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INDEX

CONCERTS

Bar scene...................Page 6 Beer...........................Page 8

Fall albums...............Page 10

Marijuana.................Page 14

Cheap night out ........ Page 20

Get Social .................. Pages 26, 27, 34 Radio 1190...............Page 36 Program Council ....... Page 38 Audio File Q&A..........Page 44 CU campus map ........................ Pages 48, 49

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Tame Impala will play Red Rocks Amphitheatre on Aug. 31.

Most-anticipated fall shows Get tickets while you can for these big-name acts coming to Colorado

Swans play The Gothic Theatre in Englewood on Sept. 10.

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his year has already been packed with excellent shows, with many more to come. Check out what’s coming up for Colorado concerts in the fall.

Tame Impala Aug. 31 Red Rocks Amphitheatre, 18300 West Alameda Parkway, Morrison Tame Impala is one of today’s most popular touring acts. Known for their psychedelic live shows and singer Kevin Parker’s nostalgic charm, the group will take their talents to Red Rocks for one of the amphitheatre’s final summer shows. Your favorite

slacker, Mac DeMarco, will open for Tame Impala on the night of the 31st.

This show is sold out, but Mac DeMarco will play a couple other dates around Colorado surrounding the Red Rocks concert.

Swans

Sept. 10 The Gothic Theatre, 3263 S. Broadway, Englewood

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BOULDER BARS

Dives, dates and dancing

A wonderland of well drinks awaits. End your evening with a Fat Albert.

By Alexandra Sieh Colorado Daily Columnist oulder nightlife: A collection of bars in which we all throw respectability to the wind and bump ’n’ grind like we don’t have to work tomorrow. Where we bust out “The Shopping Cart,” aggressively heckle friends during billiards, and get all philosophical or introspective when the tequila turns.

It’s a blast.

It’s also crucial to find the right spot to go through all the feels at, bust a move, etc.

Here’s a guide to the Boulder bar scene, to help you choose (and then drink) wisely.

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World Famous Dark Horse Bar And Grill 2922 W. Baseline Road The struggle can be mighty real on that first date. Nerves, expectations — it all leads to a “What the hell do I say to this hottie that won’t blow my chances?” So why not take the pressure off? When you and your date walk in, you’ll find your way to the bar, of course. Pick up a tasty Colorado craft beer or a cheaper domestic on discount, or a well-priced well drink if liquor’s more your speed.

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whelming crowds keeping you from playing a round of shuffleboard. Just plenty of tables to chat over or drink at, pool tables in the back, and a stage for all those ready to sing some sweet karaoke tunes. (You’ll catch the NSYNC and Madonna wannabes being heckled by their friends Wednesday, Friday and Saturday nights.) Every Thursday, catch local talent on open mic night, or challenge your fellow “regulars” to pool in their Friday night tournaments. No shame, my dears. Make it that place where everybody knows your name.

Be a part of the tradition

Pearl Street Pub and Cellar 1108 Pearl St. Cliff Grassmick / Staff Photographer There’s no way you’ll miss Take a date to the Dark Horse and you’ll have conversation-starters hanging from the ceiling everywhere. it. The Pearl Street Pub and Cellar sits along the mall, a Boulder bars. That’s probably nice patio outside beckoning From there, the bar does the mutually mock the brave souls belting one out on kara- why, when you walk in, you work for you. you in with the promise of a oke night, or pray for B12 get that, “I bet that guy comes cool drink and place to relax.

