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table of contents

01 09 09 | vol. 58, issue 15

news pg. 06

Photograph above by Josh Lehrer +

From the Archives: 1998-99

Matt Crowell and Mercyhurst’s Kirk Medernach battle for the puck at RIT on Friday, December 12.

Back in the day, RIT students used to microwave condoms.

Cover illustration by Jamie Douglas

Make of that what you will.

Photo Auction

12.19.08 issue correction +

Free food from the photo department,

Gary Prokop works for RIT’s Purchasing Department, not Facilities Management Services.

free paper from the FBI. Forecast Banjo Bill is up to his hair-dying, spiritraising antics again this Sunday. Go Tigers!

features pg. 16

sports pg. 26

To Hell and Back

Bearded Ladies

The Skate of the Tiger

According to some, sitting in

Eat your bread crusts. But not too many.

Our hockey team has fans for a reason.

class is hell on earth.

Your Friendly Neighborhood

leisure pg. 10

views pg. 28

A double-edged sword.

Sustaining Sweatshops

Where the Bills Belong

Dropping Things in Style

Max Herrera wants you to know that

Masters of Illusion

Keeping the “Buffalo” in “Buffalo Bills.”

Juggling is serious business.

sustainability is more than “being green.”

Staying Private in a Public Place

Artifacts

Word on the Street

How to pick a wedgie in public.

Find something weird (and relatively

What’s your New Year’s resolution?

Reviews

flat)? Slide it under our door.

Rings

So You Want to Be a Wizard and Strong

If you know the difference between

Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People.

alkaline and alkyne, call 585.672.4840.

FROM THE ARCHIVES 1998-99

compiled by Andy Rees

As we start getting used to writing

December 12, 1998 “MADD Awards RIT Alcohol

the Racquet Club housing complex, or the

2009 on our checks, it’s a wonder that just

Policy” – At the time, the recently instituted RIT

“Racquet Hole,” as the article refers to them,

10 years ago we began worrying about Y2K.

alcohol policy was hailed by the Mothers Against

Bill Clinton was president, Sega’s Dreamcast

Drunk Driving organization. The policy changed

were said to have provided substandard living

was the hot Christmas present, the world

RIT from a “wet” campus to a “dry” campus.

conditions. They have since been replaced by a

population had recently reached 6 billion, and

January 22, 1999 “Snow Storms Force Rare

senior living development.

Napster had just been unveiled. Certainly, the

Institute Closing” – Few students can claim they

April 16, 1999 In an article titled “Welcome to

were slated to be demolished. The townhouses

world was a different place. But have things

lived through an RIT snow day. Institute officials

the Campus of the Future,” Reporter explored

really changed at RIT? Buried in rusty filing

are usually fairly conservative about issuing a

what RIT might look like in the new millennium.

cabinets, tucked into drab file folders, Reporter

cancellation due to weather. However, in the

Some of the ideas have been implemented,

has uncovered some of the RIT news headlines

winter of 1999, conditions became bad enough to

such as “College Park,” which evolved into Park

from 10 years ago.

close the campus for a day and a half. It was the

Point. College Park, which was going to be

first snow day since the winter of 1995-96, and it

located on Bailey Road, was envisioned to have

May 8, 1998 “Students Speak Out” –

was not repeated until the 2006-07 school year.

Rallies were held in front of the Student Alumni

January 29, 1999 “Two Students Suspended in

a bowling alley, video stores, [and] a drug

Union to protest the controversial arrest of

Campus Arson Case” – Fire alarms caused by

store.” Other ideas presented in the article,

Rochester Cannabis Coalition president and RIT

burnt popcorn were a common occurrence 10

such as a golf course on campus, seem to have

student Shea Gunther. Gunther was arrested

years ago, just as they are today. However,

fallen out of view.

while attempting to speak to the RIT Board of

in December of 1998, two students were

April 23, 1999 “Women’s Resource Center

Trustees. According to the article, a Campus

arrested after allegedly setting fire to a

Ribbon Cutting Milestone” – The Women’s

Safety report cited Gunther for “battery and

microwave with “a bag of microwave popcorn

Resource Center (now just the Women’s

disorderly conduct.” A simultaneous rally was

and small items, including condoms.”

Center) was officially opened in the spring

held for a “Zero Tolerance” policy toward

February 19, 1999 “Portion of Racquet Club

of 1999. •

acts of racism.

to be Demolished” – The townhouses of

News | 01.09.09

“variety stores, eateries, hip hang-outs,

Photo Auction

by Geoffrey H. Bliss

The Nineteenth Annual Photographic Arts and Sciences Holiday

RIT Forecast compiled by Alecia Crawford

Sat 10

Saturday Night Standup: Johnny Walker

Auction is, according to Bill DuBois, professor and administrative

Ingle Auditorium. 10:30 p.m. Musical comedian

chair of Photographic Arts in the School of Photographic Arts and

Johnny Walker comes to tickle your funny bone

Sciences, “a hidden gem of RIT where we ask vendors to bring in

and bring hilarious sounds to your ears. Cost: $1.

items, faculty to give us prints, and people to donate items. We bring

Sun 11

them in here to sell them at good prices before the holiday season begins.” The event, held inside of the building 7B lobby, brought in a great number of students, faculty, and interested patrons.

This year, the event was hosted by two RIT organizations, the

Dr. Destler’s Orange Hair Challenge Clark Gym. Noon – 2 p.m. Come fill

Technical Photography Student Association for the Imaging and

up the stands for Women’s Basketball

Photographic Technology (TPSA) program and honors students from

games vs. Ithaca. Dr. Destler promises

the College of Imaging Arts & Sciences (CIAS). “They are splitting the

to dye his hair orange. Cost: Free.

total proceeds with the Community Darkroom,” DuBois said. “It is a

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facility here in Rochester that gets photographers together to talk about and print imagery and make things happen in the photo community.”

Following an opening message, DuBois began the auction. As the

Manic Mondays ‘80s Dance Party!

auction proceeded, items were called off quickly, prices were yelled

The Bug Jar, 219 Monroe Ave. 11 p.m. Grab

out, and interested patrons either chose to raise their paddles to

your neon short shorts and David Bowie

place a bid or remain silent. The auctioned items varied in subject

albums and report to the dance floor.

matter, including photography books and antique cameras.

