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Jeremy Papasso / Staff Photographer Actors dressed as characters from “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” dance in front of the Boulder Theater during opening night of the Boulder International Film Festival.

Entertainment

It’s a jungle juice out there Round up your buddies and mount an expedition

By Alexandra Sieh Colorado Daily Columnist Dear Random Columnist Lady, I’ve been living in Boulder for years and finally grew into my very own bigkid ID. I Sieh now have the license to booze my way to oblivion in public, rather than in my dorm room or friend’s living room. What should I do first?

Sincerely, Kid who probably isn’t ready for the shit show that is Boulder nightlife Well, let’s see, my dear young’un.

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tile prints on your face from sleeping around a toilet isn’t a fashion statement nowadays.

(Lesson One: Always bring your buds. They’ll keep you safe, give you laughs and help you home after you’ve literally danced till you dropped.)

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there was a low-ceiling basement bar with dangerously cheap shots.

Brats with mommy’s credit card could overspend on overpriced drinks while the little journalist’s wallet wept just walking by. Kids still obsessed with KoolAid could find it mixed with absurd amounts of liquor — if they were sober enough to tackle the staircase leading to it.

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Jay Som will perform at the Fox Theater on Sept. 10.

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Upcoming shows to mark on your calendar Figure out your ticket budget now so you can hit the best fall shows

By Jolie Klefeker For the Colorado Daily

Thundercat

Jay Som and American Grandma

Sept. 14 The Ogden Theatre Lose yourself to dance.

Surrender to the rhythm.

And you will find yourself completely overwhelmed by the bass-heavy groove of Thundercat’s music. Buttery synth notes, gracefully syncopated beats, and vocals from the likes of Kenny Loggins to Wiz Khalifa always seek to surprise and impress.

Sept. 10 The Fox Theatre Jay Som, otherwise known as Melina Duterte, is dreamy bedroom pop perfection.

Hailing from the Bay area, Duterte’s music falls in line with indie pop sweethearts like Alex G and Mac Demarco. Local favorites American Grandma are also on the bill.

Their sound is magical: raw and powerful yet ambient and spacey. If you’re ready for something lush, summery and just a little whimsical, definitely check this one out.

Sept. 15 Fox Theatre Cherry Glazerr, which began as the bedroom project of then-teenager Clementine Creevy, has been a fixture in the independent music scene for a while.

Spanning a vast assortment of sounds and energies, Cherry Glazzer has migrated from noisey bedroom pop to nineties rock to being featured on a Death Grips track.

But through everything, Cherry Glazerr maintains a contagious energy that’s

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he long, lazy summer is coming to an end, and things are starting to pick up again. Classes are starting, the days grow shorter and there is seemingly less to do for fun as temperatures drop.

But have no fear as there is plenty of live music to hear.

Cherry Glazerr

Emma McIntyre / Getty Images Sasami Ashworth and Clementine Creevy of Cherry Glazerr will play Sept. 15 at the Fox Theatre.

always chaotic and maybe a little innocent as well.

TOPS

Sept. 16 Larimer Lounge The off-kilter pop sound of Montreal’s TOPS is smooth, dreamy and surprisingly goofy. With a nostalgic richness similar to Blood Orange and indie rock laziness like that of Mild High Club or

Homeshake, TOPS hits the sweet spot between pop and unique, neither too experimental nor over-produced.

Japanese Breakfast and Mannequin Pussy

Sept. 30 Larimer Lounge Japanese Breakfast and Mannequin Pussy are sort of like chicken and waffles —

you wouldn’t think that they would go well together, but they most certainly do. The riot grrrl punk feeling of Mannequin Pussy sits in perfect contrast to the shoegazey magic of Japanese Breakfast. But what they do have in common is strong female vocals that lyrically bear raw emotion and

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Courtesy photo Michelle Zauner’s solo project Japanese Breakfast comes to Denver on Sept. 30. Mannequin Pussy will open at the Larimer Lounge.

Courtesy photo See Montreal’s TOPS will perform Sept. 16 at the Larimer Lounge.

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been turning heads and racking in the praise since their 2014 self-titled debut. Since reflections on femininity.

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Albums

Eight albums about to drop Keep an ear out this semester for new music on the horizon

By Jolie Klefeker For the Colorado Daily ike friendship and coffee, music is an essential element for surviving the college experience. Good tunes can fuel a manic cram session and help reset stress levels after tangling with a group project.

Everyone brings some music with them to campus, along with a toothbrush, a decent blanket and a stash of (hopefully) clean underwear.

But if you leave CU without an album that encompasses that year you asked out your crush, finally decided on your major and learned how to tie your shoes with your teeth, then what are you doing with your life?

Here’s a sampling of albums so ripe, they’re ready to drop on your head.

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LCD Soundsystem

“American Dream” Friday, Sept. 1 A lot of excitement around this one. LCD Soundsystem

Mark Metcalfe / Getty Images AsiaPac The cover art of LCD Soundsystem’s new album, “American Dream,” has been widely panned for its mediocrity, so here’s a picture of James Murphy performing July 23 in Australia instead. “American Dream” is due out Friday.

have confirmed that their sixth official studio album, “American Dream,” will be out on Columbia/DFA records Friday.

“Call the Police” and “American Dream,” singles from the new album, are a little more tame, cynical and introspective than the dancepunk bangers and hits that drove the group to success.

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For instance, the title track recounts the emptiness of a hungover morning after a one-night stand. But the change in tempo is an evolution in the LCD sound, one that portends well for the album.

