Star of the North / Autumn 2025 / Issue 71

SARK JERSEY 2025 to

Chris Cotillard Director E chris.cotillard@alexpicottrust.com

Dear Parishioners... Edition

It’s always satisfying heading into the delicious, cooler air of autumn when you’ve had a lovely, hot summer. And what a summer it’s been, with long sunny days to ensure lots of happy swimmers, pier jumpers and beach goers at Bonne Nuit, people enjoying the shade of the country lanes, and events galore. The good weather undoubtedly aided the success of the summer fete, Sark to Jersey rowing race and the Sea Sunday service, all of which are featured in the pages of this magazine.

It’s also helped the veggies and fruits grow (my own apple tree is laden!) keeping the honesty boxes replete around the parish, and the flowers bloom, including the gorgeous display at the parish hall and the beautiful wildflowers around the new playing field.

We have plenty to keep you entertained and informed in this issue, with updates from the school and youth club on their recent activities, sporting updates from the two parish football clubs and lots of info on how to go greener in your own home.

We meet the latest parish team – the Roads Inspectors - and we say farewell and thank you to one of our wonderful Centeniers on his retirement.

We also celebrate the colourful work of the Bonne Nuit Babes, who yarn-bombed our beautiful bay this summer in aid of a very worthy charity, Healing Waves.

To all those that take the time to contribute to this magazine, mèrcie bein des fais! Without you there would be no magazine, and your contributions are highly appreciated.

If you have a story to tell, new business to promote, or celebration to share, please do let me know, all contributions are welcome.

Happy reading.

Sarah Grigson Editor

you would like to contribute to future editions of Star of the North, please email Sarah Grigson at: editor@starofthenorth.org.je

EDITORIAL Sarah Grigson

T: 07797 956 551 E: editor@starofthenorth.org.je

ADVERTISING Martyn Farley T: 07797 743191

E: martyn@farley.je

ACCOUNTS Helen Carré

helen@mediamasters.je

Constable Words from the

It’s hard to believe that I am already writing for the autumn edition of the magazine; where has this year gone?

We have continued to be busy in the Parish, with two Assemblies held in July. Firstly, we held the Rates Assembly which can read about elsewhere in the magazine. My thanks to Sue Morin, our Parish Secretary and the Procureurs, Julian and Trevor for their hard work and assistance in ensuring we met all of our deadlines.

A second Assembly was held on the 25th of July as we elected a new Vingtenier and two new CO’s. We congratulate Robin on his “promotion” to Vingtenier and we offer a very warm welcome to both Marie and Peter who join us as Constables Officers.

It was good to see good attendances at both Assemblies, but we would always welcome more parishioners to these meetings. Assemblies are advertised in the normal way as well as on our social media pages. You can also sign up to receive updates by email on what’s happening in the Parish. This can be done on our website at www.stjohn.je

I was delighted that on our first Visite de Branchage this year we were finally able to walk the Chemin des Quartres Pied at Les Ruettes. This public footpath has been the subject of a lot of work over a good number of years, and I would like to thank Stephen Hewlitt for all his efforts and thanks also to Julian Guegan who “picked up the baton” to get the path reinstated and finally opened. We have taken the opportunity working with Trinity to refurbish the stile at the eastern end of the path. The path is passable and we are now looking at how we can make things safer at the western end.

The long-awaited repairs to the church roof have now started, please bear with us whilst these essential works take place.

To round up our Liberation 80 Celebrations we held a Vin D’honneur for those who had helped us. The hall

Parish Hall Coffee Mornings

FRIDAY 26TH SEPTEMBER

In Aid of MacMillan Jersey

SATURDAY 8TH NOVEMBER

Royal British Legion Poppy Appeal

was absolutely packed and as someone mentioned to me, it was so good to see a wide range of age groups represented. It was a genuine pleasure to be able to acknowledge everyone’s help and also to give special mention to the hard-working members of the Organising Committee.

Number 10 Bus Service

I am delighted that we finally have the Number 10 buses running across the island seven days a week. This was one of my stated aims when I was first elected. I hope that those who requested the service will use it. It’s a great way to get to and from the airport or the Enid Quenault Health Centre. Why not use it to visit a relative or a friend in a neighbouring parish? Hard copies of the timetable are available at the Parish Hall.

After a short summer break, my weekly “drop ins” are back up and running on Wednesday evenings between 5 and 7pm. If you would like to speak to me about something I can be contacted on 07797 758086 or by email at a.jehan@ gov.je If you would like to meet me outside these times that can be arranged either within or out of office hours.

If you can provide any raffle prizes for these events, please contact Sue Morin at the Parish Hall. There will also be a bottle stall at the Poppy Appeal Coffee Morning and any contributions for this will be greatly appreciated. This can be bottles, cans or similar and can be drinks, soft drinks, sweet jars, shampoo, bubble bath – anything that be displayed on a Tombola table.

Parish Rates

Assembly

The Parish Rates Assembly was held on the 9th of July and a rate of 1.23p per quarter was agreed. Around 38 parishioners attended the meeting to review the accounts for the 2024/2025 year and to approve the forecasts for the coming year.

The accounts had previously been examined by both the auditor and the committee elected to review the accounts who had given them their unanimous support.

The Assembly unanimously approved the accounts and supported the 3.3% increase to the rate, taking it to 1.23p per quarter to fund the forecasted expenditure.

Income in the 2024/2025 year exceeded the estimates by around 5.8% thanks to continued strong interest rates and increased hire of the Parish Hall.

Expenditure was closely monitored with the vast majority of expenditure being below the forecast. One exception was work conducted on the Parish Hall repairing a leak in the roof. This has now been repaired, and the walls have dried out ready for redecoration for which quotes are being sought.

The Roads Committee and Roads Inspectors continue to work hard to ensure roads are kept in as good a condition as possible. Drainage continues to be a challenge, as evidenced by the large flood in October last year, and whilst additional works were completed during the year, further work is needed in the coming months.

The Parish has entered a twelve-month extension to the current contract for refuse collection and will be going out to tender in the Autumn for the year to come. Due to increased RPI and additional dwellings in the Parish, the costs are set to increase by 5.4% in the coming year.

Last year the Rates Assembly voted a sum of £10,000 towards the Liberation 80 celebrations which were complemented by sponsorship, a grant, and sale of merchandise and tickets ensuring a series of high quality events which were a terrific success with some 3,369 visitors to the Exhibition, 138 people sitting down to dinner at the VIP Supper and 750 people attending the Family Fun Day.

Constable Andy Jehan said, “There was excellent cooperation between the school, church and parish which ensured there were young and old involved in our Liberation 80 celebrations. In addition to the income, we also received generous support from individuals and local businesses who provided their services at cost or free of charge. None of the events would have been possible without so many people giving up their

time to assist us in so many ways. We are grateful to everyone involved.”

Work continues on the Memorial Gardens and during the year the Parish sought Pre Planning advice which resulted in needing revisions to the traffic management plans, waste management, detailed landscape architect proposals and heritage and landscape assessment. The Parish now has plans ready to submit but which are too costly to proceed with, with current estimates of £760k. A phased approach is being considered.

In closing the meeting, the Constable paid tribute to all those who contribute to the Parish including the members of the municipality who help with policing, rates, roads and our administration, and all the volunteers who help the Parish in so many ways.

Your Rates Demand (Invoices) due for payment on or before Friday 17th October, have been sent or emailed and can be paid online. The Parish Hall is open through the lunch hour, as well as on Thursday mornings and until 7pm on Wednesdays. Why not ask the team about our monthly payment option for future payments?

Link to the accounts: www.stjohn.je/parish

School St John’s

Key Stage 2 Dazzles with a Fiery Performance of Dragon Days

The school hall was transformed into the mountainous village of Stumbledorf this term, as our talented Key Stage 2 pupils took to the stage in a spectacular performance of Dragon Days. This year’s summer production was a roaring success—complete with an ancient prophecy, eccentric villagers, a not-so-fearsome dragon, and a hearty dose of humour and heart.

Set in the sleepy mountain village of Stumbledorf, the play follows the frantic preparations of its quirky residents as they await a brave hero to rescue them from the fearsome dragon that lurks nearby. The villagers, each more colourful than the last, navigate ancient legends and comic confusion with help from three hilarious crones and a few unexpected twists along the way.

From the moment the curtain rose, the audience was captivated by the pupils’ energy and enthusiasm. The children threw themselves into their roles with impressive confidence, delivering their lines with clarity and comic timing that had parents and teachers in fits of laughter. The musical numbers were a particular highlight, with toe-tapping tunes and spirited choreography that filled the room with joy. The addition of the live band this year was a stunning success.

The set, lovingly crafted by Mrs Day (and her family members), brought Stumbledorf to life—from rustic mountain cottages to the looming shadow of the dragon’s lair. Costumes were equally imaginative, from lederhosen to a smoke-breathing dragon onesie!

Of course, none of it would have been possible without the dedication of the teaching staff - namely Mrs Day - who directed, choreographed, and encouraged every step of the way. Special thanks go to everyone who helped behind the scenes with props, lighting, and costumes. It truly was a team effort.

Dragon Days not only gave our pupils the chance to shine on stage but also brought the whole school community together. The laughter, the applause, and the proud faces in the audience were a testament to the joy and talent that this production brought to life.

Bravo to our brilliant KS2 performers—you certainly tamed the dragon and won our hearts!

Year 5 dance

FROM YOUR DEPUTIES

Women’s Health

Deputy Andy Howell

Dear Parishioners,

Ihope you are well and that you have had a wonderful summer. It is hard to believe that autumn is arriving, with the leaves changing to the most beautiful hues of red, orange and brown.

On the health front I thought you might like an update.

Delicate and confidential negotiations are taking place, with the hope that the announcement of the delivery partner for the new acute hospital will be made by the end of the year, so that work can commence.

Work is underway to improve digital connectivity, so that all islanders will be able to view their health details and share these with health providers on a digital platform called, 'Patient Knows Best,' by the time that the new hospital is open (and hopefully, well before that date). In the meantime, we have been working with the Patients' Panel and the hospital management team to make sure that the hospital telephones and emails are answered promptly, and that appointment times and dates are known well in advance.

In the area of women's health:

Rayner Ward, a dedicated ward area for women, will be operational at the beginning of November 2025, following an extensive upgrade.

The new 'Opt Out' Breast Screening Unit for routine screening is up and running at the Enid Quenault Centre and proving popular. We are combatting loneliness through schemes such as ‘Connect Me’ and raising the profile of health conditions specifically relating to women including the menopause, so that they are no longer taboo subjects.

Currently, women can be referred to a gynaecological clinic by their GP to receive further advice and treatment, including pain relief. Clinicians have now set up a dedicated Endometriosis Clinic in Jersey, offering a multi-disciplinary approach to help women and girls most severely affected by endometriosis. This clinic will be linked to a Specialist Endometriosis Centre in the UK, and we aim for women and girls to finally get the support that they deserve. This is part of our action plan to improve access to gynaecological services for women, coupled with education and knowledge about gynaecological conditions and where and how to seek help.