Cost: Free. Must be at least 18 years old.

The big item for the evening was a $3,000, one weeklong workshop at the Maine Photo Workshop, which included not only the $1,000 lab, but also room and board. There were also prints from a Pulitzer Prize winning photographer, faculty, and students, all of which were sold in a silent auction.

T-shirts, vests, and even a full color printer were sold to one

Tue 13 Guitar Hero Contest

Rookie’s Neighborhood Sports, 2351 Buffalo Rd. 8 p.m. Tired of beating everyone on

student for just $70. Many were heard yelling, “Sweeten the deal!”

your floor at GH? Test your skills for a grand

as items were given even better bargaining value. All purchased

prize of $50 in hard cash. Cost: Free.

items were claimed at the end of the auction in the conference

Wed 14

room near the lobby. At certain points in the auction, film was thrown to audience members who scrambled to catch the rolls in mid-air. These were given away for free, in addition to a large amount of photo paper from the FBI, which was a free gift to RIT. This year marked new changes as to how the auction is run,

Acoustic Night at Java Wally’s Java Wally’s. 9 p.m. Watch some of RIT’s own musicians play music in

predominantly in relation to technology. Eric Kerby, a fourth year

Java’s laid-back setting. Cost: Free.

Imaging & Photographic Technology student who is a member

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of both TPSA and the CIAS honor society, stated, “We’ve been keeping electronic spreadsheets about sold items, regarding who bought them, how much they paid, and what the items

CAB Thursday Night Cinema: Kiki’s Delivery Service

are. This year we’re using Google spreadsheets to coordinate

Ingle Auditorium. 9:30 p.m. The Anime Club

everything amongst everybody. This is the first year we’ve also

co-sponsors a movie about a young girl’s

had a projector up displaying items as they’re being bid on.”

flying ability and her adventures. Cost: Free.

One student, Laura Slotkoff, a third year Fine Art Photo major, commented, “ It’s kind of frightening, all those students running after film! It’s nice being a photo student ... having the opportunity to be here and take advantage of all this. We get great supplies, free paper, free food. It’s a good time.”

The Holiday Photo Auction will happen again next year. •

Fri 16

CAB’s Open Mic Night RITz. 9:30 p.m. No need to go far to see people express themselves through musical means. Cost: $1.

To Hell and Back

The discussion covered the

generally agreed that one’s post-

hell and purgatory, the factors

death experience is the ultimate

which decide where you go,

judgment and, in the words of

possible additions include atheists, agnostics, Buddhists and Hindus.

Nearing the end, the moderator and director of the Center for

and what happens when you die.

Eisa, “God alone determines who

Religious Life, Jeffrey Hering,

In his speech, Lawson described

is going to heaven or hell.”

requested that questions and

hell as the absence of God and a

The reason behind this is that all

topic suggestions for future

life without God as essentially

the panelists were representatives

discussions be submitted to

being hell on Earth. He concluded,

of the Abrahamic religions. “We

the panelists or the Interfaith

share common beliefs and … we

Student Council’s supervisor, Dr.

not punishments or rewards.

basically have the same God.

Larraine Frampton. Nothing has

Rather, they are treatments for

Therefore, there are groups here

been scheduled as of yet, but

the state of our souls at death.”

that have not been represented,”

one idea came from Koroleski

explained Koroleski.

while responding to an audience

“Hell, heaven and purgatory are

One interesting moment occurred when Eisa lightheartedly attempted to explain the Islamic belief of being promised 72 virgins in

by Madeleine Villavicencio

paradise if one died as a religious

photograph by Eric Drummond

martyr. “I have no idea where they came up with that number,” he said.

“I suppose it would be very much

All jokes aside, the panelists

different perceptions of heaven,

“I guess the Bedouin tribe just really

There was a general consensus

member’s question. “Stay tuned

from the audience that there be a

for our next discussion:

more diverse panel in the future.

There’s Something About Mary,”

“I think they could have done a lot

Koroleski joked. •

better than three Christians, a Muslim, and a Jew. If they

For more information, visit the Center

could have three different types

for Religious Life’s website at http://rit.edu/studentaffairs/religion.

like sitting in class.” That was how

wanted 72 virgins — dates,

of Christians, then we could

Steve Lawson, a fourth year Film

water and 72 virgins were hot on

have different types of the other

and Animation major as well as

the list there. Maybe that’s just

religions,” said Matthew Breski,

Roman Catholic, described his view

how much camels can carry and

a third year Public Policy major,

of purgatory. “Personally, I wouldn’t

73 would have been the straw that

after suggesting the inclusion of

perceive this place of spiritual

broke the camel’s back.”

a more conservative Jew. Other

cleansing to be painful, but more uncomfortable — not necessarily fire and brimstone,” he clarified.

Lawson was one of the five student representatives in the discussion panel entitled “Are You Going to Hell?” held at the Xerox Auditorium December 17. The event was arranged by the Interfaith Student Council, a group of students from various religions that aim to encourage interfaith understanding and cooperation.

With Lawson were Ethan Heilicher, a Jewish second year Electrical Engineering major, Alex Koroleski, a Lutheran fourth year Applied Networking and Systems Administration major, Osama Eisa, a Muslim fourth year Political Science major, and Nathan Haseley, a Christian fourth year Bioinformatics major. Each panelist was given a few minutes to present their views regarding one’s fate after death based on their religious affiliations. Afterwards, the floor was opened for questions and clarifications.

News | 01.09.09

Osama Eisa, fourth year Political Science major, represented the Muslim viewpoint during the discussion.

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Where the Bills Belong

With the Buffalo Bills’ season coming to a close, speculation once again rises over the franchise’s future in the city of Buffalo. Countless blogs, forums, and discussion groups have been unable to answer that looming question: What now?

Despite missing the playoffs yet again this year, sources have told ESPN that head coach Dick Jauron has signed a contract extension that places him as the Bills’ head coach until 2011. Yet with the owner Ralph Wilson Jr.’s decision weighing heavily upon the team, the extension of their current head coach by no means solidifies the existence of the team in next few years. Meanwhile, our neighbors in Toronto have wanted to breach the international border and become part of the NFL for years. This may be their chance.

