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Welcome to this week’s Reno News & Review.

You know what tomorrow is? Tomorrow, Friday, July 19, at 3 p.m., is the explosive moment when we start counting the responses to our popularity poll, the Biggest Little Best of Northern Nevada.

Even though we made some technical changes this year, things appear to be climaxing relatively smoothly. My fingers are crossed. I did hear a few comments about competitors buying votes with promises of prizes or such, but as I’ve said more times than I can count, all’s fair except using technology to game our system. This is a popularity contest. It’s not a scientific poll. Its overall accuracy (or not) comes from the fact that thousands of people join in.

Still, there are always some weird results, but we let the coins fall heads or tails, and we don’t second-guess how our readers voted. If Keystone Cue & Cushion wins Best Billiards Parlor, well, we’ll make them a plaque. If Tad Dunbar wins Best News Hair, I’ll be glad to shake his hand and buy him a Bloody Mary.

I’m excited this year. I mean it’s always exciting to see who wins, and I love seeing what our artists do every year to try to top the previous year, but this year feels special. Maybe it’s this whole innovation section. Maybe it’s because we’re trying an innovation of our own that’ll drop your jaw. If it works.

There’s the excitement. What if it doesn’t? I’ve seen great ideas monumentally fail before. Shoot, I’ve found myself standing with my pants around my ankles more times than I can count. Not that you should let that scare you.

Another great part of this is always the Biggest Little Best of Northern Nevada winners ball. We hold these gigantic, invitation-only parties that are invariably recognized as the best party of the year. They’re so good, we should probably hold them more than once a year. They’re even better when everyone gets to come.

And that brings it all back to you. —D. Brian Burghart brianb@newsreview.com

Gold in them thar bills

Re “Trash talk” (Feature story, June 20):

Waste Management’s new “going green” plan means grabbing all the bucks they can. My wife and I are conscientious about recycling, but we can fit all bottles, cans, newspapers, etc., in the smallest new bin. But because we need a 96 gallon toter for yard waste, WM says we have to have, and pay for, the largest recycling bin. One size fits all at Waste Management, as long as it’s the most expensive. Fred Hinners Reno

This little piggy went to market without inspection

Re “A Market Solution to Food Problems” (The Liberty Belle, July 3):

Accountability in performance and quality of products and services is an easy concept. Standardization and recognition of performance level is also an easy concept. Even the simplest among us can recognize, as the columnist so compellingly observes: “We believe that without big government regulation, there is a higher risk of negative consequences when it comes to our food consumption.” The reasons for this are nearly too obvious for words. Safety standards as they pertain to food address health consequences that are profound and immediate. Substandard processes in that area of endeavor would reach beyond the simple dictates of trading in non-perishable tangible commodities. Commerce involving ingestible materials understandably must answer, without compromise, to scientifically valid health guidelines. On that perfectly simple aspect of the marketplace, there is no acceptable substitute for enforcement of high standards. The columnist made oblique reference to this point, in the rhetorical passage: “The question, then, is why does food get its own unique treatment, and why do even the most conservative people want its regulation? Is there an alternative to big government when it comes to food?” Having directed our attention successfully to the unambiguous necessity for intense regulation, the columnist adds variety to a simple reminder of the obvious, by throwing in some recent lore about product ratings systems administered by those products’ own industries. Specifically, “If we look to the voluntary certification and rating systems, then we can see the favorable business relationships and market interactions that occur as a result of their institution. For example, Home Depot gives preferential treatment (i.e. purchasing power) to wood products that have been sustainably harvested. Walmart, Game Stop and other major retailers won’t supply video games that have an AO (aged 18+) rating from the ESRB, which de-incentivizes the production of electronic entertainment that contains strong sexual content and strong violence. ... Then the politics of food would be taken out of the equation because food companies could volunteer for their own labels of certification, and power would be put back in the hands of consumers and private food retailers instead of government.” The columnist’s approach is to: 1: break away temporarily from the topic of health regulations, and to relate some brief stories about industry self-regulation in areas completely unrelated to food. 2: escort this thesis into the mix: “It could be argued that more successful regulation would occur without government intervention.” 3: magically transfer the magical thesis, across all boundaries of propriety and ethical limitations and common sense, and pronounce that—trumping all of these mere by-products of science and judicious reasoning—it is now magically applicable to the arena of health inspection and food safety. Do you find it unlikely that anybody could be both that depraved and that shallow? Then make note of the strained and disjointed statement that had been tacked on, as if in summary of the prior collage of statements: “If we want to find the solution to our food problem, then perhaps it’s time that we abandoned the belief that more government control is the answer.”

Really and truly I am a fan of optimism. I could watch Tantalus and Sisyphus all day, but the time and place for blind optimism and experimentation is where and when those things do not directly entail lethal consequences. The lethal payoff from the decades of self-regulation in the building codes of Haiti alone should be sufficient example for anybody. A few other very good examples of public administration of high standards paying off would be .... well, recorded history. One need not know or care what size of government the columnist would find ideal; a much more impactive query would be finding what size interweb the columnist has on her computer. Her collection of very sloppily conjoined sentences even included the claim: “Not much is known about the long-term effects of consuming food that contains GMOs.” OK, just let that sink in, while you look up just how many different countries have banned them completely, and for what particular reasons. Our esteemed author continues along, with the admission: “But there are other concerns to take into consideration such as the reduction of genetic diversity—which makes plants more susceptible to outside forces such as invasive species, drought and insects—and the over-use of pesticides and herbicides.” I’m at a loss for sufficient fluency to adroitly summarize the lesson which Chanelle Bessette has so very clearly supplied to us, so I’ll leave that singular honor in the dominion of a paraphrase from a popular local columnist: “Perhaps it’s time that some of us abandoned the belief that shilling for Monsanto is the answer.” flombaye krishnabob ellison Reno

Yeah, come on, Hollywood

Re “The lowest Depp” (Film, July 11): I love watching movies, so I read Bob Grimm’s film review every week. But, have you noticed the garbage lately? I’m not blaming Bob—he just calls them the way he sees them. It’s Hollywood that is at fault for giving us movies like The Internship, White House Down and now The Lone Ranger.