You’ll wander around, takduring bingo. You’ll be laugh- here a lot” vibe — the feeling Inside, a gorgeous bar boasts ing in the utter chaos of the that most of those sipping on all sorts of beers on tap, and a tchotchkes, posters and deco- ing and talking with your date, never once wondering if a discounted cocktail probarations. Take a break at one wide selection of liquor for you can duck out early. bly stop by after work once or your favorite mixed drink. of the booths, tables or hightwice a week. But I’d argue tops that are scattered about. Become a regular But this bar, well, it’s a gift that’s what makes it worth a Challenge your foxy someone that keeps on giving. It’s The Outback Saloon visit or two yourself. more than a classic bar. to a round of pool, air hockey 3141 28th St. You won’t find yourself josor arcade games on the first See BARS, page 22 Tucked back along 28th tling for position at the bar to and second floor. Go on the Street, The Outback Saloon is place a drink order. No overright night, and you can far from the main drag of

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BEER

It’s poetry in a pint glass Open your mind and mouth to the joy of Colorado craft beer

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oulder has a great craft beer scene, which means University of Colorado students have the rare opportunity to expand their beer palate beyond cubes of Rolling Rock and kegs of Keystone Light.

So here is a guide to some of the places to grab a pint of IPA or stout while you aren’t coating beer pong tables with yellow fizz.

Some disclaimers: If you are a freshman, stop reading this. I will not be accused of encouraging underage drinking. And please drink responsibly.

Throwing up Bud Light into your toilet is one thing; puking up craft beer is just a waste.

Obviously, the best place to grab some craft beer is at, wait for it: A craft brewery.

Walnut Brewery, Shine Brewing, West Flanders Colorado Daily file photo Brewing and Mountain Sun A bartender pours a St. James Red at the Walnut Brewery, at 1123 Walnut St. in downtown Boulder.

Pub and Brewery are all der, and all of them serve with more variety and beers located in downtown Boulfrom all over the place?” food so you don’t get all schwasty-faced.

Well, hypothetical person, Backcountry Pizza just Venture a little further east and you’ll find the likes down the road from campus of Twisted Pine (they’ve got on Arapahoe Avenue has a a seasonal cucumber cream wide variety of craft beers that you can get with your ale that tastes way better pies. than it sounds), Sanitas Brewing (get a discount on West End Tavern in downcertain beers when the town Boulder also has a nearby train passes by), J good selection and has the Wells Brewing (some of the occasional tap takeover. best beer you will ever drink They also have a wing chalwhile sitting in a converted lenge in case you have a garage) and Wild Woods brave friend and want enter(one of my personal favortainment with your beer. ites — ask for the black on FATE Brewing Co. off black and thank me later).

Arapahoe Avenue near East “But Mitchell,” you ask in Campus has a rotating list of Colorado Daily file photo guest beers in addition to our hypothetical conversaThe Walnut Brewery in downtown Boulder serves food along with the tion: “What if I want a place See BEER, page 32 drinks, to help you avoid getting all schwasty-faced.

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ALBUMS

Most-anticipated fall albums New favorites are about to be added to your semester’s shuffle

By Elijah Jarocki For the Colorado Daily ears from now, you’ll be taking a bullet train to your job designing fashionable safety gear for quadcopter jetpack pilots, and a song will pop up as you listen to a playlist on your phone/ wallet/tricorder that will fill you with nostalgia. You’ll remember with crystal clarity the moment you first heard it while you were cramming late at night, or maybe it will bring back a flood of memories of that amazing year at CU. That song hasn’t come out yet, but here’s a glimpse into what the future holds in store.

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De La Soul

And The Anonymous Nobody (Aug. 26) Hip-hop heavyweights De La Soul are set to release their new record via Rough Trade on Aug. 26. The new album marks De La Soul’s first venture into crowdsourcing. “And The Anonymous Nobody” was funded by a kickstarter campaign that reached its goal of $110,000 in under 10 hours. In return for the record’s enormous support, De La Soul has crafted a 67-minute epic featuring artists Jill Scott, Snoop Dogg, David Byrne, Usher, 2 Chainz, Damon Albarn and more. We’ll see if this experiment pays off when “And The Anonymous Nobody” comes out in full.