Second year Illustration student and lifelong Buffalo Bills fan Rachel DiNunzio won’t let that happen.

As a native of Buffalo’s nearby village, Williamsville, DiNunzio has been a Bills fan since before she can remember. The pride she has for her home team stems from deep within her family, since her brother, mother, father, and grandparents are all devout Bills fans. When news reached her family that the Bills may be re-

about designing an easily recognizable logo that would represent their

located in just a few years, they knew they needed to get involved.

movement. They wanted an image that would combine every aspect of

DiNunzio, along with her brother, Alex, and their uncle,

their pride for their home team. “At first it was very general.

Bob Schwartz, are the leaders of a campaign whose goal is to keep the

They needed an awesome graphic that everyone would rec-

Bills in Buffalo. They have created a website,

ognize,” DiNunzio said. “My work let their ideas come to

http://billsinbuffalo4ever.com, to inform and unite Bills

life with a workable product.” After scrapping countless

fans across the nation. The site includes an online peti-

preliminary ideas, she drew up the iconic final logo.

tion that offers fans an opportunity to take action.

Last summer, DiNunzio was approached by her brother and uncle

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“[The logo] has become a recognized symbol. Loyal fans have contacted us from far regions, wanting a t-shirt or a bumper sticker,”

DiNunzio remarked. “People are able to point and say, ‘I’ve

dom, they are more than happy to have Bills fans visit the web-

seen that before.’ ” So far, according to DiNunzio, BillsIn-

site, sign the petition, and pick up a t-shirt to spread the word.

Buffalo4Ever has received over 3,000 responses.

T-shirt sales are on the rise as more and more people take notice.

The online petition has brought out the pride that Bills fans

DiNunzio hopes Bills fans across the country will unite in an effort to keep the team in their home city so that the league will remain national. “It’s important to keep the NFL part of this nation.”

are famous for. One signer even added a comment to his signa-

DiNunzio added. “Not only for the Bills, but

ture, which stated, “I love my Bills with all my heart, and I will

for football fans in general.” •

fight to death to keep them where they belong.” While DiNunzio

by Dan Lovria | photograph by Christopher Valites

and her family are hardly asking anyone to resort to martyr-

logo opposite page by Rachel DiNunzio

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Staying Private in a

Public Place

by Emily Mohlmann | illustration by Matt Mancuso

If no walls are available for use,

The problem arises, though,

try maneuvering through your

when you’re sitting at a stoplight

pockets without looking suspicious

or driving at a slow speed. You

as a gateway to relief. You should

can always pretend that you’re

be able to pull at your underwear

wearing your invisibility cloak

with your hands well enough using

and carry on with your business,

your back pockets for this one.

but what do you do when you turn and see a cute guy or girl in

Fire In The Hole: After removing your wedgie, you may find your stomach to be a little bloated. While farting is a

the next car over staring at you – or worse, your physics teacher?

If singing wildly is your thing, you can always turn to the back

natural part of life, it is probably

seat and act like you’re yelling at

best to avoid ripping one around

a companion. Keep in mind that

people. But, sometimes, there’s

this will only work if your back

just no way around it.

windows are tinted. Another trick:

The absolute best way to shift

stealthily place your cell phone

the blame from you to someone

on your ear, and act as though

else is the old “fart and run”

you were talking on it all along. If

maneuver. This is exactly what

you can’t pull either of those off,

it sounds like: You release your

hit the gas and hope there’s not

devil and then walk swiftly away

another red light for a while.

from the scene of the crime. It works particularly well when out

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veryone enjoys a little private time to unwind.

Many can do things that they may not ordinarily dare to do in public due to lack of nerve. The good news is that it is still possible to get away with some of these activities outside of the confines of your own four walls.

at large stores or parties.

Loud Leslie: “Hi, yes, I need to make an

If you know you tend to have

appointment. No, the Levitra is

loud noises accompanying your

still good, but I needs to renew

farts, it’s probably best to cough

my hemorrhoid cream.” If you

or talk loudly simultaneously

don’t have the guts to pull this

with gas release, distracting from

conversation off in public, there

your Step Brothers-like fart.

are some tricks to work around it.

Open Market:

doctor’s office, try to state your

If you’re on the phone with a

Digging For Gold:

It’s safe to say that, at one

problem once and then only

Let’s start with an obvious one: picking your nose. Little kids do it

time or another, everyone

answer “Yes” or “No” after that.

has unknowingly walked

Try wording your sentences to

unabashedly in the presence of others, so why can’t the rest of us?

There are a couple ways to approach this operation in clear sight

around with their fly undone.

sound more like you’re talking

of strangers and friends alike. The first would be the “itchy nose

Inevitably, someone will notice

about someone else, unless, of

technique:” Rub your pointer finger back and forth under your nose, all

and obnoxiously point it out,

course, you want the world to

the while making a pass at that pesky booger with the tip of your finger.

making way for the unavoidable

know the reason for your visit.

There is also a more advanced technique; you can do the “grab and pull” with your pointer finger and thumb. This particular maneuver can be

embarrassment.

However, if you do get lucky and

If all of this seems like a whole

used on either nostril by alternating the hand of attack. Adding a slight

notice it (or think you do) before

lot of trouble for what it’s worth,

twist of the wrist can also help you curb that drippy nose of yours.

anyone else does, the mission is

and you are a confident enough

fixing it discreetly. Check to make

person to go about your day

Bend And Snap:

sure nothing’s in the way, then

and activities as if no one was

The next most obvious embarrassing encounter is picking wedgies. The

quickly zip when no one’s looking.

watching, by all means, do. A

male and female population both have this problem and it’s becoming

If you’ve forgotten how, an open

wise man by the name of Dr.

even more taboo now that underwear companies advertise anti-wedgie

fly is the least of your worries.

undergarments.

The easiest solution to this problem is to go and buy the special

Seuss once said, “Be who you are and say what you feel because

Automobile Idol:

those who mind don’t matter and

underwear that doesn’t ride up, but where is the challenge in that? For

You may feel your car is a private

those who matter don’t mind.” If

removing that floss rammed between your cheeks without having to

place and thus do a range of

nothing else, you’ll provide the

wait until you’re near a restroom, find the nearest wall and stand with

not-so-discrete activities in it,

rest of us with something funny

you back to it. Then, remove your wedgie while no one is watching.

including those mentioned above.

to talk about in our next lecture. •

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Reviews Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People, Episode 5: 8-Bit Is Enough

by Stephen Leljedal

angry mob forces Strong Bad to accidentally crash into his Trogdor arcade cabinet. The

discourages any prolonged thought process.

