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Your questions, answered As an editor, a large part of my day is spent sifting through a massive, endless stream of emails. Nestled between press releases for events and other stuff that doesn’t really fit our core reader demo or random things we’d never consider covering are letters from you, our readers. Some ask great questions, others offer suggestions and a few throw a little shade. This week, I pulled some letters that encompass all of the above. Instead of answering via return emails, I figured it made sense to use this space to answer some of the better ones for all to see.

Why isn’t there more news about what the Black community in Philadelphia is doing in this town? I read your paper and most weeks there’s a white man on the cover. You guys have a great calendar and I like the new puzzle, but can we get some Black news up in there? I mean, your editor is Black, he should know better. – Anonymous, Philadelphia

I’ve always found it funny when people think because you look a certain way, you should respond a certain way. Let me respond to this in the only way I know how. We don’t do “white stories” or “black stories” in this paper. We just do stories. If Why can’t I find any of your we’re highlighting someone’s exboxes on the street and if I do ploits or calling someone out for they’re rusted out, got graffiti @SPRTSWTR their misgivings, trust me when I on them or [have] trash in them. say the color of their skin will nevWhat kind of business are you guys running here? er matter as long as I’m manning the ship. Plus, you must have missed the entire month – Joe Carleen, South Philadelphia of March, which featured a person of color on the cover of all four issues. Additionally, Well, Joe. What I can say is that those rustwe ran an entire special issue spotlighting ed-out boxes are not the norm around the city some of the Black entrepreneurs, businesses anymore. Plus, our distribution model now is one that lends itself to the in-house locations and organizations that make our city run. So you frequent — corner delis, bars, shops, cof- “Anonymous,” your claim just isn’t fair and feehouses, etc. Our distribution team active- is honestly extremely regressive. However, as ly scours the master list of where our boxes always, thanks for reading. live (or are supposed to live) and are actively Your puzzle is fun, but where are the working to pull them off the street, refurbish solutions? Are they online? Just need to them and then source local artists to design check because I’m hung up on this one them. We then repurpose them and put them back out. So far, our rehabbed artist boxes from the [May 31] issue and I’m pretty sure live inside the Bourse, Cherry Street Pier in I didn’t misspell the words for 23 across which was the phrase for an unhealthy roaddition to a few other private businesses and organizations. If you see a box that could use mance. Maybe I can’t spell or you guys need some TLC or should be removed, drop a line spell check. Either way, let’s figure this out. to Mike Chambers, our director of distribu- Love the paper, keep up the good work. tion at mchambers@philadelphiaweekly.com. – Kit, Center City. If you want an artist-created box, we can arHi, Kit. All of our solutions for each week’s range that too. Just hit up our Chief Marketing Officer Devon Perry at dperry@philadel- puzzle can be found on our website. In addition, we run the previous week’s solutions phiaweekly.com. in the latest edition. We love this collab with That Dan Savage is disgusting. I can’t Philadelphia Secret Admirer and have reeven read the filth he writes about any- ceived great feedback like yours so far. The most common is, “Where the hell are the more. Do you have any plans to remove him answers?” In case you didn’t find it, the anfrom your paper? swer for 23 across was INTERDEPENDENT. – Sarah, Queen Village Thanks again for the kind words and for being Sorry, Sarah. Dan Savage and his filthy pen a loyal reader. are here to stay.

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The number of what Slice is calling the “major social channels” that will be represented at Social Media Day PHL. Representatives from Facebook (Gladys Rosa-Mendoza), LinkedIn (Peter Weinberg) and Twitter (Sean Lauer) will be in attendance. However, for the hockey fans out there, the digital media manager for the Flyers is coming through as well. #LetsGoFlyers.

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The number of speakers across a host of different companies that have the floor at this year’s Social Media Day PHL event. Speakers from Twitter, Linkedin, Facebook and Instagram will all be in attendance, serving up best practices and case studies for your perusing pleasure.

Percentage of teens that claim social media has actually had a positive effect on their lives. We’ll need to see the definitive numbers on that, since these kids out here are killing themselves over the ‘Gram.

Social media has us all by the balls. People lose sleep over it, make millions from it and go into bouts of depression because of it. If you’re wondering why like the rest of us, the team at Philly-based Slice Communications has once again corralled some of the brightest minds in the social media landscape for a day of discussion at the eighth annual Social Media Day PHL event. This year, the think-tank will run on June 27 inside the historic Arch Street Meeting House in Old City. It’s the largest event of its kind in the Greater Philadelphia Region and keeps getting better each year. The speakers are impactful, and the knowledge is golden. At minimum, come for the swag that’s always at events like this, but stay for the insight that can help you improve your social game — whether you’re running it for a company or just looking to become Instafamous. We wanted to know some quick facts about social and where it stands in advance of the event, so Slice and social media stats firm Brandwatch plugged in for State of Our City this week to drop some knowledge. They’ve shown us just how social media has warped the entire landscape of communication and (essentially) human interaction as we once knew it. Social Media Day PHL 2019 | June 27. 8am-4:30pm. Arch Street Meeting House, 320 Arch St. for tickets: smdayphl.com – KERITH GABRIEL @SPRTSWTR

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How many minutes it’s estimated we spend on social media every day. In addition to that, the average person has close to eight social media accounts. How many of these that remain active varies for all of us.

The number of years it took Social Media Day PHL keynote speaker Heather Neary to rise from the front office at corporate bakery Auntie Anne’s to the President of the company. Neary, who joined the company in 2005, is delivering a speech called “Human Side of Social Media.” By name alone, it sounds like popcorn-ready information.

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Filmmaker and former member of Philly’s homeless population Kevin Ronca returns to the strip with “Nightcrawlers”

ne of the starkest realties of first- environment. Their life became his life. As he time director Stephen McCoy’s filmed, he became homeless and addicted to “Nightcrawlers,” a documentaheroin. As he lost his old family and friends, ry premiering at PhilaMoca on the nightcrawlers became his new family. June 27, is how graphically it porBy filming’s end, with all 80 hours of foottrays the speed with which one age, McCoy, the streets and his documentary can throw youth away, and how became one. homelessness and opioid addiction — Without score or editing, “Nightwin scourges of the 21st Century — crawlers” feels as if it’s ripped from affect us. Needles poked into flesh and someone’s hands, stolen out of someBY A.D. the squalor of street living is but the one’s soul. AMOROSI tip of the horrors within “Nightcrawl“If the film wasn’t made with emers.” pathy, it would try to make you cry. McCoy, then a Boston high school We’d have a score, follow Netflix docsenior celebrating all the stoned/ umentary structures and be heartless drunk effusion of youth, was on the cusp of in the Tin Man pursuit of a heart,” said Luc adulthood, having just lost his father and reBenson, the film’s editor. “I can’t guarantee ceiving a Hi8 camcorder as a graduation presthat the audience now will empathize with ent. Maybe making movies would be a way Stephen or understand addiction more deepto hang on to his sanity. The then 18-year-old ly, but I can guarantee they will be able to feel McCoy — influenced, knowingly or not, by authentically and for themselves.” Larry Clark (“Kids”) and Harmony Korine ‘Self sabotaging nature’ (“Gummo”) — embarked on his quest: to capPhilly is no stranger to rampant homelessture his environment in as raw a fashion as ness and opioid addiction. Between the City possible. of Philadelphia’s most recent headcount and As he moved further into filming reports from the U.S. Department of Housing Beantown’s downtown, McCoy discovered the and Urban Development, there are roughly grimmer reality of the homeless and addict1,000 people living on Philly’s streets, sheled, the nightcrawlers. This smooth-faced kid ter-less and addicted. became attracted to the scraggly old, and the Philadelphia filmmaker Kevin Ronca is no young, on the street who were pimping, whorstranger to sudden homelessness and addicing and hustling while looking for their next tion. He went from being thrown out of his fix, scrap or (never truly) resting place. suburban household while going off to college As filming went on for years and the sadto living on the streets of West Philly while in ness in his life mounted, McCoy grasped onto the grasp of oxys and percs That he was able these street fellows while merging with their to quit the addiction and parlay his problems

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PHILADELPHIAWEEKLY.COM @PHILLYWEEKLY into a California film school scholarship from a major Hollywood player AND live to tell McCoy’s tale as producer of “Nightcrawlers” would be the stuff of cinema, if it wasn’t so bleak in its reality. “Stephen’s Icarus-like tale of flying too close to the sun with this film and ending up an addict largely reminded me of how I lived my life,” said Ronca when asked if McCoy’s downward spiral resembled his own. “I had a self-sabotaging nature.” Quoting Beat godfather William S. Burroughs, Ronca said, “‘Every human is a parasitic being that doesn’t act to his own advantage.’ That is where Stephen and I really shared a lot of traits. A few wrong turns and you find yourself trapped.” Ronca’s wrong turns began when the King of Prussia/Collegeville-raised youth got thrown out of his parents’ house before attending the Restaurant School at Walnut Hill College of Culinary Arts between 2007 and 2008. He was a rowdy kid, and his parents weren’t having it. He went to the Restaurant School, not because he wanted to be a chef, but rather to get away from home and find something close in spirit to his dreams of film school. “I saw an art in food close to the filmmaking thing I longed for. But, understandably, my parents didn’t see that I had really applied myself in high school, so they weren’t about to send me across the country to film school,” he said. He discovered his favorite filmmakers — Kubrick, Coppola and Scorsese — among his parents’ VHS tapes before their divorce. They allowed him to see those cinematic recipes put to the test. With any great film, there must be antagonists, a protagonist and dramatic arcs. When his parents threw him out of the house for being shiftless, and eventually his attendance at college on 42nd and Walnut dwindled, Ronca’s life spun out of control. He wound up living in his car in the Restaurant School’s parking lot and on the streets of West Philly. “I slipped through the cracks at school. I had forever been a lousy student, and though there was passion for food, I was defiant,” he said. Ronca drifted. His drug of choice was OxyContin and Percocet 30s. “I never really told my friends this, as there’s a genuine level of shame here,” he said, trailing off. “Percs were normalized. Everyone’s mom had them in their medicine cabinets.” He did things he isn’t proud of to keep him alive, and keep him addicted. Though he won’t admit to specifics, Ronca mentioned that many of his survival skills allowed him to break more than a few laws. “I got arrested several times,” he said. “I just dropped out. Of everything.” And yet, like McCoy’s homeless family life, there were glimmers of hope. “No one from my old suburbs took me in. That parking lot on 42nd & Walnut became as much of a home as I could have,” he said. Ronca noted how locals looked out for him

and made him feel part of the family, similar to how McCoy’s fellow street urchins did for him on the streets of Boston. Ronca sold small bags of weed for quick cash and kept his hand in writing when he could. His love of film never waned, even if his love of self was non-existent. “I kept falling back into bad habits...It felt like an abyss,” he admitted. Eventually, the circle of endless addiction and criminality got to Ronca, and he finally asked for real help. “I had wasted most of my life. I couldn’t live with that,” he said. He got his act together enough to beg his parents’ forgiveness, sober up, move in with his mom and get his degree from Montgomery County Community College. He even found the LA film school “leg up” he had always wanted. “My parents saw that I had turned my life around,” he said. “They said if I could find an affordable film school, they’d help me.” Ronca found it in Pasadena’s ArtCenter College of Design, a college with illustrious alumni such as Lincoln Park’s Mike Shinoda, macho filmmaker Michael Bay and DC Comics superhero director-producer-writer Zach Snyder. While in attendance from 2015-2017, Ronca won the approval of Snyder without ever meeting the auteur until his graduation day. SEE RONCA, PAGE 8

