Philly Weekly 3-2-2016

3.3.16 – 3.9.16

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The young, widowed Countess Madeleine is torn between two suitors, the poet Olivier and the composer Flamand, both of whom vie for her hand in marriage. Produced by the Curtis Institute of Music and presented in association with Opera Philadelphia and the Kimmel Center for the Performing Arts. Through

12 FOOD TRUCkS Where to find your faves

14 SPRInG GUIDE What to do this season

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March 6. Kimmel Center, 300 S. Broad St. operaphila.org

“Smoke” at Theater Exile

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Academy of vocal Arts Concert

Coheed & Cambria

28 SAvAGE LOvE Four word limit

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ART

International Pop

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op art isn’t just Campbell Soup cans or oversized comics. The Philadelphia Museum of Art’s latest exhibit—International POP—is a colorful and thought-provoking showcase of the bold imagery that chronicles Pop art’s emergence as an international movement.

Pop Art emerged as an art form after World War II, initially in Britain and the United States in the mid to late 1950s. After not too long, it became an international sensation, defining a period of social, political and cultural changes. The artform takes everyday things, like soda bottles and magazine clippings, and turns them into art masterpieces. Pieces are often full of bright colors and political and/or social messages.

The exhibit features 150 paintings, sculptures, prints, collages and films by more than 80 artists from more than a dozen countries around the world. At the beginning of the exhibit, there is an eye-catching infographic that explains the different types of pieces that originated from each country.

Focusing on work made from 1956 to 1972, the exhibit features the work of popular artists,

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including Andy Warhol, Gerhard Richter, Roy Lichtenstein, Marisol, and Ushio Shinohara, as well as some lesser-known Pop artists.

“This is the first exhibition (in the world) to really showcase the phenomenon of international pop (art),” says Timothy Rub, the George D. Widener Director and CEO of the PMA. He hopes that the exhibition will resonate with the younger generation.

To coincide with the exhibit, the PMA offers a variety of talks, panels and events. There will be several Pop Salons, a series of intimate conversations about all things Pop Art with some of the featured artists and exhibition curators.

They will speak about the changing attitudes toward art, media, mass culture, and politics. As an added bonus, nationally renowned radio and podcast host, Ben Vaughn, has created a Spotify playlist of music from all over the world to be downloaded and listened to during the exhibition. —ABIGAIL DUREY

Through May 15. Philadelphia Museum of Art, 2600 Benjamin Franklin Pkwy. philamuseum.org

Soprano Alexandra Nowakowski and Tenor Matthew White, with Luke Housner on piano, will perform arias and duets from classic Broadway productions and opera favorites. 6:30pm. Free. Philadel-

phia City Institute Library, 1905 Locust St. avaopera.org

THURSDAY, MARCH 3 DRI nk

Beer Tasting with Woman-Owned Breweries

Have a drink and chat with Philadelphia’s female brewers.

The panel includes Erin Wallace, founder of Barren Hill Brewery; Carol Stoudt, founder and owner of Stoudts Brewery; Nancy Rigberg, owner of Home Sweet Home Brew; and Christina Burris, brewer and operations manager at Saint Benjamin Brewing Company. 6pm. Free.

New Century Trust, 1307 Locust St. newcenturytrust.org AUTHOR

Daniel Clowes

Academy Award-nominated screenwriter Daniel Clowes is also the winner of multiple Harvey, Ignatz, and Eisner awards for his alternative comic “Eightball.” Clowes is also the creator of the cult comic classic “Ghost World,” which was adapted into a feature film. Tonight, the bonafide cult hero discusses his latest, a mind-bending graphic novel and science fiction love story. 7:30pm. Free.

Central Library, 1901 Vine St. 215.686.5322. freelibrary.org

The New CiBo offers a modern Italian menu with signature meats, seafoods, Italian cuisine and world class and Modern pasta dishes as well as rotating specials.

Ourlive bar entertainment features a wide selection of the finest wines, draft beers and cocktails. There is no better place to come and immerse yourself in nostalgic music and food.

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Friday, March 4

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live and work in Pennsylvania, and is presented in audio interviews conducted by volunteers and images by photographer JJ Tiziou. Through May 6. Philadel-

Founded by Arthur Mitchell and Karel Shook, Dance Theatre of Harlem is a leading dance company of AfricanAmerican and racially diverse artists.

Now in its fourth decade, the company has expanded into a multi-cultural dance institution that provides opportunities to community youth interested in the performing arts. The 14 racially diverse artists who make up the company perform traditional classics along with cutting edge contemporary works that carry a message of empowerment. 7:30pm.

phia City Hall, 1401 John F. Kennedy Blvd.

215.686.9912

Through March 5. Annenberg Center for Performing Arts, University of Pennsylvania 3680 Walnut Street. annenbergcenter.org

Mt. Airy Ave. mtairyartgarage.org

dance Theatre of harlem

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Penn’s Landing Wine Festival

Hilton Philadelphia hosts the first annual Penn’s Landing Wine Festival, a pairing series featuring a four-course menu crafted by Chef Gilfesis and a visiting winery. Tonight’s inaugural event will spotlight Elk Cove Vineyards, a family-owned and operated winery with six vineyard sites spanning over 350 planted acres in Oregon. 7pm. $95.

Hilton Philadelphia, 201 S. Columbus Blvd. hiltonpennslanding.com rEcEPTiON

here. Stories from Selinsgrove center and Kencrest Services

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EXhiBiT

No Longer anonymous

In celebration of Women’s History Month, a series of panels, writing circles and live concerts will be presented at the Mt. Airy Garage. Titled, “No Longer Anonymous,” the event will showcase leading fiber artists, including Sara Allen, Cindy Friedman, Carol Whisker and more. 6pm. Free. Mt. Airy Garage, 11 W.

BENEFiT

a Philly Tribute to david Bowie

Commemorate the musical works of David Bowie as Philly artists come together to pay tribute to the music legend. Local artists will perform renditions of his most classic songs. Performers include Ginger Cole, Johnny Showcase, Curtis Cooper and more. 8:30pm. $12-$15. Hard

Rock Cafe, 1113-31 Market St. xpn.org STaGE

The Seafarer

The Old Academy Players present their 500th production, The Seafarer, a Tony and Olivier award nominated play by contemporary Irish playwright Conor McPherson. The piece is a chilling black comedy about the sea, Ireland, and a mysterious stranger. Directed by Christopher Wunder and produced by Tiffany Brink. 8pm. $15. Through March 20. Old

Academy Players, 3540 Indian Queen Lane. oldacademyplayers.org

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Paleopalooza

The annual festival of fossils features dozens of activities and prehistoric fun. Make cretaceous crafts, take a guided tour of Dinosaur Hall, create a dino puppet, hunt for fossils and more during the two-day fest. March 5-6. Acad-

emy of Natural Sciences, 1900 Benjamin Franklin Parkway, 215.299.1000. ansp.org DA ncE

Philadelphia Youth Dance Fest

More than 10 different dance companies from Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and Delaware come together for a weekend of master classes. Dancers between the ages of 13-18 will be given the opportunity to learn from their peers, unite through dance, and gain a sense of community. 7:30pm. $22. The Art Bank at the University of the

Arts, Broad and South St. phillyyouthdancefest.com EXPO

Philadelphia Flower Show

This year’s theme for the annual Flower Show is “Explore America,” taking guests through acres of displays inspired by iconic parks like Acadia, Yellowstone, and more.

Attendees are invited to take a self guided tour through the displays and learn about the natural, historical, and cultural beauty of America’s parks. Through March 13.

$15-$27. Pennsylvania Convention Center, 12th and Arch St. theflowershow.com BE nEFIT

Dancing for Our Future Stars 2016

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number of Philadelphia celebrities including former NFL Quarterback AJ Feeley and FOX29’s Quincy Harris will compete in this year’s charity event that supports area youth. Proceeds will go to the nearly 5,000 children who attend the Independence Mission Schools. 6pm. $200.

The Crystal Tea Room at The Wanamaker Building, 100 Penn Sq. E. dance4ims.com STAGE

Liberty city radio Theatre

Society Hill Playhouse will host its final curtain call with the world premiere of Liberty City Radio Theatre. The show will be filled with crime, romance, screwball comedy, and noir. Don’t miss the Playhouse’s last show before its doors close for the last time. 9pm. $15-$20. Society Hill

Playhouse, 507 S. 8th Street. societyhillplayhouse.com EVE nT

Yarn Along

Knitter and crocheters have the chance to stitch an original piece for the upcoming exhibit, “Wrapped Up: Yarnbombing at the Morris Arboretum.” The piece will adorn one of the Arboretum’s trees or sculptures. 1pm-4pm. Free-

$17. Morris Arboretum of the University of Pennsylvania, 100 E. Northwestern Ave. morrisarboretum.org EVE nT

Art + Feminism Wikipedia Edit-a-Thon

Join the Philadelphia Museum of Art for a communal updating of Wikipedia entries on topics related to art and feminism. The Chemical Heritage Foundation’s Wikipedian in residence, Mary Mark Ockerbloom, will teach an intro to Wikipedia. Bring your laptop, power cord, and ideas for entries that need updating or creation. 1pm. Free.

Museum of Art, 2600 Ben Franklin Pkwy. philamuseum.org

STAGE

Too Much Sun

After a meltdown on stage, actress Audrey Langham decides to take a break from acting to spend time with her neglected family at their summer house on Cape Cod. Comedy and drama ensues as secrets are revealed and the family gets real. Through

March 27. $25. Walnut Street Theater, Studio 5, 825 Walnut Steet. isisperforms.com STAGE

Pennsylvania Ballet: Don Quixote

The classic comedy, features fancy footwork and authentic Spanish flavored dance. Based on Cervantes’ classic novel, the ballet follows the eccentric Don Quixote in his search for the ideal woman. 7:30pm. Academy of Music,

240 S. Broad St. paballet.org MuSI c

Philly POPS: The Music of Billy Joel

The Philly POPS along with guest vocalist Michael Cavanaugh—who was handpicked

by Billy Joel to play the lead in the Broadway musical “Movin’ Out”—perform the hits of the legendary musician. The performance will include classic hits like “Scenes From an Italian Restaurant,” “Only the Good Die Young,” and “Just the Way You Are” along with hits from artists who directly influenced Joel. 3pm. $35-$135. Kimmel Center,

300 S. Broad St. kimmelcenter.org

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- New York Daily News

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Scratch Night

Various elements of entertainment come to life in this multifaceted show that features dance, theater, performance art and more. Scratch Night, hosted by FringeArts, will show off some of Philly’s emerging modern artists as they present never before seen performances. This month’s lineup includes “Ten Years Gone” by Pamela Hetherington + Murmuration; “Sock Piece” by Mira Treatman and Irina Varina; “Cockatrice” by Bradley Wrenn and more. 7pm. Free. FringeArts, 140 N Columbus Boulevard. fringearts.com

PERFORMANCE

Philly Artists Exchange 2016

Philly Asian Performing Artists (PAPA)—a collective of theater artists working to strengthen the presence of Asian-Americans in the community—will work on monologues and scenes pulled from classic Asian-American plays. At the end of the two-day workshop, the work will be presented at a community potluck on March 7. 6pm. Free. Asian Arts Initiative,

1219 Vine St. asianartsinitiative.org

TUESdAy, MARCh 8 AUThOR

darryl Pinckney and Margo Jefferson

theethanstrange Two writers trapped overnight in a B&B quickly discover passionate yearning - but is their attraction driven by love, passion, or opportunity?