It’s always been a pleasure to watch LCD Soundsystem, to grow up and grow with them. I’m very curious to see

Courtesy photo Alvvays’ new album, “Antisocialites,” is available for preorder at Bandcamp.

what the next chapter holds for us all.

Alvvays

“Antisocialites” Sept. 8 Alvvays released one of my favorite albums of 2014. Alvvays’ self-titled record holds a great deal of memories for me, but there’s something so nostalgic about that record in

and of itself, borrowing dreamy guitars from ’60s pop and darker synth sounds from the ’80s.

It’s been a quiet three years waiting for Alvvays’ second record, but their latest single, “In Undertow,” carries on the reminiscent whimsy that was so captivating about the group in the

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from page 8 first place. This isn’t to say that their record is just a reiteration of the last — both of their new singles sound more produced, fuller and larger. They’re also shockingly synth-heavy considering the self-titled release could most definitely be described as guitar dominant. When the guitars do show up, they take on a very overcast, shoegaze sound.

This change might not be appealing to those attached to Alvvays’ first record, but I’m intrigued to see what the band will do with a larger, pop-oriented song. I’m willing to say that I’m hopeful.

Deerhoof

“Mountain Moves” Sept. 8 It’s been a busy year for Deerhoof. They’ve been working on various side projects such as Nervous Cop, which features members of Death Grips, as well as recording their next studio album.

Two singles have dropped in preparation for “Mountain Moves,” and both are promising. The first, “I Will Spite Survive” featuring Jenn Wasner, kicks off with an unmistakable ’90s pop rock sound supplemented by an almost baroque riff on the synth.

Bassist/singer Satomi Matsuzaki’s sugary sweet voice juxtaposes the more sultry voice of Wye Oak’s Wasner to create delightful harmony.

The second single, “Your Dystopic Creation Doesn’t Fear You” featuring Awkwafina, kicks of with a slackerrock vibe that immediately jumps into an old hip-hop kind of sound provided by rapper/comedian Awkwafina. The track continues to jump in and out of lazier slacker-rock interludes and more upbeat guitars that back Matsuzaki’s signature shrill vocals.

It’s hard to say if these singles suggest a change or a continuation, because Deerhoof has traditionally been all over the place, and that’s what makes them great.

Ariel Pink

“Dedicated to Bobby Jameson” Sept. 15 June saw the announcement of Ariel Pink’s newest album, “Dedicated to Bobby Jameson.” If you haven’t heard, Jameson was a musician who found cult success in the 1960s working with members of The Rolling Stones and releasing the album “Songs of Protest and Anti-Protest” under the name Chris Lucey in 1965. Jameson left the music industry in 1985 after he was unable to receive significant payment for his creative endeavors, and he passed away in 2015.

Ariel Pink has spoken of the connection he feels to Jameson and his life story, and this album is inspired by that connection. As to be expected with Ariel Pink, be on the lookout for freaky,

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tomartyr on this one, something more deconstructed and abstract.

St. Vincent

TBA TBA In June, St. Vincent dropped a new single, “New York,” in conjunction with announcing a tour. One can only assume that this is the single off of her forthcoming album, but no official release dates have been announced yet.

“New York” sounds pretty different from the noisey, artistic chaos of Annie Clark’s last record. It’s minimal and calm, lacking her typically intricate guitar playing. But it manages to retain her signature, witty lyricisms. She sings, with angelCourtesy photo ic grace and delicacy, “New Deerhoof’s “Mountains Moves” drops Sept. 8 and is available as a digital download, cassette, regular black vinyl or fancy “blue swirl” vinyl. York isn’t New York without you, love” and “Where you’re blown-out, lo-fi wacko sounds unleashed by legendary pro- the only motherfucker in the city who can handle me.” ducer Steve Albini of Black and plenty of confusion.

I can’t give you a great idea Flag. From the sound of “CelMETZ about what you’ll hear when lophane,” this partnership St. Vincent’s latest album “Strange Peace” seems to be quite fruitful. finally releases, but I predict Sept. 22 As Edkins said in a news that it will be laden with surConsisting of Alex Edkins, release from Sub Pop prises and juxtapositions, at Hayden Menzies and Chris records, “‘Strange Peace’ is the very least carrying someSlorach, METZ has been one much more diverse and varof the most solid punk bands ied than anything we’ve done thing innovative and interesting. in independent music for a before, which was exhilarating but terrifying, too. We couple of years. The brash Die Antwoord took the tapes home to and screeching guitars, bat“The Book of Zef” Toronto feeling like we’d tering rhythms and desponTBA dent lyrics on their latest sin- made the record we wanted Die Antwoord has been on to make.” gle, “Cellophane” pound the rise to international fame, themselves into your ears Protomartyr in both mainstream and with ruthless force. underground circles, since “Relatives In Descent” The unbridled energy of about 2009 when they Sept. 29 METZ’s music has undoubtreleased their debut album Detroit’s Protomartyr edly been channeled and “$O$.” crafts metallic and moody soundscapes reminiscent of post-punk legends like The Fall or Wire. Lead singer Joe Casey’s vocals reverberate deep and clumsily like a punch to the stomach while still maintaining a sense of lyrical dexterity. His vocal power coupled with grating guitars even calls reference to The Birthday Party at times.

This trend continues on the first single for “Relatives in Descent,” “A Private Understanding.” A churning, unstable rhythm guides us through the violent twists and turns of volume and tempo as we make our way through Casey’s narration.