Angel Olsen

My Woman (Sept. 2) “Burn Your Fire for No Witness” was a top spot on many 2014 end-of-the-year lists. Since then, Angel Olsen has been creating “My Woman.” There’s enormous pressure against Olsen, but it looks like she’s going to deliver. Singles “Shut Up

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Courtesy photo “And The Anonymous Nobody” by De La Soul comes out Aug. 26.

Kiss Me” and “Intern” are less low-fi than her previous releases but still hold that signature Angel Olsen charm. The 2016 releases from bedroom-pop contemporaries Car Seat Headrest and Pity Sex were also better produced than their previous albums; both records were met with varying critical reception. I’m excited to see how “My Woman” sounds on Sept. 2.

Local Natives

Sunlit Youth (Sept. 9) In a news release, Ryan Hahn says, “Forget about what we’ve done and what people expect. ... We wanted all the new songs to have a different energy, to challenge ourselves to do something different each time.” The three released singles — “Fountain Of Youth,” “Villainy” and “Past Lives” — are a definite departure from the group’s previous releases. All of the past elements are there: soaring guitars, beautiful harmonies and frantic

“My Woman” by Angel Olsen comes out Sept. 2.

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tor” was released on wilcoworld.net in commemoration of the one-year anniversary of 2015’s “Star Wars.” The single sounds similar to tracks on “Star Wars”: weird guitar, Jeff Tweedy drawl and alt-country sensibilities. The record will be released on dBpm, Wilco’s self-run record label. We can expect Wilco to put out a solid record. Whether it will be as groundbreaking as “Yankee Hotel Foxtrot” or “Sky Blue Sky” remains to be seen.

Die Antwoord Mount Ninji and Da Nice Time Kid (Sept. 16) Ninja and Yolandi Visser are back with Die Antwoord’s fourth studio album. The Courtesy photo leaked tracklist looks like the two are sticking to their “Sunlit Youth” by Local Natives comes out Sept. 9. brand of irreverent, badass, electronic rap. Track names drumming, but the singles Wilco like “BANANA BRAIN,” strike closer to pop songs Shmilco (Sept. 9) “RATS RULE,” “STOOPID than ever before. Will the Wilco’s hilariously titled RICH,” and “PEANUTBUTLocal Natives be able to keep 10th album is slated for their indie cred with “Sunlit release at the top of Septem- TER+JELLY” suggest that we See ALBUMS, page 16 Youth”? Only time will tell. ber. The lead single “Loca-

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Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats Sept. 18 The Gothic Theatre, 3263 S Broadway, Englewood If you’re looking for a band with the soul of Black Sabbath, look no further than The Gothic Theatre on Sept. 18. These English rockers will get your head banging and your heart

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Echo & The Bunnymen

Sept. 20 Ogden Theatre, 935 E. Colfax, Denver When The Cure played Fiddler’s Green in June, they re-whetted many Coloradans’ appetite for New Wave. Echo & The Bunnymen are taking full advantage of this 80s revival. The band is not touring with any supporting acts. See them live under the killing moon on the night of Sept. 20.

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And when Dan is out, where will you run to?

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Albums from page 10

will hear similar subject matter as 2014’s “Donker Mag” and 2012’s “Ten$ion.” Die Antwoord are simply continuing their path of world domination. They’ve received a lot of press recently for both their music and their role in the movie “Chappie.” “Mount Ninji and Da Nice Time Kid” will definitely be an interesting release come September.

Preoccupations

Preoccupations (Sept. 16) After major public outcry over the name Viet Cong, the Calgary four-piece changed their name to Preoccupations. The visual style is largely the same — black and white photos, slightly creepy images and the postpunk tradition of using the Helvetica typeface for album covers. I’m super excited for this one. Viet Cong put on one of the best live shows I’ve ever seen and have definitely led the charge in 2016’s post-punk revival. We

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CHEAP NIGHT OUT

Get the most booze for your buck

Happy hour is your friend. Keep track with an app or calendar.