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A film school scholarship parlayed into a $12,000 pot set a former member of Philly’s homeless population into a film producer of “Nightcrawlers.” | Image courtesy: Kevin Ronca

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RONCA, FROM PAGE 7 “I was in Pasadena, nearly broke, down to $30, when I got this check from Zach Snyder,” Ronca recalled, still in disbelief four years later. “Why the fuck would the guy from ‘300’ send me money?” It turns out Ronca had been one of four promising students to get alumni scholarship dollars courtesy of Snyder. “Zach’s cash saved my life,” he said. What does someone with an addictive personality do with big cash? Follow their worst impulses, take half of the money to the South-

ern Californian Commerce Casino and enter into a poker game two hours after the check arrived, perhaps. “Self-destructive, right? I started out strong… until I was down to my last chips, $50,” he said. Ronca, a guy with an affinity for gambling (his first short was titled “The Dealer’s Hand”) did what any good and bad gambler would do — double down. “I caught a full house, but my Jack-JackAce-Ace-Ace couldn’t beat the man across from me’s AAJJJ,” he said. “Hopeless, I started to leave when everyone started yelling. A guy came out and handed me a check, saying I’d received the Bad Beat Jackpot. I left the casino with $12,000, enough to fly myself and a cameraman back to Philadelphia to capitalize on what had become a new obsession and national necessity— 2016’s Democratic National Convention.” Important next steps Ronca and friends from ArtCenter College had formed a collective, Write Brain, and were pursuing a twisted vision of the American Dream with Ronca’s directorial debut, “The Revolution Televised.” Complete with free narration from Viggo Mortensen, “The Revolution Televised” featured pro-Black Lives Matter narratives and anti-Trump everything. It brought them notoriety and a few ducats. Inspired not by what people could do with $20 million but with little cash (“Roger Corman and John Waters are my heroes in that respect,” Ronca said), Write Brain wanted to make its next film more universal and human. That’s when they pulled out a sample of loose footage they’d been sent — 80 hours of Hi8 camcorder-shot film — called “Nightcrawlers.” They then hunted down McCoy, the supposedly homeless guy who made it. Ronca found him in a Boston homeless shelter doing his best to edit on “his beat-up, old ass laptop,” Ronca said. “I don’t know why — call it instinct — we got money together and flew McCoy out to live with me while Luc and he edited ‘Nightcrawlers.’” Write Brain collective member-editor Benson called the deep dive through McCoy’s footage rough going. “There is sadness there,” he said.

“I was in Pasadena, nearly broke, down to $30, when I got this check from Zach Snyder,” Ronca recalled, still in disbelief four years later. “Why the fuck would the guy from ‘300’ send me money?”

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PHILADELPHIAWEEKLY.COM @PHILLYWEEKLY “The first night Stephen stayed with us, Kevin and I accidentally found footage of his overdose while going through the tapes he had brought,” Benson said. “Stephen was sleeping on the couch next to us. We didn’t even know that footage was in there. I know that was deeply troubling. There is another scene where Stephen cuts his finger with a razor blade for the camera. I couldn’t look at it without getting nauseous, so I left the full clip in without cutting, so I would have to look at it less. But that lack of editing ends up functioning positively. Film has a natural affinity for the real in that way, so the nausea helped in the editing.” Ronca is still amazed that he took in a total stranger with what McCoy stated was mental problems. “Some of the collective were skittish about him,” he said. “He had a homeless guy’s instincts, which I recognized immediately. He and I had similarities, both being from the East Coast, both going through the homeless thing. He’s still going through it.” When asked about the amount of blood, sweat and tears that went into “Nightcrawlers,” Benson noted that it was McCoy that did most of the bleeding. “After staying with Kevin for a few months, he went back to Boston for a court date — I believe it was for kicking a cop while drunk — and one day in the middle of class, I get a call from Kevin saying that Stephen was in the hospital. He got stabbed in the chin. Next time we saw him, he had stitches. So Stephen was the one drawing blood. The whole film runs on Stephen’s blood, and his impulse to document it.” Benson doesn’t harbor the demons that Ronca and McCoy do, but he was drawn to McCoy through the very people that this firsttime director documented. ”It’s less me being drawn to a unified community than it is me being drawn to the splinters,” Benson said. “Stephen is a splinter.” Ronca is also a splinter. He knows what it is to be a guy with his whole life in a bag. “When I picked him up, it was his tapes and these shirts,” Ronca said. “I knew what and who he was, how volatile he could be. To be honest, I slept with a knife under my pillow when I first brought him into the house. He would wake up screaming, as he thought he was still living in the homeless shelter… real post-traumatic stress disorder stuff. But if my folks and Zach Snyder hadn’t have given me a second chance, I wouldn’t be here, so….” Often spoken of in the third person, McCoy, for his part, lives life very much in the first person, despite any problems or discussions of his demons. “I was 18 when I conceptualized this idea of making a film about the city at night, not an original idea by any means, but it was something I could build off of, play with,” McCoy said. “I could wander. I would carry two handheld cameras and I would just walk and record. I never approached it with a sociopolitical attitude. I didn’t go out looking for the people I encountered. They were just there. I

was neither a man nor an artist at this point. I was just a kid with a video camera.” Asked about meeting the people he became close to from the “Nightcrawlers” community, and how he became one with their addictions, McCoy is frank. “In the beginning, I made a conscious choice that I would only film and interview the people i met for that brief encounter and moment and nothing more, but the more you travel by foot, the more you become enveloped in your surroundings,” he said. “I guess it’s a question of how deep will you go, how willing are you to become totally immersed? I mean, you travel around certain circles enough, you’re bound to make some relationships. Some people improve, and others, unfortunately, aren’t so blessed.” Of his own circumstances, he is quick to say that addiction and finding himself among the homeless didn’t happen overnight. “I kept gradually falling deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole,” he said. “After a certain point, things like my health, family, friends, didn’t quite matter anymore. Death no longer seemed something worth fearing. In fact, it was almost embraced as a way out. I started out wanting to create cinema that celebrates the beauty of living, not the other way around.” Hooking up with Ronca, someone who understood the pitfalls of addiction and homelessness, was a blessing and a necessity. “[The manner in which he’s willing to put his demons out there] is just an example of how we function as collaborators and friends,” McCoy said. “We are both the kind of individuals that believe that somethings are simply not worth doing unless there’s a certain sacrifice involved. If you’re not giving up a piece of yourself in the process, you have no room to grow. Luckily, I have people in my life today that are showing me how to dream again. I don’t think i can do anything but make film, but what that film will look like, only time will tell.” Talking about the empathy it took to undergo its production, Ronca is pragmatic. “Moving to LA, I was surrounded by people that didn’t understand my struggle… the plague of addiction that was killing people where I grew up, and leaving so many dying in the streets in Kensington,” he said. “I was looked at with shock and surprise. When I met Stephen... He didn’t give me that look of surprise. There was a normality of homelessness and this epidemic... Not normality. but empathy and understanding. He had seen that struggle. He had lived that life. We had both been to rock bottom and seen the pits. I had a heart attack at 25. Stephen OD-ed. I was nomadic, with nowhere to go. So was Stephen. I had a felony, so did Stephen, facing serious jail time, too. I hadn’t felt that kind of connection of someone understanding my struggle the 3 years I had been living in LA... until I met Stephen. That loneliness I felt before drifted away... and McCoy became a brother to me forever.”

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Crown of thorns Billie Eilish’s regal reign of dark pop on full display at The Met Philadelphia

here’s an old saying that goes, “if so-and-so wasn’t around, you’d have to invent them.” That’s the case with the wriggly, dark pophop, chart-topping prodigy, Billie Eilish — at least from having watched the 17-year-old on Saturday night at a packed-to-therooftop Met Philadelphia. Into the chipper and agreeable void that is the pop charts — where the unpleasantly desperate Taylor Swift and the semi-soulful but cloying Ariana Grande exist — came Eilish, a breath of smoky air during a smoggy California dusk; a spidery, strange young woman with bits of Trent Reznor, Lana Del Rey, vintage trip-hop and Fiona Apple in her mix. Veering toward the dark side since her start (2016’s viral hit “Ocean Eyes”), Eilish showed her Hammer-Horror hand early in her career when she compared her lover’s eyes to burning cities and napalm skies on “Ocean Eyes” and talked about killing her teen pals in the strummed acoustic “Bellyache.” When she coo-sang the line, “I’m scared/I’ve never fallen from quite this high,” from that former tune, you could tell that Eilish was loving her alien side, a tomboy choirgirl who had watched her native Los Angeles in flames and witnessed school shootings on the news. Through it all, she was still feeling the pangs of teen love-and-lust, churning all of this together in her head until the results poured out in a macabre, molten lava blob. Contextualizing her lyrics and sinister-sounding tracks (written by her brother Finneas, who played