I’m anticipating a slight change in direction from Pro-

Lyrically, Die Antwoord are clinically insane, absolutely mental, say it how you will. They’re crazy. Consistently running the gamut of taboo sex, drugs, violence and general profanity, I’m sure “The Book of Zef” will be no different.

With God providing all of the ridiculous, danceable beats your heart could possibly desire and Ninja and Yolandi going for maximum shock value, this album’s going to be a trip. To further this claim, the group have also announced that this is their final album.

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Venues

Bigger than our britches for live music Boulder-area venues draw acts you’d expect in larger cities

By Alex Burness Staff Writer or a city with a little more than 100,000 people, Boulder definitely matches up to much larger metro areas in the music department.

In order to preserve your mental stability, make a point to catch a show every now and then. It’s easy: Select a concert, get in the shower, wash your fine self clean with soap, don’t use shampoo unless it’s been a few days because you really shouldn’t be shampooing too often and if you are it’s time to unshackle yourself from the thieves at Big Shampoo, put on clothes, leave your housJeremy Papasso / Staff Photographer ing unit and let the music In this iconic image of a random night at the Fox Theatre, humans of all shapes and religious affiliations can take it from there. be seen making normal human conversation and smoking cigarettes ahead of a Gasoline Lollipops show.

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There’s not much in the way of atmosphere there, but the acts are consistently quality, and 1stBank is just a quick drive down U.S. 36 from Boulder.

Boulder Theater

2032 14th St., Boulder 303-786-7030 bouldertheater.com The Boulder Theater opened in 1906, but it was then known as the Curran Opera House. Its modern incarnation dates to the mid1990s, and it’s a common stopping point for local stars like Yonder Mountain String Band as well as national names like Conor Oberst and the Pixies. The venue’s interior is unique, and the space is a comfortable one.

Caffé Sole

637 S. Broadway, Boulder 303-499-2985 caffesole.com Caffé Sole (pronounced caf-FAY so-LAY) is locally owned and features live music Thursday, Friday and Saturday evenings. It’s mostly jazz, but blues and Americana artists also take the stage. The cafe has a pretty big wine list, and it serves food all day. The music is free, but a $10 donation is suggested.

Dickens Opera House

300 Main St., Longmont 303-834-9384 dickensoperahouse.com What began as an opera house in Longmont’s earliest days is now one of the city’s 1stBank Center premier places to catch live 11450 Broomfield Lane, music and the occasional Broomfield pole dancing competition.

303-410-0700 Local talent claims most of 1stbankcenter.com its calendar, but touring acts It’s a large venue on the also make regular appearancroad to Denver, and it’s a place to see some of the big- es. There’s a comfortable bar ger-name shows in the Boul- and restaurant on the ground der area. The arena attracts a floor, and the spacious stage wide diversity of artists, from See VENUES, page 14

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eTown Hall

1535 Spruce St, Boulder 303-443-8696 etown.org The nationally syndicated eTown radio broadcast used to tape at Boulder Theater until the nonprofit moved into its own hall in 2012 in downtown Boulder. The new venue is a recycled church, and eTown kept the wooden pews and other trappings of the building’s former use.

Now it houses a music hall and full-service recording studio. Blues legend Otis Taylor held his Trance Blues Festival at the venue in 2015.

Fox Theatre

1135 13th St., Boulder 720-645-2467 foxtheatre.com The one indispensable live music venue in Boulder, Fox Theatre opened in 1992 and has since become one of the best rock venues in the country. Of the two venues — Fox and Boulder theaters — operated by Z2 Entertain-

Jeremy Papasso / Staff Photographer Macky Auditorium on the University of Colorado campus has hosted guest speakers including Laverne Cox, Jane Goodall, Neil deGrasse Tyson and George Takei.

ment, Fox is the one with the louder, sweatier, dancier shows. It’s the punk younger sister, smaller than Boulder theater but feistier. Tyler, The Creator held a free show there in 2013, and a riot nearly broke out in the streets.

Macky Auditorium

1595 Pleasant Ave., Boulder 303-492-8008 colorado.edu/macky There are all kinds of events at this large on-campus venue — dance, theater, opera, you name it. Macky

also hosts the more popular panels during the Conference on World Affairs, and it boasts a long list of notable guest speakers.

Owsley’s Golden Road

1301 Broadway, Boulder 303-440-1446 owsleysgoldenroad.com This is a newer addition to Boulder’s music venue roster. It was opened in 2015 by longtime Denver venue operator Jay Bianchi, known for such jam band haunts as Quixote’s True Blue and Sancho’s Broken Arrow. Grateful

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Build your own pub crawl Boulder’s best bars cater to hoppers and regulars

By Mitchell Byars Staff Writer eauty is in the eye of the beholder, and that is also true when it comes to Boulder’s bars. I was tasked with coming up with a list of the best bars in town, but considering my bar for ... bars simply reads “have booze” and “have chairs to drink booze in,” I realized my rankings might not jive with everyone.

So instead, I will just list off some of the best qualities of the bars in town and you Jeremy Papasso / Staff Photographer can make your own decision.

The Bitter Bar is where you go when you’re feeling fancy and want to drink something you’ve never tasted Because we all know that before. decisions are just one of the things you are totally awesome at after drinking all night.

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I am not big on dancing. If you have ever seen me try to dance, you know this is for the best. Plus I keep spilling my beer when I try. But I know a lot of people want to get their freak on, especially

after a night of imbibing.

