PULP: ISSUE 28 2026

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Senior Editor’s Note Portia, Rosanna, and I met at the PULP Editor workshop in February of 2025. Bunched like sardines on one of the PULP couches, we were put in a group exercise together purely by chance. !at evening I learned that Portia’s mum sometimes makes her scallion pancakes for breakfast and that Rosanna used to be an engineer. I hadn’t even made up my mind about whether I wanted to apply to be an editor or not. Our next meeting was when PULP3 threw their Issue 19 launch party at Manning.

Dressed in all black, we found each other in a sea of party goers eager to be interviewed by Bipasha and Joan and included on the PULPstagram in a vox pop. Jess and Sophie joined the team at the launch party. And after a few trials and errors, we found our final puzzle piece: Jayden. Jayden blew my mind in a first year literature class when he wrote a poem as a critical response instead of writing an essay like the rest of us did. We had to have him on our team.

When we received the news that we had been chosen as the new PULP team, we headed to Cabramatta to celebrate. Our insides warmed by pho and bun cha, we chattered excitedly about our dreams of producing our own print media and rebuilding the website. Full of soup, kue, and pickles, we photographed fresh longans in the palms of our hands on the train ride back to Central to advertise pitches opening for our first issue.

It’s difficult to reflect eloquently on our time as PULP4. However, I am extremely proud of the work we have created. I cannot express the depth of my love and gratitude to Portia, Rosanna, Jess, Jayden, and Sophie. I have learned so much from you all.

A huge thank you to the iconic Kate Saap, our PULP coordinator who has supported us all year. From grappling with InDesign, organising our printing, playing pool with us, and reminding us of our deadlines. We love you!!!

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!ank you to Tesha Malott, Anthia Balis, Anneka Scholtz, and the rest of the incredible Verge Gallery team. We love being part of USU Arts & Culture with you, and ensuring that the arts stays lively.

And to our wonderful contributors: PULP only exists because of your creative, mind-boggling, hilarious, and intelligent minds, and all of your hard work. It has been so rewarding working alongside you, running through ideas together, and meticulously refining your pieces.

Working in student media is a privilege. In a time of political uncertainty, censorship, and a lack of support within the arts, I am extremely grateful to have had the freedom, funding, and time to have created seven magazines alongside Portia, Rosanna, Jess, Jayden, and Sophie.

In the words of RuPaul, PULP4 will now sashay away. And to PULP5, good luck and DON’T fuck it up. Xxx Sasha x

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CONTENTS

Lost Diary Roxy Lees .......................................................................................1 Kissing Kens Charlie Bate-Sproston ....................................................................7 the scarcely known and neatly snowed in Jessica Crawley .............................................................................9 MJ OVERMAN: The Knowing Artifice of Friedrich Nietzsche and MJ Lenderman Vance McDonald .........................................................................13 District One Isabella Mitchell ...........................................................................15 Touch Grass, Eat Flowers Mary Koutalianos .........................................................................21 The Seven Hours In Between Hugh Coffey .................................................................................23 Where Is My Muse Rosie Ryan ...................................................................................27 Historical Hinge Rachel Gibson ..............................................................................31 How Did We Get Here Allegra Pezzullo ............................................................................33 Tube Men Xanthe Kibble ...............................................................................35 On Esoterislop Lucy Horton ..................................................................................37

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Dawn Patrol 43............................................................................................................ Kit Swingler An Unspoken Agreement (with Someone Buried) 49............................................................................................... Carmen McPherson The Beatification of Sir Donald Bradman 51.............................................................................................................. Jack Davis PASSION 4 FASHUN: Ontology of the slippage (of sorts) 55 ..................................................................................................... Sophie Bagster Bad Photos 57.................................................................................................. Ting-Jen (TJ) Kuo Curse Universal 61........................................................................................... Arwen Beaumont-Lee

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Lost Diary

Roxy Lees

To the woman who sat in the window yesterday using a knife and fork to eat her Portuguese tart, you are meant to pick it up. Also, we would like to get your diary back to you. You left behind a navy notebook which I read. Our entire team at the bakery were entertained, it’s hilarious.

Inside the cover is written: If found please return to Christina. However, this name is written without any way to contact you, Christina. In efforts to find you we have decided to publish excerpts of your writing in PULP. Could the relevant Christina please return to collect their notebook…

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Christina, who bought a pastry last week, has not yet claimed her journal. Human nature dictates an attachment to our own creations, whatever their quality. We suspect this local woman does want her diary back, but may be embarrassed. Being the owner of a local business, I am naturally solution-orientated.

Therefore, I have organised a small print run of the lost journal—full copies will be available at our bakery counter from next week. The writer is welcome to buy a copy, as any customer is, and has the opportunity to remain entirely anonymous. My team and I are delighted to continue serving the local community like we have since 2019.

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Between pounding red lights and slick, sweaty bodies, I !nd respite. A space wherein the darkness I can move unnoticed and unpoised. Going out “to be gay”, as Jeremy Atherton Lin would say, is my ritual of rejuvenation, and without it I am pent.

Night cultures fostered my understanding of queerness, expanding how I express gay identity through movement. The queer techno community of 160k, formerly Poing (RIP), Mono, and Time is the New Space—clubs from my usual home back in Rotterdam— wrapped me in a more radical expression of self through the body. Queer identity here is fostered through more than sex, but something spatially and sonically relational. A time, place, and sound that enables expression in opposition to heteronormative standards. The liminality of night cultures is where we can detach ourselves from the everyday, indulging in the darkness as a space of freedom to aberrate from (in my case) CIS male convention, without fear of judgment or persecution. Movements through dance in a queer club are released from heteronormative guidelines; techno environments where unrestricted bodily expression cultivates a moment of respite from the otherwise poised presentation of the everyday self.

"You don’t have to talk, you just know. You want to dance for hours and hours and make the feeling last…You can share something without talking about it, and you can communicate on di"erent levels."

Christina Goulding, “The Marketplace Management of Illicit Pleasure” (2008) Coined by Manuela Piccolo, ‘night culture’ as a reframing of nightlife is a term intended to normalise clubbing and raving activities as forms of cultural expression similar to perceptions of a Victorian-era ball. Such activities are now approached more cautiously, associated with danger, thanks to what some call ‘centralised’ clubs. Zones unde!ned by a particular culture or community that invite not a diverse but an enforced normative and heterosexual/patriarchal context to clubbing. It is these same connotations that I think confuse many when they hear my relation to night culture as a space of self-care. When I tell people here in Sydney that I enjoy clubbing, alone or even sober, there is a sort of ghastly reaction. “Whoa, “Whoa, could never be me” sort of sentiments. Admittedly, solo/sober outings are not completely common, even back in the Netherlands, but the larger aversion to clubbing as a casual form of going out intrigued me, speci!cally

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among younger queer people, with clubbing and techno holding such a historic relevance in the queer community.

Instead, the Sydney youth night culture gravitates towards Newtown, popular with queer 20-somethings and teens. Similarly, these bar-centric spaces cultivate a community of thriving queerness under the influence of live music, drag, and alcohol-induced convo. Clubs, on the other hand, are perceived as more of a one-o% excursion, an occasional foray. In Australia, rising costs of alcohol and associated increases in drug use, early closing of public transit, and internet-driven expectations of clubbing are in part to blame for this reliance on bars as young queer hubs instead of clubs, but so too is the environment of these spaces.

Sydney during the 1960s/70s sexual revolutions saw Oxford Street transformed into the gay centre of the city, with the inaugural 1978 Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras cementing this. Further still, the city is, in my perspective, a globally renowned LGBTQIA destination thanks to its famous pride events, beach lifestyle, and known ‘Gaybourhoods’. A holiday or home for both international and Australian gay men.

Gay men’s position within patriarchal and capitalist embraces, however, has granted us representation and power within such mainstream integration in the city. Oftentimes, our privilege gives us more allowances and a perception of normalcy as compared to other LGBTQIA communities. Sydney’s centrality on gay men as examples of progressivism and pride can be seen to have divided the community between what some call being culturally Gay versus culturally Queer, with gay men neglecting the radical histories of queerness as they are embraced into larger society under the auspice of the corporatised masculinity.

Such is exempli!ed in the gay clubs, populated predominantly by richer, mid-20s to middle-aged white men cruising for a make-out or illicit intimacy. As crude a description as this may be, my !rst stop in what I thought was queer techno night culture (as opposed to the also very fun pop-centric clubs like Universal or Stonewall) was at Flash. O%ering three floors of clubbing, two dedicated to techno/dance music, I was thrilled. The air inside drips with perspiration, heavily scented by overheated bodies. The muggy din shrouding illuminations of shirtless torsos outnumber those clad in clothes, and at every turn on the dancefloor, another couple or

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throuple kissing, hands clasped at the hip or around the neck. It was exhilaratingly gay. Spurred on by the beats, I too enjoyed my night, occasionally indulging in the sexual propositioning of the club kiss as well.

As fun a space as it may be for some gay men, myself included, the audience and rumoured lack of AC—to promote said shirtlessness (so I’ve been told by a resident DJ)—imitates a male !tness advert mixed with a club. A space with few deviations from the idealised masculine form and presentation. Almost plastic in its manufactured replication of heteronormative patriarchal gender expectations.

This can in part be related to a post-AIDS body ideal, which stigmatises and distances itself from gay bodies of “fragility”, reminders of the visible sickness caused by the epidemic. In response, muscular !tness and extreme wellness cultures became new standards. Physiques built from the sculpting of the body away from a stigmatised gay and into these built clone-like forms.

In Sydney speci!cally, where I’ve found visual cultural capital is gained not so much by style (as I am used to), but rather, the display of the body, this is further prevalent. The beaches, !tness lifestyles, outdoorsy vibes, and hot weather in general perpetuate the exhibition of the body as a vessel of societal aesthetic appeal, perhaps more so than other places. Even Palms, an Oxford Street club popular with the gay Bears, I found to be similarly focused on exhibiting a shirtless homogenised physique as the normative bodily expression. Centred around such ideals, clubs become spaces of fraternisation and peacocking of these sexually standard/ stimulative bodies, and less about the expression of identity.

Combined, the impact of AIDS and Sydney’s body-centric culture has created a club atmosphere of what I call ‘Kissing Kens’. Environments of (hyper)masculine manufactured bodily exhibition and intimate motivations in a space that has otherwise historically been a space of queer movement and release. Such di%erentiation between gay and queer spaces is further promoted by the patriarchal prevalence of our position, one that lets us be queer but not so alternative to be pushed to the periphery.

