osteria • Oyster House • Panorama • Percy Street • Ranstead Room • Sbraga • Square 1682 • Tinto • Twenty Manning Grill • Valanni • Village Whiskey • Volver • Zahav • Zavino

new jersey: 45th Street Pub • Aqua Blue • Black Whale Bar & Fish House • Carolina Blue • Catherine Lomardi • Cross and Orange • Davis Street Tavern • Due Mari Edgar’s Pub • Europa South • Luna Wood Fire Tavern • MK Valencia • Mr. Brunos • North Side Bar and Grill • Old Canal Inn • Old Causeway Steak & Oyster House Osteria Morini • Pagano’s Uva • Prohibition • Roman Nose • Stage Left Restaurant • Stirling Hotel • Talde • Terranova • The Arlington • The Circle Tavern The Dutchman’s Brauhaus • The Frog and The Peach • The Gateway Inn • The Office Lounge • The Princeton • The Sea Grill • The Station • Throwbacks • VB3 • West Brook Inn

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| by Stephen H. Segal | Twitter: @stephenhsegal

Bikes, beer & burlesque Yeah, that sounds like a memorable week in the city.

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hree big events dominate this week’s Philly cultural calendar: the return of everyone’s favorite ten-day craft-beer extravaganza, Philly Beer Week (see page 14); the premiere of what promises to be a new annual performance showcase, the Philadelphia Burlesque Festival (see page 4); and the newly rebranded Philadelphia International Cycling Classic, the latest installment of the hardcore bike race that famously takes pedalers up the steep incline known as the Manayunk Wall.

PW correspondent Timaree Schmit writes on page 12 about how the Cycling Classic fits into the overall boom of Philly biking in recent years. Mayor Michael Nutter agrees: “Philadelphia has had a culture of cycling for decades, which has definitely added to the popularity of the annual June race,” he says. “At the same time, the race shows how exciting and fun cycling can be to those who haven’t been on a bike in a while, so there’s a lot of crossover interest creating an exciting cycling community.” Of late, that community has enjoyed new bike lanes, bike paths and the launch of the Indego bike-share program. “We expect to see more bikes in the city in the months and years to come,” the mayor says, “as well as more homegrown pro racers in the Philadelphia International Cycling Classic.” n

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The Philadelphia Burlesque Festival

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xuberant, creative, sassy burlesque acts blending vintage charm and modern attitude can be found on stage around Philly every week of the year— and yet, somehow, we don’t have an annual festival showcasing them. This week, that gets remedied, as local performers Liberty Rose and Dottie Riot are producing the city’s first Philadelphia Burlesque Festival, with four nights of shows featuring the sauciest, wink-wink-nudge-nudgiest comedic sensualists around—Philly locals as well as regional favorites from New York, D.C. and Baltimore.

“It was totally time for this to happen,”

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Liberty Rose says. “Philadelphia’s burlesque scene is so vibrant, and, you know, places like Wisconsin have burlesque festivals— and we’re an actual city!”

Highlights will include two headlining performers from the Burlesque Hall of Fame, Ray Gunn and Sydni Deveraux, as well as troupes like Philly’s Peek-a-Boo Revue. “On Saturday,” Rose says, “there’s an act this woman Nina La Voix does that’s just out of control. It’s called ‘Attack of the 50Food Twerker,’ and that’s all I’m going to say.”

Also: Don’t miss the Ben Franklin tribute act that same night. —STEPHEN H. SEGAL

Pre-Festival kickoff party: Thurs., May 28. 8–10pm. Underground Arts, 1200 Callowhill St. (See facing page for details.)

Friday night showcase: Fri., May 29. 8pm.

17 acts headlined by the Peek-a-Boo Revue and Ray Gunn. Plays & Players Theatre, 1714 Delancey Pl. Saturday night showcase: Sat., May 30. 8pm. 17 acts headlined by Sydni Deveraux and Lulu Lollipop. Plays & Players Theatre, 1714 Delancey Pl. Closing night party: Sun., May 31. 8pm. Silk City, 435 Spring Garden St. Find the complete festival schedule and ticket info online at: ThePhiladelphiaBurlesqueFestival.com

WEDNEsDAY, MAY 27 DANC E

Together We Dance

Young dancers from Pennsylvania Ballet’s second company and PhilaDanco join forces for a performance featuring local up-and-coming choreographers.

There will be also be a video presentation created by Pennsylvania Ballet’s Alexander Iziliaev and a post-show discussion with the performers. A pre-show reception will feature signature cocktails

created by Sazerac. 6pm. $20-$25.

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Philadelphia International Tango Festival The Tango Festival returns for its fifth year to spice up city streets with top tango performers and instructors, including Gustavo Naviera and Giselle Anne. Join in the fun at one of the 25 dance workshops, 27 DJ sets or at the special program performed by Philly’s Ballet X. Noon. Christ Church Neighborhood House, 20 N.

American St. philadelphiatangofestival.com

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Art in the Age X Lo spiedo Garden Party

Indulge in a healthier happy hour, and nourish your body (wink, wink) before Beer Week starts: Fresh juice cocktails will be made with Art in the Age’s delicious spirits and local ingredients. 4-7pm. Free. Lo Spiedo, 4503 S. Broad St. lo-spiedo.com

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sTAMP on the Parkway

The Students at Museums in Philly (STAMP)—whose goal is to increase teens’ access to arts and culture—celebrates the start of summer with an end-of-school bash for teens.