By Alexandra Sieh Colorado Daily Columnist o one wants to be the deal-obsessed coupon clipper. We all love to publicly roll our eyes at those rambling about BOGO deals and their latest find from the clearance rack.

But let’s be real. Rent’s a bitch, student loans are no joke, and the older you get, the harder it is to flirt your way to a free drink.

So let’s embrace sensible spending. I assure you, drink specials get you just as boozed up as the full-price ones.

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A couple of website smarties set up a site that tells you who’s hosting a happy hour at the time you log on. They also have deals sorted by location, via a nifty map, or by just name of the place. It’s actually super helpful, detailing what times the happy hour runs from, what type of cuisine it has, etc.

There’s also boulderhappy hours.com. It’s a bit simpler — just a list of all the eateries, bars, breweries, etc., in town with their happy hours Jeremy Papasso / Staff Photographer listed. You’ll find what’s on Squeeze extra drinks out of your budget by following your favorite bars and breweries on social media. You’ll

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Bars from page 6 Keep walking back and you’ll find bar activities and a couple more tables. Go downstairs, and you’ll hit the source of all sorts of pool tables, arcade games and a second bar to keep you hydrated. Anyone around 6 feet may want to watch their noodles — the ceilings are low, but it’s well worth the possible head injury. If the night’s right, you’ll catch some live music.

On your way out, pucker up. That big ol’ buffalo head is waiting for a kiss — a tradition for any and all Boulder residents and students looking for good luck. Not too shabby — always guaranteed a kiss good night.

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Attic Bar and Bistro 949 Walnut St. For no reason in particular, the Attic was often my group’s end-of-the-night stop before teetering home. We’d wander up the stairs and make our way through the cramped room to the bar in

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the corner. And then, no matter what we’d been drinking all night, the order was the same: “We’ll take four of the ... uh ... you know that purple drink, with the vodka?” That, friends, is the Fat Albert, the Attic Bar drink of choice.

Once you have one of those in hand, you can find a table near the live band that’s performing, or settle in on the couches near the pool tables and arcade games. Even a trip to the bathroom is interesting, with so many messages carved into the wood of the stalls. A very low-key spot with excellent drink specials all week.

Bourbon lovers, unite

The West End Tavern 926 Pearl St. The goal: to bring all sorts of Kentucky bourbon love to Boulder. And boy, do the folks at The West End Tavern succeed. Not only do they have a long list of bourbons, they know just how to mix them into cocktails even bourbon skeptics could sip

with glee. The craft beer on tap and the not-bourbon cocktails offer an alternative for your other friends, as will a menu with creative dishes to soak up all that liquor. When the Wing King Challenge rolls around, expect saucecovered faces to come staggering out as folks try to eat their way through 50 wings in 30 minutes. Snow specials make the cold weather bearable, as do other weekday specials. Once the weather thaws, head to the second floor and check out the patio overlooking Pearl.

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The Sundown Saloon 1136 Pearl St. What can I say? I’m a dive bar lover. A place where your high heels and socks-’n’-sandals combos are both welcome, and any shuffleboard skill level will suffice. The bar where older folks hustle “The Young and the Intoxicated” at pool, and where the bathrooms always have a line.

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Paul Aiken / Staff Photographer Once you walk down those stairs, you’ll enter a magical dive where the ceilings are low and the employees are exceedingly patient.

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from page 20 special on each day, too, helping you gauge what kind of night it’s going to be.

There’s also an app for that, for both Apple and Android devices.

Follow your favorite spot

You’d be amazed how many of your favorite bars and breweries are online, tempting you with sweet deals or new beer releases while you’re sneaking onto Facebook during class.

I’ve found, in my reporting travels, most will preview a new beer release or a band’s performance with a quick post on Facebook and/or Twitter, making sure you know in plenty of time to lie your way out of an awkward dinner with that high school friend who’s in town for the night.

You’ll also find a lot of places have deals specifically listed on their websites. I know that’s a pain in the ass, but hey. What else do you have to do, besides homework?