Whilst these gay clubs cultivate a tight-knit community, they seem to have taken ownership of Sydney’s techno landscapes that elsewhere have been used by a larger queer community to !nd release from heteronormativity and social expectations. Now these night cultures are enforced through a new homosexual

body exhibition standard. The aversion by other young queers to clubbing as a form of release is thus unsurprising, as the dark spaces and trancelike liminality of the dance floor hold a di%erent intention in Sydney. One bound less to what Glencross describes as follows: “Reverberations of industry presented in a techno track […] provoked deep revaluations of the nature of repetitive labour, of hedonism as a healing power in a post-industrial society [...] O"ering an expression and a reconciliation of our ideas, the dance!oor—at its best—remains a site of re!exive praxis and transformation.”

Admittedly, these environments are not new. Douglas Crimp’s Disss-co (A Fragment) (1975–76) explores the popularity of NYC gay clubs like Flamingo, whose exclusivity and secrecy were staples in gay rituals. Gay Bar Why We Went Out (2021), by the aforementioned Jeremy Atherton Lin, similarly divulges some gay clubs and their proliferation of gay standards and cruising environments (not to say cruising and propositioning kisses are bad, just that they have become central in the techno music scene as opposed to dance/expression). It is in this text that he references this idea of going out “to be gay”, where, in a space relinquished from straight expectations, you may act unabashedly queer.

Whilst I struggle “to be gay”, or express queerness, in my respective manner amongst the ‘kissing ken’ crowds of Sydney’s gay techno scene, such spaces do and have always worked for a certain subset of gay men. Sydney’s Newtown night culture may just be the space for alternative queer praxis and transformation that I am merely not accustomed to. Perhaps then it is not my place to divulge or recommend a solution. Rather, my hope is that this investigation can incite reflection on the environments these clubs invite/exclude. Examining how gay men uphold patriarchal standards and assimilation into heteronormativity over queer cultures and expression, and calling to action perhaps others to reconnect with night culture as alternate opportunities to release.

Divulge in the darkness and its freedoms as a chance to dance and to move in ways beyond that of kissing kens.

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Maybe then gay clubs can hold an olive branch, an invitation, to the rest of Sydney’s queer communities to enjoy the praxis and transformation of the techno dancefloor.

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MJ OVERMAN: The Knowing Artifice of Friedrich Nietzsche and MJ Lenderman Vance McDonald

Friedrich Nietzsche’s !e Birth of Tragedy (1872) bears an oft-forgotten, all important subtitle: ‘from the Spirit of Music.’

This full title is slightly mystifying. Both phrases mean nothing on their own, and the way he uses them within the book is often abstract.

To give a brief, contextual TL;DR, the book is Nietzsche (a Wagner tragic) justifying the role of art and music as a metaphysical exercise to a dubiously real, intellectually unenlightened audience who do not see aesthetic matters as of ‘serious’ philosophical concern. In his dedication to Richard Wagner, he states the following: “Perhaps serious people will !nd it distasteful to see an aesthetic problem taken so seriously, if they see art as nothing more than an entertaining irrelevance… Let these serious people know that I am convinced that art is the supreme task and the truly metaphysical activity of this life …”

The book thereafter appraises this loaded claim. In it, Nietzsche argues that the supreme goal of the world and existence is primarily an aesthetic exercise, and that music—especially ‘Tragic’ music which blends the sophistication of the arts with the chaos of daily life—has a unique ability to endow mundane life with greater meaning.

As exciting as Nietzsche’s ideas are to the music Tragic in me, I confess that I have no love for Wagner. His unique brand of substance without style pomposity is detestable enough on its own, but it takes on a special air of repugnance in light of the composer’s well-known affiliation with German proto-fascism and his afterlife in the mythos of the Nazi Party. Thus, Wagner is somehow both evil and boring, the worst combination. Thus, my own understanding of !e Birth of Tragedy is drawn almost entirely from my own tastes and distastes, which are especially exclusive of Wagner. I have gone ‘Beyond Wagner and Nietzsche’ to try and locate an artist who best represents the mundane Tragedies of modern life.

On the Genealogy of Morality (1887), a book written after Wagner and Nietzsche’s infamous falling out over gooning/antisemitism/ depends-who-you-ask, talks at length about how the masses used their limited means to invert morality, bene!ting themselves and demeaning the aristocratic classes.

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In line with this view, I ask now that we consider a concurrent Genealogy of Music™. With few exceptions, the great Tragedians at the centre of Nietzsche’s aesthetic world were the cultural elite of Germany and Austria, each with a hilariously German name (Bach, Mozart, Handel, Schubert). Today, our Tragedians are multiethnic with names like “Rodrigo”, unheard of in Nietzsche’s time. No longer is Western classical music so culturally salient. It retains its cultural capital, but is kept largely separate from the popular consciousness. We source our tragedy elsewhere, and are each entitled to our own brand of personal meaning. Popular music, the music of the masses, is the truest everyday Tragedy, and its aesthetic qualities are not only valued, but vital to the construction of meaning in everyday activity.

Today, the most successful artists are increasingly those whose image and music are used as a tool to veil vulnerability. I must now commit a slight PULP misnomer and write briefly about Charli XCX’s ‘Brat’ (2024), as its tasteful indulgence of pop idol simulacra to veil the lyrical sincerity of the performer perfectly typi!es this musico-lyrical dissonance. Nietzsche, too, recognises the resonant power of this dissonance, emphasising its Tragedian quality. He states that, in music with lyrics, the lyrics are likewise bestowed with a greater meaning contextually in accordance with the song, and that any associated dissonance does not detract from the aesthetic quality of the song but generates additional nuance.

Even in the indie sphere— ostensibly opposite to mainstream pop music—it is the smirking and sly who are gaining popular interest. Everything is expressed with a wink and a nudge, and the inbuilt sense that the true story of the song is neither what is sung or played, but somewhat greater. Elliott Smith and Radiohead are vestigial holdovers of an era coloured by straightforward sincerity-core which popular artists are now rarely willing to indulge. Even in the seemingly bleak songwriting of artists like Phoebe Bridgers, we see a semi-constant wittiness which grounds the songwriter’s existential angst in something more approachable. The modern person sees the overtly introspective as a dishonest, unrelatable projection, and the contradictory as a more genuine reflection of the irony of everyday life, where the disconnect between the projected and the real has created a conceptual playground where we attempt to control how others perceive us.

Many artists have been forced into obsolescence by the advent of the irony pill, while others have resisted and become its antidote.

Still more have tried to take the pill and died from the side e%ects.

Few have been able to successfully synthesise the aching sincerity endemic to their prior work with this new mode of expression, and of those few, only one has perfected the synthesis. It is He who best carries the torch of the Nietzschean Tragedians by selecting the most appropriate aesthetic qualities to compliment modern sensibilities, and by highlighting the role of projected emotion in shaping what we perceive to be “real”.

I am, of course, talking about MJ Lenderman. No artist better exempli!es this gradual shift in tendency toward modern Tragedy.

The mood of Lenderman’s early work is almost gratingly morose.

Though the Songs: Ohia-esque Alternative Country of his self-titled LP frequently shows remarkable songwriting wit for a then-20-year-old, the maturity required to even want to hold back is clearly not present.

There’s certainly something admirable about this level of vulnerability, but the record in its totality comes across as more of a wallow than anything transcendentally incisive about human emotion.

It wasn’t until 2021’s ‘Knockin’ EP that Lenderman would truly come into his own as a songwriter. Herein, the artist shows a remarkable ability to knowingly invoke certain tropes and clichés as a means of making his personal melodrama more approachable. Still, the EP shows a certain lack of polish. While some songs bene!t from the lo-! production and outsider aesthetic (namely, ‘TV Dinners’), it is clear that others would necessitate a more appropriate musical aesthetic.

In this sense, ‘Boat Songs’ is a huge stride forward.

Though released only a year later, it is on this album that one !nally feels as though they’re listening to a fully developed songwriter—one who has a complete grasp on how their lyrics and music in part can synthesise to create a more meaningful whole. Both this album and 2024’s ‘Manning Fireworks’ show a sophisticated interface with a long tradition of country music Tragedians who have used their songs to similar e%ect. Rather than the early comparisons to the likes of Neil Young and Jason Molina, these later LPs show traces of John Prine, Blaze Foley, David Berman, Roger Miller, amongst other ironic songsmiths

who frequently weaponised humour and inconsistency to mask their own sincerity. Lenderman seems to understand, better than most of his contemporaries, that the cheesy, overly earnest sentiments of country music have always been used in conjunction with humour to subtly expose the inherent longing to laugh at our own misfortune. It is as though the proclivity to make light of Tragedy is a tacit recognition that the Tragic, on its own, is only a signi!er of what we already know to be Tragic, and that to shift the way it is perceived through musical choices changes the emotional centre of the song. In Lenderman’s recent work, we see a highly developed awareness of how the compositional tropes of country music are thus fundamental in exposing the Tragedian dissonances of modern songwriting.

Even Lenderman’s music itself seems to be inherently conscious of the disconnect between the projected and the real. Though the song ‘TLC Cage Match’ (2022) is super!cially about the performance art of professional wrestling, it uses this frame to highlight Lenderman’s proclivity toward the arti!cial and the unreal: “It’s hard to see you fall like that, though I know how much of it’s an act.”

These lines can be read as analogous to the relationship between the music and the audience, and equally, the projected and the real. The music, the acted ‘fall’, intends to express a desired emotion, and the audience is conscious of the fact that the song is only a projection, or a%ectation of the true emotion. Yet the emotion resonates nonetheless; that it is only an act is irrelevant to how the music achieves its desired e%ect. Thus, the medium of song does not necessitate thorough authenticity, and is actually elevated by a subtle awareness of its own arti!ce. The more the artist is aware that a song is designed to inspire a certain emotion, the more this can be explicitly addressed within the piece. Other songs by Lenderman (‘Wristwatch,’ ‘Joker Lips,’ ‘Hangover Game’) show a similar interest in how people use extrinsic modes of expression to construct an aesthetic world which best expresses an intended emotion.

In Lenderman, unlike Wagner, is the inherent admission of falsity; rather than a pompous declaration of self-importance, we see a persistent self-awareness of the narrator’s own emotions, and how these emotions have been constructed in service of an intended e%ect. In this sense, Lenderman is certainly the truer Tragedian: he acknowledges the primarily aesthetic nature of the world, and his role in constructing it. In the songs of MJ Lenderman, we !nd that music is no longer limited by the arti!ce of the real, but has been elevated by the knowing invocation of the false; that which projects and which intends to a%ect.