Novelist, playwright and essayist Darryl Pinckney’s semi-autobiography “High Cotton” talks about growing up black in the 1960s. Pulitzer Prize-winning theater and book reviewer Margo Jefferson’s “Negroland” explores the author’s upbringing and education as part of an a upper-middle-class black family in Chicago. 7:30pm. Free. Central Library,

1901 Vine St. freelibrary.org GAMES

B.y.O. Quizzo With Johnny Goodtimes

Bring your favorite beer or wine and show off your trivia skills with Quizzo master host Johnny Goodtimes. The winning team will take home $100. 7:30pm. The Market & Shops

at Comcast Center, 1701 John F. Kennedy Blvd. johnnygoodtimes.com

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dANCE

dance Affiliates: Limon dance Company

Celebrating its 70th anniversary, The Limon Dance Company performs founder José Limón classics and new works by current choreographers. Tonight’s performance will include Limón masterworks, including “The Moor’s Pavane,” and a revival of “The Winged,” which was originally created and performed in silence. Through March 13. $37-$57. Prince

Theater, 1412 Chestnut St. princetheater.org STAGE

The Women

Take an in-depth look at marriage in this satirical play by Clare Boothe Luce. Manhattan socialites are hilariously critiqued and exposed as the deception of the haughty rich is revealed. 8pm. $12-$35. Through March 20. Latvian Society, 531 N. 7th St. egopo.org 10 | Philly Weekly | March 3 - 9, 2016 | phillyweekly.com

experience the marina way Tribute bands from your favorite eras!

FREE ADMISSION • ThE ShOwROOM • 9PM

march 4 WHAM BAM BOWIE BAND (David Bowie)

march 11

EAGLEMANIA (The Eagles)

march 18 LONG LIVE THE BEATLES (The Beatles)

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FOOD & DRINK | BY ANASTASIA BARBALIOS

Food Truck Roll Call SeoulFull Philly Follow: @SeoulFullPhilly Cuisine: American comfort food with a Korean twist Locations: 33rd and Arch; possible expansion to Temple University Hospital Signature dish: Classic Korean BBQ marinated steak and kimchi wit onions and whiz.

Fun Fact: 2015 Vendy Awards Rookie of the Year

Cow and the Curd Follow: @cowandthecurd Cuisine: Midwest flavor, finding ways to yum-a-fy cheese curds Location: Franklin Square Signature dish: Fried cheese curds with dipping sauces

Foolish Waffles Follow: @foolishwaffles Cuisine: Whimsical waffles Location: Love Park,

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is the season… to get outdoors and visit your favorite food trucks as they finally come out of winter hibernation and start serving up delicious lunch favorites. The yummy cupcakes you see on our cover can be found at the Sweetbox Truck owned

by Gretchen Fantini or at her equally sweet brick and mortar shop at 13th and Pine Streets. We chatted up the baking beauty to find out all about her delicious treats and where to find her this season.

Are there any new flavors/products you are working on for the spring?

I am always evolving and trying out new flavor combinations, pushing the limits on flavors and textures. The flavor list is endless. I really like collaborating with local companies and especially Yard’s Brewery in particular.

I recently nabbed a few jars of Soom tahini and will be working on something with that. Mother’s Day we are working on a new gift box and designs. You’ll have to wait and see.

How many cupcakes do you typically bake each day?

It varies depending on the season and holidays. Roughly 500 to 1,000. We bake constantly throughout the day to always keep it fresh.

What are the most popular flavors?

Strawberries & champagne, Yards Brawler toffee crunch, birthday cake, chocolate peanut butter, peach cobbler, raspberry spodee red velvet, brown sugar cookie dough... just to name a few.

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What do you sell besides cupcakes?

Cakes. All of your favorite cupcake flavors can be turned into a cake. We sell lots of cookie dough brownies cake jars, lemon bars, funfetti sugar cookies, banana pudding, ricotta cookies, pound cake. The baked goods’ menu changes daily.

Where did you get your recipes from?

Some I “stole” from my mom and added my own modern twist. I love cake so after years of reading and baking at home, I just get how cake works. It’s kind of you either get it or you don’t. I can’t cook, but I can bake my ass off.

Where can we find the Sweetbox truck this season?

The Food Trust Night Markets, the Oval, Swarthmore Truckathon, Manayunk StrEAT Festival and more. I post on all social media where you can find her. You can also book the truck for your private party, wedding, graduation or corporate luncheon.

What are the advantages/disadvantages of having an actual store? Any plans to expand/offer different products?

The advantage is I can bake more now that I have my own space which I love. Business has been really great so it is getting trickier to split my time up into running the truck and the store. I need to clone myself. They both need my full attention. I recently launched our (cup) cake jars which are great for an on the go sweet craving and for client gifts, weddings and showers. n

Chestnut Hill farmers market Signature dish: Pork Belly Banh Mi Waffle

Signature dish: Pork fritters that use slow-braised pork, with pistachio, capers, whole grain mustard and a Hoisin Sriracha dipping sauce.

Taco Mondo Follow: @TacoMondo Cuisine: Mexican Location: 33rd and Arch Signature dish: Chorizo tacos

Mac Mart Follow: @MacMartTruck Cuisine: Mac & Cheese Locations: Drexel: 33rd and Arch; Temple: North 13th Street

Signature dish: Marts Mac, the original seven cheese M&C topped with a Parmesan panko crunch.

Samosa Deb Follow: @samosadeb1 Cuisine: Indian Location: 33rd and Arch; 9th and Catherine

Signature dish: Chicken

Undrgrnd Donuts

Tikka quesadilla and homemade tamarind chutney

Follow: @UndrgrndDonuts Cuisine: Specialty dough-

Pbon’s Fresh Phood

nuts

Location: Love Park Signature dish: The “420.”

What’s in it? Whatever they got apparently. The key to this doughnut lies in its message to “chill.”

Pie-stand Follow: @PieStand314 Cuisine: Classic All-Philadelphian Pie Location: Fishtown; West Girard Ave Signature dish: Classic Apple Pie

Oink and Moo Follow: @OINKandMOObbq

Cuisine: BBQ food Location: All over Signature dish: Brisket or Pulled Pork Sliders

Local 215 Follow: @Local215 Cuisine: Homegrown locally-sourced American cuisine Location: Love Park, Yards Brewing Company

Follow: @pbonsfreshphood Cuisine: Sandwich truck employing unique Philly pretzel buns Location: 1511 Pine Street Signature dish: Philly Melts, with choice of Maryland crabmeat, Taylor Pork Roll, spicy sausage, beef or chicken steak and cheese on a pretzel roll

Tot cart Follow: @TheTotCart Cuisine: Tater tots in all shapes and sizes Location: Temple university, 13th & Montgomery Signature dish: Drunk tots with beer cheese

Curbside Creamery Follow: @curbsidephilly Cuisine: Premium Ice cream straight from Lancaster Location: Various spring events Signature dish: Ice cream cookie-wiches, better than those you had as a kid.

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Get Out!

Fests & outdoor fun March Crafts with a Kick Relax and wind down with the backdrop of the Magic Gardens to get the creative juices flowing at this adult crafting party, complete with complimentary wine, light snacks, and exclusive tours of parts of the Garden not usually open to the public. March 11. 6pm or 8pm. $20-$55.

Philadelphia Magic Gardens, 1020 South St. phillymagicgardens.org

Sugarloaf Crafts Festival Expect fresh, homemade food, handmade crafts, live music, demonstrations and more when the 30-year-old craft fair touches down in Philadelphia. March 18-20. 106pm. $8-$28. Greater Philadelphia Expo Center, 100 Station Ave, Oaks, PA. sugarloafcrafts.com

Spring Celebration Join the Please Touch Museum as they ring in the season with a weekend of family-friendly activities like storytime, kite-making and a live performance from kid-friendly rock band The Plants. March 19-20.

Please Touch Museum, Fairmount Park, 4231 Avenue of the Republic. pleasetouchmuseum.org

Easter Family Fun Day

Kat Wiedenmann is a Starr Restaurant employee with a punky style but hippy attitude.

She’s a dedicated vegetarian, creativity fiend and self-described old soul with new ideas.

Bookings: heartskathearts@yahoo.com (Photo by Yuxuan (Jessica) Jia, IG: bravegirlj, @bravegirlj, jessicajia.com) Read about those delicious cupcakes on p. 12.

Learn about Swedish Easter traditions in a day full of fun for the whole family with activities including face painting and an “Easter witch dress up.” March 20. 2pm. $8.

American Swedish Museum, 1900 Pattison Ave. americanswedish.org

Stenton’s Annual Easter Egg Hunt

Spring Guide Art & Theater, Concerts & Festivals, Food, Film, and Fashion: Rejoice Philly, Spring is almost here! Abandon your TV binging, bust out those sandals and go outside!

Join Stenton House, one of the most authentic house museums in the city, for their annual Easter Egg Hunt including crafts, games and natural egg dyeing. March 26.

1pm. Free. Stenton, 4601 North 18th Street. stenton.org

Philly Rabbit Run 5k

Don some bunny ears and run all 42 acres of the nation’s oldest zoo in a fundraiser for Parkinson’s research. When you’re done running, wind down at the post-party with music by local band Scarlett Sometime, and meet the guys from AMP 96.5. March 26. 8am. $40-$45. Philadelphia Zoo, 3400 W Girard Ave. shakeitoff4pd.org

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St. Patrick’s Day Wine Fest PA Wineries providing Hundreds of Wine Selections for Unlimited Sampling, plus 20 Exhibits including, Music, Chocolates, and of Course, Wine!