I am passionate about doing all I can to make improvements to women's health whilst I have responsibility in this area. There is always more to do, but we are listening. We don’t want anyone to suffer in silence.

I continue to be very much available for all parishioners if I can help in any way with any issues you may have. I believe everyone matters. Please don’t hesitate to get in touch.

Every good wish to you all,

Andy / 01534 861227 / 07797 888806

A chance to question your Deputies

Your Parish Deputies Andy, Elaine, Hilary, and Kirsten would like to welcome you to their public surgeries to discuss any parish or islandwide issues you are concerned about. You are welcome at any of the Parish surgeries. The next surgeries are as follows:

Thursday 2nd October 6pm – 7.30pm

Trinity Parish Hall Hilary & Elaine

Wednesday 12th November 6pm – 7.15pm

St John Parish Hall Andy & Elaine

Wednesday 10th December 6pm – 7.30pm

St Lawrence Parish Hall Hilary & Kirsten

Andy Howell a.howell@gov.je 07797 888806

Hilary Jeune h.jeune@gov.je 07700 700995

Elaine Millar e.millar2@gov.je 07700 788988

Kirsten Morel k.morel2@gov.je 07797 753101

Celebrating William the Conqueror’s Legacy European Year of the Normans

Deputy Kirsten Morel

In celebration of the millennium that has passed since William the Conqueror’s birth, Jersey is set to play its part in 2027’s European Year of the Normans.

This cultural initiative created by Hervé Morin, President of the Region of Normandy, will put our island alongside Normandy, France, Ireland, the UK, Denmark, Norway, Italy and of course, our fellow Channel Islands as we join in a yearlong programme of events that will bring us closer together with our European neighbours to learn about and communicate our communities’ own experiences of our shared Norman heritage.

Jersey and the Channel Islands are in the unique position of enjoying a monarch who remains to us, the Duke of Normandy.

The year gives us the opportunity to showcase the many aspects of island life that are still directly derived from or influenced by our relationship to Normandy. After all, the reason King Charles is our monarch today is because of William the Conqueror’s successful invasion of England.

Much of Jersey’s unique identity comes from our strong relationship with Normandy. Our customary laws, our local language Jèrriais, our parish system and much more are elements of Norman society that may seem historic to other nations but are living parts of our island cultures.

European Year of the Normans gives us the opportunity to share these aspects of our heritage with other Norman nations, it should help us encourage tourism and gives islanders an opportunity to be part of international artistic or cultural projects, such as the creation of a “Norman Route” across Europe, Southern England and the Channel Islands.

My own ignorance of the extent of Norman society is proven by my surprise at learning just how far it spread around Europe - from Scandinavia all the way to the Mediterranean. So, 2027 gives us a fantastic opportunity to learn more about all that we have in common with countries like Norway, Ireland and Italy.

Our aim is to host and contribute to a range of events aligned with the core themes of the 2027 programme, which include:

• Heritage exhibitions and public history projects

• Artistic commissions and residencies

• Educational and youth-focused initiatives

• Cross-island collaborations with mainland Normandy

• Cultural exchanges and community engagement

All events will explore both the historic significance and contemporary relevance of the Norman world, encouraging us to reflect on identity, migration, cultural fusion, and innovation over the past millennium.

There is funding available for events, both from Jersey and the Normandy Region, so if you or a group you are a part of, are interested in learning more about how you could get involved, just type “European year of the Normans” into the search bar on gov.je

This is a great opportunity for us to learn more about ourselves and other countries that share our common Norman history.

Francois Le Luyer Farewell to

Francois Le Luyer is a well-known figure in the parish having spent the last six years as a Centenier.

He joined the service as a Constable’s Officer eight years ago and was dropped in at the deep end less than eighteen months later. An opening came up for a Centenier and the then Constable, Chris Taylor, approached Francois to see if he would be interested in the position.

“I told Chris that I had not long been in the role as CO, and I was still feeling my way around and that I had to think about it.”

But if you don’t have the full complement of Centeniers, the parish is liable for a fine, so Francois was approached a second time.

“I got persuaded! I was sworn in and I was in at the deep end pretty quick. It did worry me a bit and I had a few sleepless nights because there’s a lot more responsibility. If you’re CO you do a lot, but all the paperwork and court stuff goes down to the Centenier. But I had a tremendous amount of help from Jonathan Plunkett, the Chef de Police, and the other Centeniers at the time – they were all brilliant giving me a lot of encouragement which was really good.”

So, what was the best bit about being in the Honorary Police?

“I liked all of it. A lot of it is to do with helping your parish – it’s not all police nitty gritty and people committing offences, it’s about everyone coming together and helping. Everybody is really proud of their parish and wants to help.”

But there was a bit of police nitty gritty in there, mostly being called out of bed to charge drink drivers in the middle of the night.

“You do get used to it. You also get sudden deaths and the Centeniers have to give permission to move the body. Also, I was threatened with a knife once, although he was a juvenile and I think he was more scared than I was!”

That may have been the most hair-raising moment of life as a Centenier but going to court for the first time was also a nailbiting moment for Francois.

“The first time I went to court I think I was more nerve-wracked than the accused because I had to present the case! I stuttered a bit, but I had Jonathan with me to advise and guide me and I was very thankful for that.”

It can be a steep learning curve, but Francois loved every moment.

“I honestly wish I had joined the Honorary Police 20 years earlier and I would recommend it to anyone. It’s a good way to give something back to your community and your parish.”

So, what’s next for Francois? He has more time to indulge in his hobbies of beekeeping, sheep-rearing, shooting and, as a member of the militia re-enactment group, firing canons at the King’s birthday among other events. But he’s also not fully done with the parish. He’s agreed to be the first ever Community Support Officer, to continue to aid the Honorary force, with a particular angle on animal welfare, being adept at the challenges of being in a rural parish with escaping farm animals!

His last thoughts on his role as Centenier sum up his love for the service: “It’s a wonderful organisation with a great bunch of people and it’s very rewarding. I miss it already.”

We thank Francois for his service to the Parish and wish him well for the future.

Francois in his other uniform as a member of

Meet your new bank, out west

Elevate your everyday

HSBC Premier gives you more than banking, unlock a world of benefits, from expert support to global perks, alongside a branch that matches your status. Benefit from a dedicated Premier space for your personalised financial discussions with our team.

“Our team are looking forward to seeing some new faces, and welcoming back our longstanding customers soon. We’re here to help support your financial goals, offering wealth advisory [1] alongside your everyday banking. Premier banking [2] gives you more, so stop by and see us to find out how you could benefit.” Alistair Philp, Head of Retail Distribution in the Channel Islands.

Designed with you in mind

Located in the same convenient spot, the updated branch has been thoughtfully designed to offer an improved experience for all. Visitors will notice a spacious interior paired with a fresh and inviting design. Counter services have been refreshed for seamless everyday transactions, while advanced technology ensures efficiency and convenience. Fancy a chat with an advisor? We've got plenty of comfy spots where you can discuss your financial needs with our team.

Banking for everyone

Inclusivity has been prioritised in the redesign. Spacious and accessible facilities aim to better accommodate individuals who may require additional assistance with in-branch banking services.

“We are delighted to see HSBC investing in serving the St Brelade community in this way and considering the needs of those with limited mobility. Improved access makes vital banking services available to all, including people with disabilities and older customers who may need more support.” Ben Shenton, Chairman, Age Concern.

Ready to welcome you soon

"Our St Brelade’s branch is coming back to better serve our island community. We’ve invested in a more seamless customer experience, with a spacious and accessible branch kitted out with the latest tech. From an entire floor dedicated to Premier banking, to comfortable spots to chat with an advisor, and improved accessibility, we're confident that everyone will enjoy the refreshed experience."

Alvaro Teixeira, Head of Wealth and Premier Banking in the Channel Islands.

We look forward to re-opening our doors in the west of the island, stop by and see us at your new and improved St Brelade’s branch soon.

Yarn-bombing the bay

The Bonne Nuit Babes have been at it again! If you head down to Bonne Nuit this summer, the blues, greens and sandy colours of the beach and the red fishermen’s huts are beautifully offset by some very vibrant colours adorning the railings and around the café.

The collective noun for a group of octopuses is a ‘tangle’ which aptly describes the cute, quirky little creatures topping many of the railing posts.

At the café, a colourful surfboard adds a splash of vibrancy to the outdoor area, along with sea creatures, a welcome sign and a large tub with a variety of characters. Even the broom handle hasn’t escaped a woolly treatment!

The artwork has been made by parishioners Jayne Luce and Debby Picot through crochet and knitting, to raise money and awareness of local charity Healing Waves.

Healing Waves harnesses the ocean’s transformative powers to deliver free of charge, life-changing ocean therapy to individuals living with disabilities, conditions and mental health struggles.

They use adapted surfboards and paddle boards, along with a flowrider, to help empower individuals and give them a sense of pride and accomplishment through the experience of surfing and other water sports.

Healing Waves explain their ethos: ‘We work to challenge the preconceived notions of capability, enabling all to engage in activities that affirm, quite simply, that every person can achieve. Parents and guardians are frequently told what their loved ones can’t

do. Here at Healing Waves it’s all about celebrating what they CAN.

‘We acknowledge that it feels good to be in, on, under or simply around the water. Not only can it reduce our anxieties and stress, helping us to find some perspective on life, but it is continually being proven to ease symptoms and pain for some of our most vulnerable. The ocean can boost creativity, settle us and help us to reconnect with Mother Nature and those we share it with.’

Healing Waves does not receive financial support from the government so can only offer the valuable services it provides through support from the public. For this reason, the Bonne Nuit Babes wanted to do their bit to help, and we all get to benefit from their colourful, delightful work.

There is a collection box at Bonne Nuit Café for Healing Waves and if you admire the beautiful knitted and crocheted adornments, please do pop something in the tin. Alternatively, you can use the QR code to make an online donation to this worthy cause.

And the Bonne Nuit Babes certainly understand the power of being in the water, as they can be spotted most days enjoying the cool, blue waters of Bonne Nuit!

Debby Picot (right) and Jayne Luce with some of their creations

Keeping Honest

Honesty Boxes are a treasured tradition in Jersey and you can’t buy more local than from one of the many honesty boxes around St John.

We have a plethora of stalls selling fresh, seasonal fruit, vegetables, eggs, flowers and plants, without plastic wrapping and without any travel miles.

We’ve found ten boxes in the parish boundaries, selling a wide range of products, both edible and decorative, so why not support your smallholding neighbours and get yourself some fresh hedge veg!

La Rue de Sorel kindling

La Rue des Landes vegetables, fruit, Jersey Royals, eggs

La Rue de Fremont Jersey Royals, flowers

Mont Mado vegetables

Les Chenolles vegetables, flowers, plants, Jersey Royals

La Route de St Jean plants

Le Hucquet honey

High Cross Farm, La Grande Route de St Jean Jersey Royals, honey

La Chasse, La Grande Route de St Jean vegetables, fruit, eggs, flowers

I used to have hedgehogs in the garden, but not now.

On the UK mainland hedgehog numbers have declined by 30% in urban areas and 50% in rural areas. They are listed as “vulnerable” on the red list of mammals in danger of extinction.