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District One

Isabella Mitchell

My melodrama hides from the brutality that the notion of the end of the world brings. At the same moment I use my linen spray and do my skincare routine, the world, for most, seems to be ending.

I !nd myself constantly drawn back to a pubescent favourite, the !ctional world of Suzanne Collins’ 2009 novel, !e Hunger Games; her dystopian creation holding up a mirror to our modern world. I played the !lm adaptations on repeat as I arranged dialectic images of aesthetic destruction, drawn to the premise of !e Hunger Games, where districts endure starvation and slavery to provide resources for the wealthy Capitol.

This series reflects a fear of facing global issues. The luxuries of my world here in Sydney depend on the work of someone else’s hands, and then I make collages, from a shallow pool of helpless empathy. For the privileged, the plight of the world through our phone screens can be deliciously, addictively, dramatic.

As the people of the Global South face, !rsthand, the destruction of climate change and pro!teering corporations, I walk safely through my city which sells me happiness packaged in verdant matcha lattes and a pilates princess title. My District One brain can’t comprehend the 28 countries whose natural resources were extracted to manufacture my phone.

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Touch Grass, Eat flowers Mary Koutalianos

Are you hungry? This will not satiate your stomach.

Ambling past the suburban garden, I am content, my eyes feast on the green hedges and the glow of tall-reaching grass in the sun.

Amongst the manicured grass and ornamental species, a more practical beauty emerges, one you can consume.

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Tropaeolum majus Nasturtiums taste like a gentler version of the paper that I would eat in order to befriend a girl who loved to eat paper in year two. She taught me to rip the corner o% a worksheet and wait for it to soften on your tongue, absorbing your saliva until it resembled the pulp it came from. We may have liked to eat paper but we were careful not to get paper cuts in our mouths.

Nasturtium’s washi-thin petals tear o% their peppery receptacle, a flyer pull-tab that slips past your throat like you’ve swallowed your own spit.

Every part of the dandelion is edible, the green leaves taste like a better rocket, better because it’s always free, and the root is wonderful for tea. If you place it in your mouth you’ll !rst feel the hundreds of ray florets, the dandelions’ thick strands of blonde hair, wilt on your tongue. The bract guards this pillowy flower head, and will feel like the rough parts of a broccoli stem that tends to be thrown away. For dandelion honey, you will have to discard this green sentry and steep the petals overnight in boiled water. Use the resulting tea and slowly add a 2:1 ratio of sugar over low heat. Bottle your spring syrup for later seasons.

Magnolia soulangeana Magnolia trees can grow so tall and twisted that you can never hope to pluck the petals o%, only to collect the many that fall to the ground as a sheet of purple detritus. Luckily for our prying hands, it’s rare to !nd a tree that has had time and space to become woody and wide in the city. The flower petals have a light airiness and a floral gingery kick. One petal will satiate your Kuchisabishii. Try one at your next sighting of a blooming tree, and try the next tree you see too. Flavour varies.

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Commelina cyanea Scurvy weed grows curvy in the shade, its bright blooms blink open for a few hours a day but hide in the rain and dark. With its iris-shaped buds closed, the plant is inconspicuous and difficult to tell apart from other creeping weed counterparts, ones that are not delicious. I have tried to propagate Commelina cyanea in my garden, rather unfortunately alongside its lookalike, wandering trad.

I peel away the competing vines, they have shallow roots where I’ve been !ghting them. The winking blue buds do not grow in my garden, all the plant’s energy has been spent on laying down roots to stay alive. Add the flowers as a colourful garnish to the homemade pesto you can make from its leaves. I would if I had any.

Tagetes patula Marigold’s petals pack densely like the tapered beaks of flamingos all reaching into the same trough of hairy worm stamens.

Marigolds have long been a burst of identi!able beauty among the suburban, and now a snack too. I eat these petals one at a time, participating in the plucking ritual I would perform as a bored child walking home: love me, love me not, eat me, eat me not, eat me.

Viola hederacea Native violets creep under tall foliage and short trees, perennial buds presenting amongst mulch and soil, or competing with grass.

The plant’s dense cover can be found in the gardens of bike-loving mothers with a native-flora conscientious garden, growing around a desire path, crawling forwards, then backwards, where foot traffic stamps it away. Kidney-shaped leaves can be added to a salad, the mild bud tastes like the memory of their delicate beauty.

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The seven hours in between Hugh Coffey

At some point, maybe twenty minutes after he’d begun refreshing Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Gmail in a continuous cycle—with an ongoing, a"ectless, humourless realisation that his day ‘was over’— he noticed with confusion, having thought it was AM, that it was 4:46PM. —Tao Lin, Taipei “Have you seriously been on the couch all day,” is the !rst thing I hear my mum say at 5:30pm on her way home from work.

Leaning over the armrest, I reply, “It’s summer, mum. Of course I am. I’m watching the cricket.”

The answer is acknowledged but doesn’t seem satisfactory. Some quali!cation is needed. “It’s the Ashes,” I inform her, but she has already disappeared to her bedroom.

I 10:35am From where I’m sitting, summer starts with the slow clap from the stands. At !rst, the punters match the rhythm of the bowler’s step. By that tenth pace it’s an audible mess of varying speeds and volumes, releasing a collective exhale when the ball is pitched into the turf.

The !rst ball is bowled.

On the couch I am nervous and excited, beginning the !ve-day shift in front of the TV. I am worried that we could lose and even more worried that the game will only get to day three. If summer love is real, it’s a breezy evening at the beach, downing cold beers and cutting open burrata in open-toe shoes, drinking Aperol Spritz and sharing small plates. Summer heartbreak, on the other hand, is an early batting collapse. You can never look at love the same way after you experience an opening partnership that lasts two overs.

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Seated with my homemade iced latte, I think of that old saying about batting !rst. It is one of the great lessons my dad has taught me, “When you win the toss, bat. If you are in doubt, think about it, then bat. If you have very big doubts, consult a colleague, then bat.” Maybe it’s a sign of my new-gen sensibilities, but I don’t really mind if we bowl !rst. This is largely because of Mitchell Starc’s !rst over left arm yorkers, that have swung the hope that the bails fly o% the stumps into an inevitability.

At the conclusion of the over I scheme my breaks for the day.

Downtime in cricket is high—the three second bursts of action are broken up by 30 second pauses between balls, followed by a minute break at the over mark and then a !ve-minute drinks break halfway between the twenty-to-forty-minute session breaks.

And so, next to me is a copy of Jonathan Franzen’s Crossroads (2021), a book I’ve owned for a couple years and have !nally decided that this summer I will have enough pockets of time to read.

Test cricket, I suppose, is like the big book, the 500 pager, the multi-generational dysfunctional family story told from !ve di%erent points of view, the three-part saga with religion and history folded in, the IFKYK brick of a thing, the book you read to stun your non-literary bro at the pub. And, Crossroads is this type of book.

II 11:00am In the drinks break, I always visit the FoxCricket and 7Cricket Instagram pages, rewatching the same dismissals with di%erent voices. Two of my favourite images of the summer come to mind. The !rst is that clip of Stuart Broad closing his eyes after witnessing the same mistake from an English batter. There’s a darkness to his silence and tilt back of the head.

The other image is a Kerry O’Kee%e innuendo turned hysterical laughter. O’Kee%e is 76 and regularly rolls out one-liners in his

commentary that are so absurd and witty, sometimes dark and crude, but always polished with a delivery that could heal the nation. You know a great quip is coming in the urgency of his voice, a laugh imprisoned at the back of the throat, spewed out like the stomach remnants of a night drinking cheap piss. In both, are reactions so intense and theatrical, fluctuating at the extremes in response to the repetitive contests of bat and ball.

As play resumes, I check the comments to a compilation of a Travis Head blitz attack—the one that ended the !rst test match on the evening of day two—and I notice some guy has written that test cricket is romantic. There aren’t many things you will hear grown men call romantic.

III 1:00pm The game is at a stage of consolidation, with the English partnership starting to settle in. We’ve moved from the honeymoon phase of the !rst session and entered an awkward boundary setting exercise for the teams, with lots of blocks and rejections mixed in with a few moments of “flirtation” and “nibbles” at the ball.

After another play and miss, I am beginning to think that cricket is a sport of disguise. Personal ambitions for a big score are neatly packaged as a component of team success. The game functions through solitary acts that attach themselves to the collective. In some ways, it is like the literary world, where reading and writing are private acts that are understood and connected to a social community.

The batter is told to wait for the ball in their zone and resist the impulse for extravagance. The bowler has a secret plan in action, theorising the perfect combination of line and length. Ball by ball, over by over, session by session, day by day, test by test. Maybe part of the romance is temptation.

Ultimately, as if it is some unwritten law in the universe, patience will always triumph. The waiting game, the slow tease, the chase, the burn. Catching eye contact, brushing past their shoulder, nervously !ddling in the crease. Gaining courage, running through the risk, making your move. When it happens, it will happen. And when it happens, it will be glorious.

It’s not a very attractive kind of patience, is it?

For as much as we could talk about the beauty of a cover drive, we could think of the war-like game of attrition that is unfolding before us. Players are trapped in the heat, weighed down by heavy pads and the heavy expectations of upholding a mythology of national character.

Although a di%erent level of pressure, my favourite character from Crossroads, Perry, is tormented by the notion of being ‘good’.

Perry, a tween with a genius level IQ, “liquidates his assets” (guilt-

trips his mate into buying his weed) to buy his younger brother a camera for Christmas. In this moment Franzen describes a pausing of time: Snow had started falling from the Illinois sky, white crystallizations of water as pure as he felt, himself, for having parted with the asset. His thoughts had slowed to a happy medium, no slower than that, not yet. He stood for a moment on the sidewalk, amid the melting snowflakes, and wished the world could just stand still.

The scene represents the movement of time in the novel, where the !rst 300 pages follow a single day from di%erent perspectives.

In slowing the pacing of the novel, Franzen unravels the years of history for each character that led to their speci!c actions.

Digression and pause draw attention to the happenings in between, loading each tiny decision with a gravity, the micro only understood in the macro, a signi!cance that lives longer than the seconds it took to…

SMACK! The ball has just been launched into the crowd, bobbled in the hands of eager teens, while one, I notice, has pulled out his phone for the moment. Another man, two rows behind, is sitting comfortably, clutching his mobile like it is a beer resting on his thigh. Looking down, I’m in the exact same pose.

