Ask MacK
What's your favorite part of MAC ave? M, A, or C?
Well I guess i'd have to go with M. as I'm a big fan of michigan! avenues I could give or take (unless were talking about the avenue, I love that place) and college sucks.
Why is Foster coffee so milennial white boring gross growdy ew on the inside DESPITE their amazing (though overpriced) drinks ? D: - Connor, Beal
There is a simple answer to this. And that is that the people who own Fosters are actually just evil.
What’s your favorite shade of blue? - Shelby, Beal
A bright slate. When I moved into the shc the first room I lived in at Apollo was a slate that when the light hit it right was just so pretty it makes me wanna tear up thinking about it. So that will always be my favorite blue.
What is your favorite song to play on guitar??? - Abby, Orion
Honestly, my own songs. I very very rarely play others peoples songs, But i guess it'd be shibya by covet or poor boy long way from home
How can cooper's check their voter registration and make a ballot plan - Clay, Phoenix
You can check your registrations status, your polling place and look at a sample ballot by going to the Michigan voters index on the state department's website, you'll need some personal information but you can do it all online!
How fast can you type? What advice do you have to people feeling lost in the overwhelming context of our world? Isabella r, Hedrick
Around 40 words per minute, but the test aren't fair because I have dyslexia and can type faster as a stream of consciousness than i can reading and then typing so i think it's probably more like 50+ And Honestly, just chill, and find a hobby you really enjoy That's the most important thing for keeping me calm is having a thing to do that i love regardless of what's going on around me.
Do you lock your window at night?
There's only one window in my room and it's a skylight on the 3rd floor so honestly nvm
MacK should I get a coyote and it can be Orion's new mascot? - Ethan, Orion
Yes, absolutely yes. A million times yes.
Acrylic paint or watercolor? - Myron, Orion
Watercolor. I recently read the miyazaki book shuna's journey, which is a graphic novel composed entirely of his watercolors and i've fallen back in love with that medium again because of it.
What is your favorite icecube shape
Idk what the shape is but its theres ones that are in the orion freezer
If you were a pasta noodle which one would you manifest? - Emma, Bowie.
Well Emma, I'm a little confused by this one honestly So I'll go part by part. If i was a pasta noodle I think i'd be a bowtie. But if I was a bowtie, what would I manifest? Is that the question? Or is the manifestation me becoming the bowtie? I need answers Emma, please tell me.
But I guess If i was a bowtie i’d manifest myself into the delicious and beautiful mediterranean vegan pasta salad that I included in this months vegan recipe :”)
What's your favorite rock? I like and roll. - Teah, New com
ditto
what’s your favorite musical!
Book of Mormon by a significant margin. I say this because it's actually the only musical that I enjoy. I love music more than the average joe but i just can't do musicals for some reason. Too uncanny I think?
What's your favorite movie or TV show
My favorite movie is Nausicaa of the valley of the wind. And idk about tv shows tho, maybe nathan for you or the original power puff girls.
On a scale from 1 - 10, how - Regan, Phoenix
9, and I think it speaks for itself honestly.
What would you do for a klondike bar? Erik, Howland
Nothing too extreme. I actually can't eat ice cream, but i may do a small task if i could give it to my boyfriend before it melted.
favorite species of lizards that reproduce by parthenogenesis? Liz, Phoenix
I think it's cool that komodo dragons can do it sometimes, the fact that it's not the only way they can reproduce is fun to me. But also, I dont really fuck with komodo dragons because they eat deer and monkeys and I dont fuck with those that eat deers and monkeys, I love those guys. So I'd probably have to go with the blue whiptales .
Why is the Pine Press important to you? - Nina Howland
I just really like it. I love the collaborative nature of it. I also think that it's cool to get the perspective of people who aren't social outside of their house.
Why is Pesto the Penguin so big? - JD from Orion
All the pasta
What’s the most annoying sound - Rachael, Vesta
The sound of the boys that live at the house kitty corner to Orion on M.A.C.
