Recipe for Excitement

Ingredients

5 slips of letters on them paper with

350 lbs. generous parents

1 gift box

3 kids, aged and 13 years

9, 12,

1 ton anticipation

10 gallons screaming

Instructions

1. Stuf 5 slips of paper with the letter P, E, R, R, and O in the gift box. Shake vigorously until letters are all scrambled.

2. Grab a large bowl and blend 350 lbs. generous parents and 3 kids aged 9, 12, and 13 years. Once smooth, add 1 ton of anticipation and make sure the bowl is about to overfow with the anticipation.

3. Show the 3 kids the stufed gift box. Tell the kids that they need to spell something with the stufng.

4. Once the kids fgure that the letters spell perro, which means dog, slowlypour in 10 gallons screaming.

5. You have now made delight! This recipe is best served with “I Can’t Wait Two Months!” dip. Other versions of this recipe are available, and they include Costa Rica, Hershey Park, and going to the mall.

Recipe for Excitement

Reviews:

Cmontotk43

Great Recipe! Some of the ingredients are hard to acquire though.

Redissus4

I don’t have any heart or soul

Ingredients

4 kids (extra rambunc�ous and energe�c)

.71 pounds of Nintendo Switch (Be sure to install Mario Kart for maximum flavor)

2.5 lbs icing

3.1415926535897803 gal compe��on

Direc�ons

Mix kids and icing to create sugar rush. Ensure that they are all buzzing. Insert Nintendo switch. Ensure that it is on Mario Kart. Prefferably mushroom gorge, but that’s op�onal.

Sprinkle in compe��on. Be sure to stop it from ge�ng too violent. Put mixture into living room for perfect serving.

Enjoy!