IV 2:30pm By the middle session, where a partnership has formed and the fast bowlers have rotated out of the attack, I’m on my phone every three balls. It’s a doomscrolling sport. With all the talk of test cricket dying, surely the antidote is somewhere in the algorithm. I think we should just admit it. A dot ball is a good ball, and a good ball is rewarded with one reel. Maybe slow over rates aren’t even a problem at all. (I am not bored from cricket though, how dare you think that!)

I notice that one of the slip !elders has moved towards the boundary, reminding me of a commentary segment from a couple years ago, where they were talking about how the slip cordon stays focussed. It was probably Mark Taylor or Mark Waugh, and one mentioned something about switching o% while the ball is dead, before regaining your position, crouched, like one of those line umpires at tennis, with your palms briefly resting on your knees to be ready for when the bowler reaches their mark. The flickering of attention.

There is this moment in Clarice Lispector’s !e Passion According to G.H. (1964) where the narrator, a woman who upon crushing a cockroach enters a state of spiritual flux, contemplates the in!nite space between one and two. She writes: A note exists between two notes of music, between two facts exists a fact, between two grains of sand no matter how close together there exists an interval of space, a sense

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that exists between senses—in the interstices of primordial matter is the line of mystery and !re that is the breathing of the world, and the continual breathing of the world is what we hear and call silence.

Indeed, a space exists between each ball, where the mystery and !re of pills past and future reside. The anticipation of cricket is like no other sport. In football or rugby, the play is continuous; there is no silence.

In the silences of cricket, the scoreboard is still, there is no change in the material total of either team. Like that small moment of rest and anticipation when you turn the page. You have a burning feeling inside. There is some sort of fuel that is driving the passion, restricting you to one chair all day. I can’t speak of what happens during those small breaks that add up to a lifetime. What happens between ball one and ball two will remain a secret for you and for me. All I can say is that I am sure it is spectacular.

another seven years. Yet I compulsively check, watching the 0.03% changes in value. In that basket of more than two hundred companies, so much has happened in the course of a day and all you can see are those imperceptible fluctuations, synthesising the mood of a market into a spiking line graph, each point a tentative step towards the peak. As I zoom out of the price graph— magnifying the window of time from day to week, week to month, month to years, years to all time—I feel like one of those random days on a market trendline. Where everything and nothing has happened.

Towards the backend of Tao Lin’s Taipei, the main character, a 20-something Taiwanese American writer living in New York, is driving through a street with electronic billboards: Paul stared at the lighted signs, some of which were animated and repeating like GIF !les, attached to almost every building to face oncoming traffic—from two-square rectangles like tiny wings to long stripes like impressive

V 4:30pm The Baz-ball is boring me. I wish I was watching Steve Smith bat right now. The addition of new wrist swings after the ball has zipped through has added more flare to the existing routine of mannerisms before each ball. Walks back towards the crease, taps left pad, taps right pad, taps the box, comforts the thigh pad, one knock of the bat in between the feet, a bend of the knees, gaze at the bowler, look back down, two knocks behind the right foot, a second gaze, one tap, ready.

I am discovering my own version of this in spectatorship. The ball has been bowled, left outside the !fth stump line for no run, and I am triggered into a routine. My left hand taps my pocket, feels for the phone and places it in in the left palm, left index !nger presses the power button, left thumb rests on the volume button, right index !nger scrolls up, eyebrows raise to focus the facial recognition, a moment passes as the home screen appears, the index !nger searches somewhere to pressure. An instinctual habit, connecting the hand to the mind.

This anticipatory tendency of mine, however, has detached itself from the possibility of hidden machinations. Unlike the novel, in which moments might seem insigni!cant, and cricket, where a ball might result in nothing, the algorithm does not reward patient solitude. Without gaps in between scrolls, you have no chance to build faith or hope that something amazing could happen next.

There is no mystery or !re or possibility.

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The day goes by towards dinner. Over four hundred balls have been bowled. Two and a half sessions of cricket. It’s like watching the price of an ETF rise and fall over the course of a trading day.

Deep down, I know that I am not supposed to sell for at least

Scrabble words but with each square a word, maybe too much information to convey to drivers—and sleepily thought of how technology was no longer the source of wonderment and possibility it had been.

Lin’s 2013 version of a 20-something year old, interested in and vaguely optimistic for a creative career, is nauseatingly described spending their day on a MacBook patrolling Twitter and Facebook and Gmail. In the summer of 2025–26, that person has further customised, streamlined, and optimised a multi-dimensional wall of content into its most efficient and claustrophobic form.

Cricket is a game that rolls on 30 second intervals. Therefore, it is no wonder what has consumed my life in those brackets in between. There is something romantic in that attraction, I suppose.

The last ball carries through to the keeper. The umpire calls stumps, lifting the bails away.

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Where is My Muse Rosie Ryan 27

PART ONE ‘ACT III’

“What brings you here?”

“Couldn’t tell you.”

“Why don’t you try?”

“But where would I begin?”

“How about with that ribbon on your boot?”

I look down. Brown leather binds my feet, eyelets drawn taught with string. Threaded through one is a strip of red satin, its loose ends unravelling, dragging on the floor below.

“Just for decoration.” My eyes flit, unable to meet his cocked stare.

“You don’t think a decoration like that might make you a target?”

“I don’t know what you mean.”

“Alright.” He turns his head to the back of his chair, his elongated torso and spindly limbs following the crook of his neck as he springs himself over the side of the armchair.

“I’ll let up for now. Give you a break.” Big white palms facing me, !ngers outstretched, motioned in a facade of defeat.

“You’ll let me make you a drink though, won’t you?” His head is tilted slightly on its axis again, and I have a great urge to reach out, grab him by the skin of his hollowed cheeks, and set it straight.

He wheels around a bar cart, standing just front-left of my chair, so that I can watch his silhouetted frame as he busies himself with bottles in hues of mottled green and deep orange. A slight clinking rings out from two short, fat glasses that rub together, cradled in his large left palm.

I am handed my prop old fashioned, and the sheets of light above make the rubber ice sparkle.

Though I know none of it is real, I swear I can smell the perfume of fresh orange zest, almost taste the buzz of whiskey on my tongue. I clink my glass with his, both of us looking slyly out to the sea of shadow blanketed faces that bob below, before the curtains draw to a close.

In the darkened velvet dreamworld that is backstage, I watch makeup artists and set designers scurry back and forth, checking their wristwatches as the intermission tapers out and the time bomb of the !nal act peeks through the curtains. The rest of the cast mingles excitedly, the thrill of the closing night washes across their painted faces in excessive emotion. I hang back, preferring my usual spot amidst the prop boxes, where the innards of the theatre lie exposed. Lengthy wooden beams run along the ceiling, thick yards of rope are draped through pulleys like webs. I hear a chorus of tapping and scuffing along the worn floorboards, and I know that somewhere James has risen from his director’s chair, and is circling the cast like some sort of sheepdog, eyes bulging, clipboard raised above his head. He must always perform some ridiculous, desperate dance in an attempt to marshal everyone into place. I rise from my spot amidst the darkness, dusting my skirt and stepping a pointed heel towards the light.

I stand in line to re-enter the stage, !dgeting behind that large frame, my eyes drawn to the little red thread that hangs from the back pocket of his denim jeans. The loose thread comes from a ribbon that is a twin flush of crimson to the one at my feet. We’ve built a world around its weaves and wefts, and when he pulls it from his pocket, it will send the viewers spinning in their seats.

We’ve practiced it endlessly, the perfectly calculated flick of the wrist to unravel it, the correct arrangement of overhead lights to make it shimmer just so. It is the play’s tipping point, the big reveal, our characters no longer enemies, but allies all along. The meaning of the thread will extend from the world of our play to the audience, pulling them forward in their seats, leaving their mouths agape. For a moment, everything will still, like a hitched breath. But it never lasts, and as the audience breathes out, they’ll slap their knees and shovel one last !stful of popcorn into their yawning mouths, leaving burnt kernels scattered down stairs, running their greasy hands over the carpeted chairs as they head to battle for a taxi back to their ordinary lives.

I watch his hands move to his pocket. Long nimble !ngers reach in and writhe, faster, frantic. They stretch from one corner to the other, feeling only raw seams and fraying denim. A giddiness overtakes me as the light warbles over his face, expression twisted, capturing his panic, true and raw. I say nothing, do nothing, as the poise of the production unravels, like a chugging train grinding to a clunky halt. Hands behind my back, I twist the red ribbon through my !ngers, hoping no critic notices my stifled smile.

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PART TWO

The Sun Fades Beyond the Skyline I scramble to push papers out from under me, making room for the plate that descends from above. I’m determined to stretch the eating process out as long as possible, enjoying the time where there’s a reason to put the futile scribbling in my notebook aside.

The deadline Simon gave me has been and gone; the talent he sees in me stays lodged, unmoving in my chest. Like clockwork I drag myself to the cafe each morning, to sit amongst all the others in town with nowhere else to be, attempting to write. But my e%orts cannot force phrases to materialise. For now I have passively accepted my role as simply dealing with the words of others.

Small editing jobs for students and freelance writers earn me what little income I need to pay for my cardboard box apartment in Chinatown. I eat, sitting with the surety that this morning will follow its usual progression. I will end up shu'ing the heap of blank papers back into my bag, promising to try again under the inspiration of tomorrow’s morning sun. Then I will waste the hours wandering amidst the turning-golden October leaves, admiring shopfronts and passers-by.

Each walk grows duller as I come to expect the scent of each bakery, the display of each window, no longer dazzled by the new. Nonetheless I step one foot in front of the other, stopping when I reach the one place that still makes my heart leap. My heated breath fogs the glass before me, and I marvel at the mess beyond. Lamps made of rattan and fringe, silk curtain drapes and !ne-grained wooden dressers cluster together. I dizzy myself imagining the lost lives of each item: soft green folding screens from Japan, ornate tiles from Marrakech, gilded gold frames from Paris. From each hangs a brown paper tag. Unassuming, yet I’ve turned over enough to know my place behind the glass.

The gentleman manning the till is scrawling in a notebook, likely tracking the journeys of the incoming and departing items from one wealthy American household to the next. I allow myself to step inside, and when the creak of the glass paneled door yields from him not even a glance, I begin to work my way through the store. From my pocket I pull the pen that refuses to pen plays, and begin to make scrawlings of my own. With each price tag I deface, my pulse quickens, blood pumping to my !ngertips in desperation to make the tale of each item more enticing than the last. I do not stop until a good chunk of the store has been livened with tales of origin, the imagined pasts of the antiques realised on their little paper tags. I see the shop owner’s eyes flit upwards from below his darkened brow, and I turn on my heel, recommencing the humdrum click of my boots down the grit road.

