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Sisley’s eyesores near Roosevelt High

dows, unsafe conditions, and insect infestation.

Rather than making quick repairs, Sisley fended off inspectors and took the issues to court, a tactic he has used to delay repairs and paying fines at many of his other rental homes. (The city has amassed close to 200 code-enforcement cases relating to Sisley properties dating to the 1980s, according to Holmes’ office. They include junk storage violations, emergency orders, and unfit vacant buildings subject to demolition; more than 25 of those cases required taking Sisley to court to force his compliance.)

The current case involving the two boarding

“The city will never stop calling him a slumlord... But he has generally responded to the citations and tried to deal with them. In some situations he pushed back.” homes (at 6317 15th Ave. N.E. and 6515 16th Ave. N.E.) ultimately led to onerous court judgments: $247,000 in fines, costs, and penalties at one home and $368,000 at the other, plus daily penalties for both properties. Sisley had claimed he corrected the violations, but refused to allow inspectors inside the homes to confirm the work, so the city has continued to add daily fines as allowed by law.

As the clock continued to run, Sisley challenged the size of the fines and penalties, claiming the city’s Municipal Court was bound by the

same $75,000 judgment limit of District Courts.

He lost that too. “The appellate court’s decision,” city attorney Holmes said at the time, “reinforces the city’s ability to make it more expensive to be a slumlord than to comply with the Seattle Municipal Code.”

His deputy Schochet says the total Sisley owes has ballooned to $2,100,645 as of last week.

At the one home still standing, the continuing penalties click upward at $600 per day; in the house that was demolished, the penalties came to $1,000 a day for 1,034 days—the duration between the violation and the razing of the home in July 2012. The amount due also carries a 12 percent annual interest rate, Schochet says. Sisley’s attorney Grant confirms the amount due by his client as “$2 million and counting.”

Sisley, in a separate case, recently added more to his tab when a city judge ruled he had to pay $7,342 in tenant relocation fees, plus interest. He also faced an additional $180,000 in penalties, says his attorney, but, though no written ruling has been issued, the judge orally ruled against that penalty, Grant says.

“Hugh is very principled in much of what he does, and fights for what he believes,” Grant adds. “I know the city will never stop calling him a slumlord, and they have a long, contentious history. But he has generally responded to the citations and tried to deal with them. In some situations he pushed back.”

Grant describes his client as a frugal business-

man. Tales of his scrimping are legendary. One resident recalls often seeing Sisley reading a newspaper at a local barbershop. The barber told the resident that Sisley was too cheap to spend

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In exchange, Boeing machinists’ hard-fought pensions will be frozen in 2016 and will switch to an employer-contribution plan. The first time Boeing proposed the contract, in November, it was soundly rejected, with 67 percent voting No. In response, Boeing began to woo out-of-state locations as potential build sites, threatening to take its business—a central engine of Washington’s economy for 100 years—elsewhere. There were concessions. While the first contract specified that workers would not advance to peak pay for 16 years, the second contract walked left the promotion timeline at its current six years. But the new contract still eliminated the company’s pension, introducing instead a Boeing-funded savings account for each worker, in addition to a slight 2 percent raise in the company base pay match for the 401(k) plan.

This time, the machinists who stood in twohour lines at union halls in Seattle and Everett voted Yes—a conclusion confirmed after three recounts just to be sure.

Now Stephanie Lloyd-Agnew is on the phone. She is slowly shaking her head. Earlier, before the results were announced, she told me that she feels powerful when she builds airplanes.

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fter 35 years of putting off repairs to many of his 50-some Rooseveltneighborhood properties while fending off dozens of civil actions with repetitious court appeals, Hugh Sisley may have finally reached the pinnacle of his reigning Seattle slumlordship.

The 86-year-old is facing a record $2 million fine that continues to increase at the rate of $1,600 a day, plus 12 percent interest. And now, after years of foot-dragging of its own, City Hall is finally moving to collect the debt. As officials launch a new initiative approved by the City Council to inspect every rental unit in town, City Attorney Pete Holmes is planning to recover what the stubborn rental king owes by confiscating prized Roosevelt properties held by the penny-pinching millionaire.

“We’re currently deciding how to go about collecting those judgments, and foreclosing on the property is likely the best way,” says John Schochet, Holmes’ deputy chief of staff. “We have to decide what’s best for the neighborhood.

But of course, all he has to do is write us a check and that would be the end of it.”

That doesn’t appear likely—at least not for the foreseeable future. The $2 million Sisley owes resulted from a single court case involving just two of his Roosevelt rental homes, one of which has been torn down. The case—which began as two separate housing-code violation cases in 2008 and 2009, then was combined into one large civil prosecution—has already endured a half-dozen court hearings, including a jury trial, followed by appeals. And though all wound up in favor of the city, Sisley is once again appealing the outcome.

“That’s correct,” says Jeff Grant, the Seattle attorney representing Sisley and his wife Martha in the long-running legal challenge. “The fines at issue are on appeal, which we are going to be arguing sometime in January. So, so far he has not paid any fines or penalties, and that won’t change until there’s a final [court] decision.”

Grant thinks the city is awaiting the outcome of the latest appeal, but city officials indicate that since the judgment has been finalized repeatedly by the courts, it’s time for Sisley to pay up after nearly five years of legal wrangling. Code inspectors from the Department of Planning and Development found 42 violations at the two houses in question when they were operated as boarding homes in 2008 and 2009. Sisley charged up to a half-dozen renters $500 monthly each for a bedroom and shared bathroom/living facilities at the homes, which were cited for lack of heat, faulty wiring, broken toilets and win-

t’s the first Friday of 2014, and history is being made inside the International Association of Machinists 751 Union Hall in South Seattle. Reporters are forbidden inside, left to contemplate the doors of the building, quietly perched between the Duwamish River and a row of factories.

An hour after the vote tally was scheduled to come in, the doors burst open.

“Boeing fucked us!” the first man through says.

The crowd outside waiting to hear the future of Washington state is split in two by the man’s stiff arm. Ripping his Machinists 751 jacket from his back, he heads directly to the parking lot, gets in his car, and leaves. The torrent of workers that flows out follows a similar pattern.

“That was fucked up.”

“Deplorable.”

“There goes our future.”

After two contracts, two months of handwringing, and an $8.7 billion tax break, the vote came in: 51 percent of the machinists voted yes.

The 777x airplane will be built in Washington.

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A New Hope » FROM PAGE 5 25 cents for a newspaper, so he came in and read the shop’s paper for free.

Sisley also earned a much less amiable reputation for hiring bouncers as rental managers.

The most notorious was a swaggering neo-Nazi gun runner named Keith Gilbert, who managed Sisley’s Roosevelt properties and enforced rental policies. Gilbert once did federal prison time for conspiring to dynamite a stage where Martin Luther King Jr. was scheduled to speak.

He was sent back to the lockup after a 2005 bust for possession of illegal weapons, including two machine guns. He expressed remorse only at being separated from his pet Blondi, a snarling German shepherd he named in memory of a dog owned by Adolf Hitler.

Gilbert regularly brought civil-rights lawsuits against city inspectors for “invading” Sisley’s properties; he also sued judges and once sued a Roosevelt neighborhood association when it attempted to create a commercial plan for the district. Sisley felt the rezoning plan would negatively affect his properties.

Today, such a rezoning is a reality, and Roosevelt is finally changing. Sound Transit has set up shop in the middle of the spoiling Sisley empire. Prep work is underway for tunneling and construction of the Roosevelt Station, part of the northern extension of Seattle’s light rail.

Sound Transit says the station, to open in 2021, should have 8,000 daily boarders by 2030. That’s expected to have a booming impact on the nearby slumbering Roosevelt commercial district.

At the festering intersection of 65th Avenue Northeast and Northeast 15th Street, in the shadow of historic, restored Roosevelt High School, three of Sisley’s dilapidated properties sit in a row, drab gray and boarded-up remains of once fine homes fallen into great disrepair. They loom over the neighborhood as relics of good days gone sour, rotting monuments of the Sisley Rental Wars, circa 1980 to date.

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be reviewed at least every 10 years, with roughly 6,000 to 7,000 units viewed annually. Inspectors will come from a pool of city and city-qualified private inspectors. “For a city inspector, the fee will be $130 for the property including the first unit, and $25 for each additional unit to be inspected,” says Tallent. “There will be no charge for follow-up inspections. Private inspectors will set their own rates. If the city gets half the inspection business, we estimate we will need approximately four additional inspectors on staff.”

Says City Council member Tim Burgess, “The new rental-inspection law is good as far as it goes, but a key issue we still have to wrestle with is how the city uses its enforcement powers in general, including land-use violations, housing safety, public health, and so on. We generally follow a complaint-based practice, so the rentalhousing ordinance represents a first-step shift away from this approach, and that’s very good.”

It’s a step forward for rental rights, and indicative of market change. Even Hugh Sisley has sort of edged backwards into the future—he resisted rezoning 20 years ago, but now apparently sees it as a boost for his underused properties. The slumlord has now branched out as a leaselord, partnering with a developer who would like to turn Sisley properties—almost five acres’ worth— into shiny new retail and apartment buildings.

Thanks to light-rail expansion, Roosevelt Development Group, a partnership headed by developers Ed Hewson and Jon Breiner, now holds the leases to some of the more valuable Sisley properties in Roosevelt, and are working with Sisley, the city, and the neighborhood on how and what to build on them.

The City Council has already approved buildings of up to six stories near the high school and up to 10 stories in nearby zones. However, just as the slum houses were controversial, so are these new, taller buildings—500 residents showed up for one hearing on zoning changes to argue over visuals and density. Of concern to many are taller buildings that would block the handsome high school just off the intersection.

Some were hoping Sisley might simply raze the half-dozen or so rotting structures on the small block and—considering the money he’s made in the neighborhood—donate the site to the school district, which could turn it into a grand parklike entryway for the high school.

There’s no indication that will happen. As then–City Councilman Richard Conlin said after the rezoning passed, “I am aware that there is an undercurrent of resentment because zoning changes will lead to Mr. Sisley making more money.”

There is also the question of which Sisley properties would be foreclosed if the city moves to collect its $2 million, possibly complicating Roosevelt development plans. As city attorney spokesperson Kimberly Mills says, they’re seeking a “win-win” deal that’s best for both the neighborhood and taxpayers. But what happens if it doesn’t seem like a win to Sisley, a litigant who loves the lethargy of the appeals process?

Either way, says Sisley’s attorney Grant, “Hugh Sisley as slumlord is just old news. What’s happening now is that progress is being made.

A revitalization of that neighborhood is under way, with light rail and new, attractive residential buildings. That’s really the story of Hugh and the Roosevelt Neighborhood today. Progress.” E

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For the most part, Sisley won those battles

through delaying tactics. But change is coming to Roosevelt and elsewhere. Seattle rental-code enforcement should get tougher, or at least more emphatic, under a new city law that quietly went into effect January 1. Prompted by a need for more comprehensive and routine inspections instead of random renter complaints, the Rental Registration and Inspection Ordinance requires landlords to register all Seattle rental housing units from single-family houses to large apartment buildings. Starting in 2015, regular inspections will begin in an attempt to ensure units are safe and meet basic maintenance requirements.

Geoff Tallent, the city’s inspection program manager, says surveys show that an estimated 10 percent (about 148,000 units) of Seattle-area rental housing has moderate to severe physical problems. “This means there is potentially a lot of substandard housing with only a complaintbased system to address rental problems,” he says. The new Seattle program “expands this system by creating a way to address issues, even when tenants do not complain, and by increasing awareness of housing standards among property owners, managers, and renters.”

Rental properties will be selected randomly for inspection, Tallent says. Each property will

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page»header 51 Percent Yes » FROM PAGE 5 feel powerful,” she said.

She does not look like she feels powerful right now. She is hunched over and her hands are covering her face.

“We went down, brother,” she says into her phone now. “We lost.”

For 24 years, Lloyd-Agnew has worked for Boeing assembling planes on the factory floor.

On November 5, when Boeing announced its surprise contract—pushed on the machinists before their previous contract had even expired— Lloyd-Agnew got active. She engaged. She headed to Olympia that month and lobbied legislators to approve the biggest state-tax subsidy given to a private corporation in U.S. history.

“They don’t know how hard that was,” LloydAgnew says. “We went out there and got Boeing the money. We knocked on doors.”

She thought it would be enough. But it wasn’t.

“People won’t know to fight this sort of oppression in the future if we accept this,” she says. “If people 20 years ago had sold out, I wouldn’t be here. We did it for future generations.”

The walls of the union hall are decorated with labor-battle histories: buttons proclaiming that their bearers “Held the Line in ’69.” Pictures of clenched fists. An aphorism on a laminated sheet sits squarely in the middle of the memorabilia:

The past we inherit, The future we build.

For many of the machinists in the union hall tonight, the future being built now is troubling.

Lyle Carpenter, standing outside the hall on the corner, is one of them. “I have never seen anything more despicable.” He says it once more for posterity.

Carpenter is a union steward for IAM 571.

He tells me he never should have come to the second vote: “Make absolutely no goddamned mistake about it. We have just witnessed the downfall of the middle class.”

“Despicable,” he repeats.

Boeing earned record profits last year. They

have $400 billion in backlog orders. For IAM 751 leaders, Boeing’s claim that it had to cut traditional pensions to stay competitive in the market flew in the face of the hard numbers.

But with a No vote potentially meaning no more jobs period, the contract passed. The Yes voters left the hall quietly. One told a friend he had “mixed emotions.”

“At least we can keep working,” he said. “It doesn’t feel great, though.”

At 10:30 p.m., a half-hour after the votes came in, the last woman out of the Union Hall is in tears. She quietly hugs the woman holding her up, and sulks off into the dark. E

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Public Comment» By Joshua Bessex What would you like to see from the new Seattle City Council?