So if you are looking for a place to dance, check out Press Play, the Walrus and Boulder House. The good thing is they are all relatively close to each other in downtown Boulder (in case the patrons at a particular establishment don’t appreciate your suave moves).

Into the pool

Need a quieter place to shoot some pool or play some other bar games? Well, downtown Boulder has that, too. There is the Attic, which serves a purple vodka-heavy drink called the Fat Albert; the Sundown Saloon, which serves a hipster-heavy drink called PBR; and the Pearl Street Pub, which has a large buffalo head you can kiss once you’ve had sufficient quantities of PBR and vodka.

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Bars from page 16 something that doesn’t just consist of a soda plus the well drink of the night. If so, check out the Bitter Bar on the west end of downtown, Bramble and Hare right on the Pearl Street Mall or License No.1, a speakeasy on the east end of the mall.

Colorado Daily file photo Press Play is known for its arcade games, but is has traditional bar staples like billiards, too.

Up where we belong

Boulder has some great views, so you might as well find a place to enjoy them. The Rio has a rooftop bar and some of the strongest margaritas in town. The Lazy Dog has a rooftop and a ton of apps and beer.

The West End Tavern has a rooftop and a chicken wing challenge. I recommend you not try all three on the same day.

The big game

From the Super Bowl champs to the bowl-bound CU Buffs to the resurgent Rockies, there are a ton of sports teams to root for in Colorado.

Also, the Colorado Avalanche play sometimes.

If you are looking for a place to watch the game while also grabbing a beer and some food, there are a few places to check out. The Dark Horse Bar and Grill is a local favorite, and their cheap weekend student deals make it a popular place to

Jeremy Papasso / Staff Photographer Nathan Brown mixes a batch of “Brown Derby” at License No. 1 under the Hotel Boulderado.

Colorado Daily file photo The Walrus is a good place to go if you wanna dance and/or drink blue booze out of a fishbowl.

watch football games on the weekend. Harpo’s Bar and Grill also carries a ton of games, as well as UFC fights for a $5 cover if you are into mixed martial arts.

Fast Subs, which might technically not be a bar but does serve sandwiches along with pitchers of Strong Island Iced Teas, so technically I don’t care.

parties. Head over to The Sink to grab some beer and food and add your name to the walls and ceilings.

Some of the more famous names on the wall include a former president and a guy who makes something On the Hill called “donkey sauce.”

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Sieh from page 4 friends may love adult conversation over sophisticated cocktails. That doesn’t mean you can’t go down the road and play video games while slurping test-tube shots.)

And for the workaholic woman in love with craft beer, there were all sorts of wonderlands awaiting her and her hopped-up friends.

Thus the Beer Girl was born.

Four years later, you could see that same journalist “out on assignment” guzzling flights with a stupid sort of grin, insisting she was doing research as she tumbled from her stool. When she showed up to work in beersoaked boots, they needn’t worry — she wasn’t drunk, she’d just doused herself in a pint the night before during a beer tour.

(Lesson Three: Breweries are awesome.)

So it went, pint after pitcher, pound after pant size.

She expanded her horizons — and her belt loops — until she packed her bags for China.

That was it. She’d escaped the chaos ... to a land of 23 million people where draft beers were even cheaper than they were back home and oh fuck.

Yes, I’m that girl. Now the Píjiu Nurén, I’ve survived the chaos and secret charm of Boulder’s nightlife.

The final lesson: Be smart and be safe. Be precisely who you are, as long as that person isn’t an asshole.

You’ll find your place, just as I found mine ... on a stool in every brewery in town.

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Beer

A rainbow of rare brews

The Boulder brewery scene keeps growing every year

By Mitchell Byars Staff Writer re you a University of Colorado student? Over the age of 21? Sick of drinking warm kegs of light beer? Tired of your journalism professor saying you shouldn’t start off articles with questions?

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In case you have read one of these before or are already mostly familiar with the Boulder brewery scene, let’s get the recent news out of the way and go through some of the newer breweries.

Kettle and Spoke is a tiny nano-brewery that is located inside a company that designs bike and urban gear from recycled materials, #BecauseBoulder. Cellar West Artisan Ales in north Boulder is only open on the weekends, but if you make it

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there, the brewery specializes in oak-aged beers. Even further north is Gunbarrel Brewing, which also opened this year.

But the new news is not limited to the new dudes.

Boulder Beer, Colorado’s first microbrewery, has recently revamped its menu at its Wilderness Place location and has also added a new location on Walnut Street in downtown.

Also coming soon to downtown Boulder is The Post Brewing Co. and all of their delicious chicken and beer.

Anyway, moving on. Some of the other favorites in town include Twisted Pine (they’ve got some spicy beers, if you are feeling brave), Sanitas Brewing (get a discount on certain beers when the nearby train passes by), Mountain Sun Pub and Brewery (mark your calendars for Stout Month in February and bring cash), Upslope Brewing (locations in both east

Paul Aiken / Staff Photographer Cliff Grassmick / Staff Photographer Rhys Brown has a beer at Upslope Brewing Co. with his Bartender Larry White pours two beers at the Boulder Beer Pub and Restaurant. Boulder Beer has recently revamped its menu and added a new location. dog Diablo.

and north Boulder), West Flanders (happy hour pricing when the temperature dips below 20, because yes, Winter is Coming) and Wild Woods (if you like dark

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beers ask for the black on black).

If you want places that serve a wide variety of different craft brews on tap, be sure to check out

FATE Brewing Co., Backcountry Pizza or the Rayback Collective if you are feeling especially hipstery.

