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on the Rocks For close to 160 years, McGillin’s Olde Ale House has served up food, drink and plenty of love connections. Cover illustration: Steve Teare

Calendar: We prep you for an upcoming week of LOVE-centric events that don’t suck. | Page: 26

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Neighborly advice My neighbor Ron is a good, decent, affable if you want to become a citizen, the doors are open – but go through the proper channels. guy. However, what few people who are born of Our conversations usually include us complaining about something, either him calming this country like Ron – a third-generation Polme down about all the trash on the block – to ish-American – fail to realize, is that the U.S. this day, I’ll never understand why people lit- immigration and naturalization process is ter – and me talking him off the ledge when a frustrating road for people to come in and readily obtain citizenship – especialthe nightly fireworks show (and it has been nightly) wakes his pit bull ly poverty-level people fleeing thirdup and causes a bark fest he can’t world countries. stop. Some people who go through proper channels wait YEARS for “I got to put the dog in the damn citizenship, even though many sites basement sometimes, just to get say it can only take months. This some sleep, the barking is conis, of course, assuming you’ve had stant,” Ron says. “If I didn’t love a U.S. visa for at least five years, that damn dog, he’d be gone a long which is a process in itself entirely. time ago, believe that.” But back to children being sepIn addition to an affinity for his arated and being put in detention dog, he also loves to chat politics cages. Ron shrugged it off and said, and now that he knows what I do “take it up with the previous Adminfor a living, he’s full of story ideas about how the city needs to do this istrations, they’ve been doing that or the government needs to do that. since Clinton, man. Obama had a @SPRTSWTR I nod and say, “I’ll get right on it,” chance to change it and did nothing.

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but I wouldn’t have a personal life if I chased all the tips Ron’s bestowed on me during our stoop-side chats. On our most recent chat over the weekend, Ron struck up the topic of immigration. His stance is one that follows similar to the current Administration, that “illegals” must be deported no matter what. He even went as far as to say that while it’s heartbreaking to see children ripped from familiarity, the blame really is on the parents. “Look, man, I hear you,” he always starts when he disagrees with my point. “But if they didn’t bring their kids, [the Border Patrol] wouldn’t have to split them up, so in my opinion, the blame is on the parent. Those guys are just doing their job to protect us as American citizens.” We, the extremely fortunate American citizens. Times are tough for anyone not of the 1 percent, but no matter what, we are fortunate to be born of a country where we aren’t running from oppressive rule, malicious drug cartels or forced labor. It’s inconceivable for many of us to think that someone would pack up their entire life and flee a familiar country for a sliver of a better future. But honestly ask yourself, if you had to deal with any of those situations mentioned above, wouldn’t you as a human attempt a chance for a better life for you and your family? Risking a life to travel hundreds of miles in search of better life sounds like a pretty dire situation to me. Also to Ron, but who feels that

In fact, he enforced it.” There’s some truth to that. But Obama or Clinton or even George W. Bush wasn’t ripping children from their parents during the process. Putting kids as young as three-years-old in deportation hearings wasn’t what anyone had in mind in the establishment of due process. What we’re all witnessing now is an unprecedented level of inhumanity by a guy in charge elected to the highest office of a country that prides itself on sitting atop a bedrock of freedom and liberty for all. Listen, I’m not sitting here saying let’s open the floodgates and let everyone with a sob story come into the country. There need to be checks and balances, and I’m grateful for the people doing so every day along with our borders. My issue isn’t with them. They’re just following protocol. Where Ron and I see eye-to-eye is that people need to go through the proper channels to get in and get help. But all I’m saying is the process doesn’t need to be so impossible that the only solution is to risk life and limb to get it, only to be treated no better than cattle once you finally reach the gates. For those who disagree, as you read this, think about where you’re sitting at this very moment. I can almost guarantee it’s not in a cage.

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“Yeah, it’s backed up. There’s all kinds of shit in that hole. Including shit.” – A Philadelphia Water Department crew member emerging from a West Philly sewer main on Feb. 2. After taking one look at his face of disgust, we think it’s only fair (and extremely timely) that we give it up to the blue collar men and women of this city that allow our sinks to drain, our stoves to light and our cable to run (assuming you have a fiber-optic network).

Mea culpa time If you picked up a copy of our paper last week then you saw the awesome photo that produced this cover. What you didn’t see because we fucked up was any courtesies given to the photographer that took the image of a blue-haired actress straddling a goat, or ram or hybrid combo. The image was given to us courtesy of Theatre Philadelphia (full disclosure, the ones we used on the inside were too and we forgot to add in the appreciation). So sorry, our bad and it’ll never happen again. Except it might, because to err is human and all that shit.

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For the rest of the month, those snazzy new boxes all over Center City will offer a piece of history. In addition to offering a smartphone charging station and free Wi-Fi within its radius, the LinkPHL kiosks will also offer vintage photos of Philadelphia’s impact on the Civil Rights Movement during the 1960s. The images arrive courtesy of Jack T. Franklin collection currently on display at the African American Museum of Philadelphia running the entire month. So if you see one on the LinkPHL and are inspired to see more, you know where to go.

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– Response former Radnor Township commissioner president Phil Ahr gave to a U.S. District Judge when asked why he was choosing to plead guilty to federal child porn charges. Found where you might expect a sexual deviant to conceal kiddie porn, when federal agents raided his home they found images of sexual and sadomasochistic abuse involving children as young as infants in his basement. In addition, it was noted that some other interesting imagery was found on Ahr’s township-issued iPad. If convicted, Ahr, 68 faces up to a maximum 60 years in prison. John Montesano Art Director

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For close to 160 years, McGillin’s Olde Ale House has served up food, drink and plenty of love connections.

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Pictures cover the walls of those who have met t starts with a welcomed glance at the classic tavern with new frames being across the room, an immediate attraction between two strangers. added daily by either staff or customers, excitFrom that comes a greeting, fol- ed to put their mark on McGillin’s long history. In the past few years, Mullins, Jr. has crelowed by a name, a drink and, with all luck, a number. A social ex- ated a sign-in book for couples who have met at the tavern. Already the book has accrued change presumed extinct in the rejection-proof era of dating apps when it does more than 70 names and stories. Opened by William McGillin in 1860, the happen it can feel, albeit sappily, cosmic. Meeting a significant other in this fashion same year that Abraham Lincoln was elected may only come as hearsay nowadays, connot- president, the tavern stayed in the McGillin family for three generations. In ing a mythological aura. But it is an 1958, the establishment was sold to all too common occurrence at Mcthe Mullins, who have also kept it Gillin’s Olde Ale House, the oldest BY ANDREA in the family for the past three gencontinuously operating tavern in CANTOR erations. Philadelphia. Located at 1310 Drury St., MullNearly 160 years after its first ins, Jr. said the tavern has weathbrew was poured, McGillin’s has become a featured staple of social life in the city ered historical moments, including the Civil War and Prohibition, but also the peaks and and the meeting grounds for young couples. valleys of the restaurant and bar scene in PhilChristopher Mullins, Jr., co-owner of the bar adelphia. Throughout its existence, McGillin’s with his mother Mary Ellen and father Christopher Sr., attributes the communal seating has garnered popularity but has purposely not and young nightlife demographic as catalysts been “trendy.” “We know we’re not the fanciest bar. We for people meeting, something which he now don’t have the gastropub venues,” said Mulcan track with the rise in social media. “It’s become well known in the last cou- lins, Jr., who emphasized the cost conscious ple of years [that McGillin’s has been the menu. “We may not have the most exotic beers site for many new relationships], but it’s that come from the far corners of the world, but we’re authentic, we’re local. There’s a been going on for generations,” said Mullins, Jr., who has worked at the bar for 13 place for us in Philadelphia, and PhiladelPHOTO BY ANDREA CANTOR years but grew up visiting his grandpar- phians remember that.” Christopher Mullins, Jr., co-owner of McGillin’s Olde Ale House started a register for couples to sign that Philadelphia Weekly sat down with three met in the historic tavern. Since doing so, less than 10 years ago, the book has amassed more than 70 ents at McGillin’s. “I think social media actually helped to highlight that history, local couples who will always remember the names and stories. which we probably would not have realized impact McGillin’s has had on their personal even though forever people have met here.” lives.

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A Letter Away: Marie and Bill Miller

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Marie and Bill Miller stand in the same spot they met inside McGillin’s in 1962. The couple has been married for 53 years. | Image: Andrea Cantor

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arie, 80, and Bill Miller, 77, from Clifford Heights have been married for 53 years. Bill first laid eyes on Marie back in 1962 at McGillin’s during a night out from the Navy Yard where he was stationed. Marie was at the front bar with her friends, just having come off a late shift of nursing. Bill was quick to see Marie, but faced one hiccup — he was on a first date with someone else. Not a man to live with regret, Bill left his table to get more drinks and spoke with the woman at the bar stool, even getting Marie’s number as a result. “My date came up and I said, ‘would you like to meet Marie?,’ and she said, ‘No, I don’t think so,’” Bill recounts, known for his playful nature. Bill ended up calling Marie, and the two wound up back at an extremely crowded McGillin’s the next week. The place was so packed that Bill went by Marie, only catching “more or less her silhouette, because the light of the jukebox was behind her.” Unable to recognize her as the woman he had just called, he was once again infatuated and initiated a conversation, asking her where she was from. Marie was quick to note their previous encounter to which Bill joked back, not letting another awkward encounter stop him.

