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OPINIONS Are you for or against the public pianos on campus?
FEATURES Don’t let your anxiety about finals take over your life
November 22, 2021
ESSENTIAL SERVICE
NEWS
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NEWS
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News Editor Nancy La
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OPINIONS
November 22, 2021
CULTURAL INCORPORATION
Christmas gets celebrated on whichever day it falls on during the week and is considered a statutory holiday. So if that’s the case, people should be given a day off for Diwali as well.
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Opinions Editor Marco Ovies | opinions@the-peak.ca
OPINIONS SUPPORT SERVICES
The Bright-er Side Public Pianos University still sucks, but at least we have pianos on campus
By recognizing and listening to the needs of students, the SFU community can fight back against stigma and reduce potential harm to students.
November 22, 2021
ARTS & CULTURE
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ARTS & CULTURE
Arts & Culture Editor Sara Wong
“Concealed the Outro (fuck em rmx)”
“O Mio Babbino Caro”
“SPEEDBOAT”
“You Were”
By K.A.A.N
By Denzel Curry
By Giacomo Puccini
By Field Guide
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Comparing Chicken_Plant-based Protein_10x15-V2.pdf
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ARTS & CULTURE
November 22, 2021
There’s a big difference between chicken & chickpeas. If you want to eat well, you need to understand protein. Not all proteins are created equally, so to make healthy choices, it’s important to have all the facts.
Chicken Per 100g serving of average raw chicken breast
PROTEIN:
C
FAT:
M
22.5g 2.6g
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CM
MY
INGREDIENTS:
CY
CMY
K
CARBS:
SODIUM:
1 0g
45mg
Plant-based Per 100g serving of average simulated chicken breast
17g 9g
PROTEIN:
FAT:
INGREDIENTS: CARBS:
SODIUM:
20+ 11g
320mg
Canada’s Food Guide suggests filling a quarter of your plate with protein, and since the average Canadian needs about 25g of protein per meal, lean meat like chicken makes the most nutritional sense. Visit chicken.ca to learn more about the different types of protein and find some healthy recipes everyone will enjoy.
Learn more at
chicken.ca
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SPORTS
DYNAMIC DUO
GO CANUCKS GO!
Sports Editor Isabella Urbani
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SPORTS
November 22, 2021
TOUCHDOWN
RAINY RECREATION
The game is 80% mental, 20% physical M AS O N G LOV E R // SFU running back
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HUMOUR
Humour Editor Carter Hemion
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Would you ever dye your hair with something that isn’t hair dye?
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Why would I buy hair dye when Kool Aid is so much cheaper? Money doesn’t grow on trees. I don’t know where Kool Aid grows, but I think it would be on a magic beanstalk.
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I dyed my hair with beet juice last night and I’ll do it again. What are you gonna do about it?
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Uhh, no? They invented hair dye for a reason, and that reason is for dying your hair.
Which lyrics are your dating status? Do you invest in Bitcoin?
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What the fuck is a Bitcoin?
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No, I invest in Ripple’s XRP, the superior NFT. Add me on LinkedIn to talk about it.
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I usually invest in myself, but clearly that’s a waste since I’m sitting here reading The Peak.
What would your pen name be if you were an author?
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Wolf Ebony Blue-Pockets
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Dr. Adrian Quinn
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U. Wu
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“What what, what, what / What what, what, what” from “Thrift Shop” by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
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“He was a punk / She did ballet / What more can I say?” from “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne
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“I wake at the first crink of morning / And my heart’s already sinned” from “Someone New” by Hozier
How many fingers am I holding up?
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I see two cheeky little fingies there?
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None. They’re holding themselves up. And the thumb isn’t a finger, you know.
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You’re literally incorporeal to me right now. Ask again later.
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November 22, 2021
HUMOUR
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DIVERSIONS
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