And of course, you can always get craft beer to go

by mixing your own sixpacks at Liquor Mart and Hazel’s Beverage World.

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By Christy Fantz Staff Writer elcome to Colorful Colorado. Now puff, puff, pass that giant blunt around and watch the state turn more colors, maaan.

Womaaan. (Wo)man. Whoa, man.

Cannabis may be legal in your home state, but we don’t care because Colorado started it. So in your face.

With the passing of Amendment 64 in 2012, Colorado residents 21 or older (with a governmentissued ID) can legally possess 1 ounce of marijuana or THC. Out-of-state visitors and students 21 or older (with a government-issued Cliff Grassmick / Staff Photographer ID) can purchase up to a The Fitter, a seller of pipes and clothing on The Hill, has a large selection of cannabis paraphernalia. quarter ounce. (Source:

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Here’s the problem, los duderinos and las duderinas: You have to find a place to smoke it. You can’t just buy a fat sack and then torch it right outside the pearly gates of the dispensar y. In Colorado, cannabis can’t be consumed openly in public, and violators will be issued a ticket. The University of Colorado policy says it’s illegal for anyone (regardless of age) to have or use marijuana on campus in any form, even with a prescription.

So that means not in your dorm and not on the quad — and it’s also prohibited in most rentals around town.

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Weed smarts for all tokers

Vince Chandler / The Denver Post Cannabis comes in a variety of delightfully named strains, such as this nugget of Blue Dream. Sativa strains tend to pair well with physical activity, while indica is known for being more relaxing. A good way to remember the difference is that indica will put you in da couch.

Pot from page 23

But we have no doubt you’ll find a way. When you do, don’t drive high. If you get popped, you get a DUI. (I’m a poet.) Your parents won’t bail you out of jail, and you’ll wind up in a cell spooning a drunk transient

who smells like Steel Reser ve and lutefisk. (Don’t ask.)

Most Boulder dispensaries close before 10 p.m., so plan ahead. Shoppers usually need to make the last purchase before 9:45 p.m.

Two more tips before I tell you where to go make your first legal pot pur-

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chase: Do not take it across state lines, and do not mail it to your friends back home. If you’re into breaking those rules, I’ll ask Lutefisk Steel Reser ve to save you a spot at the cafeteria table. You’re now a prison bitch.

Oh, and beware the edibles. If you’ve never ingest-

• Marijuana possession and use is legal in Colorado only for adults 21 and older. Underage use is subject to an MIP ticket, fines and CU sanctions.

• It is illegal for anyone (regardless of age) to have or use marijuana on campus in any form, even with a prescription.

• Being under the influence of marijuana is a violation of the CU drug policy and may result in student conduct sanctions and processes.

• Driving high could land you with a DUI. Wait before getting behind the wheel, at least six hours after smoking and eight hours after ingesting edibles.

• It’s illegal to take marijuana products out of the state.

Additionally, Denver International Airport has banned the possession of marijuana products on its property.

• Using marijuana in any form (smoking, eating or vaping) isn’t allowed in public places, including ski resorts, sporting and music venues, state and national parks, campsites, sidewalks, restaurants and outdoor or rooftop cafes.

For more information about the student code of conduct, visit the OSCCR website, colorado.edu/osccr.

Source: University of Colorado

ed an edible, talk to the lovely budtenders at the dispensar y. We don’t want you soaring off the First Flatiron in a Wonder Woman outfit, because you can’t fly.

(You’re kind of a mess.

You may need some therapy.)

Below are pot shops and

where to get pipes, bongs and general hippie shit. If I missed any, apologies, I’m high as fuck. Cough.

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Boulder’s recreational pot shops 14er Holistics, 2897 Mapleton Ave.,

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Paraphernalia, pokers, pipes (and good ol’ hippie shit)

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Wild Side, 1111 13th St., facebook.com/wildside Terrapin Care Station, thegrowingkitchen .com colorado 1795 Folsom St., and 5370 .squarespace.com Village Green Society, The Fitter, 1303 BroadManhattan Circle, #104, The Honey Cellar, 5290 2043 16th St., vgsboulder way, thefitterboulder.com terrapincarestation.com Arapahoe Ave., greenest .com Illuzion Glass Galleries, The Green Room, 2750 greenboulder.com Helping Hands Dispensa- 2740 Canyon Blvd., illuzion Glenwood Dr., boulder The Station, 3005 28th ry, 1021 Pearl St., helping glassgalleries.com greenroom.com St., thestationboulder.com handsdispensar y.com Christy Fantz: twitter.com/ The Growing Kitchen, Trill Alternatives, 1537 The Farm, 2801 Iris Ave., 8401 Baseline Road, Pearl St., trillalternatives thefarmco.com fantzypants

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Nightlife for less

A cheap-ass guide to drunkenness Tracking happy hours is a good start

By Alexandra Sieh Colorado Daily Columnist et’s play a game. Raise your hand if: • You’re a student buried under essays and exams.

• You have a part-time job (or two).

• You’re in denial about the amount of money you’re going to owe after these wild years are over.

• You now need a drink because I reminded you of these loans.

Yea, I get it. That was me, too.

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While I know you’re leaving Tinder logged on, waiting for another “Super Like” to free up, I’m going to need you to switch over to your app store. There are a couple of free downloads that’ll help you find your next cheap drink.