Philly artist Chill Moody and DJ Ricochet will be firing up the dance floor while kids play games, win prizes and snack on munchies. The main event is a scavenger hunt— with more prizes!—that spans five museums. 3-7pm. Free. Academy of Natural Sciences

of Drexel University, 1900 Benjamin Franklin Parkway. phillystamppass.org PArT Y

Summer Guide June 3rd

Boylesque Bash

The Philadelphia Burlesque Festival kicks off with a new and naughty show hosted

by Count Scotchula of the Peek-A-Boo Revue. Catch 12 performers and a dance party featuring DJs M3 and Cool Hand Luke. The party also serves as the unveiling of PinkBox, the country’s first adult-toy vending machine. 7pm. $15. Underground

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Opening Tap

The Philly Beer Week kickoff celebration will feature thirst-quenching samples from more than 40 local breweries. The highlight of the event is the premiere of the Leuven on a Prayer beer, a Philly Beer Week collaboration with Free Will and Brouwerij ten Dormaal. For more PBW events, see page 14. 6pm. $25-$92.

23rd Street Armory. 22 S. 23rd St. phillybeerweek.org F UN DR AIS ER

The Stephen Sondheim musical set in 19th-century Italy follows an Army captain stationed far away from his wife when a mysterious woman develops an unhealthy obsession with him.

Directed by Terrence J. Nolen. 8pm.

PERFORMANCE

Movie lovers and strange film fans, rejoice: Philadelphia Film Society’s Graveyard Shift has been extended year-round. Tonight’s midnight screening will be revenge-fueled cult classic The Crow, starring Brandon Lee.

Matt Cadabra: Magic and Dreams

N.J. master magician Matt Cadabra’s grand-scale illusion show features daring escapes, ventriloquism, animatronics and audience sing-a-longs.

Cadabra has performed in more than 2,000 venues and appeared on America’s Got Talent. 7:30pm. $20-$34.50.

11:45pm. $10. PFS Theatre at the Roxy, 2023 Sansom St. filmadelphia.org

Through June 14. Society Hill Playhouse, 507 S. Eighth St. 215.923.0210. societyhillplayhouse.org

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House of Solitude: Together Forever

A lonely-hearts comedy show that pokes fun at love’s tribulations through crazy sketches about astronaut romance, imaginary boyfriends, police spouses and large pants. Directed by Maggy Keegan and written

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Passion

$15. PEP Bowling, 1200 S. Broad St. kickingcancerfoundation.org S CR EEN

In this wacky adaptation of the Sherlock Holmes classic, the eccentric detective tries to solve the case of a curse that has haunted the Baskervilles for decades. The comedic play was adapted by Steven Canny and John Nicholson and is directed by Matt Pfeiffer. 8pm. $22. Through June 28. Lantern Theater Company, 10th and Ludlow sts.

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$36-$50. Through June 28. Arden Theatre, 40 N. Second St. 215.922.8900. ardentheatre.org

Graveyard Shift: The Crow

The Hound of the Baskervilles

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Round up a team for an evening of bowling, games and snacks that will raise money for cancer research. 6pm.

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In this wild, new intergalactic adventure, Tim is out looking for a good time when he is tasked to retrieve the Holy Gay Flame from the clutches of an evil emperor in order to “save the homosexual race.” Featuring closeted extraterrestrials, androgynous overlords and nuns from outer space, the performance is recommended for mature audiences. Directed by Dan Rothenberg. 8pm. $15-$20. Through

The pop-up shopping fest returns

May 31. FringeArts, 140 N. Columbus Blvd. 215.413.9006. fringearts.com

9pm. $10. Plays & Players Theatre, 1714 Delancey St. playsandplayers.org

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Michael Che & Colin Jost

The Saturday Night Live “Weekend Update” hosts head to Atlantic City for a live comedy show. Che, who has been featured on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, joined SNL as a writer in 2013. Jost was a head writer before replacing Seth Myers last year. Wed., May 27, 9pm $25-$45 Harrah’s, 777 Harrah’s Blvd., Atlantic City, caesars.com STAG E

An Enemy of the People

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sion to do the right thing despite the interests of his community. The play shines a light on the thin line between whistleblower and traitor. Through May 31. Bristol Riverside Theatre, 120 Radcliffe St., Bristol. brtstage.org WALK/R UN

4th Annual Run For Our Troops 5K

CertaPro Painters partners with Homes for Our Troops for its fourth annual 5k walk/run to benefit injured veterans. Proceeds will go toward building a specially adapted home for injured Army veteran Roberto

Reyes. Sun.., May 31, 7:30am. $25. Heritage Trail, 175 E. Levering Mill Rd., Bala Cynwyd.

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The Weeknd

Abel Tesfaye, known by his stage name The Weeknd, is a Canadian R&B singer, songwriter and record producer.

