HADES TECHPresent ...s Circle
Melanie Martinez
“Presenting Circle, our newest pop star out of HADES TECH. Extracted from a secluded cult. Untouched by our AI-driven society. Her naivete, our greatest asset. Her instincts, raw and volatile. Using cutting edge technology, we’ve downloaded the world’s obscenities directly into her system, engineering something so vile, seductive, and unforgivable. She’s guaranteed to provide public outrage and obsession. A necessary sacrifice, one that will justify the permanent banning of human artists once and for all.”
-- HADES TECH about Circle
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“Each song on this record explores a different trap set by the kind of evil, patriarchal energy that is HADES.
It isn’t about predicting a dystopian future. It’s about recognizing destructive patterns that already exist. The same dynamics repeating in different places. Control disguised as protection. Cruelty framed as logic. Exploitation sold as opportunity.
Once you start noticing those threads, it becomes hard to ignore them.”
-- Melanie Martinez on HADES
Circle
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WANTED $1.5 MILLION REWARD
HADES TECH has announced their newest popstar, Circle, has escaped from their facilities. In a press statement, the company’s CEO urged citizens to be on the lookout for this escapee. Suspect should match the following characteristics: female, 5’0”, able-bodied, 500 CC of sexy, changing hair colors.
“Circle has recently been diagnosed with a myriad of mental illnesses, all culminating to result in this escape,” the CEO adds. “We just want her to come back home. She’s unstable, and we need to treat her before things get worse.”
Trusted sources later revealed the company also wants her to return as soon as possible to groom prepare her for her upcoming 2026 world tour.
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