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Ish. Think GroupOn for starving students. The creators get restaurants and bars to post deals and specials each week. Then you log on,

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Photos by Nick Mott / Colorado Daily Above: Party lights brighten the bikes and equipment as the Thursday Cruiser Ride lasts into the evening.

Left: Dancers let the music posses their bodies at the Thursday Cruiser Ride.

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Program Council

Jeremy Papasso / Staff Photographer Fans throw their hands in the air like they just don’t care during a concert on the University of Colorado campus in Boulder.

Watch big acts before the hype wave hits

Cliff Grassmick / Staff Photographer Students rock out on Farrand Field during Welcomefest.

CU’s Program Council brings concerts, film and comedy to campus

By Alexandra Sieh Colorado Daily Columnist hat do Cyndi Lauper, Sharon Osbourne, Pierce Brosnan (aka James Fucking Bond) and the University of Colorado’s Program Council all have in common?

Admittedly not much.

But they are all 64 and still as kick-ass as ever.

Since its beginnings in 1953, Program Council has been bringing the university live entertainment, film screenings and more. Better yet, they’ve prided themselves on having a keen eye for artists that are, as current director Ari Kononov put it, pre-“hype-wave.”

Whether it was The Who or The Grateful Dead, back in the ’70s and ’80s, or Chance the Rapper in 2014,

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Program Council finds artists just entering their prime.

Now with a more stable budget and better resources, folks at Program Council are “attempting to bring artists of current equal fame to our campus prior to their prime era of fame and success,” Kononov explains.

As Kononov sees it, “college students are the best demographic to target in terms of being up to date with what music is about to blow up.” And with everyone on staff being a college student themselves, it’s easy for Program Council to remain as connected to their audience as ever. As Kononov puts it, plenty of students don’t realize “other students are putting on these events themselves.”

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For those involved, Program Council offers realworld experience. Whether it’s “managing budgets and venues, booking talent, (or) building connects in (the) industry,” Kononov says, the employees at Program Council are “experiencing a taste of the high-pressure, high-reward environment that comes with working in entertainment full-time.”

Ultimately, that’s what makes it works. Students working hard to bring other students together for a good time in a safe and secure environment.

This year’s Welcomefest, held last Saturday, featured D.R.A.M., a rapper, singer and producer best known for his Lil Yachty collaboration “Broccoli.” Boulderbased DJ duo MTNMEN,

rapper Noname and musician Vanic also brought their considerable talents to Farrand Field.

Welcomefest may be one of Program Council’s biggest events, but there’s more to come. Keep your eye on Program Council all year — they’ve set their goals high for the level of entertainment they hope to provide.

Sold yet?

If you’re ready to join the team, leave Wednesday nights free. Every week at 6 p.m. in the Program Council office (UMC 401), a group of like-minded folks will gather to find out how they can help. No matter if its marketing an upcoming event or applying for their production and security teams, you’ll be entering

into this entertainment-driven community.

Maybe you’re not ready for the commitment. You can still up the ante by becoming a Gold List member (programcouncil.com/ membership). Folks who sign up will get discounted tickets, front-of-the-line access and chances to win free merchandise.

At the very least, get cyber connected. Via Facebook (facebook.com/ programcouncil) and Twitter (twitter.com/ programcouncil), Program Council teases to its upcoming events and generally keeps you in the know as far as what they’re cooking up.

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Counterculture on the airwaves Radio 1190 brings you new music and a uniquely Buff community

By Jolie Klefeker For the Colorado Daily hether you turn to us for new music, listen to your friends over the airwaves, or host a show yourself, Radio 1190 has something for you.

College radio goes far beyond broadcasting. It’s about counterculture, community and creativity. Volunteers help with audio production, art, journalism and way more, too, all the while earning hours toward becoming a DJ. We host tons of events throughout the year such as Nick Mott / Colorado Daily First Thursdays in partnerJolie Klefeker, left, and Hannah Morrison check out an album in Radio 1190’s music library. ship with the CU Art Museum and live music at Innisfree on the Hill. Whatever your thing may be, come find us in the basement of the UMC to check out the studio or get involved.

Tune in to 1190 AM Denver or 98.9 FM Boulder, or visit radio1190.org.

Here’s a little preview of what to expect on the air.

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Degrees of Separation

Hosted by Alan Tett 5 to 6 p.m. Thursdays Alan is chill, erudite and full of facts. His show Degrees of Separation

Saturday, September 16, 2017 Join us for this scenic ride along the Front Range in Boulder County, Colorado. Choose from a variety of routes and enjoy great food, music and giveaways —all in support of Craig Hospital programs for individuals with spinal cord or brain injuries. There is a course for riders with every skill and ability.

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Famous Dave’s

Townsend Rep Group

explores the community of side projects and collaborations of respected independent artists, anything from Grimes to Fleet Foxes. With a new artist every week, there’s tons to learn.

News Underground

Hosted by Jared Bahir Browsh 6 to 7 p.m. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays News Underground is an 1190 staple, bringing you a fresh take on news three times a week. The show often hosts guests and interviews and always has something compelling to say. News Underground consistently delivers accurate and thought-provoking content.

The Morning Show

Hosted by Lily Hetherington 7 to 10 a.m. Tuesdays and Thursdays We have several morning show hosts, and we encourage you to listen every morning. Radio 1190 works hard to provide the best independent music to make your morning commute go by a little faster.

Lily is an excellent host — she’s friendly and witty, and

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Get Social

Photos by Nick Mott / Colorado Daily Above: Participants groove to the music during the Thursday Cruiser Ride.