March 12, 2016- March 13, 2016 11:00 AM - 8:00 PM Greater Philadelphia Expo Center 100 Station Avenue • Oaks, PA 19456

$20/One Ticket or $35/Two Tickets All Tickets are $25/Door (All Sessions) For more information or to buy tickets:

412-405-9682 www.winefestpa.com

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Spring Guide OUTDOOR Wrapped Up: Yarnbombing at the Morris Arboretum Meet fiber artist Melissa Haims, the creator of “Wrapped Up,” a new exhibit debuting at the Arboretum. March 26.

1-3pm. Free with admission. Morris Arboretum, 100 E. Northwestern Avenue. business-service.upen.edu

Kensington Kinetic Sculpture Derby (Photo by J. Fusco for Visit Philadelphia)

Spring Blooms @ Longwood Gardens Dogwood, wisteria, azaleas, and more than 240,000 tulips are the stars of the show at Longwood Gardens annual seasonal display. April 2-June 3. $10. Longwood Gardens, 1001 Longwood Road. longwoodgardens.org

200th Anniversary of Mother Bethel AME Church The historic church celebrates its 200th birthday this year with events including a gospel concert and a theater luncheon. April 7-10. 2016generalconference.org

9th Annual Spring Philly Cleanup Spring-cleaning isn’t just for your closets on this day dedicated to making the streets of Philadelphia as beautiful and charming as the city itself. April 9. 9am-2pm. Free. Various locations. philadelphiastreets.com

Life in Color Get ready to paint the town red—literally—as the Life in Color festival touches down in Philly. April 9. 5pm. $70-$80.

Festival Pier, 601 N. Columbus Blvd. lifeincolor.com

20th Anniversary of the Walk Against Hunger Walk to end hunger in our region in the 20th anniversary of the event that has donated thousands of dollars to local food pantries, soup kitchens, and organizations like Philabundance. April 9. 8am-Noon. Free. Philadelphia Museum of Art, 2600 Benjamin Franklin Parkway. hungercoalition.org

Manayunk StrEAT Food Festival

States. Enjoy crafts, performances, food and everything the park has to offer, all against the backdrop of beautiful Chinese lights. April 22-June 12. 6-10pm. Franklin Square, 200 6th St. historicphiladelphia.org

PIFA Street Fair The grand finale of the annual Philadelphia International Festival of the Arts never disappoints with live performances and vendors spanning over nine blocks of Broad Street.

April 23. All day. Free. Broad Street. pifa.org

Stroll along Main Street and taste the delicious dishes of more than 50 food trucks offering everything from savory BBQ to decadent desserts. The fest is also the official kickoff to Manayunk Restaurant Week. April 10. 11am. Main Street, Manayunk. manayunk.com

Namas Day Yoga Celebration

Subaru Cherry Blossom Festival

For Pete’s Sake Walk

Enjoy all the splendor of Japan without leaving the comfort of Philly with the Subaru Cherry Blossom festival. This year includes a silent auction, martial arts demonstration, ikebana flower arranging and an exclusive restaurant week.

April 11-17. $10- $120. Various locations. subarucherryblossom.org

Philadelphia Love Run Half Marathon A two day kickoff party with beer and live music are just some of the many benefits to joining the 3rd annual Philadelphia Love Run, which in just two seasons has donated more than $100,000 to community organizations. This year, all proceeds are going to the Fairmount Park Conservancy. April 10. 8am-noon. $96 -$135. Philadelphia Museum of Art, Eakins Oval, 2600 Benjamin Franklin Parkway. cgiracing.com/theloverun

Philly Science Festival Get nerdy at this year’s 6th annual Philly Science Festival, a nine-day celebration of all things STEM. April 22-30. 222 N. 20th St. philasciencefestival.org

Chinese Lantern Festival in Franklin Square Franklin Square kicks off its 10th year with a Chinese Lantern festival—the first of its kind in the Northeastern United

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Relax your mind and body after the long work week with a day of yoga seminars and tranquil music sure to get your chakras in order. April 23. 7:15am-6:30pm. WHYY Building at Independence Mall, 150 N. 6th St. namasdayphilly.com

Hang out on the ball field, participate in some cool activities, enjoy yummy snacks, and most importantly, raise money to help people take a break from cancer. The team that raises the most money gets to dance with the Philly Phanatic. April 24. 10am-12:30pm. $10-$30. Citizens Bank Park, 1 Citizens Bank Way. takeabreakfromcancer.org

International Orchid Show and Sale Enjoy tours with the experts from the Southeastern Pennsylvania Orchid Society, snacks in the dinosaur room, tours of the Academy’s botany collection and buy some flowers at this annual event. April 24-26. 10am-6pm. Free with admission. Academy of Natural Sciences, 1900 Benjamin Franklin Parkway. ansp.org

Philly Tech Week The 6th annual event dedicated to the tech nerd in all of us opens up with its famous kickoff party in Dilworth Park, featuring a live arcade. April 28-May 7. Various locations. visitphilly.com

Philly Black Pride Started by the COLOURS Organization, Philly Black Pride is a four-day festival created by and for queer people of color.

April 28-May 1. Various locations. phillyblackpride.org

Penn Relays The first and oldest relay meet of its kind, the Philly tradition comes back to captivate with over 22,000 runners and one race every five minutes on the brand new Franklin Field. April 28-30. All day. $66-$108. Franklin Field at University of Pennsylvania, 235 S. 33rd St. thepennrelays.com

Pearl Street Spring Opening Ring in the spring season with Asian Arts Initiative’s annual Pearl Street festival featuring art, music, food and more.

April 30. 11am-2pm. Free. Asian Arts Initiative, 1219 Vine St. asianartsinitiative.org

Go West Craft Fest The spring edition of the seasonal craft fest returns with acrobatic performances, live music, and more than 80 local vendors. April 30. Free. The Woodlands, 40th St. and Woodland Ave. gowestcraftfest.blogspot

Walk MS Join the National MS Society in their walk to fight the effects of multiple sclerosis. It’ll be a full day of fun with refreshments, face painting, and live music. April 30. 7am.

Philadelphia Museum of Art, 2600 Benjamin Franklin Parkway. main.nationalmssociety.org.

37th Annual Broad St. Run Join the largest 10-mile race in the country as they embark on their 37th year taking over Broad Street. May 1. 8am.

Central High School Athletic Field, Broad St. and Somerville Ave. broadstreetrun.com

Zumbathon for MS Dance for a cure in this one-of-a-kind, two-hour zumba party for the National MS Society. May 1. Free. Philadelphia Museum of Art, 2600 Benjamin Franklin Parkway.

South Street Spring Fest Spanning eight blocks, this 4th annual all-day party includes live music set up on three stages, food, beer and all the charm that Philly’s beloved South Street has to offer.

May 7. 11am-8pm. Free. Between 8th and Front Streets. southstreet.com

Philadelphia Science Festival (Photo by R. Kennedy for Visit Philadelphia)

Philadelphia Take Steps for Crohn’s and Colitis One of the CFFA’s largest events touches down in Philly to raise money for Crohn’s and Colitis disease. May 7. 2pm. Free. Citizen’s Bank Park, 1 Citizens Bank Way.

Dad Vail Regatta The largest collegiate regatta in the country returns with over 100 college teams from the U.S. and Canada going head to head on the Schuylkill River. May 13-14. 7am. Free.

Schuylkill River. dadvail.org

Lung Force Walk The American Lung Association’s annual fundraiser for lung diseases such as COPD, cancer and asthma. May 14. 8:30am. $33 donation.

Headhouse Square, 2nd and Lombard Streets. action.lung.org

the annual tradition goes on rain or shine in the historic Italian Market, the nation’s oldest outdoor marketplace. May 21-22. 11- 6pm. Free.

Italian Market Visitor’s Center, 919 S. 9th St. italianmarketfestival.com

Kensington Kinetic Sculpture Derby & Arts Festival A combination of the Police & Fire Credit Union’s Kinetic Sculpture Derby, and the Trenton Ave Arts Festival, this Kensington event mixes the best of both worlds while raising money for local neighborhood projects. May 21. 11am-6pm. Free. Trenton and Norris Streets. kinetickensington.org.

Preakness at the Piazza Don your fanciest hats for the annual event fundraiser for the National MS Society. May 21. 5-9:30pm. The Piazza, 1050 N. Hancock St. preaknessatthepiazza.com

Reach and Raise: Yoga for a Reason (formally known as Yoga on the Steps)

NHC Pride Parade

Living Beyond Breast Cancer celebrates 15 years of this event with a fresh name, a community building group yoga session, and a Healthy Living Expo. May 15. 7:30am. $10-$25.

Philadelphia Museum of Art, 2600 Benjamin Franklin Parkway. lbbc.org/reachandraise

The grand finale to the week long Pride festival is an hour long good time with colorful floats, bands, and an expected 15,000 spectators on New Hope’s Main Street. May 21. Noon. Free.

Starts in Lambertville and ends on Waterloo St. in New Hope. newhopecelebrates.com

Walk Against Hate

PECO Multicultural Series @ Penn’s Landing

The ADL’s annual walk against bigotry and prejudice includes face painting, magicians and a Diversity Expo featuring more than 30 local nonprofit organizations detailing the work they do in their communities. May 15.

8am. $5-$10. Philadelphia Navy Yard, 4747 South Broad St. walkagainsthate.org

Rittenhouse Row Spring Festival One of the city’s most popular spring festivals returns to showcase the area’s fashion, food and business scene. May 21. All day. Free. Walnut Street. rittenhouserow.org

9th Street Italian Market Festival Everyone is Italian during the this festival;

Every weekend throughout the spring and summer, Penn’s Landing will host a series of outdoor festivals celebrating cultural traditions from Ireland to the Caribbean. May-Sept. Free.

The Great Plaza at Penn’s Landing, 101 Columbus Blvd. visitphilly.com

Spruce Street Harbor Park and Blue Cross River Rink The biggest party of the summer returns for its third season in May; get ready for hammocks, giant Jenga and the return of the RiverRink roller skating rink. May 2016. Free. Columbus and Spruce Streets. delawareriverwaterfront. com —FRANCES ELLISON

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Spring Guide THEATER

Hot & Bothered T

hings get sexy at Theatre Exile this month with the Philadelphia premiere of the erotic thriller, Smoke by Kim Davies. After meeting by chance at a BDSM party (not exactly RomCo here), John and Julie match wits, kinks and commingle personal boundaries in a play that tests not only the actor’s limits, but those of the audience perhaps as well. We visited the set in between shows to talk with Smoke Director and Exile Producing Artistic Director, Deborah Block.