“I thought he was the [most handsome] man in the world,” said Marie. “I still do.” “In the dark,” Bill chimed in. After that, the two “went out like crazy,” quickly recognizing their “day and night” personalities with Marie being more serious and Bill as more of a jokester. The romance forcibly ended when Bill left for San Diego and subsequently deployed to Japan for two years in the Navy. A time before email and text, Bill began to write Marie letters. One of those letters included a marriage proposal. Marie was in Kansas City, experiencing a brief change of careers as a stewardess when she received the letter of his return to the States and of his proposal. Guided by her heart, she soon returned to Philadelphia. “My father was like, ‘you sure he’s going to show up because he’s in California and you’re back here.’ As I get older, I understand why he felt that way,” said Marie. “But if the chemistry is there, I think you just know, you just absolutely know.” Bill and Marie have two children, both who were Navy fighter pilots, and four grandchildren. They still have not brought their sons, who are located in California and Hong Kong, to McGillin’s but are still hoping to share with them the place where their story began.

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New beginnings: Nance and Regina Mullin

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Ryann Gallagher and Kevin Kulak reconnected after 20-odd years at McGillin’s and are now engaged to be married in the Fall. | Image: Andrea Cantor

Reconnections: Ryann Gallagher and Kevin Kulak

ance III and Regina Mullin from Society Hill met at McGillin’s on Jan. 1, 2011 during its celebration of the Mummers Day Parade, both having had bad dates the night before on New Year’s Eve. An annual tradition for Regina, she came early with friends, anticipating the tavern to be packed. Invited by a mutual friend, Nance came later and was stuck outside in the line. Once Nance got inside, he was immediately drawn to Regina. The two struck up a conversation that lasted hours. Heading back to Nance’s house, they let out his dogs, put on some Frank Sinatra, danced, talked, and then came back to McGillin’s for round two. “I thought he was attractive, and I thought he must be somewhat normal if he’s friends with my friend,” said Regina. “So he had that on his side.” The next year in 2012, the two were married. Admirers of the historic roots of McGillin’s, Regina and Nance continued in the old-timey footsteps. The two wed on the cobbled stone streets between 2nd and 3rd and Delancey where it meets Spruce St. A year after their wedding, they had a son, Nance IV. Today, just five years old, he’s already following in his parents’ McGillin’s-loving ways, becoming a regular for lunch and dinner. Married for the past six years, the couple reflected on the “comfortable atmosphere” at McGillin’s as a reason why so many love connections have been made there, including their own. “I think you can be yourself here. You don’t have to be on guard,” said Nance, 62, a retired software salesperson. “It’s not pretentious. It’s just a nice crowd, it’s a nice group of people,” added Regina, 44, a retired school psychologist. A long-time bachelor no more, Nance said he had “been looking for the right one.” “Oh, you found her,” Regina laughed, also acknowledging the 18 year age gap as nothing but a number. Each New Year’s Day, you can find Nance and Regina inside McGillin’s, celebrating nostalgia and a clean state at the bar where they first met and fell in love.

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t had been 20 years since Ryann Gallagher, 28, and Kevin Kulak, 26, had seen each other. As kids, Ryann’s cousin and Kevin’s sister would hang out and let them tag along until the two friends lost touch. That’s why when Ryann was introduced to Kevin in the upstairs room of McGillin’s in 2015, she “barely recognized him.” It would take two more chance encounters, also on the second level of the tavern, for Kevin to muster up the courage to bring a Coors Light over to Ryann at her high-top table. “The rest was history,” said Ryann, a finance and accounting recruiter. “That was it,” added Kevin, who is in finance and sales. “We didn’t stop talking the rest of the night,” Ryann reminisced. The relationship that formed was an unexpected surprise for both parties, neither ready for anything serious at the time of their reconnection. Kevin had just gotten out of a relationship and Ryann was completing her master’s and enjoying her early 20s, the latter of which she advises her sisters to do when they ask for dating advice. While the two were not actively looking for a relationship, as Kevin explained, “that always seems to be the time when you end up finding someone.” The pair, who both hail from Plymouth Meeting, are engaged with plans to get married in November 2020. Their engagement photos? Taken at McGillin’s. “I think it’s the best bar in the city. I mean that’s like our personal opinion,” said Kevin, smiling at his fiancée. “But anytime I think about it, I obviously think about Ryann and how we met.” The fact that the two reconnected in a place where many others have met their significant others only adds another special element to their story. “We were one of 74 couples that [signed their names in the book saying that they] have met here, and that’s probably nowhere close to the [number] of people [who] have been here and actually gotten married,” Kevin continued. “So anytime I think about when we met, we met in a place where a lot of people seem to meet their soulmate.” What’s more is that their love story is another memory in the larger tableau of McGillin’s relationship to Philadelphia. “This bar is a big part of Philly history and we are rooted in this area, so to be able to say we met in a bar that has so much meaning to other people and to the city is pretty cool,” Ryann explained. The last weekend of every February, the two return to McGillin’s to crack open a Coors Light and toast the bar that brought them back together.

After bad New Year’s Eve dates, Nance III and Regina Mullin found each other in this spot the very next day at McGillin’s during its Mummers Parade festivities. | Image: Andrea Cantor

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THESE FUN PHILLY-CENTRIC EVENTS SHOULD MAKE THIS VALENTINE’S DAY SOMETHING FOR THE MEMORY BOOKS BY ANDREA CANTOR

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Skate hand-in-hand across the Blue Cross RiverRink to music provided by DJ Lady FX. A romantic night to remember, your ticket will include all the works with ice skate admission, skate rental, flowers, chocolate, and a keepsake photo. Once the skates are off, walk around to on-site vendors for food and drink. | Feb. 14. 7-8:30pm and 9-10:30pm. $25. Blue Cross RiverRink, 101 S. Columbus Blvd. delawareriverwaterfront.com/ places/blue-cross-riverrink-winterfest

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You have your classic Valentine’s Day standards of flowers and candy. But let’s face it, those are more like fallback items in lieu of a creative date. Don’t get mad at the truth, we’re just doling out the tough love you need to show your special someone a truly special day. Instead of going for the pre-subscribed and frankly, cheesy, here are a number of ideas, from activities to activism, music to comedy that will put an extra big, red-lipped kiss on an otherwise Hallmark card of a holiday. TWITTER: @ANDREAJCANTOR Galentine’s Day Grab your gal pals and allies, and head on over to Young Advocates of Philly’s third annual Galentine’s Day. Enjoy happy hour-priced snacks and drinks and learn about ways to help your city. In the spirit of love, ticket sales and $1 from every drink purchased will be donated to Planned Parenthood Southeastern Pennsylvania (PPSP). Can you think of any better way to kick off Valentine’s Day festivities? | Feb. 13. 5-7pm. $5. Smokin’ Betty’s, 116 S. 11th St. ppsp.ticketleap.com/ galentines-day2019/

Valentine’s Day Wine & Chocolate Pairing Something sweet for your sweetie. Take this romantic class about the timeless duo — wine and chocolate. Taste and savor different pairings and learn the palate of contrasting and complementary flavors. | Feb. 14. 7:30-9:30pm. $81-$119. Wine School of Philadelphia, 109 S. 22nd St. vinology. com/class/chocolate-and-wine-pairing/

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Cupid’s Funeral Back for its second year, Matter Movement Group (MMG) presents a night of visual delights. Couples and singles can watch aerial dancing, burlesque, drag and more, all while supporting MMG productions through your ticket purchase. | Feb. 14. 9pm-12:30am. $15$40. Franky Bradley’s, 1320 Chancellor St. eventbrite.com/e/cupids-funeral

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Let’s be real, dating life can cause more awkward moments than we care to admit. Luckily, for your Valentine’s Day pleasure, these comedians will turn those cringe-worthy stories, dating taboos, and sexual secrets into a 90-minute goldmine of laughter. Perfect for the regular comedy seeker and that Valentine’s date — always good to know your other half has a good sense of humor — ”Awkward Sex... and the City” will be a | 9:30pm. $27-$37. Punch Line Philly, 33 E Laurel St. punchlinephilly.com/

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‘Casablanca’

“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.” I mean come on, can anything be more romantic than watching the 1942 classic Casablanca with your someone special? With legendary leads Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman and iconic lines, like “Here’s looking at you kid,” “We’ll always have Paris,” and “I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship,” you’ll be sure to swoon and most likely shed a tear. Before heading to your seats, grab an old-timey cocktail at Philadelphia Film Center’s Rick’s Cafe and listen to live music. | Feb. 14. 7pm. $5-$9. Philadelphia Film Center, 1412 Chestnut St. filmadelphia.org/events/casablanca-film-center/

A Sultry, Sexy and Succulent Valentine’s at Chris’ Jazz Cafe Can anything set the Valentine’s Day mood better than some good jazz? Take your someone special to hear the sensual sounds of Joanna Pascale as you indulge in aphrodisiacs from oysters to CBD-enhanced cocktails. | Feb. 14. 6pm, 8pm, 10pm. $20. Chris’ Jazz Cafe, 1421 Sansom St. chrisjazzcafe.com

Doctor ZhivaGoGo Valentine’s Ball & Dance Party It may be Russian-levels of cold outside, but things are heating up inside The Trestle Inn with their Doctor ZhivaGoGo Valentine’s Ball & Dance Party. Inspired by the beautifully tragic love story, Doctor Zhivago, step into your winter whites and into a groovy Winter Palace. The culminating event of Trestle Inn’s lineup of Valentine’s Day themed

Love Letter Train Tour Okay, it’s not The O’Jays’ “Love Train,” but step on SEPTA’s Market-Frankford EL line and get ready to fall in love with Philadelphia all over again. Painting the story of Philly, experience street artist Steve Powers’s collaboration with West Philly to create 50 murals that showcase an open-ended love letter. Tour the murals on the Market-Frankford elevated train line, and hear the stories behind the art from your on-train guide. Feb. 16. 10:30-12pm. $23. Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts, 128 N. Broad St. muralarts.org/tours/love-letter-2-16-am/