“I’d like to see more parking [downtown]. I don’t even drive my car here anymore. I got, like, eight parking tickets in three months.”

—Brandon Lee Brinegar, 31, Bellevue “I don’t have any hopes for the Seattle City Council. I expect them to deal with the $15-anhour minimum wage, which doesn’t affect me but it’ll be a big deal.”

—Joe Berentsen, 63, Wedgewood

“There are a lot of issues between taxis, for-hire cars, and limos. I’m hoping they do something about it.” —Bashi Takar, 36, West Seattle “My biggest hope is that they can strike a balance between raising the minimum wage and not hurting small businesses.”

—Joe Veyera, 20, North Seattle “I would hope that they could start finalizing a plan that would bring the SoDo Arena.”

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“As somebody who has never lived here and is a first-time visitor, I’d like to see improved public-

transportation maps, for them to deal with the homeless, and reinvigorate that old Seattle grunge sound.”

—Cody Badaracca, 27, Steamboat, Colo.

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The Seahawks success has proven great for the city’s psyche and, for some, the bottom line.

Observes KIRO-FM talk-show host Dori Monson, who has been hosting pre- and post-game broadcasts off and on since 1996: “There aren’t many happy things that galvanize an entire community, and the Seahawks are clearly a force that had done that. People are so fully invested in them.”

Indeed, Seahawk fever is epidemic, and oh boy, has it been good for business—at least for those businesses situated within earshot of CenturyLink’s 68,000 roaring fans.

DreamGirls at SODO, for instance, went gangbusters following December 2’s Monday-night vicown at the J & M Café, where on claw-foot tables surrounded by tasseled draperies Wyatt Earp once played poker with Doc Maynard, the joint rocks and the booze flows whenever tory over the New Orleans Saints, who return to town for this weekend’s playoff game. “We had 300 the Seahawks duel. It has always been that way, from the moment the Sunday-morning customers, and that set a one-day record,” marvels day manager Kevin Gano. “Business is usually good doors swing open at 8 and the crowd fills every dimly lit crevice of this 124-year-old Pioneer the Saturday night before the Sunday game, but really, it’s nothing like what happens when the game is over. If the team wins, they come pouring in.”

Square institution.

Brian Hale is still pinching himself to make sure he’s not dreaming. He opened his Gameday Sports This year, though, general manager Michael Petrone says the mood is different.

“The patrons go a little crazier now when the Hawks score. They’re ordering more drinks. The tips are Shop on Occidental Avenue on November 15, the day before the Seahawks slaughtered the Minnesota better.” Gazing upward at the vintage painting of a nude, porcelain-skinned burlesque queen of yesteryear, Vikings. Packed tightly with team gear, the place has a spectacular view of the stadium, and when the team scores and the stands ripple with a sea of green-and-blue-clad cheering fans, the shop vibrates, the Petrone adds, “I can’t explain it, but the electricity is different.”

There’s no question that the magic carpet ride taken these past few months by our gridiron heroes has windows rattle—and the cash register jingles.

Tailgaters, some of them at least one sheet to the wind, are lined up outside the door at 6 a.m., says swept Seattle off its feet. There’s a swagger to our step now, a cocksureness that total victory is inevitable.

Hale. They make a beeline for the beanies, mostly, though shirts emblazoned with Marshawn Lynch’s The team’s success has seeped into the city’s collective psyche.

Decidedly non-sports-centric watering holes, such as Ballard’s folkie hangout Conor Byrne Pub or “Beast Mode” nickname and Richard Sherman’s smack-talk, “You Mad Bro?” aren’t far behind. “And, in Greenwood’s film bar Naked City Brewery, now have the games blaring, and their regulars have their just the last two weeks, we’ve sold a couple hundred 12th Man flags,” reports Hale.

Taxi drivers, street vendors, and scalpers are riding high, but Seahawks-mania seems to have also game faces on. All the while, casual fans have become fervently obsessed, and people who not long ago drummed up some much-needed generosity, which has thought the Red Zone was a Mars reference are walking P H O T O G R A P H Y B Y J E R E M Y D W Y E R - L I N D G R E N trickled down to the city’s most unfortunate. Take Alex, around with Legion of Boom beanies on their heads.

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for example, a scraggly-haired gent with deep purple shadows around his eyes, who occasionally dines at the Bread of Life Mission on South Main Street.

“Last time they played, someone gave me a hamand-cheese sandwich,” he recounts. After describing the meal in precise detail, down to the amount of lettuce and onion it contained, he thumbs his fingers and confides, “I don’t care about the green and blue they wear. I’m only interested in the green.”

It’s difficult to quantify how much green a sports

team, especially one potentially bound for glory, can generate to pad a city’s pocketbook. Some years back, in a report commissioned by Washington, D.C.’s Cato Institute, sports economist Ben Humphreys wrote that “Professional sports generally have little, if any, positive effect on a city’s economy.”

Ivars CEO Bob Donegan, for one, has seen firsthand what economists call “realigned spending,” or the “substitution effect.”

“I work all the Seahawks games,” he says, “and I can tell you that sales at Acres of Clams at Pier 54 is double, whereas all the other Ivar stores drop because people are home watching the game.”

And if they aren’t at home, they might be at Central Cinema in the Central District. The 120seat theater has been packing ’em in—and selling ’em beer and whiskey-chicken sliders—since they started showing games on the big screen, beginning with the Seahawks’ nerve-wracking squeaker over Tampa Bay on November 3, says Jessica Aceti, the cinema’s program director.

The Delicatus, a bustling Pioneer Square delicatessen, opened for breakfast for the first time this season, looking to cash in on the early-bird fans trawling First Avenue on game days. Manager Aaron Willis says the place is a madhouse on Sundays.

Better get there early, he cautions, if you want to take out The Mudd Honey, a major fan favorite: sliced roast beef, turkey, Zoe’s slab bacon, white cheddar, horseradish aioli, and house barbecue sauce on a toasted Italian roll.

Meanwhile, the Silver Cloud Hotel, spitting distance from the stadium, has become the place du jour for visiting fans and foes. “We had the best fall and winter we’ve ever had this year,” notes Joe Anderson, a jolly Bostonian who grew up not far from Fenway Park and serves as assistant general manager for the 211-room hotel. “When the 49ers were here, one-fourth of the hotel was filled with San Francisco fans. . . . It’s like a Red Sox atmosphere here now.”

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Asked by the reporter whether Gelbaugh had mentioned to Kennan that he’d be giving an interview later that day about those ‘92 Hawks, Gelbaugh gives a definite “No.” “I didn’t want to ruin his day,” Gelbaugh deadpans in his slight southern accent.

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The headline a week later: “The Nightmare Is Over.” Lead: “All you Seahawks fans who spent the season hiding in closets can come out now. It’s over.”

Following that final home loss, a then-strapping Steve Kelly noted in his column that most players “dressed quickly, as if leaving the Kingdome in a rush would ease the pain of this season’s two-win disaster.”

Gelbaugh says a lot of the team’s struggles that year can be pinned on the huge number of injuries suffered and a lack of depth to cover for them. “We had guys coming off the street and starting on the offensive line,” he recalls.

When Gelbaugh came on board, he says he was told explicitly that he wouldn’t take a snap that year. His job was to hold a clipboard, not a football.

But in short order, both starting quarterback Kelly Stouffer and backup Dan McGuire went down with injuries. Gelbaugh was suddenly the man.

The Hawks’ December 21 game against the Denver Broncos—the one that led the Times to compare the season to a lump of coal—is a perfect example of how things went that year. While the defense held John Elway’s Broncos to 10 points, the offense could only muster two field goals. At the end of the first half, the Seahawks had 56 yards of offense, a stat dinged by the fact that their total passing yardage stood at -7. In the second half, when the Hawks were threatening to take the lead with a touchdown, running back Chris Warren fumbled inside the 20-yard line. After the game, Gelbaugh

One of the things that sports fandom has taught me is that winning teams have a unifying effect on a city, bringing folks from all walks of life together in celebration. glumly reasoned to the press that while Warren had committed a critical fumble, at least he did it when the Seahawks had nothing to play for.

There were brief moments of magic for the team.

Stauffer’s first game back from his shoulder injury was a Monday-night game at the Kingdome, again against the Broncos, with whom the Hawks then shared a division, the AFC West. But Stauffer struggled, and in the fourth quarter Gelbaugh was put in. In less than one quarter of work, he threw for 164 yards and a touchdown to tie the game and force the Broncos into overtime. The Denver team would go on to win with a field goal in front of a thrilled, and shocked, hometown crowd.

As bad as things got, Gelbaugh says, Seattle never abandoned the team.

“The fans were always great. Even that year, they were supportive.” he says. “By the end, they booed us. But I’ll be honest: We deserved it.”

4THE HOPE

That “Finally” Moment

This lifelong 49ers fan has something to say to Seahawks fans.

By Kevin Sur

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efore we get started, there is something you should know about me. I am a 49ers fan. Yes, I live in Seattle and yes, I root for the 49ers.

For years, this fact didn’t seem to matter much to my Seattle friends. Maybe it was because both of our teams were bad during those years. But something has definitely changed as of late. In the last two years Seattle has found itself a hero in its football team, and rightfully so. Unfortunately for me, in order for there to be a hero, there needs to be a villain. And Seattle has given that honor to my team.

I have been rooting for the 49ers since I was 6, sitting in my Bay Area living room witnessing the greatest moment in 49ers history: The Catch.

I don’t remember if I actually saw The Catch happen live, but I do remember seeing a room full of family members and friends scream at the top of their lungs, hug, jump up and down, and throw me in the air in celebration after Joe Montana connected with Dwight Clark on a miraculous play that sent the Niners past their rivals, the Dallas Cowboys, and into their first-ever Super Bowl. It was the first of many moments in my life where I have celebrated a San Francisco team’s win with family, friends and perfect strangers.

The latest of these occurred last month when, on a trip to the Bay Area for the holidays, I was lucky enough to attend the final game at Candlestick Park, a shrine where I had seen countless 49ers and Giants games and where I had celebrated and suffered with fellow fans. It was a dump of a ballpark, let’s be honest. However, it was our dump, San Francisco’s own sandlot. As I watched the 49ers play against the Atlanta Falcons in that final game and took in the ceremonies memorializing that old park I found myself choked up, remembering so many amazing moments I had spent there. Moments that made me hug every stranger within arms reach as if we had all just won the lottery, moments that made up for the countless others that resulted in deep despair or the early stages of hypothermia that could set in if you sat in your seat for too long. (It may seem unbelievable that San Francisco could get that cold, but a combination of a terrible location that was better suited for a wind farm than a sports stadium, and the heavy fog of the marine layer, made it so that Candlestick Park was one of the coldest and windiest places to see a game, especially during baseball season.)

All that week I heard countless people from the Bay Area share their favorite memories of

Candlestick Park. I’d hear the stories as I stood in line at the grocery store, as I turned on the local sports talk radio and as I sat at the dinner table with my family. I talked about what it was like to see Joe Montana lead comeback after comeback, to watch Steve Young turn blown up plays into miracles with his running abilities and to see Ronny Lott crush players from the other team on a weekly basis. The tales told by those who were older than me always seemed to include where they were when The Catch happened. I remember seeing the play replayed on the TV, over and over again,

Talking about sports in Seattle is like talking about the weather: Everyone does it. as my dad repeated the words, “I can’t believe it” and “finally.”Thirty-one years later, as I heard those personal accounts of The Catch told by countless others, I kept hearing that word again: “finally.”

“It finally happened.”

Prior to The Catch, the 49ers were pretty terri-

ble. For years they had fallen short to the Dallas Cowboys, who always seemed to be on another level, the roadblock that kept the 49ers from moving forward. The city itself had never won a championship and it wasn’t until that moment in 1981 that 49ers fans and the people of San Francisco knew that they had a real team, a real franchise, and most importantly, the hope that there would be reason to celebrate in the future.

I have to admit that hearing those stories of

where the 49ers were before The Catch reminded me a lot of where Seattle is now. The 49ers fans were and still are passionate about their team, but it seems the rest of the country’s football fans didn’t take them seriously back then because they lacked any real winning history. I hear my friends talk now about their Seahawks and I watch as they get into debates over whose team is better on a daily basis.

I enter those debates from time to time and, yes, sometimes I’m not very nice. But I recognize that any disrespect thrown their way must be no different than the kind of jabs that were likely thrown at 49ers fans before Joe Montana and Dwight Clark changed everything with that one play.

I love Seattle, I truly do. The people here are kind and eager to celebrate. The city itself has provided my family opportunities that our Bay Area home couldn’t and for that I am grateful. And even though my team loyalties will never change, I will debate anyone who thinks San Francisco is a better place to live than Seattle.

So from this 49ers fan to all of you Seattle Seahawks fans, I just want to say that I truly hope that you have your own moment with years of amazing games, favorite players and memories to follow.

One of the things that sports fandom has taught me is that winning teams have a unifying effect on a city, bringing folks from all walks of life together in celebration. My hope is that my friends and neighbors here can experience what my old friends and neighbors did back in 1981.

So, here’s to years of amazing memories, of dramatic games that make you reflect on where you were when “that play” happened, to hugging strangers in the stadium or in your neighborhood bar when your team wins a big one, and of making it to the NFC championship in the most dramatic fashion, only to lose to San Francisco.

4THE ANGST

Fighting the Weather

In the inescapable crush of a championship-caliber season, what is a committed football hater to do?

By Paige Richmond

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eattle is a hard place to live if you aren’t a sports fan. In Southern California, where I grew up, actively disliking organized sports was a conscious, rebellious choice: I was a punk, obsessed with music and politics and veganism and all that intense morality that comes with being 17 and thinking you know what it means to believe in anything. Hating sports, especially football, made sense. No punk I knew touched a pigskin. We resented teenagers who gained extra privileges, excusal from consequences, or high-school-wide recognition because they could throw balls at one another or run

fast. I went to one football game my freshman year, where my friends held a sign from the bleachers that said “JOCKS SUCK.” I doubt anyone noticed.