Tell us about Smoke and what makes it an “erotic thriller,” that’s what caught all of our attention.

Two Trains Running

By Jacqueline Rupp

You’re dealing in a world where we say there are a lot of rules, but people are there to push the boundaries of their own physical exploration. ‘I want you to tie me up.’ ‘I want you to put needles in my back.’ ‘I want to feel pain.’ So people are pushing themselves physically, but for some people it’s about the power play. ‘I want to be dominant.’ ‘I want to be submissive.’ And once you start playing in power and it’s physically manifested, then it becomes both, emotional and physical, and people are being pushed to their boundaries. And when you’re being pushed to the edge, are you always sure you can hold on? Are you sure that you won’t fall over? And that’s where the thriller comes in. Will these people be pushed beyond what they can control. Will someone ask for something beyond what they can manage.

It is erotic, because it’s dealing with sexual politics and two people who really are just meeting, navigating their attraction to each other and navigating something that they want from each other. It’s sexual in nature but it’s also about power and desire and that’s where the eroticism comes from. It is set inside a BDSM party, takes place in the kitchen and the party’s happening right outside. That party infiltrates, the fact that they are at this kink party, it sort of sets the rules. It allows for, it’s not as though people haven’t ever hooked up when they first meet, but when you come to this party, that is saying “that is more okay.” There’s no judgement on that. And so certain filters we may have, those rules have gone away, and then the rules of the BDSM world have come into play: “I won’t do anything unless you say ‘yes.’ “Tell me what you want.” There’s actually a lot of rules in the BDSM community.

People get attracted to people, of course there’s physical attraction, but there can be something about them energetically that compliments who you are energetically and you kind of gel and you feel that right away. In this case, you find out very early in the play that he’s a wannabe artist, but he’s working for a famous photographer and she’s the daughter of this photographer, so then you’re dealing in status issues, but there’s also that they both understand this man, his boss/her father, so that gives them something to talk about: this really powerful, not very nice human, that they both understand. That brings them together.

That’s an interesting contrast.

Did it fall on you to create a safe environment for them?

Yeah in fact it’s very much about ‘I need you to say exactly what you want.’ ‘I need you to tell me it’s okay to do this, but not that’ And so that world has a lot of rules but truth-be-told, when we’re navigating a first date, second date, we don’t always talk about consent in the same way, so as we navigate sexual politics and consent, it’s actually murkier in our regular lives than it is in the rules of the BDSM world.

That is the director’s job, to create the environment where the actors can go on this journey. You guide them on the journey, you sometimes lead them on the journey, but that is absolutely the director’s job to create the environment so they can do their best work.

And it’s funny because my initial thought when hearing the “kink party” setting, was more wild, less restrictions than in our typical life, but placed in that context…

Oh yeah! (laughs)

There’s more restrictions in terms of, communication is key, and that’s the rules.

And that can be scary, right? Having to articulate your desires to someone else?

That’s especially one of the issues for the character Julie because she’s being asked to say directly what she wants and she’s 20 years old and she’s used to people kind of just ‘doing things’ and just her smiling and being coy, and she’s being asked to say exactly what she wants and it’s difficult. Are you kidding?

It’s difficult for me to say exactly what I want, for us to say what we want in life. It’s often difficult for people and I think it tends to be more difficult for women than for men, but that’s sort of a little sexist view, but I do feel like that is the case.

And is this where the thriller part of the play comes in at? Is it a psychological cat-and-mouse?

Well imagine those movies that are both physical and emotional, it’s the emotional that gets to us in many ways, but it is both.

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These two characters appear to have an immediate attraction. Can you relate to the idea of a dynamic being forged from first meeting?

Was that particularly challenging for you here, because of the nature of this work?

Awkward moments?

Oh yeah! There were a lot of them. I was always like, ‘OK, now we’re gonna laugh.’ Because if you look around our set, there’s a butt plug on our set, there’s dildos on our set, and more because we wanted there to be the idea that the people in this room are very open about their sexuality, there’s no apologies, there’s no shame and that’s something important. I have to pretend there’s no shame, even if it’s a little awkward.

Do you want that to be a take-away for the audience?

Well, that this is a world with no shame, but even though that’s what this world is, it doesn’t mean that there’s none for us individually. And the truth today for young people is there’s not the same rules that were true when I was growing up, and not the same rules when my mom was growing up and the fewer rules, the more fortitude you have to have as a person to be able to navigate it. And that is what a lot of this play is about. n Through March 13. $10-$40. Theatre Exile at Studio X, 1340 S. 13th St. 215.218.4022. theatreexile.org

Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright August Wilson gives audiences one of his many masterpieces in Two Trains Running, the seventh in his ten-part series The Pittsburgh Cycle. The stage is set at Pittsburgh’s Hill District in 1969 during the civil rights movement. The city’s renovation project is going to tear down Memphis Lee’s diner which does not sit well with Lee and his African-American regulars. Now they must fight to keep their diner and struggle to survive in a rapidly changing world where the social and psychological attitudes of race are explored. Thurs., March 10-Sun., April 10. $15-$42. Arden Theatre, 40 N. 2nd St. ardentheatre.org

As You Like It One of William Shakespeare’s most performed comedies follows Rosalind, a heroine fleeing death from the Court into the mysterious Forest of Arden. She disguises herself as a boy and discovers a whole new world until she’s love-struck by a man named Orlando. Rosalind is arguably Shakespeare’s greatest and most fulfilled female character. Directed by Charles McMahon, As You Like It also spawns one of Shakespeare’s most quoted speeches, “All the world’s a stage” and the saying “too much of a good thing.” This romantic comedy will have you realizing the power of love. Thurs., March 10-Sun., April 17. $10$39. Lantern Theater Company, 923 Ludlow St. lanterntheater.org

Peter and the Starcatcher Billed as “A Grownup’s Prequel to Peter Pan” you don’t want to miss this comedy of an orphan boy looking for a home. Rick Elice’s stage adaptation of the 2006 novel of a similar name follows starcatcher-intraining Molly who helps a young boy (inferred to be Peter Pan) find a home through a wild quest. You’ll finally find the answer to how Peter became the boy who never wanted to grow up. This Tony Award-winning play shows the audience how Peter finds the hero within himself and how he became the legend we all know and love. Tues., March 15-Sun., May 1. $20$85. Walnut Street Theatre, 825 Walnut St. walnutstreettheatre.org

An Octoroon Playwright Branden Jacobs-Jenkins tells the story of a slave owner who’s fond of a woman. The problem? Her blood is oneeighth black—the definition of octoroon.

indirect action.” You won’t want to miss this dramatic journey into the deep recess of the psyche. Wed., April 20-Sun., May 8. $12-$35.

The Latvian Society, 531 N. 7th St. egopo.org

I Will Not Go Gently

The play unfolds through the eyes of the Obie Award-winning playwright and is set in the south before the Civil War. This tale takes the 1859 version of The Octoroon and gives it a splash of 21st century sensibility. Local band Ill Doots will be dropping by to offer their choreography and original music in a production that’s sure to make you laugh, cry and think. Wed., March 16-Sun. April 10. $10-$25. The Wilma Theater, 265 S. Broad St. wilmatheater.org

The Nether Director Seth Rozin and co-founder of InterAct Theatre brings playwright Jennifer Haley’s disturbing play to life through a grim-looking future of uncomfortable and heinous acts. These acts take place in a virtual universe, the Nether, formally known as the internet. The Nether is an addictive world which questions every moral fiber in your body. Rozin has been named Best Director twice by the Philadelphia Inquirer so it’s a guarantee he’ll make your skin crawl in this not-for-all-ages performance. Fri., March 25-Sun., April 17. $15-$50. InterAct Theatre Company, 1512 Spruce St. interacttheatre.org

Doctor Faustus

This one-woman show tells the story about hilarious characters going through a sort of midlife crisis. Written and performed by Jennifer Childs, she delights and tantalizes audiences with her vast array of characters.

Childs, co-founder of 1812 productions, displays her raw acting skills by playing characters from rock ’n’ roll widows to welfare queens. Each one is trying to figure out what to do during their middle years of life.

Thurs., April 21-Sun., May 15. $28-$42. Plays & Players Theatre, 1714 Delancey St. 1812productions.org

Moth Who remembers those awkward high school years? Well, the cruel world of high school is on prominent display as the odd friendship of Anime-obsessed Sebastian and emo Claryssa is threatened one night on the school’s athletic field. Both are left with a strained relationship and to deal with the issue separately. What develops is a mysterious moth in a jar next to Sebastian’s bed and an apocalyptic mission teetering on the line of fantasy and reality. The Philadelphia premiere of Moth explores adolescence, friendship, loss and mental illness. Wed., May 4-Sun., May 22. $15-$40. Azuka Theatre, 1700 Sansom St. azukatheatre.org

The Invisible Hand

Absolute power corrupts absolutely. For Doctor Faustus this is scarily true. Faustus, although brilliant and a world renowned scholar, scoffs at the limits of natural sciences. Conceited with his own genius he turns to black magic and dances with the devil—literally. He sells his soul for 24 years of infinite knowledge and the devil’s servant, Mephistopheles, as his own personal assistant. Director Alexander Burns dives into the space and time of Faustus who tests his new limitless mind which “knows all, but lacks a soul.” Wed., March 30-Sun., April 24. $10-$50.