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Cliff Grassmick / Staff Photographer Finkel and Garf Brewing Co. (5455 Spine Road, Suite A) releases a new beer every Wednesday.

Jeremy Papasso / Staff Photographer The Bohemian Biergarten has happy hours from 3 to 6 p.m. every day and 9 p.m. to close Monday and Sunday.

Let’s unite our calendars

day and night — and you’ll be set.

Breweries are creatures of habit. Most will release new beers or hold happy hours at the same times each week.

The folks at Twisted Pine Brewing (3201 Walnut St.) host a couple all-day happy hours. On Tuesday, you’ll get $1 pints and a couple food specials, and on Friday, you’ll get pitchers on discount. Over at Finkel and Garf Brewing Co. (5455 Spine Road, Suite A), the

brewers release a new beer every Wednesday. When it’s gone, it’s gone, so you’d best hustle those buns over each Hump Day. I could go on and on, but every brewery has its own weekly routine. Just sync it up to yours, and you’ll be well on your way to becoming a regular.

Bars, well, they’re even easier. Just plug into what their weekly specials are — typically a set of hours each

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Sunday-Friday; 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. Wednesday-Saturday; all day Sunday Included in happy hour deals: $2 well drinks, $5 martinis, $3.50 draft beer The Rio Grande 1101 Walnut St. Happy hours: 3 to 6 p.m.

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The Attic Bar and Bistro 949 Walnut St. Happy hours: 9 p.m. to close Monday-Sunday.

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From 10:30 a.m. to 2 p.m. on weekends, you’ll get $3 Mimosas, $4 Bloody Mary’s and $5 Peppar Bloodies, Mamosas and Colorado Bulldogs.

Bitter Bar 835 Walnut St. Happy hours: 5 to 8 p.m.

Monday through Friday Included in this deal: Select cocktails are $6; house red, white and rose brut wines are $5; draft beer and Orion cans are $4.

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Don’t have time to sit down at a brewery or a taphouse? You can always get your craft beer to go.

Hazel’s Beverage World on 28th Street looks and feels like Costco, if Costco sold only alcohol.

They have a wide variety of craft beers, and to get the most variety out of your visit, you can make your own six-packs with single beers.

And like Costco, there is a tasting area where breweries will sometimes hand out samples of their beer for you to try.

And yes, they sell Keystone Light, too, in case you feel like ignoring all of my painstaking research.

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Bars from page 22 At the Downer, there’s darts and foosball, and a whole slew of chipped and crooked tables ideal for playing cards or quarters. PBR is usually cheap, and the second bar in the back offers relief from the crowded and tangled mess that is the main bar in the middle of the action. The ceilings are low and the employees are exceedingly patient.

And to think — all this greatness just a stairway away along Pearl Street.

Sort out the stereotypes

the bar. For those less inclined to joystick operation, there are plenty of tables to sip your cocktails at. And toward the back, that’s where the dance party begins. The dance floor fills up quick with those bumping and grinding to pop-music remixes and techno grooves. A perfect combo for that couple torn between game love and dance delight. You’ll also find themed nights like trivia nights and discount booze deals. Check in on Facebook

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Get your slice of local history

The Sink 1165 13th St. Over off 13th Street, The Sink is well known for its more famous diners — Guy Fieri, Barack Obama, Robert Redford. But it’s you, its foxy fresh customers, the folks at The Sink adore most. Their pizza menu alone is enough to hook any food lover, with

plenty of toppings and odd pairings to pique your interest. The same goes with burgers, sandwiches, etc. If the food doesn’t captivate you enough, the walls sure will.

For years, folks have been inking their names all along the walls, mingling with fantastic artwork that paints The Sink’s history. You’ll see Redford’s image there, nestled among various illustrations.

In the back, black lights will turn you all technicolor in the wee hours of the evening.