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? - Emily, Orion
Favorite brain rot phrases? - JD, Orion
Gooning and “Cant let gang know i fuck with _____”
Will you on your family's honor promise to include pinecones in every issue of the pine press going forward? Connor, Rafthill
Connor, I MacKenzie solemnly swear to you that I will include pinecones in every pine press going forward, on my family's honor. I'd sooner stop being vegetarian, become straight and live a quiet life in the burbs of Akron OH.
favorite part of campus/EL? Theo, Raft Hill
The orion side porch
What breed of dog would you be - Divya, Orion
Golden doodle i think.
What is it like having the best wardrobe in the entire SHC? Gavin, Orion.
Aw shucks, thank you! And thank you to everyone who voted for me to get best dressed in the awards last month <3 but to answer the question I'd say stressful, as I think too much about what I wear and if it looks good or not.
Thoughts on the war of 1812? Jimmy, Bowie.
This is a complicated one. First of all, I think it's one of the first instances of America going into a widely unpopular war for the economic elites. And it still barely passed through the government. Also we lost battles with Canada, so kinda an L.
Hi - yousif, Hendrik
Hello!
Which woodland creature (real or fictional) would you like to be? Kylie, Hendrik
This is actually a really hard question, as I don't want to be a predator due to my vegetarian disposition. But prey tend to die horribly. So i'm going to go fictional and say a fox squirrel from nausicaa of the valley of the wind.
What is your guilty pleasure in terms of online brainrot, Chris Vesta.
Probably cooking videos of recipes that I scheme of how to make vegan then never actually do. (I don't know what my diet is coming up so much in this issue, but it's the truth)
Which perfume scent are you and why? (with detail) - Cas, Vesta
i think i'd be a lavender lime scented one. I say this because that is my favorite drink flavor Its bright and sharp from the lime but also cool and warm from the lavender. And it just smells so tasty, that's what I'd want to be.
MacK, do you know I love you? - AJ,
I do. But AJ, do you know that I love you too?
What are your thoughts on organic food? - Jonathan, Bower
Im a huge fan of it. For ecological reason and for the simple fact that it just tastes way fucking better. Big shocker that if you dont cover your fruits and veggies in chemicals they taste way better.
What is your favorite Princess Bride quote and why? - Gwen, Orion
I regret to inform the people i do not know any.
To what extent do you believe Rorschach blot tests are able to reveal parts of our character? - Jake, Phoenix
I don't really think they reveal your character, but maybe your mindset when viewing it if you havent before.
what is your favorite type of banana tree? - Max, Beal
Plantains. I hate all other types of bananas.
what's your favorite color of doorknob on a Tuesday afternoon? - Sam, Orion
The doorknob to the phoenix attic, as on tuesday i have band practice wither harper there, and that's the highlight of my tuesday
Sheep in a sun hat or cow on a couch? - Amaya, Hedrick
A cow on a couch seems like a very serious omen, but a sheep in a sun hat seems like a nice sunday on the prairie, so i'll go with the sheep.
Whats the most recent dream you can remember? As many details as possible pls - anon
I can not answer this question, I'm sorry. It'd just be too weird.
If you had to have one super power what would your favorite food be? - Niko, Vesta
Fajitas.
Pinecones!
