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Sunday, 29 December, 2019 - 04 January, 2020 I Issue 151 I Pages 04 I Rs 30
A retrospective EDITOR’S NOTE
The Dependent is a completely satirical publication. The articles within are not true and meant to be taken in good humour. The Dependent is an “equal opportunity offender” and we would urge all concerned to humour our attempts at humour.
January
talIban tal MIddle gro ks faIl after stonIng an und between people to d d not stonIng eath not fo und
PakIstanI Press coMPletely Free, says PlaInclothesMan sIttIng In newsrooM
Iss Me M l Il w l l a “you ys saqIb a s ” ., … o y n whe aMeras c e r o f e b r nIsa e away v o M y l t p u abr
FeBruary
MalIk rIaz e exIt controlrect s lIs rePlIc a In t BahrIa t o wn lahore
pM taken Into custody for partIcIpatIon In ptM rally In 2018
ar y counter It Il M Ic M a l Is o alItIon t o c M Is r o r r e t wn housIng o s It h c n u a l kIstan socIet y In Pa
March
Made daM f create awa und to daM funds reness that can daMs: saqIb not Make nIsar
‘IndIan aIr Force attack nowhere near JeM hIdeout,’ says khattak
read hatred p s ’t n a c e ‘If w at was the ,’ h w s u d In h for Ing pakIstan t a e r c f o t poIn chohan asks fayyaz
The Dependent is a completely satirical publication. The articles within are not true and are meant to be taken in good humour.
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Sunday, 29 December, 2019 - 04 January, 2020
A retrospective ApriL
shoCked mAh finds wA JAhA Athir t LyinG in pm h s khAn ouse ho t tub
miLitary courts extension case moved to miLitary courts
ise nAwAz v d A s r o t C o d o wA r d s d AiLy wALk t LonG-term As 80s poLitiCs AiLment Cure f or
may
ParkLane ma y League-naw fair officiaLLy La az unc in London hed
GrowinG AAmir LiAquAt fAmiLy moves into three-rAmzAn-trAnsmission ApArtment
eL of Latest mod Listic L shaheen ba crease missiLe to inL deficit range, fisca
June
2017 ChAmpio trophy winn ns er A L L o u t At s 2017 doLLAr r At e
comPLete shutterdown in London zones 1-4 after mQm chief arrested
e At u p CiviLiAns t o ALf of more thAn h2 triLLion 7.02 proposed rs or 2019-20 budGet f
The Dependent is a completely satirical publication. The articles within are not true and are meant to be taken in good humour.
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Sunday, 29 December, 2019 - 04 January, 2020
A retrospective july
amateur lau n reporteD in Dering methoD gooD enou Daily mail not gh £500 million to launDer : shehBaz
reKo diq deciSion: yeS billion with a ‘b’, int’l arbitratorS clarify to paKiStan
, get paiD D e y o l p m e i am t i Deserve a h W n a h t more y economy a s y e h t n e anD th Baz gill h e h s r D : D a is B
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Sarfraz ah three-year e med given enSure cont xtenSion t o in of regional uit y in light challengeS
Discovery channel opens auDitions for man after narenDra moDi ropeD in for man vs WilD
Ken into a t a d a z n a h Shahzeb K r removing uSb cuStody fo ‘Safe to remove e device befor ’ Sign appeared uSb device
septemBer
css-qualifie r essays leaD ’s self-leaKeD to inDictment scathing of f s ta n D a r D s p s c
punjab police banS dying in police StationS
rofile of pml p ’s ir a f y it a ‘van With factu D e l D iD r n Kha s Bushra im a l c ’, s r o r er irD jinn maneKa’s th
The Dependent is a completely satirical publication. The articles within are not true and are meant to be taken in good humour.
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Sunday, 29 December, 2019 - 04 January, 2020
A retrospective octoBer
Pml -n lau ever schrod nches first in By Bo th join Ger’s dharna in joininG azad G and no t i march
‘only Bash imran not selectors Because it’s our turn to get selected,’ Prudent ahsan tells Pml-n workers
e ro yal couPl visit s ‘Peshawar’ ruins
novemBer
Pakistan re israel after cognises accidental hareem shah ly P under Pm ’s ulls lever chair
Ghajini sequel features amir Khan forGettinG identity of mass murderer
emotional y il m a f o t t Bhu ilawal grow B e l t it l g in h watc ally with o t h g u o n e old s on his own t o ig B s u io relig
decemBer
Go v t Given 6 months t o codify it s suBordinatio n
continuation of Policy should not have to dePend on any one officer: ehsanullah ehsan
Pti Go v t inauGurates BaBar azam
The Dependent is a completely satirical publication. The articles within are not true and are meant to be taken in good humour.