Weekly happy hours keep you smiling with local brews and great liquor alike. Their views about Sunday — especially brunch-time booze deals — are just what the doctor ordered: hair of the dog to enjoy on the corner patio.

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The Walrus Saloon 1911 11th St. We never really understood what brought us there, when we’d skip down a couple stairs and enter the oddity that is The Walrus Saloon.

The dance floor would be full of those doing every move from the common mosh-pit to the Lawn Mower. (Oh wait ... that was me.) The bar was always packed — everyone looking for the basic well drinks, surprise shots and domestic beers. The barrels supplied the daring with booze-soaked peanuts they’d munch as their friends played pool or air hockey. It’s how we got our typical collegetown bar fix. But it would also surprise you, with events like table tennis tournaments or online releases of DJ mixes to download. It may not be anyone’s favorite, but it’s definitely a spot we all stop by.

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ouch that dial. Spin through the static and snippets of noise until you land on AM 1190. Good job.

You are now listening to KVCU, the University of Colorado’s very own basement radio station. Keep listening, because this student-run station will expand your music horizons, sometimes broadcasting live performances.

Here’s the scoop on 1190’s radio personalities.

ShadowHuman Hour

Hosted by Ryan Ruehlen and Ryan Wurst 10 to 11 a.m. Monday ShadowHuman hour is a collaborative weekly show between Shadowtrash Tape Group and Always Human Tapes. Each week, the show rotates between featuring Shadowtrash tapes and releases from Always Human.

Always Human Tapes is a local tape group that specializes in left-leaning experimental dance music. When

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Cliff Grassmick / Staff Photographer The folks at Radio 1190, broadcast from the basement of the University Memorial Center, lend their personalities to the station’s weekly shows.

it is Ryan Wurst’s (from Always Human) week, you can expect head-bobbing dance tracks that will turn your morning commute into a dance throwdown.

Shadowtrash Tape Group

emphasizes experimental audio art in their releases.

Their catalogue varies from noisy cacophonies to foundsound symphonies. When Ryan Ruehlen from Shadowtrash is DJing, you don’t

quite know what to expect — but you’re gonna like it.

Last March, the ShadowHuman crew did a 24hour takeover of Radio 1190.

They have big plans for the fall semester. Be sure to

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Albums from page 16 from Preoccupations’ selftitled album.

Devandra Banhart

Ape in Pink Marble (Sept. 23) “Ape in Pink Marble” will be the ninth studio release for Venezuelan-American Devandra Obi Banhart. Banhart’s records have always had a strong visual component. Devandra studied at the San Francisco Art Institute before pursuing music.

“Mala” was a phenomenal record that married Latin music, bedroom pop and freak folk. I have high expectations for “Ape in Pink Marble,” and I hope I’m not disappointed.

Pixies

Head Carrier (Sept. 30) The Pixies are objectively one of the most important bands of the last 25 years.

“Surfer Rosa” and “Doolittle”

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These guys know how to throw a party CU’s Program Council brings movies and live music to campus

By Alexandra Sieh Colorado Daily Columnist ith age comes wisdom.

After 50 years, well, let’s just say the Program Council has become pretty darn wisdom-ous.

In one iteration or another, this group has brought all sorts of entertainment to campus, through live music, major motion pictures and more. Since its start, folks with the Program Council have drawn big names to Boulder, from Elvis Costello to the Grateful Dead. More recently, Wyclef Jean, Kygo, and Macklemore and Ryan Lewis have come to town.

A little something for everyone, and that doesn’t even count annual events like the Welcomefest Concert.

The event is held every fall at Farrand Field and brings the same big energy you’ve come to expect from Program Council concerts, with thousands crowding in for the show. Battle of the Bands also brings the beats, challenging up-and-coming artists to bust out the best they have. They get the chance to share their music with an audience eager to lap it all up.

Local songwriters will also get their chance to shine. On Sept. 2, folks at the Program Council and Club 156, the University Memorial Center’s

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fun goings-on. They market across campus to make sure you know about the next movie or live music event.