Top right: Tom and Jeremy dance to swing music at No Name Bar. Right: Cruisers hug and dance to the American-themed music during the Fourth of July Cruiser Ride.

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find the food or booze that makes your tummy smile and “get hooked.” Show that coupon to the cashier and you’ll be singing a happy little tune as you gorge yourself on discounted pizza.

Boulder Happy Hours (boulderhappyhours.com) is a bit more booze-centric. It’s going to help you find what bars are whipping out cheap drinks that night. Better yet, GPS settings will make it so the top bars will be those closest to you. When you’ve had your fill, it even has a page to get you a cab home.

Now, if you’ll head over to your web browser, I have two more options for you.

Drink in the Buff (drinkinthebuff.com) is a site launched specifically to help CU students get responsibly tipsy on the cheap. It’ll tell you all the bars offering Happy Hour specials and how to get there.

DrankBank (drankbank .com) does the same thing but with campuses across the U.S. It may not be as comprehensive, but its maps and information still hold plenty of promise for the alcohol-obsessed.

calendar spiced up with all your favorite happy hours.

Whether it’s on the bar or brewery’s personal site, or via their social media, you’ll get into a routine of when they have deals.

If you take some time to add in alerts, you’ll always have cheap drinks at your fingertips.

A Few Freebies

We’ve bonded by this point, so I’ve snagged a few happy hours to get you started.

Walrus Saloon 1911 11th St. boulderwalrus.com Happy Hours: 4 to 8 p.m.

Monday through Saturday On Sundays, get $1.75 well drinks. Ladies drink free until midnight Wednesdays and get $1 well drinks from then until close. Every Thursday, get $2.50 calls all night.

Twisted Pine Brewing 3201 Walnut St. twistedpinebrewing.com Happy Hours: all day Monday and Tuesday, 4 to 6 p.m.

Wednesday through Friday, 9 to 10 p.m. every night $1 off full-pour beers, $3 off all pitchers, and food deals on grub like roasted hummus and caprese bites.

Let’s Be Friends Sundown Saloon No, not you and me. Well, 1136 Pearl St. OK. Maybe. You seem cool.

Happy Hours: $4 Kettle But I’m talking about getOne, $4.25 Crown Royal, and ting connected with your $1 off craft beers on Sunday; favorite spots in town. Sure, $2 mystery beer cans and $3 Facebook may be a little mystery shots on Monday; $4 uncool these days, but a ton Stoli Moscow Mules on Tuesof your favorite bars and res- day; $4 whiskey drinks on taurants are online, just Wednesday; $5 vodka and dying to tell you about their Red Bulls and $1 Kamikazee upcoming specials. shots (if you pay cash) ThursEach week, they’ll adverday through Saturday tise a bar deal alongside preBoulder Beer views for upcoming bands or 2880 Wilderness Place new appetizers. You’ll also boulderbeer.com find photos from last week’s Happy Hours: $15 pitchers shenanigans — your squinty- of Mojo IPA after 3 p.m. Moneyed, smiling faces reminddays; $15 pitchers of Hazed ing you of that last tequila Happy Session Ale on shot.

Wednesdays; $4 pints and $15 pitchers from 3 to 6:30 p.m.

Sync Up every day So now you’ve gone all Enjoy the discounts, dear “Like” crazy, and your social Buffs, and drink responsibly. media is flooded with updates Use those extra ducats for from your favorite spots. another night out.

Which is probably distracting. And/or making you want Read more Sieh: colorado daily.com/columnists. to drink more.

Stalk her: instagram.com/ Oops.

The trick now is to get your wildeyed_wandering.

Get Social

Photos by Nick Mott / Colorado Daily Above: Joe and John have a blast at the Thursday Cruiser Ride. Top right: Willie chats about literature at No Name Bar. Right: A musician plays the upright bass at No Name Bar.

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Columnist Q&A

Klefeker knows what’s ‘On-Air Next’ Jolie has the musical scoop every Thursday

By Deanna Hardies Colorado Daily Editor olie Klefeker is the new music director for Radio 1190, and as such is entrusted with the sacred duty of supplying a constant stream of new music to the ears at CU and beyond.

Get to know the musical muse orchestrating what plays on the airwaves.

After a successful interview, the Gods of Small Annoyances have hired you as an entry-level deity. How will your worshipers praise your name? i think that capitalization and punctuation are annoying and while i acknowledge their necessity in formal writing i don’t when i am sending text messages or emails i feel like people get the point either way so why put in the extra work Oh no! You’re missing a finger. How did that happen?

In all seriousness, trying to fix or build something that I shouldn’t be. I’m a crafty lady and proud of it, but my bullheaded determination to “do it myself” often forces me into humbling and embarrassing situations.

That astronomer friend who owes you $100 has just discovered the large “Planet X” just beyond Pluto’s orbit.

She offers you naming rights to get out of debt. What’s the name that’ll go in future textbooks?

“I’m not fond of humanity’s hubristic desire to name everything after ourselves.”

That’s the name.

You wake up to a string of epithets shouted in a familiar voice. Gordon Ramsay is pacing in your bedroom, and he won’t go away until you cook something worth his time. What dish can you

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Courtesy Jolie Klefeker In order to ascend to the top echelons of CU’s Radio 1190, Jolie Klefeker had to defeat all challengers in a no-holds-barred electric ukelele battle to the death.

make to appease him?

A knuckle sandwich.

Wake up, sheeple! It’s a conspiracy! They’ve got everyone fooled, but you know the truth. What are They covering up?