keyboard, guitar and bass at The LED-lit space shared with brothMet shows) with a graphic/visual er Finneas and drummer Andrew sensibility that equal parts Guiller- Marshall, Eilish looked like a boxmo Del Toro and Bjork helped push er bouncing around the Met’s big her unmerry melodies to the masses. stage. Tugging at her baggy t-shirt, The sound of the Eilishes is radi- occasionally sticking her tongue antly underground and purplish-ly out at her screaming fans, her baby modern: spare, punky, avant trip- Lydia Lunch-like voice was usually hop/dubstep, with elements of early, drowned out by the 4,000 screaming raw house music and beautiful, sim- kids singing every word along with ple acoustic goth balladry for shim- their hero. mering, soulful effect. It’s pop, and After the thump hop and synthyet you’re not always certain how. slabbed intro of “bad guy,” “my Perhaps it is courtesy of the sing- strange addiction” and the ominous er herself that the material has be- Sherlock-Moriarty-inspired “you come so popular: her eerie should see me in a crown,” drive, her simmering comthe trio began peeling its portment, her willingness BY A.D. AMOROSI sequenced layers of sound to prove that the current away, as if its arrangeobsession with the moments were onions, in ormentary is better dealt with when der to get to the dramatic, stark and slapped in the face with mortality softly spun ballad, “idontwannabe— she sings “I wanna end me” on youanymore.” “Bury a Friend.” Don’t confuse her softness with Rather than manicured and con- weakness. With that game-changing tent, Eilish was restless, messy, song, Eilish showed how deep and ill-fitting and provocative on her genuine hurt could be rendered curt debut album, “When We All Fall and made spiteful with an air of the Asleep, Where Do We Go?,” as well dastardly film “Dangerous Liaisons” as during Saturday night’s live show in its snide asides. at The Met. She played to a group of That most of her songs ended cheerful young children who could abruptly gave each moment a raw, have just as easily been bussed to see rush-to-the-finish feel, as on the poia Broadway matinee of “Beetlejuice” sonous melodic line of “COPYCAT,” or “Be More Chill.” the amniotic fluid-feeling ballad Together, Eilish and her crowd “WHEN I WAS OLDER,” the whisengulfed each other and regaled pering and wonky “when the party’s in an off-black celebration, what it over” and the somnolently squelchy meant/means to be the odd-wom- anti-drug screed “xanny.” an-out, a child of the revolution, Though cute in a lovelorn teen not quite the kind that Kendall Jen- fashion, my own jury isn’t quite out ner-wearing fans are used to. Eilish’s on “wish you were gay.” It was the revolution is filled with non-confi- one song that this precocious singdence, sadness, hurt — and lots of er and lyricist doesn’t make herimages of spiders and falling bodies. self clear on at a time when cutting On an angled, spare and spacious clarity and imaginative Expression-

ism isn’t a problem for her. Lines such as “Is there a reason we’re not through?/Is there a 12 step just for you?/Our conversation’s all in blue,” can perhaps be construed as a youthful confusion as to what is going on between the characters in her song, and yet, Eilish seemed too sure of herself, and smart, on every other track to allow that one its fuzzy intent. That Eilish returned to cocksure certainty for the last fifth of her show highlighted her pop sensibilities despite any nod to underground sound or lit-smart hissy fit. The woman knows how to pace a set like a pro. Along with the aforementioned spooky sorts of “ocean eyes” and “bury a friend,” she performed “when the party’s over” before the song’s bright, white video — one where a blue-haired Eilish cried rivers of globbing thick blood while smearing it across her face and reveling in a loneliness (“Quiet when I’m coming home and I’m on my own/I could lie, say I like it like that, like it like that”) that’s bitterly sad for anyone even thrice her age. She made each and every audience member — young and old, child and parent — feel the desperation of utter solitude like a gut punch, but with the throbbing mournful monologue of “goodbye” to wrap all that mad, bad, glad-to-be-unhappy feeling up in a big black bow. Having a 17-year-old put an emotional lifetime, yours and hers, into a worldly perspective honestly proved to be both confounding and refreshing.

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hat’s good, Philly weekly readThe people who know Nick Jr’s story are ers! why this shop has built relationships that’ll This week, I hit up South last a lifetime. People come in and Nick and Philly institution, Lil Nick’s his crew already know their order before Deli. It’s a place where the they open their mouths. You can go in there neighborhood defifor anything, whether it’s preminitely shows love, um slices of Deitz and Watson or day in and day out. imported Italian specialty meats. And I’m about to tell you why. Whatever it is, they got you. This little hoagie shop, run by OK, so I told you I was going to Nick Maiale Jr., operates on the 1300 get back to my first South Philly block of West Moyamensing Ave. hoagie. So I walk in with my cousKeeping family ties close, Lil Nick’s in and I order a turkey and cheese is directly next door to his pop’s (Big with roast beef on top. Without me Nick’s) original grocery store where even having to ask, Nick knew the Nick Jr. started his journey. I met perfect bread (a hearty Italian roll Lil Nick in 1999 when he was at his from South Philly’s Carangi Bakoriginal locale on the 1400 block of ery) for such a sammich. Jackson Street, just a stone’s throw Let me tell y’all. This jawn was on from his current location that he point like a sniper. opened two years prior. Let me also tell y’all that after @CHEFBIGRUBE I’ll never forget eating my first that, I knew that it was all about the South Philly hoagie, and it was bread first. The thinly sliced meats from Lil Nick’s establishment, but I’ll get back were perfect to get my grub on. I’ve never had to my first experience a little later. Nick Jr. a South Philly hoagie from somewhere else opened that first location as a Best of Philly ever since. Also, getting back to that personaward-winner. The attention to detail that he al touch? If I walk in to get a sammich, Nick gives these sandwiches, I’m telling y’all, it’s a Jr. always wipes down the slicer because he true work of art. As the years piled up, so did knows I don’t touch pork. his experience. Nick’s been doing this for 20 plus years now. A fire in the shop forced Nick Jr. to vacate Seeing him do what he loves to do is a testimohis Jackson St. location in 2008, but it didn’t nial to having a vision and seeing it through. slow down the production or the quality of his Another reason to love this place? sandwiches. Lil Nick’s picked up right where He’ll never complain about parking tickets it left off, making chicken cutlets, homemade while making catering tray deliveries to Cenroast beef and pork sandwiches fresh every ter City for loyal customers, like your boy. day, even while having no freezers for a while. You just don’t find people like that. If you’ve However, that was the allure for scores of cusyet to try Lil Nick’s out, next time you’re in tomers like me, who traveled far to get one of South, hit my boy up and tell him I sent you. these sammiches. Catch y’all next week, grubbers.

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with a gentle heart saw a real need and stepped in. Edwin Desamour has been a Philadelphia Parks & Recreation staffer for about three years. He adopted the role of teen liaison at Waterloo Playground Pool in the so-called Badlands, and it was not long before he began noticing kids coming to the pool with no shoes wear. and. In some cases, they had no Not only that, but you don’t bathing suits either. Last sumeven have shoes. mer, on his own dime, he bought Philadelphia’s “Badlands” a bunch of flip-flops and made neighborhood carries with it them available to the kids at Waa long reputation for open-air drug markets and rampant viterloo. “Waterloo is in the heart of olence. Kensington Avenue, the that opioid epidemic area and… main drag, is a hodgepodge of kids were walking through there Chinese take-out joints, pawn barefooted, or in some type of shops, and check-cashing places. slippers that were not in the best You don’t need the photos of the shape,” he said. random mattresses, hypodermic Despite the neighborhood’s needles and trash-strewn streets reputation, Desamour said that to tell you it’s rough. @ RUFFTUFFDH there are good people in that Here, however, is a section of area, so he began digging into the city where hundreds of kids flock every summer to the only pool in his own pockets because he wanted to suptheir area to get cool, feel some relief and, port them. in many cases, stay out of trouble when it “Some of these kids have no other place is often tempting them. to go, and that swimming pool is really the No responsible parent would want their hub of that community,” he said. child, accompanied by an older sibling or “When you have kids walking from six an adult, walking through this neighboror seven blocks away just to make it to the swimming pool, many of them don’t want hood without shoes on their way to the city pool. Yet, many do. Last summer, one man to take their sneakers. magine being a young person. It’s hot out. You decide to make the trek on foot five, six, seven blocks or more to the nearest city swimming pool to cool off from the blistering mid-summer heat, only to be turned away because you don’t have the proper swim-

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They don’t want to take the chance of losing [them], so they go swimming and leave them behind…and sometimes, by the time they get to the rec center, we have to make sure we have Band-Aids and some of the equipment ready because they may have stepped on glass or ‘I think I stepped on a needle’ or they need a break and go sit in the shade because they’ve burnt their feet on the walk.” Desamour’s testimonials and others like his helped precipitate the first-ever citywide swimwear drive, which is now underway. The Parks & Recreation Department celebrated the opening of its first pool Monday. The campaign, dubbed “Suit Up for Summer,” is driven by the mission of making sure no child is turned away at the gate because they are improperly prepared for the pool. The city regulates a dress code when entering pools. Cotton T-shirts, for example, are a no-no, because the fabric can clog the filtration system. Jeans are unacceptable in the water. Bathing suits must have the proper lining, and so on. “The lifeguards, in doing their duty, are turning these kids away, but we don’t want to see that as a barrier for young people who may not have the means to purchase the appropriate swimwear to be rejected at the door and not being able to use the pool — which

is what it was intended for — to cool down during the summer,” said Orlando Rendon, Deputy Commissioner for Philadelphia Parks & Recreation. Philadelphia is accepting youth and adult bathing suits of all sizes, swim diapers, flip flops, beach towels, goggles and shorts of all sizes. Donations must be new and unused, with the tags still on. Rendon said the city hires roughly 800 seasonal employees who deal with pools, including 400 lifeguards, and there is always a need for more workers. Monday marked the start of summer swim season with the opening of the first public pool at Bridesburg, which recently underwent a renovation. City pools will now open on a staggered schedule. Monetary donations to the swimwear drive can be made here. By helping out in this way, Desamour said, young people can enjoy themselves naturally. “Our kids can be anywhere, getting into anything, and people don’t understand or underestimate the swimming pool and how it keeps our youth busy and also keeps them being kids instead of worrying about the issues in that community — the trauma, the dangers, the drugs, the violence that plagues certain areas,” he said. “They can laugh, play, splash, jump in the pool and have a good time and forget about what they may be dealing with at home. Being able to walk there and feel comfortable would be great.”