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Over the holidays, The Fund for the School District of Philadelphia sent out a letter targeted to those benefitting from a tax abatement. Photo by: Kerith Gabriel

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Greater goods The Fund is out here thinking of savvy ways to hustle for Philadelphia students. And it doesn’t care who it pisses off BY KERITH GABRIEL It was not Donna Frisby-Greenwood’s intention to offend anyone. But if you are a new resident benefitting from a tax abatement and felt some type of way upon receipt of a recent letter from The Fund for the School District of Philadelphia, then the letter did what it was intended. After receiving a manifest of names courtesy of City Councilwoman Helen Gym, The Fund got to work on drafting letters imploring residents to donate, even offering a formula to figure out how much you’ve saved on paying school taxes over the length of your abatement. It was a notion that some agreed with and some clearly did not. Inez Ruiz, a mother of two from East Kensington, falls into the latter. “We may own a newer home, but we’re in the same boat; it’s not like I have all this money that I have saved because of the tax break,” Ruiz told Philadelphia Weekly. “I understand why they send it, they’re looking for money, I get that, I just thought the letter didn’t take into account that not everyone can afford what these developers are charging for these homes these days who has the means to go beyond, that’s why the abatement is so appealing. I’ll donate sure, but don’t suggest I do the math, figure it out and send you a check, I’m just not OK with that.” Well fair, but Frisby-Greenwood contends that since the letter, the Fund had 18 people donate, ranging in $25-$3,000. Of course, that’s 18 from a letter containing 14,345 households with an abated property. So we asked Frisby-Greenwood – fresh off of major surgery just days before – on the Fund’s true intent and what else is coming down the pike that might set some people off. What do you say to people who saw the letter as offensive? We certainly were not trying to come off as harsh, we were trying to say here’s something for you to consider. Some people have already told us that they are interested in doing this, we just needed to make the ask, and so we’re asking. Certainly, we had no intention of offending anyone or guilting anyone. But if you’ve ever seen an annual appeal? They all make you feel guilty. That’s the whole idea.

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Donna Frisby-Greenwood, CEO and board president for The Fund of the School District of Philadelphia. We’re just trying to ask people who have the means to give and who would’ve loved to give the opportunity. Some people say that The Fund is putting the chicken before the egg. That the notion of development brings density, which in turn brings opportunity for city constructs. Does The Fund believe that development is already here and that we’re onto the next phase of growth which is aiding a cash strapped school district? We don’t have any thought on it, either way, to be honest. I lived away from Philadelphia for 10 years living in New York, Washington [D.C.], and Los Angeles and when I came back, Philadelphia was changing in a very positive way, and it continues to grow as a city. We’re already seeing a population increase and that’s a really positive thing for our city whether it’s spurned by development or other things that are happening. I read one article recently that noted that more people move to Philadelphia from New York City than from Philadelphia to New York City … we never know what brings people into the city, it changes but I believe being able to find an affordable home is a big thing, but we just don’t have an opinion one way or another. CONTINUED ON PAGE 24

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evastation erupted over the loss “We will also use these meetings to engage of 30th Street Station’s “iconic” in a dialogue with the public about why it is split-flap departures board, which vitally important that we make these updates came down on Jan. 26. Narratives so City services are available for all residents, grieved and honored the 1970s in- including people with disabilities,” McKee stalled sign in earnest. added. But what took a sizable backseat was the reAs the old board makes its way to the Railroad Museum of Pennsylvania in peated mention that the sign wasn’t in Lancaster County, it is interesting compliance with the Americans with to note the pre-ADA era it came Disabilities Act (ADA). NoncompliBY ANDREA from. In 1976, 14 years before the ance that served as the primary reaCANTOR ADA would be signed into law, the son for its dismantlement. disabled community in Philadel“We needed to implement a digital sign that was ADA-compliant as soon as pos- phia won a major victory with Disabled in Action of Pennsylvania, Inc. v. Coleman, also sible in order to comply with federal regulations, and the disability community made it known as the Transbus lawsuit, requiring all buses owned by public transit authorities reclear we should not delay any further,” said a ceiving federal funds to be wheelchair accessirepresentative with Amtrak to Philly Voice. The sign was unable to meet ADA stan- ble. In a city known for its historic pride, it’s dards for font and size. In addition, it was not integrated into the train station’s PA system also important to remember the negatives of for automated audible announcements or able what iconic structures and images can represent. For people in the disability community to include other visible messages. that history includes isolation, forced instituGiven the lack of celebration in this small tionalization and other forms of discriminastep for ADA compliance in a town riddled with inaccessibility, this gives pause to how tion, many of which still take place today. “I love that flipboard; the sound, the history, citizens and media outlets will respond to future changes to historic sites. Last month, the excitement I used to get seeing it. I am still Philadelphia Weekly profiled the City’s new hoping that there is a way we can save some Director of ADA Compliance Saron McKee, of that nostalgia with the new sign. The resistance to the new signage I believe is about who is in the midst of a large-scale data collecretaining history, I understand that. History tion of city infrastructure to evaluate federal also states that we should be ADA compliant compliance for people with disabilities. (ADA Act signed in 1990),”, Director of Dis“Updating public spaces to be ADA comability Pride Philadelphia, Inc. Vicki Landers pliant is incredibly important and necessary wrote in correspondence with PW. “We must work,” McKee told PW. “I understand people’s feelings of nostalgia for unique and interest- be inclusive! An ADA complaint sign will ing design elements such as the flipboard, and allow people with disabilities to travel with in many cases, I think there are ways to both independence. Everyone wants their indepenpreserve things that are historically signifi- dence, making the world accessible and inclucant while also making sure that everyone can sive is a human right.” Plans for a new flipboard sign seem to be in access resources. Soon, the City will embark the works as sneak peeks of a prototype with a on an accessibility review of about 500 city structures. After the physical review is com- digitized, vintage-feel came out on social mepleted, our office will engage the public in con- dia. A small sign of larger changes inevitably to versations about how we can be mindful when come, more importantly, the flipboard is emmaking changes to spaces.” McKee furthered explained that the find- blematic of a crossroads: whether this city can prioritize historical importance in the larger ings and eventual changes that need to be made will also act as a learning opportunity landscape of equality. for abled bodies to understand the necessity of these changes for equitable use of city inTWITTER: @ANDREAJCANTOR frastructure.

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ounder and lead guitarist of Canadian synth-pop-rock band Metric, James Shaw views Philadelphia as his “coming of age city.” At 16 years old, Shaw gained admittance to Curtis Institute of Music, the city’s renowned conservatory that includes notable alumni, such as American composer Leonard Bernstein and American-Italian composer Gian Carlo Menotti. A trumpet-major, Shaw vividly remembers his adolescent days studying music and buying alcohol as a minor, something which he was never able to get away with in Canada. “I went from the middle of high school and skipping class and smoking weed to living on my own and in Rittenhouse Square going to like music school,” said Shaw, who also attended The Juilliard School. “I would go into a convenience store, buy a six-pack of Rolling Rock and go sit on the roof of my apartment building and look out at Rittenhouse Square.” The musician and award-winning producer has returned to Philly for gigs, each time having the same sense of nostalgia. “I have a really weird thing with Philly,” explained Shaw. “As soon as I get out of the tour bus, I remember the smell of Philadelphia. Like I grew up there because I kind of did have this moment of coming of age in that city. It has this extra special meaning for me that town.” Ready to experience that visceral reaction once more, Shaw is coming back to Philly on Valentine’s Day to play at the Fillmore. Alongside lead singer, keyboardist, and songwriter Emily Haines, bassist Joshua Winstead and

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drummer Joules Scott-Key, Metric kicks off a 27-date national tour next week. Promoting their seventh album, Art of the Doubt, which dropped in September, the concert will also feature openers Zoé and July Talk. Metric fans wonder if the band, founded in 1998, will come to its close, especially with Haines’ solo career and Shaw’s ample production and contribution work for other artists and bands. “The band works. The band is functional. We enjoy being in the band. There’s no reason for us to necessarily stop,” said Shaw. “But also the world is flooded with people, and there’s a whole other generation of music that is coming up underneath us. And it starts to feel a little bit like where is the relevance in where you are and what you’re trying to do and what you’re trying to accomplish.” Outside of music, Shaw loves to cook and invites well-known musicians to his cabin up north for a meal. Shaw explained that invitees are expected to bring a vinyl record as a gift to add to his impressive collection. Shaw remembers receiving Neil Young’s 1986 album Landing on Water, which he claimed is “fucking terrible … unlistenable music.” “It’s just beyond awful and yet it’s Neil Young,” Shaw said. Shaw explained that Young was in the “middle of his career,” not yet the legendary Young or the newcomer who had to make every song a showstopper. The record was a realization for Shaw that he is in the middle of his career, positioned to take chances with his music and put out flop records. “If you have a career at all, you have a beginning of your career. If you do well enough, you get to the middle of your career. And if

you sustain the middle of your career, you become a legend, because no one sustains the middle of their career except the Neil Youngs of the world” Shaw theorized. “It’s weird that it took me seven records to get to the middle. But I feel now like my only job is to do everything in my power to experiment and learn, figure things out, try everything, don’t worry about what the world thinks, and just keep going with all of it until maybe I either reach legendary status or I die in a plane crash.” As Shaw awaits either glory or demise, Philadelphia Weekly took the intermediary opportunity to ask about Art of the Doubt and other insights into Metric. What was the thought process behind Art of the Doubt as a record and as the title song? I think what we were toying around with conceptually was the idea that the questioning process, the sort of the doubting process, the idea that everything isn’t perfect and it’s the sort of nuance of where things lie in the cracks that is the beauty of being an edge. It’s the idea that something that’s completely assured isn’t doesn’t really have the complexity that things that don’t have. The idea that when you’re when you’re creating something, when you’re crafting something, it’s sort of where you’re where your mind goes to what’s possible and what’s not possible, where you start to doubt things that things start to get interesting. We all know two plus two equals four but we don’t know is what we find interesting. And I think part of the process that we’ve been drawn to after all of these

years is what we don’t know and what we’re not completely assured of. I think that’s kind of where we were starting to explore on this record and starting to allow ourselves to make more mistakes and be rough around the edges and just sort of trust the output instead of instead of doubting so much. This is Metric’s seventh album. How do you think the sound compares to the past six? When we started like you know in the house in the woods and we went forward and we went forward through the woods and then forwards through the town and forward through the city and this time around for some reason it kind of feels like we took all of that knowledge and all of that experience and went back to the house in the woods and then forged an entirely new direction again. So it kind of feels a little bit like we revisited everything we’ve ever done while trying to make something new. And I think it has this really weird like if you’ve been a metric man for a long time and you don’t hold the record then it kind of has this eerie familiarity like you’ve heard all of this before. But it also kind of has this like, “But I know that I haven’t heard this before. It’s kind of a newer, fresher sound for these guys.” I think Metric has always gotten a lot of attention for its juxtaposition between gravitas lyrics and uplifting melody, a possible play on perception versus reality. How do you respond to that understanding of the music?

