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7985 santa monica blvd. #447 West hollywood, ca 90046 tel 323.874.8788 • fax 323.874.8782 Volume #14 - Issue #7

JULY 30. 2010 - AUGUST 12. 2010


THE COLUMN. SNEETCHY JACKIE. STARS ONLY! WHO? ISSUE BITCH. THE WIGS. THE MUSIC. T H E F A M I L Y... Publisher • Mike Everaert Creative Director • Brian J. McCarthy Editor in Chief • Keoki Tavares Design Director • Jay Cribas The Wigs • Barbie Q & ChaCha Cache The Porn • Scotty B The Music • Will Ihavetochangemyname Ass-trology • Mister World National Advertising Rep.

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Robert Van Damme Photo courtesy and Robert appears Sept. 23 at Micky’s “COCKTAILS in the FOREST” Odyssey Magazine is published bi-weekly in Los Angeles and monthly in Hawaii. All material herein is copyrighted 2010 Odyssey Magazine. Reprint by permission only. For more information regarding advertising, please call: 323.874.8788 or fax 323.874.8782 or No implication regarding sexual orientation or personal practices of contributors or advertisers appearing in this publication is intended and none should be inferred by the reader.


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THE COLUMN OOOPS . They BP’d it again! With the extremely toxic, chemical poison’s from the “dispersants” being sprayed all over the gulf, it’s a brand new AGENT ORANGE(google DIAne SeYMoRe it! Queen!) Yep the Big Shits at BP are scrambling to make the “dispersants” look “safe” for the birds and fish and ecosystem of The Gulf Coast. But as you know Oil is Evil, and Evil is what Evil does. Soooooo here we go !!!!!! More poison for the U.S.of Amurder to take.... Gee how does that old Kabbalistic coin phrase go? “What you give is what you get.” Yep. Sounds bout right. And that Hookery, Gross Lookin’ Prostitute Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer is lettin those bleach blonde NAZI roots show and glow for the World Wide Press. Not since closet Faggot Call boy, failed art school Jack Off adolf hitler, has the racist rants of some bitter old hooker been soooooo humiliating! Oh the humanity !!!!! Nazism on the Latin community in Mexico, is beyond the realm of the pure Evil that hitler legally spawned into law on the Jewish, homosexual and Gypsy communities way gay back in the 1930’s! Stop. Please Gay God make her Stop. Thank christ Almighty for the lil’ WEHO haunt’s like Jeffrey Sanker & Paul nicholls RED HOT RED Saturdays at Pat Roger’s HERE LOUNGE. Last week was a Two 4 One STAR SNATCH Saturday Night! Oh yeah Scary Spice Mel B. was all “Shoot Me!” with her camera crew for her Reality Show all up on the Queen Scene. And across the HERE Vip Cabana way, Lil’ Miss christina Aguilera was, well, ummm with her body guard and her “SHOT EXTENTIONS”! And well Mel B. won that Fight Night! On the Thursday Soiree Seen...Tom Whitman’s ABBEY invasion SANCTUARY has been keepin’ the boyz real comfy in the David cooley Castle! Shwing by for sum Knights armored up and all up on it ! It’s been nothing but fights, fights, and more fights here in Hell-ywood. Your favorite gossip girl Shamantha cox is ready to break it all down exclusively for you! oksana! oksana! oksana! The mother of Mel Gibson’s child is still at full-on World War with the actor! The LAPD is stepping up their investigation into her claim that he hit her while she was holding the baby and knocked her teeth out! Problem is they are ALSO investigating her for EXTORTION! She’s dumped her former publicist Steve Jaffe and just retained big time Hollywood publicist howard Bragman to deal with all the domestic violence custody battle fame! Hooray! Incarceration fun time! Queen of all fame Lindsay Lohan is still up in Lynwood Correctional Facility! Her dad Michael Lohan (who was just recently accused of domestic violence by his now exgirlfriend Kate Majors) is NOT on the list of allowed visitors, however, ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson, her sister Ali, and her fame whore mother Dina Lohan have all been up there to visit jail bird Lindsay! Wow! Jessica Simpson is taking meetings at FOX, discussing a contract where she will replace Simon cowell as a judge on American Idol!! Who knew?!? cher’s son elijah Blue is an artist and he recently had a gallery opening at Madison Gallery in Los Angeles where his famous mother and his sex change brother chaz showed up for all the art time fun! Yikes! Mocienne Petit Jackson has come forward with a claim that she is the illegitimate daughter of late pop superstar Michael Jackson, and she’s demanding MONEY! Speaking of Michael Jackson drama, his mom Katherine Jackson revealed she has not been doing well since the death of her son! Meanwhile, the District Attorney

