The Sport Hater’s Guide to Spectatorship

Kirsten Minnaar

Navigating your way around campus life can be difficult when you have no knowledge about or interest in sports. After all, what is UPlympics anyway? What do you mean Tuks has basketball? Why does my faculty house have a volleyball league? You can still make the most out of varsity by attending sporting events, even if you think you would have a better time watching paint dry. Here are some ways to enjoy sporting events as someone who sees the Varsity Cup as half empty.

Make the match your picnic

One thing sports fans and haters alike can enjoy is snacking. For bigger events, like Varsity Cup, there are plenty of food stalls to choose from but for the smaller events, there might not be food for sale. No need to fret, though. Pack your snacks and blanket, and get ready to make a picnic out of the match.

Bring your friends

Do not be put off by the screaming fans on the sidelines. A sport match is the perfect time to chat with friends. Bring all of your friends along and have a catch up session, with the game playing in the background.