The Grammy-nominated singer’s hits include “Love Me Harder,” “Often,” “Wicked Games” and “Earned It” off the top-selling Fifty Shades of Grey soundtrack. Fri., May 29, 9pm $49-$59 Borgata, 1 Borgata Way, Atlantic City, N.J. 609.317.1000. theborgata.com

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Obscura Day 2015

Explore the hidden wonders of Philadelphia with an entire day of citywide events. Obscura Day 2015 features more than 150 events in 39 states and 25 countries—including Argentina, Belgium, Greece, Ukraine and more. Celebrating the world’s most curious, bizarre and awe-inspiring places, local events include a sepulchral exploration of Laurel Hill Cemetery; behind-the-scenes tour of the Mütter Museum; and a afternoon of rare and occult books at the Athenaeum. 10am-9pm. Various locations. atlasobscura.com

Death Cast of “Siamese Twins” at The Mütter Museum (Photo by George Widman)

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photo booth, test your stomach at the wing contest, and get silly with the dunk tank and drink games. 11am.

Celebrate 30 years of spreading arts, culture and humanities with esteemed writers sharing their views and stories. There will be a panel discussion, workshop, book signings and readings by five acclaimed authors led by the executive director of NBAT, Maurice Henderson. 6pm. Big Blue Marble Books, 551 Carpenter Lane.

Varga Bar, 941 Spruce St. vargabar.com

National Black Authors Tour

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Deschutes Brewery Street Pub

Deschutes Brewery shuts down South Street for Street Pub, an outdoor drinking party featuring a 400-foot bar crafted from reclaimed wood. Sample Reserve Series rarities, Black Butte Porter, Mirror Pond Pale Ale and more. Noon. Free. Headhouse District, South and Second

sts. 541.385.8606. deschutesbrewery.com PART Y

Pasion y Arte Conservatory

Performers set the stage ablaze with interpretations of modern feminist flamenco at the 4th Annual Student Showcase. The students of this premier dance company will show off their talents to the music of singer Barbara Martinez and guitarist Andreas Arnold. 6:30pm.

$30. Mascher Co-op Space, 155 Cecil B. Moore Ave. paisonyarteflamenco.org P H IL LY BEE R WE E K

Varga’s Pints & Pin-Ups Block Party

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Art is Life Street Festival

Experience art from a new perspective or three at Roxborough’s new street fest, where three main stages will focus on different styles of art: the Culinary Arts Stage is put together by the American Culinary Federation; the Fashion & Performing Arts Stage is hosted by MergeArts; and the Visual Arts Stage is presented by Philadelphiabased mural artist Alloyius McIlwaine. Noon. Roxborough

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The Bearded Ladies

The 40th Street Summer Series presents this experimental cabaret group, which performs original content that touches on topics of sex, culture, artistic invention and gender. Today, the group mixes their popular material with a taste of their new piece, Bitter Homes and Gardens: A Botanical Hoedown. 6pm. 40th Street Field,

40th and Walnut sts. universitycity.org TALK

TEDxWalnutStWomen

TEDxWalnutStWomen is part of a network of more than 150 TEDx events around the world that will take place within 48 hours of the 2015 TEDWomen global conference. The session includes streamed talks from that conference, as well as live talks with a panel of female leaders from Philly. 11am. $35. 2401 Walnut St.

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SUNDAY, MAY 31 COMEDY

Grace Helbig, Hannah Hart and Mamrie Hart

YouTube’s funniest females head to Philly for a live comedy show. No filters, no censors, no telling what will happen. 6pm. The Troc, 1003

Arch St. 215.922.6888. thetroc.com P HI LLY BEER WEEK

East Passyunk Craft Beer Day

East Passyunk Avenue hosts a 13-hour day of tastings, pairings, meet-the-brewer events and more. Events include: Brunch with Southern Tier at POPE; outdoor grill with beer sampling at Le Virtu; and an Asian BBQ at Bing Bing Dim Sum. Various locations, East

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Cupcake Smash

Amateur and professional bakers are challenged to create delicious cupcakes for Philabundance’s 5th annual Cupcake Smash.

Sample mouth-watering treats centered around this year’s cupcake theme, brunch.

The organization hopes to raise $50,000, which will help provide 100,000 meals to those in need. 2pm. $15-$30. Liacouras Center,

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A literary pop-up cocktail event that interprets three novels through cocktails. Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle, Sylvia Plath’s The Bell Jar and Orson Welles’ adaptation of H.G. Wells’ The War of the Worlds will be explored and read as cocktails inspired by the work are created and enjoyed. 7pm. Renegade Company, 930 Sigel St. therenegadecompany.org

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The funny fest returns with a yet another fun and laughter-filled weekend of improvised shows devoted to comedic pairs. Comedy duos from all across the country and the UK are scheduled to appear, along with comedy workshops, parties and more.

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Philadelphia: Bike City?

This week’s Philadelphia International Cycling Classic is one more reason to embrace the city’s ever-growing two-wheeled culture.

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t times, it feels like Philadelphia is too rough for me. In the dead of winter, when the seemingly endless grey, cold days have worn my enthusiasm down to a mere will to survive, I wonder if I should give up, move to San Diego and teach Pilates on the beach. As a full-time cyclist, it’s especially daunting: The battered roads become tire-popping obstacle courses that, under different circumstances, might be a fun adventure—if I wasn’t in constant danger of death and dismemberment by drivers.

Because I’ve lived springtime in Philly, though, I’m able to endure. In much the same way we accept that teenagers will be angsty pimple-faced jerks for a while before they grow into awesome adults, so do we wait out our winters, reassured by memories of the glorious warm sun and blooming jizz trees. Here’s why: Come May, it’s fantastic to be a cyclist in our city.