Not an hour has passed when the jacket catches my eye. Marie the shopkeeper stands to the side as I admire the !t, its short crop and fluted cu% sleeves slick around my body.

“I like the ribbon on your boots.”

“Thank you,” I nod, my mouth forming a stilted smile. I glance at the boots I’ve placed on the change-room stool, “Just for decoration, really.”

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“I can see you’ve an eye for such things.” She catches my eye in the mirror, her gaze flitting over the second-hand ensemble I’ve settled on. I’d chosen a structured black skirt that just grazed my bony knees, and from the sale section a pair of just-oversized men’s penny loafers. Like a snake shedding its skin I wish to slip free from my gaudy fringed shawls, the colours of which have grown faded under the relentless Los Angeles sun. Now I am engulfed in the palette of Chicago’s smoke stained sky, understated and tasteful. I give myself a !nal once-over, before clasping my hands together and turning my head towards Marie, flexing my shoulders and poising my chin in my decision-making pose.

Back in my cardboard-box, I take pleasure in changing out of my day clothes and carelessly throwing them across the room. I sit curled on the pull out sofa, the tic, tic of the wall clock seemingly slowing as my eyes bore into the glass of the apartment’s sole window. I wait for the day to draw its last breath.

“They’re perfect. How much for the lot?”

The evening air is cold and biting, and my usual pace is slowed by the too-big penny loafers scratching at my heels. I reach the familiar shopfront, and stop sharp, pulling a pin from my hair.

I let the strands fan over my face, shielding my pro!le as I stoop over in concentration until I hear the click of the old lock.

I welcome myself in, careful not to open the door wide enough to hear the tinkle of the bell above. In the corner, a trail of crimson marks the spot where I left my shoes. The gnawing at my chest eases once I am !nished slipping on the leather, and pulling the ribbon tight around the arches of my feet. In their spot I place the loafers, and a note scrawled on a brown paper tag.

“Fifty dollars.” She adds, “Forty-!ve if you leave the boots with me”.

I glance at the stool, the pointed lace numbers scu%ed with San Francisco gravel, the soles worn from marching across each stage in the old theatre district. Each one stripped of their original laces, rethreaded with ribbon, twin in their crimsonflush.

I pull my gaze back to Marie, yet the muscles in my neck feel so strained I feel their !bres may tear and snap as I force my head to face her.

“Done.”

Though the price she’s asking is decisively unreasonable, I pull the forty-!ve dollars’ worth of crumpled paper from my wallet.

Anything that’s been passed through the clammy hands of Hollywood, I am glad to part with.

The shop-front bell tingles above my head as I step out into the cool Chicago breeze.

But as the sun fades beyond the skyline, a gnawing pain hums steadily under my ribcage, and now I’m rising to take the apartment keys from the co%ee table and clutching them to my chest, shimmying on the day’s new purchases and clunking down the echoing stairwell.

“I’m sorry Marie, please do forgive me.

I’ve found I can’t walk in these silly loafers, nor rest without my boots.

It’s rude of me to barge into your store as such, but please feel free to call the cops. I am not busy tomorrow and would like some excitement.

Yours truly, a dreadfully regretful customer.”

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e g n i H l a c i r o Hist Rachel Gibson

Sick of modern dating? Feeling ! though you were “born in the wrong generation”? Perhaps the love of your life is waiting for you in a different time period!

Cultivate your partner’s ideal Hinge profile and tally up your points!

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Together, we could…

A: Sneak out for a late night drive B: Stalk our opps on LinkedIn C: Write each other love letters <3 D: Catch !ights and feelings ✈

I get myself out of a funk by…

A: Benching double your body weight ;) B: Birdcage Wednesday, Ivy Thursday, Sidebar Friday 😎 C: Spending way too much at Glebe markets D: Putting down that damn phone and touching grass

My typical Sunday…

A: Getting a meal with friends and hitting the gym B: Going for a walk and picnic through Victoria Park C: Drinks at the Courty and playing cards and pool D: Hitting the big three: Bunnings, Flower Power, BCF

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The hallmark of a good relationship is…

A: Climbing through your window like a 2000s romcom B: Getting along with the in-laws C: Taking care of the other when they’re sick D: If you can beat me in an arm wrestle

My most controversial opinion is…

A: Every couple should experience long distance B: Open relationships aren’t as crazy as everyone makes them out to be C: Despite the hate, beer tastes wayyy better than spirits D: I could lowkey be convinced that the Earth is !at

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My biggest red flag…

A: Can be a little possessive 😈 B: Finance major…

C: Proud user of Head & Shoulders 3-in-1 😤 D: My decked-out mancave

The Results!

Answered mostly A:

Answered mostly B:

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REG EN CY ENGLAND, 19th ce nt u ry

If you’re looking for an adventurous, sporty individual with a love for their community, you’re in the right place. The Spartans come with a tradition of kidnapping you on your wedding night—perfect for spontaneous thrillseekers. Downsides? Intense boot camp from age 7 and constantly being away at war means you’re perhaps not getting the most involved, emotionally-connected partner.

Wanting someone suitable to bring home to the parents? Look no further than the ultimate huzz of Regency-period England (this one’s for the Bridgerton fans). Whilst this suitor may be excessively formal and most likely cheat behind your back, at least there’s nothing improper about the size of their bank account! Educated, respectable, and tears up the (ballroom) dance !oor… as long as you’re alright with your inlaws having the final say.

Answered mostly C:

Answered mostly D:

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DIEVAL ME ITA LY, 1

4th c entury

For fans of friends-to-lovers tropes, Romeo and Juliet, or a simple small-town romance, then perhaps you should turn to middle-class medieval Italy. Don’t be icked out by the peasant life, though! Towns bustling with community gossip, travelling minstrels and great deals at the local tavern await. Unlike the elites, the lower classes had some level of love matches when marriage was concerned, so good news: you may actually have a say in who you’re marrying! Just keep the hand sanitizer close for that pesky plague.

IC MESOPOTAMIA , H T I L O NE circa. 9000 B CE Deep breath in, deep breath out. Meditation lovers, DIY crafty fanatics, and those with a saved Tiktok folder all about hiking the Dolomites, assemble! Previously nomads and therefore travellovers, Neolithic forerunners are picking up a brand new technology called farming, meaning your future spouse is an innovator in their career.

This is someone who will fight (literally) for you with their bare hands; I see you, Team Jacob.

Just make sure you are really comfortable with a minimalist aesthetic…

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It was almost familiar.

How Did We Get Here

I stood in the kitchen again, above the spotless countertop. The furniture had been moved slightly out of place, the stools not quite tucked in, the table angled a few centimetres too far from the wall.

It was almost dreamlike, slightly misaligned. Everything was where it belonged, yet nothing sat naturally in itself.

The kitchen looked the same as it always had. My mother’s art deco mantle, deep amber wood, framed the back wall with a kind of quiet authority. It had always seemed too grand for the room, as though it belonged to another house, a more coherent family.

The wrought iron and glass outdoor table and chairs were pushed into the corner near the windows, as if someone had once dragged them inside during a storm and never thought to return them to their rightful place. Or perhaps they had always been meant to live there, awkward and ornamental, pretending to be useful.

The pantry door remained slightly warped at the hinges. Even beneath its most recent coat of white paint, I could still make out the faint shadows of old blemishes pressing through. Hairline fractures. Tarnish at the edges. The past had a way of refusing concealment. I wondered if it had always been like this: damage breathing beneath something fresher, cleaner, more deliberate. I wondered how often I had mistaken renovation for repair.

It felt poetic in a way I didn’t trust.

I used to sit on this stool and let my legs dangle, never quite tall enough for my feet to reach the wooden floors below. I remember the strain of stretching them down, curling my toes in the hopes that they’d brush the floorboards, as if reaching them might be enough. It felt important then, to make contact with the world below me, to simulate arrival before I had actually grown into it.

Now my feet are !rmly planted but I still feel suspended. Some part of me has remained perched there, unresolved, trying to reach what should already be mine.

The sun shimmered through the window above the sink like always. Too bright in the mornings. It used to hurt my eyes when I stumbled in half-awake, searching for cereal, milk, honey, the cartoon excess of childhood appetite. Now the light feels !ltered, as though cast through something synthetic. A !lm laid carefully across the surface of memory. A dreamscape congealed in plasticine. That is the trouble with returning to places you

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once loved: they do not remain intact, but neither do they decay naturally. They preserve themselves badly, like something sealed in plastic. They become stage sets for a version of you that no longer exist.

That was when I saw her.

Not all at once. Just movement at !rst: fabric cutting through light. Then the outline of a girl spinning over and over again on the rough sandstone tiles outside. She had been captivated by the weeds forcing themselves up between the cracks. Her skirt lifted around her in uneven layers, mismatched fabrics stitched together with thick pink raw-hemmed seams. I had one like it. Almost like it. My Nonna made it for me, a former seamstress with patient, capable hands. I was the !rst grandchild and the eldest granddaughter. There are privileges in this position; love arrives in surplus but so do expectations. You are dressed more carefully.

Watched more closely. Told, in subtle ways that you are both heir and experiment.

I couldn’t quite recognise her, but enough about her was close to me that it unsettled me. The angle of her shoulders. The stubborn set of her jaw when she concentrated on not slipping and grazing her knees on the ground. The way her pleasure seemed to possess her completely. She laughed at something I couldn’t hear.

I wanted to grab her.

Hold her.

Shake her until something changed.

But that is not what I did.

Growing pains eat you alive. They do not announce themselves as violence. They arrive disguised as ambition, as discipline, as maturity, as the necessary pruning that adulthood demands of girlhood. First you learn to correct yourself. Then to edit. Then to anticipate correction before anyone else can o%er it. Soon enough, the work is internal. You become both the knife and the thing being pared down.

I imagined throwing her into the pool. The shock of cold water swallowing her small body whole. I imagined pressing my hand to the back of her neck, not forcefully enough to bruise, just enough to interrupt the spinning, the humming. It was less about killing than stillness. About relief. About forcing quiet onto the part of me that had once felt too much and too publicly.

But she was a strong swimmer. I remember that. She would have surfaced, coughing, furious, hair slicked to her face, but alive. She would have endured it. Children endure what they shouldn’t. They make homes inside atmospheres that would flatten an adult. They develop rituals. They misrecognise vigilance as personality. They learn how to become impressive, charming, precocious, useful.

The thought irritated me: that even in fantasy I could not get rid of her. She would survive my worst intentions and continue on, glittering and unbearable.

The gate on the side of the house slammed.

I froze.