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he woman who created the most she’s bringing to the Kimmel Center June 23, talked-about, argued-about and ahead of another Netflix special of the same name that’s scheduled to debut in 2020. The thinkpiece’d-about comedy special of 2018 has a new show, and show marks Gadsby’s first time performing in Philadelphia. she’s bringing it to the Kimmel Philadelphia Weekly spoke to Gadsby last Center later this month. “Nanette,” a years-in-the- week about “Nanette,” ‘Douglas,” and what she thought of critics who think her work works stage show from Austracan’t be considered comedy. lian comedian Hannah Gadsby, was Tell us a little about the new produced as a Netflix special that debuted last year. And once it did, show and what we can expect BY STEPHEN the special got rapturous reviews. from it. SILVER It also led to a great deal of discus“Douglas” is a lot more fun for both me and the audience, so that’s sion, about what Gadsby discussed good. I am still challenging the form in “Nanette,” as well as whether it of comedy, and what people can expect from should be considered a comedy special at all. a comedy. If you could say I punched a hole In “Nanette,” Gadsby talked about many in comedy [with “Nanette”], then “Douglas” things-her queer identity, her status as an is playfully continuing that job. abuse survivor, and famous men, from VinYou’re currently on tour with this new cent Van Gogh to Louis C.K., accused of show? very bad acts against women. And while the I am. I started in March, and I kicked off hour-long “Nanette” began with standard in Australia, because if the show’s gonna be jokes and punchlines, it soon segued into a flop, best to find out at home. some heartfelt and very heavy monologues, So I understand the name “Douglas” which included Gadsby openly musing about comes from the name of something in whether she should quit performing comedy. A year later, Gadsby is still a comedian the female anatomy-do I have that corand has a new show, called “Douglas,” that rectly?

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PHILADELPHIAWEEKLY.COM @PHILLYWEEKLY The show is named after my dog. But there is resonance to… there are some Douglas situations in the female reproductive environment [The Pouch of Douglas.] There’s a Scottish doctor in the 18th century who decided to put his name on a few bits and bumps and so I explore that a little. You mentioned your dog. Is the same dog from the end of “Nanette?” I’ve got two dogs. I say I’m guilty about naming the show after one, and the other disappearing into obscurity. But I don’t think they care. You talked in “Nanette” about quitting comedy. And obviously, you’re still at it. Is that something you were seriously considering or was it more of a device? It was a device. It was meant to sort of challenge people in their expectations of what comedy is, you know, I knew that the show I had written was going to make people uncomfortable, and when people are uncomfortable, there are different ways they respond, and one of the ways I knew people would respond is to reject their discomfort, by qualifying my claim as comedy. So I thought, I’ll just dethrone myself before I get going so that particular attack on my work becomes redundant. Of course, people who wanted to attack my work didn’t understand that their attack was redundant, so they attacked me anyway. But also, during the course of performing “Nanette” which was, I will not lie, an incredibly difficult and painful process, when I said I was gonna quit comedy, I really almost thought it was a good idea a lot. So I think that’s why when I said it, it sounded like I very much meant it. I’m sure you followed a lot of the reaction when “Nanette” came out. First of all, do you feel like people had a good sense of what you were going for, and that the things you were trying to get across were understood by most who watched it? I am incredibly humbled by what people have found in my work. You know, I thought I was speaking to a very small group of people who have lived my experience. What I did not expect was that so many different kinds of people would find access points in different parts of the show. And also, people who did not before understand my experience-I feel like I broke into something that helped them understand my experience. I did a lot of things in that show that deliberately, I knew what I was doing in a lot of ways, but it was grown much bigger than I anticipated, and that is kind of really great. There was some debate among people who reacted to the show, people who said – and I know you addressed this in the comedy itself-there were those who asked – is this a standup special? Is this a monologue? Is this a TED Talk? What did you make of that response, and is how your work is categorized something that matters to you? It doesn’t matter to me, but it is interesting to me as an art history student that peo-

ple still feel the need to categorize. I think the debate that people are putting into “Nanette” is something that I’m addressing in my new show. And I am putting it into a historical context that sort of [looks at] the inherent elitism, which is ironic in something like comedy to [say] that what you are doing is a form of elitism, in an art form that is famously self-anointed anti-establishment. You named the show after Nanette, you tell the story at the beginning, that you named the show after someone you met, and of your plan to build the special around them, but you didn’t and actually kept the name anyway. Has anyone come forward claiming to be the actual Nanette? No. I would be very surprised if Nanette was in any way aware of what was going in, and was in any way aware that it was about there. She was just this person I met very briefly – and when I say meet-she had a name tag, I didn’t, so she wouldn’t necessarily know that she met me. And it was this small little town in Australia, so I don’t think – I’d be very surprised. And when I think of Nanette now, I don’t think of that person. There were some who reacted to “Nanette” by comparing it to a TED Talk. And then, earlier this year, you ended up doing an actual TED Talk. How did that come about? That’s just happened because some other people made some decisions. It certainly didn’t happen because critics of “Nanette” suggested that I should do it. The state of comedy itself today – do you feel like it’s healthy? Well, the state of the world isn’t healthy, so I don’t think the state of comedy is healthy. I’d like to see fewer people concerned with defining comedy, and more people concerned with what they’re actually trying to say. It’s become almost Machiavellian, people think the purpose of comedy is to laugh, and the ends justify the means, and I don’t believe that’s a healthy way to approach your freedom of speech. I think freedom of speech comes with a responsibility, and I think it’s high time that comedians acknowledged that. I’ve kind of been following this debate for many years, and I feel like a lot of the time when comedians think they’re being censored, what they’re really saying is that someone criticized them on Twitter. No, what they’re actually experiencing is a bad feeling. And a lot of those big guys I don’t think to believe they should have to experience bad feelings. So they can strike out and blame the people they believe are responsible for their own feelings. Feelings happen inside of you, and you have to work a lot hard at being reactive. Hannah Gadsby is performing “Douglas” at the Kimmel Center’s Merriam Theater, for two shows at 5 p.m. and 8 p.m., on Sunday, June 23. Order tickets here.

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eing a poll worker sounds like it to be put away. can be a real slog. According to Lynch, the instructions read Independently elected or apas follows: “The Bible is being made available for Elecpointed to the gig, these folks work a 13-hour day on average tion Board Officials who wish to use it while and are on the front lines for completing their Oaths of Office and if it is reensuring 1.1 million registered quested by anyone making an oath. After the Philadelphians can exercise their Oaths of Office are completed and at all times not in use for an oath, please place the right to vote. Depending on whethBible in the election materials box.” er they attend an optional training, Lynch says that if someone makes a they make around $150 for their BY TIMAREE report to his office about the Bible belabor. SCHMIT Generally, they come from all ing displayed at a poll, they will call or send someone out to tell the poll workdemographics and parts of the city. er to put it away, but there’s nothing And a small number of them, dethat can legally be done should they spite having no justification for believing so, think that Bibles belong displayed refuse. This has reportedly been a repeat issue in on the table at polling places. But for people several wards over the last few years, accordwho aren’t Christian, or who feel strongly about the need for separation of church and ing to City Commissioner Al Schmidt, who did state, this can be an intimidating sight. not comment directly on this incident but reOne such voter, a self-described “mid- iterated that any voter intimidation or obstadle-aged white woman” who goes by Veronica, cles to voting are concerns of the Commission. While there is no need for the Bibles being on has been frustrated to find Bibles routinely displayed in her polling place at Ward 18, Di- display, he also says there’s no law in Philly against it. He also points out that many pollvision 15. She has confronted poll workers on multiple occasions and says she has been ing places are actually inside houses of worship. yelled at for her objections. Patrick Christmas, policy director for the Veronica says her polling place is in the Committee of Seventy, an organization that Olde Kensington neighborhood, located across identifies itself as an “independent and nonthe street from a mosque. partisan advocate for better government in “Last year, I tried to show them [a Philly Mag article] and told them it was my under- Philadelphia and Pennsylvania,” said he has heard many reports of voters upset that Bistanding that all poll workers had been told bles were out on tables. to put the Bible away,” she said. “They yelled “There is no reason they should be there,” and ridiculed me last year too.” She decided Christmas said. “They should be used in the to call a hotline about it, but when she went morning to swear in poll workers and go right to vote on May 21 in Philly’s primary election, back into the box and not seen by voters. I’d the Bible was still there. raise this question: the Bible is not the only This time, she recorded the interaction on book on which people can swear an oath, so video. Veronica claims that the poll workers saved some of their most vitriolic comments I’m not sure why that’s the only resource or material for poll workers. There are routinefor after the recording ended. ly some voters who are put off by that, so it’s “After I stopped filming and turned to walk questionable why they’re still needed.” away, I kept saying, ‘Well, there are a lot of According to a city official speaking on non-Christians around,”’ Veronica reported. “The older woman said, ‘That’s what’s wrong condition of anonymity, that route has been attempted. After multiple complaints from with this country.’” It seems the interaction was heated largely voters, Bibles were reportedly not included in Philly election materials in 2017, which caused because of what it represented to the women an uproar among poll workers. According to involved. the city official, a number of election boards “I was raised Catholic and have studied religion and mythology extensively, and I identify felt they couldn’t swear in workers without a as an atheist,” Veronica said. “As an atheist, Bible, causing problems on election day. The compromise was to make Bibles optionI find myself wanting to defend religious minorities more and more as I see religious in- al but include the instructions about putting tolerance on the rise in the [United States] and them away. Given that training is optional for people globally.” working the polls and the commission does So, why are the Bibles at polls in the first not hire or fire them, it’s unlikely the folks place? who use their positions to represent their reliAccording to Joe Lynch, an administrator at the Board of Elections, all Judges of Elec- gions are going to stop. One possible solution? Have more Philadeltions have the option to collect Bibles when phians who are committed to the separation they gather materials for their polling place. of church and state get involved on election If they choose, they can use the book for the purposes of swearing in poll workers. The ma- day and run for the election board themselves. terials they are given also include instructions @TIMAREE_LEIGH saying that after the swearing in, the Bible is

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There are plenty of businesses looking to profit off of Pride Month. Make sure you can sniff out the real ones like ClassDos founded by Nefertiti Sloan which offers hair care and other beauty advice to Black youth of all genders. | Image courtesy: ClassDos.org