The Jersey Hedgehog Preservation Group has seen the decline mirrored here, through the reduction in admissions to the Group.

Our mission is to rescue, treat and rehabilitate sick and injured hedgehogs before releasing them back into the wild.

Hedgehogs are nocturnal, so their eyesight is poor and they rely on their heightened sense of smell and hearing to find prey. Leading up to the branchage in July and September, we receive hogs with severe strimmer injuries. Very few can be saved.

The summer months are birthing time. If a nest is disturbed by over exuberant gardeners, or mum is injured, abandoned or orphaned hoglets are unlikely to survive unless they are rescued and brought into care.

Long grass, undergrowth under hedges, leaf piles and compost heaps all make cosy nesting sites, as well as providing ideal conditions for the caterpillars, beetles, grubs and other insects that hedgehogs like to eat. In warm weather hedgehogs will just lie up in long grass and not use a nest.

It takes just a minute so please do Check Before You Chop!

The erosion of habitat, use of pesticides, and global warming are all playing a part in the decline.

Increased human population means more houses encroaching on rural land. They often have enclosed low maintenance gardens, with few places to nest.

Fewer wild areas, and fewer invertebrates means less food for hedgehogs.

Pesticides and rat poison leave poisoned carrion, which hedgehogs may eat, and it will kill them.

Our admissions have included hogs wrapped in netting, dog bites, one rescued from a cesspit, one shut in a garage, another trapped in an uncovered drainhole and one with a six-pack plastic ring around its middle.

HOW CAN YOU HELP?

• Shallow dishes of clean water topped up daily all year round. This is a life-saver particularly in hot dry spells when the ground is too hard for them to dig for natural food.

• Ensure ponds or swimming pools have escape routes, such as bricks or rigid mesh over the side.

• Garden access can be created with a 13cm hole in fences, gates or walls. Hogs must be able to roam.

• Supplement their natural diet, particularly in dry weather and through winter with cat or small size dog kibble. In mild winters Jersey hedgehogs only hibernate for short periods if at all.

• Never give mealworms, sunflower seeds, peanuts, and definitely no milk and bread.

Feeding boxes are available from Jersey Hedgehog Preservation Group for a donation.

If you find a sick or injured hedgehog out in daylight, please telephone 01534 734340

St Brelade appears to be the hedgehog capital of Jersey, where we know a lot of residents regularly feed their hedgehogs. Sadly, it is also a hot spot for road deaths, particularly near the Rugby Club, the Airport Road opposite the entrance to Lakeside, and Red Houses. It featured the highest number of recorded sightings in the survey.

St Mary which is less lit up and has more wild areas for hogs to roam after dark had the least sightings in the survey (130 in St Brelade, only 10 in St Mary).

St Saviour, St Helier and St Peter recorded the next highest numbers of sightings (in that order).

Sark Jersey 2025 to

This year’s Sark to Jersey rowing race, held on Saturday 12th July, was very much a St John event after the new organising team took it back to its roots. After the 31 crews crossed the finish line and came ashore, the prizegiving, food and celebrations took place on the pier.

The medals were presented by guests of honour Conseiller John Guille and Conseiller Natalie Tighe from Sark, where the local Rowing Club has been revived and is hoping to enter crews next year.

Jersey crews won six of the eight racing classes - but the first boat across the line was Guernsey men’s quad TPA.

Last year’s winners, they retained the title in a time of 1 hour 58 mins, which is about 11mins off the record, but conditions were not ideal. Although the sun shone, it was a little too hot for strenuous exercise, and there was enough of a north-east wind to create tough choppy waters in the run-up to the Paternosters and along Jersey’s north coast.

Nevertheless, a fleet of 31 boats completed the iconic race, which was sponsored by Ports of Jersey this year.

Jersey Water also provided support. Domingos food truck and Bonne Nuit Cafe helped with the catering and atmosphere and, of course, the Honorary Police team, led by Chris Rudd on the day, were vital.

The first Jersey crew home was men’s double Adam Le Lere and Gary Briggs. The winning women’s quad was Jersey crew Oardacious.

Jersey were strong in the singles class. Steve Read put in a powerful performance, rowing the S2J solo for the first time and winning comfortably. Transatlantic rowers Rosemary Satchwell and John Searson also tackled the 27km course in their singles.

The Merit Trophy was awarded to solo rower Anne Thompson who was taking part for cancer charity Macmillan and raised the loudest cheer of the day when she reached Bonne Nuit. Another standout crossing in this class was by visiting Dutch rower Martin Rom Cotthoff who at 74 was the oldest competitor.

Guernsey’s 2G pair won the women’s doubles and mixed doubles was won by two of Jersey’s most experienced rowers, mother and son Frankie and Will Le Quelenec.

Another mother and son, Rachel and George Amos, raced in a mixed quad and at 17 he was the youngest rower of the day. Guernsey veteran Dave Perrio celebrated his 40th Sark to Jersey in the same class and competed alongside his son Richard with their cox and her niece in the same boat.

Rowing boats were transported to Sark then back to St Helier after the race by the Normandy Trader landing craft for the first time, which was invaluable.

Organiser Laima Pacekajute said: ‘Ports of Jersey sponsorship was vital in keeping this race going, and it provided us with the opportunity to experiment with the format and logistics of the race. It was great to see people come together to embrace the changes and enjoy the race and evening in beautiful Bonne Nuit Bay.’

Boats were transported by the Normandy Trader

Cover photo: Paul Lakeman

Winning Ladies quad team Oardacious

Dutch rower Martin Rom Cotthoff was the oldest competitor at 74

ST JOHN YOUTH PROJECT

At the end of the summer term we welcomed our new Year 5’s to the Youth Project. It was great to meet our new members and we are looking forward to them starting in September!

What has been happening at the project?

In June the Youth Project held a Community Open Day to celebrate their 10 Year Anniversary in the youth wing. It was a lovely day with lots of activities going on: there were skate sessions run by Skateboard Jersey, zorbs, basketball and much more. We would like to thank the businesses and members of the community who supported our event and helped make it a great success.

Our Inters group took part in a joint residential at Crabbe with St Mary’s Youth Project. The group enjoyed a tech free weekend and they all embraced their time in nature and took part in lots of activities. It involved pizza making, campfires, smores, a night walk down to Greve de Lecq, a trip to St Brelade’s skate park, a much-needed water fight in the 30-degree heat and lots more.

Our new inters spent one of their last sessions of the year at Crabbe where we built a campfire and enjoyed hot dogs and smores; they made the most of the site and played a game around it.

The Youth Club sessions have been spent making the most of the warmer, lighter evenings, involving lots of games of rounders, parachute, skate park sessions and football games. There has also been lots of cooking and baking going on over the last few weeks with the young people making a caeser salad, yoghurt muffins, cookies, crispy bakes and brownies.

Plans for the next term

In September all age groups will have the opportunity to plan what they would like to do in their club sessions for the next term.

Our Seniors are currently planning their upcoming residential at Crabbe which will be taking place in September - letters for this will be handed out in the sessions.

80 Years of Youth Work in Jersey

This year the Jersey Youth Service are celebrating 80 years of Youth Work in Jersey. We would love to hear from you if you have stories, photos or videos of your time with the youth service from the past 80 years. Please email them to 80years@jys.je

Becoming a Young Helper

Are you in Year 8 or above and would like to volunteer at your local youth club? It’s a great opportunity to learn new skills and experience to put on your CV, there is initial training provided and the opportunity to progress further to become a Young Worker. If you would like to find out more, please get in touch with Georgia.

Volunteering at the project

We are currently looking for new volunteers to help support our sessions. Youthwork offers a variety of experiences supporting young people and providing them with activities such as sports, arts and crafts, cooking and much more. If you have some time that you would like to donate to the project, please get in touch with Georgia.

Joining our Committee

St John Youth Project are looking for committee members, a secretary and a new chair for their charity’s committee. The committee meets for 90 minutes on a termly basis; if you would like to promote the work of the youth club and share your knowledge and skills please get in touch with Georgia or Wayne on waynelebrocq@me.com to find out more information.

NEW Weekly Sessions

Tuesday Juniors (Yrs 5&6) 6:30pm - 8:30pm

Wednesday Seniors (Yr 9+) 6:30pm - 9:00pm

Friday Inters (Yrs 7&8) 7:00pm - 9:00pm

Georgia Le Brocq Lead Youth Worker georgialebrocq@jys.je // 07797795890

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What Was and

THERE have been many histories written about the German occupation of the Channel Islands. The islands were the only British soil to be occupied by the Germans thus giving much to write about. This series of articles is not intended to be just another history of that time but an example of “What if…?”.

On 1 July 1940, German forces invade the Channel Islands. But what if, as prime minister Winston Churchill (we will recall that he was formerly First Lord of the Admiralty) had actually suggested several days earlier, possibly goaded by an equally belligerent Jerseyman in the House of Lords, Lord Portsea, that the Royal Navy should be charged with the task of resisting any German invasion of the islands?

Let’s imagine the scene. “The Channel Islands will not be taken!” A blast of cigar smoke. “The Navy will see to it!” And the First Sea Lord, Admiral Sir Dudley Pound, always in awe of his former First Lord, will seek to comply.

The taking of the Channel Islands – Unternehmung Grüne Pfeile (Operation Green Arrows) - was planned by Admiral Karlgeorg Schuster and his Flag Officer Vizeadmiral Eugen Lindau. Schuster relies on the Luftwaffe to prevent any intervention from the Royal Navy. Although the German Navy possesses modern and sophisticated warships it does not, in 1940, possess enough of them to threaten Britain’s dominance of the seas.

Despite the Kriegsmarine’s interest, surrender demands have been received on both Islands from the area’s Luftwaffe commander, Generaloberst von Richthofen, and

It is understood that Admiral Friedrich Hüffmeier, commander-in-chief of the German forces in the Channel Islands, in April 1945 and despite Germany’s defeat being inevitable, stated to Jersey’s Bailiff Alexander Coutanche that ‘you and I will be eating grass before I surrender’. Even if that’s a myth, it makes a good title for a compendium of myths, mysteries and minutiae of the only German Occupation of British Soil, compiled by Jersey author and historian Peter Tabb.

Let’s start right at the beginning with the first possible “What if…”.

communicated to London. The local authorities are advised not to respond for, during the 24 hours’ grace given by the Germans, units of the Royal Navy, including two County-class heavy cruisers (HMS Norfolk and HMS Suffolk are temporarily but conveniently positioned at Portsmouth) with escorting destroyers will be despatched to provide both resistance to any invading naval forces and anti-aircraft cover against any incursions by the Luftwaffe. The cruisers both carry companies of Royal Marines who will be landed on Guernsey and Jersey to bolster the local defences.

The Island authorities wait in nervous anticipation (the German air attack of 28 June had come without warning and killed more than 30 islanders). Although those attackers flew from an airfield near Paris, Heinkel bombers are now based at Querqueville near Cherbourg and Pleurtuit near Dinard, just ten minutes’ flight from the Islands).

Norfolk and Suffolk sail from Portsmouth. The fast Countyclass cruisers, with their distinctive high freeboard and three funnels, bear a passing resemblance to ocean liners and although heavily armed with eight 8-inch guns, they are lightly armoured and possess little specific anti-aircraft armament.