No one entered. No footsteps followed. Just the echo of wood striking metal reverberated through the front entry and lodged itself somewhere behind my ribs. These sounds stay with you, the ones that arrive without explanation. The acoustics of dread. A slammed gate. A cupboard door shut too hard. Keys on a bench.

Silence after raised voices. They teach your body caution before language arrives to explain it.

She didn’t react. She kept spinning as if she had never learned to flinch.

That was the !rst thing I envied. Not happiness. Not innocence.

Something simpler and more humiliating: her lack of anticipation.

Her refusal to brace.

Who are you? I wanted to ask. Where did you come from? Why are you taunting me like this, so intact, so unedited?

But I knew who she was. She was my younger self, she was a palimpsest. Every story read under the covers with a torch.

Every song belted too loudly in the car. Every small humiliation swallowed whole. Every fantasy rehearsed in the mirror. Every warning misunderstood as love. Every moment I felt something before I learned how to convert feeling into language and language into performance. She was all the selves I have since tried to write over, badly.

That is the problem with becoming a person who writes. You think revision is redemption. You mistake articulation for mastery. You believe that if you can describe a wound elegantly, then perhaps it no longer controls what you do. But language is not antiseptic. It does not clean. It only rearranges. Sometimes it just gives the rot a cleaner border.

I have spent years trying to become legible to myself. I wanted a version of me that made sense in retrospect. I wanted to be the sort of woman who could narrate her life without embarrassment, who could locate the origin of each fear and archive each grief correctly. But the self is not an archive. It is a junk drawer. A house with locked doors and bad plumbing. Things leak, things warp; things you thought were lost reappear in the wrong season.

The girl stopped spinning and looked toward the pantry door.

For a moment, just a moment, I thought she could see me reflected in the spotless glass. Our faces nearly overlapped. Mine sharper, more tired than I had expected. Hers open, almost de!ant. There was no accusation in her expression. Worse, there was curiosity. As if she was the one trying to work me out.

How did we get here?

People usually mean: what happened? What went wrong? At what point did innocence sour into self-consciousness, appetite into shame? But that was not what I meant. I knew, broadly, what happened. Time happened, desire happened, family happened, language happened. You enter the world porous.

I could list every reason I wanted her gone. The softness. The volatility. The sentimentality. The way she loved too quickly. The way she believed attention was the same thing as safety. The way she entered rooms without !rst calculating her proportions, knocking her hip against a table, reaching for space that wasn’t hers. The way she cried from the body rather than the face.

The way joy possessed her, loud and uncontained, laughing at something no one else noticed. The way shame did too, flushing red and going silent all at once. I could frame her erasure as evolution. I could call it discipline, discernment, adulthood. I could say I outgrew her. But she is not something I can press into silence. She lives in the architecture of this place. In the amber wood of the mantle. In the tarnish beneath the paint. In the too-bright morning light above the sink. In the habit of listening for doors. In the reflex to perform composure. In the ridiculous, embarrassing fact that beauty still undoes me. In every room where I become eight years old again without warning.

She is buried here.

And she is home.

I used to think adulthood would involve some ceremonial severance, some clean departure from the selves that embarrassed me. I thought maturity meant becoming less permeable, less excessive, less attached to fantasy. I thought one day I would return to this house and !nd nothing of myself left here but anecdotes. Instead I found evidence. Not of innocence, exactly, but of continuity. The child survives inside the woman not as purity but as residue. She remains in taste, in terror, in gesture.

She remains in the impossible e%ort to distinguish vulnerability from stupidity. She remains every time I mistake self-erasure for self-improvement.

The sun continued to shimmer over the sink. The glass in my hand had warmed.

Outside, the girl resumed her spinning. Her skirt flared around her. She looked absurd. She looked holy. She looked like someone I had spent years trying to apologise for.

I didn’t move toward her.

I didn’t call out.

I stood very still and watched her turn, and turn, and turn, as if she might spin herself through time, as if she might become unrecognisable through motion alone. But she remained exactly what she was: loud with being, graceless, visible, alive.

And she never once looked afraid.

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Tube men are a rare sighting, they aren’t seen walking through the streets. Wherever they are, a person in shorts and a top hat isn’t far behind.

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Ananya Thirumalai

The drums do not begin so much as they take hold of you, slow and insistent. Threading through the body while !re gathers at the edges of the forest and a man trembles, stills, then becomes something else entirely.

In the Bhoota Kola sequence that frames Kantara, there is no clean line between performer and deity and no safe distance between the audience and the ritual, because the camera does not stand apart but moves with it, breathes with it, and presses close enough that you are pulled into its presence.

It is this closeness that makes Kantara so difficult to situate within the familiar stories of Indian cinema, where religion is often rendered as something aestheticised and made legible for a broad audience.

Here, what emerges is something far less willing to be smoothed over, a form of worship that is rooted in land and resists being translated into the institutional forms of Hinduism that dominate the mainstream. In this sense, the !lm is not merely about faith but about the persistence of ways of knowing that have long been pushed to the margins, including Adivasi and caste-marked practices, and forms of spirituality that remain inseparable from the land itself. Its success, alongside Kantara Chapter 1, signals a shift in Indian cinema toward stories that are willing to engage with the political and cultural weight of belief.

What Kantara does with land is refuse its reduction into property within state-backed systems of ownership and capitalist logics of possession, instead insisting on it as a site of authority that exceeds both. The forest is not simply where the story unfolds but where power is located and contested. Where the terms of belonging are determined not by legal ownership but by a relationship that is spiritual, historical, and deeply embedded in Animism, which understands land as something inhabited and negotiated with, that holds agency and cannot be cleanly separated from the people who live within it. This becomes most visible in the conflict between the state and the community. Bureaucratic claims to land appear hollow when set against a system of belief in which the daiva is the ultimate authority.

What is being challenged is the very framework through which modern governance attempts to de!ne and regulate land.

This recon!guration of power is inseparable from the !lm’s use of body, because possession in Kantara operates as a transformation that collapses distance between human and divine, making the body the site through which authority is both expressed and enacted.

In doing so, the !lm resists the detached spectatorship that often characterises cinematic encounters with religion by forcing the viewer into an experience that is sensory, immediate, and difficult to contain within a purely visual framework.

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What emerges is a subtle but pointed critique of the way institutional Hinduism has sought to absorb these practices in order to maintain a more uniform and upper-caste image of religion. As a result, Kantara becomes a space in which these tensions are made visible even when they are not directly articulated, and where the persistence of local ritual stands is opposition to the hierarchies that have historically sought to contain it.

Kantara Chapter 1 introduces a di%erent kind of ambition by attempting to extend this world backward into history and outward into myth. In doing so, it raises a tension between what is lived and what is narrated. The act of giving origin stories to practices that are experienced as ongoing and embodied risks, transforms them into something more !xed and more easily legible within a cinematic framework that privileges coherence and scale.

Where the !rst !lm allows the daiva to remain partially unknowable and therefore powerful, the prequel’s impulse to historicise and mythologise may render that same force more abstract, shifting it from something that is encountered in the present to something that is explained through the past.

The ritual does not allow for observation from a distance because it implicates the viewer in its intensity, and in this way the !lm aligns itself with a form of embodied spectatorship where meaning is produced through what is felt, so that the act of watching becomes entangled with the act of witnessing something that exceeds representation.

At the same time, the !lm’s engagement with caste operates through this tension between visibility and erasure, because while it does not always name caste explicitly, it situates its narrative within practices and hierarchies that are historically marked by caste distinctions. In doing so, it disrupts the dominant cinematic portrayal of Hinduism as a uni!ed and sanitised system by foregrounding forms of worship that are often associated with lower-caste and Adivasi communities, and that have been marginalised or appropriated within broader religious narratives.

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This shift also brings into focus the question of spectacle, because as the narrative expands, the rituals that once felt intimate and locally grounded are placed within a broader visual and narrative scale that aligns more closely with epic storytelling. While this expansion has the potential to deepen the cultural and historical context of the traditions being represented, it also risks repositioning them as objects of consumption for a wider audience that may not share the same relationship to the land or the practices themselves. In this sense, the prequel sits within a larger tension between authenticity and commodi!cation. The very success of Kantara creates the conditions for its own transformation into something more marketable and more universally accessible. The question that lingers is whether forms of Animist-rooted spirituality can retain their speci!city and their political weight when translated into a cinematic language that increasingly demands scale and spectacle.

The success of Kantara cannot be understood in isolation from the broader transformation taking place within Indian cinema, where regional industries are no longer operating at the margins but are increasingly shaping the centre, where the !lm reportedly grossed over )409 crore. Alongside the fact that regional !lms now account for roughly 60% of the box office while Hindi cinema has dropped closer to 40%, this signals a shift in cultural authority that reflects changing audience desires, rather than a temporary disruption. What these numbers also reveal is a growing fatigue with a parallel stream of Hindi cinema that has, in recent years, aligned itself more visibly with the ideological contours of the current political moment. In this zone, !lms function less as spaces of ambiguity and more as vehicles for a kind of stateadjacent nationalism that simpli!es history and identity into easily consumable narratives, often reinforcing majoritarian visions of culture that sit comfortably within the broader media ecosystem surrounding Modi’s governance.

Within this landscape, regional cinema begins to take on a di%erent kind of signi!cance, because it o%ers a form of storytelling that resists both homogenisation and overt ideological scripting, allowing for representations of land, caste, and spirituality that are not always easily folded into a singular national narrative. This shift can be understood as a movement toward recognition, where audiences are responding to !lms that allow them to see their own worlds reflected back without mediation or dilution, whether that is through dialect and landscape or through the presence of caste histories and land-based spiritual practices that have long been excluded from mainstream representation. In this sense, regional !lms such as Kantara do more than provide an alternative to Bollywood. They unsettle the conditions under which cultural meaning is produced by refusing to align themselves fully with either market-driven universality or the increasingly visible pull of propaganda-oriented storytelling, and instead remain grounded in the speci!city and political texture of the communities they emerge from.

The force of Kantara does not lie in nostalgia or in a simple return to tradition but in the way it insists that these practices have never disappeared and were never meant to be contained within the categories that mainstream cinema and institutional religion have tried to impose on them. What the !lm reveals is a continuing presence that exists in the relationship between land, body, and belief. The ritual does not belong to history and it does not resolve into myth, because it continues to unfold in the present.

