News
Cecile Favron / Print News Editor
June 5, 2017 news@the-peak.ca
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News
Cecile Favron / Print News Editor
news@the-peak.ca
News
June 5, 2017
Henry Tran SFU Student
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6 Opinions
Aliocha Perriard-Abdoh Peak Associate
Zach Siddiqui / Opinions Editor
opinions@the-peak.ca
Opinions
Written by Anindita Gupta, SFU Student Illustration by Carolyn Yip, Staff Illustrator
June 5, 2017
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Alex Bloom / Arts Editor
arts@the-peak.ca
Tessa Perkins Peak Associate
Vanessa Romein SFU Student
Despite its heavy setting and theme, the film carries itself lightly . . .
Arts
Neil MacAlister Peak Associate
June 5, 2017
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Arts
Alex Bloom / Arts Editor
arts@the-peak.ca
Oscar Lira Sanchez Peak Associate
Pictures From Here features a number of artworks . . . which together act as a portrait of a city and a province.
Humour
Janis McMath / Humour Editor
June 5, 2017 humour@the-peak.ca
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FANTASTIC DRINKS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM
LOW-FAT FEY'S FRAPPUCCINO The Fey’s Frappuccino is the most delicious substance known to man. It is said that a single sip is like a thousand orgasms in your mouth — but beware! Once a single drop has passed your lips, you will be trapped in the realm of the Fey for all eternity, dancing to their unworldly music until your mortal shell crumbles away and your soul is left to serve the beautiful Fey forevermore.
DRAGON ROAST COFFEE If you like your coffee strong, the Dragon Roast is the one for you. The breath of dragons is used to roast the beans with heat blasts of approximately 1,583 degrees Celsius — the temperature at which glass melts. After the roasting, the coffee beans will have disintegrated, leaving you with a metaphysical cup of coffee. Available iced.
PUMPKIN SPICE POLTERGEIST LATTE The god-awful aftertaste of pumpkin spice will now not only haunt the back of your mouth, but, also, your actual life! Expect slamming doors, smashed plates, ripped curtains, and strange bruises appearing all over your body in no clear pattern for at least a week after consumption.
GRANDE GRIFFON ESPRESSO If the espresso won’t wake you up for that 8:30 a.m. lecture, the actual flames contained within the cup will definitely do the trick as they burn down your esophagus and release you from this world of responsibility and cruelty in a blazing hellfire.
LOCH NESS LATTE This beverage is served as an empty, unmarked cup. Will your barista have added the extra whipped cream you asked for? Will they have put anything at all in your cup? Hard to say . . . the photographic evidence is grainy at best, and fraudulent at worst.
SHAKEN SASQUATCH ICED TEA To make this, Starbucks baristas have found the perfect ratio of dirt to twigs to actual deer shit. It is also steeped in fresh spring water imported from Switzerland, to give those earthy flavours the purest backdrop.
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Humour
Janis McMath / Humour Editor
humour@the-peak.ca
Humour
June 5, 2017
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16 Diversions
Maia Odegaard / Business Manager
maia@the-peak.ca