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Show ya love Give support beyond Pride Month to the LGBTQ-owned businesses doing real work

on’t give your business to just any This thrift store has long been a staple just company with a rainbow logo off South St. The Philly AIDS Thrift donates this pride month. all of its profits to LGBTQ organizations. They It’s important to frequent also offer free, rapid HIV testing on the secshops and businesses that are ond floor of the store. You can support them LGBTQ owned as a way of sup- by shopping their amazing inventory, providing donations or volunteering your time at the porting both small businesses as well as the community. store. | 710 S. 5th St. phillyaidsthrift.com/ In Philly, there are luckClassDos ily plenty of these types of businesses You can show your support to to go around. BY ALEX Sloan’s nonprofit by making a direct “I think it’s important for patrons donation or by volunteering to give NAGY to support LGBTQ-owned businesses haircuts. It all directly funds free hairbecause entrepreneurship as a self-emcuts for black youth of all genders and ployed individual is beastly,” said offers empowerment for those looking Nefertari Sloan, who runs LGBTQ local non- to enter the workforce. | classdos.org/ profit ClassDos. The organization provides Mechanic Shop Femme free haircuts to African-American youth of all This virtual business provides online classgenders looking to put their best face forward es aimed towards femmes and female-idenin a demanding workforce. “LGBTQ folks, estified individuals. The classes will teach you pecially those of color, have a much harder how to diagnose issues with your car withtime securing work.” out having to potentially get ripped off by a It’s easy for any business to slap a rainbow mechanic. Although this isn’t a Philly-based on top of their logo and suddenly attempt to business, we think their services are way too show visible support for the LGBTQ comuseful not to share with those who may need munity. Look at mega brands like Bud Light them. | mechanicshopfemme.com/ and Listerine, just two companies that used PASSIONal Boutique this month to move product. They are among An eccentric sex shop located on South St. countless others. that sells plenty of toys and items for gender “The option to gain more profits by slap- expression. It also hosts plenty of sex-positive ping seven colors on a shirt or pair of shoes, classes where anyone is welcome. We know without knowing the history of Pride as a riot you probably need some new toys to play with, and protest, can come across as tone-deaf,” so consider stopping here before anywhere Sloan said. “It’s up to us as consumers to fig- else. | 317 South St. passionalboutique.com/ ure which companies really care and give Big Blue Marble Bookstore support, and which ones are just in it for the This LGBTQ-owned bookstore is constantmarketing. I believe that representation is imly hosting community events for all ages and portant, and to have larger names finally recinterests. In this shop in diverse Mt. Airy, you ognizing the LGBTQ community even in this will find books on gender and sexuality right minor way is a significant shift in mainstream on the first floor. Get involved in their events culture and a step in the right direction, it just and book clubs and leave some recommendaneeds to be authentic.” tions of the kinds of books you’d like to see We took a look at a number of Philadel- there. They’re all about educating the comphia-based businesses doing it right. The folmunity and providing a comfortable space for lowing is a list of organizations involved in the anyone to hang out. | 551 Carpenter Rd. bigPhilly LGBTQ community that deserve your bluemarblebooks.com/ dollars – and we’re not talking just this month. @ALEXBNAGY Philly AIDS Thrift

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Helping the hunt The seven organizations devoted to digital literacy resources in Philadelphia

cal.ly. “This puts them at a disadvantage hat’s the overlap bein comparison to other candidates. If tween the rise in digital they manage to navigate sites like Indeed non-connectedness in or Monster, which requires a certain level Philly and joblessness? of digital competency, application sorting Hannah Sassaman of algorithms reduce the chances of their the Media Mobilizing application being seen.” Project recently And the disadvantages go on. asked us to anThese candidates are less likely swer this quesBY GRACE to even find jobs to apply for and tion via reporting collective SHALLOW will submit fewer applications Broke in Philly. than others, Washington added. It’s an important considerBut there are resources available ation for Philadelphia especialto help increase people’s broadly, which has the second lowest rate of broadband access of the nation’s band access and power their job hunts in 25 largest cities at 71.6 percent, according Philadelphia. to a 2018 Philadelphia Inquirer analysis Here’s a list of a few: of census data. It was also the only large KEYSPOTS city to record a decrease in internet acThe KEYSPOTS program has offered people unrestricted access to the internet cess between 2016 and 2017. on computers across the city since 2010. Per Sassaman’s colleague Devren There are more than 50 locations in pubWashington, lack of digital literacy impacts a person’s unemployment from the lic, private and nonprofit organizations, very beginning of their job search in the including rec centers and Free Library of city. Philadelphia branches. “People who struggle with digital literBetween 2011 and 2016, these locations acy are less likely to own a computer or were visited more than 672,310 times for know how to use it as a tool in their job job searches and education, according to KEYSPOT’s 2016-2019 strategic plan. search,” he wrote in an email to Techni-

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PHILADELPHIAWEEKLY.COM @PHILLYWEEKLY The program also offers digital literacy training that ranges from teaching basic computer skills to resume help, said Farrah Parkes, the director of myPLACE and digital initiatives for the city’s Office of Adult Education. Her office manages the KEYSPOT program, which has only grown since the beginning — and necessarily so, she added. “[Digital literacy] is pretty crucial for any job now,” Parkes said. Philadelphia FIGHT This nonprofit is known for its outreach to people with HIV and those who are high risk for the disease. In addition to community health centers, it has a Critical Path Learning Center that offers adult education classes on topics like digital literacy and employment. This center houses one of the city’s KEYSPOT labs with Wi-Fi access, desktop computers, laptops, iPads and charging stations, said Juliet Fink Yates, chief education officer at FIGHT. The Institute for Community Justice (ICJ) within FIGHT focuses on formerly incarcerated citizens returning to society with its Reentry Center. The Reentry Center is also a KEYSPOT computer lab, and ICJ has a workforce development program. FIGHT received a $20,000 grant from the Digital Literacy Alliance (DLA) in 2018 for its work that pairs health management and digital literacy, according to Andrew Buss, the deputy CIO for innovation management for the Office of Innovative Technology. SEAMAAC and United Communities In 2018, DLA awarded these immigration-focused nonprofits a joint grant of $10,000 for their digital literacy program, including an open computer lab, for immigrants learning to speak English and searching for jobs. This was a follow-up to a $25,000 grant the DLA gave to the two organizations for its digital literacy classes, which reached about 70 community members by the end of 2017. Lutheran Settlement House (LSH) Every third Wednesday of the month, this nonprofit holds an information session at 1340 Frankford Ave about its free individual or small group tutoring sessions, according to its website. Volunteer tutors will help participants with GED preparation, digital literacy skills and career development. Its six-week Customer Service Training Program will also train people interested in working in retail. DLA also awarded this org for its digital literacy and job education work in 2018 with a $10,000 grant. LSH started teaching people transitioning out of homelessness these skills at the Jane Addams Place shelter on 43rd and Ludlow streets in 2017. Pan-African Studies Community Education Program (PASCEP) This 40-year-old program at Temple University offers low-cost courses that are catered to the North Philadelphia community, but available to anyone in the city. It has three technology-centered, 10-week courses in the fall and spring semesters, none of which costs more than $40. They are:

Introduction to Personal Computers Intermediate Creating Professional Spreadsheets: Microsoft Excel Developing Dynamic Databases: Microsoft Access (this class requires an administrator desktop or notebook PC account and a full installation of Microsoft Office 2010) PASCEP is also a KEYSPOT location and has free internet access Monday through Thursday from 1 to 5 p.m. Dornsife Center for Neighborhood Partnerships This community services hub at Drexel University has a series of technology classes

or open computer lab hours: Every Tuesday from 1 to 3:30 p.m., a Drexel human resources employee can assist visitors with a resume or help with the job search in the Beachell Family Learning Center at 3509 Spring Garden St. The Dornsife Center offers basic computer training every Wednesday from noon to 1 p.m. and will hold Microsoft Publisher training on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 5 to 7 p.m. through May 30. The computer lab in the Beachell Family Learning Center is open every weekday with varying hours. Find its opening hours for the month of May on its calendar here.

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Adult Magic

Some fresh punk from New York. Their debut album is coming out later this month, so we don’t really know much about them past their 2016 self-titled EP. You’ll just have to be ready for some loud music. | 7:45 pm. $7. The Barbary, 951 Frankford Ave.

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Solstice & Strawberry Moon Rowboating

Row out onto the Schuylkill on a boat and celebrate the official start of summer. All the beauty of the night is amplified with a live performance from folk and neo-soul singer Samantha Rise. | 7 pm. Free. Bartram’s Garden, 5400 Lindbergh Blvd. facebook.com INTERESTS

The Big Fake Wedding

We might not know anything about weddings, but we

know this sounds pretty different. Instead of going to a bridal show for inspiration, just go to a fake wedding. Witness actual wedding vendors in action through a vow ceremony, cocktail dinner and a reception. Now, someone just needs to crash it. | 7 pm. $25. Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts, 118 N. Broad St. eventbrite.com

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These guys make some perfect road trip country rock. Get on the ‘ol dusty trail with them as they stop in Philly during one of their frequent tours. We’re heating up our biscuits already to get ready for these country connoisseurs. | 8 pm. $16. The Fillmore, 29 E. Allen St.

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Philly Family Pride Picnic & Arts Festival One of the best ways to celebrate 50 years in the fight for LGBT+ rights is to have a big ass picnic. It’s going down to commemorate a half-century since the Stonewall riots as the Mayor’s Office of LGBT Affairs, Philadelphia Family Pride, and the Mt. Airy Art Garage have collaborated on this epic jawn. Bring all your babies and picnic blankets to enjoy some art, food and entertainment outdoors. Start the morning off right with a family yoga session. Good luck getting your kids

to stay quiet for that. The guests of honor for the day are drag queen Icon Ebony Fierce – who will provide storytime and a performance – Mayor Jim Kenney, and musicians Jan Jeffries and Chana Rothman. Too many celebrations during pride month are restricted to bars and clubs, and there isn’t anything wrong with that. However, it’s always refreshing to see family events like this going down, and luckily, we’re finding more of them every year.