The Sedgwick Theater, 7137 Germantown Ave. quintessencetheatre.org

How far would you go to survive? That and more is probed in this suspenseful and endorphin rushing story of Nick Bright, an American employee and successful investment banker who’s kidnapped by an Islamic militant group in Pakistan. With no one to negotiate his release, Bright must make questionably moral decisions. Playwright Ayad Akhtar pierces the undue silence about the embroiled Middle East and shows just how far man will go to live another day. Matt Pfeiffer, one of Philadelphia’s most in-demand directors, is poised to deliver a powerful show in this Philly premiere. Thurs., May 12-Sun., June 5. $10-$35. Theatre Exile, 1340 S. 13th St. theatreexile.org

Machinal

36 Views

Almost 90 years later, this dark depiction, inspired by real life murderer Ruth Snyder, gives a haunting exploration of the female mind. The play is centered around a young woman following society’s expectations of her. She marries her execrable boss and has an affair with a younger man who rejuvenates her avidity for life. Eventually committing the unthinkable, director Brenna Geffers’ theme of a female as an antihero questions the typical “damsel in distress” stereotype frequently seen on stage. Geffers says she wants to move, “beyond the traditional expectation that women can only take passive,

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Spring Guide MUSIC

Save those comics Q&A with Travis Stever of Coheed & Cambria

By Michael Butler

Goldlink Tues., March 15, 8pm. The Foundry Key Songs: “Dance On Me,” “Sober Thoughts” Why You Should Go: Washington D.C.’s Goldlink has fused contemporary hip-hop with house and club sounds for a vibrant and lively musical experience. Lush chords and bright melodies blend with a clever flow and crisp drum machine sounds for grooves that will have you dancing hard and not caring who sees you do it. Named as one of XXL Magazine’s 2015 Freshman Class, Goldlink’s focus on creating an original sound has earned him a cult following and the support of industry legends like Rick Rubin.

Kirk Franklin

R

ock band Coheed & Cambria’s long-running sci-fi love story could make Star Wars pale in comparison. With a progressive rock sound heavily influenced by Led Zeppelin, it should come as no surprise that after 20 years, few acts have developed a catalog as rich and imaginative as that of C&C. In anticipation of their upcoming sold-out show at The Fillmore, lead guitarist Travis Stever took a few minutes to discuss the creative process behind the group’s first-ever non-concept album, The Color Before The Sun and upcoming tour.

Congratulations on a sell out show here in Philadelphia as part of your world tour. Twenty years in the business is a really big accomplishment.

I’m super excited for it. I’m actually getting ready for it right now, trying to learn some of the new songs, and re-learn some of our bigger songs.

After 20 years, you guys must be in a much different place now than when you first hit the road as teenagers.

It’s quite different. Having families at home makes it… I’m not going to say it makes it super tough, because we still enjoy touring, but it’s an all-new experience. I know I can speak for [lead singer] Claudio Sanchez and [bassist] Zach Cooper when I say it’s like a whole new learning curve and a whole new emotional attachment to home. We all have wives and we all have been married for a few years now. I’ll be married for 10 years coming this year. We’ve been well rehearsed in getting around that. Our wives could come visit us and do this, but now having the babies, it’s a little tougher. But it’s still the labor of love that it was before and, not to sound cheesy, still a major part of our souls.

We like to play our music and like to play it live. I don’t think playing it at the bar down the street could cut it. In some ways it’s like the same internal battle that we’ve always had of wanting to be home but also wanting to be out there playing, and now it’s an even bigger battle because we’ve got these guys in our lives. Feeling the excitement and being excited about playing new material that we’ve never played before makes me feel real ambitious.

Speaking of new material, you guys took a major risk by departing from your streak of concept albums. How different was it recording The Color Before The Sun? It was a Claudio decision. Now more than anything, it was so personal to him that I feel this one in particular, the way things were happening in his life, he felt like the concept wasn’t something we needed on this record. [The music] kind of spoke for itself. Even the way we did the music, like tracking it live, was a completely different world. I should say, the concepts never

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dictated our music. There have been times where it’s like, “This is going to be part of our story, and there is going to be extra suspense here.” That’s happened a few times, but that’s never dictated how the songs were written or anything like that.

Specifically from Claudio’s standpoint, he’s always had a personal thing with the music lyrically. Once that is done and the song is there, the concept would usually be built around that, in a puzzle sort of way. On this record, he sort of felt this was an intermission. The concept was not gone, but he just felt like there was enough going on in his life for him to pour that out into the lyrics without confusing that with the concept. Once he decided that, everyone else in the band followed suit.

One of the fun things about going through your band’s catalog is that you guys have a strong connection to the comic and sci-fi culture. With this being a non-concept album, will the fans have to put away their comic books?

This record is, like I said, it’s almost like an intermission thing.

The concepts are not gone. The people that still like that side of the band still have that side of the band. Really, in the grand scheme of things we’ve released so many records already. If you consider The Afterman to be two different records, then it’d be nine records that the band’s done. First off, I’m proud of that.

Just saying that is like, “Wow, we’ve been doing this so long.”

There’s a lot of records and will be more. This record doesn’t need to make people go, “We need to put these comic books away because we’re not making concept records,” because the next one very well could be. I’d say one step at a time, but we’re always working, so they’re always things happening. We could surprise people and just come out with something completely concept-related after this. No decisions have been made to leave behind concept records.

Are there any surprises that The Color Before The Sun Tour concertgoers should watch for?

We’re going to have a really cool show in terms of visuals, but we have some songs we’ve never played that are older in our catalog, and there are going to be a few surprises. Philadelphia is a place that’s really important us. It’s very close to where we grew up. A lot of friends there, and it’s got a lot of history for the band. I remember one of the first tour tattoos that any of us got was in Philadelphia. We all got the dragonfly because that was our symbol for our first record, The Second Stage Turbine Blade.

We probably played Philadelphia just as much as New York in the early days. Funny enough I remember that one of those shows that stands out after all of these years was a show we performed with Glassjaw, who we are touring with now and remember we had a great set. I hope we can repeat that history. [Laughs] n

Wed., March 23, 7:30pm. Tower Theater Key Songs: “Stomp,” “Melodies From Heaven” Why You Should Go: For almost 20 years now, few other performers have blended gospel’s soulful tradition with the bounce of contemporary hip-hop and R&B like Kirk Franklin has.

Fresh off an inspiring guest appearance on Kanye West’s “Ultra Light Beam,” this show’s infectious energy will have even the most stoic listener jumping for joy.

Baauer Thurs., March 24, 8pm. Union Transfer Key Songs: “Harlem Shake,” “Higher (Featuring Jay Z and Just Blaze)” Why You Should Go: Whether it was planned this way or not, Philadelphia native Baauer’s “Harlem Shake” is arguably the most talked about dance song of the last five years. The producer and DJ’s track went viral online, leading to countless videos of people ridiculously dancing to the song. With a habit of using unusual samples in his tracks (exhibit A: growling lions) Baauer is sure to have music lovers of every genre doing their own version of the ‘shake.

Pusha T with Lil’ Bibby and G Herbo Fri., March 25, 8pm. Trocadero Theatre Key Songs: “Numbers On The Boards,” “M.P.A.” Why You Should Go: Formerly one half of the critically acclaimed rap duo The Clipse, Pusha T has quietly built a reputation as one the sharpest and most deft lyricists in hip-hop. His newest album boasts appearances from Beanie Sigel, Jill Scott, Kehlani, and many more. If you’re looking for an MC that lights up a show from start to finish, Pusha T is the one.

Square Peg Round Hole with Moon Bounce and Son Step Sat., March 26, 8:30pm. MilkBoy Key Songs: “Big Thicket,” “Bats!”

Why You Should Go: “Because we are an instrumental group, our hope is that people connect with the songs and assign their own meanings to them,” says band member Evan Chapman. By combining live sounds like actual hand claps with studio effects like arpeggiated drum machine hi-hat, Square Peg Round Hole is a wonder of musical concept art to behold.

Rihanna with Travi$ Scott Sun., April 3, 7:30pm. Wells Fargo Center

Why You Should Go: She has her own sneaker deal with Puma, her own Navy of loyal supporters, countless hits, and on April 3, she is blessing Philadelphia with her presence.

That’s right ladies and gentlemen: RiRi is back for a musical extravaganza. The Bajan beauty is touring in support of her recently certified platinum album Anti and bringing Houston MC Travi$ Scott along for good measure.

Buckle up and enjoy the ride.

David Wax Museum & Darlingside Sat, April 9, 7:30pm. Johnny Brenda’s Key Songs: “Born with a Broken Heart,” “Yes, Maria, Yes” Why You Should Go: The David Wax Museum’s blend of American folk music and rural Mexican music is such a bold musical idea that it works and works well. As a musical ensemble that memorably unites instruments like the fiddle with a quijada—a percussion instrument made from a donkey’s jawbone— in musical harmony, David Wax Museum is taking a huge step off the beaten path doing it well. With cosigns from the now-famous Austin, Texas South By Southwest (SXSW) Music Festival and National Public Radio, this show is on the cutting edge of cultural synergy.

Santana Sat., April 9, 8pm, Tower Theater, Upper Darby Key Songs: “Smooth,” Maria Maria” Why You Should Go: Latino guitarist Carlos Santana has one of the richest musical legacies in American music. Ranked as Rolling Stones 20th Greatest Guitarist of All Time, he’s won 10 Grammy Awards and three Latin Grammy Awards thanks to a powerful guitardriven sound accented with Latin and African percussion. If you never believed music could touch you on a spiritual level, Santana will make a believer out of anyone.

Dr. Dog Sat., April 16, 8pm. The Fillmore Key Songs: “The Truth,” “Broken Heart,” Why You Should Go: Indie Philadelphia rock band Dr. Dog has built a strong following

sadors of the neo soul sound, UK natives Floetry have a stirring combination of sultry vocals and amazing songwriting skill. Songs like “Say Yes” will make the hairs raise up on the back of your neck and have you wanting to light some candles and call the object of your affection at three in the morning. This duo will leave you feeling like they’re intimately singing to you on Valentine’s Day night.

Santigold Sun., May 1, 8pm. Theatre of Living Arts Key Songs: “Creator,” “Disparate Youth” Why You Should Go: Philadelphia native Santi “Santigold” White has made a vibrant musical career of doing things her own way.

A talented vocalist influenced by Aretha Franklin and James Brown with a penchant for progressive electronic riffs and reggaeinfluenced rhythms, Santigold has an eclectic sound that satisfies creativity-nourished listeners like a musical smorgasbord.

John Williams, Philadelphia Orchestra Wed., May 4, 8pm. Verizon Hall, Kimmel Center Key Songs: Main Themes for “Star Wars,” “Jurassic Park,” “Jaws” Why You Should Go: John Williams has a musical career spanning 60-plus years and has composed some of the most iconic film scores of all time. From the ominous theme of Darth Vader walking into any room to the sound of killer shark Jaws swimming towards his next victim, Williams is the mind behind it all. With a full symphony orchestra at his disposal, the five-time Academy Award and 22-time Grammy Award winner definitely aims to please.