Everyone in Beal is lovely amazing and wonderful :) - Connor, Beal
Pinecones to P.A.C.E for giving me a ticket on the second day of classes just kidding fuck you P.A.C.E - Ethan, Orion
Caleb at Bower for modding the Obama Prism into Super Smash Bros on the house Switch - Danial, bower
pinecones to the folks that put in all the hard work to make the PP so great !! Reading it is always my favorite part of the month - Rowan
pinecones to collin and sam for babysitting craig - Mylee, Phoenix
I appreciate phoenix house for fixing our small problem with dishes that we had, Avie, Phoenix
Pinecones to the new Phoenix haus members for holding each other accountable and being goofy together Love to see it - Sam S, Phoenix
All of phoenix bc we’re cool - Regan, Phoenix
I ❤ Annie from Bower - Shelby, Beal
Shout out to all my housemates who have watched Watchmen (2019) with me. Beware the CyclopsClay, Phoenix
AJ of Vesta for being fun guy to hang around , Abby of Orion for her talk at the Facilities Commite Meeting - Erik, Howland
Pinecone to cas for being da best - Rachael, Vesta
shoutout gavin for getting me to try something new - Emily, Orion
Jesse - Glad I found someone who hates Deion Sanders nearly as much as I do - Conner, Raft hill
Shoutout Emily for buying pizza for me �� - Gavin, Orion
I like chickens - Jimmy, Bowie
HEDRICK ON TOP‼‼‼ - Yousif - Hendrik
I want to thank everyone in Ferency for being such great people and making living there comfortable. - Emma, Ferency
Angie (Phoenix), I love your vibes ✨ , Via (for being there always), Ian(for lending me all of your hands), Tomas and Ángel for helping me speak spanish LOL, Fish for existing�� - Emma, Bowie
Shoutout my housemates AJ and Angie. Yall have helped me more times than I can count in so many different ways <3 - Chris, Vesta
Pinecones to Chris for the posters! Angie for fixing the dryer :)) - Cas, vesta
Chris: Your enthusiasm for being education officer is so inspiring. You're doing amazing things and I love talking with you! Rachael: You save me with DP - AJ, Vesta
Shoutout to the new beal members! <3 - Saylor, Beal
Pinecones to co-opers for being such a great gaggle of friendly folk. - Jonathan, Bower
To Devang, thank you for being my rock, pookie. - Niko, Vesta
bella @ hedrick for making sure we were all safe and having a good time at black tie. best and cutest energy <33 - Amaya, Hedrick
Avie, Sam, and Liz from Phoenix have been super positive in every interaction I’ve had with them, thank you for making Phoenix a warmer place. - Jake, and Phoenix
Sounds of the SHC
ROSÉ by Coco & Clair Clair - Connor, Beal
Saturdays = Youth, M83 - Daniel, Bower
Forty Six & 2 by tool - Onyx, Bower
Kaettekita Ultraman - Justin, Vesta
Until I Die by Machine Girl - Myron, Orion
glitter by eliza mclamb - Mylee, Phoenix
Счастье - Диана Анкудинова - JD, orion
that fountain that's too damn loud. would rather be listening to myself think - Rowan
i listened to mamma mia today - Avie, Phoenix
No Es Por Acá - Carin Leon - Teah, new com
Day Tripper by The Beatles - Ryan, raft hill
Elliott Smith and CSH recently - Sam K, Phoenix
Don't Fear the Reaper - Abby, Orion
The Pogues album Rum Sodomy and the Lash - anon
Plug me in - lil soda boy - Regan, Phoenix
Lollipop - big daddy Marc - Shelby, Beal
pizza rolls royce by gezebelle gaburgably - Liz, Phoenix
Baker by Aimee Carty and I Don't Trust U Anymore by Left at London - Clay, Phoenix
Like a prayer - Erik, Howland
Married with Children by Oasis - Ethan, Orion
Human Condition by Sjowgren - Nina, Howland
Jpegmafia and Liz phair - Rachael Vesta
10 drunk cigarettes by girly girl productions - Emily, Orion
Diana Ankudinova (youtube her she’s phenomenal) - JD, Orion
Mayonnaise - The Smashing Pumpkins - Conner, Raft hill (best pumpkins song by a lot imo)
Samba de Orfeu - Luiz Bonfá - Theo, Raft hill