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Metric will be heading to the Fillmore on Feb. 14 on their Art of the Doubt tour. | Image: Justin Broadbent That’s Emily in a nutshell. Emily is an extremely depressing uplifting person. She is constantly dealing with the depths of where the human mind could go while being extremely energized and moving forward. She’s someone who’s always been energized by being in touch with the dark side of things. For her, just a general sort of happy-go-lucky brings her no energy at all. So I think that lyrically, one of the things that makes the band the band is the fact that in the beginning she took these kinds of sad songs and brought them to me and I bumped them and put a dance beat behind it and made things be a rock band. Twenty years later, it’s like we’re still doing that same thing. I think she’s found a lot of energy in that and if you see our live show, there’s a lot of energy. I think she’s trying to get across the idea that just because things are dark or frustrating or I think depression is really the wrong word because depressing takes the energy out of something, but if there is anger in it then that’s okay and you can use all of that fuel to get through those things. And I think that’s kind of why there’s a darkness to her lyrics but there is an energy to the music, because I think she uses the energy to get through the darkness. A lot of attention has been paid to Art of the Doubt’s “Now or Never Now,” “Underline the Black” and “Dress to Suppress.” But is there a song that you think is undervalued on the album?

It was weird. I mean it’s Billy Corgan, so I’m not gonna be like, “Oh my God it was the most normal summer of my life,” because no, I would be lying. They are a weird band, it was really intense. They played for like three hours and it was like a total honor to be on the tour, it really was, like they are a seminal band, and it was a big comeback tour for them. So I was really happy to be offered the gig. But it was a weird one, we were playing at like 7 p.m., I don’t like playing at 7 p.m. It’s like four o’clock is when nothing happens and 7 is when things start to happen. But you can’t keep your energy at 7 p.m. And so we’re sort of like off stage at 7:45 and in a restaurant at 8:30. So it was kind of like tour but it was kind of like I was working for Travel and Leisure Magazine. We have done a lot of those tours. We have opened for Muse, Imagine Dragons, Paramore. We have done a bunch of that stuff.

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Well, you’re being honest. I’m always honest. I’ll give you that. But you’re not opening for anyone when you come to the Fillmore on Valentine’s Day. Do you think the concert can fit in with the holiday?

When you close your record you’re not going to close it with something underwhelming but you gotta use something powerful to close a record. But at the same time, you’re putting it last which means that most people are never gonna get that. And so for me “No Lights on the Horizon” is my favorite tune, and I think it’ll probably be the one that gets the most undervalued like that should be that should be the song. If I die tomorrow, I’d like to be remembered for that song.

We’re not really one for like playing up to holidays. I think we played in Berlin on Halloween last year and it’s not like we come out in costume. So I think that will probably ignore the Hallmark version of that day and just go straight forward into a Metric show. If you want to bring a date, bring the date.

Now you’re touring the album, but you just finished a summer tour with Smashing Pumpkins. How was that experience?

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Lovers of art everywhere, what if a painting came out and grabbed you...and killed you? Youtube screenshot

There are a lot of things about Netflix that are deserving of criticism and complaint. Its interface is cluttered and inefficient, and nobody likes those auto-playing videos. The streaming giant is also not very transparent when it comes to statistics. What’s more, they just made a deal to make content out of Gwyneth Paltrow’s gross pseudoscience mill, Goop. And perhaps worst of all, Netflix appears to not care – in the slightest – about giving its subscribers access to movies produced prior to 1970. CONTINUED ON PAGE 22

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Chock full of niche Hollywood talent, Netflix’ Velvet Buzzsaw is one weird ride that doesn’t disappoint. Youtube screenshot

“…[A] a surprising form of revenge, carried out by the paintings … to imagine a local example, try to imagine if the brouhaha when they moved the Barnes Museum from Merion to the Parkway had ended with the Barnes’ art collection itself literally devouring those responsible for disregarding Albert C. Barnes’ wishes.”

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But there’s one big thing Netflix does that is undeniably great: it invests huge amounts of money in original content. And that’s a lot more than just Stranger Things and 13 Reasons Why. It’s a huge volume of documentaries and stand-up specials and even talk shows, from talent hailing from both the unknown and Hollywood established. There’s also Netflix’s investments in original films. Roma, Alfonso Cuaron’s very personal film about his childhood in Mexico City, was picked up by the streamer and is an Oscar contender. Netflix also played a part in restoring Orson Welles’ long-unfinished The Other Side of the Wind, which finally surfaced last year. Now Netflix has brought out Velvet Buzzsaw, a film so weird, so offbeat, and so out of nowhere, that it’s the sort of release that major studios never take risks on anymore. It’s hard to imagine, say, Paramount Studios green-lighting a horror film that satirizes the high-end art world, depicting the paintings

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themselves striking back against art aficionados. Sure, Velvet Buzzsaw, which was released last weekend on Netflix, following a Sundance Film Festival debut, doesn’t hold entirely together. But I so admired this film’s audacity that I didn’t much mind. Velvet Buzzsaw was written and directed by Dan Gilroy, who teamed with Jake Gyllenhaal five years ago on the gonzo local TV news drama and arguably the best performance of Gyllenhaal’s career, Nightcrawler. Here, the two re-team, along with Rene Russo (who is married to Gilroy) for an art-house satire that’s not quite as cynical as Nightcrawler, although it certainly comes close. Gyllenhaal stars in Velvet Buzzsaw as the gloriously named Morf Vandewalt, a powerful art critic, who finds himself up against Rhodora Haze (Russo), a former punk rock starturned art gallery owner. The bisexual Morf soon ditches his male lover (Sedale Threatt Jr., son of the former Laker) for Josephina, an art agent played by British actress Zawe Ash-

ton, the film’s breakout star. Josephine soon discovers the dead body of a man who lives in her apartment building and with it an extensive collection of undiscovered art and a demand by the deceased artist they be destroyed. These wishes, of course, are disregarded, leading to a surprising form of revenge, carried out by the paintings themselves. To imagine a local example, think about if the brouhaha over the Barnes Museum moving from Merion to the Parkway had ended with the Barnes Collection itself literally devouring those responsible for disregarding Albert C. Barnes’ wishes. The cast is uncommonly strong from top to bottom, with strong supporting roles from the likes of John Malkovich, Toni Collette, Daveed Diggs, and the now grown-up Stranger Things actress Natalia Dyer. Gyllenhaal shines in a role that’s somewhat against type, and Russo is one of those actresses who Hollywood sadly and unfairly

discarded once she reached a certain age. I was especially blown away by Zawe Ashton, an actress whose resume up until now consisted mostly of Channel Four dramas in the U.K. She’s got a major presence and holds her own against more established co-stars. Sure, the Velvet Buzzsaw veers into the ridiculous at times. But the vibe is so right that the ludicrosity gets a pass. Gilroy’s previous film, the 2017 Denzel Washington lawyer saga Roman J. Israel, Esq., had some good ideas but ultimately fell apart at the end. This is much better. Velvet Buzzsaw would make for a fine double feature with Ruben Ostlund’s The Square, the German film from two years ago that also combined art gallery intrigue with weirdo sex scenes, although Ostlund’s film never crossed into the supernatural. Gilroy’s new film is worth your time, even if you have to scroll past Marie Kondo to watch it.

