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FINAL THOUGHTS FROM SYENNA
Final Thoughts
As Syenna is away on holiday this month, in the spirit of her quirkiness, the rest of the PPI SyEN team decided to share with some of our favorite engineering jokes. The Hunting Trip An engineer, a statistician, and a physicist are out hunting. They spot a deer, and each take a turn to try and bag it. The physicist goes first. He pulls out his lab book and quickly calculates the trajectory of the bullet, assuming it is a perfect sphere in a vacuum. The bullet falls 20m short of the deer. The engineer goes second. He pulls out his engineers pad and book of projectile assumptions. After a few minutes he’s ready, he takes aim, and he fires. The bullet lands 20m passed the deer.
The statistician leaps in the air shouting, “We got it!”
Glass Half Full
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. The Wedding Two antennas got married - the wedding was lousy, but the reception was outstanding. Wind Turbines
Wind turbine 1: "What kind of music do you like?" Wind turbine 2: "I'm a big metal fan"
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