THE BARTENDER 5000!

Tired of watered-down drinks? Bored of dull cocktail menus? Want a drink that makes you feel like could ( verb ) a ( noun )?

Well, look no further… Introducing the Bartender 5000 — the only robotic appliance you’ll ever need at your next party!

Your friends will ( verb ) and ( verb ) when they taste one of the ( adjective ) concoctions created by the Bartender 5000!

From the ( adjective ) minds that brought you the ( last name of friend ) ( home appliance ) and the best-selling ( futuristic nonsense word ) comes the Bartender 5000, a ( adjective ) prize for any home!

Thirsty for a ( liquid ) and tonic with a splash of ( liquid )? No problem! How about a ( liquid ) martini served with a ( vegetable )? Easy peasy! Thinking about a frozen ( liquid ) daiquiri made with locally-sourced ( fruit plural )?

The Bartender 5000 can do that in its sleep… literally!

But this isn’t a deal you should sleep on… The Bartender 5000 is selling fast! For just ( number > 1 ) dollars plus shipping, this ( adjective ) robot could be serving drinks for you and your friends before the weekend!

THE BARTENDER 5000! The future is in your hands… make sure it tastes ( adjective )!