Just like everything on the Homestar Runner

accident releases the game’s titular dragon

website, however, the area where this game

(or maybe, a dragon-man) into his world

truly shines through is the writing, due to all

to burninate the countryside and pummel

the sweet send-ups of all things video game.

innocent people with his single beefy arm. Oh,

From licensed shovel ware to pointless quests,

and a universal rift was also made, allowing

and Wolfenstein 3D to Mega Man, this game is

Platforms: PC, Wii

several elements of the video game world to

brimming with meta-references of the entire

(Note: This review is of the PC version only.)

seep over into Strong Bad’s reality, forcing him

industry, particularly from the 8-bit era. The

Developer: Telltale Games

to literally jump into the video game world to

game even features a character that embodies

Cost: $34.95 or 1000 Wii Points

set things straight.

almost every Japanese anime cliché in the

If you’ve played any of the Sam and Max

book.

Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People,

games made by the same developer, Telltale

or SBCG4AP for short, is a point-and-click

Games, then you should know what to expect

that you immerse yourself in the irreverent

On one last note, it’s highly recommended humor of the Homestar Runner website first

adventure game whose episodes have been

here in terms of setup. You navigate Strong

distributed every month since August of 2008.

Bad by pointing and clicking and handle

to understand most of what’s going on when

All of the episodes were made available over

items in a similar manner, by using a rather

playing SBCG4AP. You’ll be very glad that you

WiiWare (or, for the PC version, at the website

simple interface with inventory, map, and

did. Now, if you’ll excuse me, it is my intention

of its developer, http://telltalegames.com).

menu buttons. In fact, this layout makes the

to sit down and play video games for several

gameplay a bit too simplistic, since impatient

hours. •

Each episode in the series stars Strong Bad, the constantly cynical, boxing glove-donning

players can just keep reusing items on

villain of the cult classic Homestar Runner

everything in the environment until a solution

For Homestar Runner immersion, go to

website. In this installment, the pressure of an

is found. Overall, it’s a tad disappointing and

http://homestarrunner.com.

So You Want to Be a Wizard Diane Duane

by Jackie Fingerhut

has gained the ability to think on its own

and trees to life as they fight against a man

and is out to kill anything in its path.

out to destroy this world as they know it.

Taxicabs are just one of the many objects

At first, I didn’t know if a book from the

that come alive in Diane Duane’s So You Want

early ’80s about such young characters

to Be a Wizard. The story opens with a 13

would entertain me, but I was pleasantly

year old girl, Nita, who finds a mysterious

surprised. Nita and Kit deal with problems

Publisher: Magic Carpet Books

book in the library that claims to have the

in a sophisticated and interesting manner,

Publication Year: 1983

ability to turn her into a wizard. Curious, as

as they learn to embrace, manage, and use

Print price: $6.95

anyone would be, she reads the wizard’s oath

their new abilities in a story line complex

aloud, beginning an adventure that starts

enough to keep a reader of any age thinking.

The creatures were truly frightening at

I’ve only ridden in a New York City taxicab

out as pure fun and intrigue, but turns into

once in my life, but one time was more

something truly frightening. With the help

times and nothing about the book comes

than enough to engrave the experience in

of a fellow new wizard, Kit, and a white hole

off as a cliché young wizards story. The story brought me back to a time when

my mind forever. The cab sped down an

from space (who they name Fred), Nita travels

extremely crowded street, weaving between

to another Earth-like world without a sun.

I would have given anything for proof

other cars and pedestrians, making me grip

There, along with the mutant taxicabs, they

that magic is real, a characteristic alone

whatever I could reach so hard my knuckles

are chased by dragons, encounter a species of

that makes this story worth reading. •

turned white. Imagine, now, that the cab

man-eaters called preytons, and bring statues

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Seeing a kid fall off his bike face first on

Ichihana did not give off as mystical of a

really want to know how this trick is done?’

the Quarter Mile isn’t the only magical thing

vibe as Blizzard. I would have thought that he

After they tell you, the mystery is gone.

That’s why being an amateur magician is

that happens on campus. Somewhere in the

was just like every other kid until I saw him

depths of RIT lies a community of students

make a card disappear from his hands and

like a double-edged sword; in pursuing

and faculty who share a great appreciation for

then, somehow, regurgitate it. Yes, the card

a passion for magic, I lose a part of that

all things magic, illusion, and freaking people

came out of his mouth.

out with cards. These amateur masters of

Ichihana started messing around with card

mystery.” Ichihana, on the other hand, doesn’t necessarily mind. “I think they can

deceit and enchantment hide amongst us yet

tricks at the age of 12, but he only began

still be entertained after the mystery is gone.

go unnoticed (kind of like the cast of Heroes,

taking magic seriously two years later, after

I know when I perform, I don’t think anyone

except they’re still interesting after the second

spending a week at Tannen’s Magic Camp,

believes the stuff I’m telling them. Everyone

season). Jimmy Ichihana, a fifth year Industrial

located in Philadelphia. A few summers

knows I’m going to be lying to them as soon as I start,” he laughs.

Engineering major, and Deborah Blizzard, an

ago, he also worked at a camp called the

associate professor in the Science, Technology

Frenchwood Festival of the Performing Arts,

and Society/Public Policy department of

located about 140 miles outside of New York

two so hooked? “I think it takes you back

the College of Liberal Arts, are both self-

City. Here, he and three others formed their

proclaimed amateur magicians who practice

own theater.

to your childhood when everything was possible,” says Blizzard. “As you grow

So what is it about magic that has these

in their spare time. I had a chance to listen to

Being an amateur magician requires much

their thoughts and, luckily, they didn’t make

practice, which Ichihana doesn’t always have

up, you get these cultural constructive rules; you’re taught one plus one is two. As

my tape recorder magically disappear.

time for as a full-time student. “Schoolwork

an adult you don’t have the fantasy of a

It only takes a peek into Blizzard’s office

comes first, but it’s just like any other sport.

child, and I think, for many people, there’s

to realize she isn’t your average RIT faculty

You find time to go to the gym and practice

a longing to go back.” For Ichihana, “It’s

member. Although I’ve never been inside a

every now and then. It’s just something where,

just another form of entertainment that

magic store, I felt like I was sitting in one. I

if I have spare time, I’ll do it. It’s very relaxing

can become an addicting hobby. It gives

was surrounded by magic accessories, stage

for me.” And no, he hasn’t used magic to meet

you a kind of challenge to work on and it’s

props, magic show posters, and, oddly enough,

women on campus, in case you were wondering.

something fun to do … To tell you the truth,

a large Adam West era Batman wall clock.