Yes, there are still a few good movies, like The Bling Ring. I loved that one, but Hollywood is not doing its best. I’m so glad that I have a nice collection of videos that I can watch anytime I like. Films like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Wizard of Oz, One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Singin’ in the Rain, Young Frankenstein, Crocodile Dundee, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, and From Russia with Love.

Come on, Hollywood, get with it! Brad MacKenzie Reno

The truth hurts

Re “The Awful Awful truth” (Arts&Culture, June 27):

Funny that the online commenting instructions say to “be nice.” Dennis Myers seems annoyed by his assignment to offer “an investigative look” at Awful Awfuls and wasn’t exactly nice about any of them. Really, Mr. Myers? Awful Awfuls don’t deserve all the fuss the “publicists” have stirred up? Do you think there is some sort of conspiracy? That Awful Awfuls have publicists? Awful Awfuls are an icon. They remain an icon because of what they are. People don’t show up day after day, decade after decade to eat them because they are bad. Yes, they differ from one restaurant to the next, but that seems to add to their mystery and appeal. And, no, they are not like other hamburgers—that’s why they are Awful Awfuls. Mr. Myers’ final comment recommending two nonAwful Awful establishments does not add to the investigative look. It’s just more whining. Also, why do we need three pictures of Mr. Myers in this article? I’d far prefer three pictures of the food he is complaining about. Denise Brown Sparks

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Best thing about summer?

Asked at Yellow Submarine, 920 Holman Way, Sparks

Corey Amestoy

Casino host Going to Lake Tahoe because it’s so beautiful, close to us, and you can’t beat it. I like that it’s clean. I like that it’s only 40 minutes away.

Janatie Peters

Bartender Being able to get a tan. The heat doesn’t bother me. I’m from Alaska. I got here a week ago, and I’m excited about the sun. I love the heat, more than anyone should.

Keep calm and carry on

We were going to try to avoid our annual conversation about road rage, but then we saw yet another person make an illegal left-hand turn from the right-hand lane because of the poorly signed downtown “special” event last weekend, and the subsequent aggressive bumperto-bumper, finger flipping and fist-shaking chase, and here we go.

Look, it’s hot. The air is filled with smoke from recent forest fires and allergens from the annual pollination. Traffic is snarled from road and sewer repair, random public road closures, and inadequate signage with insufficient warning.

We feel your pain, and we know you feel ours. We’re all in this together, and we know that there’s nothing that feels better than jumping back in somebody’s face when they act like a tool in public or when the outfit they work for seems to show no courtesy for the public that actually pays their salary. We know the parking situation is extremely aggravating, and we know the extreme fiscal incompetence the last Reno City Council showed with their lack of due diligence with regard to the parking system contract has only exacerbated your foul mood. And for god’s sake, if we see one more billboard with an apostrophe in the wrong “its,” we’re going to scream. And those people who increase their speed as soon as you turn on your turn signal on the freeway in order to prevent you merging over in a safe manner? Yes, we too would like to kick them square in their out-ofstate lug nuts. Goddamn, it’s like the whole culture is coming apart at the seams!

But when you step back, you’ve got to realize that as long as you keep your cool when those around you are losing theirs, in a matter of moments or hours, none of these frustrations will be important. At any rate, the Mayo Clinic offers 10 tips for anger management on its website, www.mayoclinic. com. Here they are: Take a timeout; once you’re calm, express your anger; get some exercise; think before you speak; identify possible solutions; stick with ‘I’ statements; don’t hold a grudge; use humor, not sarcasm, to release tension; practice relaxation skills; and know when to seek help for your It’s like the whole anger issues. culture is coming All of these techniques have one thing in common: Don’t be reactive. apart at the Put a few moments between you and seams! the offending act, and your blood pressure and adrenaline will stay at comfortable levels. Not to be too touchy feely, but you have no idea what kind of day that other person might be having. They could have just lost their job or a family member. Maybe a bee flew into their shirtsleeve. It’s possible they’re just stupid, and nothing you can say or do is going to help them with that. Just imagine yourself walking a mile in their skin. But by all means, check yourself first. Your day will fly by much more pleasantly if you don’t let the bastards get you down. It’s. It is. Get it? Ω Henry Godinez

Grocery clerk All the fun you can have, like going to the lake, hanging out with your friends and—I don’t know—having as much fun as you can. I enjoy the heat. I would rather be hot than cold.

Chris Calandra

Mechanic The small clothes. The lake. Definitely, the lake. You get to go out there to the lake, you get to have all the fun, you know, go camping. You get to see your friends, and you get to have a good time.

Marlee Penman

Restaurant server Drinking and riding the river. Well, floating the river is what I would say, I guess, huh? And the sunshine and the great smiles on people’s faces because the sun is shining.