a disgusting amount of deftones (current fav is mascara) - Isabella r, Hendrick
Overture to Candide - Divya, orion
Sonic Frontiers OST - GHavin, Orion
Ken Carson - Jimmy, Bowie
The Dare’s new album What’s Wrong with New York - Kylie, Hendrik
Queen No Crown - Augie Bello - Emma, Bowie
new Hiatus Kaiyote album, Love Heart Cheat Code - Chris, Vesta
Songs About Jane- Maroon 5 - Cas, vesta
that fountain that's too damn loud. would rather be listening to myself think - Rowan :)
jack straw, grateful dead - AJ, Vesta
Therapists Wet Dream-Amelia Day - Gwen, Orion
My Haus made a Spotify blend between a bunch of us. I might say something stupid and Von Dutch by Charlie xcx have been blasting outta my car lately as a result - Jonathan, Bower
I LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU - Jpeg Mafia - Niko, Vesta
damn that sucks- telecom - Amaya, Hedrick
Depeche Mode, Nick Cave - Eva, Howland
Sleep token - Max, Beal
Jackie Onassis by Sammy Rae & The Friends - Saylor, Beal
sailor song - gigi perez - Sam, Orion
Until I Die by Machine Girl - Myron, Orion
Look Who's Laughing Now by Benjamin Ingrosso - Emma, Ferency
What do you see in this picture?
rabbit eared horses looking at eachother contemplatively - Cas, Vesta
double thumbs up - Chris, Vesta
two thumbs up! - Max, Beal
If I cross my eyes it looks like a cute alien - Emma, Bowie
Two llamas looking at each other - Kylie, hendrik
two women leaning in for a kiss - Abby, Orion
Two ladies dancing Yousif, Hendrik
Black marks - Jimmy, Bowie
2 Thumbs up! - Teah, New com
i have 2 library cards. also I was thinking of a fountain from my distant past. it's not one of the ones around here. I like fountains but they have to be good. the one on grand river by PB the water is like way too blue it looks like its football coach steals signs (or whatever they did.) - Rowan
A bunch of grayscale sponges in weird shapes - Ryan, Raft hill
Two rabbits butt-bumping - Gavin, Orion
thumbs upppp - Theo, Raft Hill
the music video for Crazy by Gnarls Barkley - Ehan, Orion
a skull that got a big ol bite taken out - Isabella r, Hedrick
an outline(?) of a freaky little bug - Myron, Orion
Pelvis bone - anon
Two buff people giving each other a thumbs up - Conner, Raft Hill
Two judy garlands sizing each other up - JD, Orion
…a butt plug ? - Emily, Orion
Dancing rabbits bumping butts - Rachael, Vesta
A beetle - Nina, Howland
Dancing Ladies Bumping into one Another - Erik, Howland
Two twin bunny sisters that are maids in feudeal Japan discussing whether or not their master will be in a good mood when he arrives - Clay, Phoenix
2 clones of Wayne from hylics looking at each other - Liz, Phoenix
A leaf bug - Shelby, beal
Ants but there’s like romantic tension or smth - Regan, Phoenix
two elephants standing on their backfeet facing away from eachother - Sam K, Phoenix
two rabbits bumping gooch - Avie, Phoenix
gwen stefani - Mylee, Phoenix
Thumbs up with people putting knuckles next to them - Justin, Vesta
Beetle, Onyx, Bower
Two camels going in for a passionate kiss - Daniel, Bower
Two turtles on their back struggling :( but ! they have two peaches beneath them to munch on later :D - Connor, Beal
this is two crusty eyed dogs beefing - AJ, Vesta
A spider - Gwen, Orion
Two people talking above two people kissing - Jonathan, Bower
two thumbs up - Niko, Vesta
Antlers - Eva, Howland
Two rabbits with horrifically broken forepaws having a meeting to discuss the future of the warren.Jake and phoenix
A crab - Saylor, Beal
top view of a beetle head but also two people with rabbit ears looking at each other - Sam, Orion
A crab - Emma, Ferency
two women with funny hats on sizing each other up. - JD, Orion
Would you rather go vegan or celibate
Vegan x 12
Celibate x 9
vegan for sureee - Sam, Orion
No meat either way </3 - Conner, Raft
Im basically already celibate except im not religious. - Emma, Ferency
Vegan %100 �� - Emma, Bowie