It all seems a bit corny to him. Shame, really.

Blizzard has always been “enamored” by

Despite popular belief (and by “popular,” I

I almost like watching magic more than performing, and I guess that’s why I keep

magic and it shows. At the age of five, she

mean everyone who watched The Prestige,),

was given the opportunity to be a magician’s

magicians aren’t very competitive with each

assistant for a family friend. Five years later,

other. “The guys I usually meet up with are

words of inspiration for anyone looking to

when she started experimenting with her first

all willing to share,” said Ichihana. From

start performing tricks of their own. As per

magic set, the deal was sealed.

Blizzard’s experience, it’s more of a quid pro

Blizzard, “I would advise them to not do it

Now a professor here at RIT, Blizzard has

quo situation rather than one-upmanship:

alone; find a group that’s interested because

even taught a class entitled, “Magic, Science

“It’s more of a, ‘Hey isn’t this cool?’ thing. It’s

and Technology.” “In this course, students

all very geeky.” This leaves most amateur

learn not only the craft of contemporary

magicians with a lot of room to learn and grow.

magic, but also the history, sociology, and

Like RIT without brick, magic is nothing

trying to learn new things.”

Blizzard and Ichihana both left with a few

you can critique each other.” Ichihana, on the other hand, recommends reading a good book. “Start by reading classic books; don’t look for anything that’s new. Card College by

anthropology of how and why people engage

without mystery. Magicians often refrain

in the performative patterns and the rituals of

from sharing their secrets with the audience,

Robert Giobbi is one of my favorites. Also, Expert at the Card Table by S. W. Erdnase is

magic,” explains Blizzard. The class attempts

yet some like David Blaine and the Masked

considered one of the most classic texts; it’s

to explain why adults who are accustomed to

Magician, explain how the tricks are done on

from the early 1900s and also talks about

a very scientific culture willingly enter into a

prime-time TV specials. “I don’t like it,” says

gambling.” Finally, and most importantly,

situation where reality will be altered and the

Blizzard. “I don’t think these TV shows give

never perform an act until you’re absolutely

laws of physics do not apply.

people the chance to ask themselves, ‘Do I

sure you’ve got it down. •

by Chukwuma Morah | illustration by Jamie Douglas

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by Ilsa Shaw | illustration by Jamie Douglas

To my knowledge, I have always been female.

out to find an anabolic steroid that would

So you can imagine my surprise three weeks

minimize the negative androgenic effects

ago when a mirror’s reflection revealed a

associated with other steroids. What he

number of US states and their number has greatly decreased, but the eerie fascination

the perception of those employed by the circus.

Nowadays, freak shows are banned in a

long, thick, and dark single hair sprouting

stumbled upon was methandrostenolone,

from the middle of my chin. I fiddled with it

which was soon marketed as Dianabol

to call women with facial hair “strange”

for a bit, thinking, “How the hell did this get

and sold to countless numbers of body

still remains. Perhaps the most popular

here? Is it a case of too many bread crusts?”

builders, including Governor Arnold

bearded woman of our time is Jennifer

It seems that this was just the follicle of a

Schwarzenegger and Sergio Oliva.

Miller, a professor at the Pratt Institute in

new occupation: that of a bearded lady.

I was either lucky or unlucky for growing

It once even doubled as the “One A Day”

Brooklyn, New York. Miller founded and

tonic tablet for women, particularly during

participates in Circus Amok, a politically-

this bud of a beard on my own. In the times

the 1960s, until beards started sprouting

driven circus whose performances

when freak shows were popular (the 19th to

and once-womanly voices began to deepen.

address such issues as gentrification,

mid-20th century), most bearded ladies were

Methandrostenolone was legal until the 1990s,

health care, gay marriage, police brutality,

simply ordinary women with fur plastered

when the customarily slow FDA finally put

public education, and gender identity.

onto their chins. There are various incidents

their foot down. Doctor Ziegler later turned

where carnival crowds got out of hand and

against his discovery by saying, “I wish to

about which she says, “A doctor told me I had

exposed the bearded lady — and, on occasion,

God now I’d never done it. I’d like to go back

high progesterone.” Nevertheless, she refused

the entire carnival — to be a fraud. At the time,

and take that whole chapter out of my life.”

there was no definitive method to stimulate

As anyone who has ever watched The Elephant

Before her 30s, Miller had grown a full beard,

to remove it, and has since distinguished herself as “a woman with a beard, not ‘the

hair growth in women. Usually, the most

Man knows, freak shows were a major moral

bearded lady.’ ” Miller has made a name for

authentic bearded ladies had either a rare

ill of the time. A person that performed

herself as the figurehead of the Circus Amok

medical condition like hypertrichosis, which

in a freak show was just that: a freak and

show, and you can’t help but think that she

is also known as werewolf syndrome, or facial

nothing more. Such is the case with Miss

has a better grasp on some of the social issues

hair follicles that were sensitive to androgens

Annie Jones, who, by the age of five, had grown a full-fledged beard that only a lumberjack could envy. Although the

she’s tackling as a genuinely bearded female. ways of looking that weren’t traditional,

reasons for her beard growth are unknown,

white, and Protestant; [they] were another

(the type of hormones that stimulate masculine characteristics in vertebrates).