WHAT: Philly Family Pride Picnic & Arts Festival WHEN: June 22. COST: Free. WHERE: Lovett Library Park, 6945 Germantown Ave. MORE: creativephl.org

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This conversation with author Ibram X. Kendi surrounds the state of racial justice in America. Kendi is here to tell us that we don’t have to accept the society we live in for what it is. We all have the power to build an antiracist society - learn how you could help here. | 5:30 pm. Free. The Library Company of Philadelphia, 1314 Locust St. eventbrite.com EVENT

Mewtiny on the Moshulu The pussycats have taken over. Run wild at this fundraiser for TNR rescue of stray cats in Philly. There will be contortionists, jugglers, a strong man and a bunch of other weird shit to keep you entertained all night. | 6 pm. $40. Moshulu, 401 S. Columbus Blvd. eventbrite.com INTERESTS

Game Changer Wrestling: Crushed Up

Witness a live, brutal wrestling match like no other. There’s not many details on

this, other than it’s going to MUSIC be a “fuckery filled night.” Lots of slamming, yelling and sweating is definitely in store Spots fill up q perform at th here. | 8 pm. $25. Voltage about cultura Lounge, 421 N. 7th St. and bringing t eventbrite.com community. G sing to whate you want. Wh FOOD & DRINK full of people Uzi and Futur empowering? This harmonious tasting Theatre of Liv is curated by Christine South St. Hazel, a Philly celebrity chef universe.com who was on season 14 of Hell’s Kitchen. | 6 pm. $45. MUSIC Moonshine Philly, 1825 E. Moyamensing Ave.

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Slushii

He just looks like any other guy you’d play Overwatch with, but he makes killer beats. His music is a mix of some dubstep, trap and techno that’s always gonna get you to move. This is gonna go down easier than those jawns from 7-11. | 8 pm. $25. The Fillmore, 29 E. Allen St. thefillmorephilly.com OUTDOORS

Garden of Earthly Delights

There will be drag performances and vegan food aplenty. Show up early and get dressed up in “botanical magickal” costume (we guess that means like a fairy?) to score some free drink tickets. | 7 pm. $10. Bartram’s Garden, 5400 Lindbergh Blvd. bartramsgarden.org

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TRAP Karaoke

Spots fill up quickly to perform at this night all about cultural empowerment and bringing together a community. Get up there and sing to whatever the fuck you want. Who knew a night full of people performing Lil Uzi and Future could be so empowering? | 8 pm. $32. Theatre of Living Arts, 334 South St. universe.com MUSIC

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A night all about women in music, DJd by one badass woman, DJ Hvnlee. All genres from all eras will be covered. Just let loose and let all these powerful ladies take over. | 10 pm. $5. The Dolphin Tavern, 1539 S. Broad St. eventbrite.com COMEDY

Eat Your BeatsCandy Pain Edition Don’t worry, there’s no vegetables involved here. Just a performance of some comedy, a rap battle and an epic food fight. The most witty wordsmiths in Philly will bring their best on stage to

make us all laugh our asses off. | 8:30 pm. $10. Good Good Comedy, 215 N. 11th St.

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You’ll never know a woman more perfect than Lepore. This over-the-top icon of all things fabulous will be here to celebrate the two year anniversary of Haus, a monthly party at Tabu. Get wild and witness fierce runway shows and drag performances that’ll snatch the wig right off your head. | 10 pm. $20. Tabu, 254 S. 12th St. eventbrite.com FESTIVAL

Stripped Down & Unplugged Festival Celebrate the start of the weekend at this candid festival’s first installment of the year. Dylan Calvelli and Sh’Bang are some of the local artists performing throughout the evening. It always feels so good to get naked after a long day. | 5 pm. $12. The Fire, 412 W. Girard Ave. eventbrite.com

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Molestice

This annual block party is open to all who want to soak up the summer solstice. As with any street festival, there will be live music, lots of drinks and hot food. The name of this event is so fitting that it’s satisfying. | 12 pm. Free. 100 block of Mole St.

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Must Love Beards

The push-up bra of the face - it does wonders. All men get in for free to this day party all about the sexy facial hair. Women are also welcome to share all the love, but at a cost. Any amount is worth it to be around men who can appreciate some bold beards. | Saturday, 2 pm. Free-$20. NOTO, 1209 Vine St. idontdoclubs.biz

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One City, Many Cultures

This afternoon is centered around you being introduced to new cultures. You’ll learn how to make Peruvian cuisine, how to write in Chinese, and practice speaking a new language. We’re lucky that we live in such a diverse city, but we could all become even more cultured. | 1 pm. Free. Welcoming Center for New Pennsylvanians, 211 N. 13th St. eventbrite.com ART

Art & Wine Festival

Bet you can’t name a more sophisticated duo. This two-day festival celebrates the rich presence of art in Bucks County and beyond throughout the region. There will be art and food served outside, painting classes for all ages, and, of course, plenty of wine tastings. | 10 am. $30. Peddler’s Village, 2400 Street Rd., New Hope. Slushii

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NHL Draft Party

Come out and watch the picks happen live. You need somewhere to watch the draft that’s not your depressing living room. It may be cheaper to just drink at home, but it’s also lonelier. Friday, | 6 pm. Free. Field House, 1150 Filbert St. facebook.com

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Boolfest Birthday Show

You’re invited to hang out at some person’s birthday party. Noise bands from NYC and Philly - including Hover and G.T. Arpe - will be jamming out all night. It’s the perfect environment for you to just bool out and listen to some crazy sounds. | 7 pm. $5. Cousin Danny’s, 5001 N. 50th St. facebook.com MOVIES

John Cusack: Say Anything

This screening of the iconic love story will be followed by a conversation with Cusack himself. He’ll be going over the making of the classic, as well as his illustrious career. He’s one of the only decent (and decent looking) actors left in Hollywood, so we wouldn’t want to miss the chance to see him. | 7:30 pm. $39-$69. Academy of Music, 240 S. Broad St. kimmelcenter.org INTERESTS

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Shop through all the bold African and Caribbean fashion your heart desires. The day starts off with a market and live dance performances, and culminates in an epic fashion show. Ankara is a colorful West African fabric, and you’ll definitely be seeing a lot of it being shown here. | 11 am. $10. Green Soul, 1410 Mount Vernon St. eventbrite. com

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Overbrook Park Community Day

This sounds like a genuinely fun summer block party. Come out, say hi to some neighbors and enjoy delicious local fare. We’re all about community here in the city of brotherly love - and neighborhoods. | 2 pm. Free. 7500 block of Haverford Ave. eventbrite.com

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Pamplemousse A monthly night full of the finest house music you’ve ever heard. Up next is Philly’s own Elvin T. He gets around the nightlife scene and can be heard bumping beats at The Trestle Inn, where he has

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Catie Turner

Fun fact: This 18-yearold American Idol alum is from Bucks County. Now she’s touring the country on her “Sad Vegan Tour.” Come see why she made it so far in the show, and why we can’t get enough of her. | Sunday, 7 pm. $15. The Fillmore, 29 E. Allen St. facebook.com

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Deep Brunch

Time to recharge with some good vibes. Expect more of these this summer - this is the official kick off for the season. Music will be provided by Chicago electro artist Anthony Attalla and TPATT b2b Oscar N, who is apparently an artist that fell asleep at their keyboard. | 3 pm. $7. Sunflower Hill, 1725 N. 5th St. eventbrite.com MUSIC

Radio 104.5 Summer Block Party

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Love & Libations

Tree and Matt Maeson are on the lineup for this initial show. This is going to be way bigger than your typical food truck and face painting block party. | 5 pm. Free. Xfinity Live!, 1100 Pattison Ave. eventbrite.com PARTY

Love & Libations

The two typically go hand-

in-hand. This is a throwback to a former weekly club event. Those old enough to remember it are welcome the event is 25 and over only. Whether you want to meet your future spouse or just bring down the house, this is for you. | 9 pm. $10. Haute, 1420 Locust St. eventbee.com

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Ari Lennox

Lennox is signed to Dreamville, J. Cole’s record label. She’s a powerhouse R&B vocalist and lyricist that blows us away any time she opens her mouth to sing. She just released her first album, “Shea Butter Baby,” this May, so come show her some love. | Monday, 7 pm. $43. Theatre of Living Arts, 334 South St. seatgeek.com

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Art in the Village

This is your last chance to witness some breathtaking art outdoors. This special exhibit features pieces from artist Frank Hyder’s “Janice Project.” Witness these vibrant inflatable heads on display for one final day. | 10 am. Free. Peddler’s Village, 2400 Street Rd., New Hope.

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Bluegrass Jam

This monthly session is open to country bumpkins of all levels and ages. Pluck a banjo or guitar along with upright bass player Matt Thomas from Colorado. Come back as many times as you’d like. | Monday, 7 pm. Free. The Abbaye, 637 N. 3rd St. facebook.com

Qunify, a social community that creates conversation among LBGBTQ people, hops all around coffee shops in the city in this event series. Come out and feel free to talk about anything you want in an accepting space. | 1 pm. Free. The Monkey & The Elephant, 2831 W. Girard Ave. facebook.com MUSIC

The Albatrossdog Showcase Tour

Albatrossdog, a Philly rapper, will be competing with other local musicians on this tour. It’s apparently the #1 live music showcase worldwide, but we can’t speak for that. We’re calling on all you talented people out there to show us why that’s so. | 7 pm. $10. Voltage Lounge, 421 N. 7th St. eventbrite.com

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Camp Saint Helene

This band plays some slow and haunting music completed by the vocalist’s resonating voice. The only music they have uploaded anywhere is a cover of a Crosby, Stills & Nash song that’s on their Bandcamp. However, they have new music coming soon, and they may even be showing it off on this brief East Coast tour. | Monday, 8 pm. $8. Bourbon & Branch, 705 N. 2nd St. bourbonandbranchphilly.com

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Deadname In Utero Showcase

This is the premier showcase of the collective of trans and nonbinary artists. Poetry, music and stimulating visual art are all sure to be on display. Commemorate the 50th anniversary of the Stonewall riots while directly supporting the LGBTQ community. | 6:30 pm. Free. Independence Library, 18 S. 7th St. facebook.com COMEDY

Black History Monthly

Catch the special Juneteenth edition of this acclaimed variety show. Three accomplished comedians - Brandon Mitchell, Ronald Metellus and Keane Cobb will be performing whatever the hell they feel like. You can’t really expect anything, except to laugh your ass off. | 7:30 pm. $5. Philly Improv Theater, 2030 Sansom St. eventbrite.com

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Asian American Artist Town Hall

Catch up with fellow artists and creators on the projects they’re working on. This is a great opportunity to show each other support and share creative ideas with one another. When you’re presented with the chance to join an uplifting community, you take it - especially as an artist. | 6 pm. Free. Asian Arts Initiative, 1219 Vine St. givelively.org GAMING