The 1975 Sun., May 15, 6pm. Mann Music Center Key Songs: “Girls,” The Sound,” “Chocolate” Why You Should Go: British alternative rock band the 1975 has quickly built a reputation for undeniably catchy synth pop with an ethereal quality. In 2013, Houston MC Travi$ Scott’s sample of their song “M.O.N.E.Y” for “Don’t Play” from his Days By Rodeo project helped them to a whole new legion of fans. For pleasurable sounds reminiscent of ‘80s dance pop with musicianship that will have you in musical heaven, the 1975 are your go-to guys.

The Ninth Annual Roots Picnic

among fans of all ages thanks to a memorable low fidelity sound and modern take on musical influences like the Beach Boys. To celebrate their success and support their new remake of their very first, cassette-only 2001 release The Psychedelic Swamp, the band will be playing the Fillmore as the second of two homecoming shows.

Floetry Wed., April 20, 8pm. Theatre of Living Arts Key Songs: “Say Yes,” “Getting Late” Why You Should Go: Long known as ambas-

Sat, June 4., Festival Pier Featured Artists: Usher, Future, and Leon Bridges Why You Should Go: The members of Philadelphia’s Legendary Roots Crew are as much ambassadors of Philly as they are one of our best exports. The incredible line-up they’ve assembled for this year’s outdoor concert festival is further proof of that. From legendary MCs like DMX to rising R&B starlets like Kehlani, this festival lineup has something for everyone. It’s such a spectacular assemblage of talent that the headliners are just the icing on the cake. Come with an appetite, because if you’re hungry for amazing performances, you’re going to eat well at this show. —M.B.

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Spring Guide BOOKS

Get Lit! Author events to check out this season Jeffrey Stern: The Last Thousand

Barbara Bradley Hagerty: Life Reimagined

Journalist Jeffrey Stern’s book discusses the presence of American troops at a school in Afghanistan’s capital, Kabul, and most importantly, what it means for the future, once US troops are dismissed. Thurs., March 10, 5pm. $5-$30. The World Affairs Council of Philadelphia, 1 S. Broad St. wacphila.org

NPR reporter Barbara Bradley Hagerty’s newest book uses neurology, genetics, and sociology as a new way of viewing middle age. Tues., March 29, 7:30pm. Free. Central Library, 1901 Vine St. freelibrary.org

James McBride: Kill Em’ and Leave McBride will speak about his newest book, which sheds light on the “Godfather of Soul”, James Brown. Tues., April 5, 7:30pm. Free. Central Library, 1901 Vine St. freelibrary.org

Rachel Cantor: Good on Paper The author’s second novel follows the journey of a woman who gets a second chance at success.

Thurs., March 10, 7pm. Big Blue Marble Bookstore, 551 Carpenter Lane. bigbluemarblebooks.com

Buzz Aldrin: No Dream is Too High One of the first humans to walk the moon, will be discussing his newest book, about the lessons he has learned due to his place in history. Thurs., April 7, 7:30pm. Parkway Central Library, 1901 Vine St. freelibrary.org

Melissa Burch: My Journey Through War and Peace

Diane McKinney-Whetstone: Lazaretto

Journalist Melissa Burch will discuss her memoir and experiences while in Afghanistan during the Soviet Union invasion of 1982 and the Soviet Union during the cold war. Fri., March 11, 7pm.

Free. Big Blue Marble Bookstore, 551 Carpenter Lane. bigbluemarblebook.com

Diane McKinney-Whetstone author of Tumbling, Tempest Rising, and Trading Dreams at Midnight will be discussing her historical novel about the first quarantine hospital in the United States, located in Philadelphia. Mon., April 11, 7:30pm. Free. Central Library, 1901 Vine St. 215.686.5322. freelibrary.org

African American Interest Book Discussion featuring Elaine Jones

Viet Than Nguyen: The Sympathizer

The African-American Interest book discussion takes on Elaine Jones’ works; Price Road, Let’s Talk About It, and Aunt Donsy’s Trunk. In celebration of their two-year anniversary as a group, local Philadelphian and author Elaine Jones will be present for the discussion. Mon., March 14, 6pm. Free.

Central Library, 1901 Vine St. freelibrary.org

Viet Than Ngyen’s second novel, The Sympathizer, follows a South Vietnamese army captain who relocates to Los Angeles at the end of the war. A fellow of the American Council of Learned Societies, Nguyen is also the author of Race and Resistance: Literature and Politics in Asian America. Tues., April 19, 7:30pm. Free. Central Library, 1901 Vine St. freelibrary.org

Michael V. Hayden: Playing to the Edge

Annette Gordon-Reed and Peter S. Onuf: Most Blessed of the Patriarchs

Former Director of the CIA and the National Security Agency, Michael Hayden will discuss his new book about the impact of American intelligence in the war on terror. Mon., March 14, 7:30pm. $7-$15.

Central Library, 1901 Vine St. freelibrary.org

Thom Nickels: Literary Philadelphia Nickels’ latest novel contains many thought provoking questions, like Philadelphia being known as “Sin City” and Walt Whitman sharing whiskey with Agnes Repplier. The novel also highlights booksellers and writers that have inhabited Philadelphia. Wed., March 16, 5:30pm. $10. The Athenaeum of Philadelphia, 219 S. 6th St. philaathenaeum. org

Melissa Broder: So Sad Today Poet and creator of twitter account @sosadtoday, Melissa Broder, discusses her collection of essays. Wed., March 16, 7pm. Free. Barnes and Noble, 1805 Walnut St. barnesandnoble.com

Shirin Ebadi: Until We Are Free Shirin Ebadi—the first Muslim and Iranian Woman to receive the Nobel Peace Prize—talks about her memoir, which follows her life and the fight against her country’s oppressive government. Ticket includes copy of the book.

Wed., March 16, 7:30pm. $30. Central Library, 1901 Vine St. freelibrary.org

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Rebecca Traister: All the Single Ladies Journalist Rebecca Traister completed her research on the “single woman” by interviewing academics, social scientists, and notable single women. In her new novel, Traister pinpoints how unmarried and later-married women have altered society. Tues., March 22, 6:30pm. Free. Penn Book Center, 130 S. 34th St. pennbookcenter.com

Readings with Daniel Torday and Lauren Slaughter Author and current editor at The Kenyon Review, Daniel Torday will talk about his award-winning novel, The Last Flight of Poxl West. Lauren Slaughter will discuss her book, a lesson in smallness. Sat., March 26, 7pm. Big Blue Marble Bookstore, 551 Carpenter Lane. bigbluemarblebooks.com

Feminism/s Presents Ariel Levy Levy is a staff writer at The New Yorker and has profiled countless of notable people; Edith Windsor, Diana Nyad, Caster Semenya, and former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi. She wrote, “Female Chauvinist Pigs”, which she describes as “women who make sex objects of other women and of ourselves,” alluding to the rising raunch culture among women. Tues., March 29, 6pm. Free. The Kelly Writers House, 3805 Locust Walk. writing.upenn.edu

The world’s leading writers on Thomas Jefferson have teamed up and will be discussing their co-written book about the nation’s third president. Thurs., April 21, 7:30pm. $7-$15. Central Library, 1901 Vine St. freelibrary.org

Richard Norton Smith: To the Worst of My Ability The American Presidency series hosts Richard Norton Smith, who will discuss his newest book that tries to pick apart why some American presidents have failed. April 27, 7:30pm. Central Library, 1901 Vine St. freelibrary.org

Chris Cleave: Everyone Brave is Forgiven + Brendan Jones: The Alaskan Laundry Author Chris Cleave will be discussing his second novel about three people that are grouped together in London during WWII. Brendan Jones’ will read from his debut novel, The Alaskan Laundry, about a young woman striving for success in the Bering Sea island’s local fish industry.

Tues., May 3, 7:30pm. Free. Central Library, 1901 Vine St. freelibrary.org

Arianna Huffington: The Sleep Revolution Creator of The Huffington Post, Arianna Huffington will be discussing her new book, about revolutionizing sleep patterns for a better and more rewarding life. Fri., May 6, 7:30pm. $30. Central Library, 1901 Vine St. freelibrary.org

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Spring Guide ART

Eye Candy Magnetic Fields Basing his work on pre-existing images collected from old movies and auction catalogs, Mark Khaisman captures images as a whole and in parts, within and beyond the frame, with his unique technique using clear tape and aluminum oxide powder.

Through March 12. Pentimenti Gallery, 145 North Second St. pentimentigallery.com

New Paintings/ Interpretations In New Paintings, Elizabeth Geiger confronts logic and perception, while Dale O. Roberts’ Interpretations elevates the ordinary by preserving ephemeral moments on his landscape paintings. Through March 22. Gross McCleaf, 127 S. 16th St. grossmccleaf.com

Vibraspace / Shake Out Your Cloth Two solo exhibitions featuring new work

by Sarah Gamble and Jennifer Levonian.

While different conceptually, the duo make for an interesting pairing as they each explore the unconscious mysteries of the human psyche. Through March 26.

Fleisher Ollman, 1216 Arch St. fleisherollmangallery.com

The Way We Rust / On Borrowed Time Based upon lust, love and heartbreak, The Way We Rust includes new works by 16 artists, each piece titled by a song lyric the artist believes captures the work’s mood.

Pieces are based upon musical legends such as The Doors and The Cure. On Borrowed Time, a solo collection from Hana Jauen, illustrates the pop-surrealist painter’s usage of animal-hybrid characters and her unique style. Through March 26. Arch Enemy Arts, 109 Arch St. archenemyarts.com

Series of Vision Drawn from personal life experiences, Timothy Dill explores how he relates vivid real world encounters to his emotional visions. Through March 27. Muse Gallery, 52 N. Second St. musegalleryphiladelphia.com

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Time. Through April 3. Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts, 118-128 North Broad St. pafa.org

Pop Réal A group exhibition examining the intersection of two influential art movements of the 20th century: Pop Art and Nouveau Réalism. Featuring vibrant work by more than 20 international artists. Through April 16. Locks Gallery, 600 South Washington Sq. locksgallery.com

Mike Hoyt & Wing Young Huie The culmination of portraits of Chinatown North community members through a collaborative process that challenges the typical artist/subject relationship. April 25–May 27. 10am. Asian Arts Initiative, 1219 Vine St. asianartsinitiative.org

Nature Décor/ Echoes From the Snowball Club In Nature Décor, see familiar imagery from the environment, like birds, fruits and flowers reinterpreted in mixed media paintings. Echoes From the Snowball Club sees contemporary design and fine art collide within constellation-inspired paintings.