It was equally easy to avoid organized sports in college. I attended a small liberal-arts school in Portland, Oregon, that reveled in its lack of organized sports. No NCAA, nothing intramural; the only sports teams sanctioned during my three-year stay were ultimate Frisbee and girls’ rugby. I never attended a game of either, even though my freshman dorm room overlooked the school’s athletic fields. I did, however, drive my car onto that field one particularly rainy night to make donuts.

Professional sports were mostly absent in Portland 10 years ago when I lived there. The Timber Army had not yet formed and the Trailblazers were unaffectionately known as the Jailblazers. Football was far away. No one asked me to watch sports at their place on a Sunday; I was never once invited to an actual professional sporting event. Sports did not exist for me, and no one else seemed to care.

This became a problem for me when I moved to Seattle. I had always thought of Seattle as a progressive place that shared my admittedly liberal values, so it was a surprise to realize that people here care about sports, football most of all. A friend of mine said that talking about sports in Seattle is like talking about the weather: everyone does it, and it’s the easiest way to have a conversation with a stranger.

She was right; not knowing who won the game on Sunday felt like the lack of an important social skill.

So for a while I tolerated sports for the sake of my adult social life. I went to a handful of Mariners games each year and one Storm game, one Thunderbirds game, and a Sounders match. On Sundays, I asked my then-boyfriend (now-husband), who partakes in fantasy football and plays a weekly flag football game, about how the game is played. I

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hosted a Superbowl party at my apartment. I learned a little about a lot of sports, and I could fake my way through conversations with my co-workers.

If I needed to ask questions about what a “down” is or who plays in what division, I had easy excuses for my naiveté. I did not play sports as a kid (aside from a brief, parentally mandated soccer stint when I was 6), and my dad never had people over to “watch the game” (though he was a college athlete himself ).

It wasn’t that I disliked sports; I just had so much to learn, and this meant I was allowed to be ignorant.

This worked well for me until I actually had to think about it. Right now, the Seahawks are kind of a big deal for the first time in the six years I’ve lived here, and reminders of football are everywhere. Seahawks decals cling to the windows of every other car I see.

I can’t get a table for brunch at my local cafe on Sunday morning until after the game starts. And last week, my checker at Trader Joe’s was wearing a Seahawks jersey instead of a Hawaiian shirt. Football is impossible to ignore.

About a month ago, a few friends were at my house watching a Seahawks game with my husband.

I was puttering about—maybe baking something in the kitchen or doing some work on my computer— but willfully not watching the game. They noticed.

“Hey, Paige,” said one of my friends. “Do you even like football?”

I took a deep breath. Then I sighed. “No,” I said.

“I really, truly don’t.”

“Huh,” he said, genuinely surprised. “Why?” And then I had to think about it.

I don’t like football now for the exact same reasons I didn’t like it when I was 17. It had been far too easy for far too many years to tell myself that I had been an angry kid with angry reasons for hating sports. But now, at 30, I think I was on to something back then.

At the time, I had only anecdotal evidence to form my views. I remember that several members of my high school’s varsity team were caught drunk at a school event, and even though my school district had a notolerance policy (you’re caught with drugs or alcohol and you get expelled),they were each suspended for only one day because some big game was two weeks later.

Things aren’t much different in sports nowadays, but I have a decade more of life experience and news stories and Frontline documentaries in my corner.

Professional athletes still get extra privileges, excusal from consequences, or country-wide recognition because they can throw balls at one another or run fast. Except now, they’re getting power and respect (and money) while being violent on TV. And that power and privilege means that sometimes professional (and even college and high school) players get away with terrible crimes like rape, because our culture thinks that sports are really, really, really important.

“I just can’t think of any reason to be OK with it,” I told my friend. “No matter how hard I think, it just all seems so . . . so . . . Well, it just feels wrong.”

It is hard to be the person who says that. It is hard to listen while my fellow Seattleites and progressive friends talk about their admiration for athletes while gathering at a bar on Sunday morning to watch the game. It is hard to tell people, “You know, I really don’t watch football,” and then have them ask why.

And when I say something like, “I think football might be bad for society,” people laugh. They think I must be joking.

4THE FEAR

To Root Is to Suffer

A look into the psychological state of the traumatized Seattle sports fan.

By Seth Kolloen

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ports fans are romantics. Obscenityscreaming romantics with painted faces wearing shirts with other men’s names on them, but romantics nonetheless. And Seahawks fans may be more romantic than most.

How else do you explain staying in a 37-year relationship that has been so consistently disappointing?

Now that the Hawks are favorites to win the Super Bowl, you’d expect fans to be overjoyed. In fact, we’re terrified.

A lifelong Seahawks fan texted me recently: “I hate that I can’t enjoy this. I just feel sick.” When a team gets as close to a championship as the Seahawks are, it’s fun for peppy TV news anchors and my 6-year-old-nephew, but if you’ve been a fan for decades? It’s torture.

Savvy fans know that the best team doesn’t always win. And Seattle fans know it better than most.

Forbes magazine named Seattle “America’s Most Miserable Sports City”in 2013, awarding us the most “misery points” for “cities whose teams have been good enough over the years to make championship runs, only to disappoint in the end.”

A quick recap of how we garnered all those points: 1994 The Sonics finish the regular season 63-19, the best record in the NBA, then lose in the first round of the playoffs. (I was in high school, and I sneakily chugged half a bottle of red wine in a vain attempt to drink myself to sleep.)

2001 The Mariners tie a 95-year-old record for wins in a season, then wheeze out of the playoffs with four losses in five games against the Yankees. (I drank so many IPAs during their 12-3 season-ending loss, I have no recollection of it.)

2006 The Huskies basketball team is 1.8 seconds away from its first Elite Eight appearance in the NCAA tournament since 1953. Then they allow a game-tying three-pointer and lose in overtime.

(I threw a trash can down the stairs. I may have been drinking.)

You may ask, as I certainly have: ”If it’s not fun,

why be a Seattle sports fan?” Because there is no choice! You don’t decide to be a fan of a team any more than you decide to fall in love. It just happens. Let me paint a picture for you.

On December 11, 1983, a skinny boy with a home-clipped bowl cut stands before a 14-inch color TV in the living room of a small home three blocks north of Green Lake.The hometown Seahawks, who played their first game in September 1976, a month before he was born, are on the cusp of making the NFL playoffs for the first time. To do so, they need to beat the New York Giants, and with 31 seconds

left, they lead the Giants 17-12. But New York has the ball at Seattle’s 10-yard line. It’s 4th and 7. The Hawks’ playoff chances ride on this one play.

The boy watches nervously as the grainy display shows Giants quarterback Jeff Rutledge roll to his left and fire a pass to wide receiver Earnest Gray—who catches it, then steps around Seahawks cornerback Dave Brown and into the end zone for the go-ahead touchdown.

Tears well in the boy’s eyes, and he collapses to the brown shag carpet, chest heaving between sobs.

Then he hears his dad say: “Seth, wait—there’s a penalty flag.” The Giants have been called for holding. The touchdown is nullified. Rutledge’s next pass falls incomplete. The Seahawks make the playoffs, advancing to the AFC Championship game after a comeback upset over Dan Marino and the Miami Dolphins. They lose that championship game, but it’s too late: The boy is in love.

If you’re a romantic, you accept the highs and lows of your relationship. My friend who “can’t enjoy” the Seahawks also has a girlfriend with chronic health problems. Those aren’t fun either, but he’s not going to quit taking care of the woman he loves any more than he’s going to quit being a Seahawks fan just because they’ve lost 36 years in a row.

People who are fanatical about celebrities or food or music are much more practical, and I envy them. Johnny Depp fans aren’t demanding his agent be fired because The Lone Ranger flopped; people who love Sitka and Spruce don’t get into screaming matches with those who

Huskies at Hec Edmundson Pavilion—the worst home loss in UW history. Nonetheless, here’s how Wooden described his emotions during a game.

“I may appear calm. I strive to be calm. I strive to keep my players calm. But inside, I am not calm.

It does not matter how many games we have won.

You always want to win this one, too. And no matter how confident you are, you know you may not win.

So you suffer until you have won.”

You suffer until you have won. For Seahawks fans, that’s what the next month is all about. But if they do win, the pent-up nervous energy from a generation of losing will ignite a city-wide celebration unlike Seattle has ever seen. Watch for me in the parade—I’ll be the drunk guy hurling trash cans. E news@seattleweekly.com

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For better or worse, the romantic Seahawks fan has banked his or her emotional state on the strong arm of quarterback Russell Wilson, the powerful leg of punter Jon Ryan, the balky hip of wide receiver Percy Harvin.

So what can you do to help the Seahawks fan in your life? Obviously you’d first want to relax any hardline stances against cigarette smoking (here, I am talking specifically to my girlfriend). But, also, here’s a list of statements to avoid.

“I hope it’s close. Close games are so fun!”

Wrong. Close games are a stomach-churning horror. In a diehard fan’s perfect world, the Seahawks would win each playoff game 273-0. That would be fun.

“Can I invite [person who doesn’t understand football] over to watch?”

No. Football proselytizing should occur in September or October, when the games aren’t as meaningful.

This person will likely ignore the game and try to steer the conversation toward frivolous topics like human rights.

“It’s only a game.”

Sure, and $1 million is “only a suitcase full of paper.”

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Changes keep coming to Capitol Hill’s 15th Avenue East. Following the recent shutterings of North Hill Bakery and Bagel Deli, 22 Doors served its last customers on New Year’s Eve. Nikola’s has (re)launched in Wallingford. The diner was opened in the former Rusty Pelican spot by Costas Antonopoulos, who owns the building and operated a Nikola’s in the same space years back. Antonopoulos has rolled out several Greek eateries around the city over the years, including the dearly departed Costas Opa on the corner of North 34th Street and Fremont Avenue North.

If you’re planning to kick off the year with a liquid detox, Capitol Hill’s Juicebox offers a guided cleanse that includes recipes and other motivational stuff from the shop’s resident nutritionist Adrienne Kimberly. More details are online.

Eureka: check. Joey Kitchen: check. Liam’s: check. And now, Din Tai Fung joins a string of new restaurants launched in University Village.

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aptly named Snoose Creek. Everywhere you look is another tchotchke, another antique, another homemade country-boy joke implement. If Duck Dynasty were a religion, the Brooklyn Tavern would be St. Peter’s Basilica.

But the best thing—the absolute icing on the cake—is not something the Brooklyn Tavern has. Rather, it’s what it lacks: TV, wi-fi, and cell-phone reception.

No one is Instagramming, checking in on Facebook, or texting friends. No zombielike sports fans are staring at ESPN; no one’s writing a blog post in front of a glowing Apple. If you want to keep up on a game, they’ll probably have it on the radio, but at a low volume.

This forces people to talk, laugh, and enjoy each other—even strangers like myself who wander in knowing no one Grab a spot are instantly engaged in conversation and on a camouflage welcomed as part of the group. Every 10 bar stool. minutes or so, a new face comes into the bar, and instantly follow the greetings: “Hey, John! Hi, Mr. Landy. Hey, Wayne!”

As the only person not recognized by the newcomers, I get noticed quickly.

“What’s your name?” calls out an older gentleman from across the bar. He’s wearing black suspenders, dark jeans, and a trucker hat. After my own introduction, he tells me his name is Wayne Combs.

“I’m Wayne, and this is my father, Bruce, and his wife, Dottie. Now, how about we buy you a sarsaparilla?” I hadn’t even told Bruce I was writing a story. His generosity was the simple kindness of a stranger.

Bruce Combs, Wayne’s father, is one of the Brooklyn Tavern’s oldest regulars, coming here for more than 35 years.

He’s even got a reserved seat, designated by a small brass plaque attached to the counter in front of his favorite bar stool.

“Do you like to fish or hunt?” he asks me. “This is one of the best places to fish and hunt anywhere I’ve ever been. It’s a sportsBut Brooklyn refuses to die in large part because man’s paradise.” its heart, the Brooklyn Tavern, keeps beating.

The Combs, both father and son, were involved Inside the tavern, the town’s history is clearly in the logging industry. Even after Saginaw left, represented. It’s difficult to find a space on the logging still directly or indirectly employs most walls or ceiling not covered with artifacts or of the people around here, and as a result, most photographs from that era. There are massive regulars have deep ties to the land; they’re campold pulleys, ancient saws, dusty oil lamps, and ers, RVers, off-roaders, anglers, and hunters. But if miscellaneous tools that could easily be mistaken you’re not one of those things, they’re more than for devices of torture. It’s the most striking happy to welcome you anyway. I can’t help but blend of redneck kitsch and dive bar I have ever get swept up in their conversations about things seen: bar stools upholstered with camouflage completely unrelated to the tavern; it’s an addicduct tape; a gumball machine loaded with cans tive environment of conversation. “No matter of Miller High Life; bathrooms wallpapered who shows up, you’re welcome to be here,” Wayne in porn; a barrel woodstove pumping out the Combs says. I think that’s largely because of the bar’s only heat; muddy-pawed puppies running lack of technology—partially intentional, but around loose; pool tables; karaoke machines; mostly unavoidable, because the Brooklyn is arguand the most impressive feature: the local creek, ably the most remote bar in the state. diverted to enter the building and pass underneath the bar stools as a running-water spittoon, » CONTINUED ON PAGE 16

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few days before Christmas, my girlfriend and I headed to a place down south.

When we arrived, everyone was there. We had a few beers with Warren and Ciara. We gave Bruce a hard time, much to the appreciation of his adorable, grandmotherly wife, Dottie. We watched John shoot a little pool while Dalyn fixed some burgers. We laughed as Wayne cracked his jokes and listened while Mr. Landy, one of the many regulars, regaled us all with tales of how it used to be. The night was typical, but we didn’t know it because we had never met these people before and we had never been to this place. And yet, in a way, we felt like longtime regulars.