Drinks and Dragons

All mastery levels are welcome to this open RPG gaming night. Drop in and out as you please, or stay and keep coming back to play at each recurring event. | 7 pm. Free. Philadelphia Brewing Company, 2440 Frankford Ave. facebook.com

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Conan

These guys make some really heavy music. As heavy as “interplanetary thunder amplified through the roaring black hole anus of Azathoth.” Yeah, it’s really that crazy. Come get your ears blown off and witness some real heavy metal for once. | 9 pm. $15. Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St. facebook.com

Tattooed Momedy

A monthly comedy showcase of some funny ass people from Philly and beyond. This month’s headliner is John Deary, a local comedian that’s always busy around the city hosting events. Plus, there’s $1 tacos, so how could you even dare to think about passing this up? | 8 pm. Free. Tattooed Mom, 530 South St. tattooedmomphilly.com

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Elaine Welteroth

He’s an unstoppable member of the YBN rap collective. His lyrics are lowkey genius, and as seen in his rebuttals of Eminem’s “My Name Is” and J. Cole’s “1985,” he’s clever as fuck. We’re still waiting on his debut solo album to drop, but in the meantime, we’ve got some singles to listen to. | 8 pm. $20. Union Transfer, 1026 Spring Garden St.t

Join the former fashion editor and Project Runway judge as she discusses her new book, “More Than Enough: Claiming Space for Who You Are.” Welteroth is no doubt a trailblazer - she was the first AfricanAmerican to be the beauty and health director of Conde Nast. We know this will be a meaningful conversation worth being a part of. | 7:30 pm. Free. Parkway Central Library, 1901 Vine St.

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Luau Libations Let some tasty alcohol take you on a tropical getaway. Let’s be real - it’s probably the most exotic vacation you could afford right now. You’ll really be getting your money’s worth by attending this class and learning some valuable life skills. | 6:30 pm. $40. Art in the Age, 116 N. 3rd St. artintheage.com MUSIC

Marbin

A jazz jam band that could go on forever. This DIY group is regularly touring all over the world, blessing us with their complex and incredible instrumentals. Forget Phish - this is the new band you should be following on tour. | 8:30 pm. $10. Silk City, 435 Spring Garden St. theticketingco.com MUSIC

The Spill Canvas

You know a show is going to be a big deal when it’s seated. What started as a solo project grew into a fourpiece emo band. They may have not released new music since their single in January, but we know there has to be more coming. | 8 pm. $20. World Cafe Live, 3025 Walnut St. worldcafelive. com

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Bad Books

This group is a collab between Kevin Devine and Andy Hull of Manchester Orchestra. Their sound jumps all over and is hard to pin down to one genre. Their magic, along with that of other bandmates and friends that drop in, makes for some freeing music which shows that these artists are having fun creating whatever the hell they want. | Wednesday, 8:30 pm. $22. Union Transfer, 1026 Spring Garden St. utphilly.com

Stress: Creating the Power to Change Your Circumstances We know you might be thinking this is a load of bullshit - but that’s just all the stress talking. Turns out, all you need to control it is to take care of yourself and get some acupuncture. We can’t guarantee it’ll eradicate all your worries instantly, but we think it’s worth giving it a shot - especially since none of us could really say we’re not stressed. | 5:30 pm. $15. Windrose Acupuncture, 1601 Walnut St. eventbrite.com

wouldn’t want to listen to some mind-blowing music for free? | 6 pm. Free. Parkway Central Library, 1901 Vine St. eventbrite.com INTERESTS

PHL Innovation Picnic This will probably be one of the most uplifting environments you’ve ever been in. It’s all about bringing together entrepreneurs and community leaders to network and share ideas. They will be donating part of the profits to a local youthcentered nonprofit, and you get to choose which one. | 5 pm. $25. Marine Parade Grounds, 4801 S. Broad St. eventbrite.com

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Dating in the Digital Age

Dating is already a pain in the ass, and when you throw technology and social media into the mix, it only makes it worse. We should all be lucky that this class is here to guide us through all the hazards of online dating. Learn how to be confident, safe and appealing in your Tinder and Grindr adventures. | 11 am. Free. Community College of Philadelphia, 1700 Spring Garden St. eventbrite.com LEARN

Bots and Beverages

Who wouldn’t want to build a robot with a cool teacher? All materials will be provided to people of all robotic skill levels. Have some meaningful discussions with

teachers about education, technology curriculums and all that fun stuff. | 4 pm. Free. Independence Beer Garden, 100 S. Independence Mall West. eventbrite.com

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Wine & Crime

See the faces behind the thick Minnesota accents. The three ladies who host the true crime podcast will be chugging wine and talking about murder on stage. It’s a live show heavily about death and murder. | 8 pm. $30. Theatre of Living Arts, 334 South St. tlaphilly.com

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Philalympics

Does everyone in your company need to get along? There’s no better way to force team building than to enter your company in this annual competition. Local businesses compete in tricycle races, Philly-based trivia and more to see who wins the corny title of “phunnest” in Philadelphia. | 4 pm. Prices vary. Wells Fargo Center, 3601 S. Broad St.

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Arts & Appetizers

Stuff yourself with vegan appetizers to get some courage to get on stage. This is a huge platform to lay all your talent on the table. | 4 pm. Free. The Pop Up Store, 410 South St. eventbrite.com

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The Minus 5

This “so-called supergroup” is helmed by Scott McCaughey, a former member of R.E.M. They have impressively released 13 albums as a band - their newest being “Stroke Manor,” which was just released this Friday. | 8 pm. $15. Johnny Brenda’s, 1201 N. Frankford Ave. eventbrite.com

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Puppy Hour

Beer and puppies - now we have your attention. Portions of profits from beer will be given to the nonprofit Wet Nose Rescue. They’ll even have some rescue pups there for you to play with. This is way better than any happy hour we could have dreamed of. | 6 pm. Free. Evil Genius Beer Company, 1727 N. Front St.

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Just Act, Go Vote

This theatrical performance will educate you on voter suppression and systematic oppression. It’s topical, entertaining and useful for everybody to see. In the prologue, we’ll be introduced to Philly’s first new voting machines in about 20 years. | 6 pm. Free. Church of Faith, 772 N. 38th St. eventbrite.com

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A Gay Old Time

You can expect to have one at this showcase of local LGBTQ comedians. We don’t know exactly who will be there, but we can assume they’ll be funny. | 8 pm. $18. Punch Line Philly, 33 E. Laurel St. punchlinephilly.com

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The Great Cackler

This experimental duo combine their experience from the underground West Philly music scene. It makes for some adventurous music that’s been mapped out over three full-length, self-released albums. Who

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Queer Bits

A talent show a la America’s Got Talent and Rupaul’s Drag Race. Watch some clever comics performing stunts and acts they’ve never done before. They will then be judged by an all queer panel of judges acting as “whimsical” characters. This sounds like tons of fun you wouldn’t want to miss. | 7 pm. $5. Philly Improv Theater, 2030 Sansom St. eventbrite.com MUSIC

Pale Blue Dot

Come support a down-home group that writes all its own music. Tony LaRocco is the force to be reckoned with behind this folsky, bebop jazz-y band. Jam to their 2018 EP “Anatomy” before heading out. | 8 pm. $10. The Fire 412 W. Girard Ave. facebook.com

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Kountry Wayne

This guy can really do it all. Successful social media star, hilarious comedian and father of nine. Come see why this guy from Georgia is now touring nationwide. | Thursday, 8 pm. $30. Punch Line Philly, 33 E. Laurel St. facebook.com

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Color collective Last week, our cover story brought you to Sunflower Hill in North Philly, an initiative designed to keep the community flavor intact around all the developments happening in the area. Part of that flavor is a robust street art wall that both local and regional street artists of all types have access to. If you're into street art we highly suggest checking out what's going on at 5th and Cecil B. Moore, as work like this isn't just perfect for this week's Big Pic, but a perfect representation of a vibrant neighborhood. Have an image you'd like to see as Big Pic? Tag us on social with the hashtag #PWBigPic.

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Why not me? Q: I found your column after a Google search. I saw your e-mail address at the bottom and was hoping for some insight. My issue is this: Two years into our 23-year marriage, my wife declared that she didn’t want to kiss me or perform oral on me. Several years ago, she had an affair and confessed that she not only kissed this other person but performed oral on them as well. Why them and not me? Should I just go find someone willing to do what I want? I have a high sex drive, but I find that I don’t want to sleep with my wife anymore because there is never any foreplay and a few minutes into it she’s telling me to hurry up. I don’t feel wanted, and honestly I no longer desire her. What do you make of this? – Hurting Unwanted Husband

dick of her affair partner would have evaporated in roughly the same amount of time, and she would have lost interest in him and his dick and his spit, as well. Some people have a hard time sustaining desire over time—and contrary to popular belief, women have a harder time sustaining desire in committed, romantic relationships than men do. (Wednesday Martin wrote an entire NYT best-selling book about it, Untrue: Why Nearly Everything We Believe About Women, Lust, and Infidelity Is Wrong and How the New Science Can Set Us Free.) Of course, it’s possible your wife isn’t the problem. You may have said or done something that extinguished your wife’s desire for you. Or, hey, maybe your personal hygiene leaves everything to be desired. (I’ve received countless @FAKEDANSAVAGE letters over the years from women Before telling you what I make whose husbands refuse to brush of your e-mail, HUH, I want to their teeth and/or can’t wipe their asses proptell you what I wish I could make out of your e-mail: a time machine. If I could turn erly.) Or maybe you’re emotionally distant or all those pixels and code and whatever else cold or contemptuous or incredibly shitty in bed. Or maybe you’re not the problem! I don’t into a working time machine, I’d drag your ass back to 1996 (and try to talk you out of marry- know you, HUH, and other than the very few details you included your very brief letter, I ing your wife) or 1998 (and try to talk you into leaving her after two years of marriage). But don’t know what’s going on in your marriage. But I do know this: If you can leave, HUH, since time machines aren’t a thing—at least not yet—we’ll have to talk about the here and you most likely should. But if you decide to stay because you want to stay, or because leavnow. Your wife isn’t attracted to you, and never ing is unthinkable for cultural or religious or was, or hasn’t been for a long, long time. And financial reasons… well, seeing as how your now the feeling is mutual—you aren’t attract- wife hasn’t wanted to fuck you for decades, ed to her anymore, either. And if you’re seri- and seeing as how you no longer want to fuck your wife, you should release each other from ously wondering why she kissed and blew that the monogamous commitment you made other person—the person with whom she had more than two decades ago. If you can adjust an affair—when she hasn’t wanted to kiss or your expectations—if you can both agree to blow you for 20-plus years (“Why them and define your marriage as companionate, i.e., not me?”), HUH, the answer is as painful as it is obvious: Your wife was attracted to her af- you’re friends and life partners, not romantic fair partner (that’s why them) and she’s not or sexual partners—you may be able to appreciate your marriage for what it is. But to do attracted to you (that’s why not you). that, you’ll have to let go of the anger and disNow, it’s possible your wife was attracted to you a long time ago; I assume she was kissing appointment you feel over what it’s not. And to be clear: If your marriage is comand blowing you while you were dating and during the couple dozen months of marriage. panionate, you should both be free to seek sex with outside partners. (She wouldn’t have to announce she was going to stop doing those things if she’d never startTHERE’S ALWAYS MORE ed.) But at some point relatively early in your marriage, HUH, your wife’s desire to swallow OF SAVAGE TO LOVE! Read: PhillyWeekly.com your spit and inhale your dick evaporated. It’s possible her desire to swallow/inhale the spit/ Have a question?: mail@savagelove.net