The terrain is generally flat, laid out in an easily navigable grid, and destinations are rarely more than a 15-minute ride away. Sure, some drivers feel irrationally entitled to the entirety of the pavement, and the science of stop lights and crosswalks eludes many pedestrians, but we’re making serious headway on bikeability.

Dedicated bike lanes are up 13 percent under the Nutter administration (though still relatively rare), and with twice as much bike commuter traffic as NYC, we’re number-one among U.S. cities with populations over a million. Indego, the city’s new bike-share program, has been an overwhelming success in its first month of operation, with imminent plans for expansion. And the city 12 | Philly Weekly | May 27-June 3, 2015 | philadelphiaweekly.com

recently announced that 14 miles of new bike lanes will be installed—including, for the first time, lanes that are physically protected from car traffic. With the addition of more sharrows and restriping, we’re looking at 70 miles of improved streets in 2015.

The progress has been especially apparent for women.

Organizations like Women Bike PHL have done a great deal in making riding more accessible: Members swap advice, vent frustrations and coordinate meet ups, making the ride home from work feel more like a community experience and less like The Hunger Games. Women-only courses in urban riding basics are available for noobs who crave the freedom of biking but lack the experience to do it safely, and restorative yoga classes are offered specifically for the weary cyclist.

The good news in Philly extends to the professional level, as Union Cycliste Internationale is holding its only Women’s World Cup at this year’s Philadelphia International Cycling Classic. The Classic—also commonly known to locals as the Manayunk Bike Race—is making history by framing the women’s event as the feature competition of the day and offering equal prize money to male and female winners.

This kind of gender parity is almost unheard of in professional sports. But given that the bicycle has long been intertwined with feminist empowerment, as a tool that enabled women’s freedom physically and politically starting in the age of the suffragettes, it’s awfully satisfying to see a bike race rolling out as one of the first places where male and female athletes can truly be treated equally.

It’s not all roses: Philly still has a long way to go in making biking a viable option for everyone who wants to ride the city. Between the trolley tracks, thieves and inattentively-opened driver’s-side doors, being a cyclist in this town continues to require a degree of masochistic fortitude and daredevildom. There were 551 bike crashes in 2014, and already this year, there have been five cyclist deaths.

The Bicycle Coalition of Greater Philadelphia believes infrastructure design and enforcement are even more effective solutions than community education but points out that the most critical factor is simply increasing awareness of bikers. We’re much safer when there are more of us: Drivers are more likely to look out and become accustomed to respectfully sharing the road.

Me? I’m in it for the long haul. Aside from the cost savings over driving, biking is also a bit of activism, helping to build a more sustainable future-minded culture that uses less gas at the same time it shapes fantastic glutes.

The past winters may have worn me down, and the next one will certainly test my limits again—but I’m bolstered by faith that it’s only getting better from here. n

Philadelphia International Cycling Classic: Sun., June 7.

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Cat races, drag queens and other colorful ways to enjoy downing a cold one. By BRIAN FREEDMAN @WineUpdate

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hilly Beer Week 2015 is just a few days away: Time to start hydrating in preparation, lining your stomach with suds-absorbing carbs, and plotting out your plan of attack. With an astounding array of breweries and venues across town all showcasing their finest wares for 10 days straight, from May 29 through June 7, you’ll need a strong game plan to make the most of everything on offer. There are too many options to list here—see the full schedule at phillybeerweek.org— but here are a bunch happening between now and next Wednesday we’re particularly excited about.

Opening Tap

Fri., May 29, 6–10pm. 23rd Street Armory.

This is the official kickoff bash, and from 6–7pm, VIP ticketholders ($92) can get started an hour before general admission-goers ($46), gaining access to a buffet and a few special beers. Regardless of when you walk in, though, you’ll be treated to a mind-spinning range of brews, including the magnificently named Leuven on a Prayer, which, as the Beer Week website puts it, is a “collaboration beer with Belgian brewers Brouwerij Hof ten Dormaal and local giants Free Will.”

Root (Beer) Floats in the Courtyard Sat., May 30, 10am–3pm. Jerry’s Bar.

As a parent of two young daughters, I feel it’s my duty to include them in as many of the great activities that the city offers as I possibly can. Jerry’s Bar is offering a Saturday morning treat my wife and I will be able to enjoy on an entirely different level: Sprecher soft and hard root beers, Little Baby’s ice cream, and a donation of $2 to the Ronald McDonald House for every root beer float sold.

Smokin’ Betty’s, bringing together performers like the Goddess Isis and Sisters of Sin with an assortment of limited-release brews from breweries including Evil Genius, Flying Fish, Oskar Blues, Yards and more.

5 O’Clock Shave with Kimpton Hotels Sun., May 31, 2–5pm. Hotel Palomar

Looking for a super-manly event, but secretly weary of hipster bacon happenings? This new Beer Week offering gathers the Duke Barber Co.’s barbers alongside Barren Hill Brewery’s beer for an afternoon of straightrazor face-shaving for charity.

Vintage Dogfish Head Vol. 1 Tues., June 2, 6pm–1:30am. Fiume.

Great beer, like great wine, often has the ability to age and improve with time. This is your chance to see how the passage of the years affects some of the best brews around, with aged bottles of Chateau Jiahu, Life & Limb, Ta Henket, Sah Tea, Hellhound On My Ale and more.