Because somewhere among the rolling, forested hills of southwest Washington, between towns you’ve never heard of on a road you have no reason to drive down, is a family you never knew you had, and they’re drinking at your favorite bar, even though you never knew it existed. That bar is the Brooklyn Tavern.

A simple hand-painted wooden sign lets you know you’ve arrived. The entrance is one parking-spot length away from the road, and, aside from the big grass field next door where customers are encouraged to camp and stay in RVs overnight, there’s nothing else around but trees and silence. The familiar glow of neon beer signs beckons you inside. Walk through the parking lot, paved with more bottlecaps than actual stones, and up to the door plastered with a massive poster of a deer declaring “Welcome Hunters.” Push open that door and step back in time.

In 1927, the Saginaw Logging Company of Saginaw, Michigan, expanded its logging interests in Washington’s timber-rich southwestern hills. Loggers and equipment poured into the hills east of Oakville, rail lines were constructed, and soon a river of logs was rushing toward the mills and yards of Aberdeen. At the peak of this logging boom, the town of Brooklyn was a bustling hub.

More than 2,000 people lived there and supported the industry, packed into one-story housing units that closely bordered the busy tracks that constantly rocked from the never-ending stream of log-laden train cars. At the end of the day, weary loggers would tramp up the wooden stairs to the Brooklyn Tavern for a few beers, a game of cards, and something to eat. The tavern was the spot to hear the news, catch up with friends, find out about new jobs. It was the heart of the community.

By the mid-’40s, all the lucrative logging was done; Saginaw left and the community started to move away. It’s a story that’s been told and heard and lived thousands of times: Booming logging town turns ghost town and is quickly forgotten.

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to rebuild. Bolstered by community donations to replace the vast array of logging memorabilia, the new Brooklyn opened in 1991. Those who’ve seen both say the new tavern is a near-exact replica. Set just a few feet farther back from the road, the outside and interior are just as they always had been.

But everything around the bar changed. When it was built, the town of Brooklyn was joined to other, larger cities principally by rail lines. By the time major highways were coming to the area, Saginaw Logging Company was already leaving, so larger roads were routed to other cities. This left the Brooklyn in a no-man’s land, smack in the center of a huge loop bordered by SR-12, US-101, and SR-6. The nearest town takes 40 minutes to get to, and the road on which Brooklyn lies is a detour no matter what two towns you’re traveling between. In short, the only reason you’d ever wind up at the Brooklyn Tavern is if you lived here, got terribly lost, or wanted a beer and some grub at the storied spot like we did.

Sadly, Damitio passed away in 2011, but there’s no need to fear for the Brooklyn Tavern’s future. His son-in-law, Warren Brough, and Warren’s wife Ciara are now taking over. The young couple, bedecked in Seahawks gear, is native to the area, and as longtime regulars fully appreciate the importance of their new role. They happily tell me, “The Brooklyn Tavern is a real destination. We don’t plan on changing anything that would endanger that.”

They’ll keep the traditions alive, including the annual events like Saginaw Days, which pits amateur loggers against one another in goodnatured and often hilarious competition. In short, they’re committed to keeping the bar, the history, and the regulars as engaging, friendly, and welcoming as always.

As we drove away, bouncing through the fog along forest service roads, I realized I was already planning my return. And while it’s frustrating when your favorite bar is two and a half hours away, it’s also comforting to know it’s so hidden, so perfectly preserved. E

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Gary Shteyngart goes back to Russia to find out why he’s so messed up.

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Unlike native-born chroniclers of the Jewish-

American experience (Woody Allen, Philip Roth, etc.), young Shteyngart can’t simply fall back on the inherited Yiddish shtick of Hester Street or The Goldbergs. His mind instead leaps forward, to science fiction and the forbidden trash of ’80s TV and movies (sometimes described in rather more detail than needed).

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Back in 2003, when this show opened to rave reviews in England, its talk-show hero still had— as a cultural figure, not the actual man—some infamy left in him. The Internet was newish to some, and all those years of cable-TV outrageousness had made Springer a herald of sorts of our even crasser age of TMZ and Kardashian.

Now Balagan Theatre is reviving the musical and perhaps introducing Springer (played by Brandon Felker today) to millennials with no memory of the man. The disgraced former mayor of Cincinnati, who suffered hooker scandals and worse, Springer is here the lord of his trash-TV domain until he’s abruptly dragged down to Hell, called to account before Satan (and later Jesus).

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Carter, an ex-farmer, was looking after his fellow farmers.) Before then, however, little Gary had no desire to leave Russia. He loved Soviet jets, broken toys, and space heroes; he relished the tales of World War II, yet was too young to understand how much of his family perished then (and were still pariahs in the U.S.S.R.).

Being Jewish—or worse, American, “the enemy”—would interfere with all that, would be a betrayal. An only child, Shteyngart was sheltered from that knowledge by his parents, who refused to tell him where a journey from Vienna to Rome would ultimately lead. (He was 7 when they arrived in the U.S. in 1979.)

His challenge isn’t to become less Jewish, it’s to become more American, and also to lose that debilitating accent. In one memorable episode, as a teen, he abandons a family vacation to return home to gorge on Doritos and 240 hours of TV. Writing decades later, he’s proud of it, as he should be: One has to betray one’s family to create oneself.

During that fraught process, the author loses not just his nationality but his name: Gary is the Americanized handle his parents derived from Igor, to ease the introductions on Queens playgrounds. He also endures a succession of nicknames: Snotty and Failurchka (in childhood), Gary Gnu (when new to America), Scary Gary (during his hard-partying Oberlin years).

In Shteyngart’s basically chronological account, young Gary discovers the value of storytelling, how humor can rescue him from the untouchable caste at Hebrew school. Later he embraces Ayn Rand and George H.W. Bush (the politics of his parents) before flipping to carefree stoner mode in high school.

“On most days, I have my head so far up my family’s ass I can taste yesterday’s borscht,” Shteyngart writes of the smothering closeness of family, made all the more acute by his being an only child. (“A tribe of wounded narcissists,” he calls his clan.) His parents often quarrel, and he worries they’ll divorce. Though the term is never used, there’s a classic inferiority complex at work on this young man, who in high school is pointedly told, “You try too hard.” Later, in an acting class led by Louise Lasser (one of Woody Allen’s exes), she berates him, “You’re fake and manipulative.” From such lacerations is laughter born, or a thousand sessions on the shrink’s couch, or both.

Shteyngart gets us up to the publication of Handbook (and his intermittent sobriety), but not much further. That he’s now married outside the faith and is a new father is omitted—perhaps such material is being saved for a future memoir.

The truth is that he might have waited longer to publish Little Failure, which feels short on life experience, however entertainingly written.

Why now? Why cover only the struggle up to his first success and not beyond? Though Shteyngart doesn’t say it, the book is very much a gift to his parents, who have far outlived the old Soviet actuarial tables, he notes. “Just don’t write like a self-hating Jew,” says his father, an engineer who had to learn English in his 30s, in a rare bit of career advice to his son. Certainly there’s no selfhatred in Little Failure, though plenty of selfmockery. No amount of bungling, deprivation, and misunderstanding can overcome the goodhumor of this buoyant striver’s account. E

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hose like me who read with delight Gary Shteyngart’s 2002 debut novel, The Russian Debutante’s Handbook, could safely assume the book had biographical and familial roots. Now we see how deep those roots are in Shteyngart’s pre-midlife memoir, Little Failure (Random House, $27).

The hero of Handbook was a neurotic Russian Jewish immigrant half-trying to reconnect with his half-forgotten native culture. The author of Little Failure is a neurotic Russian Jewish immigrant who shares the same ambivalence about the Soviet-era homeland that shaped his family.

Why, in his late 20s, is the unpublished writer such a truculent, nervous wreck, prone to binge drinking and panic attacks? A dozen years later, that’s the question the now-successful author assigns himself in Little Failure, which is as much a recovery tale as a career assessment. (Since Handbook, he’s written the novels Absurdistan and Super Sad True Love Story and contributed often to GQ and The New Yorker.)

Memoirs are necessarily retrospective, burrowing into the past. Shteyngart does that, and he finally returns to St. Petersburg—remembered as Leningrad when he left as a child—with his parents. Still, as befits a guy who’s active on Facebook and Twitter, who’s written about wearing Google Glasses, who’s created a hilarious YouTube video for the book (starring James Franco, Rashida Jones, and other boldface names), Little Failure is forward-looking and optimistic, as all immigrants have to be. That it’s so funny is an additional bonus.

“Grain Jews” are what Shteyngart calls his family and other refugees allowed to leave the U.S.S.R. in exchange for the U.S. offer of food aid from our mighty silo surpluses. (President

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ents an all-new, original adaptation. Seattle Public Theater at the Bathhouse, 7312 W. Green Lake Ave. N., 524-1300, seattlepublictheater.org. Donation. 7 p.m. Fri., Jan. 10, 2 & 7 p.m. Sat., Jan. 11, 2 p.m. Sun., Jan. 12.

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CALENDAR GIRLS 12, count ‘em, 12 lewd lovelies

(Sailor St. Claire, The Shanghai Pearl, and more) in this burlesque revue. JewelBox/Rendezvous, 2322 Second Ave., 800-838-3006, brownpapertickets.com. $18–$25.

8 p.m. Fri., Jan. 10–Sat., Jan. 11.

CHARLIE MURPHY’S ACID TRIP This Chappelle’s Show alum performs. The Neptune, 1303 N.E. 45th St., 877-784-4849, stgpresents.org. $30. 8 p.m. Sat., Jan. 11.

FAMILY AFFAIR Jennifer Jasper’s “sick, hilarious, and ultimately relatable” cabaret on the theme of family.

JewelBox/Rendezvous, 2322 Second Ave., jennifer jasperperforms.com. $10. 7:30 p.m. Wed., Jan. 15.

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THE NORTHWEST ORCA CANNERY PRESENTS: DR. THADDEUS Q. BALLARD’S MUSICAL FOLLIES & COMEDY REVUE Ghost Light

Theatricals’ neo-vaudeville show. The Ballard Underground, 2220 N.W. Market St., 395-5458,

ghostlighttheatricals.org. $12–$20. Opens Jan. 10. 7:30 p.m. Thurs.–Sat., plus 7:30 p.m. Mon., Jan. 13 & 2 p.m.

Sun., Jan. 19. Ends Jan. 25.

PETER PAN Broadway Bound’s production, full of energetic young talent. Shoreline Center, 18560 First Ave. N.E., 526-5437. $17.50. Opens Jan. 10. Runs Fri.–Sun.; see broadwaybound.org for exact schedule. Ends Jan 25.

RICHARD II Seattle Shakespeare presents one of the Bard’s great history plays. Center House Theatre, Seattle Center, 733-8222. $25–$48. Previews Jan. 8–9, opens Jan. 10. 7:30 p.m. Wed.–Sat., plus some weekend matinees; see seattleshakespeare.org for exact schedule. Ends Feb. 2.

TRUST ME A new musical about two friends at different boarding schools, produced by Village Theatre’s Kidstage program. Village Theatre, 303 Front St. N., Issaquah, 425-392-2202, villagetheatre.org. $16–$18.

Opens Jan. 10. 7:30 p.m. Thurs.–Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends Jan. 26.

UPSIDE DOWNTON Jet City Improv’s sendup of a

certain PBS costume drama. Wing-It Productions, 5510 University Way N.E., 781-3879, jetcityimprov.com. $12–$15. Opens Jan. 9. 8 p.m. Thurs.–Fri. Ends Feb. 14.

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• LES MISÉRABLES Director Steve Tomkins and

company have created what has to be the best-ever pocket-size rendering of the 1985 smash musical. As in Victor Hugo’s 1862 class-struggle novel, French parolee Jean Valjean (Greg Stone) is pursued by inspector Javert (Eric Polani Jensen) while seeking to regain the good name he lost after stealing bread to feed a starving child. Also assisting Valjean’s salvation are Fantine (Beth DeVries), who tasks Valjean on her deathbed to care for her daughter, Cosette (Alexandra Zorn); would-be revolutionaries Enjolras (Steve Czarnecki) and Marius (Matthew Kacergis), who falls for the adult Cosette at first sight; and a riotous pair of comic foils who seek to undo Valjean at every turn, the treacherous Thénardiers (Kate Jaeger and Nick DeSantis). This Les Miz is a singular achievement in regional theater.

Not a loose stitch has been left to chance in the three-hour staging (with intermission), which aspires to be as great as any production of the show ever mounted—and it’s better than any I’ve ever seen, ever.

KEVIN PHINNEY Everett Performing Arts Center, 2710 Wetmore Ave., Everett, 425-257-8600. $28–$63. Opens Fri., Jan. 10. Runs Wed.–Sun.; see villagetheatre.org for exact schedule. Extended through Feb. 9.

TEATRO ZINZANNI: HAIL CAESAR: FORBIDDEN OASIS Frank Ferrante returns as the flamboyant,

omnisexual chef Caesar; slinky Dreya Weber, equally skilled as an aerialist and singer, plays a resurrected Cleopatra. Teatro ZinZanni, 222 Mercer St., 802-0015. $108 and up. Runs Wed.–Sun.; see dreams.zinzanni.org for exact schedule. Ends Jan. 26.

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• COMPOSER SPOTLIGHT A presentation by com-

poser Chris Jeffries and writer Harold Taw on their collaboration, a new one-act musical titled The Missed Connections Club. Jack Straw Studios, 4261 Roosevelt Way N.E., jackstraw.org. 7:30 p.m. Wed., Jan. 8.

ROYAL OPERA HOUSE AT THE MOVIES Live from London, starting with Wagner’s Parsifal. See screen vision.com for participating theaters and times. Thurs., Jan. 9 & Sun., Jan. 12.