The appearance of Norfolk and Suffolk and their attendant destroyers off the Islands is reported by German aerial reconnaissance. Schuster has no forces capable of dealing

The Little Russell today, still the main sea way to St Peter Port

HMS Norfolk, County Class 8-inch gun cruiser

and What If…

with 8-inch gun cruisers and confers with von Richthofen. The invasion must be postponed, he reasons. Von Richthofen is scornful. His attitude towards the Kriegsmarine is one of cordial loathing.

Von Richthofen is one of Hitler’s favourites and, in February 1943, he will be appointed Germany’s youngest ever Generalfeldmarschall. He insists that if the Channel Islands authorities fail to respond to his demands, they, and their supposed protectors of the Royal Navy, should be attacked without mercy. He proposes supplementing his force of Heinkel He-111 medium bombers with Junkers Ju-87B Stukas, the screaming gull-winged dive-bombers that created terror during the Blitzkrieg across Europe.

With 12 hours before the ultimatum to the Islanders expires, von Richthofen assembles his air fleet; three squadrons of He-111 bombers and two squadrons of Stukas flown from Paris. Schuster and Lindau are nervous. The fighting spirit of the Royal Navy is well known. But von Richthofen ignores their objections and his air forces take off into the setting sun.

HMS Norfolk and HMS Suffolk are ten miles south of Alderney approaching at 25 knots the Little Russel on Guernsey’s east coast. The cruisers, more used to patrolling the world’s oceans, are line astern, their commanders wary of the unfamiliar waters with their swirling tides and barely concealed reefs.

The Stukas swoop out of the dusk. The warships are slow to react, despite being at Action Stations. The Stuka pilots are well practised at their craft, plummeting vertically like screeching gannets towards their prey. A deadly hail of 500-kilogram bombs hurtles towards the cruisers; the bombs have whistles fitted to their fins to ensure that the intended recipients know just what to expect. Norfolk is the first to be hit, the Stukas seemingly immune to the barrage of anti-aircraft fire directed towards them from the destroyers. The 10,000 ton cruiser shudders under the impact and slows, gravely wounded. Suffolk, so far unscathed, swerves to avoid her injured consort.

The Royal Navy’s big guns are useless against concerted air attacks (in 1941 the Japanese Air Force will sink the battleship Prince of Wales and battle cruiser Repulse) and the attackers are too fleet to be deterred.

Despite the lively barrage put up by the escorting destroyers the cruisers are now both hit and on fire. Norfolk is almost stopped in the water and is down by the head. Suffolk is now circling her, barely under control, her bridge has suffered a direct hit, killing her captain and navigating officer. On after control and with little room to manoeuvre, Suffolk, which draws more than 20 feet, runs aground on the Platte Fougere reef and comes to a shuddering stop, immediately heeling over. The destroyers close to assist but come under further bombardment from more Stukas and He-111s.

With a similar mix of high explosives and incendiaries, other bombers devastate St Peter Port and St Sampson.

With Norfolk and Suffolk reduced to sinking, smoking hulks, the remaining Royal Navy vessels hurry off into the last remnants of a fiery sunset.

The Royal Navy’s attempt to prevent the invasion of Jersey and Guernsey causes the loss two heavy cruisers and a destroyer, severely damaged in the Stuka assaults, sunk by its own consorts. Altogether more than a hundred RN officers and men die in the futile defence of the Islands.

German casualties are light: three Stukas shot down into the sea and a He-111 damaged by anti-aircraft fire crash-lands into Guernsey’s power station on the Northside at St Sampson’s. In London, no-one dares tell the prime minister ‘I told you so’.

The foregoing, of course, didn’t happen, but even if it had, the Occupation would have evolved much as it did.

How the Occupation forces visualised they would enjoy the Channel Islands

The Junkers Ju-87, the fearsome dive bombers that created a whole new style of airborne warfare

Meet the Team The Roads Inspectors

The Department for Infrastructure looks after the main roads in the island, but every parish is responsible for the maintenance of its own smaller by-roads, of which we have many.

To ensure the roads are kept in good repair and clear of obstruction, two voluntary Roads Inspectors are elected in each Vingtaine to ensure their upkeep (David Gallichan and Kevin Gray in Nord, Ralph Morin and Alan Baudin in Douet, Colin Queree and Eddie Le Cornu in Hérupe). The Roads Inspectors are elected for three-year terms at the Parish Assembly and are sworn in at the Royal Court. They work closely with the Roads Committee to advise what needs repair in the by-roads and what work should be carried out.

In this latest article in our Meet the Team series, we speak to some of the team members about their roles.

Eddie Le Cornu Vingtaine de Hérupe

In 2012 I had a call from the then Constable Phil Rondel asking if I was interested in becoming a Roads Inspector and I thought it was something to which I could contribute, having lived in Hérupe, St John, all my life. Knowing the parish roads well, it suited my more practical capabilities. I was a Roads Inspector for nine years, moved to the Roads Committee for three years and then back to Roads Inspector, which suits me better as I’m out of the island a lot.

Roads Inspectors, we have a vast amount of knowledge to deal with these matters, along with parking, road signs, road names and yellow lines that need painting, and in more recent years, flooding issues.

During my 12 years, St John’s has had two Visites Royale, which deal with any major issues. Once I was randomly asked questions by the Bailiff which, although took me by surprise, I felt confident to answer.

The honorary system is so important. It’s a tradition that’s lasted hundreds of years and, after all, who knows the roads better than the people that live in the parish. I hope it continues for many years to come.

Kevin Gray Vingtaine du Nord

This is my first three-year term as a Roads Inspector for St John, and I am enjoying it very much. I retired from Ronez at 62 years old after 36 years’ work, firstly as an engineer and then as Maintenance Manager. The Roads Inspector role has given me the opportunity to put back some time into our parish.

There are a variety of issues to deal with, including the biannual branchage in early July and September, to check hedges and trees. St John’s parishioners are very good at complying with this, with little to report that hasn’t been done. Between all the

Getting sworn in at the Royal Court was enjoyable as the Bailiff explained how important it is that we have people willing to serve the island and how unique it is. In my first year I have joined Kevin, Nick and Alan on a few Roads Committee outings and also took part in the Visite Du Branchage which I found interesting as I discovered a few walkways and paths I did not know existed! I am very lucky to live in our beautiful parish of St John and I’m looking forward to the next two years working with our team on the roads. Thank you, Connétable Andy, for getting me involved!

Alan Baudin Vingtaine du Douet

I’m a semi-retired plumber and I’ve lived in the parish for 95% of my life, having gone to St John’s School, got married at St John’s Church, played for St John’s FC and helped out with the youth club and Cub Scouts for the parish youngsters.

The St John’s parish system and the people themselves have always been so kind to me and my family and after a conversation with our Constable Andy, I was delighted to be asked to become part of the team of Road Inspectors. It was something I could give back to my parish as my father had done some time ago.

Colin Queree Vingtaine de Hérupe

I have been a Roads Inspector for seven years. I wanted to do something for St John’s Parish as I have lived here man and boy. A vacancy came up in Hérupe, which was the Vingtaine my late father looked after. The busy times are during branchage when Roads Inspectors review their Vingtaine for overgrown hedges, low hanging trees etc. Road Inspectors also review the state of the roads with regard to potholes and submit findings to the Roads Committee. In the winter we are often called upon to unblock drains causing flooding.

I was sworn in at the Royal Court in December 2024 which was an experience in itself and our first Roads Inspectors meeting was at the parish hall in January. After meeting most of the team, I realised how lucky I was to have this opportunity. Being introduced to my partner and mentor, the experienced and very capable Ralph Morin, it was time to jump in the van and ask Ralph to show me the ropes. I thought I’d been everywhere in the parish as a young lad but some of the small lanes and paths shown to me, which I had previously thought private, are actually the parish’s responsibility to keep an eye on. With some 40 road surfaces, road drainage grids, overhanging trees and hedges in our Vingtaine – it was a lot to take in, but Ralph assured me, ‘all in good time Alan’.

We have such a great parish – the people make it and as small as my part is, I hope that in time when called upon, the job will become second nature. Lastly, what a lovely day we had at the first branchage – another day at school learning the ropes and going down places I never knew existed. Thank you to the Constable and the team at the parish hall for believing in me and giving me this opportunity to give something back to our wonderful parish.

In general, the residents of St John maintain hedges in good order but there are always a few who “overlook” their responsibilities as landowners. In the winter, storm damage, blocked drains and flooding keeps us busy. You learn a lot about your parish doing this job. For instance, it wasn’t until I became a Roads Inspector that I discovered that there is a Petticoat Lane in St John!

David Gallichan Vingtaine du Nord

I have lived in St John for more than fifty years, since I was 15 years old, although I was born in the neighbouring parish of Trinity. I did Tug of War for many years for St John and more recently I got involved in bowling.

I have been a Roads Inspector for four years now, looking after the Vingtaine du Nord. The Connétable, Andy, asked me to join the Roads Inspectors and I enjoy going around looking for issues on my bike and checking everything is ok. It’s nice that there is always something to do in the parish.

Eco-building and sustainable homes

St John’s resident Andrew Frigot takes a look at ways homeowners can improve the sustainability of the buildings they live in. Andrew is the owner of Coastal.je, a solar panel installer and eco-build consultancy, he is currently developing a historical farmstead called La Porte into nine family homes that is being billed as ‘Jersey’s first eco-community’. All nine homes will benefit from free heating for life through a district heating system that is entirely powered by on-site generated renewable electricity from solar panels and a wind turbine.

I’m always surprised when driving past a modern housing estate of social, affordable, first-time buyer or sheltered houses and not seeing a single solar panel on the roof. Solar panels are the easiest and least expensive way to make a home more sustainable.

On a standard new build house, the cost of installing a meaningful amount of solar panels on the roof (when you already have the scaffold up and roofers and electricians on site) is less than 1% of the total build cost. At current JEC prices this would pay for itself in less than four years in saved electricity.

by Andrew Frigot

Retrofitted to an existing house this increases to around nine years but still represents a great investment, protecting the homeowner from ever increasing energy costs.

The cost of electricity has been going up at around 5% per year on average over the last 20 years and it’s highly likely this will continue happening. Our dependency on electricity has also increased exponentially and using fossil fuels is fast becoming unpractical, unfashionable and clearly bad for the environment.

There are several ways in which using renewable electricity technology can make our homes more sustainable. The obvious one is fitting solar panels and wind turbines to generate carbonneutral, free electricity which you can use to power your existing energy needs including home appliances, heating, vehicles etc. These can be linked to batteries to continue providing power after dark and on non-windy days.

La Porte is being billed as Jersey’s first eco-community with a district heating system including wind and solar power

Of the two, solar panels are by far the more practical. They require virtually zero maintenance (other than the odd clean), are less expensive and generally don’t require planning (unless you live in a listed building. They are also fairly unobtrusive.