Brooklyn & Kensington Quarters Fried Chicken Popup Tues., June 2, 6pm–midnight. Prohibition Taproom.

It’s fried chicken and beer. Don’t overthink, just go.

Feline 500 Race for the Catnip Tues., June 2, 6–8:30pm. Doobies Bar.

Answering the longstanding question, “Can I really help improve the lives of poor, homeless kitties by drinking beer?” with a resounding yes, the Feline 500 will see Philadelphia Brewing Co. and Commonwealth Cidery provide delicious drafts for an evening of cat racing.

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Wed., June 3, 5pm–2am. The Twisted Tail.

Philly Beer Week (which actually spans two weeks) is going to be chockfull-o’ fantastic beers, and there are many worth going out of your way to try. Allagash Midnight Brett is one of them.

This deep brown beer is part of their wild ale program and is generally in short supply. A woody brown color, it gives off aromas of red fruits and candy, with just a little bit of acidic tang in the nose. That tartness is a presence in the sip, too, which is also highlighted by light chocolate, cherries, and wood. The sourness is mild; so is the funk. But the deliciousness sure isn’t. Look for it to make special appearances at the May 29 tap takeovers at City Tap House Logan Square and Memphis Taproom, and the May 30 Allagash event at Bru Craft & Wurst.

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unwritten rules of this column for a moment by recommending you try a beer even we haven’t had the pleasure of sampling yet. We’re talking about Yards’ 20th Anniversary Sour, brewed to debut during Philly Beer Week. Here’s what we know: this ultra-limited beer has been assembled from several different wild ales, some of them aged for up to three years. Among the beers being blended into the batch are a Merlot barrel-aged version of their saison, which was dosed with Brett for added funk. Soured Brawler and others are also part of the mix.

Oh, and they’re making just 30 sixtels of it, so it will be gone FAST. It’s debuting at the Yards Kick-off at Good Dog on May 29. Don’t be surprised if it doesn’t last more than 24 hours.

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Week is an ideal time to try those big, crazy beers you don’t indulge in on an everyday basis. Well, how does a blend of six different imperial lagers aged in booze barrels sound to you? Funky Jewbelation not only combines various megalagers aged in bourbon and whiskey barrels for anywhere from three months to over a year, it then sours them with wild yeast for added insanity. Yikes! This beer is more complex than calculus. Figs, barnyard funk, sour cherries and tartness are only one part of an equation that also includes wood notes, sharp booze, and chewy caramel. The real surprise, though, is that it also includes brisk hop character.

If you want your hair blown back, attend the Schmaltz tap takeover at Barcade on May 31, where this will be featured, or try it at Pitchers Pub.

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Walker’s anniversary blends are epic examples of the art of beer blending, and they wouldn’t exist without base beers like Sucaba, Velvet Merkin, and Parabola, all of which usually make up a percentage of those annual delights.

Even on their own these are special beers—Parabola chief among them. It’s one of the best barrel-aged stouts in the country, making it a must-try for Philly Beer Week. Imagine liquefied cigars mixed together with bourbon-soaked chocolate cake, Irish coffee, vanilla, and charred wood, and you’re only just scratching the surface. It’s viscous, potent, and one of the best beers you will ever drink. It will also be part of the Coast to Coast Pool Party with Firestone and Victory at City Tap House University City on June 4, so get yourself down there and try a truly epic brew.

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the last six to nine months or so, New Jersey’s Carton has gone from a hidden gem to one of the East Coast’s most in-demand small breweries. This has been thanks in part to stunning experiments like Regular Coffee, but as HopPun proves, they can do fantastic examples of “normal” beers, too. This American pale ale has a big, foamy white head that gives off aromas of pine and grapefruit. The taste offers well-balanced bitterness, with tastes of orange candy and toasted biscuits both part of the mix. Couple that with its remarkable drinkability, and you’ve got one of your new favorite pale ales.

Amid all the craziness, Philly Beer Week will be the perfect time to try it. It will be at Prohibition Taproom, Lucky’s Last Chance and Hawthorne’s, so be sure to add it to your list.

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There are a whole bunch of snacks worth tasting on the new summer menu that Top Chef winner and Laurel owner Nick Elmi has cooked up for Morgan’s Pier as its chef in residence this year. The fancypants Japanese-skewed tater tots are memorable, as is the brightly tart tamarind coleslaw. But let’s cut to the chase: If you’re going to pop lunch or happy-hour munchies while you sit outside overlooking the Delaware, savoring that satisfyingly contradictory ambiance of fresh air, blue skies and industrial riverfront infrastructure, it’s the unique meatless hot dog you want to chow down on. A veggie sausage with long hots and scallions, it’s a welcome departure from other v-dog options around town: spicy, sparkling with mustard seeds and textured almost more like a burger than a frank—but in a good way. Seriously. Who it’s for: Young professionals getting a jump on the nightclub crowd; eaters who like a little zing; vegans with non-vegan friends and vice versa. Where to get it: Morgan’s Pier, 221 N. Columbus Blvd. morganspier.com —STEPHEN SEGAL

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Carpaccio and cocktails at Pub & Kitchen

Pub & Kitchen is a mainstay on the Foobooz Top 50 Bars list, and this year they snatched the number-one spot.