SEATTLE SYMPHONY Musical comedians Igudesman & Joo are the special guests. Benaroya Hall, 200 University St., 215-4747, seattlesymphony.org. $19–$112.

7:30 p.m. Thurs., Jan. 9.

CURTIS FOSTER Music for oboe and string trio by Mozart, Stamitz, and others. Sponsored by the Early Music Guild. Northlake Unitarian Universalist Church, 308 Fourth Ave. S., Kirkland, 325-7066, earlymusicguild. org. 7:30 p.m. Fri., Jan. 10.

SEATTLE SYMPHONY “Bach’s Coffeehouse” features music he may have played with his chamber orchestra in Leipzig: his own Suite no. 2 for flute, Telemann, Vivaldi, and more. Benaroya Hall, 200 University St., 215-4747, seattlesymphony.org. $19–$76. 8 p.m. Fri., Jan. 10–Sat., Jan. 11.

VESPERTINE OPERA Britten’s 1946 The Rape of Lucretia, a small-scale but hard-hitting tale of Roman history and female oppression. Saint Mark’s Episcopal Cathedral, 1245 Tenth Ave. E., vespertineopera.com. $30–$35. 8 p.m. Fri., Jan. 10–Sat., Jan. 11.

SEATTLE OPERA A bitter jester, his innocent daughter, a rakish duke, an assassin—all clash tragically in Verdi’s Rigoletto. Riccardo Frizza conducts. McCaw Hall, Seattle Center, 389-7676, seattleopera.org. $25 and up. Opens Jan. 11. 7:30 p.m. Wed. & Sat., plus 7:30 p.m.

Fri., Jan. 24 and 2 p.m. Sun., Jan. 12. Ends Jan. 25.

MICHAEL HOVNANIAN This bassist plays Bach, Brahms, and more as part of the “Barry Lieberman and Friends” recital series. Brechemin Auditorium, School of Music, UW campus, 685-8384, music.washington. edu. $15. 2 p.m. Sun., Jan. 12.

EUNYOUNG KIM Bach, Mendelssohn, and more from this Korean organist. Kane Hall, UW campus, 685-8384, music.washington.edu. $15. 3 p.m. Sun., Jan. 12.

MICHAEL PARTINGTON Albeniz, Hovhaness, and more for classical guitar. Brechemin Auditorium, School of Music, UW campus, 685-8384, music.washington.edu. $15. 7:30 p.m. Sun., Jan. 12.

MELIA WATRAS This UW faculty violist, plus violinist Michael Jinsoo Lim, play their own works and music by colleague Richard Karpen. Meany Hall, UW campus, 543-4880, music.washington.edu. $12–$20. 7:30 p.m.

Mon., Jan. 13.

GARRICK OHLSSON From this masterful pianist, music by Chopin, Schubert, and American impressionist Charles Griffes. Meany Hall, UW campus, 543-4880, uwworldseries.org. $41–$46. 7:30 p.m. Wed., Jan. 15.

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Openings & Events • BELLTOWN ART WALK Neighborhood galleries

(including Northwest Woodworkers Gallery, Form/ Space Atelier, A/NT Terminal Gallery, and others) and non-galleries (Cyclops, Black Bottle, Bedlam Coffee, etc.) extend their hours so you can check out work by local artists. See belltownartwalk.com for details. 6 p.m.

Fri., Jan. 10.

BLITZ! CAPITOL HILL ART WALK Check out the participating galleries and stores on Pike and Pine Streets, including Vermillion, Ltd. Gallery, True Love Art Gallery, Photo Center NW, Fetherston Gallery, and Rosebud, which will extend their hours. See blitzcapitolhill.com for info. 5–8 p.m. Thurs., Jan. 9.

CORNISH STAFF EXHIBITION Cornish professors will be showing their own personal works in this exhibit.

Cornish Alumni Gallery, 1000 Lenora St., 726-5011, cornish.edu. Opens Jan. 13. Mon.–Fri., 9 a.m.–5 p.m.

Ends March 7.

CRYSTALLIZATIONS & DISCREET FORMS Local street art collective New Mystics is presenting its new mixed media installation. Reception Thurs, Jan. 9, 6–8 p.m. Seattle Central Community College, 344-4379, seattlecentral.org. Opens Jan. 9. Mon.–Fri., 9:30 a.m.– 3:30 p.m. Ends Jan. 30.

GRAHAM DOWNING In KEN, Downing documents what happens when he secretly places paintings in office spaces. Opening reception: Sat., Jan. 11, 6–9 p.m.

LxWxH Gallery, 6007 12th Avenue S., 697-5156, length bywidthbyheight.com, Opens Jan. 11. Sat., noon–3 p.m.

Ends Feb. 1.

GEORGETOWN ART ATTACK This month’s shindig features a Fantagraphics show from Ron Rege Jr.’s mind-boggling, metaphysical, “Cartoon Utopia,” Brigid Blume’s ode to her past mopeds at All City Coffee, and Maxx Follis’ skull art at Eight and Sand. See georgetown artattack.com for info. 6–9 p.m. Sat., Jan. 10.

DARNITA L. HOWARD Portals to Spirituality finds Howard utilizing digital fractals and traditional materials to explore “spirituality, nature, love, beauty, and culture.” Opening reception: Thurs., Jan. 9, 6–9 p.m. Gay City Health Project, 511 E. Pike St., 860-6969, gaycity.org.

Opens Jan. 9. Mon.–Sat., 3–8 p.m. Ends Feb. 9.

DEBORAH FAYE LAWRENCE Dee-Dee Redux is a retrospective of Lawrence’s collage work since moving to Seattle in 1993 featuring Dee-Dee Lorenzo—Lawrence’s alter ego. ArtsWest, 4711 California Ave. S.W., 938-0339, artswest.org. Opens Jan. 9. Thurs.–Sat., 1–7:30 p.m.

Ends Feb. 22.

DYLAN NEUWIRTH MMXIV uses neon light to explore today’s digital obsessions. Opening reception: Thurs., Jan. 9, 6–9 p.m. Vermillion, 1508 11th Ave., 709-9797, vermillionseattle.com. Opens Jan. 9, Tues.–Sun., 4 p.m.– midnight. Ends Feb. 8.

PIPER O’NEIL & ROBIN LAYTON Piper O’Neil’s new collection Marking Time is an ode to Depression Era iconography in collage and bronze sculpture. Robin Layton’s Capturing Energy collects two distinct series of the photographer’s work, one focusing on “of the moment” images, and the other on America’s interest in basketball. Opening reception: Wed., Jan. 8, 6–8 p.m. Winston Wachter Fine Art, 203 Dexter Ave. N., 652-5855, winstonwachter.com. Mon.–Sat., 10 a.m.–5 p.m. Ends Feb. 21.

POETRY//PAINTING This exhibit hinges upon a simple premise: pair the work of a painter with the work of a poet, and display them side by side. Opening reception: Thurs., Jan. 9, 6–9 p.m. Blindfold Gallery, 1718 E. Olive Way, 328-5100, blindfoldgallery.com. Opens Jan. 9.

Wed.–Sat., 1–5 p.m. Ends Feb. 8.

QUOTH THE RAVEN This group show functions as a tribute to the darkness and intelligence ravens and crows. A portion of the sales proceeds will go toward corvid research. Opening reception during Georgetown Art Attack: Sat., Jan. 11, 6–9 p.m. Krab Jab Studio, 5628 Airport Way S., 715-8593, krabjabstudio.com. Opens Jan. 14. Tues. & Thurs., 2–5 p.m. Ends Jan. 30.

PAUL STANKARD Work from the East Coast glass artist, including flowers, insects and natural elements. Opening reception: Thurs, Jan. 9, 5–8 p.m. William Traver Gallery, 110 Union St., 587-6501, travergallery.com. Opens Jan. 9.

Tues.–Sat., 10 a.m.–6 p.m. Ends Feb. 2.

UNPREDICTABLE GRAVITY Curated by Robbie Lowery in response to his wife’s cancer diagnosis, this group show’s proceeds will benefit three different cancer research charities. Opening reception: Thurs., Jan. 9, 6–9 p.m. Roq La Rue, 532 First Ave. S., 374-8977, roqlarue.com. Opens Jan. 9. Wed.–Sat., noon–5 p.m.

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just a little too easy, and Wells (who directed the dreary Company Men in 2010) encourages everybody to bop their lines right on the nose.

This big serving of ham and eggs wants to be taken seriously. The Weinstein Company’s ad campaign, which emphasizes the family bitch-fest angle, suggests they know otherwise. August can be enjoyed on that level, but if you think too hard about what a Pulitzer is, your head will hurt. ROBERT HORTON

Roberts and Streep prepare for combat.

PFaust RUNS FRI., JAN. 10–THURS., JAN. 16 AT NORTHWEST FILM FORUM. NOT RATED. 135 MINUTES.

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August: Osage County OPENS FRI., JAN. 10 AT GUILD 45TH AND OTHER THEATERS. RATED R. 118 MINUTES.

OPENS FRI., JAN. 10 AT SIFF FILM CENTER. NOT RATED. 123 MINUTES.

Since his 1979 debut, Return of the Secaucus Seven, the pioneering indie director John Sayles has never flagged in his sober commitment to exploring social issues. But he’s a realist; he knows audiences like stories. And after a handful of iffy box-office performers, Sayles cozies up to an out-and-out genre picture with Go for Sisters, which—perhaps not coincidentally—is also his best in over a decade.

For by-the-book Los Angeles parole officer Bernice (LisaGay Hamilton), life is uncharacteristically out of her control: Her adult son, a combat vet, is missing after getting mixed up in some dodgy border trouble. The only person who can help is her former high-school friend, Fontayne (Yolonda Ross), a recovering addict and ex-con. While the two investigate, they get into dicey situations in Tijuana and Mexicali, aided by disgraced ex-cop Freddy Suárez (Edward James Olmos), a low-talking freelancer whose instincts are as good as his eyesight is bad. That this plotline seems as contrived as the average TV cop show’s hardly detracts from the wellhoned precision of Sayles’ dialogue or the beauty of the central performances. In other words, this is one of those examples of a storytelling hook— can the trio find Bernice’s son and avoid getting killed in the process?—carrying the weight of a serious study of milieu and character.

Sayles’ interests here include the haplessness of illegal immigrants and the strange role played by the Chinese in human trafficking across the border, as well as society’s tendency to mark a false division between sinners and innocents. Happily, all of that comes through without sacrificing our interest in this specific troupe of searchers. Ross, statuesque and street-smart, makes us believe in the weakness of her generally good-hearted character, and Olmos—even though he’s done this kind of guy before—is never less than satisfying to watch. Freddy used to be known as “El Terminator,” but his lethal powers must’ve been subtle. At this point in his disappointed life, he’s underplaying like a man who’s seen it all and is resigned to how bad things could get.

Best of all, the movie hands a big role to the well-traveled Hamilton (she had regular roles on The Practice and Men of a Certain Age), who almost never lets you catch her acting. In spots where Go for Sisters strains to connect its plot points with implausible behavior, Hamilton’s steady gaze and no-nonsense delivery practically dare you to raise an objection. I, for one, was sufficiently intimidated on that score, and stayed engrossed throughout. ROBERT HORTON

Lone Survivor OPENS FRI., JAN. 10 AT PACIFIC PLACE AND OTHER THEATERS. RATED R. 121 MINUTES.

This movie’s title, and Mark Wahlberg’s being the only face on its poster, gives you the ending but not the impetus to Peter Berg’s grueling war drama. Wahlberg plays Navy SEAL Marcus Luttrell, who participated in a 2005 raid in Afghanistan that went terribly wrong. His bestselling 2007 memoir became a darling of the Glenn Beck/Sarah Palin right, which shouldn’t deter you from seeing Lone Survivor. Politics don’t figure in this patriotic story, and you get the feeling the raid would’ve ended badly no matter who occupied the White House. However, it

takes a tough constitution to endure Berg’s long central firefight, which seems to go on forever.

Berg introduces Luttrell and his three buddies in efficient, Old Hollywood style; the others are Murphy (Taylor Kitsch), Dietz (Emile Hirsch), and Axelson (Ben Foster). Each is given a defining trait (Texan, fiancée, tattoo artist, etc.), but they’re really just parts of a single combat organism, bound by taunting and testosterone. (There are no women in the film.) As in Berg’s 2004 Friday Night Lights, the team finds coherence on the field—here meaning in the field, dropped by helicopter near a remote village to reconnoiter a hit on an Al Qaeda leader.

This is where, unlike the impeccable efficiency of the Navy SEALs in Captain Phillips, it all goes to shit. Asymmetrical warfare flips against our expensively provided foursome. Their cover is blown by goatherds. The sat-phones don’t work.

Their support helicopters are pulled away to other missions. And finally they’re alone, encircled on a hilltop by 100 Taliban fighters whom Berg poses against the skyline like Indians preparing to attack a wagon train in Monument Valley.

Using occasional bursts of slo-mo for emphasis, Berg may glorify these brave SEALs, but he doesn’t romanticize combat. It’s a nasty business of ducking fire, retreating down cliffs, and packing gunshot wounds with dirt. (“Did they really shoot me in the fucking head?” one guy wonders.

Yes, they did.) There have been several other military-approved combat movies since 9/11, but this one—to its credit—hardly plays like a recruitment ad. BRIAN MILLER

Pig Death Machine RUNS FRI., JAN. 10–THURS., JAN. 16 AT NORTHWEST FILM FORUM. NOT RATED. 84 MINUTES.

Ah, the blessings of Kickstarter. Just because you can get a movie funded doesn’t mean you should make that movie. Underground filmmaker Jon Moritsugu and his wife/co-writer/leading lady Amy Davis want to say something about food safety and the hazards of eating meat, and they take an amusingly gonzo approach to the subject, but Pig Death Machine is still fatally undercooked. Pork parasites infect the brain of ditzy Cocojoy (Davis), miraculously raising her IQ like Flowers for Algernon. Working at the same restaurant that served her, crazy plant lady Lipton (Hannah Levbarg) eats some of the tainted swine, which gives her a very different condition: Suddenly she can hear the pleading voices of captive plants, which beg her for water and attention. (In one funny scene, blades of grass yelp in pain when she walks across the lawn.)