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has announced all other doctors involved in the murder of Michael Jackson are off the hook- EXCEPT Dr. conrad Murray who is facing involuntary manslaughter charges and a wrongful death ShAMAnThA coX lawsuit filed by Michael’s dad Joe Jackson! Gee! Amy Fisher (famous for having an affair with Joey Buttafucco and then shooting his wife in the face when she was 17 years old) will produce and star in four pornographic films where she will have sex with other women on camera!! Amy says it’s women only so she doesn’t upset her husband or their three children!! Extortion problem! Actor casey Affleck is firing back at Amanda White, who has accused him of sexually harassing him while he was filming a Joaquin Phoenix documentary. Now, Casey’s powerhouse attorney Marty Singer filed a motion today claiming she is trying to EXTORT him!!! Game show fight time! Bob Barker, former long term host of The Price Is Right criticized Drew carey’s performance as the new host of the show saying Drew didn’t add any excitement to the show like he did! Hunger strike fun time! Our favorite attorney Gloria Allred is going on a solid food fast for the next thirty days to draw attention to the need to pass the Equal Rights Amendment!! Twitter fight! Gossip slinger Perez hilton is at war with teen superstar Taylor Momsen after the two exchanged nasty comments via twitter! Foreclosure alert! chris Tucker is trying to sell his mansion in Florida for $2 million to try to pay back taxes he owes. Too bad he bought the house three years ago for $6 million! But don’t tell Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie about the housing crisis! The gay couple just bought a $40 million “vacation” home in Northern Italy!!! It was stars only once again at the San Diego Comic Convention! Stan Lee, Frank Miller, Bruce Willis, Sigourney Weaver, Jeff Bridges, Adrianne curry, John Schneider, nicholas cage, Mark Wahlberg, Anna Paquin, Lucy Lawless, Peaches Geldof, Blake Lively, Danny DeVito, Sylvester Stallone, David Duchovny, eli Roth, Seth Green, Vanessa hudgens, Will Ferrell, and Tyrese Gibson all showed up to the fame heavy convention! Too bad best comic book artists of all time Jim Lee and Todd McFarlane were not there! Wow! Anti-gay superstar Shirley Phelps Roper and her Westboro Baptist church will be picketing a Justin Bieber concert in Kansas City, claiming Justin is teaching sin and rebellion against God! They also recently protested Mr. “Lady” GaGa’s concert and GaGa took to his twitter to denounce them as “hateful people who use violent language”! Jersey War time! Deena nicole, a new addition to the popular MTV show, Jersey Shore, was seen with the show’s ruling star Snooki in Seaside Heights, sucking down shots of beer from a beer bong!! Wow! Former Secretary of State condoleezza Rice teamed up with songstress Aretha Franklin at a children’s charity event in Philadelphia where she played the piano while Aretha sang! Speaking of entertainment/political crossovers, Wyclef Jean has announced he will be running for president of Haiti!! That’s all the fights for now. Stay tuned to Odyssey Magazine for all the super high-end fame fights! Click onto www. ODYSSEYMAGAZINE.NET and to www.MARYTV.NET and while you’re UP to it, be sure to visit for all the Big Gay Fag FAME World News that you just can’t live without!! And Fags & Bulls keep up da fight for HOMO Human Rights NOW!!!! (parodyMary!)