Wind turbines, on the other hand, are relatively expensive with a much longer payback time and require regular servicing. You would need to get planning permission to install one and some people consider them an eyesore which can make getting planning approval tricky. An average sized wind turbine for single dwelling use would typically produce around 5 kilowatts, this would cost upward of £30,000 to install and would need an area of around 25m/sq to accommodate the mast and guy lines, compared to a similar sized solar array for around half the price.

Once you are generating your electricity renewably and on-site, the next stage is to use this to best effect and heat pumps are by far the most efficient way of doing this. Heating and hot water requirements are the most ‘power hungry’ users in the typical home, whether powered by electricity, oil or gas. A gas or oil boiler is typically around 70-90% efficient and an electric boiler pretty much 100% efficient, which means for every kilowatt of electricity it uses, one kilowatt of heat is generated. Heat pumps on the other hand, are closer to 400% efficient, so for every kilowatt of electricity they use, four kilowatts of heat is generated. This isn’t witchcraft! Basically, they work like an air conditioner in reverse, sucking in air or water from underground pipes, extracting heat and condensing it into water which is then circulated to your cylinder, radiators or underfloor heating system.

There are two types of heat pump, air source and ground source. They both work in the same way, but the air source extracts heat from large amounts of air passing through a machine that needs to be sited outside and ground source extracts latent heat from water circulating around pipes buried in the ground.

Ground source heat pipes can be laid horizontally or vertically; horizontally they need to be several hundred meters long, requiring a large amount of outdoor space, vertically they are similar to a borehole and need to be drilled 75 to 200 meters deep. Therefore, an air source heat pump, whilst being slightly less efficient, is much simpler and less expensive to install than a ground source heat pump.

Both types of heat pump work best with wet underfloor heating as they generally only heat your water up to around 50 degrees centigrade. This isn’t a problem as showers, baths and hand washing is rarely done at above 40 degrees. They can be retrofitted to houses with radiators but generally the radiators need to be increased in size as the hot water passing through them is cooler than with a fossil fuel or electric boiler. This isn’t as difficult as it sounds as in most cases swapping a single panel radiator for a double panel will do the trick without having to adjust the existing pipework.

Alternatively, running your heating for longer each day can make up for the difference in temperature and being four times more efficient than other heating systems this still works out better for the environment and your wallet.

The government are currently offering a grant of up to £9000 under the Low Carbon Heating Incentive for people to replace their existing fossil fuel boiler with an Air Source Heat Pump. This represents an amazing opportunity to benefit from the latest heating technology, reduce your energy bills and help make the planet a better place for us all and the generations to come.

Wind turbine at La Porte

Air source heat pump

Ground source heat pump

‘Fête’ Accompli!

The sun shone as the community came together for this year’s St John’s Church and Community Fête on Sunday 29th June. There were games to play, cakes to eat, teddies to parachute — and a brilliant performance from the winners of St John’s School’s talent competition!

Alovely mix of familiar faces and new visitors made for a warm, friendly atmosphere. Thanks to everyone who helped or came along — it really was a St John's team effort!

Battle!

This year's Battle of Flowers was a smaller affair, with 19 floats parading through the streets of town in an intimate, carnival-style atmosphere. It proved a great success with thousands turning out to watch the day and evening parades.

The Northern Parishes (Trinity, St John and St Martin) dressed as Vikings and dragons to accompany their float which was based on the 'Train your Dragon' film series featuring Toothless, the main dragon and three baby dragons. The float was flowered with white and yellow chrysanthemums, but with alternatives permitted this year to help keep down costs, there was also use of harestails, beans and spray paint.

At the Bouley Bay shed, it was great to see that the spirit of Battle is very much alive with some families represented by three generations. It was also good to see so many juniors having a go at everything from harestailing and papier mâché modelling to flowering.

Thank you to everyone who supported Battle this year!

Photos: Gary Grimshaw

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Maison des Landes is a place where you can relax, recharge and feel truly looked after, whilst enjoying the tranquil gardens and panoramic coastal views. With 15 out of 23 rooms fully adapted to suit a range of needs, everything has been thought through. Enhance your visit with a swim in the hydrotherapy pool, maintained at 33 degrees, which is perfect for relaxation and rejuvenation.

When it comes to food, you’re in for a treat! Head Chef Sachin and his team proudly create fresh, locally sourced dishes at very reasonable prices that are available for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

At Maison des Landes, our guests come first. Friendly, dedicated and always willing to go the extra mile, our staff team take genuine pride in what they do - and it shows. Whether you need a little extra support or simply a warm welcome, nothing is too much trouble.

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WEDDINGS AND EVENTS

A stunning venue for any wedding or special occasion, and if anyone needs accessible facilities, they’re already in place, from step-free spaces to accessible bedrooms.

GIFT VOUCHERS

Treat your loved ones to a delicious meal or overnight stay at Maison des Landes, our gift vouchers are easy to purchase by phone and are valid for 12 months. Vouchers can be sent electronically or by post.

Exclusive to readers of the parish magazines, we are delighted to offer the following discounts:

• £149 GETAWAY FOR TWO – overnight stay for two people including three-course evening meal plus full English and continental breakfast.

This offer is available for purchase until 23rd December 2025 and is valid for stays from May-September 2026, subject to availability at time of booking.

• 10% OFF food and drinks – please quote PARISH MAGAZINE OFFER when booking or paying at the hotel restaurant until 23rd December 2025.

To book, purchase a gift voucher or discuss your specific requirements, please call the hotel directly on 01534 481683 or email reservations@maisondeslandes.co.uk

St John Household recycling collection 2025

This guide explains how to use the St John household recycling collection. A collection planner is included so you know when your recycling will be collected.

Every home in St John receives a recycling collection, in addition to the existing rubbish and glass collections. Recycling collections will be on the same day as your glass collection.

Glass and Recycling Collections 2025

For the month of September

Glass & Recycling

For the month of October

Thursday 04/09 Friday 05/09

Glass & Recycling Thursday 02/10 Friday 03/10

For the month of November

Glass & Recycling

For the month of December

Thursday 06/11 Friday 07/11

Glass & Recycling Thursday 04/12 Friday 05/12

Monday refuse collections Recycling collected first Thursday each month. Tuesday refuse collections Recycling collected first Friday each month. All refuse, recycling and glass out before 5am please.

For more information, visit gov.je/recycling

For collection enquiries, contact GermBusters Ltd. Tel (01534) 869918 | Email info@germbusters.je

Recycling in Jersey MythBusters

Myth

FAct !

All recycling collected in Jersey just gets burned in the Energy Recovery Facility.

Items sent for recycling through Parish and Government of Jersey collections are not incinerated . Only contaminated materials are diverted for energy recovery.

Myth Recycling and general refuse are collected by the same truck, and get mixed together

FAct !

Some collections rounds use the same type of vehicle , but the loads are kept separate to ensure proper recycling.

Myth You don’t need to rinse out food containers or bottles before recycling.

FAct !

Dirty items can contaminate the whole collection, making them unrecyclable Always rinse before recycling!

Myth You should leave metal lids on jars and bottles.

FAct !

Myth Glass can go in general waste orenergy recovery.

Myth Plastic bottle tops can’t be recycled.

Metal lids and tops should be removed and placed with your household metal recycling. Glass can damage the Energy Recovery Facility , leading to costly repairs. It must be recycled properly.

Plastic bottle tops can be recycled, so don’t throw them away!

Refuse and Recycling

Ever wondered where your rubbish and recycling goes?

Germbusters have the contract to collect St John’s refuse and recycling; refuse is collected weekly by a team consisting of a driver and one or two banksmen.

They take the rubbish to the Energy Recovery Facility at La Collette Reclamation Site which burns the rubbish and uses the heat from the fire to generate steam. This steam is then used to drive a turbine which generates electricity which is sold to the Jersey Electricity Company.

Once a month they collect our recycling which involves up to four Refuse Collecting Vehicles with their crews. Each recycling category is collected in separate vehicles, or in the case of tins and plastic, sometimes in a split cage recycler with two separate compartments.

Glass is taken to AAL Recycling for sorting. Part is sent to a plant in the UK where it is recycled into new glass products and part is crushed locally for use as a sand product or grit. Paper, tins and plastic are taken to Abbey Waste where the products are segregated, baled and dispatched to recycling specialists in the UK. The paper and cardboard is re-processed in the UK into new cardboard packaging and paper products, the plastic is re-processed into food-grade containers and bottles and the tins are fed into the UK scrap metal market.

The lorries containing household waste and glass are weighed and data is collected. The lorries containing plastic and tins are not weighed.

2023 Refuse Collection for the parish of St John (in kg): 813,360

2023 Glass Collection for the parish of St John (in kg): 102,650

2024 Refuse Collection for the parish of St John (in kg): 836,160

2024 Glass Collection for the parish of St John (in kg): 96,660

TOP TIPS:

• Please DO ensure your refuse and recycling are out by 5am, at the roadside and clearly visible.

• Please DO ensure your refuse and glass is presented in preferably a wheelie bin, they are hooked onto the lorry and mechanically lifted which is the preferred option for health and safety reasons, otherwise use a suitable receptacle. Remember, it needs to be lifted into the lorry so needs to be manageable.

• Please DO ensure your glass and recycling is covered from rain, otherwise it will fill up and the crew will be soaked in no time.

• Please DO ensure your recycling is presented in the appropriate coloured boxes available from the parish hall or otherwise in clearly marked containers.

• Please DON’T present your refuse in bin liners on the floor; it is not safe for the teams to collect and encourages vermin and gulls.

• Please DON’T cross mix your recycling; the crews cannot take it because the whole lorry load would be refused at depot.

• Please DON’T hide paint or cooking oil in your refuse or recycling. When the lorry compacts the containers they will break, and it will ooze out of the lorry creating an environmental hazard.

• Please DON’T present green waste; it should go to La Collette.

Please bear in mind that roadworks and extreme weather conditions can affect services. If, for any reason, your refuse or recycling has been missed, please contact Germbusters as soon as possible so they can deal with the situation. They run a tracking system on their lorries so they can see where the lorries have been and at what time. You can call them on 869918 and email on info@germbusters.je

Germbusters fleet

Trees for Lives

If

you plant a lot of trees, you’ll need to carry out a

lot of

maintenance, which is exactly what Jersey Trees for Life does for most of the year. Those of you who have planted trees of your own are probably well aware of this.

Over summer and early autumn, competing species like bracken, bramble, bindweed, sticky plant and nettles can grow prolifically. Bracken is the poster child, rapidly engulfing banques, côtils and valleys Island wide.

While there’s nothing intrinsically bad about most competing species, they divert vital nutrients and water away from trees, slowing down growth. The problem is therefore most acute when whips and saplings (as opposed to larger trees) are overwhelmed by one or more of these interlopers, which can happen surprisingly quickly. That’s why it’s so important to clear them and why Jersey Trees for Life and its volunteers spend so much time doing so at this time of year.

It's impossible to talk about maintenance without watering, especially after a dry summer (not that it’s the most complex facet of tree care). A thorough watering every 7-10 days is optimal, ensuring a deep soak into the roots – root hydration is key to successful growth.