In this sense, the broader shift within Indian cinema is not simply about diversi!cation or the rise of regional industries but about a reorientation toward forms of storytelling that are willing to remain situated within the complexities of local worlds, where identity is not abstract and where spirituality cannot be separated from the land that sustains it. What Kantara o%ers is a form of reclamation that resists being translated into something more palatable. In doing so it suggests that cinema can become a space where ways of knowing that have long been marginalised are not only made visible but are allowed to retain their depth and their power.

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An Unspoken Agreement (with Someone Buried)

Carmen McPherson It is dangerous, to choke out their dreams in dirty water.

Dangerous— when I disdain the effigy of he, my Nannu who wept when I got in and Nanna, prayed ornately with supplicating hands, under Madonna in some garage in Liverpool, for a beautiful garden in the lucky country, ideally with a pot plant on a windowsill, and for the privilege of an ancillary room to call the office of, a paralegal. I water the plant.

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It, and I, have come (to an unspoken agreement).

I pour

the cup

of water,

half full, into the

dead plant into what once (was) Hopeful

Leaves will unfurl a fluent tongue, will curl again This is probably about the plant but de!nitely not.

Nannu used to call me, To spell for Christmas cards, a good omen.

I would pick up again.

So I pick up a pen, and an Affidavit is foreign, yet a poem slips into misstatement.

A plant is home grown.

Idle time, truth mishandles, when I free pour into the cup murky water.

Second generation, I am but for an immigrant dreamer quid pro quo, with Ave Maria my privileged presentiment as I quell over poems.

It, and I, have come (to an unspoken agreement) the sower will distill the water.

But my hands are ink-stained, Nannu’s earth stained.

I hope he now whispers prayers because under the mulch, Nanna has, since forgotten the language of which they’d command my name, So I erect/arrest myself upon some podium, before a Brescia loungeroom of ghosts with the curly hair I straighten, the animated expression I tighten in the name of professionalism, to water the plant.

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The Beatification of Sir Donald Bradman Jack Davis

Beatissime Pater, Ordinarii Terra Australis humillime a Sanctitate Vestra petit ut Venerabilem Servum Dei Donald Bradman, numero Beatorum adscribere benignissime digneris.

The only religious pilgrimage I have ever made was to Bowral.

In a December downpour, I drove in silence down the Old Hume Highway, watching the felt-topped hills of the Southern Highlands roll by on either side of my car. Coming into Bowral, I turned onto St. Jude Street and pulled into the gravel parking area of the Bradman Museum. It is hard to overstate the reverent air that gathers around the place. The museum sits adjacent to the oval which, since 1947, has carried Bradman’s name, and where, at age 12, Bradman played his !rst game of senior cricket for Bowral Cricket Club. The term ‘hallowed ground’ tends to be overused in sports writing, dragged out for promotional material seeking to contrive a sense of historicity to an early-season derby between two middling teams. However, as I walked beside a rain-sodden Bradman Oval, I felt that it was hallowed ground, in the truly religious sense. Bradman had padded up here; he had marked centre on that wicket; he had !elded at mid-o%, there, where a divot in the grass was collecting a pool of consecrated rainwater; he had been here, where I was now.

And did those feet in ancient time / Bat upon Bowral’s ovals green?

To address those for whom the sobriquet ‘The Don’ bears little meaning: Sir Donald Bradman was Australia’s greatest cricketer, probably the world’s greatest cricketer, and, slightly more contentiously, the best cricketer that the sport will ever see. In a test career which spanned the years 1928 and 1948, he achieved the greatest ever test batting average of 99.94, a number which will likely never be beaten.

Cricket is unique amongst other sports in the way it is played, interpreted, and understood. It is distinguished from most popular sports in the way athleticism and sporting prowess seem to be secondary, mediated by an anachronistic set of what are, especially to the unfamiliar viewer, broadly silly conventions. In the traditional format of the game, the match pauses for lunch and for tea, and players spend the majority of their time either sitting in the pavilion or standing around in the !eld.

It is an absurdity in modern sport that a professional athlete might wear a woollen cable knit sweater vest as part of their uniform, yet cricket retains these genteel oddities.

These anachronisms conjure the roots of modern cricket as a gentleman’s pastime. Popularised and codi!ed by the English leisure class, then exported to British colonies for the imperial purpose of moral edi!cation, cricket’s use as a morally instructive game gives rise to a very speci!c interpretive framework, which cricket demands of its players and spectators.

This demand retains, in the practice and culture of the sport, an abstract moral character animated by an obscure spirit of cricket. Whereas in many other popular modern sports, competition is instantaneous and direct—for instance, the presence of both teams on the !eld in direct contact in rugby or in football—competition in cricket is mediated: only one team bats at a time, and only one team bowls at a time.

As such, success in cricket, at least before the !nal result, is much more abstract and subjective, as anyone who has attempted to ask a grumpy father or uncle “who’s winning?” while the cricket is on may attest to. What constitutes goodness in cricket is only discernible through catechism, through the opaque machinations of inherited cricketing wisdom.

You’ll never know who’s winning in the !rst innings. You can only trust in our cricketing clergy, having faith in Uncle Johnno when he says, “This is a three-day deck,” or absolute belief in the crabby old bloke muttering into his Resch’s about how Marnus Labuschagne’s head falls out of line when he plays to a ball on a 5th-stump line.

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As a latecomer to cricket, I felt out of my depth, mysti!ed by the byzantine intricacy of cricket knowledge, which seemed only to be accessible to those with an inherited knowledge of the sport.

For those raised around cricket, who grew up watching the test summer every year, and learned the game from parents and siblings, understanding cricket is second nature; the signi!cations of cricket are immediately understood and interpreted.

There is an essential mystery to the ebbs and flows of cricket, the liturgy of summer rituals, that gives rise to a need for a spiritual pastoralism. The cricketing public look to clergy and holy men to catechise the sport: the venerable Ricky Ponting, Fr. Allan Border, Prior Steven Waugh. To become a cricket fan, to understand the sport, demands of the convert that they look to the Church. The burgeoning believer is only able to rationalise, to understand and interpret, the theological complexity of cricket through a kind of Catholic pastoral education. Former Australian captains are held to speak with papal infallibility, giving homilies ex cathedra in the Fox Cricket studios during the lunch break.

We can never really understand the Holy Spirit of cricket directly, rather, we mediate our understanding through ecclesiastical cricketing heroes; all squinted eyes and sidemouthed suggestions that “they need to bowl fuller.”

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Writing for Wisden Cricketers’ Almanack on the occasion of Bradman’s retirement in 1948, Scottish cricketer and writer RC Robertson-Glasgow famously analogised the e%ect of the Don’s exit from the sport on English cricket: “So must ancient Italy have felt when she heard of the death of Hannibal.” How many sporting !gures live in such mythic company? The neologism ‘Bradmanesque’ is the highest adulation for an Australian sportsperson—the apogee of Australian sporting success is to, even barely, come close to emulating the perfection of the Don. There are few other heroes in sport who enjoy the sacralised status of Bradman; his comparisons veer into the mythical. Bradman was described by South African fast bowler Sandy Bell as having a “sort of cynical grin, which rather reminds one of the Sphinx.”

Cricket writer Gideon Haigh quotes Indian cricketer Vaisant Raiji, who describes the lasting, dei!c influence of Bradman on a country which he never toured as a cricketer: “God is perfect. In the eyes of the Indians, Bradman is the perfect batsman. God is unseen. Indians have not seen Bradman play.”

Why does Don Bradman rise to this beati!c state?

The sancti!cation of Bradman is particularly unusual, especially in Australian sporting culture, where we are generally reluctant to elevate our sportspeople beyond their flawed humanity.

The sporting Bradman—certainly distinct from Bradman the man—is exempt from this rule; he is beyond reproach, he is infallible, he is perfect and whole. Bradman is beyond human, because he is closer to God than we. It is near impossible for the cricket spectator, or the vast majority of those who have ever stood on the wicket with willow in hand, to even conceptualise how Don Bradman could have been so good. There are no metrics we could apply to assess how well he saw the ball, how prudent his shot selection was, or the impregnability of his batting mindset.

Because cricket can only be understood through mediation, through the intercession of a ecumenical cricketing culture that functions as a structure for belief, we can never understand the Don’s greatness directly. This is what makes Bradman unique amongst the annals of sporting heroes, and places him in more mythic company. We cannot know the essence of cricket, and we sanctify Bradman because he came closer than anyone to doing so, and in the process, became more than human.

“…to the $rst, the whiche is a knowyng might, God, !at is the maker of hem, is evermore incomprehensible; and to the secound, the whiche is the lovyng myght, in ilchone diversly He is al comprehensible at the fulle… !e Cloud of Unknowing

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g a e p (of sorts) p i l s e h o t f o g y l o t On Let me elucidate: I know I shouldn’t be so comfortable sitting right up against strangers on the bus. City etiquette.

Especially in this heat, then this snow, this dandru%-raining climate change. Things are bad, you know. They’ve been saying this for a while now. Ash will gain momentary structure, of course, before settling on us as we begin coughing and spluttering all over each other, but I digress already! What I mean to say is that often I can close my eyes and let the side of my body slip up against a stranger’s side.

Only momentary. For a brief moment in that darkness, buscoloured darkness, I can !nd an eroticism in the texture of unknowable touch. I can’t exactly place my !nger on what it is. A scribble of an outline rather than any harsh lines, but it’s there, wavering, pulsating in the coat pocket of the human sat next to me. A model emerges.

She asks “...Have you been sleeping okay?”

“No,” I tell her. “I haven’t.”

I haven’t. I’ve been falling asleep reading documents on fashion metaphysics, a little hallucinatory from all the 528hz sounds and incense smoke I’ve been burning. I wake in a dream wherein a backless dress approaches me from the bar and asks if she can buy me a drink. I oblige.

She asks, “Are you thinking again about the symbolic dimensions of clothing beyond its material form or would you like a martini?” and I wake.

Cold sweat. Hot sweat. No sweat.

I make it to the grocery store in time to buy discounted roses which I pick the leaves and thorns o% of to place in a brass vase, to place on my desk and admire. They are decaying (see (see Fig 1).

1). I notice one of them is worse o% than the others, this ugly-duckling of a rose with an abscess in the side of its mouth, and the closer I look the closer I come to realise it’s not an abscess at all but a slippage of sorts, a strap fallen down the shoulder of the mannequin, a hole, a burrow, and in that burrow lives a woman, and in that woman lives a— Second skin. A blatant mask, if you will, in order to create the never-naked body of you and me and everyone we can think of. A bridge between the physical form and the intangible roots of identity.*

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Fig 1. Woman living in my white rose.