Hilary won the election.

And mumble rappers actually embrace complex metaphor that goes way over the head of your average music critic.

They’ve transcended us all and have found a more authentic means of communication.

What new musical genre will take over the charts in 2018?

Mumble rap.

You have died and become a ghost. (My condolences.)

What place or object do you haunt, and how do you express your otherworldly frustration?

I would haunt Radio 1190 to complete my tenure as music director. I would use the special ghost powers of

invisibility and telepathy to ensure that all of our DJs continue to play quality independent music for our listeners.

You’ve managed to slip a subliminal message into every iPhone on the planet.

How will you know when it’s working?

All of my friends will be listening to Thin Lizzy on Spotify.

This isn’t a joke. I would actually tell everyone to listen to “Jailbreak” by Thin Lizzy.

Rock ’n’ roll isn’t cool with the young people anymore, and I guess I can accept that.

But I can’t accept someone having lived their entire life without listening to this album all the way through.

No way. Stop reading this immediately, go home, and put this album on. Your life will change for the better.

Klefeker is Radio 1190’s music director. Read more: colorado daily.com/columnists

Columnist Q&A

Taylor drops the beat in ‘Audio File’

Jolie Klefeker and Hannah Morrison man the mics at Radio 1190, which operates out of the basement of the UMC.

Duncan is a font of musical knowledge every weekend in the Colorado Daily

Nick Mott/ Colorado Daily

Radio from page 32 she’s been in the DJ game for quite a while. Definitely tune in to make your morning a little brighter.

Local Shakedown

your dial to Local Shakedown to discover tons of new music and support your community.

Party With Me Punker

Hosted by Bodhi Shane Melnitzer 4 to 5 p.m. Wednesdays Party With Me Punker is not for the fainthearted. It is, however, for the punks, freaks, outcasts and fools who want to have a good ol’ time listening to punk. Bodhi, who has been collecting punk records for decades, plays all vinyl and encourages listeners to sing or, better, scream the lyrics along with him over the AM airwaves. Check it out for vinyl, fun and impeccable punk knowledge.

Hosted by Grace Eun Cho 4 to 6 p.m. Fridays Local Shakedown always has and always will be the best show on Radio 1190. Hosts and times may change, but 1190 has always strived to maintain a genuine connection with local music in Colorado, and we continue to do so every week. Listen every Friday for a plethora of new music from your own backyard and Klefeker is Radio 1190’s music live, in-studio performances almost director. Read more reviews: every week. Grace has the voice of an angel and unparalleled taste. Turn coloradodaily.com/columnists

By Deanna Hardies Colorado Daily Editor ou’ve got so many questions: What are the best local acts?

How do I get the most bang for my buck when it comes to speaker systems? How do blind people experience hallucinogens?

Duncan Taylor is the man to answer your questions (except maybe that last one). He’s your dude on the inside of the audio equipment industry and a friendly face in the crowd at a concert.

Meet your new music buddy: That astronomer friend who owes you $100 has discovered the large “Planet X” just beyond Pluto’s orbit. She offers you naming rights to get out of debt. What’s the name that’ll go in future textbooks?

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Taylor

Planet Skrillex was going to be my choice. But then the old ego started to bloom, and I realized it can only be Planet Duncan.

And there can be

only one.

After years of research and maniacal laughter, you’ve finally created a terrifying hybrid of plant and animal. It’s alive! Dear god, what have you done?

I’ve made a huge tiny mistake.

I was aiming for a moving creature with plant-like skin that could produce its own oxygen, but I ended up with this pitiful, stationary, wailing demon of a rooted chupacabra that I can still hear when I lay my head

See TAYLOR, page 42

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down to sleep at night. I have no clue what to do next.

After a successful interview, the Gods of Small Annoyances have hired you as an entry-level deity. How will your worshipers praise your name?

I will be the God of Nailing Your Gum with an Overeager Toothbrush Stroke. My lady Goddess of Feeling It All Day will be by my side.

Oh no! You’re missing a finger. How did that happen?

Well. I uh ... I’m what you

might call a chronic degenerate gambler. I’m also missing three toes, two cars and every baseball card I ever owned. And I have a tattoo of someone else’s face on my chest. Life is what you make of it, that’s what I always say.

The U.S. Treasury announces it will begin issuing 7-dollar bills.

Whose face will be on it?

Obviously Trump’s face; $7 is ridiculous.

What new musical genre will take over the charts in

2018?

Dumb music for angry idiots. No, really — it will be tongue-in-cheek when it’s introduced by musicians united against the current administration. But then it will be picked up and worn as a badge of honor by those who similarly publish 1,000 eyepopping tweets in six months.

It combines the monster bass drops of hyper EDM with the three power chord musical magic of a strung out punk band. It will be one guy on

stage with a guitar and a laptop and a horde of angry backup dancers.

You have died and become a ghost. (My condolences.)

What place or object do you haunt, and how do you express your otherworldly frustration?

I would haunt the monthly flood warning sirens and announcer lady voice that rockets around the foothills.

It’s already 100 percent creepy sounding, but the words are oddly soothing —

“This ... is just ... a test ...”

All I would do is change up the words a bit.

“This ... is your last ... chance ...”

“It ... all ends ... today ...”

Centuries from now, only five words remain legible on your grave. What are they?

“Here ... defeated ... magma ... boxing ... evermore.”

Read more Taylor: colorado daily.com/columnists.

Stalk him: instagram.com/ duncanxmusic.

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