Deception and Deflection

VOL. 176 ISSUE 4 January 29, 2024

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BC salmon face temperature changes

Student governance is political

Gothic fantasy meets ‘80s rock

Coming in hot with another STORYTIME

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Bills fans shovel snow-filled stadium in time for game

Peakie is serving up some brutal honesty . . . about crochet?

NEWS

January 29, 2024

KNOWLEDGE IS POWER

Too frequently, the burden of consent and boundary violations is placed on the individuals who have been subjected to harm.

PAO LA Q U I RÓS - C RUZ & BE L I NDA KAR S E N S F U SVS P O

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NEWS

News Editor Karissa Ketter · News Writers Eden Chipperfield and Olivia Sherman · news@the-peak.ca

I think it’d be a good idea to complete this election now, especially because the BASS counsellor does not sit on a committee.

AS HL EY F L ET T ACTI NG VP O F I NTER NA L A ND O R GA NI SATI O NA L DEVELO P M ENT

OPINIONS

January 29, 2024

MEDIA NARRATIVES MATTER

While the Israeli characters are vividly portrayed, the Palestinian characters don’t even have names, and barely speak.

BAS E L ZARAA / / PA LEST IN IA N A RT IST

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Opinions Editor Michelle Young · opinions@the-peak.ca

OPINIONS

SNOWFALL SCARIES

Sending students of any age to school in the snow can do more harm than good.

COUNCIL CONFLICTS

If you cannot take a stance on anything, don’t enter student politics.

January 29, 2024

CULTURAL CELEBRATIONS

ARTS & CULTURE

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ARTS & CULTURE

Arts & Culture Editor Petra Chase · arts@the-peak.ca

SPORTS

January 29, 2024

IT’S WALL GONE!

This feels like it’s not a temporary closure. It feels like they’re shuttering the facility and do not intend to reopen it.

C H LO E H I LL FO R M E R C LIM B IN G WA LL E M P LOY E E

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SPORTS

Sports Editor Isabella Urbani · Sports Writer Kaja Antic · sports@the-peak.ca

SPORTS

January 29, 2024

HOME Thursday, February 1: women’s basketball vs. Alaska Anchorage at West Gym at 7:00 p.m. · At the time of writing, senior Jessica Wisotzki leads SFU in scoring with 352 points (30.8 points per game) · Last beat Alaska Anchorage in 2017, 80–70

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Six Canucks headed to the 2024 NHL All-Star Game After defenceman Quinn Hughes was named in the NHL All-Star roster selections on January 4, a fan vote to fill the remaining roster spots sent goaltender Thatcher Demko, forwards Brock Boeser, J.T. Miller, Elias Pettersson, and head coach Rick Tocchet to the All-Star Game in Toronto from February 1–3.

JANUARY 15

Bills mafia shovels snow from their stadium, win wild-card matchup After severe weather in the region caused the January 13 playoff wild-card game to be postponed between the Buffalo Bills and Pittsburgh Steelers, the Bills offered their fans $20 an hour on top of food for snow removal assistance. Hundreds arrived at Highmark Stadium, and after two days of shovelling snow, the Bills were ready to play — beating the Steelers 31–17.

JANUARY 16

McLaren first F1 team to reveal 2024 livery With the first Grand Prix Weekend of the 2024 F1 season scheduled from February 29–March 2 in Bahrain, McLaren released the look for their challenger: the MCL38.

This new livery heavily features the colours papaya and anthracite, as well as small touches of chrome. It has also noticeably lost the streak of blue it was sporting last season to a lot of fans’ approval.

JANUARY 17

BCHL agrees to terms with five Alberta-based teams, Alberta league retaliates The British Columbia Hockey League (BCHL) has agreed to terms with five teams from the Alberta Junior Hockey League (AJHL) for next year’s season. These teams will also be splitting from the larger Hockey Canada association, as the BCHL, which currently operates 17 teams throughout the province, had separated from the organization the previous summer to go independent. In a statement, the AJHL shared they weren’t informed by the five teams of their departure, subsequently cancelling seven games all scheduled to be played by the departing teams: the Blackfalds Bulldogs, Brooks Bandits, Okotoks Oilers, Sherwood Park Crusaders, and Spruce Grove Saints. On January 25, the five teams were barred from playing games against any other teams staying in the league, and could only play against each other. In the latest development, all five “defecting” teams released a joint post stating that while an agreement has been reached with the BCHL, nothing has been signed. The news of the deal was also not supposed to be revealed until May 1. As a result of these conflicting statements, the AJHL is “calling on the BCHL and the clubs to provide immediate clarification.”