Every Wednesday, they meet in the Program Council Office at the UMC. Check it out and see if you’d like to get involved.

You can also go gold. From their website (programcouncil.com), just follow the link for Gold List VIP Membership. You radiant few will score discounts on concert tickets, get free entry into some of the Club 156 shows, and chances to win things like autographed posters and meet ’n’ greets with the big names coming to campus.

Not too shabby — especially for $10.

You’ll also want to go all social media on this. Whether you’re logging on to Facebook, Twitter or Instagram, Cliff Grassmick / Staff Photographer folks at Program Council Program Council organizes the annual fall Welcomefest Concert on Farrand Field. want to connect with you. It’ll very own music venue on the always-appreciated comstudent population, Program make it that much easier to campus, are hosting a night plimentary popcorn) pop up Council’s planners are always find out about sweet events for local songwriters like regularly, held just a short looking for a way to keep coming up this weekend. All Sophie Floor, Ethan Cohen walk away on campus. From things exciting on the cheap. the better to plan your proand Nate Harvey. Anyone “American Sniper” to “Into crastination around.

Get involved intrigued by emerging talent the Woods,” there’s a film to Sieh pens her China MonoLove what the Program will get in for free, for a night fit whatever mood or movie logues column every other of good music. lover you’re trying to accom- Council’s doing? There are Tuesday for the Colorado DaiAnd it’s not just music modate. And with that “free” all sorts of opportunities to ly. Read more here: coloradoget involved. Their Street you’ll find when sifting price tag, this option’s far Team, for example, is a group daily.com/columnists. Stalk through the Program Counmore appealing than a busy her: instagram.com/ of student volunteers who cil’s calendar. theater. wildeyed_wandering.

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2721 Larimer St., Denver Fans of Cass McCombs adore the singer-songwriter’s sharp lyricism, graceful instrumentation and powerful live performance. The Cass McCombs band will pile onto the Larimer’s stage and deliver a musical cocktail sure to sweep you off your feet.

Porches

Sept. 26 Larimer Lounge, 2721 Larimer St., Denver Musician Aaron Maine has garnered a significant following after 2016’s excellent release “Pool.” Porches’ low-fi production, danceable rhythms and swirling synths feel simultaneously modern and nostalgic. This show is a perfect fit for the Larimer Lounge. Make your way over in late September.

Sigur Rós

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are two sides of a coin that has fed the alternative jukebox since 1988. “Head Carrier” reportedly has a song about Kim Deal, a founding member and recent ex-Pixie.

Frank Black & Co. will definitely splash some waves with “Head Carrier,” but I’m not sure if they could redefine rock again.

Gorillaz

Danny Brown

TBA (TBD) Indie-rap mastermind Danny Brown will release a new record sometime before the end of 2016. In June, he put out a video called “When It Rain” that exploded on YouTube. The MC shared in a recent interview with Pitchfork that the new record will be heavily inspired by Talking Heads’ “Fear Of Music” and “Little Creatures,” and Radiohead’s “A Moon Shaped Pool.” With those influences and Brown’s rap prowess, it would be hard to put out a flop. Hopefully the new Danny Brown record won’t turn into a Frank Ocean scenario.

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Will the Gorillaz get their act together for 2016?

LCD Soundsystem

TBA (TBD) One thing’s for sure, when LCD Soundsystem puts out a new record, it will be a huge deal. The group, after supposedly calling it quits in

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TBA (TBD) It’s a long shot whether the Gorillaz will get their act together and release a new record in 2016. That being said, if the Gorillaz can once again release something on the scale of their self-titled first record, they could push hip-hop in a totally different direction. Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett haven’t released a record since 2011’s “The Fall.” As with Facebook LCD Soundsystem, the record had better be incredible or the Gorillaz simply punkers’ return. Should LCD won’t be relevant anymore.

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