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So you’ve done the letter which brought some success, what other methods of marketing are coming down the pike for The Fund? Well, let’s start with what we have done. One of our first tasks was to help raise $7 million for school libraries in K-3 classrooms. It was called the ‘Right Books’ campaign. The goal was to have books on every level in every classroom so that your kid might be in second grade, but they’re reading on a third-grade level, there’s a book for them. Or maybe you have a kid that’s in third grade and reading on a kindergarten grade level we have books for them to read. But the important thing is that those books are aligned with the curriculum but that they can read and comprehend them based on their reading level. This was anchored to [SDP superintendent] Dr. [William] Hite’s goal of having every child in a public school reading on or above their grade level by fourth grade. We received $3.5 from the Lenfest Foundation that we had to match and we did that through public donations. That’s actually pretty novel (pun intended) but specifically now, what’s The Fund working on to raise money? We’ve worked with Temple to raise funds to replace broken instruments to classrooms, there were nearly 1,000 broken instruments that were repaired and replaced last Fall. What campaigns are you personally most excited about? We’ve reached out to area restaurants and asked them to work with us. One of the ideas that is scheduled to happen in certain restaurants throughout the city is we are asking customers to give a tip for city schools we’re getting restaurants to work with us from February through March to add a line item on their receipts that allow people to give a tip. We are running that through February-March

and this was after going to the Pennsylvania Restaurant Association and presented our plan and we received really great feedback on the idea. I think there were 32 restaurant owners at that meeting. We’re still working on the details, but our office should have the number of restaurants that signed on to this idea very soon. We’ve also worked with a real estate company called the Goldenberg Group and we did our first dress down day. We asked people to purchase a t-shirt that read, ‘I dress down for Philly Public Schools’ and on the back listed every district school. So you paid $35 for the shirt and $20 when to the school that you designated and $15 paid for the making and shipping of the shirt. That had a lot of success last fall and we are planning to do it again this fall. We had companies like Jenkintown Building Services, that bought t-shirts for all their crews cleaning windows in the city and we had other businesses that care by shirts as well. It was a great campaign and one we’re looking forward to replicating in the future. What do you want people to know about these schools that they may not know, especially new residents that moved here and benefit from the abatement? Look, we know our schools get a bad rap. It’s just the way it is. But I know about these schools and there is a lot of good going on. For every failing student, we have three success stories. We have dedicated teachers and administrators. Sure, we’re poor, but we’re not hiding that and we as a District are doing a lot of good with the little that we do have. That’s why I believe in the work that The Fund is doing. We’re asking because we know it’s going to the right place and that’s to help our schools thrive.

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Valentine’s Day in the City of Brotherly Love It’s a City of Brotherly Love story. Get it? Love … story? It’s a love story. Eh, nevermind. Love, in all its many forms, has come to the City of Brotherly Love once more. Dinner dates. Drinks and dancing. Some sweet apps and a freakin’ Love Boat party on The Moshulu. There’s almost too much to do on this fine February Day of Endearment (just kidding—there’s never too much to do, just not enough time to do it all in). First came the national holiday. Then came the crazy consumer courtship. And now, we’ve finally reached relationship speeds upwards of Mach 69, aka, the Speed of Niiiiice. Seriously, Valentine’s Day can seem like a pointless chore, nothing more than another reason to have to buy something for that special or even not-so-special someone in your life. But this year, maybe don’t take it so seriously. Let yourself just enjoy a day dedicated to love, without any of the extras. And if you’ve got love, share it. If you don’t … find it. And if you can’t, don’t fret. This City’s got enough love to go around. Well, at least for the rest of today. Valentine’s Day in the City of Brotherly Love | Feb. 14. All Day. Free. LOVE Park, North 15th & Arch Sts. visitphilly.com/ – CAL SETAR | @CALSFRO Image courtesy of visitphilly.com

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Bollywood Night 2019

Bollywood movies are freakin’ insane … in the best way possible. Like, at this point we’ve all seen the insanity of some dude standing alone on a desert highway wearing almostblack aviators and a perfectly coiffed moustache, entirely unfazed by the howling horde of evil guys bearing down on him, right? Then he kills them all in physics-defying fashion and suddenly it’s become a new wave dance crave? Well, this event is that, but in dance party form. | 9pm. Prices vary. Mirage Lounge, 119 South St.

We’ll be honest; we’ve never had champagne and chocolate together. Sounds fuckin’ amazing though. If you’re a lovable loser like us, then this is your chance to get in on that fine life. Chocolatier & Pastry Chef Stephane Lesaint and Managing Director Barbara LeSaint will present their artisanal chocolate factory and the artisan’s profession. Then they’ll teach you how to eat chocolate (is by the fistful not the correct way?) so that you, ya know, actually savor the flavor. Plus … wine! | 6pm. $40. Alliance française de Philadelphie, 1420 Walnut St.

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We act sometimes like equity is some long-forgotten magical spell, something we used to know and understand well, but that has since been lost to the ages. But that’s not true. Equity is simply an idea, one we’ve possessed all along … we’ve just chosen not to pursue it. Because it’s hard. Because it’s not a switch you can flip, but a process you undertake. And it’s a process that starts with stuff like this; understanding social equity’s place in something as basic and overarching as architectural theory. | 8am. Free. Center for Architecture + Design, 1218 Arch St.

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Mystery Prize Bingo

If you’ve never been to a bingo hall, you’re seriously missing out. Sure, general speaking, the clientele might be of a certain age, but those silver-tinged superstars don’t go easy. They’re serious about the game, and they’re serious about enjoying themselves. $35 gets you in the door, but you better bring your grade-A bingo game if you plan on heading home with any of the awesome special prizes. | 7pm. $35. Polish-American Stringband, 2727 E Westmoreland St. polishamerican stringband.com

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Pasta and Wine Night

We swear we didn’t miss the boat on Restaurant Week, we just knew we had this one event in our backpocket and we were saving ourselves for … oh, just kidding. But you know what isn’t a joke? This deal. $20 for a delicious homemade pasta dish (that you won’t otherwise find on the menu), paired with one of many mouthwatering wines by the glass. What could be better than that? Solving world hunger, sure. But we’re just worried about your hunger for now. | 5pm. $20. Jake’s & Cooper’s Wine Bar, 4365 Main St.

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Plastics Reduction Task Force Public Forum

We’re not going to fix the world by recycling. If you’ve, we dunno, watched the news or talked to other people or, heck, even walked outside recently, then you’re already well aware of the ever-increasing dangers global warming has wrought. We require more serious intervention. But until then, the least we can do is worry about our own carbon footprint. And the people at Weavers Way Co-op know that starts with the reduction of plastics. | 7pm. Free. Summit Presbyterian Church, 6757 Greene St. eventbrite.com

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The Estelle Experience Lover’s Rock Live

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Singer. Rapper. Songwriter. Is there anything Estelle can’t do? Maybe solve world hunger, but hey … it’s a big ask. We’ll give her a few more years. In the meantime, her music more than makes up for her lack of a long term global food solution. From her first hit “1980” (recorded and released in 2004) to 2018’s Lover’s Rock, she’s run the gamut of musical styles and then some. This latest iteration brings contemporary reggae into the Estelle Experience fold. It’s gonna be irie, mon! | 7pm. $22. The Fillmore, 29 E. Allen St. concerts1.livenation.com

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Philthy Takeover 005: Soley A/V Set

It’s gonna be alien bass, and it’s gonna be hella weird. But also fun. Nick Soley brings a combo of “Soley music and Kawaii visuals” together for a transcendental and, undoubtedly strange, audio and visual experience. He’ll have Hattrix and Twinsyndrome on backup, plus a special guest (can you guess which Phamily member that might be?). Don’t delay in gettin’ in on this A/V goodness … there’s only 75 tickets available. | 10pm. $25. The Boom Room, 1300 N. Front St. eventbrite.com

Good luck finding a groove here. Not that there aren’t plenty of grimy, gritty grooves to be had; just that they’re probably gonna be buried in impossible-tounderstand vocals and time signatures as unsettled as the President when he has to use a word with more than two syllables. Seriously though, this is gonna be a heart-stopping, mindbending, throat-tearing good time, and you won’t wanna miss it. | 8pm. $14. MilkBoy, 1100 Chestnut St. ticketfly.com DANCE

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A future promised. A past that never existed. Vaporwave—it’s for all of us. That sounds like the tagline for a shoe company or something. But it’s not. It’s the truth behind Terminally Chill, The Barbary’s “dance party devoted to the vast and dynamic internet music scene of Chillwave/Vaporwave/ Future funk/Lo Fi House and other microgenres or unclassifiable music you can dance to.” Which. Come on. That’s badass. Plus, you can use your new shoes to go dancing. Wait, what? | 9pm. Prices vary. The Barbary, 951 Frankford Ave.

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Disco Skate

Skates. Grooves. Moves. That’s the trifecta behind this awesome blade-based event. Lace up those sharp shoes and get ready to let loose to the sultry, saucy sounds of the 70s. We’re talkin’ disco. We’re talkin’ hard rock. We’re talkin’ Aerosmith, Fleetwood Mac and a whole heaping helping of Freddie Mercury (did you know they made a movie about him? Crazy). You won’t wanna miss this hoppin’ dance craze, so get off that couch and get ready to move and groove. | 7pm. Free. Dilworth Park, 1 S. 15th St.

When is a dance a party? And when is a party really just a dance? And when is a dance party a good time? All the time, dummy. Seriously though, if there’s dancing, it’s a party. But if there’s partying, it’s not necessarily a dance. Heretofore, if you wanna get down with the sick sounds of Drake and Co., head on over to Kung Fu Necktie for an evening of pop rockin’ and bee boppin’, where it’s always a party, but that sure as shit doesn’t mean you have to dance. | 10pm. $5. Kung Fu Necktie, 1248 N. Front St. eventbrite.com

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Lunar New Year at the Rail Park

There’s a been about a metric butt ton (feel free to check our math on that) of lunar new year-related events over the last couple of weeks, and we just wanna go on record as saying we think that’s legit awesome. The world is a better place when we’re all sharing what makes us special and unique. And while we or you or that person over there may not celebrate the lunar new year in early February, that doesn’t mean we can’t get down with some Lion Dancing, calligraphy lessons and/or lots of delicious food. | 12pm. Free. The Rail Park, 1300 Noble St. chinatown-pcdc.org MUSIC MUSIC

My Chemical Slow Dance

Emo kids (and former emo kids, now emo adults aka That Girl in Your Office With The Saves The Day Patch on Her Laptop Bag) get it. They really do. And what we mean by that is they’ve managed to turn their genre of music into an entire series of insane Halloween-esque events. Like this one. Dress up in your best and most formal attire, then show up to The Fillmore for an evening of pop-punk, punch and Prom Like You Always Wished It Had Been. | 9pm. $14. The Fillmore, 29 E. Allen St.