JANUARY 20

Canada wins first World Cup medal in super team ski-jumping Calgarians Alex Loutitt and Abigail Strate earned a podium placement for super team ski-jumping, receiving the first ski-jumping World Cup medal for this event in Canadian history. The duo received 709.7 points for the silver medal; Slovenia won gold with 722.2 points, and Austria took home bronze with 697.0 points.

Raptors trade Siakam to Pacers On Wednesday, the Toronto Raptors traded two-time NBA All-Star and 2019 NBA Champion Pascal Siakam to the Indiana Pacers in return for Bruce Brown, Jordan Nwora, two 2024 first-round picks and one 2026 first-round pick. Also included in the trade was Kira Lewis, who the Pacers acquired from the New Orleans Pelican alongside a 2024 second-round pick; the Pacers sent Lewis to Toronto, keeping the second-round pick for themselves.

JANUARY 20

Dricus du Plessis, the first South African UFC Champion At UFC 297 in Toronto, Dricus du Plessis defeated reigning champion Sean Strickland to claim the middleweight championship belt. He is the first South African to become a UFC championship belt holder, having won the fight via split decision after five rounds.

Saturday, February 3: women’s basketball vs. Alaska at West Gym at 1:00 p.m. · Last game of a four-game homestand. Previously played Montana State Billings, Seattle Pacific, and Alaska Anchorage · 24–1 all-time against Alaska

AWAY Thursday, February 1: men’s basketball vs.

Western Oregon at 7:00 p.m. · At the time of writing, junior Elliot Dimaculangan leads SFU in scoring with 199 points (30.5 points per game) · Only beat Western Oregon twice in 25 meetings Friday, February 2: conference hockey team vs. the Logan Lake Miners at 7:00 p.m. · At the time of writing, third-year forward Nick Wagner leads SFU in scoring, and is sixth league-wide, with 20 points (11 G, 9 A) in 11 games · 2–0 against Logan Lake this season Friday, February 2–Sunday, February 4: softball at the South Central Regional Challenge in New Mexico · Playing six games in three days (two each day); opponents include Fort Lewis (Colorado) (11:30 a.m.), Colorado State Pueblo (4:30 p.m.), New Mexico Highlands (9:00 a.m.), Adams State Colorado (2:00 p.m.), Colorado at Colorado Springs (8:00 a.m.), and Western New Mexico (10:30 a.m.) · First tournament and games of the season. Team finished 2–4 at the tournament last year Saturday, February 3: men’s basketball vs.

Saint Martin’s (Washington) at 5:15 p.m. · Last road game before a two-game homestand against Montana State Billings and Seattle Pacific · Lost 74–68 to Saint Martin’s last month Saturday, February 3: men’s wrestling at the Menlo College Oaks Wrestling Open (all day) · Lost last two meets 29–17 to Adams State (Colorado) and 39–10 to San Francisco State · Last non-conference meet of the season Saturday, February 3: women’s wrestling at the Rocky Mountain Athletic Conference (RMAC) Women’s Wrestling Championships · Sophomore Victoria Seal was the RMAC’s women wrestler of the week on January 23 · Team went 1–2 on their last three meets of the season, all occurring on the same day

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Humour Editor C Icart · humour@the-peak.ca

HUMOUR

Dear Peakie, I started crocheting to help manage stress, but now there are crochet mushrooms everywhere in my apartment. They’ve taken on a life of their own.

Don’t get me wrong; I love having 100 mushroom besties to help me decipher the hidden messages in my dreams. The issue is I can never get any work done anymore because I’m constantly getting distracted by my mushroom friends.

How do I halt the spread of the crochet mushroom spores?

Sincerely, Oh Yarn, I’m Hooked Dear Oh Yarn, I’m Hooked, This sounds like such a problem! I’m scared you will become a serial crocheter, and we cannot let that happen. First things first, start crocheting squirrels. Squirrels love eating mushrooms, so they’ll take care of that problem without you needing to worry about it. Second, crochet extra squirrel bellies.

They will probably get into a mushroom coma from all those fungi, so have backup storage to prevent that. If this doesn’t work, MOVE. Your work is not worth getting distracted by crocheted mushrooms. Hopefully you have the funds for this, because if you don’t, good luck.

Xoxo, Peakie

Dear Peakie, I had a fantastic idea and told myself I would remember it, so I didn’t write it down. Now, all I feel is the emptiness in my head where the excellent idea used to live. I thought I was a fantastic landlord; I don’t know why she decided to move! Will you help me locate her and bring her back home?

Sincerely, Forgetful Freddie Dear Forgetful Freddie, Let’s dissect this. Firstly, how can you justify comparing your idea to a girl moving out? Not even Shakespeare would do that, and that man is as odd as it gets. Your metaphor makes him comparing a young boy to a summer’s day seem like nothing. Secondly, how do you expect me to help you find an idea you forgot? Do you expect me to crawl into that brain of yours and look? You’re seeking advice from the wrong person. You need Ms. Frizzle and her magic school bus for that.