Through April 30. Bridgette Mayer Gallery, 709 Walnut St. bridgettemayergallery.com

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Picasso: The Great War, Experimentation and Change Celebrating the life of Spain’s most revered artist, the exhibition examines the paradigm in Picasso’s style during the period surrounding the First World War. Through May 9. The Barnes Foundation, 2025 Benjamin Franlin Pkwy. barnesfoundation.org

Look Both Ways: Art at the Crossroad of Abstraction & Representation Artists create emotional meaning by deconstructing recognizable subjects into fields of color and patterns that alter sense of space. Through May 15. Woodmere Art Museum, 9201 Germantown Ave. woodmereartmuseum.org

Solo show by Marie Lorenz featuring new sculptural and video work about the small changes in our environment. Through March 27. Grizzly, Grizzly, 319 N. 11th St. grizzlygrizzly.com

Defacing Adversity: The Life And Times of Roberto Lugo

Norman Lewis

Rodney McMillian: The Black Show

A key figure in American art and the Harlem Renaissance, Lewis explored multiple styles and techniques over the course of his career. PAFA honors the life of the American painting with Procession: The Art of Norman Lewis, Stone & Metal and Seachange: Abstraction in Norman Lewis’s

Sculptures, paintings, videos and roomsized constructions that embody our social fabric in patterns cut by class, economic status, culture, race and gender.

Through Aug. 14. Free. Institute of Contemporary Art, 118 S. 36th St. icaphila.org

Ceramic work and paintings by Philly native Roberto Lugo. March 24-June 11. Wexler Gallery, 201 N. Third St. wexlergallery.com

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Spring Guide FILM

On the Big Screen

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However, the movies that are gracing the silver screen this spring, may be the beginning of the rainy season standing toe-totoe with summer.

THE WITCH (In Theaters): A hit at the ‘15 Sundance Film Festival, although it may be marketed as a horror film ripe with scary conventional themes of Puritans and witchcraft, don’t expect the typical scare tricks to creep you out. This gothic horror is too cool for that, there’s still time to find out what all the hype surrounding Robert Eggers directorial debut is been about.

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THE LOBSTER (March): This is a single person’s worst nightmare and greatest challenge. A love story like no other, the dramedy is set in a future where single people are detained and sent to a place where they have 45 days to find a mate. If they are unsuccessful, they are transformed into an animal and released into the wild. Colin Farrell plays a lovelorn man who escapes imprisonment and joins a faction of people who live in the woods and fall in love on their own time. It’s a wicked satire on a society that’s arguably obsessed with being in a relationship.

BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE (March): The DC movie universe attempts to hit its stride with this historical comic book film. Two of the world’s greatest superheroes go head to head in an epic blockbuster. Dawn of Justice’s predecessor, Man of Steel, was met with mixed reactions and critique. This has led to some apprehension toward the BvS, mainly deriving from comic book fans.

Not to mention, new Batman Ben Affleck, was met with contempt when he was first announced as The Caped Crusader. With fans coming around as of late, this superhero slugfest may rid itself of the stigma.

Let’s be honest, it has The Dark Knight vs.

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The Man of Steel. Your inner child is going insane.

ROOM FULL OF SPOONS (April): This introspective documentary chronicles the making of the cult classic film, The Room.

The ‘90s cult phenomenon that arguably started the “it’s so bad, it’s good” remark in film, is given an in-depth examination. If you’re not familiar with The Room, please go watch it. You’ll need to watch it to enjoy and understand this film. It’s possibly the worst film ever made and yet, it’s so good. Check it out at the Cinedelphia Film Festival, April 7-23, cinedelphiafilmfestival. com.

KEANU (April): The immensely talented comedy dynamic duo of Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele unite for the first film to showcase the two stars together. The two comedians play naïve cousins who must pose as street tough killers when one of them loses their feline friend to a gang.

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UNDER THE SHADOW (April): One of the most buzzed about indies at Sundance, this Iranian horror flick centers on a mother and daughter, living in Iran during the Iraq-Iran war in 1988, who believe their home is haunted. The film has been compared to the 2014 horror smash hit, The Babadook. This Sundance sensation is in Farsi. cinedelphiafilmfestival.com SING STREET (April): Get your indie fix with this heartwarming homage to 1980’s pop about a Dublin teen who forms a rock band to impress a girl. Catch a case of nostalgia as this film’s soundtrack is chock full of ‘80s pop and rock. It’s almost like one long punk rock music video, with an adolescent love story at the center of it all.

VHS MASSACRE (April): What killed the video store? What brought about the demise of physical media? This “2016 Miami International Science Fiction Film Festival Best Documentary” winner explores these questions. Primarily, the film looks at how the rise and fall of home video and other physical media, affected independent film and cult movies, more about appreciating what was lost, than saying farewell. cinedelphiafilmfestival.com

THE NICE GUYS (May):

A hapless 1970’s private eye and a no-nonsense mob enforcer team up to find the connection between a missing girl and a dead porn star. Expect ‘70’s tropes, sleaze, raunchy comedy and the butting of heads between these two buddy cops. —ROB WELLS

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Spring Guide COMEDY

Bust a Gut Hilarious comedians heading our way Donnell Rawlings Best known for his role on Comedy Central’s ”Chappelle’s Show,” Rawlings has also been featured on “Chelsea Lately” and is now a regular on MTV’s “Guy Code” and “Hip Hop Squares.” March 10-13. $16-$34. Helium Comedy Club, 2031 Sansom St. philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com

Manayunk Comedy Night Features the winner of the Budweiser Ladies of Laughter award, Chris Rich alongside The View’s LaTice Klapa, and local comedian Sean Mulholland AKA Sylis P. Hosted by Jess Carpenter. March 11, 9pm. $20. Venice Island Performing Arts and Recreation Center, 7 Lock St.

Ron “Tater Salad” White Best known for his part in the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, the comedian nicknamed “Tater Salad” has also appeared on “Reno 911!” and in “Horrible Bosses.” White is also the author of New York Times bestseller, I Had the Right to Remain Silent But I Didn’t Have the Ability. March 12, 7pm and 10pm. $67. Keswick Theatre, 291 N. Keswick Ave, Glenside. keswicktheatre.com

Adam Ferrara Performing stand-up that makes humor out of the truth of reality, Adam Ferrara has been nominated twice for “Best Male Stand-up” by the American Comedy Awards. Ferrara can be seen as a host on “Top Gear”, and is known for his roles on “Nurse Jackie” and “Rescue Me.” March 17-20. $16$34. Helium Comedy Club, 2031 Sansom St.philadelphia. heliumcomedy.com

FFA Comedy Jawn with Headliner Andy Sandford Headliner Andy Sandford made the list of “Top 5 Late Night Stand-up Debuts of 2015” from his performance on “CONAN.” He’s won several other awards and been named one of “Brooklyn’s Funniest People,” by Brooklyn Magazine.

The show will also feature comedians Michelle Biloon, Ryan Shaner, Joey Dougherty, Aaron Hertzog, and Alison Zeidman. March 18, 8pm. $10. The Boot and Saddle, 1131 S. Broad St. bootandsaddlephilly.com

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People who have never performed together are encouraged to form on-the-spot acts. WildCard’s hosts decide which team of performers will be the last to go. The WildCard group gets only 30 minutes to rehearse! March 18, 7:30pm. $10-$12. Philly Improv Theater, 2030 Sansom St. phitcomedy.com

Two Late with Rob and Joe Hosted by comedians Rob Alesiani and Joe Tuzzi, the late night variety show will include celebrity guests, monologues, musical acts, sketch and stand-up comedy, along with interactive games with the audience. March 25, 11:55pm. $5. Philly Improv Theater, 2030 Sansom St. phitcomedy.com

KeithFromUpDaBlock Presents: Stand Up At The Movies A group of 10-15 comedians compete to win cash prizes.

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best shot, the audience will choose the winner in a ballot style vote. Comedian Lawrence Killebrew and Philadelphia rapper Freeway will provide entertainment while votes are counted. March 30, 8pm. $25-$35. The Pearl Movie Theatre, 1600 N. Broad St.

Payne and The Preacher’s Kid. April 28-30. Sat 7:30pm and 9:45pm. $16-$34. Helium Comedy Club, 2031 Sansom St. philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com

Jim Norton: Mouthful of Shame Tour The controversial comedian, writer, and radio host can be heard Monday through Thursday mornings on SiriusXM radio show “Opie with Jim Norton.” March 31, 8pm. $45$69.50. The Fillmore, 29 East Allen Street. thefillmorephilly. com

David Cross: Making America Great Again!

The well-known comedian is most famous for his stand-up in HBO sketch comedy series “Mr. Show” and his role as Tobias Funke in cult sitcom “Arrested Development.” He has also been named one of the Top 100 Stand-Up Comedians of All Time by Comedy Central. April 3, 8pm. $39.50. Merriam Theater, 1500 Walnut St. kimmelcenter.org

People of Interest Retired Philly Improv House Team Dr. Sleepover, Ryan Barlow hosts NPR-style interviews with local improv talent.

Each guest will act as an interesting character, but they don’t know who they will be portraying until they get on stage. April 7, 7:30pm. $8-$10. Philly Improv Theater, 2030 Sansom St. phitcomedy.com

Jon Lovitz Known for his five year run on “Saturday Night Live” and roles in movies such as A League of Their Own and The Wedding Singer, Lovitz practically sweats comedy. April 14-16. $25-$38. Helium Comedy Club, 2031 Sansom St. philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com

Charlie Murphy The older Murphy brother got his big break as a writer and cast member on Comedy Central’s “Chappelle’s Show.” Murphy has been in the business for two decades and can most recently be heard as the voice of Vic in the Adult Swim show “Black Jesus.” April 21-24. $32-$40. Helium Comedy Club, 2031 Sansom St. philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com

Pete Davidson As the only “Saturday Night Live” cast member born in the ‘90s, Pete Davidson has made quite the splash in the comedy pool, appearing on shows like “Wild N’ Out” and “Guy Code.” The 22-year-old also landed a role in last year’s hit comedy Trainwreck. April 25-26. $20-$28. Helium Comedy Club, 2031 Sansom St. philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com

Clayton English The most recent winner of “Last Comic Standing” is now on tour. English has also starred in Tyler Perry’s House of

The Naked Magic Show Good magicians don’t need sleeves and great magicians don’t need pants. This show proves that. These two hot and hilarious magicians are coming to perform their acts all the way from Australia. May 6, 7pm and 10:15pm. $29.50-$89.