But they’re always tweaking the menu, taking risks, shaking up the cocktail list, keeping even superfans on their toes.

And this gorgeous new yellowfin tuna carpaccio is right on time for summer. Tenderized into a paper-thin sheet of perfection, it’s lifted to higher heights with avocado, ramps and smoked sea salt, which provides an essential crunchy balance. With a revamped $7 happy hour-cocktails list that transports you to the Italian coast with amaros like averno and fernet, they’re trying something new.

And they hit it on the head with the Aperol Spritz, where the bitter orange apertif gets mixed with lemon and sparkling Brut, a perfect mix of sweet, tart and refreshing.

Who it’s for: Sophisticates who love half-price oysters and possess the steely patience of enduring yuppie child screams. Where to find it: Pub & Kitchen, 1946 Lombard St. thepubandkitchen.com —BILL CHENEVERT

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Goat cheese on mussels?! What kind of blasphemous kitchen sorcery is this? may be your first thought at first sight of Red Owl Tavern’s new variation on their tender Prince Edward Island mussels—but your eyes cannot be trusted this time around. See, the seafood itself’s not what gets the boost in flavor from the chèvre Chef Jorge Chicas so smartly tosses onto each brimming bowl—it’s the broth, a smoky tomato-thickened soup punched up with spicy chorizo pieces and fresh chervil. Once the goat cheese melts into it, you’ve got yourself something so exquisite, sopping it with rustic grilled bread won’t be enough: You’ll want to pour it over your Cheerios every morning.

And if you’re drinking, enjoy ‘em with the Smoke & Barrels, a heady, faintly-sweet kick in the pants. Who it’s for: Couples who like to share dishes, compulsive dippers, fans of foods in the clam family. Where to get it: Red Owl Tavern, 433 Chestnut St. redowltavern.com —SHEENA LESTER

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Clap Your Hands Say Yeah + Teen Men May 27 at Johnny Brenda’s.

The second of two sold-out nights kicking off CYHSY’s 29-city 10th-anniversary tour, they’re playing their entire self-titled debut. johnnybrendas.com

Inside Giger’s realm

The new documentary about the legendary cinema artist shows us the real world he chose to live in. BY GENEVIEVE VALENTINE

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or an artist who wore his psychosexual quagmire on his sleeve, H. R. Giger was often treated as a mystery. When interviewers approached him—whether as the subject of a documentary, or simply to discuss his creative contributions to cinematic landmarks ranging from the seminal Alien movies to the infamously never-made Jodorowsky’s Dune—they always seemed to hope the Swiss surrealist, who died last year, would reveal some one, single seed that led to his unsettling recurring themes, his pioneering biomechanical aesthetic that merged human sexuality with cold technology. Perhaps the most comforting aspect of Dark Star: H.R. Giger’s World, the new documentary directed by Belinda Sallin over some of the last months of Giger’s life, is that she seems content not to try. Instead, she settles for occasional glimpses into his early brushes with the macabre, and otherwise maintains an air of respectful appreciation. In some ways, this film is simply a guided tour through his home, rather than his psyche. And for fans, that might be enough.

The lovingly-filmed house tours reveal an artist for whom creation is an imperative: Every corner is packed with sketches, sculptures, paintings and just the sort of ephemera you’d imagine Giger collects. The centerpiece of it all might be the backyard railroad, which looks eerily as if he’s pre-abandoned it, its miniature train track winding around a somehowZodiac fountain and past a wall of baby heads. A psychatrist’s attempts to discuss birth trauma to give context to it all is a valiant effort, though it does little but remind us that some art is best left to speak for itself.

Those hoping for insight from the man himself will be disappointed by Dark Star’s polite reserve. But for those hungry for archival footage or a look inside the citadel of his mind, this is a film that’s fond of being unsettled—which might suit its subject after all. n

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The Script + Mary Lambert + Colton Avery May 27 at Electric Factory. Last year’s No Sound Without Silence is still fueling the Irish pop rockers, who headline a night of pop without the pap. electricfactory.info Steven Wilson May 28 at Keswick Theatre. If his affecting February album Hand. Cannot. Erase. isn’t still among your routine doses of dopeness, hang up your headphones. keswicktheatre.com

Alejandro Escovedo + Tommy Conwell May 28 at Ardmore Music Hall. The guitar-wielding, rock-ripping brother amongst the powerhouse Escovedo clan shows why he’s no musical stepchild. ardmoremusic.com Death + Pure Hell + Sheer Mag May 29 at The-

atre of Living Arts. Mandatory pre-concert homework: See the 2012 documentary A Band Called Death. You don’t want to be the only soul here who hasn’t. tlaphilly.com

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30 at Festival Pier. Today’s line-up: Erykah Badu, The Weeknd, Rae Sremmurd, Hiatus Kaiyote, Bishop Nehru, Hudson Mohawke, Brianna Cash, its namesake, of course, plus others. rootspicnic.com

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Purity Ring + Braids + Born Gold May 30 at Union Transfer.

Two shows, two times: 6pm and 10pm. So far, only the latter was sold out at press time, so get moving, you procrastinator. utphilly.com Mike Pinto + Among Criminals + SensaMotion + Fear Nuttin Band May 30 at Hard Rock Cafe. Who says you can’t go home

again? Certainly not transplanted-to-Cali troub Pinto, whose acoustic tour brings him back to where it all began. hrcphillymusic.com

Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds June 3 at Merriam The-

ater. Chasing Yesterday shows that big-brother Gallagher’s post-Oasis debut with this searing band was no fluke. merriamtheater.com

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Call an ace an ace?