Mulching – removing existing plants from surrounding ground and adding a layer of woodchip or other (typically) organic matter – is another useful tool in the tree care kitbag. If you have the time and inclination, this technique is great for reducing weed growth, plus it helps soil to retain water and control its temperature. It even looks good. Examples can be found at Adelina Wood and Val de la Mare, if you’re keen to see for yourself.

As for pruning, autumn’s typically not the time, as trees are preparing for dormancy. As a rule, stick to winter (there are plenty of summery exceptions)

Growing forward

As global temperatures rise, treescapes will follow. For Jersey, this means a long-term transition to more drought-tolerant species while the likes of beech, Scots pine and silver birch struggle. We shouldn’t write off our current crop too soon, though. Trees are famously resilient and can adapt to their environment by developing strategies primarily based on drought avoidance.

Avoidance is based on simply maximising intake and/or reducing water use. As water intake is a function of root surface area, trees can survive drought by evolving larger root systems. Conversely, to reduce water use they slow transpiration by manipulating their leaves with tactics such as restricting growth, forming a layer of hair or wax and even shedding (abscission).

The ability of trees to adapt to changing conditions is remarkable but naturally has its limits, even if our native species aren’t going anywhere quite yet. This is why we need to look after today’s trees while preparing for tomorrow, managing the gradual transition to less familiar but more drought-tolerant species. Our future treescape is sure to look different.

Sea Sunday

A very special Sunday Sea Service was held at Bonne Nuit on 1st June.

After hymns, readings and prayers, Rev Beverley took to the water to bless the boats in the bay including the rescue boats of the RNLI Jersey and Jersey Lifeboats Association. We were also joined by a light patrol craft from Ports of Jersey and heard from Harbour Master Captain Bill Sadler.

Representatives of Mission to Seafarers and Channel Islands Air Search were in attendance and we raised over £600 which was shared between RNLI, JLA, MTS and CIAS. We’re grateful to all those who came along in person or joined the Sea Sunday service online on our Facebook page. A huge thank you to all involved, including St John’s Honorary Police and Ports of Jersey.

St John’s WI

Contrary to popular belief, the Women’s Institute is not just about Jam and Jerusalem! We are the largest women’s voluntary organisation in the UK and we’re all about supporting women and our communities.

Our St John branch has been meeting since January 2009 and continues to thrive to this day. The ladies of St John’s W.I. are very much involved in supporting the parish, especially where it brings the community together. We enjoy participating in social events and delight in forging friendships, old and new. And we do like a little bit of fun too!

We have monthly craft meetings, where you bring along whatever you have on the go, or just come along for tea and a chat and put the world to rights.

We keep fit with our wombles walk – we call ourselves wombles, because as well as walking we can often be seen with our litter pickers and bin bags, keeping our beautiful parish of St John clean and litter free.

As well as meeting monthly, where we invite speakers to come and talk about many varied and interesting subjects, we have visits out and also enjoy the odd social event, such as afternoon teas, lunch or playing pétanque.

We are a friendly bunch and welcome any new member to come and join us. We meet every second Tuesday of the month at 7.30pm in St John’s Parish Hall.

If you would like to know more about us and what we do, please contact Karen Cotilliard on 07797 731440

Photos: Gary Grimshaw

How to Respond to Emergency Vehicles on an Emergency Call

By Andy Bisson, Advanced Driver Trainer for BEST Providers

When you are using the road, in whatever capacity, you should always be aware of your surroundings and other road users. Listen for sirens and watch for blue flashing lights.

If you hear sirens or see blue lights, the first thing to remember is stay calm. Don’t panic or worry as they will want you to react safely. Avoid sudden braking or swerving. Assess the situation and look to see if it’s safe to pull over to the left, allowing the emergency vehicle to pass.

Don’t wait for the emergency vehicle to reach you before taking action as this may result in you not being in a safe place to do so. As soon as you hear or see the emergency vehicle, take action then be patient and wait for them to pass. Avoid stopping at junctions or on bends. If you haven’t got anywhere safe to pull over, keep going within the speed limit and pull over when it’s safe. Use your indicators to show that you are moving to the left and be aware of other road users and pedestrians.

Wait for all emergency vehicles to pass before rejoining traffic. Be aware that there may be more than one emergency vehicle approaching, so stay alert. Quite often, different emergency services will attend the same incident.

Make sure you pull over and stop and don’t just slow down as this increases the risk for the emergency driver. For example, if

you slow to 20mph and the oncoming vehicle slows to 20mph, the emergency vehicle is negotiating a closing gap at 40mph which increases the danger for everyone.

Look at the emergency vehicle’s position in the road as this will give you an indication of where it is going. Remember that they come in all shapes and sizes so look what’s coming to know how much space they need.

If you are at traffic lights which are red, do not proceed through them. Stay calm and allow space for the emergency vehicle to manoeuvre. It is their responsibility to negotiate this safely and if they can’t, they will wait. Never jump a red light thinking you are helping as you place yourself in danger and you commit an offence.

If you are on a dual carriageway, move into the left lane, allowing the emergency vehicle to pass on the right. Avoid stopping in the right-hand lane as this causes a chicane which increases the danger and can be difficult for large emergency vehicles to negotiate and manoeuvre around.

If you are at a roundabout with an emergency vehicle approaching, move to the outside away from the roundabout to increase space for them to pass. If it’s a small roundabout, leave the roundabout as soon as you can and then pull over.

The most important thing to remember is stay calm and be patient.

New Stops to townlink Bus Routes

We’ve made improvements to routes 20 and 24 to help further enhance accessibility around town.

Three new stops have been added:

• Castle Street

• Outside the Town Hall

• Hill Street

These new stops are designed to make it easier for you to reach the heart of St Helier, with buses arriving three times an hour.

Through Ticketing Now Available

You can now travel between main line services and Townlink routes, including the new stops.

Peace of Mind Through Planning

If you’re anything like many people in Jersey, two things come up time and time again:

• “I’m not actually sure where all my assets are.”

• “I don’t know when I last reviewed it all.”

Sound familiar?

Life gets busy, and financial admin often takes a back seat. But here’s the thing: not knowing can quietly chip away at your peace of mind, and potentially your future financial security.

The Power of Knowing Where Everything Is

When you have sight of all your finances in one place, something powerful happens: you gain clarity. You know exactly what you have, where it is, and how it’s working for you. This brings piece of mind.

We can then build a plan that’s grounded in facts and aligned with your goals, whether that’s preparing for retirement, supporting the next generation, or simply enjoying life. With everything clearly laid out, you gain a sense of control, seeing how each piece of your financial jigsaw fits together to support the life you want today, tomorrow, and into your future.

“Am I going to be ok?”

An important question to ask yourself is:

“If the worst was to happen tomorrow, would you know where everything is and feel financially prepared?”

Common worries are:

• “I don’t have a will”, or “I haven’t reviewed it in a long time” – It’s easy to put this task off, but having it sorted can really help your family. Having a will makes everything smoother, quicker, and less stressful at a difficult time for your loved ones.

• “I’m not sure what insurance I actually have.” – Many people don’t realise they might be overpaying for insurance, underinsured, or missing important cover altogether. Taking the time to understand what you have and what you might need, can give you a real safety net when life doesn’t go to plan.

• “I’m worried my savings and pensions won’t last in my retirement”

– Many people realise their Jersey state and workplace pensions may not be enough for the retirement lifestyle they worked hard for. With retirement possibly lasting 30+ years, that gap can be significant.

The good news? You don’t have to figure it all out on your own. With the right plan, you can feel more in control.

How Financial Planning Can Help

This is where working with a financial planner can make a real difference.

• We can help you bring everything together into one clear picture.

• We can use cashflow planning to see what your future could look like.

• We can together build a plan with that’s tailored to your life and your family’s objectives.

Let’s have a no-commitment conversation. It’s never too early, or too late, to plan for the future you want.

Matthew

Fielding Chartered MCSI Financial Planner

Email: matthew.fielding@quiltercheviot.com

DL: +44 (0) 1534 506128

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Stick in a Bottle

Playing games vs playing sport is a discussion we had recently at Party HQ. This summer there have been World Cups, Euros and Island Games showcasing sporting excellence. The dedication to excellence, to be a winner and to be the best of the best is inspirational.

We also discussed the benefit of having a broad skill set in sport which helps develop versatility - skills learned in one area can benefit your performance in others. We all know of those people who can pick up a racket or a ball and generally do well at any sport by just having fun and giving it a go.

I believe it is the same with games and keeping a broad brush of game types is just as important. Therefore, this issue’s game is one that has a set of skills we’ve not used before. Although to be honest I’m not sure what broad skill this game helps promote! Still, it doesn’t matter as it is so much fun.

It is a game from further afield and is called ‘Spijkerpoepen’, challenging you to fine tune your aim and co-ordination. All you have to do is drop a nail tied onto a string into the neck of a bottle. The bottle is on the floor and the string is tied on the back of your trousers, (or to a belt so anyone can use it). Flexibility, balance and co-ordination is the name of the game. And it’s trickier than you first think.

You can make it easier or harder by changing the size of the bottle neck, the height of the bottle, the length of the string and the size of the nail. We’ve played this game as a team race (hence the string on a belt so it can move from player to player) and the noise level was off the charts. It can be played indoors or outdoors and with just a few people or a whole crowd.

As we look towards the end of a very sporting summer and hopefully action-packed winter, Party HQ will continue to champion the need to keep developing and honing a broad range of skills so you become a more rounded competitor, even if we’re still not sure what you’d use this skill to improve!

at Evolution Eye Care World-Class Glaucoma Expertise

Islanders living with glaucoma now have access to the highest standard of specialist care, thanks to a new addition to the Evolution Eye Care team. Mr Alastair Lockwood, a leading UK glaucoma surgeon, joined the practice in May 2025, bringing his first-rate specialist expertise to Jersey.

Mr Lockwood’s academic and professional credentials include undergraduate studies at Cambridge and Oxford Universities, a specialist glaucoma fellowship at Moorfields Eye Hospital in London, and a PhD in glaucoma surgery.

Mr Lockwood said: “I’m delighted to have joined Evolution Eye Care and brought a dedicated glaucoma service to Jersey. As a subspecialist, my clinical practice and research is focussed on glaucoma, so I’m able to offer up-to-date, tailored advice and treatment options for each individual patient.”

If backup reviews are needed between my visits, the experienced team at Evolution – the island’s largest private eye clinic – are on hand to support.”

Most glaucoma is managed with medications, regular consultations, and laser procedures – all of which take place with Mr Lockwood at Evolution Eye Care, offering convenience and reassurance. If specialist glaucoma surgeries are required, Mr Lockwood performs these at his dedicated unit in Portsmouth, where he continues to practise and lead in glaucoma surgery.

The only specialist glaucoma surgeon in Jersey

Evolution’s co-founder, Mr Anish Shah, welcomed Mr Lockwood’s appointment. “Alastair is the only fellowship-trained glaucoma surgeon consulting in Jersey, and his arrival marks a major step forward for eye care on the island,” said Mr Shah.

National expertise, Locally Delivered

“We’re proud to offer a glaucoma service that combines world-leading expertise with the personal, accessible care our patients expect,” Mr Shah said. “Evolution’s goal is to make the best ophthalmic care available here in Jersey — and Mr Lockwood’s glaucoma clinic is a huge part of that mission.”

