A Prayer to Carlo Rossi, Patron Saint of Vesta

Lake (Vesta)

O’ Carlo Rossi, hear our prayer

We come before you with reverence and gratitude, Thankful for the gifts you have bestowed upon us

Bless the vineyards and the grapes that grow upon them, And bless the grocery stores and our fake ID’s That we may continue to enjoy your glorious jugs.

May we ind comfort in the glasses you ill, And good company in those we share them with

May you guide us in the upkeep of our home, That we may be a holy symbol of cooperation, And a thorn in the side of the ofice and Orion

Let our home be clean but lived in, Our weekends be wild but safe, Our charges be low but reasonable, And our parties be absolute ragers.

We oer this prayer in your name, And ask for your continued blessings upon our home, And our drinks Amen