What Hot Special Are You?

Which colours do you like best?

a. Pastel Highlighters colours b. “Natural tones” that are ugly by themselves but look aesthetic together and you live for that c. Orange d. Red or black e. Light blue or pink

What would be your ideal pet?

A. A golden Retriever B. Your parents’ cat C. A snake that you can take edgy photos with D. A cattle dog E. Goldie the goldfish

Which award would surprise you least if you were given it on speech day?

A. Most Aesthetic History Notes

Award B. Coolest Sunnies Award C. Most Likely to Get Mad Because

Someone Took Your Seat Award D. Actually Tried in Cross Country

Award E. Most Lessons Missed Award

Who is your favourite One Direction member?

A. Harry Styles B. I’m not a loser C. 1D, an all-boy band, is a product of the patriarchy and I live to rebel against it D. Zayn E. I don’t have a favourite

Which emojis do you vibe most with?

Which Hot Spec

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A. ✌ "❤✨ B. %✋'( C. )⚡⛓, D. -./0 E. 1234 What are you most likely to get a demerit for? (Tsk tsk)

A. Not wearing a ribbon B. Wearing your sports jacket without your blazer underneath C. Having your seconds in D. “Forgetting” to do the homework E. Being late

The Swimming Carnival sign-up sheet reaches you. You:

A. Ask the Guild Leader what the minimum amount of races you can enter in is B. Put your name down for butterfly but do breaststroke the whole way with your friends C. Enter in heaps of stuff and pull out of everything on the day (why?) D. Do it all because YOLO E. Actually can’t put your name down because you “forgot your pen” haha sorry

You are in a bad mood and get a message from a friend. You:

A. Are no longer in a bad mood because friendship is magic <3 B. Send them a lit meme to mask your pain C. Throw a tantrum, shut your phone down and lock it in a cupboard D. Rant to them for 54 minutes E. Wake up from your weird dream where you had a friend Which edgy emo quote comes to your mind when you’re crying on the floor?

A. “Love is when hurting them would hurt you more” B. “I see humans but no humanity” C. “My feelings? Oh, don’t worry about those, no-one else does” D. “At the end of the day I have noone but myself to blame” E. “My silence is just another word for my pain”

If you answered mostly A’s: Chicken Burger You’re the kind of person who has Instagram but never posts anything. When the class has been quiet for too long, you decide to ask every single person if they have whiteout. Some people say you have no style but there will always be haters. Rise above it.

If you answered mostly B’s: Nachos Pretty much everyone likes you, you have so much swag. You are the embodiment of the dude with sunglasses emoji. You act like you don’t care what anyone thinks but who knows if that’s true. Your older sibling is cooler than you though. Sorry...

If you answered mostly C’s: Bu!er chicken I don’t understand you. Sometimes you wake up in a Mood™ and decide to make it everyone else’s problem. Other times you dress well. This is because you work in mysterious ways.

If you answer mostly D’s: Potato-topped beef pie You actually like PE. In fact you’re probably the kind of person who gets put in a group with the people who don’t like PE and then yells at them to be faster. It’s okay you mean well and we

If you answered mostly E’s: Salad bar You have at least one (1) brain cell. Sometimes you use it. If I was walking down the corridor with you and turned around, you would be gone. Don’t get me started on finding you at