Patients with glaucoma — whether newly diagnosed or under care elsewhere — are now seeking second opinions or transferring their management entirely to Evolution’s specialist-led service. Mr Lockwood’s regular Jersey clinics provide important constancy for glaucoma, a lifelong condition requiring close monitoring and timely intervention.

Specialist Care with Local Backup

Mr Lockwood added: “Continuity of care is vital in glaucoma. By visiting Evolution every month, I am building strong, ongoing relationships with my patients.

Patients wishing to book an appointment with Mr Lockwood, or seek a second opinion on their glaucoma care, can contact Evolution Eye Care directly.

To make a booking, visit www.evolution.je/book email info@evolution.je, or call 01534 835400

1st Floor

Little Grove Clinic

Rue de Haut

St Lawrence JE3 1JZ

Did you know you could get up to £9,000 towards the cost of a heat pump?

When you switch from fossil fuel heating to a low carbon heating alternative, there are subsidies available through the Government’s Low Carbon Heating Incentive.

For full details, visit our website and contact one of our approved contractors.

Community Football

FC Saint Jean

Our debut season of friendly football finally comes to a close - and our time of reflection begins.

What began as a mission to bring a group of men together for the purpose of boosting fitness, social opportunity and overall contributing to positive mental health through engaging in friendly football, has evolved into something much more. Our club is now a family, a community and a safe space for any men who want to do a little more for themselves and for each other.

Our inaugural season and first journey into the world of local football has been challenging, however those lessons have been felt, discussed and acted upon, allowing us to experience major growth and development in our mission, our ideas and our drive to continue to move forward.

through to the return fixture beautifully, allowing the club to experience their first hard-fought win, in a drubbing which saw us come through 5-1 victors and the team finally grasped the elation that comes with earning something the hard way.

Our lessons learnt this year will help us grow and develop further as a club, still leaning towards our mission of improving adult mental health through exercise and social opportunity - as we look to trial a women’s team as well as increasing our network and continuing to build positive relationships island-wide.

We can’t even begin to express our gratitude for the generous and continued support from St John’s FC, Nigel Perree, Corey Bisson and the rest of the club committee. We are also delighted to announce we have been offered a sponsorship opportunity for the upcoming season, from the amazing Signature Decorators Limited, who we cannot wait to work with.

We’d love to hear from you - if you are a man, or woman, looking for something a little more and would like to get involved, in any manner. We are always open for discussions. You can find us on instagram at @fcsaintjean or you can ping us an email at fcsaintjean@yahoo.com

In the first few matches we organised, it was evident that there was a large gap in where we were at and where we wanted to be. We conceded a lot of goals, despite also scoring more than we expected to early on - so we worked hard over the course of the season to reduce our goal deficit and improve on previous results. It is no easy feat to create a match-winning team from scratch, pulling players together who are maybe not only out of touch with 11-aside football, but also many of whom had never played together either.

We finally slogged out our first ‘point’, a goalless draw against Wednesday Night FC - the first time all season we hadn’t conceded a goal. Momentum, passion and togetherness carried

2024/25 Awards Winners

Golden Boot Kallum McKenzie

Playmaker Kallum McKenzie

Player’s Player Mike Freitas

Most Improved Kris Hughes

Defensive Player Alex Da Silva

Honourable Mention James Le Cornu

Goal of the Season Mike Freitas

Dirty Player Jakob Mahoney

Manager’s Player Ciaran Tyrrell

Coach’s Player Andrew McKenzie

Victoria Avenue - Rue du Galet Junction Resurfacing Scheme

October Half Term - 2025

Further information

As part of the ongoing highway maintenance by Infrastructure and Environment (I&E), resurfacing works are planned along sections of Victoria Avenue, including junction with Rue du Galet.

Stay up to date on access arrangements,traffic managements and working times by visiting gov.je/roadworks or scanning the QR code provided.

Thank you for your patience while these essential works take place.We apologise for any inconvenience caused.

HEALTHY LIVING & LIFESTYLE

The Healthy Living & Lifestyle Event is returning to the Radisson Blu Waterfront Hotel, St Helier on Friday 26th September until Sunday 28th.

This year we will be having a Preview Evening on Thursday 25th September, from 6pm until 9pm for those that can’t make it at the weekend.

This event promises to be a dynamic platform for showcasing exhibitor’s brands, connecting with health-conscious professionals, and contributing to the vibrant wellness community in Jersey.

Discover the latest products, services, and innovations in the health and wellness industry.

With Free Admission and the option to visit as many times as you like, there are opportunities for the general public to discuss their health and fitness concerns, on a one to one basis, with our health & wellness professionals.

With over 36 Stands (11 from the UK) there will be plenty of things to inspire and interest you and the whole family.

On Saturday and Sunday there will be free demonstrations and workshops in the Noirmont Room just across the way from the Main Hall from 11am on both those days.

Opening Times:

Friday 26th - 10am to 6pm

Saturday 27th - 10am to 6pm

Sunday 28th - 10am to 5pm

Statistically, every day one more person in Jersey is diagnosed with diabetes

It may seem odd that a feature creating awareness of diabetes should highlight feet but, if you are diabetic, the daily check of your feet and keeping them in good condition, will prevent one of the disease’s worst consequences, the loss of limbs due to a lack of feeling in the extremities (neuropathy) leading to cuts or blisters in particular becoming gangrenous.

Today managing Type 1 diabetes with insulin injections is commonplace but diabetes itself still remains something of an enigma. It is a condition which is not preventable and Type 1 occurs when the pancreas ceases to produce the insulin we all rely upon to manage the level of sugar in our blood.

Type 2 diabetes, which occurs as the pancreas progressively produces less insulin, while itself not totally preventa-

the risk of acquiring it can be managed and diminished, by the way in which we live.

Most of us would assume that choosing our lifestyle is very much up to ourselves. However, your lifestyle can actually lead you down a path whose ultimate destination is the very last thing you want and that is to diabetes.

Diabetes is all about sugar in the blood and occurs when the body becomes incapable of controlling how much sugar our blood is prepared to accept. Fortunately for most of us our pancreas (a large gland behind the stomach) produces the hormone insulin which automatically regulates glucose levels in the blood.

Why diabetes occurs is not known and therefore it cannot be prevented and Type 1 can strike children as young as two or three years old. There is no early detection for Type 1 diabetes, but Type 2 can be detected with a blood test and if detected early enough, can be managed, and even reversed.

St John Football Club

St John had their best season in almost 10 years, ably led by managers Corey Bisson and Andy Moon. We started with some amazing results and big wins at the start of the season, including a 3-1 win against St Ouen’s when both teams were unbeaten at the time. Consequently, we proudly led the Premiership Two division from August 2024 until the last day of the season.

Our change of fortune came on a cold day in January while playing on a small FB Fields pitch against Dragos. Although we had beaten this team 6-0 previously, whatever we did, we could not break the deadlock, and the score finished 0-0. Two vital points dropped.

In our crucial last match, played against St Ouen at their pitch, we had to win or draw to win the League. Playing down the hill, St Ouen scored early on from a corner. That really motivated us into action and we played some beautiful football. In the remaining first half we had so many good chances, were denied by the woodwork twice and with several close shots, however excellent saves from their keeper denied us a goal. The second half was more even and St Ouen found resilience from the large home crowd. The final score was 1-0, and St Ouen won the league.

The team’s good showing meant that we reached the Touzel Cup and the Jersey Bowl. We had some fantastic results to get to Springfield on both occasions, and although the team was dedicated, we could not replicate our form in the finals.

Finishing the season second in the league and finalist in both cups, was a great achievement. The team worked hard and

with such good results, we were somewhat disappointed not to bring home the trophies, but of course we look forward to some brilliant football next season and invite you all to join us in cheering on the team at home and away.

At our end of season dinner, the following trophies were deservedly awarded:

Elizabeth Watt (Committee Sportsmanship Award)

Corey Bisson

Norman Le Lay (Players Sportsmanship Award)

Scott Simpson

Players Player of the Year

Jay Duncan

Managers Player of the Year

Cole Brennan

Top Scorer

Luke Duncan (14 goals)

Finally, last year, our “Life President” Tony Baudin passed away. His family generously donated a shield in his name, to be awarded for commitment to the club. This shield was presented to Mike McKinlay who has generously committed his time and enthusiasm over the last 20 years to the Club by firstly playing then running the C Team, playing and running the Veterans Team and in the last five years manging and playing for the St John “Walking Football” Team. Mike is a very worthy first recipient award.

Thank you to our players, managers, committee and of course the volunteers and spectators who regularly support us. St John’s FC is a proud and committed group of sportsmen and we look forward to continued success in the future and invite everyone to join us in any way you can to enjoy the “beautiful game.”

Corey Bisson receiving the Elizabeth Watts award Scott Simpson won the Norman Le Lay award

Nigel Perree presenting the Tony Baudin Trophy to Mike McKinlay

NEWS Pews

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By Reverend Beverley Sproats

It’s been a full and lively summer at St John’s Parish Church. From baptisms to bell tower teddies, there’s been plenty going on. Here’s a look back at the past couple of months.

In early June, we headed to Bonne Nuit for our Sea Sunday service. It was a lovely morning to gather by the harbour and give thanks to God for those who work and volunteer at sea.

Our Church Officers were sworn in at the Royal Court in June— an annual reminder of the trust placed in those who help lead and serve the parish. We're grateful to all who give their time, energy and commitment behind the scenes.

Later that month, we welcomed everyone to our St John’s Church and Community Summer Fete. With games, stalls, music, food and more, it was a brilliant community day. The everpopular teddy parachute jump from the bell tower steps was a particular favourite! Thanks to all the volunteers, organisers and visitors who made it such a success.

We’ve also had the joy of celebrating three baptisms this summer—Soli, Stanley and Raffi. Each one a lovely time of welcome, prayer and celebration as we gathered around them and their families and welcomed them into God’s family.

Our Gift Day in July raised over £12,000 including reclaimed tax. Thank you to everyone who gave so generously. This support enables our church to keep doing what it does—from Sunday worship and pastoral care to community events and outreach.

The whole of St John’s Primary School came to Church for their end-of-year summer service.

Church Roof Repairs and What’s Next

Work began on 28th July to repair the roof gullies—part of tackling long-term water damage on the south side of the church. It’s expected to take 8–10 weeks.

Once the repairs are finished, the walls will need around 12–18 months to dry out properly. After that, we hope to redecorate the church interior and, if we can afford it, upgrade the lighting too. We’ve saved some funds towards this next phase, and we’ll be launching a fundraising appeal to help us complete the work.

Regular Services and Activities

We meet every Sunday at 9.30am for Holy Communion—a warm and welcoming service with space for prayer, reflection and time with God.

The Little Oaks Sunday Club is a children’s group running during the 9.30am service on the first Sunday of the month.

Our Home Group restarts in September after a summer break.