Perhaps the most well-known androgen is

Miller notes that freak shows were “other

testosterone. Although all women’s bodies

it has been speculated that it was due to

way to allow people to feel superior, less

contain and utilize the hormone, excessive

hirsutism, excessive hair growth in women

existentially lost.” It is a natural impulse for a

amounts over a period of months or years

that is a symptom of an entirely different

person to look at something and immediately

can render them bearded with acne, a deeper

medical disorder. She was quickly noticed

demand categorization. So when Miller

voice, and a longer clitoris. In 1935, a group of

by American showman P.T. Barnum, who

walks by with her thin arms, feminine figure,

scientists at the University of Amsterdam first

signed her on to the Barnum Circus troupe

and hairy chin, one just isn’t sure what to

identified testosterone. Shortly afterward, a

with a hefty promise of $150 per week.

patent application was filed and the steroid

Photographs of Jones were widely distributed

make of her. By bending the boundaries of what is defined as gender and calling for

hormone became infamous. Stories of British

and she soon became the “must-see freak”

both political and social change, her beard

neurologist Charles-Édouard Brown-Séquard

of the show. Many people developed an

has rendered her an honest victim; she is a

resurfaced as common chitchat. 46 years

eerie, inhuman fascination with the idea of

woman still perceived as a “freak,” but fighting

prior to this discovery, he had injected

a bearded lady. Jones was soon kidnapped

for change just as Miss Jones once did.

himself with an extract of dog and guinea

by a phrenologist and was eventually

pig testicles — only to feel much more elated

found being shown at a church fair.

and invigorated. During World War II, other

Although the whole affair was likely a hoax

Miller is comfortable with her beard. She has never looked towards hair removal treatments of any kind. “I don’t think of

steroids were also used to experiment on

put on to generate attention for the circus,

it as a problem, so I’m not looking for a

concentration camp inmates and prisoners

Jones could not escape being a shaggy publicity

cause,” says Miller. Even so, it was time for

of war so as to test their effects on chronic

stunt. She became America’s top bearded lady

my personal beard experience to come to

wasting. Even Adolf Hitler was injected with

and is said to have toured through Russia,

a halt. With a pair of tweezers in hand and

testosterone derivatives, according to his

where she turned down the chance to pose as

my eyes set on the target, the chin hair

physician, to combat various ailments.

Jesus for several painters. In her adulthood,

was dredged from my skin. No hairs have

About 20 years later, an American scientist by the name of Doctor John Ziegler sought

she tried ardently to eliminate the word “freak”

sprouted since, and the outlook is bleak for my

from common language and spoke out against

alternative career path as a bearded lady. •

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by Geoffrey H. Bliss | illustration by Jamie Douglas

S

ome have said that juggling is

juggling school supplies when he should be

simply “dropping things in style.”

studying for exams. Still, he always finds

jugglers. This year will mark the 32nd Spring Juggle-In, which will be held from April 17 to

Others insist that it’s all about

time to finish his schoolwork.

19 in the Clark Gym. The event is a fundraiser

how you keep throwing things

Lannan first came across the club during

for the Dystonia Medical Research Foundation,

up. Famous jugglers including

his freshman year after seeing them on the

an organization that fights to cure dystonia, a

Jason Garfield, president of the World Juggling

Quarter Mile. After taking the juggling class

disease which causes muscles to contract and

Federation, have said otherwise: “You call

taught at the Student Life Center, he quickly

spasm violently. Approximately five hundred

juggling a sport and people laugh. You call

joined the club on campus. His experience

participants are expected this year, coming

juggling an art and people laugh. When you

from the class gave him the confidence to

together from all over New York State, the east

say there’s a juggle magazine people laugh a

juggle three balls, but he wanted to learn a

coast, and even Canada to compete, exchange

lot. But you punch them in the face, they stop

more advanced trick: How to juggle clubs. Since

tricks, and network with other jugglers.

laughing.” Fortunately, the members of the RIT

then, he has quickly moved on to master other

Juggling Club do not follow this philosophy.

techniques — with the help of his club mates.

Instead, the RIT approach involves a high

“Juggling Club meets twice a week on

There will be a “five ball endurance” exercise and a “seven ball endurance” exercise, both of which test who can juggle the longest. “This

degree of discipline, trial, and patience, where

Mondays and Wednesdays and its meetings

entertainment, pastime, and professionalism

are structured around training sessions

the son of Jeff Peden, who is a world renowned

are combined in what can only be seen as a

for specific techniques, followed by official

juggler who returns every year,” said Lannen.

sport in a class of its own. This juggling club is

club business,” explained Lannan. “We’ve

Jeff Peden has trained with professionals

serious business.

also participated with campus events such

from San Francisco Circus School and Cirque

as Up ‘til Dawn and the Midnight Breakfast.

du Soliel. Currently, Wes Peden is attending

Eric Lannan, a fourth year Mechanical

year will feature an opening act by Wes Peden,

Engineering major and president of the RIT

Recently, we had a mural painted in the

a circus school in Stockholm, Sweden and is

Juggling Club, views juggling as “the ultimate

tunnels between Nathaniel Rochester Hall

capable of juggling seven clubs as if he were

pastime.” He spoke about his past and present

and Gleason, which we finished this quarter.”

born doing so.

juggling exploits both in and outside of the

The club meets directly after weekly sessions

club. “There are a ton of different styles that

of the juggling class so that class members

According to Wes’ website, his shows feature “impressive techniques, strange shapes, metal

we really encompass in the club,” he said. “We

who choose both have the opportunity to take

use everything from juggling balls and clubs,

advantage of a continuous practice session.

clockwise conclusions, and more tricks than

to rings .... There is also staff and poi [forms

Lannan added, “Still, now that the weather is

you can fit in a very large pickle jar.” With

of juggling], sometimes on fire but usually not.

bad, we may decide to hold club meetings only

a description like this, the Spring Juggle-In

Still, we’re not allowed to juggle fire stuff at RIT

once a week.”

appears to be ready to pump up crowds with

for obvious reasons. It involves a lot of training.”

The Juggling Club itself began in 2000, but

As president, Lannan has had an extensive

RIT’s juggling class was said to have started

convolution inventive hesitation, counter-

lighting fast adrenaline. •

juggling background, all the while balancing

on campus in 1977 under the guidance and

For more information about the club, visit

his academics, inventing new juggling

direction of Greg Moss, the current senior

http://rit.edu/sg/jugglingclub. For anyone who

moves, and pulling off sweet tricks. He

associate director for Athletics and Recreation,

wants to see juggling talent at its best, check out

usually finds himself sitting at his desk and

as well as Jeff Peden, both experienced

Wes Peden’s website at http://wespeden.com.