Merriam Theater, 1500 Walnut St. kimmelcenter.org

Brian Regan The stand-up comic known for his sarcastic and self-deprecating humor uses everyday experiences and references from his childhood to bring his audiences to tears. Regan recorded the first ever—and only—live Comedy Central special “Brian Regan: Live from Radio City Music Hall” this past fall. May 7, 7pm. $47.50-$62.50. Merriam Theater, 1500 Walnut St. kimmelcenter.org

COMEDY BANG! BANG! The popular podcast and television show host is taping of one of his weekly shows. Hosted by writer and comedian Scott Aukerman with special guests Paul F. Tompkins and Lauren Lapkus and an opening by Neil Campbell. May 8, 8pm. $29.50-$35. Keswick Theatre, 291 N. Keswick Ave, Glenside. keswicktheatre.com

Jackie Mason Famous for his political satire stand-up, covering topic such as American politics, international relations, racial dynamics and Jewish culture, Mason likes to say “If it’s in the news, it’s in my show.” May 19, 8pm. $38.50-$82. Keswick Theatre, 291 N. Keswick Avenue, Glenside. keswicktheatre. com

The Fighter and The Kid Live The famous podcasting duo are touring together doing stand-up based on their wildly popular show. Made up of actor, writer, and comedian Bryan Calen and former UFC fighter Brandan Schaub, the two are so opposite that they complement each other perfectly. May 21, 8pm. $25-$100.

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Gad Elmaleh: Oh My Gad This Moroccan French stand-up comedian has been called “the Ben Stiller of France” and the “Jerry Seinfeld of French Comedy.” Gad has starred in American movies including Midnight in Paris and The Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn. May 27, 7:30pm. $25. World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St. philly.worldcafelive.com —ABIGAIL DUREY

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I’m 30, happily married, with my husband since I was 17. First boyfriend, kiss, etc. I never had sex with anyone else. This never bothered me because I wasn’t really into sex—but there have been big changes in the last year. I guess I am having a sexual awakening. My sex drive increased, and I’ve started reading erotica and fantasizing about getting kinky. I’ve also been having very strong urges to fuck someone else. As someone who always had strong values and opinions when it comes to sex and marriage and cheating, these feelings really confused me! So I found a safe and harmless outlet: Second Life. I created a hot avatar and have been role-playing, talking dirty, and banging people across the world for six months.

I love it. I get to experience scenarios I fantasize about but would never do in real life. Before your readers start pulling the cheater card: I have talked about this with my husband, and I have his blessing. He knows I have an SL account and I’m having cybersex. Here’s where it gets murky. Most of my SL friends haven’t asked if I’m taken in RL, and I haven’t told them that I am. I flirt as if I’m single, though, because I’m worried people will treat me differently if they know I’m married. I do not wish to meet or have RL sex with anyone I meet on SL, and I make that clear to everyone. I don’t do photos/ voice chat/Skype. But if someone asks me if I’m married in RL, I always tell the truth.

I’m writing because I’m worried about this one guy. The cybersex is super hot, and he’s sweet. He’s my go-to guy, and I’m his go-to girl. He knows I have cybersex with other people in SL, and I have told him he is obviously allowed to have sex with others too.

But I’m worried our SL relationship has become a bit more. He leaves me messages when I’m not online, telling me he misses me and “loves being with me,” and I’ve said the same to him. I’ve also made it clear I have no intention of meeting anyone from SL in RL, ever. Regardless of my intentions, I’m worried that I’m crossing the line and being unfair to my husband. I’m also worried that I’m being unfair to my guy in SL, because I’m sure he must think I’m single, even though he has never asked. Am I crossing the line

I am a kinkster. I have been since I can remember (I am now 21 years old), and I’ve never told anyone about my deep dark desires until the last year. During my time at university, I made good friends with a guy who I was able to open up to about my preferences, as he had similar desires. We created a beneficial arrangement. I suddenly no longer felt like I needed to suppress my “fucked up” masochistic needs and became extremely happy and more comfortable with them. I keep a journal, and naturally I wrote about this arrangement and a lot of the explicit details. Last summer, my mother read my entire journal and was horrified. After she read it, I received a very nasty text message from her about how our relationship was over, she couldn’t believe what I had done, and she was no longer going to help pay for my postgraduate courses, etc. She was deeply disturbed to learn that some money she had given me for my 21st birthday was spent on a hotel room where I met up with my kinky friend. (It wasn’t like we could meet in my family home!) I never wanted my mother to know about any of this, and I feel bad for how it upset her, but this was also a huge violation of my privacy. The only way to resolve the situation was for me to pretend that I deeply regretted everything, tell her I can see now how messed up those “weird” sex practices are, and say that I’m cured and will never engage in them again.

Months have passed and I’m still angry with her for having read my diary. I feel sad about the lies I told and having to pretend—still— that I regret what I did. Because the truth is I’ve never felt more like myself than when I am doing BDSM. It’s not my entire world, but it is an important part of who I am. How do you think I should take things from here?

She’ll never understand, so telling her isn’t an option, but that means suppressing my deep upset at her as well. —Mother Unfairly Destroyed Daughter’s Libido Entirely Fuck mom; be you, MUDDLE. n

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Since June we have Sold over 35 homes and listed 33. Once again in The Prudential Real Estate Affiliates for 2009 our team has consistently Ranked in the top 3 for all four quarters out of 68,000 Agents.

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3600 Conshohocken Avenue, River Park Unit 2009: 1 Bed/1 Bath; 815 sq ft Condo $69,000 Unit 2101: 2 Bed/2 Bath; 1251 sq ft Condo $84,999 Unit 2209: 1 Bed/1 Bath; 815 sq ft Condo $59,999 7000 Greenhill Road, Overbrook Farms 5 Bed/5.1 Bath; 4200 sq ft Colonial $499,000 1628 Spruce Street #4, Rittenhouse Square 2 Bed/1 Bath; 800 sq ft Condo $325,000

3112 Haverford Ave., Powelton Village 5Bed/2.1Bath; 1,998 sq ft Townhouse $395,000 1919 Walnut Street, Rittenhouse Square 7,000 sq ft Commercial Space $2,950,000 20 W Turnbull Avenue, Havertown 1412 South Street, Avenue of the Arts 4 Bed/2.1 Bath; 2564 sq ft rehabbed colonial Commercial Space $825,000 $500,000 303-5 S 11th Street, Washington Sq West Unit 2: 1 Bed/1 Bath; 772 sq ft Condo $239,000 941 Bryn Mawr Avenue, Penn Valley 1224 Lafayette Road, Gladwyne Unit 10: 1 Bed/1 Bath; 868 sq ft Condo $215,000 5 Bed/2.1 Bath; 3100 sq ft Colonial $825,000 6 Bed/5.1 Bath, 8231 sq ft Normandy $1,395,000 Unit 5: 2 Bed/1 Bath; 736 sq ft Condo $300,000 6 E Dartmouth Road, Bala Cynwyd 191 Presidential Blvd #R901, Bala Cynwyd 2301 Cherry Street 4Q, Logan Square 3 Bed/2.1 Bath; 2236 sq ft Traditional $550,000 3 Bed/2.1 Bath; 1778 sq ft Condo $425,000 1 Bed/1 Bath; 943 sq ft Condo $150,000 4 Bed/2 Bath; 2351 sq ft Colonial $239,000 102 Trotters Drive, Phoenixville 5 Bed/4.1 Bath; 5729 sq ft Colonial $649,900 200 Walnut Avenue, Wayne 6 Bed/3 Bath Victorian w/Guest House $1,399,000

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1112 Spruce Street #5, Washington Square 3 Bed/2.1 Bath; 1,786 sq ft Townhouse $680,000

710 Preston Avenue, Bryn Mawr 3 Bed/2.1 Bath; 1800 sq ft Twin $325,000

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New Listings

THE WONDEFUL ARTISAN DEVELOPMENTS

Artisan Rittenhouse 1805 Lombard (10 Homes)

Artisan II 1431 Bainbridge (8 Homes)

4000 + Sq Ft 4/3.5 Elevator Deck 2 Car Garage & TA $2,000,000

Artisan 1501-1503 Kater

5600 Sq Ft 4/3.5 Elevator Roof Deck TA 2 Car Garage

4000 + Sq Ft 4/3.5 Elevator Deck 2 Car Garage & TA

1107-1121 N. Howard 1101-1115 N. Hancock 1102-1134 N Hope

$1,975,000

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221 Carpenter St

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810 S. 2nd St “A”

1118 E. Moyamensing

1000 sq. ft2/1 Prkng, Tx Abmt , lg grdn. $399,900

4/2.5, patio,deck & finished basement $369,000

600-02 N American N/C 3/2.5, Bsmt Garden, Garage, & TA From $650,000

133 Salter Street Fab. N/C

3550 Sq Ft 3 + Den/4.5 3 BalconiesDeck Garden + Garage TA $979,000

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118 Catharine St Award Wining,3500 sq. ft, grdn & grg. $1,300,000

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Zoned and Approved for 16 Town homes + 2 stacked Duplexes 20 off Street Spaces in gated Community

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MARCH 9TH

Contact your sales representative or call 215-563-7400 to reserve your space early.

714-22 Bainbridge St -13 Condos with Garage Parking - 2/2- Gardens & Decks. FROM $379,900

Great Rental 3rd & Bainbridge - Live & work from home in this fabulous space. 2 bedrooms +den,1.5 Baths, hardwood floors, Deck + Gallery space on 1st Fl. $3000 427 Queen St- Beautiful 3 story, 2 bedroom, 1 bath trinity, H/W, EIK & garden. $1400 225 Catharine St - Beautiful 3 BR + Den, 4 BA, H/W, Granite ktchn, grdn & 2 car parking. $3500 776 S. 2nd St - Very nice 2 Bedroom, 1 Bath Bi level apartment w/ CA + Lg Deck. $1350 810 S. 3rd St –Beautiful large 3 BR + Den home with hardwood floors t/o, yard + parking. $2500 1119 E. Palmer St –N/C 3 BR + Media Rm, 3 BA, H/W t/o, Fp, Lg Garden + 3 car parking. $2500 400 Spring Garden-N.C Commercial Space Available-800 to 1600 Sq Ft. Call for Details

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