That’s my advice to you, Peakie

Dear Peakie, The semester just started and I already have assignments due??? What happened to easing in? I’m thinking of emailing my prof to let him know that “it’s not that serious” and that “assigning work that takes longer than five minutes to complete is soooo low vibrational.” What else do you think I should say to him?

Sincerely, I’m Just Here for That Piece of Paper

Dear I’m Just Here for That Piece of Paper, You are me and I am you. Professors these days don’t even care about how their uptight actions can affect people like us. This being said, make sure you give him a piece of your mind for all of us. Remind him that WE pay his bills (probably, right? I’m not an economist). That ugly tie and slack combo he always wears is funded by US. WE BOUGHT THAT FOR HIM WITH OUR TUITION. Anyways, he needs to be humbled because he’s forgetting we can take away his income in a second by just dropping out. If that doesn’t work, just sue. I heard it’s really easy and you can live out that Elle Woods fantasy in a cute all-pink suit from Aritzia.

Manifesting for you and your vibrations <3, Peakie

HUMOUR

January 29, 2024

January 29 – February 2

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

The heavens have chosen. Aries is represented by Sikowitz. Just like the eccentric drama teacher, Aries have no filter and are quite forgetful. This may land you in a sour situation, like drinking milk from an old coconut. I urge you to walk barefoot outside and really reflect on whether you must always say what’s in your head.

The heavens have chosen. André’s grandma represents Taurus. Like her, Tauruses are very set in their ways. They never want to change their beliefs and aren’t fond of authority. This means whatever they believe goes. If a Taurus says there’s a helicopter in their living room, you’d better go with it.

Because of this, Tauruses must work on being more flexible and cooperative.

The heavens have chosen. Cat Valentine represents Gemini. Just like the easilydistracted redhead, Geminis are playful and easily adapt to social situations. They’re the definition of a social butterfly. I urge Geminis to not be so trustworthy. Somewhere in their future, there will be betrayal because of their friendly nature.

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

The heavens have chosen. Cancer is represented by Jade West. Just like the goth teenager, Cancers are very moody. They can go from zero to 100 in two seconds. I recommend they go out in nature at least once this week and allow the cold winds to calm them down. If all else fails, write a horrifying play about clowns . . . and how they don’t bounce.

The heavens have chosen. Leo is represented by Trina Vega. Just like the spotlight-loving sister, Leos love being the center of attention. They are so confident in themselves no matter the circumstances.

They can believe they are a good singer even if they aren’t. Keep doing you, Leos, and keep method acting. After all, how can you play a character with tuberculosis if you yourself don’t go out of your way to get tuberculosis?

The heavens have chosen. Virgo is represented by André Harris. Just as the softspoken musician, Virgos are kind and patient.

Be careful or else your helpful nature may cause you to get stuck in a pear costume!

Anyways . . . Virgos, stop being pushovers.

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

The heavens have chosen. Libra is represented by Tori Vega. Just like the cheekboned quirky girl, Libras are very affectionate and honest. They go above and beyond for those they love. They might even write their sister a birthday song and perform it just for her to tell them it’s a bad gift. My advice for Libras is to buy a gift instead of making one.

The heavens have chosen. Scorpio is represented by Robbie Shapiro. Just like the awkward curly-headed outcast, Scorpios are secretive. They always have a secret agenda and want to be loved. However, I do not recommend starting a paparazzi club that exposes your best friends.

The heavens have chosen. Sagittarius is represented by Beck Oliver. Just as the handsome actor, Sagittariuses tend to be sweet talkers. They do the bare minimum and people will be fawning over them. They even have teachers complimenting how nice their hair is. BUT, this comes at a cost. They are constantly flirting, causing trouble in their relationships. Sagittarius, keep it in your pants and be loyal for once.

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

The heavens have chosen. Capricorn is represented by Helen Dubois. Just like the witty new principal, Capricorns are stubborn.

They are perfectionists. They want nothing but the best. The last thing you want is to have a Capricorn be the judge of whether or not you get into a performing arts school because they are brutal. Capricorns, loosen up. It really is not that deep.

The heavens have chosen. Aquarius is represented by Sinjin Van Cleef. Just as the bizarre side character, Aquariuses are technical. They are clever and innovative.

Because of this, they may be part of a tech crew in charge of lights and sound. Though nice, this can lead them to be a nobody.

Aquarius, step outside your tech world and try something physical for once.

The heavens have chosen. Pisces is represented by Lane Alexander. Just like the guidance counsellor, Pisces are wise. They are helpful, friendly and mostly loved by everyone. Nothing bad to say. Keep up the good work Pisces!

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