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The Skate of the Tiger

by Kayla Kimball | photograph by Josh Lehrer

This picture: Taylor McReynolds of RIT fights for his goal against Mercyhurst goalie Matt Lundin on Saturday, December 13

They have a pep band that energizes

With nine shorthanded goals, the Tigers lead

the crowd, different nets for the

Division I in penalty-kill goals. Finally, to top

Frank Ritter Ice Rink and overpowered the

warm-up and the game, and the

all off is an outstanding goalie. The Tigers’

Mercyhurst Lakers in their last two games

goaltender, third year Business major Jared

before the holiday break. The Friday night

DeMichiel from Connecticut, has six wins,

game started with a scare when the Lakers

three of which were from the last three games.

had a chance on an open net, but luckily

He has 27 goals against, with 297 shots.

failed to follow through. Play throughout

boisterous Corner Crew whose name speaks for itself. They also boast streaming spotlights, the Canadian and American National Anthems, a

Except for a win in Kalamazoo, Michigan,

The Tigers brought their endurance to the

the game was back-and-forth between

spot on television, and an announcer

against Western Michigan University for

the Tigers’ offensive and defensive ends.

who is so loud that the coach has

their second game, the Men’s Hockey team

Both teams ended the game with 39 shots

were off to a slow start with four close

on goal. In net, DeMichiel led the Tigers

losses and a tie at the beginning of the

to their 6-2 victory, as his teammates

season. Since then, however, the Tigers

shot the puck past the Lakers’ goalie.

to yell over, even if he is not angry.

Who has these amenities? The RIT Men’s Hockey team does.

The Tigers did not receive all of this fanfare

have gained steam and are evening out their

Many teammates contributed to the goal

record to eight wins, nine losses, and a tie.

scoring, starting with a shorthanded goal by

just because they are Division I; they have

An important three game winning streak

forward Brent Alexin, a third year Packaging

earned an ornate presentation by attracting

started in Colorado Springs against the Air

Science major from New York. Justin Hofstetter,

a sizable crowd to each game, even though

Force. The Tigers were able to hand the

a fourth year Biology major from Ontario,

there is an admission fee (five dollars for

Falcons their first conference loss with 32

tallied a power play goal. First year Business

students, 10 for adults, and eight for faculty,

seconds left in overtime, 3-2. Matt Crowell,

major from Alberta, Taylor McReynolds,

staff, and alumni). The team showcases their

a third year Marketing major from British

slapped a rebound past the Lakers’ goalie for

talent with speed when dumping the puck

Columbia, was able to divert the Falcon

his first collegiate goal. Ontario native Tyler

into their offensive zone and chasing it to

defenseman as Andrew Favot, a second year

Brenner, also a first year Business major,

set up scoring chances. Their defense-to-

Criminal Justice major from Ontario, shot

quickly followed McReynolds’s goal with

defense passing in their zone is exceptional

the puck past the goalie’s glove. DeMichiel

his own after a Lakers’ defensive fell inside

as it creates many breakout opportunities.

earned his fourth win with 39 saves.

his blue line and lost control of the puck.

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Fourth year Industrial Design major Jesse

Frank Ritter Ice Rink opens its doors for the

past Erikson’s glove side, which tied the score

Newman from British Columbia wrapped

first Men’s home hockey game of the season

3-3. After the Huskies managed to score their

up the Friday night by scoring his second

on January 9 for a game at 7:05 p.m. Their

own power play goal, Favot tipped the puck

goal of the game and 14th of the season.

opponent, the University of Connecticut

in on a Tiger power play and tied the game

Huskies, have four wins and 11 losses. The

yet again. Brenner scored the winning goal

against Mercyhurst. Defenseman Chris

Tigers met the Huskies in November 2008 in

on another power play in the third period.

Haltigin, a first year Biomedical Science major

Connecticut, where they each took a win. The

from Ontario, scored his first two goals. Anton

first game was close, but the Huskies beat

fans at home that they can sweep Connecticut

Kharin of Russia, a third year Business major,

the Tigers 2-1 with an unanswered goal on

to gain a winning overall record and keep

and Favot each had a goal and an assist. Point

a Tiger penalty kill. The Tigers had plenty of

their winning record at home. After all, the

leader and playmaker Dan Ringwald, a third

chances, but the only goal they managed to

team has fans for a reason; that much can be

year Business major from Ontario, earned

make was from lead scorer Brennan Sarazin,

seen at any one of their intense games. •

two assists. McReynolds scored his second

a fourth year Finance major from Ontario.

Young Tigers dominated Saturday’s game

goal in two games off a shot from Kharin. In

What they did not do right in the first game,

net, DeMichiel stopped 32 shots as the Tiger

the players made up for in the second game

outshot the Lakers 38-35. The two wins broke

against Connecticut. They made a comeback

a seven game winning streak for Mercyhurst,

to win the game 5-4. Down by two, Mike Janda,

which may have been a contributing factor

a second year Marketing major from Illinois,

to the immense tension between the two

was able to intercept a Husky pass and shoot

teams. The players seemed to have trouble

the puck off a Huskies skate into the net. Three

holding back from fighting with each other.

power play goals and a short-handed goal

In the upcoming year, the Tigers will face

Now the Tigers will have to prove to their

Captions 1 >> Brennan Sarazin of RIT takes a shot against Mercyhurst goalie Ryan Zapolski.

2 >> S e a n M u r p h y, R I T f o r w a r d , an d Pat r i ck G o eb el o f M e r c yhu r s t have the puck in their sights at F ra n k R i t t e r A r e n a D e c e m b e r 1 2 .

answered all of Connecticut’s goals. Crowell

new teams as well as those teams they have

scored the first power play goal in the first

already confronted. If they continue to work

period with a wrist shot past the Huskies’

as relentlessly as they have, the team has

goalie, Beau Erikson. Alexin started the scoring

a decent chance to go far this season. The

in the second period with a shorthanded goal

3 >> R I T for ward Mark Cor nacchia skates around Mercyhurst’s Cullen Eddy.