Celibate because I already get no coochie :( - Chris, Vesta
I'd rather eat a Human - Eric, Howland
vegan ����- Angelina, Vesta
Both sound fine to me. I like cheese though so probably celibate. - Nina, Howland
vegan. give me some lab grown meat ��- Mylee, Phoenix
Vegan because am already halfway there being a vegetarian - Connor, Beal
Death - Max, Beal
celibate (sorry MacKenzie) - Myron, Orion (i am disappointed not mad)
Celibate seems more doable for me - JD, Orion
vegan, seeing the word celibate gives me horror flashbacks and meat is so easy nowadays to fakeRebecca, Howland
vegan. Food will advance to much they'll make good fake chicken soon. - Teah, New com
Celibate, cheese > sex - Regan, Phoenix
I'm going to be eating so many grain bowls - Daniel, Bower
If I had money vegan, cause I could afford vegan dishes that are actually tasty or get a chef. If I not rich idk would probably regret my choice either way - Luca, Apollo
Celibate. Only for the reason that I can't give up goat cheese - Sam, Phoenix
please refer to my article about homemade yogurt. - Rowan
umm vegan what the deuce - Zadok, Vesta
Vegan, overhated tbh - Yousif, Hendrick
Celibate. Obviously - Gavin, Orion
I've done both multiple times. Neither are that bad (if i can masturbate) - Clay, Phoenix
I choose, death - Emily, Orion.
What's you're favorite bug and why?
fireflies because you can use them to navigate at night. if you are walking and you see a firefly and you walk towards it, that firefly is in the direction you are going ! fun fact !! - Rowan :)
Caterpillar because :3 - Connor Troost, Beal
Praying mantis EASY the women decapitate the males after mating with them - Abby, Orion
1967 Volkswagen Beetle (coolest looking one) - Daniel, Bower
Monarch butterfly, have some fond memories of raising the caterpillars with the neighbors before they moved away - Justin, Vesta
fireflies because you can use them to navigate at night. if you are walking and you see a firefly and you walk towards it, that firefly is in the direction you are going ! fun fact !! - Rowan
My partner and i saw Two (2) praying mantises the other nite! They were my fave bug of the year bc we saw them together ������ - anon
fireflies are the only valid bug because they have morals - Mylee, Phoenix
Praying Mantis, cause it looks sick as hell - Ryan, Raft hill
i know frogs arent bugs but they give bug energy so frogs Isabella r, Hedrick
my favorite “bug” is a roly poly but technically they’re crustaceans . i also researched house centipedes today because we found one in the bathroom so now i like those too - Avie Hancock, Phoenix
lightning bugs because they remind me of my sister - Sam kitson, Phoenix
The love bug (Wes the cat). Very very sweet - Sam s, Phoenix
Not a bug technically but either golden orb weavers or jumping spiders - Regan, Phoenix
my brother. he's just a lil guy - Teah, New com
Phyllidae bc they look like leaves and I like leaves - Shelby, Beal
shrimps cuz shrimps are bugs - Liz Huber, Phoenix
Idk I always thought pill bugs were cute - Clay, Phoenix
Fucking Bees, I love bees so much. and if you don't know why then that's on you. - Eric Saunders, Howland
I like ants, I think they’re pretty neat. Specifically the door ants are cool because some of their warrior class will grow giant heads to block passageways. These specializations come from pheromones too, so it’s like imagine if your mom just started adding weird drugs to your only your food and your siblings will grow up with you and watch as you slowly transform into a piece of the house. - Jake and Phoenix
Spiders because they are super pretty - Nina Howland
Probably bees because they are so cute and they pollinate asf and I love them - Rachael, Vesta roly-polys, they’re just little guys !!! - Emily, Orion
The bug that flew in my mouth when i was 5. - JD, Orion