The lo-fi aesthetic and punk-rock score hint at the class divisions of Santa Fe, where Cocojoy cleans motel toilets and Lipton eats scraps from her menial kitchen job. Then the newly brainy Cocojoy earns a fortune at the casino (unfortunately unseen), installs herself in a posh hotel, and begins studying for some unspecified purpose; meanwhile Lipton tries to find the source factory for their psychoactive pork.

Yet their tales never really converge; there’s no culprit behind their conditions, and ultimately no point. Moritsugu’s flashes of surrealism and animation give Pig Death Machine a whimsical, dreamlike quality when the subject, industrial meat production, deserves a more nightmarish treatment. BRIAN MILLER E

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Tracy Letts won the Pulitzer Prize for his play August: Osage County, and he has written the screenplay for this film. If you seek a useful yardstick for the distance between stage and screen, this movie provides one: Here is a writer adapting his own work for the movies, and there is almost no evidence of how this display of canned yammering could possibly have won a high literary honor.

Admittedly, if you imagine everything playing out on one set, with August ’s overlapping dramatic arcs and crafted one-liners creating an actors’ showcase, the thing could work as a dramatic night in the theater. But open all that up to the outdoors, dissipate the pressurecooker structure with lapses in time, and let director John Wells add a sentimental spirit to the proceedings, and you’ve got one middling movie. Osage County is in Oklahoma, where the lemony matriarch of the Weston family, Violet (Meryl Streep), has gathered the clan in the aftermath of tragedy. She has three daughters, and while she treats sensible Ivy ( Julianne Nicholson) and silly Karen ( Juliette Lewis) badly enough, she saves her special venom for her favorite, Barbara ( Julia Roberts). Barbara’s marriage to an academic (Ewan McGregor) is unraveling, so she’s in the mood for a tussle, and we’re going to get one.

The cast is heavy with good folk, including Margo Martindale as Violet’s overshadowed sister (Chris Cooper plays her easy-livin’ husband), and an uncharacteristically tongue-tied Benedict Cumberbatch. All those family tensions take time to sort out, but it really comes down to Barbara standing up to her mother— and to Streep and Roberts playing with the material like prizefighters. And while Streep is the savvy, surgical Muhammad Ali to Roberts’ blunt-punching Joe Frazier in that match, there’s a sense that even Dame Meryl is coasting on technique here. The gotcha dialogue is

For a movie called Faust, director Alexander Sokurov takes his sweet time getting to the money shot. The film is at least three-quarters done by the time Faust—here a philosophical surgeon in a grubby, early-19th-century German village—gets around to signing away his soul to the devil. But this is only one of the many variations the Russian filmmaker has played on the famous tale, a delirious and destabilizing version that took the top prize at the 2011 Venice Film Festival.

After a wild special-effects shot that descends from the heavens (a flight through the clouds that perhaps pays homage to a similar sequence in F.W. Murnau’s great silent Faust from 1926), we meet Faust ( Johannes Zeiler) in the middle of an autopsy. Carving up a distinctly unappetizing specimen and once again failing to find the soul located in any of the organs that flop from the corpse, Faust stomps off in a discouraged snit. Much of the rest of the movie springs from his encounter with a moneylender named Muller (Anton Adasinsky), whose ability to taunt and tempt Faust marks him as the movie’s Mephistopheles character, even if he’s never blatantly outed as the devil. Sokurov follows these two around as they navigate the crumbling, muddy town, a place that occasionally emerges in warped, slanted angles or blurry visions—cinematographer Bruno Delbonnel, whose talent is currently on display in Inside Llewyn Davis, must’ve gotten overtime pay for keeping up with Sokurov’s busy ideas.

Sokurov is a filmmaker of international renown who occasionally hits greatness (Mother and Son, or his single-take cruise through the Hermitage, Russian Ark). He has said that Faust is the final film in a tetralogy about power, preceded by studies of real-life figures—Hitler (Moloch), Lenin (Taurus), and Hirohito (The Sun). Those films were stately, slow, very Russian. Maybe Sokurov got a little gassed on the witchy German mythology of Faust, because this movie is wildly different. It almost feels like 1970s-era Werner Herzog, all earthy humor and bizarre digressions; it hardly surprises us by the time Faust and Muller go for a dip at a public bathhouse and the latter is revealed to have a small tail (or something) located in his backside. Zeiler even looks a little like Bruno S., Herzog’s eccentric leading man of the ’70s.

None of which really unlocks the mystery of this Faust, although the film is a crazy fever-dream to sit through. Recommendation or warning? You decide. But it is funnier than expected, and a new wrinkle even for students of the Faust legend. ROBERT HORTON

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energetic local artist and filmmaker takes a look back at his life and career, likely in a whimsical vein. Among those offering personal perspectives on the man are Gus Van Sant and Tom Robbins. Krogstad will attend.

(NR) Seattle Art Museum, 1300 First Ave., karlkrogstad.com, $10, Thu., Jan. 9, 7:30 p.m.

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THE BOONDOCK SAINTS Willem Dafoe and Billy Connolly were the only ones to emerge with careers intact after this 2000 debacle by one-shot auteur Troy Duffy. His Irish-Catholic revenge tale was famously, briefly, and contentiously a Miramax darling—and then the subject of a ferocious falling-out and many lawsuits. A terrible sequel followed in 2009, but the 2003 backstage documentary Overnight really ought to be paired with Boondock, as it details Duffy’s spectacular egotism and self-destruction. (R) Central Cinema, 1411 21st Ave., 686-6684, central-cinema.com, $6-$8, Jan. 10-15, 9:30 p.m.

EVANGELION 3.0: YOU CAN (NOT) REDO The final installment of this anime sci-fi series again features plucky young heroes piloting giant robots, rather like Pacific Rim. See the GI website for showtimes. (NR) Grand Illusion, 1403 N.E. 50th St., 523-3935, grandillusioncinema.org, $5-$8, Jan. 10-16.

HERE COMES THE DEVIL In this ’70s-style horror homage by Adrián García Bogliano, two little kids go missing, then return to their parents as demonic killers. Or something like that. (NR) Grand Illusion, $5-$8, Fri. & Sat. 10:15 p.m.

LAS MARTHAS Director Cristina Ibarra will be on hand to introduce her new documentary about the Martha Washington Society debutante ball in Laredo, Texas, in which Mexican-American teens dress up in 18th-century frocks. (NR) Frye Art Museum, 704 Terry Ave., 622-9250, fryemuseum.org, Free, Sat., Jan. 11, noon.

THE MUPPET MOVIE This family favorite from 1979 features “Rainbow Connection” and other tunes sung

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ROADMAP TO APARTHEID This new doc draws parallels between South Africa and Israel’s policies in the West Bank. (NR) Keystone Congregational Church, 5019 Keystone Place N., 632-6021, Free, Fri., Jan. 10, 7 p.m.

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Ferrell and Adam McKay have frittered nearly a decade since their 2004 hit Anchorman. Maybe they’ve overthought the character of Ron Burgundy a tad too much. While Ron has moved from San Diego in the mid-’70s to New York in the early ’80s, more time has passed outside the multiplex. So Ferrell and McKay are torn: Should they reassemble the old cast, add some fresh cameos, and package a bunch of sketches; or should they endeavor to actually say something about the news business? Both approaches are crammed into one sporadically funny movie, but neither half will have you blowing soda out your nose. With Paul Rudd, Steve Carell, and David Koechner. (PG-13) BRIAN MILLER Alderwood 16, Factoria, Woodinville, Pacific Place, Southcenter, Cinebarre, Varsity, Lincoln Square, others HER Spike Jonze’s unlikely romance is set in a smooth, efficient near-future Los Angeles. There are no poor people, no upsetting stories on the news. Technology works perfectly. Everyone ought to be happy, and that’s the problem for mopey Theodore (Joaquin Phoenix).

Gradually it emerges that he’ separated from his wife (Rooney Mara), but won’t sign the divorce papers.

Impulsively deciding to upgrade his phone and home PC, Theodore opts for the new OS1 (“It’s not just an operating system, it’s a consciousness”). He chooses a female voice (Scarlett Johansson’s) called Samantha, which soon takes over his life. Before long they’re going on dates together—and more. When Theodore finally spills his secret, his friend Amy (Amy Adams) treats it like no big news—everyone’s falling in love with an OS, she tells him. In this ingenious and unexpectedly touching story, both humans and programs worry about being alone. And both yearn to connect across the digital divide between sentience and software. (R) B.R.M. Ark Lodge, Bainbridge, Harvard Exit, Lincoln Square, Majestic Bay, Sundance, Kirkland Parkplace, others THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG Part 2 of Peter Jackson’s three-year Hobbit project, Smaug improves on last year’s rambling An Unexpected Journey by sticking to a clean, headlong storyline and jettisoning much of Part 1’s juvenile humor. Our hero, Bilbo Baggins (Martin Freeman), is traveling with his crowd of bumptious dwarfs, intent on finding a magical stone inside a mountain crammed with treasure.

Wee wrinkle: The mountain is home to a dragon named Smaug (voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch), who likes to emerge periodically from his lair and burn down neighboring Laketown. This is really the only plot.

Wizard leader Gandalf (Ian McKellen) breaks off from the travelers for his own jaunt; elfin archer Legolas (Orlando Bloom) returns to the fray from his LOTR stint; and a new elf character named Tauriel (Evangeline Lilly) provides woman-warrior action. (PG-13) R.H. Pacific Place, Southcenter, Ark Lodge, Cinebarre, Cinerama, Kirkland Parkplace, Lincoln Square, Sundance, others INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS While there are funny bits in this simple story of a struggling folk musician in 1961 Greenwich Village, very loosely inspired by Dave Van Ronk’s memoir The Mayor of MacDougal Street, the situation for Llewyn Davis (Oscar Isaac) is fairly dire.

He has no money, no apartment, and no real prospects in the music industry—apart from an album that isn’t selling. He’s the wrong guy at the right moment, as the movie’s poignant final scenes make clear. The Coen brothers aren’t really making a comedy here, and you should temper your expectations to appreciate the movie’s minor-key rewards. Isaac can really sing and play guitar; the sterling soundtrack, by T Bone Burnett, is built around live music performances; and the catchiest tune—“Please, Mr. Kennedy”—is a knowingly cornball novelty song. But Llewyn’s a jerk to fellow musicians and benefactors, rude to his sister, and dismissive of others’ talent—possibly because he’s unsure of his own. (R) B.R.M. Ark Lodge, Harvard Exit, Lincoln Square, Sundance, others MANDELA: LONG WALK TO FREEDOM Sad to report, this biopic is a routine movie. The attempt to tell the whole long story puts a burden on leading man Idris Elba (Pacific Rim, The Wire. Elba handles the task with aplomb, adjusting his performance from the cocky clotheshorse and fiery leader of youth to the calm visionary with the post-prison healing touch. There’s also a whole separate movie to be made around Naomie Harris’ ferocious performance as Winnie Mandela, a very complicated person who bashes around during the film’s midsection. Over 146 minutes, Mandela’s life is dutifully told, but unless you’re going to set a wildly distinctive moviemaker loose on the material, I still think the right approach to historical figures is not the lifespan model but the snapshot.

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by a sweepstakes letter promising him $1 million, it really doesn’t matter about the motivations of Woody (the excellent and subdued Bruce Dern). What counts is the willpower of this cotton-haired, ex-alcoholic Montana geezer. His son David (Will Forte, surprisingly tender) becomes the enabler/Sancho Panza figure on their trek to Nebraska, where Woody expects to get his prize. There is a lifetime of regret and bad parenting to reveal in Alexander Payne’s black-whitemovie, which makes it sound more bleak than it is.

There’s both comedy and pathos as Woody makes his triumphant return to Hawthorne, en route to the sweepstakes office in Lincoln, Nebraska. Supposedly a prospective millionaire in his old hometown, he’s a big shot at last, grander than his bullying old business partner Ed (Stacy Keach). If the locals mistakenly gush over Woody’s good fortune, and if his own ridiculous family, the Grants, come begging for riches, he enjoys the acclaim. Also visiting Lincoln is Woody’s wife, the movie’s salty truth-teller. Kate (June Squibb, a hoot) cheerfully defames the dead, ridicules Woody’s lottery dreams, and gives zero fucks about offending anyone. With its mix of delusion, decency, and dunces, Nebraska is one of the year’s best films. (R) B.R.M. Oak Tree, Guild 45th, SIFF Cinema Uptown PHILOMENA Based on actual events, our film begins with journalist Martin Sixsmith (Steve Coogan), a brittle Oxbridge type, newly out of a job and lowering himself to write a human-interest story. That’s how he meets Philomena (Judi Dench), an Irish lady with the kinds of questions that perhaps only a reporter could answer. As a teenager in the 1950s, Philomena got pregnant, was sent to a Catholic convent to hide her sin, and gave birth there. She remained at the convent as unpaid labor, and her little boy was taken at age 3, never to be seen or heard from again. The pair’s discoveries are a matter of record now, but we’ll hold off on the revelations . . . except to say that there are some doozies. Maybe it’s Coogan’s acerbic personality (he scripted, with Jeff Pope), or director Stephen Frears’ unpretentious take on the material, but Philomena generally succeeds in distinguishing itself from the average weepie. The calm roll-out is effective; Coogan’s performance is shrewd; and anytime the camera gets near the convent, the Irish chill is almost palpable. (PG-13) R.H. Oak Tree, Seven Gables, Meridian, Bainbridge 12 YEARS A SLAVE Made by English director Steve McQueen, this harrowing historical drama is based on a memoir by Solomon Northup (here played by Chiwetel Ejiofor), a free man from Saratoga, New York, who was kidnapped and sold into slavery in 1841.