Yes, you can decide you’re asexual at 50.

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ou often mention asexual people. I believe I may be one. I’m a 51-year-old woman. I’ve been separated from my opposite-sex partner for nearly nine years. I’ve been approached by a variety of men, each one interested in becoming “more than friends.” I haunt Craigslist’s “platonic m4w” section, but each time I reach out to someone, he turns out to want a FWB or NSA relationship. It’s frustrating! That part of my life—the sex part—is really and truly over! I had many sex partners for many years, I had a good run, and now I’m done. When I find someone attractive, I admire them in a nonsexual way. But I do masturbate.

Not often. I can go two or three weeks without needing (or thinking about) release. When I do masturbate, it’s more of a “stretching activity” than a passionate requirement. Do true asexuals masturbate? Am I correct in identifying as asexual instead of heterosexual? Or am I a straight person who has simply retired from the field? —No Need For Sex “There’s some handy-dandy research on this topic,” said David Jay, founder of the Asexual Visibility and Education Network (AVEN).

Jay is the world’s most prominent asexuality activist and widely acknowledged as the founder of the asexuality movement.

Researchers at the University of British Columbia studied the masturbatory habits of asexual individuals and compared them to the masturbatory habits of people with low sexual desire (“Sexual Fantasy and Masturbation Among Asexual Individuals,” Morag A. Yule, Lori A. Brotto, and Boris B. Gorzalka, the Canadian Journal of Human Sexuality). “[They found that] the majority of asexual people (about 56 percent) masturbate on at least a monthly basis,” said Jay, compared to 75 percent of individuals with low sexual desire. “For a sizable chunk of us, this is about a sense of physical release rather than about sexual fantasy. Masturbation and partnered sex are very different things, and desiring one doesn’t mean that we automatically desire the other.”

So, NNFS, the fact that you masturbate occasionally—as a “stretching activity” (ouch?)—doesn’t disqualify you from identifying as asexual. And while the fact that you were sexually active for many years, presumably happily, and always with men could mean you’re a straight lady with low to no sexual desire, you’re nevertheless free to embrace the asexual label if it works for you.

“If you’re not drawn to be sexual with anyone, then you have a lot in common with a lot of people in the asexual community,” said Jay. “That being said, there’s no such thing as a ‘true’ asexual. If the word seems useful, use it. At the end of the day, what matters is how well we understand ourselves, not how well

we match some Platonic ideal of our sexual orientation, and words like ‘asexual’ are just tools to help us understand ourselves.”

All those crazy labels—bi, gay, lesbian, straight, pansexual, asexual, etc.—are there to help us communicate who we are and what we want. Once upon a time, NNFS, you wanted heterosexual sex, you had heterosexual sex, and you identified as heterosexual. That label was correct for you then. If the asexual label is a better fit for you now, if it more accurately communicates who you are (now) and what you want (now), you have none other than David Jay’s permission to use it.

“I also feel NNFS’s pain about Craigslist ‘strictly platonic’ ads,” said Jay. “But I’ve found there are plenty of people out there who are interested in hanging out if I simultaneously say ‘no’ to sex and ‘yes’ to an emotional connection. I wish NNFS the best of luck in finding some.”

Follow AVEN on Twitter at @asexuality.

Jay recommends The Invisible Orientation

by Julie Decker to people who want to learn more about asexuality. And Asexual Outreach is currently raising funds via Indiegogo to help finance the first North American Asexuality Conference in Toronto this June and other outreach programs: indiegogo. com/projects/asexual-outreach.

There’s this guy I stopped dating a few months ago, but we’ve remained friends. When we were still dating, he once wore a thong when we were having sex. He called it his “sexy underwear.” He said he wore it only if he really liked a woman. He also told me he tried using a vibrator and fingers in his ass and really enjoyed it. I wasn’t bothered, but I am curious to know if straight guys really wear thongs and enjoy having their asses played with. Could he be a gay? —What’s He Attracted To? That guy could be a gay, WHAT, but any guy could be a gay. There are, however, lots of straight guys out there who dig sexy underwear—and some mistakenly believe thongs qualify. There are also lots of straight guys out there who like having their asses played with—and some are secure enough in their heterosexuality to share that fact with the women in their lives. n