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A Lovely 10-Year-Old Boutique Bella Vista Condominium with its own Parking Space. Unit 6 is the largest unit in the building. Boasting 1376 Sq Ft, two bedrooms + a den (or a 3 bedroom), two baths with its own private entrance. Enter either off of Bainbridge St or through the lovely common foyer and take the elevator to the second floor. This unit has a welcoming loft-like open floor plan, hardwood floors. A bright & spacious living room. Dining room. Well equipped kitchen (new microwave oven 2018)with an extra-large front window allowing wonderful light throughout. The hall area has a washer/dryer, mechanicals, New HVAC (2018), coat closet and an extra-large storage closet. The main suite is an en-suite with a bay window, fabulous huge walk in closet and a beautiful full white spa bath with a large double shower. The second bedroom is nice sized with a closet and bath. The bonus ~ third bedroom is down one flight (currently used as a bedroom) with its own private entrance (could be a den/office/family Room). This is a great unit. Very airy and bright, with your own parking spot behind the secured private wrought iron gate. There is also a green common sitting area behind the parking. Bainbridge Manor is close and central to everything you may need or want. Terrific neighborhood and in the sought-after Meredith School catchment .

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Bella Vista triplex – NE corner of Christian and Hutchinson. 52 feet frontage on Hutchinson St with windows along the entire 52 feet. Incredible light throughout the 2nd and 3rd floor units. All units are one bedroom flats. The first floor has its own private entrance. Living room, kitchen, bedroom, and bath + door to the basement - (needs updating - Rent $800 - below market). The 2nd and 3rd floor each have their own entrance stairs up to the 2nd unit – a wow at first glance. Bright and spacious one bedroom with lovely details and character: exposed brick, wood floors, and windows surrounding. The front bedroom has a Juliet balcony and large closet. A cozy living room and well-equipped kitchen with farm sink and recessed lighting. Rent $1300. 3rd floor - Enter into the bright and spacious living room with eight windows along the entire area. A great bright kitchen and dining area, pretty classic white tile bath with a window, lovely living room, and front bedroom with a closet and Juliet balcony. This unit has great deck potential. Rent $1150 (lease ends in October). About the neighborhood: A super location – close to everything. In Nebinger catchment and across the street from Sabrina’s, the Italian market, Sarcone’s Bakery, Palumbo Playground, and the best Italian restaurants and cafes. Gas, hot water, radiant heat, Window ACs, Washer and dryer in the basement.

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106 Airdale Road, Bryn Mawr

8 BED | 4.1 BATH | 6,200 SQ FT | $950,000

1417 Centennial Rd, Penn Valley 5 BED | 3.1 BATH | 4,371 SQ FT | $865,000

239 Trianon Ln, Villanova 4 BED | 3.1 BATH | 3,443 SQ FT | $839,000

1205 Chermar Ln, Penn Valley 5 BED | 4.1 BATH | 3,356 SQ FT | $799,000

200 Price Ave, Unit#4, Narberth

1310 Pine Road, Bryn Mawr

3 BED | 3.1 BATH | 3,038 SQ FT | $799,000

5 BED | 3.1 BATH | 3,655 SQ FT | $925,000

39 Aberdale Road, Bala Cynwyd

1315 Bobarn Drive, Penn Valley

7 BED | 3.2 BATH | 4020 SQ FT | $795,000

4 BED | 3.1 BATH | 2,400 SQ FT | $749,000

233 Crosshill Road, Wynnewood 4 BED | 2.1 BATH | 2296 SQ FT | $569,000

1305 Woodbine Ave, Penn Valley 5 BED | 2.2 BATH | 2,502 SQ FT | $409,000

2501 Pond View Drive, Lansdale 5 BED | 3.2 BATH | 5,749 SQ FT | $760,000

207 Lindy Ln, Bala Cynwyd

3 BED | 4.1 BATH | 4,217 SQ FT | $599,900

1305 Summer Hill Lane, Gladwyne

LISTINGS 1211 Mirabeau Ln, Gladwyne 6 BED | 8.3 BATH | 15,317 SQ FT | $3,950,000

1320 Monk Rd, Gladwyne

LOT | 0.5 ACRES | $150,000

CONDO LIVING 190 Presidential Blvd, #415, Bala Cynwyd

1 BED | 1 BATH | 858 SQ FT | $145,000

1030 E Lancaster Avenue, Unit #304, Bryn Mawr 1 BED | 1 BATH | 700 SQ FT | $128,000

1901 JFK Blvd, Philadelphia

2000 Valley Forge Cir, Unit#36, King of Prussia Unit #2521/2 3 BED | 3 BATH | 1,906 SQ FT | $950,000 STORAGE UNIT | $12,000

Unit #2006 2 BED | 2 BATH | 1,171 SQ FT | $485,000

CENTER CITY

Unit #1213 1 BED | 1 BATH | 872 SQ FT | $289,000

JUST REDUCED

Unit#1819 1 BED | 1 BATH | 606 SQ FT | $219,000

809 Latona Street, Philadelphia 3 BED | 1 BATH | 1,288 SQ FT | $315,000

Unit#1919 1 BED | 1 BATH | 606 SQ FT | $219,000

LISTINGS

710 Lombard Street, Philadelphia 2 BED | 2.1 BATH | 1890 SQ FT | $919,990

5860 Woodbine Ave, Philadelphia 6 BED | 4.1 BATH | 3,725 SQ FT | $689,000

KINGSLEY COURT Philadelphia 500 Kingsley Court 3 BED | 2 BATH | 2,000 SQ FT | $487,000

3419 Sunnyside Ave, Philadelphia 502 Kingsley Court 3 BED | 3.1 BATH | 2,000 SQ FT | $485,000

6 BED | 8.2 BATH | 9,923 SQ FT | $3,850,000

2 BED | 2.1 BATH | 1,970 SQ FT | $625,000

1309 Summer Hill Lane, Gladwyne

191 Presidential Blvd, #824-25, Bala Cynwyd

224-30 W RITTENHOUSE SQ, #1017, PHILADELPHIA

2 BED | 2 BATH | 2,100 SQ FT | $325,000

1 BED | 1 BATH | 570 SQ FT | $275,000

4 BED | 4.3 BATH | 6,465 SQ FT | $2,990,000

THE KENNEDY HOUSE

3 BED I 1.1 BATH I 1,380 SQ FT I $279,900

PHILADELPHIA WEEKLY | JUNE 20 - 27, 2019

REAL ESTATE

PHILADELPHIAWEEKLY.COM @PHILLYWEEKLY

New Listing - Fitler Square

New Listing - Open Sunday 12 - 2 138 Race Street, Unit D

Enter from one of Philadelphia’s most classic and beautiful streets to a modern, thoroughly updated home with maple wood floors throughout, a gas fireplace to a modern chef’s kitchen with granite counter tops, and plenty of cabinet and drawer storage. Extra-large windows were installed throughout to make the home cheery and bright. The dining area leads through French doors to a secluded slate and red brick patio and deep garden.

Elegance and an exceptional eye for design can be found in every detail throughout this bi-level, 3 BR and 3 BA condo. To the left of the entryway you’ll find the dining area and kitchen with gorgeous high-end, European designed Porcelanosa cabinets, complemented by quartz counters with an island, and stainless steel appliances. This home features high ceilings and quality flooring throughout.

Sold - Queen Village

Society Hill

Charming home in the desired Queen Village area. This spacious and nicely maintained home with a great layout features warm wood finishes, a cozy Vermont Castings stove, and a new Central Air/HVAC system, a new roof and sewer line. There’s a patio area off of the kitchen through custom sliding doors. 3 Bedrooms | 1 Bath

Occupying more than 3,000 square feet of luxurious living space in a boutique building on the edge of Society Hill and Old City, this corner bi-level unit is a rare find. It comes with one car deeded on-site parking, 3 spacious bedrooms plus den and 3.5 baths. You’ll feel right at home the moment you enter the impressive two story foyer with grand staircase.

New Listing - Newbold

New Listing - West Passyunk

Creativity meets authenticity in this light-filled, one of a kind renovation. This renovation has been performed with enormous thought to detail, keeping enough of the original home, yet redesigning and outfitting the home with gorgeous upgrades. The master bedroom is defined by exposed brick giving it an industrial feel. Features include: a reclaimed clawfoot tub, a skylight window, mid-century lighting fixture, and outdoor space. Tax abatement pending.

A beautifully maintained and renovated South Philly gem with tons of character. This 2 BR townhome features hardwood floors throughout, newer windows, and upgraded heating system, electric and plumbing. Entering through the remodeled vestibule tiled with blue slate, the first floor features an open living/dining room and an updated kitchen with vintage castiron sink and salvaged mixed maple hardwood floors.

$1,150,000

$385,000

$309,000

$549,900

$895,000

$249,000

PW REAL ESTATE To advertise in this section contact Dan Tangi

215-543-3743 ext. 111 or dtangi@philadelphiaweekly.com

JUNE 20 - 27, 2019 | PHILADELPHIA WEEKLY

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