Solomon passes through the possession of a series of Southern plantation owners. One sensitive slave owner (Benedict Cumberbatch) gives Solomon—a musician by trade—a fiddle. Then he’s sold to the cruel cotton farmer Edwin Epps (Michael Fassbender), who also owns the furiously hard-working Patsey (Lupita Nyong’o). Patsey, like Solomon, is caught inside the terror of not knowing how to play this hand. Do they keep their heads down and try to survive, or do they resist? This is no Amistad or Schindler’s List, tackling the big story, but a personal tale. Instead of taking on the history of the “peculiar institution,” the film narrows itself to a single story, Solomon’s daily routine, his few possessions. The film’s and-then-this-happened quality is appropriate for a memoir written in the stunned aftermath of a nightmare. Along the way, McQueen includes idyllic nature shots of Louisiana, as though to contrast that unspoiled world with what men have done in it. The contrast is lacerating. (R) R.H. Varsity, Meridian THE WOLF OF WALL STREET Hugely, rudely entertaining, Martin Scorsese’s three-hour tale of rogue stock traders during the early ‘90s stars a ferociously funny Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort, upon whose jailhouse memoir the movie is based. Wolf almost seems like a remake of Scorsese’s Goodfellas— or two of them, given its length. Here again are the crazed, colorful criminals, the mountains of blow, the army of hookers, the venal vitality of a life lived outside the law. The crucial difference, however, is the absence of mobsters and violence; this film is a greedcom, and the clowns include Jonah Hill, Rob Reiner, Matthew McConaughey, Jean Dujardin, and Spike Jonze. In a way, this is the movie Brian De Palma tried and failed to make out of Tom Wolfe’s The Bonfire of the Vanities. Belfort is a guy programmed to sell, fuck, steal, and get high, only fun to watch while engaged in those core activities. In the film’s coda, Belfort finally recognizes as much: The only thing worse than being poor is being bored. Fortunately for us, Scorsese’s Wolf is the opposite of boring. (R) B.R.M. Bainbridge, Cinebarre, Lincoln Square, Meridian, SIFF Cinema Uptown, Sundance, Bainbridge, others

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Wednesday, Jan. 8 He’s bearded, he’s soulful, he’s earnest. He’s Duvall, Washington’s AUSTIN JENCKES, a contestant on the most recent season of The Voice, where he made the top 10 as one of Blake Shelton’s singers. Inspired by his dad, whose guitar he sometimes plays, Jenckes is doing the right thing: striking while the iron is hot by heading out on a quick West Coast tour while he tries to figure out what kind of record he wants to make. After selling out two nights at the Crocodile, the venue added a third (Saturday), as fans who watched him on TV this fall are eager to hear some of the songs he played on the tube in person, like The Outfield’s “Your Love,” the Black Crowes’ “She Talks to Angels,” and Edwin McCain’s “I’ll Be.” Now that he lives in Nashville, this will be a homecoming of sorts for Jenckes. With Stephanie Anne Johnson (Wed.), Polecat (Thurs.), Cody Beebe & the Crooks (Sat.). The Crocodile, 2200 Second Ave., 441-4618. thecrocodile. com. 8 p.m. $12–$25. DAVE LAKE

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Saturday is what Cairo is calling the festival’s “shred-ful pop/rock” night. Help Yourself Records labelmates Childbirth and Wimps will rev things up by shambling out power chords and yelping about prank sex and the futility of napping.

But as shredders go, no one made me throw up the devil horns last year more than Vancouver, B.C.’s Weed, which also plays on Saturday.

Deserve, the band’s debut LP, was one of my absolute favorite records of 2013—a lo-fi shred sesh of blown-out guitars and triumphant melodies that should soundtrack the next X Games broadcast.

Sunday, billed as the “avant” night, will feature Lori Goldston’s first Cairo performance. Goldston is a local legend, lending her otherworldly string skills to the music of everyone from Nirvana to Earth to David Byrne. Her eponymous 7-inch from last fall features majestic, guttural cello drones that sound as if they are bellowing out from the loamy soil of the Northwest.

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HALF KINGDOM creates experimental music without

the pretentiousness. Mixing a post-rock aesthetic with math-rock guitars over an ambient-synth foundation, the group has come up with an accessible Frankenstein-like project with its new EP, Guided by Vices. Both funky and raw, the band’s broad sounds merge into an exhilarating, almost theatrical experience. With iji, Imaginary Lines. Chop Suey, 1325 E. Madison St., 324-8005, chopsuey.com. $7. 9 p.m.

21 and over. DUSTY HENRY EVENING BELL is Ballard honky-tonker Davidson Hart Kingsbery’s new project with pianist Caitlin Sherman.

The two perform tender Americana-rooted duets with a slightly haunted edge that recall the dusty barrooms of the vintage country era. Think Gram Parsons meets Tom Waits with a feminine touch. Great stuff. With Tripwires, Moonspinners. Conor Byrne. $8. 9 p.m.

GWENDOLYN ELLIOTT As I was combing a lonely stretch of shoreline in Petersberg, Alaska, it wasn’t the ancient petroglyphs that moved me so much as the shipwrecks: At low tide you could enter their rusted hulls and explore. While taking it all in, CALIFONE’s debut Roomsound and its haunting single “Bottles and Bones” instantly came to mind (the inside of the wreck was littered with them).

Rattling, experimental, propulsive: That was Califone circa 2001. The Chicago-based group led by former Red Red Meat frontman Tim Rutili has since released a number of albums, most recently this year’s Stitches.

The band’s sound now incorporates more synth-based elements (as opposed to the jangled acousticism of its early days), but with this band it’s a most natural progression. Califone’s music—falling somewhere between Brian Eno and Wilco—has always been about atmospherics, the kind that perfectly soundtrack an eerie encounter on the beach. With the Luyas. The Crocodile. 8 p.m. $12 adv. All ages. GE KRAUTROCK TRIBUTE: AN EVENING OF COSMIC GERMAN MUSIC Do you despise most typical

Western musical conventions? Tend to prefer your beats motorik and your bass lines relentlessly groovy? Well then, tonight will have you exclaiming “Wunderbar!” as a slew of local bands cover tunes from Kraut classics like Neu, Faust, Kraftwerk, and Can. With Low Hums, Teredecimal, Red Martian, Blue Light Curtain, Terminal Fuzz Terror. Lo-Fi, 429 Eastlake Ave., 254-2824, thelofi.net. 9 p.m. $7. 21 and over.

KELTON SEARS THAO & THE GET DOWN STAY DOWN It’s no wonder folks in Seattle understand what this San Francisco– based act is putting down. Firstly, the band’s breakout release, 2008’s We Brave Bee Stings and All, was recorded in our backyard (via Olympia’s K Records).

Secondly, the group’s perfect blend of dreamy, funkinspired folk is just the sort of stuff that gets Seattle peeps to dance. With Sonny & the Sunsets. Neptune Theatre, 1303 N.E. 45th St., 682-1414, stgpresents. org/neptune. 9 p.m. $16.50 adv./$18 DOS. KEEGAN PROSSER

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But the great thing about Cairo is that it’s a venue and an art space. Expo 91’s opening night on Thursday will feature a laundry list of some of the city’s most interesting artists. CMRTYZ, a local collective, are the folks behind all those Xeroxed, melty show posters you’ve been seeing around town for bands like Grave Babies, Rose Windows, and MTNS. They were also commissioned to design a shirt for Austin Psych Fest, which they obliged by placing a cut-out of a woman wearing Spirograph glasses in the middle of a sea of thick cartoon haze. Julie Alpert’s art looks like a torrent of colorful quilts getting blown out of a volcano. JD Banke has a painting that informs you to simultaneously “Fuck Off/ Don’t Fuck Off.” Expletive-rich dualities aside, make sure you aren’t a fuck-off and forget to check out Expo 91 this weekend. The only valid excuse for missing it? Getting lost in Ramses II’s temple maze.

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hen the Expo 86 World’s Fair premiered in Vancouver, B.C., it included a kitschy exhibit called “The Great Hall of Ramses II.” Fairgoers could Indiana Jones their way through a dimly lit temple maze modeled after the tombs of ancient Egypt.

Perhaps it was here that Capitol Hill boutique founder Joel Leshefka decided on the name Cairo for his gallery space and venue. According to the space’s current curator, James Scheall, it’s definitely where the name Expo came from, Cairo’s annual arts and music festival. The festival’s first incarnation, in 2008, was, like the fair, simply Expo 86. Now we’ve arrived at Expo 91.

Unfortunately there won’t be any temple mazes—but, lucky for us, there will be pretty much everything else: Performance art from feminist punk singers. Avant-garde cellists. A band called “Weed” (more on it later).

All in all, more than 30 visual artists and musicians will squeeze into Cairo’s cozy confines to get art-blasted with goodness from what the boutique calls “the underbelly of the musical space needle.”

“When we put Expo together, we try to stay on the forefront of what’s happening in our community. What’s new? What’s interesting?” says Scheall, who helped curate this year’s event.

“I also like to look for people who are not only really good at what they’re doing in whatever style it is, but also really pushing the boundaries of that style.”

Boundary-pushers abound on Scheall’s bill for the four-night affair. Black Hat, the project of Nelson Bean and one of the standouts on Friday’s electronic-music night, makes meditative, whirring drone music that sounds like a washer, a dryer, and a microwave got together to do yoga: clangorous, metallic, but also strangely soothing.

“He takes a really interesting approach to making electronic music that on one hand is really dark, but also has this beauty and serenity to it that differs depending on when you catch him performing,” Scheall says.

With each performance, BLAKE NOBLE reinvents the traditional image of a one-man band. While strumming and/or tapping his 12-string guitar, which doubles as a percussive instrument, Noble sticks to his Aussie roots (he moved to Seattle in 2012) and incorporates the yidaki, or didgeridoo, into his set. Its deep, warbling bellow adds an otherworldly aspect to the more familiar acoustic guitar. With Planes on Paper, The Holy Broke. Conor Byrne Pub, 5140 Ballard Ave. N.W., 784-3640, conorbyrnepub.com. 9 p.m. $8. 21 and over.

AZARIA C. PODPLESKY REVEREND HORTON HEAT On its newest album, Rev—due out Jan. 21— the Reverend himself, Jim Heath, got back to doing what he does best, playing Chuck Berry–style guitar licks over Eddie Cochran rhythms, delivered at warp speed with a heavy dose of punk-rock spirit. Heath didn’t invent psychobilly; that was done years before he hit the scene by an underground contingent of garage bands around England (also, arguably, by the Cramps). He also didn’t bring back ’50s rockabilly to America; that was popularized

by Brian Setzer and his band the Stray Cats earlier in the decade. What Heath has done, and continues to do, is marry the two concepts in a way no one else can. The Rev’s music is dirty, raw, and in-your-face, but there’s also a purity and finesse to it that can’t be denied. Let us now bow our heads. With Nekromantix, Old Man Markley. Showbox at the Market, 1426 First Ave., 628-3151, showboxonline.com. 8 p.m. $21.50 adv./$25 DOS. CORBIN REIFF Even when the songs on GREENHORNBLUEHORN’s self-titled EP slip into clap-and-stomp, hoot-and-holler territory, the rich vocal harmonies of brothers Brent and Chris Antal, both of whom also play guitar, are still calming. Bassist James Fairchild and Shane McDonald

on keys add even more warmth to the band’s folk tunes—especially “Bag of Bones,” which earned a spot, and rightly so, on Ball of Wax Vol. 32, a recent compilation of Seattle talent. With Black Giraffe, Vigilante Santos. Waid’s, 1212 E. Jefferson St., 3286493. 9:30 p.m. $5. 21 and over. ACP

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here are a lot of great things about Neumos, the club that’s anchored Capitol Hill’s livemusic scene for a decade now. It’s fitting, then, that Neumos and its attached Moe Bar will share a b-day celebration—a ridiculously excellent week of performances by Telekinesis, the Thermals, and the Posies, who will play Frosting on the Beater. Shows are $15 each or two for $20, which seems like a gift to Seattle as much as to Neumos.

In celebration, here are 10 things to love about the venue: 1. A diverse booking roster where punk rock sits beside hip-hop. 2. The room’s vibe walks the line between upscale and dive, providing a comfortable spot for metalheads and rappers alike. 3. Whether EDM or neo-folk, bands at Neumos sound great—and at varying volumes. 4. You can see the stage just fine from anywhere, plus there’s an upstairs area for the

The first TIMBRRR! WINTER MUSIC FESTIVAL promises more than some fine pop bands, including Hey Marseilles, Telekinesis, The Moondoggies, The Lonely Forest and The Wild Ones. The two-day event (through Saturday, Jan. 11) is also a wintery getaway from the drizzly city that includes snow sports and a Hot Toddy Happy Hour, all nestled in the Bavarian wonderland of Leavenworth. It’s a midwinter dream, really. Various locations, Leavenworth, Wash., timbermusicfest.com. $45 adv. MARK BAUMGARTEN

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SMOOTH SAILING’s first full-length, 2011’s XoXo,

remains a remarkable achievement nearly three years later, full of thunderous, metallic riffs. We’ll hopefully hear more of the same when the band records some of the new material it’s been playing live lately. Rounding out this bill are local heavyweights Grenades and Princess, who both put out well-received records last year. Blue Moon, 712 N.E. 45th St., 675-9116, bluemoon seattle.wordpress.com. 9:30 p.m. $8 DOS. 21 and over.

JAMES BALLINGER PABLO TRUCKER is a band of infrequent updates. Its website and Twitter account have been inactive since 2011, and its latest Facebook post promotes an April show with Invisible Shivers and Garage Voice. Day jobs and other bands (bassist Kory Kruckenberg also plays in Pickwick) have surely taken up the members’ time, but, as this performance will show, the minimalist Americana trio is still alive and kickin’. With Grace Baker, Nu Klezmer Army, Lonely Mountains Lovers.