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Cupid’s Bar Crawl 2019

Space Jesus seems like a weird dude. But in all the right kind of ways. Like, if you met him at a party, he might seem spaced out and awkward and you’d walk away from talking to him thinking maybe you’d said something wrong. But then you’ll bump into him again out front later and he’ll remember your name and what you talked about and smile like you’ve known one another for years, all before asking if you’ve got any has. So like, definitely weird. But good weird. | 8pm. $25. The Fillmore, 29 E. Allen St.

It might not be Valentine’s Day yet, but that doesn’t mean we can’t get a jump on the all the flowers and fornica- ... nevermind. Seriously though, this holiday’s all about the hoochie and we’re tryin’ our very best to get you there. Old City’s got bars for days and that means all kinds of ways to enjoy yourself on this Cupid crawl. Drink, love, be merry … just don’t get too carried away and make sure you keep your hands to yourself. | 9pm. Prices vary. Old City, Market St.

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Jim Gaffigan: Quality Time Tour

It’s funny (see what we did there?), Jim Gaffigan always makes us think of raunchy comedy, of gross-out stuff that’s crude and ridiculous … and in a lot of ways, that’s exactly what Jim seems to be about (hot pocket!). But he’s also not a cusser, not a big fan of racy subjects or over-the-top material. He’s like a goofy dad who just happens to actually be funny. In fact, that might be exactly what he is. Dudes got like, 12 kids, after all. | 7pm. Prices vary. The Met Philly, 858 N. Broad St. concerts1.livenation.com

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Sweat + Sip

Yoga isn’t for everyone. Alcohol isn’t for everyone. But we gotta say, combining the two seems like one hell of a hot idea. Not literally hot, of course. Hot yoga and hot beer sounds like a recipe for sea sickness on land. Maybe hot yoga and a hot toddy, but even that sounds a little like overkill. Nah, we’ll stick with our normal yoga class followed by a complimentary mimosa or bloody mary from Grubhouse, thank you very much. | 9am. Prices vary. The Bourse Philly, 111 S Independence Mall E. sweat-fitness.ticketleap.com

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Lovers and Others Market What better way to celebrate the upcoming Day of Valentine than with local vendors and artisans, a polaroid photo booth, tarot readings, caricatures and, of course, plenty of jewels. Jewels for the buying. Jewels for the selling. Jewels for aligning your chakras and destroying your enemies (ok, maybe not that last one … yet). It’s a local artisan market tailor made for Philly. So bring a lover or an other, just make sure you get yourself there. | 1pm. Free. Sphinx and Snakeskin, 45 N. 2nd St. bloodmilkjewels.com FOOD & DRINK

Beer and Girl Scout Cookies

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undoubtedly actual geniuses (we’re still up in the air on the evil part). Their beer game is great, of course, but honestly … their event acumen may be even more stunning. Take this event, for example. Girl Scout Cookies? Awesome. Beer? Awesome. Put it together and you get … Double Awesome aka, a tasting event unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. | 3pm. $40. Evil Genius Beer Company, 1727 N Front St. evil-genius-beer-company. ticketleap.com SHOW

Glitter High, Drag Out

We love an event like this (and not just because it involves drag queens, although drag queens are amazing creatures with incredible power and should be treated as such). Donations are encouraged, but not demanded, so if you’re not rolling in it, you can still get in and enjoy the event. Which, in today’s cost-conscious world is more than just a boon; it’s a gift. So go and get glitter high … even if you’re not necessarily livin’ the high life. | 8pm. Prices vary. Tattooed Mom, 530 South St. tattooedmomphilly.com

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The Wall Live Extravaganza

Sorry to disappoint any MAGA maniacs out there (and really, what are you doing reading this paper anyway? Don’t you know we consort with losers and less-thans and people who think everyone should have a fair shake in life?), this isn’t The Wall you’re looking for. It’s Pink Floyd’s “Wall,” only made new again. If you’ve never had a chance to see Pink Floyd live, this may be the closest you’ll ever come. | 8pm. Prices vary. The Fillmore, 29 E. Allen St. concerts1.livenation.com ART

11th Annual Heart show

11 years later, this kind of awesomeness is still going strong … man, what an awesome city we get to call home. There’s all the important stuff, of course, like there’s one heart per artist and you have to pick them up at the Fishtown location. Plus, all unsold hearts from the last decade will be available. But then there’s the really, really important stuff, like that all proceeds from the show go to benefit Planned

Well, kids. It’s been a little more than a month … how’re those resolutions holding up? Good, huh? Oh yeah, we totally believe you. No, no--no need to prove it to us by running a mile in under 15 minutes. Like we said, we totally believe you. But, ya know, just in case, we’ll leave this annual, one-day fitness and wellness expo that allows you to experience classes from local fitness studios and gyms for $7 right here. Ya know. Just in case. | 9am. $7. Kimpton Hotel Monaco Philadelphia, 433 Chestnut St.

Ava Day at TMJ’s

Ava is a little girl. Ava is sick. Ava needs your/my/ everyone’s help. Tall Man Joe’s has made it very easy for you to help Ava. All you gotta do? Go to Tall Man Joe’s. Enjoy a tall boy. Maybe some wings. Really, it doesn’t matter what you get, just make sure you get enough to make a difference (if you want … no pressure at all). 20% of proceeds from open to close go to Ava’s fight, so get there when you can, spend what you will. | 11am. Free. Toll Man Joe’s, 26 E. Oregon Ave.

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National Treasure - A Live Reading

You know who/what is a real national treasure? Nic Freakin’ Cage. The man has been in so many movies, it’s literally impossible to keep count. Snake Eyes. Leaving Las Vegas. The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. The Family Man. The Rock. Gone in 60 Seconds. Face/Off. And so many, many more. But you’ve never seen a Nic Cage movie like this, ie; as a dramatic reading with live performers. Prepare yourself for the truest love story of all … Nic Cage and the Declaration of Independence (and all of us). | 7pm. Free. Tattooed Mom 530 South St.

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Adventures of a Vatican Astronomer

What can a Vatican astronomer teach you? There’s only one way to find out, and that’s by attending this awesome event from The Magi Project and The Collegium Institute. Seriously though, this is like something straight out of a Dan Brown novel. Which potentially means both good and bad things, generally speaking. But all we know for certain is there’s bound to be an albino monk and some level of murderous intrigue. | 530pm. Free. Bodek Lounge, 3417 Spruce St. eventbrite.com

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One Book, One Philadelphia back at it with the badness. By which we mean goodness. By which we mean criminal justice reform, which is both good and bad. District Attorney Larry Krasner and Chief Public Defender Keir Bradford-Grey will discuss how their offices are working together to affect criminal justice policy and reform, and a panel of formerly incarcerated leaders will discuss advocacy in juvenile justice, reentry services and local policy. Bad … becoming

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Part of Philly Theater Week 2019, We’ll Sleep When We’re Dead is the brainchild of the wild minds behind the Hum’n’bards. In a world where governmentmandated chipping to end the need for sleep provides new ways to exploit workers, dreams are all but extinct. Why? Well, my dear friends, it can be difficult to dream - big or small, real or imagined - when there’s no sleep. All that being said, if this dystopian future was what we needed to finally make Sleepeasies a thing, well, we’re onboard. | 8pm. $5. L’etage, 624 S. 6th St. humnbards.ticketleap. com

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The Seltzer Hour

Cool. Refreshing. Comedy. That’s what The Seltzer Hour has in store for any of you laugh-chasing lunatics out there. There will also be Seltzer. We don’t know exactly what that means, since they choose to treat it as a proper noun, but our assumption is that it’s some kind of wildly hilarious secret add-on that only the organizers know about. Or it’s, ya know, actual seltzer. Either way we’ll be happy. | 730pm. $5. Philly Improv Theater, 2030 Sansom St. eventbrite.com

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The Daguerreotypes of Robert Cornelius

Atlas Obscura is fantastic. They make it their business to find the strangest, most obscure stories and bring them right to us. Sometimes, even in flesh form (that sounded so dark, but we swear we only sorta kinda meant it in that way)! Here, Atlas Obscura and The Conservation Center for Art & Historic Artifacts explore early photography in Philadelphia and current preservation efforts, all through the lens (see what we did there?) of the work of Philadelphians Paul

Beck Goddard and Robert Cornelius. | 530pm. $25. Conservation Center for Art & Historic Artifacts, 264 S. 23rd St. eventbrite.com POETRY

You Can’t Kill a Poet

You’re god damn right, you can’t. For the uninitiated, the idea of poets being immortal is, in fact, entirely metaphorical (who would’ve guessed, right?). But it’s also, in a way, literal (not to be confused with literary, although they are sometimes that too). It basically means that you can’t hurt a poet, because being creative is often being in pain. Pain to conjure your art. Pain to endure the response. Pain to return to the well, again and again and again. Plus, if you get published, that shit stays on the internet for like … weeks. Maybe even months. | 730pm. Free. Tattooed Mom, 530 South St. tattooedmomphilly.com LEARN

Quick and Dirty Screen Printing We’re always in for anything quick and dirty. Just kidding. Sorta. But seriously, an event like this where you get to learn how to make something and then take those making skills and the knowledge that comes with them home to, well, make your own stuff, is just the best. It’s like, you’re paying someone who knows how to screen print, to teach you to screen print, so you won’t have to pay other people to screen print for you. There’s a word for that, but we can’t