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monday METRO MONDAYS at Fubar 7994 S.M.Blvd WEHO 323.654.0396 Cheyne Hauk’s “DRAG BALL” - 2 For 1 Drinks, Free Shots & Drag Show!! DJ KB, DJ Nelstar & DJ Phyliss Navidad - Host’s: Detox, Rhea Litre & Hector X SASSY SHOW! at Here 696Robertson 310.360.8455 Livonia Services. CLUB ILLUSIONS at The Palms 8572 S.M.Blvd 310.652.6188 Viva Sex MUSTACHE MONDAYS! at La Cita on Hill and 4th HotNew Local Queens! Fresh scene with DJ Josh Peace, Dino Dinco and Main Mustache Maria Nacho! click on free mustache ride site...myspace/mustachemondays, y u m THE CANDIS CAYNE SHOW at THE ABBEY 692Robertson 310.289.8410 Showtime @ 10pm with Candis Cayne - Dancing with Super Star DJ MARCO SHOWGIRLS! at Mickys 8857 SM. Bl. 310.657.1176 Fine TopTrannyReview SEXY BITCH at Rage 8911 SM Bl. 310.652.7055 Pop & hiphop&Aubrey! RIPPLES 5101E.Ocean L.B. 562. 433. 0357 DJPhilty Phil $6. jaiger bombs  ENVY 120a Wilshire Fullerton 92832 8-2am, great food greater O.C.babes MONDAY MADNESS ALIBI EAST 225 South San Antonio Ave. Pomona Party in The Pit! MJ’s 2810 Hyperion 323.660.1503 Rock/Alt night STARLETTE REVUE at HM 740 E.Broadway LB 562.436.7900 10p show Jewels hosts a trans-razzle-dazzle top snatch show w. Starlette 18 plus ! ISRAEL’S CANTINA at Chico 2915 W. Beverly Blvd. Montebello Happy Hour Prices all Nite Long! 323.721.3401 CHEAP & EASYParadise Piano Bar 1800 Brodway Blvd L.B.562.436.2433 EL CONQUISTADOR 3701 W.Sunset Blvd. W.H. 323.666.5136 MonThurs.Happy Hours 4-6:30pm with hors d’ouvres too! Lunch Tues-Sun 11am FLASHBACK MONDAYS at 1350 Club 510 W. Anaheim St. Wilmington $8 lockers from 5pm-10m 310.830.4784 STRIP PARTIES at Midtowne 615 Kohler 213.680.1838 Yum! 1/2 PRICE ROOMS at Melrose Spa 7269 Melrose 323.937.2122 $13.50 CLUB SIN at Club Ripples in LBC. 5101 E. Ocean Blvd. Long Beach. Hip Hop - DJ Ernie Pearl - 2 for 1 Drinks - $3 Domestic Bottles - $4 Jager Shots

tuesday RIM JOB! at MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL. 323.660.1503 Nice and sleazy go-go guys. Cuz eatin’ ain’t cheatin’. DREAM GIRLS at Rage 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055 THE O.G. SHOW! MR.BLACK LA at Bardot 1737 Vine St. This NYC legend lands on the coast Luke Nero’s O.G. DanceDen goes off w. Rusty U. Lenora C.Gregory A.too! RECESS at Mickys 8857 SM. Bl. 310.657.1176 get’s a lil’ time out to teach 18+ 101 with Dj’s Ray Rhodes & Howie T, 10pm-2am MANHOLE at Motherlode 8944 SM Blvd.310.659.9700 -HipHop w/ DJ Ben Dirty Burty’s “Dirty Dancer’s” & Monthly “Hot Hole” Contest !! BOYS NIGHT OUT Circus 6655 SM Blvd 323.462.1291 LA’s Tues Tradition,hot papi’s abound,DJ Ernie Pearl, and $3 cover! KARAOKE at Fubar 7994 SM 323.654.0396 FRESH Comedy Mic Night with Bruce Daniels & CherMadonna gets the boys to whale! HAMBURGER MARYS Latino Heat 8288 Santa Monica Blvd. 323.654.3800 Taco Bar! and Chocolate Fountain...Cholo’s toooo! T-GIRL at HM 740 E.Broadway LB 562.436.7900Jam TIPSY TIPSY TUES. Ripples 5101E.Ocean L.B $3wellVodka $4Jaiger SPIRIT at Proof 215 N. Broadway Santa Ana Atmosphere Events doin the booze & boys 21+ DJ RPM & DJ Ahmed KAREOKE ALIBI EAST 225 South San Antonio Ave. Pomona Taco Tues. On the Patio - Kareoke - 9pm-1am No Cover! GLOW at Ripples 5101E.Ocean L.B. 562. 433. 0357trance house! GANG BANG at Faultline 4216 Melrose Ave. S.L. 323.660.0889 music, video, hot boys cheap happy hour til’ 12am. Hot. ALL U CAN EAT TACO BAR! at HM 740 E.Broadway LB 562.436.7900 and karaoke with 50.00 cash prizes 9 30 pm, $1.00 tacos rule too! GO COMMANDO! at Boardners 1652 N.Cherokee Ave. Barbie Q host with free b4 11pm w. Live Bands LittleRedRadio & More 1/2 PRICE ROOMS at Midtowne 615 Kohler 213.680.1838.$14.00 MINESHAFT 1720 E. Broadway Long Beach 562.436.2433 BeerSpecials and Free Pool too! Wall to wall L.B. Babes always on Tops Only! Tuesdays KENNYS KARAOKE at East West Lounge 8851 S.M.Bl. Lounge Show at 10pm click on YOU CALL FLUX 17817 Lake wood Blvd bellflower 562.633.6394 All top shelf premium’s only $3.00 This is a hot pocket of papis ,check it out ! MARIX TACO TUESDAYS! ALL-YOU-CAN EAT TACO bar only $7.95 Marix WEHO 1108 N Flores st. 323.656.8800