Conor Byrne Pub. 9:30 p.m. $7. 21 and over. ACP INDIGO GIRLS In the ’90s, the duo of Emily Saliers and Amy Ray bridged the radio gap and had listeners of mainstream and college airwaves in the palms of their hands. They took full advantage of this, too, and peaked with a slew of critically acclaimed albums and one Grammy-winning one, each toting tender harmonies and heartfelt lyrics about love, loss, and redemption. Their songs were clean, bright, and true, and per-

vertically challenged who get there early enough to snag a primo spot. 5. Despite what’s happening in the showroom, you can pop into Moe Bar for a drink without feeling like you’re in a rock club, because, well, you’re not. 6. At the attached Pike Street Fish Fry, you can get your munch on before you head in for a show—or even better, on your way out. Travel + Leisure even put the spot on their list of “Best Fries in the U.S.” And sometimes they give them away for free! 7. Even if you don’t live on Capitol Hill, you can’t beat the club’s proximity to other neighborhood hotspots and the availability of street parking. 8. There’s history in the walls: The original Mo’Roc’N Café hosted a who’s-who of ’90s acts (and even Bill Clinton) before shutting down in ’97 and reopening under a new (er, Neu) moniker.

9. If you like your live venues a bit more intimate, Neumos’ underground sister Barboza boasts an equally diverse lineup.

10. An ample backstage may be a facet of the venue most showgoers don’t experience, but with its old-school arcade games and comfy band rooms, keeping bands happy hopefully translates into better live shows. With Goodness, Truly, Hey Marseilles, Brent Amaker and the Rodeo. Neumos, 925 E. Pike St., 709-9951, neumos.com. 8 p.m. $15. DAVE LAKE ART CREDIT

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haps it was this, in light of the excesses of the Reagan era, that attracted fans across the board. Those fans remain strong today, as do Saliers and Ray, who in 2011 released their 13th album, Beauty Queen Sister. Yet it’s still the older stuff that gets to most of us—you know, like when “Closer to Fine” comes on and you suddenly find yourself belting out every word. Edmonds Center for the Arts, 410 Fourth Ave. N., Edmonds, 425-275-4485, edmondscenterforthearts.org. 7:30 p.m. $47–$57. GE “Fill It Up,” the first track on THE BREAKLITES’ fifth album, I <3 America, opens with a juicy bass synth that evokes any number of frivolous ’80s pop tunes.

A distorted electronic voice intones “There’s a hole in your heart, girl, you better fill it up/With cocaine, Vicodin, and rich men.” The hedonistic vices of the ’80s mentioned here recall another time our country was in a compromised economic state, one of this album’s main themes. Lyrically, the group explores the contradictions of contemporary America (“War is peace, and freedom is slavery/Ignorance is strength, and death is bravery,” from the title track). Musically, the album is tightly unified. The synth bass underpins many of the album’s eight tracks, where it’s mixed with funk guitar (“Evel Knievel”), dubstep (“I <3 America”), and chiptune (“Lites”). The album is available now, and the band celebrates its release tonight.

With Mr. Melanin, Perry Porter. Jazzbones, 2803 Sixth Ave., Tacoma, 253-396-9169, jazzbones.com. 8 p.m. $8.

21 and over. MICHAEL F. BERRY REEL BIG FISH was one of the more commercially popular groups to come out of the mid-’90s SoCal scene and third-wave ska revival, thanks to its crossover hit “Sell Out” and bands like Sublime and No Doubt hitting it big in the mainstream. After several lineup changes over the years, the band released Candy Coated Fury in 2012. Full of big guitars, big horns, and an even bigger sense of humor, the album sounds as if it could have been released in the band’s heyday. With Suburban Legends, Mighty Mongo, the Maxies. Showbox at the Market, 1426 First Ave., 628-3151, showboxpresents. com. 8 p.m. $20 adv./$23 DOS. All ages. JB

During a tour of the West Coast and Southwest late last year, Seattle’s BLACK QUEEN debuted its short film for the song “BabeGhostWitch” at ex-Pantera vocalist Phil Anselmo’s Housecore Horror Film Festival. Taken from its 2012 EP, March of the Obsidian Triumvirate, the short is a nod to Italian giallo horror films and fittingly suits the mood of the witchy metal outfit’s goblin-influenced sound. With Tomb of Ligeia, Babylon, Coughin’ Nails. Slim’s Last Chance, 5606 First Ave. S., 762-7900, slimslastchance.com. 9 p.m. 21 and over. $8. JB THE CALIFORNIA HONEYDROPS How a quintet from Oakland (with a Warsaw-born frontman, no less) plays with as much soul and spirit as a New Orleans street band is beyond me, but the Honeydrops have mastered the formula. With Lech Wierzynski’s soulful vocals, expressive brass and wind instruments, and undeniably groovy bass lines and percussion beats, it’s clear that the Honeydrops treat every day like Mardi Gras. With The Dip. Tractor Tavern, 5213 Ballard Ave. N.W., 789-3599, tractortavern.com. 9 p.m. $12. 21 and over. ACP

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“It’s important for SLAG to continue,” says Kwan, who was a competitive gymnast when she started attending SLAG clinics. “They didn’t allow me to do any other sports.

Once I had to lie about how I sprained my ankle dropping into a half pipe. I think I said something [like I was] texting and walking off a curb.” But SLAG, she says, “ignited that spark in me.”

Tonight’s event will feature “vagina rockers” Chastity Belt, Tacocat, Atomic Bride, and Summer Babes, not to mention the surf-rocking Lures, who will represent “boys that shred.” (“They’re femaleallied and old friends of mine,” Kwan says.) Door prizes include signed decks, T-shirts, CDs, stickers, and more. Seriously, what’s not to love about an evening of girls kicking ass for a cause, a cause that is girls kicking ass?!

“It’s important for girls to be inspired to keep doing male-dominated anything,” says Kwan.

“SLAG empowered me to be in an environment where boys were impressed with my skills, instead of making fun of me for trying.”

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(1/21, self-released, wearebarcelona. com) This local indie-rock act last made waves in 2008, when the band of former Seattle Pacific University students signed with Universal Records and released Absolutes. But for this release—a series of three EPs set to be released over the next three months—the trio worked completely free of any input from outside producers, engineers, and record labels, ditching its piano- and harmony-driven alt-rock roots for a more electronic-influenced R&B pop sound.

Led by the single “Background,” the Love Me EP ( Jan. 21) begins the series with five upbeat, ’80s-inspired tracks that use punchy guitar riffs and pulsing synth to pay homage to the likes of Prince and The Police. The second installment, Love You, slows the momentum and focuses more on silky R&B vocals a la James Blake and Justin Timberlake. Where the first EP proves a sparkly, love-drunk collection of old-school prom-pop ballads, the second pairs poignant R&B hooks and muted electronic fuzz for maximum emotional effect (think The Weeknd’s creamy falsetto and muted beats, minus the rapey drug references). It’s on songs like “Diamond and Silver” and “Strange Way” that the band’s new direction is fully realized: a fast-paced mixture of anthemic pop and raw emotion that’s comparable to the output of English rockers Keane on releases Under the Iron Sea and Perfect Symmetry. Barcelona concludes the series with Know Love, a seamless continuation that combines Love Me’s bubbly sugar shock and Love You’s dreamy pillow talk for a collection both dark and daring.

In its entirety, The Melodrama is a comprehensive exploration of what it means to love and be loved, brought to life by synthy arrangements, catchy pop storytelling, and romantic slow jams. The band’s evolution as presented through these new tunes could prove its riskiest, and most exciting, triumph yet. (Barcelona will release Love You and Know Love on February 18 and March 18, respectively; each will be released digitally, with limited editions available on vinyl.) KEEGAN PROSSER Childbirth, It’s a Girl! (out now, Help Yourself

Records, childbirth. bandcamp.com) Motherhood is totally punk rock.

There’s agony, despair, blood, and lots of screaming.

It’s like seeing Black Flag in the ’80s, only more excruciating. This new Seattle punk-rock outfit aptly harnesses the energy of the experience with this debut release, available digitally and as a limitededition cassette. Consisting of Julia Shapiro of Chastity Belt, Bree McKenna of Tacocat, and Stacy Peck of Pony Time, Childbirth distills the collective spirit of each member’s separate projects to its hardest and grimiest. In less than 20 minutes, the band describes the harrowing, hilar-

ious journey from conception to menopause. The cassette opens with the kicking and screaming “Childbirth,” where all three women repeatedly refrain “It’s a girl!” On “I Only Fucked You as a Joke,” Shapiro hopes she’s not pregnant, bemoaning the potential baby daddy: “You’re not that cool/And you look like a troll.” Every riff on this cassette builds on the previous track’s intensity, and there’s never a moment for quiet reflection; it’s all about pushing through to the next disaster.

Bass lines chug and drums pummel viciously.

The quick-hitting short tracks are reminiscent of Keith Morris’ project OFF!, but with more irreverent snarl than psychotic babble (to wit: the cover art, featuring a pink fetus playing its umbilical cord like a saxophone). Childbirth may be a brand-new baby, but with first words like “Giant Vagina,” it won’t be long until it’s crawling, leaving behind it a trail of destruction. (Tues., Jan. 14, Chop Suey) DUSTY HENRY Mogwai, Rave Tapes (1/21, Sub Pop, subpop.

com) After forming in the mid-’90s in its hometown of Glasgow, Scotland, Mogwai has steadily progressed past the post-rock label it loathes, practically creating a genre by itself: Call it post-prog-drone-psych-rock, or whatever. Now, nearly 20 years in, Rave Tapes is the band’s eighth studio record, a collection of 10 deftly woven dreamlike soundscapes and an excellent signpost of the band’s ever-evolving sound. Recorded last summer at Mogwai’s Castle of Doom Studios in Glasgow by producer Paul Savage (who worked with the band on its first release, Young Team, as well as its previous one, Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will), Rave Tapes doesn’t quite live up to the immediately impressive works of Mogwai’s back catalog, but that’s not to say it isn’t a great record. Perhaps it’s because the band now straddles a fine line, working in more synthbased arrangements than ever while still clinging to the layers of lavish guitars so indicative of past albums. What’s truly astonishing here, however, is the band’s ability to go beyond the multilayered, long-winded compositions of previous releases while creating a seamless journey from track to track. The album opens with the droning “Heard About You Last Night” and progresses nicely with the heavily loop-based “Simon Ferocious.” The third track, “Remurdered,” wholeheartedly embodies the band’s latest shift to electronica with its driving synth line. Things pick up a bit with the more guitar-fueled, Fugazi-lite “Mastercard,” and the album peaks with the slow-building “Blues Hour,” one of the band’s finer, more serene moments. The closing track, “The Lord Is Out of Control,” swells and builds in true Mogwai fashion, reminiscent of “Hunted by a Freak” from the band’s seminal Happy Songs for Happy People. Rave Tapes hardly represents a shift entirely to electronic-based music, yet it signifies Mogwai’s ability to mature and grow even 20 years later, and ultimately stands among some of its best work to date. JAMES BALLINGER

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ci-fi and fantasy fans are a lucky bunch when it comes to modern cinema. Hollywood’s big-budget blockbusters have the finest special effects money can buy, creating worlds that we’ve only dreamt about. But bigger is not always better. Stories can be easily lost amid all those fancy explosions. After you strip away the CGI, what’s left? Sometimes not much.

And this is the big

BY TERRA CLARKE OLSEN secret about geeky movies: It’s all about the story. Tell us an imaginative, creative, innovative, and interesting story and we’re yours. Well, fellow geeks, the Science Fiction and Fantasy Short Film Festival (SFFSFF) promises just that, meeting our criteria while catering to our modern-day attention span: No film can exceed 15 minutes!

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This is the perfect city to highlight geeky works of art—a booming tech and science city with a bad case of rainy weather.

they are not looking to slow down anytime soon—“hop[ing] to continue to grow, reach more sci-fi and fantasy fans, as well as expand our platform for creators to show their work and get recognition for it.” After all, this is the perfect city to highlight geeky works of art, as Reed points out; we’re a booming tech and science city with a bad case of rainy weather, causing people to “dive into their imagination and explore other worlds.”

For this year’s festival, the folks at EMP and SIFF selected 20 entries. The films include liveaction and animation, and cover a wide range of geekdom (all within the sci-fi and fantasy realm, of course). There is even a hometown hero in the mix: Seattleite Vanessa McMeekin will make her SFFSFF debut with Red Summer, the story of a young boy who watches his neighborhood crumble as the end of the world nears. McMeekin has shown her film at the London Sci-Fi Film Festival, but notes that SFFSFF is one of the best in the world.

(When she received the acceptance e-mail, she says, she “immediately started jumping up and down.”) McMeekin also notes that Seattle is “a very supportive place for filmmakers” and is becoming a “breeding ground for artists, filmmakers, and performers of all types, and recently the sci-fi and fantasy community have really started to thrive.”

Alongside McMeekin, filmmakers from all over the world (including Spain and the UK) are included in the festival. Sadly, tickets are sold out this year, but fear not—an “Encore Screening” will showcase some of the Jury Award winners, Audience Award winners, and curator’s choices. Sci-fi and fantasy fans can get their tickets for these showings on SIFF’s website (and mark your calendar for next year’s festival). E

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The festival’s roots lie in one of Seattle’s geekiest and most treasured museums (to me, at least), the Science Fiction Hall of Fame. As many Seattleites can remember, the museum became a permanent installment of the EMP in 2004. It honors mostly the legends of sci-fi, so in an effort to highlight and connect the history of the genre with current innovators, EMP joined SIFF to create SFFSFF. That was nine years ago, and they’re still going strong. This year SFFSFF received more than 100 submissions. And as Jessi Reed, the EMP’s public-programs producer, notes,

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