ants - at any time 30% of worker ants are just pretending to do work so they don’t get assigned a job (might be fake i just read headlines) - Conner, Raft
Lantern bug (Pyrops candelaria) - Theo, Scheer, Raft Hill
Spiders. All of them. - Gavin, orion
Vector from despicable me - Jimmie, Bowie
Ants- recently learned that some species can raid and enslave other ant colonies instead of foraging themselves. - Max, Beal
Spider bc people hate on them but they’re just chilling. - Kylie from Hendrik
Butterflies because they make my soul happy - Emma, Bowie
mosquitos because i can kill them without remorse. - Chris, vesta
i fuck with weevils, i like bugs but idk if i’ve determined a favorite - Cas, Vesta cicadas, they make me feel this weird summer nostalgia thats hard to describe.. i always end up missing them when summers over - Zadok, Vesta
Moths!! They r fuzzy and not creepy and have cute antennas and pretty wings - Sophia, Miles Davis Stickbug because sticky - Liam, Phoenix
GIRAFFE WEEVIL his neck so long? - Angelina, Vesta
Scarab, I love the way they’re depicted in Ancient Egyptian art. Nothing cooler than a scarab.Graciela, Ferancy
stick bug !!! it’s just a little guy - Rebecca, Howland
Spittlebugs (gross name i know but they look like little puppies) - Rachel, Vesta
Ants, the way they build and form societal structures is neat and ironically can teach us a lot about ourselves as well when we examine their behavior - Luca Cornille, Apollo
weevils cuz they r evil weizards - Anon
stick bug because he is me - AJ, Vesta
The blue butterfly �� bc it’s shiny - Gwen Urbain, Orion
I am more of an arthropod type of person but native ladybugs are cool given their ability to be used as biological control against agricultural pests. - Jonathan, Bower
Rolly pollies my partner has these isopods called dairy cows and they are very cute and it’s nice seeing them reproduce and live their lil lives - Lilly, Beal
lady bug- they’re cute
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- Amaya, Hendrik
Caterpillar, they are so goofy and fun - Eva Leinbach, Howland
Ants- recently learned that some species can raid and enslave other ant colonies instead of foraging themselves. - Max, Beal
I like ants, I think they’re pretty neat. Specifically the door ants are cool because some of their warrior class will grow giant heads to block passageways. These specializations come from pheromones too, so it’s like imagine if your mom just started adding weird drugs to your only your food and your siblings will grow up with you and watch as you slowly transform into a piece of the house. - Jake, Phoenix
I love wasps!!!! They are just little guys and you can feed them sugar water and also hold them. they only sting if you have bad energy!!! be nice to them - Myron, Orion
Praying mantis EASY the women decapitate the males after mating with them - Abby, Orion
My partner and i saw Two (2) praying mantises the other nite! They were my fave bug of the year bc we saw them together ������ - Secret
Praying Mantis, cause it looks sick as hell - Ryan, Raft
i know frogs arent bugs but they give bug energy so frogs - Isabella R, Hendrick my brother he's just a lil guy - Teah, New com
stick bug because he is me - AJ, Vesta
I am more of an arthropod type of person but native ladybugs are cool given their ability to be used as biological control against agricultural pests. - Jonathan, Bower
Rolly pollies my partner has these isopods called dairy cows and they are very cute and it’s nice seeing them reproduce and live their lil lives - Lily, Beal
lady bug- they’re cute
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- Amaya, Hedrick
Caterpillar, they are so goofy and fun - Eva, Howland
I love wasps!!!! They are just little guys and you can feed them sugar water and also hold them. they only sting if you have bad energy!!! be nice to them - Myron, Orion
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