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Ainslie Street, EastSt. FallsRittenhouse Sq. 1830 Addison 1489 Russell Road, Paoli $349K Sq. 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse $525,000 Renovated, Central Air;End Finished LL $399K 2nd FloorRenovatedTownhome, 2 Bed/1 Bath ForPenn Rent $1,300/Month 3 Bd/2 RenovatedTownhome, $525,000 $525,000 3 Bd/2 Ba; Bed/3.1Ba; Bath;RenovatedTownhome, 4431 sqft Colonial $894,000 34Bd/2 1245 Hollow Rd., Valley 3 Bed/1 Bath; 1056Ba; sqft Unit $215,000 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse 1830 Addison St.Line Rittenhouse Sq. $525,000 103 W Rock Hill Road, Bala Cynwyd Sq. $525,000 $525,000 2005 County#301 Road, Villanova 1322-24 E Hewson Street, Fishtown Sq. 190 Presidential - The Corinthian 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 1830 Addison 4BD/4.1Ba 1727 Fitzwater St.,St. #ARittenhouse - Graduate Hospital 3 4Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 1830 Addison St.Contemporary Sq. 3 Bd/2 Ba;Baths; RenovatedTownhome, 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. Bed/3.1 Bath; 2961 sqRittenhouse ft Split Level $634,500 5 Bed/3.2 2,576 sqft Colonial $639,390 3 Bed/1.1 Bath; 1700 sq ft End Unit $359,000 3$525,000 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 3BD/3.1BA, 2700 Sq.Ft Balcony 518Ba; S Bowman Avenue, Merion Station 5,620 Sq.Ft. $1,500,000 2BD/1.1BA Townhouse $350K 3$525,000 Bd/2 RenovatedTownhome, 1750 Terrace 5E,w/ Penn Valley 3$525,000 Bd/2 Ba;Oakwood RenovatedTownhome, 4 Bed/3.1 Bath; 3430 sq ft Colonial $769,000 1238 Callowhill Street #405, Loft District $525,000 2 Bed/2 Bath; 1299 sqft Unitor $749K $525,000 $525,000 Updated; For Rent $4,700/month 1830 Addison St. Sq. 3508 Hamilton Street - Powelton Village 1 Bed/1 Bath; 1,315 sq ftRittenhouse Condo $269,000 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. For Rent $1,850/month 300 Lawrence Road, Broomall 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 1919Addison Walnut Street, Square 1830 St.Rittenhouse Rittenhouse Sq. 710RenovatedTownhome, Preston Bryn Mawr Sq. 4BD/3.1BA; 3,300 Sq. Ft. REDUCED $635k 31348 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 3 Bd/2Addison Ba; 3 Bed/3 Bath Ranch with Pool $389,000 1830 St. Ave, Rittenhouse Bobarn Drive, Penn Valley 2636 Chestnut Street, Ardmore 7,000 sqft Offi ce Building For Rent $16,500/month 3 bed 2.1 bath rehabbed twin. $349,000 3$525,000 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 200RenovatedTownhome, Simpson Road, Ardmore 3$525,000 Bd/2 Ba; 3$525,000 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 5BD/4.1BA, 5588 Contemporary 1333 South Street - Washington Square West 139 Ebenezer Avenue, Bala Cynwyd 3BD/1.1BA Twin w/ Attached Garage Commercial (Office +2 Apartments) $399,000 1412 South Street, Washington Square $525,000 $525,000 $525,000 3 Bed/ 3 1,280 Bath; 1329 sqft Colonial $250,000 1830 Addison St. for Rittenhouse Sq. Duplex w/ Parking; Separate Utilities $499K Commercial Space Rent $5,000/month or Sq. $199,900 1830 Addison St..89 Rittenhouse Sq. 2-3Presidential Car Garage; Acres $879K 1830 Addison St.Ft Rittenhouse Sq. 191 Blvd R903, Bala Cynwyd 1111 Penshurst Lane, Penn Valley Sale $825,000 3 Bd/2 Ba;For RenovatedTownhome, 13Bed/1 Bath; 971RenovatedTownhome, sqft Condo…For Rent $1,650/month Bd/2 Ba; 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, -- OAK HILL PENN -- $1,099,000 6 Bed/4.1 Bath; 4399 sq ft CapeVALLEY with pool 1501 S.Cleveland 12th Street -South Passyunk Square 2700 St., Philadelphia $525,000 243 Crosshill Road, Wynnewood $525,000 $525,000 431 Montgomery Avenue, Merion Station 336 David Drive, Havertown

FEATURED PROPERTY

RITTENHOUSE SQUARE 3 BEDROOM TOWNHOUSE CENTER CITY NORTHERN IN THE Duplex LIBERTIES GREENFIELD CATCHMENT Walkers Paradise! $379,000 $485,000 1 Bedroom 1 Bath MLS 5897864 MLS# 6559843 $269,900 CENTER CITY

Rittenhouse Square • Rooftop Pool • Fitness Center • Valet Parking • 24 Hr Security • 24 Hr Maintenance

3 Bed/2.1 Bath: 2049 sqft Colonial $475,000 151 Sheldon Lane, Ardmore 4BD/2.1BA Split in Paddock Farms 3 Bed/1 Bath; 1,008 sq ft Twin $175,000

$242,500 $259,900 UNDER CONTRACT MLS 5790241 MLS 5790241 BELLA VISTA NEW CONSTRUCTION 4 BEDROOMS, 3.5 BATHS $799,000 FEATURED MLS# 6569059 marissa@ewrhomes.com The Residences at PROPERTY

Oakwood #8K 6 Bed/ 1750 4.2 Bath; 5500 sqftTer Colonial $999,000 - The Estates 1546 Mallard Lane, Chester Springs 5.10 acres lot w/stream $125,000 2Bd/2BA; 1,247 Sq. Ft. $249K

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3Commercial Bed/1 Bath; 1184and sq ft4End Unit $249,000 Space Apartments $559K 3727 Baring Street, Powelton Village

Historical Church Rent-for $4,500/month or 812 S. 19th Street Graduate Hospital For Sale $895,000 Great Investment 4BD/1.1 BA $349K

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