4 >> Mercyhursts’s Phil Ginand goes airborne while RIT’s Sean Murphy looks on.

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the GIS homepage says. The needs

in a shiny new sustainability building

of the present are not accounted for

built for the shiny new sustainability

in this definition, nor does it con-

Ph. D. program, and both

sider the basic needs

Bill McKibben and Peter

(water, nutritious food,

Singer have v isited to

and shelter) of people

present their v iews on

in extreme pover t y.

t h e e nv i r o n m e nt a n d

I f su st a i n abi l it y i s

social justice. RIT is do-

ab out ma k i ng su r e

ing a g reat job gaining

t hat f ut u re g ener a-

a green image, but sus-

Sustaining Sweatshops

struction of natural resources,” as

tions have the ability

tainability is not simply “being green.”

to meet their own needs, then we

Being g reen is a popular branding

cannot ignore the needs of those

technique, but sustainability is much

who are suffering now. Not only are

more than that. It is a matter of eth-

there people around the world liv-

ics, and it is not ethical to sell clothing

ing without the most basic needs,

made in sweatshops. Yet in the new

but these people are also exploited

bookstore there are brands that uti-

for cheap labor, or, to put it bluntly,

lize sweatshop labor, and what makes

sweatshop labor. What part of this

it worse is that our university logo is

is sustainable?

on their clothing.

We cannot ignore the fact that at

Sweatshop labor would not fit in the

the RIT bookstore there are sweat-

definition given by the “Our Common

shop labor products. This seems

Future” report of the World Commis-

unacceptable for an institution

sion on Environment and Development

— an educational institution, at that

by Maximiliano Herrera

that is quoted on the Golisano Insti-

— which is committed to sustain-

illustration by Evan Anthony

tute of Sustainability (GIS) home page.

ability, considering that over 100

In the report, sustainable development

universities have already pledged

is defined as “development that meets

to be a “sweat-free” campus, most of

the needs of the present without com-

which do not parade around a mes-

promising the ability of future genera-

sage of sustainability. This list in-

tions to meet their own needs.”

cludes many prominent universities

Sweatshop labor does seem to meet

such as Harvard, Stanford and Carn-

the “needs of the present,” but what of

egie Mellon University. RIT seems

considerations for future (and present)

to be far behind in this respect,

generations? It is the same old indus-

especially since RIT claims to be an

trial revolution model that has gotten

innovative campus.

the world into the trouble it is currently

R IT has shown litt le commit-

in. RIT does have a big “going green”

ment to meeting the needs of the

campaign that ties into their commit-

present. This makes RIT’s com-

ment to sustainability, but it seems only

mitment to sustainability a fraud.

to be a way to spend as little money as

Until RIT has a commitment to,

possible on energy, transportation, and

at the very least, remove sweatshop

so on by using new eco-efficient tech-

products from campus, sustainabil-

nology so that profits are larger. Even

ity on campus will remain a fraud.

if “going green” was more than a mar-

This is a glaring deficiency in an

keting buzzword, it would still not dis-

educational institute with a com-

play more than a shallow commitment

mitment to sustainability. When sus-

to sustainability.

Sustainability is not just making sure our environment is safe, and it is not

then the issue will be addressed

simply preventing “negative environ-

and rectified. •

mental effects, such as air and water pollution, solid waste, and biodegradation, which lead to larger, global problems including climate change and de-

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tainability means more to RIT than a marketing technique, it is only

The opinions expressed in the Views section are solely those of the author.

RIT has become a brand name for sustainability. The university just invested

word

what’s your new years resolution?

on the street photographs by Jake Hamm

“ENJOY SNOW!!!”

Elizabeth Bennett Finance Third year

“To not completely mess up in University Physics II.” Robert Close Software Engineering Second year

“4.0.”

“To make it to class once in the next seven weeks.”

Chris Hinkle Software Engineering

Joel Winter

Second year

Imaging Science Second year

“I would like to gain 20 pounds.”

Kyle Knapp Mechanical Engineering Third year

“To become more blonde, and keep it a secret from my parents.”

Jin-Ah Kim Photo Journalism First year

RIT RINGS 585.672.4840

Monday, 10:39 p.m.

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Reporter reserves the right to publish all calls in any format.

Thursday, 10:11 p.m.

Thursday, 11:32 p.m.

Hey Rings, I work at the library and I’m not a creeper. So, as long as you have a library card, you can come and check me out Monday and Tuesday nights. See you!

I just wanted to say that we are driving home right now and [ John Kmar] was right. We should not be out in this weather. There’s like six feet of snow and it’s really, really scary.

Wednesday, 12:57 a.m.

So we’re at the hockey game and a kid cut his leg open. Now there still isn’t any ambulance here. What are we supposed to do? I just called because I figured you might be able to help.

Wednesday, 4:03 p.m.

Hey RIT Rings, I was just reading your last issue and there’s just a thing about the hottest girls on campus looking for a party. I’m just sayin’ that they should meet me by the sundial, Friday, at 7:00.

Wednesday, 5:14 p.m.

We have a washing machine steal on our hands. Somebody took my [crap] out of t he washing machine. Now instead of taking their [crap] out of the washing machine, I just filled it with laundry soap. Now I might be a bad person, but I don’t think so. Bye! 30 Views | 01.09.09

Thursday, 1:32 a.m.

It’s 1:30 and I can’t sleep.

I’m hungry and the hottest wings I can eat are medium.

You know what is a crock of [crap?] My org an ic chemistry class. There are these three kids who sit in t he back of t he class and freeload off my education. Do you know how much I pay to come here and take that [friggin’] class? Too much! I swear if they are in my next class I’ll make sure t hey don’t know the difference between alkaline and alkyne.

Wednesday, 12:05 a.m.

There’s people drifting in the parking lot. Now I know it’s a lot of fun, but my car’s out there and I don’t want it to get hit. Now there’s a bunch of bikers, biking in the snow. I just don’t understand it. Just please don’t hit my car.

Friday, 1:16 a.m.

I don’t know if you noticed yet, but it’s winter outside. So go outside and have a snowball fight, build a jump, just do something. It’s winter!

Friday, 11:08 p.m.

Hey Rings, I just wanted you to forward this message to Mother Nature.

It’s: [!*%#] you!

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