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Edited by Mikkel Hyldebrandt


As we gear up for the spectacular year that is 2024, it’s time to don our superhero capes and tackle the three pillars of awesomeness: physical health, mental wellbeing, and financial prowess. Forget resolutions; let’s embark on a journey of fun, laughter, and a bit of strategic planning. Here’s your guide to conquering 2024 with flair.
Let’s face it – we’ve all pledged allegiance to the couch at some point. But 2024 is our year to
shine, or rather, sweat a little. Channel your inner workout guru by incorporating activities that tickle your fancy. Hate the treadmill? Try salsa dancing or join a roller derby team. The key is to find something you love, so exercising feels more like a dance party and less like a chore.
Consider this: A morning jog in the park not only burns calories but also provides a daily dose of vitamin D. Want to kick it up a notch? Get a fitness tracker and turn your steps into a friendly competition with friends. You’ll be strutting into 2025 with a newfound appreciation for endorphins and a killer step count.
A healthy mind is a happy mind, and in 2024, we’re making mental wellness a priority. Let’s ditch the stress and embrace mindfulness like it’s the latest fashion trend. Whether it’s meditation, yoga, or just a moment of deep breathing, find what calms the storm in your mind.
Don’t forget the power of laughter. They say laughter is the best medicine, so sprinkle your days with doses of humor. Watch a comedy special, join a laughter yoga class, or simply spend time with that friend who has a knack for turning the mundane into a comedy goldmine. Your mental well-being will thank you, and your friends will wonder what joyous secret you’ve stumbled upon.
Money talks, and in 2024, let’s make sure it’s singing your favorite tune. First things first, create a budget. But fear not, budgeting doesn’t have to be a tedious affair. Think of it as a game – a game where you’re the master strategist, allocating resources to conquer your financial goals.
Start by identifying your financial priorities. Want to travel more? Save for a cozy nest egg? Whatever it is, break it down into manageable steps. Set up automatic transfers to your savings account, and voila! You’re on your way to financial greatness.
Get creative with cutting costs too. Swap that daily fancy coffee for a homemade brew, and watch the savings add up. The financial freedom you gain will have you doing a happy dance – and who knows, you might even save enough for that dream vacation.



























































































































































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By Mikkel Hyldebrandt
New year, new fabulous you – or so you thought! We’ve all been there with those grand resolutions that fizzle faster than confetti. This time around, let’s ditch the fleeting goals and opt for something more dazzling. Say hello to five grooming resolutions that are as sustainable as they are stylish. No need for drastic measures –just tiny, fabulous steps to amp up your self-care game. Who cares if you don’t transform into a whole new person by next year? With these grooming gems, you’ll be rocking that new look like a total sensation!




















































































































Skincare is like going to the gym – one time just won’t cut it! If you practice good habits everyday morning and night, your skin will not only thank you but look clearer and more even in return. No need for excessive scrubbing or a step-by-step cleansing ritual; a quick rinse with a good cleanser will do.
CeraVe SA Cleanser, $17
The delicate skin around the eyes deserve a little extra care – especially, if you want to keep those ‘windows to the soul’ looking optimal and inviting. Your regular moisturizer may help you some of the way, but please consider that the eye area is more sensible and thinner, so it needs better and targeted care. A good eye cream and a serum if you’re a pro will do wonders.
RoC Retinol Correxion Under Eye Cream, $28
Taking good care of your skin shouldn’t stop with your face. The skin on your body will also benefit hugely for some targeted care. Consider a moisturizing body wash, do a scrub a couple of times a week, and don’t forget to be generous with the body lotion.
Clarins Body-Smoothing Moisture Milk, $36
If you’re already an expert cleanser, you moisturize like a champ, and you know your skin type, you’re already getting good results – but that also means that you might be ready to add a little more to your routine for even better results. Try a targeted serum for the result you want to achieve next with your skin and see the difference.
Aesop Lucent Facial Concentrate, $155
You may know your skin type, but have you considered caring for your skin according to your age? If you’re under 25, you just to focus on moisturizing and sun protection. Over 25, you need to worry about the signs of a stressful life on your skin, and once you hit the late 30s and early 40s, you need the skin-preserving powerhouses with targeted ingredients on your side.
Hims Custom Anti-Aging Face Cream, (starting at) $29 per month
























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