Spent $10. Not sure how much rent she pays but she sure is living it up. Tomorrow they’re delivering an upholstered red velvet armchair for her to rest her feet on while she lounges in her upholstered blue velvet armchair. !ey really should mandate these kinds of things.

I put the documents down last night. Heavy reading… in need of something lighter. Heidegger? Perfect. A little something like: Being is not permanent or !xed but rather a dynamic and ever-moving event of presencing or appearing. The event—in event in order to exist as an event and not any other form of circumstance—requires circumstance requires a constant interplay with Absence.** For example, a hammer tends to only make sense in a network of mostly unseen relationships. We see then, the nails, the wood, the carpentry. The vast majority of this network is ‘absent’ from our immediate focus, yet it enables the object to be understood.

Moreover, some objects are de!ned by their absence… by their lack of of.. Object de!ned by a cavity. The washing machine is hollow on the inside (see (see Fig 2).

2). So is the urn. The function of these objects depends on their absence of of,, and it is within this absence that we !nd

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Sophie Ba gs

something else entirely. I think once more about fashion metaphysics. I pull up the documents.

If fashion, in essence, becomes a way in which existence reveals itself, then it’s a kind of revelation that will still always involve concealment. To conceal the body, to bury it, to direct its absence into a tailored suit, reveals a sense of status, but it simultaneously consoles bodily irregularity and the labour behind production. Fashion as…

Ontology?

Yes. The removal of. Think about negative space as essential for creating the erotics of fashion metaphysics.

How else would we adore the mid-drift? The low-rise jean? The boob-tube? An erotica of absence… it’s all semiotics, it’s all sex, it’s all:

In my dream Heidegger comes to me shirtless and sweating on horseback. I ask him where he learned to ride like that.

His face is made of triangles and shapes I cannot draw. A man made of elbows. A sun sets in the distance. He says “...you know...it’s actually the absence of the thing, of the object, that makes it what it is. Your biological hollowness... the (w)hole of your sex is de!ned by the fact it is a cavity.”

He doesn’t know what I am. He’s not even looking at me.

“I’m not a feminist,” I say. “I am trying to write about clothes and metaphysics, you’re changing the subject—” “I’ve never seen you post a political infographic on your Instagram story. Are you sure? You are pretty—” Absent, I am pretty absent. I am categorised by my absenteeism on the surface of the digital planet. Is that right? Man On Screen is trying to sell me a !lter for my kitchen tap because it’s !lled with toxins we didn’t know existed in the 1970s. Man On Screen tells me it’s probably a good idea to start selling pictures of my feet. Man On Screen generates an image of Heidegger on a horse for me and tells me I’m doing a good job.

*From the corner of my room Oscar Wilde says “A fashion is merely a form of ugliness so absolutely unbearable that we have to alter it every six months!” Tut tut. ** ‘Absence’ ‘Absence’;; the state of being away from a noun. See also; ‘abscess’ – a swollen part of bodily tissue containing an accumulation of pus; which, when drained, creates an absence absence.. Remember? Yeah.

Refer to Fig 1.

Fig 2. Cavity of the Washing Machine.

Had to take my quilt to the laundromat after last Saturday night; the extent of the thing wouldn’t $t in my own washing machine. I lugged it down there in a removalist bag and put it on a spin cycle. $18. Twenty-four minute wait and I discovered an organic grocer across the road playing Alanis Morrisett. !is is it, I thought, !is Is Where I Am Meant To Be. Amongst !e Persimmons. Woman behind the counter tried to sell me sea moss to $x my complexion. I bought a new toothbrush and chocolate-covered co"ee beans. “How do you eat those?” my housemate asks, “just like…swallow the co"ee bean?”

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Bad Photos Ting-Jen (TJ) Kuo

If the year is 2226, and technological imagination has realised itself, and my clone in cryosleep is waiting, eyes closed, for a project of my sel*ood to populate her soul, what would it contain?

Taken when it was still possible to take bad photos, before automated focus or excessive curation, patience is required to learn the visual language of the past, to decode its grammar and use it to understand the present.

The nurse asks me now: what is your self to you, from your birth to today? Can you feel the lineage of your physical being in space? You don’t look at all like you did as a baby and most of the cells you were born with have been replaced. Can you package your identity in your head to project out into the world?

The irony of missing my childhood rests on my inability to recall much. An absence of artefacts from this time contributes to a sweet amnesia, lending to my romanticisation of a time that must have been quite tough on my mother.

In the slippery con!nes of the mind, memory is a house of mirrors. I think of my youth, and I think of old photos.

Salvaged PNGs from the busted iPhoto app on our family’s ancient Macbook Pro Unibody, a few of which survive on my current laptop.

I’m guessing my mum was the one who took most of the photos. Her lens drifts over things that might be important to remember: how fancy the hotel room looked on a trip to Hong Kong, a New Year’s couplet, a gathering of family friends, all a blur now save for the photos.

Many are of me.

Most of these photos are objectively terrible. There will be ten photos of the same hotel room with only three in focus. Anything moving will be a blur. A whole scene will be underexposed and oversaturated. An unnamed hotel room, obscured faces, my young parents, our old couch without stains yet, ten sel!es of my cousin’s babyface, amusement parks I would never go to now.

I see that even though my parents tell me I didn’t cry much as a child, I was a menace and a tomboy, eyes wide eyebrows raised mouth wide open !ngers outstretched like claws. I was very a%ectionate with my family, cuddling up to them all the time. There was a fervour and hunger in my eyes that has diminished when I look into the mirror today.

Each one comprises a cache of clues to the past. Start with the basics. Who is pressing the shutter? Where is that place? Why has the photo survived all these years, despite being easily deletable?

I think I’d give my clone self these photos. I’d tell her: this is what it looked like to not yet know what was worth keeping. A syntax is created out of whatever the photographer could not bring herself to delete, without knowing why, waiting for someone to come looking.

She’d have to learn to read it herself. So did I.

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Curse Universal Arwen Beaumont-Lee

Alpha widowed and exiled from a dream.

Siberian winter delirium, or maybe just mold poisoning. A beautiful old house rotting so fast you can watch the paint peel in real time. At least you’ll have something to do while your brain turns to mush.

You keep having dreams about a spider hiding under your bed. You scream and it disappears.

You think it must have been a mild hallucination, the kind that bleeds out from half-sleep, so you choose to forget about it. Weeks later, you’re changing your sheets and you !nd it under your pillow, a huntsman like the one from your dream/ hallucination, though it mustn’t have been either because it’s really there, and how long has it been there without you knowing? It has to die because it represents too much, like a hidden camera in a hostel bathroom. You run downstairs and your housemate is in the kitchen eating toast.

You apologise for screaming and run back upstairs with the Mortein. You start blasting the poor beautiful thing, but it won’t die. It keeps running around like it’s lost its head, darting away from the death stream. You hit it maybe ten times with a plastic broom, but it won’t stop moving, until one !nal whack and a brutal twist. The spider’s legs retract into this tragic shape resembling a baby mud crab or a deflated heart. You scrape its body into the dustbin and tie the bag up to su%ocate it, just in case it still isn’t dead.

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You comfort yourself by looking at images. If you scroll fast enough, it’s possible to enter a state where your vision blurs around the screen and it feels like the object you’re looking at is the only thing that exists. You turn into the object on screen for a moment, then morph into the next thing.

You’re a hot pink flip phone. Noodles like a pile of ribbons. Four tomato slices. A t-shirt falling o% one shoulder. A girl licking apple juice o% her ring !nger. Panfried dumplings. Dumplings in soup.

Slim hands shu'ing tarot cards. A Blythe doll with one eye. A cow with a woman’s head and dragon wings. Refreshing bright citrus jalapeño salad. Models standing in front of a truck. Pilgrims journey at Kailash mountains. Brittany Murphy in legwarmers. Lucky rabbit feet. Sago lychee and rose water pudding. Mother Mary’s body made of crystals. Socks and Nike flip flops. You can be anything when you’re nowhere, but it all starts to mist together after a while.

Your ultramarine iPhone 16 gets lost one night between the cracks in the sandstone at Marrinawi Cove. You try to get it out with sticks and a flashlight, but you’re crossfaded and you don’t really care. You’re daydreaming about your new life without a phone. This is how it’s supposed to be.

Maybe you’ll get a brick, one that flips open like a shell. Except you can’t pay for anything or text your parents and you don’t own a watch so you can’t check the time. You’re limited to being exactly what and where you are right now and it blows to be left outside the mystical group with the rest shut inside.

Your best friend Ecstacy’s boyfriend Testosterone agrees to give you a lift to the cove so you can look for your phone. You bring a wire coat hanger, looking deranged in athleisure. T brings a hockey stick that you can already tell won’t !t down the crack.

You’re like junkies in activewear. You’re scratching up your knees and knuckles on the rocks, excavating.

You can see it right there, but it won’t come up.

The tide is coming in quick and each time a boat goes by it sends ripples of waves that submerge the phone completely underwater. You’re not even thinking of it as your phone anymore, it’s more like dust. A man comes over with his scru%y looking wet rat dog and just stands there with his hands on his hips. You notice a pair of girls in white string bikinis sitting nearby, vaping. They’re watching you in a bored way when they’re not looking at the eshays !shing o% the rocks.

And suddenly you remember its Invasion Day, hence the speedboats. T is bleeding somehow and you decide to call it. You’re secretly hoping he will get you an ice cream from the Mr Whippy van to make you feel better and he does, but it doesn’t really work. You ask T how Mr Whippy works, like do they all work for Mr Whippy or are they all Mr Whippy? He isn’t sure.

You’re hanging from the doorframe, lamenting the loss of your phone to your housemate, the toast enjoyer, who says it seemed to resist being saved. You drag your feet up the stairs to your room that smells like smoke. But Toast calls out, wait I just got a message, it says hi Toast, we found a phone with a missed call from you, do you know who it belongs to?

You dial your own number, and they pick up and you’re like how the heeeeeck did you get it out of that crack? And the voice on the other end just says, chopstick method. Something about her tone tells you it was one of the girls watching you in white bikinis. She sounds like she truly doesn’t care and would rather be doing anything else than talk to you. Your reluctant angel. She sends a photo of a Woolies bag stu%ed in a bush. You and Toast get the metro to the cove, and you feel much lighter already, like maybe you’re not cursed. You !nd your phone without a single scratch on it. In its case, there’s a perfectly intact four-leaf clover right where you left it, which seems so miraculous that you can’t help interpreting it as a sign that the curse is lifting. Perhaps this was the action needed to swing you back in the direction of the light. The truth is there’s only one kind of curse, it’s universal. Out of the trenches and into the meadow, and back again.

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