Baptism of Soli

Baptism of Stanley

Gregor Allan was sworn in as Churchwarden and Myrtle Malzard was sworn in as Almoner

Baptism of Raffi (photo: Paul Lakeman)

We would love to see you at our Coffee mornings in St John's Church every third Tuesday of the month from 10 to 11.30am. Come along for a chat, hot drink and delicious croissants provided by Mary and her team. Donations are appreciated.

On the last Saturday of each month there is an Anything Goes craft group held in the vestry at St John's church. Do come along. It's very informal and we have coffee and a good natter as well as doing a craft of our own choice or learning a new one. The time is 10am to 12 noon and it's FREE!! Please contact Val on 07797744057 for more details or just turn up.

To stay up to date with what’s on, scan the QR code below and follow us on Facebook.

Looking Ahead

Save the Date

Here are a few things coming up after the summer:

Community Nature Play

We have more of these outdoor play, nature exploration and worship ‘Wild Church’ sessions coming up in the autumn term. Check our Facebook page for details.

Harvest Celebration Service

Sunday 5th October, 10.30am

A service of thanksgiving for all ages. We’ll be collecting gifts for Grace Trust Jersey.

Harvest Afternoon Tea & Cabaret

Saturday 11th October

This year, we’re trying something new: an afternoon tea with light entertainment, followed by the traditional supper and cabaret in the evening. Details and booking info coming soon.

Baptism & Godparents Celebration

Sunday 2nd November, 10.30am

A chance to give thanks to God for baptism and godparents—whether recent or long ago.

New faces are always welcome—do join us, reconnect, or simply come along and see what’s happening.

The Cheval Roc team are absolute stars at notifying me if for any reason they are unable to make our monthly 'Praise & Worship' service, usually with a comment on how sad they are to not be there, which proves the level of friendships we have made at Cheval Roc, and the dedication to sharing in an uplifting service. To cover the occasional team loss, we now have a reserve bench!

We so enjoy seeing the residents smiling and periodically we include amusing thoughts which remind them of temps passé. Here are a few for you, all preceded with the words, you know you are getting older if...

You remember when petrol stations actually had attendants who put the petrol in your car, took your money, and brought back the change.

You remember waking up to a gurgling Teasmade.

You remember taking snapshots of friends and family with a Brownie box camera.

You remember having a wireless, not a radio, and certainly none of those iPods or thingamajigs.

You remember the arrival of twin-tub washing machines and thought they were the greatest time-saving invention ever.

You remember the joy of setting up a projector and screen to watch a ciné film of your holiday.

You remember a time when pizzas weren't delivered but milk was.

You remember when mobile phones were the size of a brick.

All courtesy of a Leprosy Mission publication ISBN 978 1 909092 358 available through Waterstones!

Blessings, Heather Woods and the Team.

Progress update: Advancing the New Healthcare Facilities Programme – and what’s next

As part of the Government of Jersey’s broader initiative to showcase progress on our shared Common Strategic Priorities, Islanders may have seen recent updates highlighting how the New Healthcare Facilities Programme (NHFP) is advancing its commitment to “start building a new hospital at Overdale”. So, for this quarter’s edition, I thought it would be helpful to take a moment to recap where we currently stand with the Programme as a whole – and what critical work is still to come.

What’s happened since the start of the Programme?

Since the Independent Review was presented to the States Assembly in November 2022, the Programme has made steady progress. The review found that a single-site hospital at Overdale was no longer achievable within the approved budget and recommended a phased, multi-site approach.

In line with good governance, the Strategic Outline Case was developed and endorsed in June 2023. It considered different options for new facilities and confirmed the continued urgent need, or case for change. The recommended way forward from that review was a multi-site model and the Feasibility Study explored different options for two configurations of multi-site proposals (Hot and Cold vs Acute and Ambulatory, both combining with a separate Health Village) and locations, with Overdale selected for the Acute Hospital, Kensington Place for Ambulatory Care, and St Saviour for a new Health Village.

Key milestones since then include the start and completion of demolition at Overdale (December 2023–Nov 2024), the relocation of Samarès Ward to St Ewold’s (May 2024), and a public consultation on the Acute Hospital’s concept designs to support the Planning Application. The Outline Business Case was approved in November 2024, securing Phase 1 funding from the States Assembly. Design work for the Acute Hospital progressed throughout 2024, with planning permission granted earlier this year. Meanwhile, the procurement process to appoint a Main Works Delivery Partner has been ongoing since December 2024. Crematorium services will move from Westmount to the refurbished Members’ Room at RJA&HS from September.

Next stages for the Programme: Kensington Place and St Saviour’s Health Village

Given the critical importance of delivering the Acute Hospital at Overdale, much of the team’s recent work has rightly focused on developing its design, securing planning permission, and progressing the procurement of a Main Works Delivery Partner to build the facility.

However, the Programme goes far beyond Overdale. Both the Kensington Place Ambulatory Facility – utilising the site on Kensington Place and part of the existing General Hospital site –and St Saviour’s Health Village remain essential components in the wider redevelopment of our healthcare estate.

Work is now underway to refresh the Functional Briefs and Concept Designs for Kensington Place and St Saviour. This work is still in its early stages, and the next steps will involve re-engaging with clinical colleagues across Health and Community Services, as well as other key stakeholders.

The phased and flexible structure of the Programme is intentional and beneficial. It allows plans for areas that are more subject to change - such as Kensington Place and St Saviour - to evolve as required, rather than locking us into fixed decisions too early. It also enables schemes to be progressed as they are affordable.

There is still significant work to do to develop these plans, and they will only move forward with the right level of engagement. That includes input from clinicians, local residents, and the wider public.

We are currently working towards completing the updated Functional Briefs and Development Control Plans (DCP) for both sites by Q4 2025, with a view to sharing these more widely in early 2026. A DCP is a document that sets out how best a site can be most efficiently, and cost effectively developed. Once the DCPs are further developed, the team will be providing more detail on the first permanent construction works on each of the sites. They need to be carefully considered to ensure that throughtout the NHFP and especially at the end of every phase, healthcare services are operating efficiently and effectively, providing the care that islanders expect, helping staff to do their work.

In the meantime, as part of the phase one funding approved by the States Assembly, there is also budget available to develop more “meanwhile” uses for the Kensington Place site. It has been used since purchase by HCJ for valuable additional storage and other operational needs. We are actively exploring how the site could be continued to be used in the short term to support the overall needs of HCJ as well as deliver improved Public Realm. These discussions are ongoing, and while there isn’t a confirmed timetable at this stage, the current intention is to begin meanwhile works in early 2026, subject to proposal approvals and any required regulatory sign-off (for example, Planning Services).

Continuing progress at Overdale and appointing a Main Works Delivery Partner

The procurement process for a Main Works Delivery Partner to build the Acute Hospital

continues, with parties who are capable of building the facility having expressed their interest. A preferred tenderer for these construction works is expected to be agreed in Q3 2025, with the signing of a main contract hopefully before the end of the year and construction works following.

The main focus of the procurement process is to deliver quality and value for islanders, and the timeline may change to ensure we achieve this.

As I hope Islanders understand, this process is commercially sensitive and complex with all parties needing to ensure that they understand the designs and anticipated costs before entering into a contract.

However, I look forward to providing further information about this important progress as soon as possible. In the meantime, the NHFP will continue progressing works at the site, ensuring continuity of development. In coming months, works will continue to prepare the old Jersey Water buildings to be site offices, erecting hoardings, diverting existing services, developing designs for site welfare, and site excavations.

Find out more about the New Healthcare Facilities Programme and stay in touch:

▪ Listen to our podcast to find out more about the Programme

▪ Watch videos about the Programme

▪ Follow us on social media

Parish Diary

SEPTEMBER

24th Golden Age – Lunch - leave PH @ 12pm

26th MacMillan Coffee Morning 10am – 1pm

27-28th JM&LCC MotoX at Sorel Point

30th Muriel’s Bingo Parish Hall

OCTOBER

5th Harvest Celebration service 10.30am with Little Oaks Sunday clube

11th Church Harvest Supper with Cabaret in the Parish Hall

14th St John WI – Exercise is Fun - Helena Parris

21st Church “coffee & croissants” 10 – 11.30am

28th Muriel’s Bingo Parish Hall

29th Golden Age – Parish Hall 2.30pm

NOVEMBER

1st Poppy selling at M&S

8th Royal British Legion Coffee Morning

9th Remembrance Church Service St John Group of churches 10.15am followed by Vin d’ Honneur

11th St John WI – Jersey Archive, St John’s School Speaker - Jane De Gruchy

18th Church “coffee & croissants” 10 – 11.30am

25th Muriel’s bingo Parish Hall

26th Golden Age – AGM and Anniversary Celebration Parish Hall 2.30pm

30th Little Oaks Church and Community Nativity In church at 9.30am

30th Advent Service of Remembrance In Church 4.30pm

CHURCH & PARISH EVENTS

Little Oaks Sunday Club

5th Oct 10.30am & 2nd Nov 9.30am meet in Church

Anything Goes Craft Group

27th Sept - 25th Oct and 29th Nov all meet in the church vestry 10am-12.

Pétanque Club

Every Monday at 2pm, meet in the carpark behind L’Auberge du Nord. All welcome

MOBILE LIBRARY

Parish precinct Mondays 11:15 to 12:15

MONDAY, TUESDAY & FRIDAY 9:00am to 4:00pm WEDNESDAY 9:00am to 7:00pm

9:00am to 1:00pm

Bell Ringing Justin Read 888484

Bingo Muriel Poisson 863184

Bonne Nuit Boat Owners Linda Carter 864828

Brownies Donna Tupper 865728

Caesarean Bell Ringers Diane Nelson 481898

Church Rectory 861677 / beverleysproats@gmail.com

Football Club Nigel Perrée 865113

Friends of Bonne Nuit Peter Pearce 07797 782694 / bonnenuitfriends@gmail.com

Golden Age Club Richard Dupré 866880

Magazine Parish Contacts & Diary 866880

Netball Club Becky Duncan/Paige Brandie 07797790093 / stjohnsnetball@hotmail.com

Pétanque Club Ron Le Herissier 07797822229

Recreation Centre Caretaker centrecaretaker@gmail.com

School 861692

Shooting Club Peter Quimby 07797775568

Skateboard Association Sophie 07700862188

Twinning Association Stephen Masters 862880

Woman’s Institute - ALL WELCOME

Terina Le Couillard 07797741281 / tlecouilliard@yahoo.co.uk

United Reformed Church Mike Ruskin 482366

Youth Project St John’s Rec. 280548

Parish Administration

Connétable

Mr Andy Jehan andy.jehan@stjohn.je

M: 07797 758086

H: 864916

Twitter: @AndyJehan

Procureurs du Bien Publique

Julian Guegan, Trevor Tirel Rector

Rev. Beverley Sproats

Deputies

Andy Howell, Hilary Jeune, Elaine Millar, Kirsten Morel

Duty Centenier 866560

Centeniers

Lord Louth, Francois Le Luyer, Andrew Bisson, Christopher Rudd

Parish Secretary

Sue Morin

Sue.Morin@stjohn.je

Assistant Parish Secretary

Sandra Coutanche

Sandra.coutanche@stjohn.je

Administrator

Kieranne Grimshaw Kieranne.grimshaw@stjohn.je