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This is another one of those, “here’s money, teach me how to do a thing so I don’t have to pay people to do a thing for me.” Only here, instead of screen printing or fixing a cracked iPhone screen, it’s chickens. Seriously though, it might seem crazy to keep chickens in a city. But you can get free eggs, cute ass chicks (everyone loves cute chicks) and a backyard full of squawking best friends. All you gotta do is give em food and a warm place to sleep. | 7pm. $30. Mt. Airy Nexus, 520 Carpenter Ln. eventbrite.com DATING

Sick of JSwipe 2019

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dating and hanging out and seeing where things go and letting the other person pick the place you eat because you fear judgement, or judging them because they pick Taco Bell. If you’re Jewish and looking for love in 2019 outside Tinder, then this event may well be perfect for you. | 6pm. $12. Franky Bradley’s, 1320 Chancellor St. tribe12.org LEARN

House Plant Heroes

It’s been a minute since we’ve included a nice drink-and-learn-about-plants event, so here’s to hoping we got a whole bunch of house plant enthusiasts in the audience. Or, better yet, a bunch of not yet-butdesperately-hoping-to-behouse plant-enthusiasts, because, let’s be real, if you already know the ins and outs of house plant ownership then you’ve probably got little reason to show up to this. Unless you just like hanging out. Which, ya know … we’re cool with. | 7pm. $20. Frankford Hall, 1210 Frankford Ave. eventbrite.com

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Leslie Knope’s Galentine Quizzo Night

It’s almost Valentine’s Day, and you know what that means … Parks and Recs trivia! Seriously though, the entire idea of Galentine’s Day (a celebration of all the women warriors in your life) is magical. It should be a national holiday--look out for our petition in next week’s Scene. Anyway, if you think you know all there is to know about Pawnee and its colorful band of locals, then skip the whizz palace and order up another round of Snakejuice. | Wednesday 9pm. Free. City Tap University City, 3925 Walnut St. citytap.com

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Luenell: A Valentine’s Spectacular Luenell is one of those comedians you recognize the minute you see her, but then you can’t come up with exactly where you know her from. Trust us; she’s been in hella awesome stuff. But we’d like to focus for a moment, if we can, on two of her best roles. We can’t decide which is our favorite, so we’ll leave it up to you … Dylan Toback in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and the hooker Borat brings to dinner with southern conservatives. | 830pm. $40. Warmdaddy’s, 1400 S. Christopher Columbus Blvd.

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Real Housewives Trivia to benefit the PSPCA

Hosted by Bennett from 96.5 TDY and Beth Lawrence, this is an evening of trivia that’s sure to make you say, “Oh, thank God I’m not the only one.” We have a sneaking suspicion that a lot more people watch Real Housewives than would actually own up to it. And again, there’s literally nothing wrong with watching Real Housewives. If it helps you forget your day, then more power to you. Just, ya know, be better. That’s all. | 7pm. $8. Punch Line Philly, 33 E. Laurel St.

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BYO. BYO. BYO. We’re committed to giving you all the most important info right upfront, so if you’re thinking about coming to this screening of Baz Luhrmann’s wild retelling of the classic tale, “Romeo + Juliet,” there you go. It’s BYO. Six packs of beer. Bottles of wine. You know, the good stuff (no full bottles of liquor). Then, sit back and enjoy wispy Kate Winslet, almost-aswispy Leo and, of course, everyone’s favorite Capulet, John Leguizamo. | 730pm. $8. PFS Roxy Theater, 2023 Sansom St.

Whether you’re part of a loving couple or rolling stag, this is your chance to find out more about the science behind that mysterious thing we call love. Well … sorta. In that, David E. Dunning will tell the story of Dmitri Mendeleev’s periodic table and the “relationships” discovered between elements. But it won’t all be that exciting. There’s also a reception featuring live music and hors d’oeuvres and drinks inspired by the theme of love. | 7630pm. $20. Science History Institute, 315 Chestnut St.

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Yung Gravy: Experience the Sensation Tour Yung Gravy is a 21-year-old rapper from Minnesota. If that, combined with the above picture, isn’t enough to get you to the show, then we really don’t know what else to say. How about this? According to Gravy, he “makes music for your mother, your sister, and even your father.” He also refers to himself as “sweet, creamy, succulent Gravy.” So. Ya know. There’s that. | 9pm. $22. TLA, 334 South St. concerts1.livenation.com

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Sweetheart Skate

Love, love, love and more love. That’s what this event, and all the others that follow, are all about. Really, that’s what this city is about. And not just brotherly love. Sisterly love. Fatherly love. Motherly love. Cousin-ly love. All the love, all the time. That’s what we’re about 24/7, but it’s not so often we get to share it with you all, and the rest of the people at the rink. Watch out, kids! It’s triple lutz time! | Thursday 4pm. Prices vary. Dilworth Park, 1 S. 15th St. centercityphila.org

Comedy. Live music. Love. Honestly, what else could you need? Well, how about a surf and turf dinner? Yeah, that’s good too (though we’ve got mad love for the vegans and vegetarians amongst us, and wouldn’t begrudge anyone a nice tofu dinner). Put it all together and what do you get? Buddy Love’s Valentine’s Day Comedy and Dinner Show. Man, with a name like that, it’s almost like he was made for this. | 730pm. Prices vary. Ukie Club, 847 N. Franklin St. belovenation.com

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Hedwig and the Angry Inch: Valentine’s Day Benefit Performance

Starring the award winning reTHEATER cast, featuring Mimi Imfurst from RuPaul’s Drag Race as Hedwig, this one-time performance of the raucous Broadway hit will go to benefit the Attic Youth Center, which creates opportunities for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning (LGBTQ) youth to develop into healthy, independent, civic-minded adults. ‘Nuff said, amiright? | 8pm. Prices vary. Voyeur Nightclub, 1221 Saint James St. eventbrite.com

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Vegantine’s Day Dinner

Veganites, unite! It’s gonna be a tasty veggie-only culinary experience, and only you and Cupid are invited. Well, plus your date … assuming you have a date. We didn’t mean to assume you had a date, though it’d be kinda weird if you didn’t and--know what? We’re gonna stop talking now. This prix fixe gets you five courses of delicious vegan awesomeness ... and a whole evening without anyone asking when your date is gonna show up. | 7pm. $40. Saint Benjamin Brewing Company, 1710 N. 5th St. stbenjaminbrewing.com

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Neon Nights Lingerie Party

Love means different things to different people. Who are we to judge? For some people, it’s a quiet dinner at home with their significant other. For other people, it’s a cold drink at an empty bar, with a muted tv on in the corner. And for others still, it’s 15 lingerie models and a whole lot of neon. Look, all three options sound good to us … we’re just here to let you know what’s going on. No muss, no fuss, no judgement … just fun. | 9pm. Prices vary. TLO Event Complex, 1621 Cecil B. Moore Ave. eventbrite.com

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Love Letter Steve Powers Pop-Up!

Looking for something a little out of left field for Valentine’s Day 2019? Well, look no further, because the baddies behind Mural Arts and the Love Letter project are coming in with another batch of bus window beauty. Steve Powers, artist and creator of the Love Letter project, is gonna spend his day alongside Cupid live printing a special love-related image at the Suburban Concourse Station on Valentine’s Day. It’s free and a little dirty … this is about as left field as we can go Thursday 11am. Free. Suburban Station, Concourse Level at Track 0, Section A, 16th St. and JFK Blvd. muralarts.org

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CHECK OUT A FEW OF OUR GREAT LISTINGS AND RENTALS MARKETPLACE 37 MOST OPEN ON SATURDAY AND SUNDAY 241 S 6TH ST #2002-2003 (INDEPENDENCE PLACE) - SOCIETY HILL - 2 BR + DEN/2BA - HUGE BALCONY - $999,000 201 QUEEN ST #1 (ACME PIANO) - GREAT CONDO - PARKING - 2 BR + DEN/2 BA - FIREPLACE - $1,100,000 OPEN HOUSE SATURDAY 2/9/19 FROM 1:30 TO 2:30 & SUNDAY 2/10/19 FROM 12:00 TO 2:00 & 3:00 TO 4:00 854 S FRONT ST - GREAT N/L - BEAUTIFUL NEW REHAB - 3 BR/3 BA, GARDEN & GREAT DECK. $699,900 OPEN HOUSE SATURDAY 2/9/19 FROM 12:00 TO 2:00 AND SUNDAY 2/10/19 FROM 12:30 TO 1:30 AND 1:30 TO 2:30 830 S FRONT ST - BEST BUY - 3 BR/2.5 BA - FP - FINISHED BASEMENT - GARDEN - $699,000 OPEN HOUSE SATURDAY 2/9/19 FROM 3:00 TO 4:00 AND SUNDAY 2/10/19 1:30 TO 2:30 & 3:00 TO 4:00 123 LEAGUE ST - GREAT N/L - ONE OF 7 ORIGINAL CLAPBOARD HOUSES LEFT IN THE ENTIRE CITY. HISTORICALLY CERTIFIED. 3/1.5 + LARGE GARDEN. $439,900 524 CHRISTIAN ST ‘B’ (SUNSHINE COURT) - QV - 4 BR + DEN/2 FULL & 2 HALF BA, FP + GARAGE. $799,900 OPEN HOUSE SUNDAY 2/10/19 FROM 12:00 TO 1:00 AND 1:30 TO 2:30 2119 PINE ST #1 -LOCATION! LOCATION! 2/2 , H/W, FP $599,000 - #5 - 2/BR/2.5 BA - H/W - FP, DECK - $675,000 306 QUEEN ST - QUEEN VILLAGE - LIGHT & DRAMA - 3 BR/2.5 BA - FP - DECK & GARDEN - RED $620,000 OPEN HOUSE SUNDAY 2/10/19 FROM 12:00 TO 1:00 427 QUEEN ST - QV! LOVELY 3 STORY 2 BR TRINITY - HW FLRS T/O, WOOD BURNING FP, GARDEN. $279,900 OPEN HOUSE SATURDAY 2/9/19 from 12:00 to 1:00 and SUNDAY 2/10/19 from 12:00 to 1:00 417 SOUTH ST - GREAT COMMERCIAL RENTAL - 9000 SQ FT OF LOFT SPACE - ($14.00 A SQ FT - CAN BE SUBDIVIDED) 905-07 S 2ND ST - DROP DEAD GORGEOUS 4 BR/3.5 BA - DECK - GARDEN + 2 CAR PARKING - $1,250,000 OPEN HOUSE SATURDAY 2/9/19 FROM 12:00 TO 1:00 AND SUNDAY 2/10/19 FROM 12:00 TO 1:00 & 1:30 TO 2:30 701 S 2ND ST - QUEEN VILLAGE - DOCTORS OFFICE & 2 APARTMENTS - $699,000 1723 BAINBRIDGE ST - GRADUATE HOSPITAL - DUPLEX - 1ST /2 BEDROOM - 2ND/3 BEDROOM. $699,000 617 KIMBALL ST - NICE 3 BEDROOM HOME WITH HARDWOOD FLOORS, FP & LARGE YARD. $415,000

What They Are Saying: “The house we just sold is the one we purchased from Kathy and Patrick in 2004. They were a pleasure to work with then and an even bigger pleasure now. Their knowledge of the market is impeccable. They work hard and have super knowledge of the city and the ebb and flow of business. We always had confidence that our house would sell. If we EVER return to the city we will immediately go through Kathy and Patrick.” j polomano3

Patrick Conway

215-266-1537 215-850-3842 Society Hill Office • 215.627.6005 • Please visit us online at www.conwayteam.com

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Anne E. Koons The #1 Agent of the Cherry Hill Home Marketing Center 2018, 2017, 2016, 2014, 2013 & 2012 NJAR Circle of Excellence PLATINUM Award 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, 2012,GOLD 2014, 2013 Direct 856-795-4709 office 856-428-8000 ext. 142 Website: www.annekoonsrealestate.com Akoonsbhhs@gmail.com

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Anne E. Koons The #1 Agent of the Cherry Hill Home Marketing Center 2018, 2017, 2016, 2014, 2013 & 2012 NJAR Circle of Excellence PLATINUM Award 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, 2012,GOLD 2014, 2013 Direct 856-795-4709 office 856-428-8000 ext. 142 Website: www.annekoonsrealestate.com Akoonsbhhs@gmail.com

ACCREDITED LUXURY HOME SPECIALIST Licensed in NJ & PA

ACCREDITED LUXURY HOME SPECIALIST Licensed in NJ & PA

NEW PRICE Medford Twp./Taunton Lakes A truly unique custom built home located on Tauton Lake with 4 Bedrooms, 4 full baths, indoor pool, formal living & dining room, huge custom kitchen, sunroom, walk out basement, private office, 2 car garage is located on pristine grounds. $824,999

Cherry Hill/ Fox Hollow Woods This beautiful home is located in quiet neighbor-hood with 4 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, Sunroom, office, finished basement, located on a private cul-de-sac, in-ground pool, wood deck, brick patios & walkways with gorgeous landscaping. The large eat in kitchen has granite tops, breakfast bar and stainless steel appliances. Newer Brazilian cherry fls in living, dining rm and foyer. $569,900.

Rittenhouse Square • Rooftop Pool • Fitness Center• Valet Parking • 24 Hr Security 24 Hr Maintenance

1311 FLAT ROCK RD, PENN VALLEY 5 BED | 3.1 BATH | 3,760 SQ FT | $1,175,000

NEW LISTINGS

Studios 1 Bedrooms 2 Bedrooms 3 Bedrooms

$200,000 to $300,000 $300,000 to $400,000 $400,000 to $500,000 $500,000 to $600,000

Includes real estate tax • No transfer tax

1205 CHERMAR LN, PENN VALLEY 5 BED | 4.1 BATH | 3,356 SQ FT | $899,000

29 MARPLE ROAD, HAVERFORD, PA 19041 4 BED | 3.1 BATH | 2,904 SQ FT | $749,000 1150 GRANDVIEW TER, WAYNE 4 BED | 3.1 BATH | 4,249 SQ FT | $649,000 2924 MORRIS AVE, ARDMORE 4 BED | 2 BATH | 1,837 SQ FT | $485,000

200 PRICE AVE, UNIT#4, NARBETH 3 BED | 3.1 BATH | 3,038 SQ FT | $835,000

JUST REDUCED

200 S NARBERTH AVE, NARBERTH MULTI-FAMILY | $749,000

836 LINDY LN, BALA CYNWYD 3 BED | 4 BATH | 3,500 SQ FT | $550,000 1211 MIRABEAU LN, GLADWYNE 6 BED | 8.3 BATH | 15,317 SQ FT | $3,950,000 1320 MONK RD, GLADWYNE 6 BED | 8.2 BATH | 9,923 SQ FT | $3,850,000 1309 SUMMER HILL LANE, GLADWYNE 4 BED | 4.3 BATH | 6,465 SQ FT | $3,195,000 1461 LANES END, VILLANOVA 5 BED | 4.3 BATH | 7,322 SQ FT | $1,950,000 1124 YOUNGSFORD RD, GLADWYNE 5 BED | 4.3 BATH | 6,144 SQ FT | $1,499,000 34 SANDRINGHAM RD, BALA CYNWYD 5 BED | 5.3 BATH | 5,217 SQ FT | $1,195,000 726 CONSHOHOCKEN STATE RD, PENN VALLEY 4 BED | 3.1 BATH | 4,894 SQ FT | $1,000,000 713 WAVERLY RD, BRYN MAWR 4 BED | 2.1 BATH | 3,526 SQ FT | $999,000 1417 CENTENNIAL RD, PENN VALLEY 5 BED | 3.1 BATH | 4,371 SQ FT | $949,000

239 TRIANON LN, VILLANOVA 4 BED | 3.1 BATH | 3,443 SQ FT | $855,000

207 LINDY LN, BALA CYNWYD 3 BED | 4.1 BATH | 4,217 SQ FT | $729,500 1005 BARR LN, GLADWYNE 3 BED | 1 BATH | 1,258 SQ FT | $375,000

CONDO LIVING 191 Presidential Boulevard,t #824-25, Bala Cynwyd 2 BED | 2 BATH | 2,100 SQ FT | $369,000 1750 Oakwood Ter, Unit#1A, Penn Valley 2 BED | 2 BATH | 1,299 SQ FT | $227,000 1655 Oakwood Drive, Unit#N103, Penn Valley BED | 1 BATH | 858 SQ FT | $145,000 1030 E Lancaster Avenue, Unit #304, Bryn Mawr 1 BED | 1 BATH | 700 SQ FT | $128,000 2000 Valley Forge Cir, Unit#PS176, King of Prussia GARAGE | $30,000 2000 Valley Forge Cir, Unit#36, King of Prussia STORAGE UNIT | $12,000

8201 FENTON ROAD, GLENSIDE 6 BED | 5.2 BATH | 8,645 SQ FT | $800,000

NEW LISTINGS

1901 JOHN F KENNEDY BLVD, UNIT #1020

2 BED | 2 BATH | 1,306 SQ FT | $495,000 210-20 S 25TH ST, UNIT#1403, PHILADELPHIA 2 BED | 2.1 BATH | 1,227 SQ FT | $1,599,000 236 GREENWICH ST, PHILADELPHIA 3 BED | 4.1 BATH | 3,620 SQ FT | $985,000 501 KINGSLEY COURT, UNIT#LOT 1, PHILADELPHIA 3 BED | 3.2 BATH | $493,801 503 KINGSLEY COURT, UNIT#LOT 2, PHILADELPHIA 4 BED | 3.1 BATH | 2,400 SQ FT | $488,370 1420 LOCUST ST, UNIT#16D/B, PHILADELPHIA 1 BED | 2.1 BATH | 1,386 SQ FT | $399,999 4523 BAKER ST, PHILADELPHIA 4 BED | 2.1 BATH | 2,240 SQ FT | $325,000 2248 N CARLISLE ST, PHILADELPHIA 4 BED | 2 BATH | 1,606 SQ FT | $239,000 3900 FORD ST, UNIT#6G, PHILADELPHIA 2 BED | 2 BATH | 1,328 SQ FT | $174,500 1933 N. 52ND STREET, PHILADELPHIA 3 BED | 1 BATH | 1,424 SQ | FT $125,000

1901 JOHN F KENNEDY BLVD, PHILDELPHIA Unit#2521/2 Unit#1819 Unit#1919 Unit#2911 Unit#710

3 BED/3 BATH | 1,906 SQ FT | $950,000 1 BED/1 BATH | 606 SQ FT | $275,000 1 BED/1 BATH | 606 SQ FT | $255,000 STUDIO/1 BATH | 522 SQ FT | $189,000 STUDIO/1 BATH | 475 SQ FT | $175,000

NEW PRICE Medford Twp./Taunton Lakes A truly unique custom built home located on Tauton Lake with 4 Bedrooms, 4 full baths, indoor pool, formal living & dining room, huge custom kitchen, sunroom, walk out basement, private office, 2 car garage is located on pristine grounds. $824,999

Cherry Hill/ Fox Hollow Woods This beautiful home is located in quiet neighbor-hood with 4 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, Sunroom, office, finished basement, located on a private cul-de-sac, in-ground pool, wood deck, brick patios & walkways with gorgeous landscaping. The large eat in kitchen has granite tops, breakfast bar and stainless steel appliances. Newer Brazilian cherry fls in living, dining rm and foyer. $569,900.

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