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wednesday GARAGE Here. 696 N.Robertson Blvd. 310.360.8455 BOYS HOT BOYS Paul Nicholls & Woody Woodbeck turn this new humpday humpier ! FUEGO at Rage 8911SM Blvd 310.652.7055 DJ Salvador keeps the Cholo La hump day.... burning. o u c h . Ay Papis y Putos! HOT ROD at Mickys 8857 SM. Bl. 310.657.1176 Stefano Rosso Sexz it up. COUNTRY JACK at Eleven NightClub 8811 S.M. Blvd. - Cowboy Boots & 10 Cent Whiskey Shots till 11pm - Hosted By: Reiken & Rich Grossi FLASHBACK at Trunks 8809 SM Bl. 310.652.1015 Igenue & DjDraven! THE BETTY at Fubar 7994 SM Blvd. - Lesbo Ladies Night. DJ Saratonin COBRA HAPPY HOUR 10937 Burbank Blvd. (at vineland) NoHo 818.760.9798 Mon-Sat. Cas & Ethan 2.75 cocktails & 2.00 off calls! Club 21! at M.J.’s 2810 Hyperion 323.660.1530 New night hosted by Jason Lavitt and Kid with DJ BipJeff JEWELS KAROKE! at HM 740 E.Broadway LB 562.436.7900 $100cash COCKFIGHT at Cobra 10937 Burbank Blvd. 818.760.9798 HotHotNoHo! ROOSTERFISH Margarita Weds 1302 Abbott Kinney Blvd. $3.00 Margarita’s all nite schlong! and cute beach gay babes. BINGO! Hamburger Mary’sWeho 8288 S.M. Bl.323.654.3800 A fierce celebrity ball throw down check out the hotties and drink specials! KENNY’S KARAOKE at Fiesta Cantina 8865 Santa Monica Bl. starts 10pm new groovy jungle local. This is “The” Karaoke !!! Let it Rip Gurl! 241drinks! BUBBLE LOUNGE at The Brig 1515 Abbot Kinney Blvd. Loungey! Chic! THE BRICK KARAOKEat 340 Thomas Street Pomona 909.629.6333 DELICIOUS at Arena 6655 S.M. Ghetto Hip-Hop R&B, 323.692.3636 Merengue room too! 18+ DJ Manny C. FLASHBACK WED.S at Melrose Spa 7269 Melrose Ave $8.00 lockers! from 5 pm to 11pm Every Wed. Night! Cheap Fun SEX SlurP! 1/2 PRICE ROOMS at 1350 Club 510 W.Anaheim St. Wilmington 310.830.4784 Rooms $14.50 lockers $12.50 90’sHouseRipples5101E.Ocean Blvd.562.433.0357Nicole$2drft$3jungjuic $1 DRINK NIGHT at Oasis 1386 Foothill Bl. Upland 909.920.9590 drink cheap n’ get it all going on humpday!


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By Barbie Q & chacha cache

 Hey boo! What is the tee baby cakes!? Well, still shooting the film Leave It On the Floor! the shots look amazing and I’m thinking of blogging my whole experience up to the premiere so stay tuned! they’re filming another ball this weekend so email the AD Nicholas lazo at Nicholaslazo@ and be prepared to look fierce and know that you’ll get some face time up on the screen. all you gotta do is show up baby. so what’s been on the minds of the divas lately? I’ve been hearing some grumbles and mumbles on the streets. Hmm… dare I say it? Ok, I will! some girls are upset that they did not get into Drag Race. I know, it hurts to put all the effort and energy into something and not see it happen for you. but what did girls like coco Peru, Lady Bunny, Jackie Beat, Joey Arias, hedda Lettuce, and even RuPaul herself do before Drag Race? they worked honey. they created and entertained. so that’s what you keep doing boo. keep your head up and your wig on baby! Ok, enough about that. What’s going on downtown you may ask? Well, for starters, Jeffery Bowman has a new drag show called stUnnInG featuring calpernia Addams, Detox Icunt, William Belli, Miss conception and eddie DeBarr. It all goes down saturday, 8/7 at the first and Hope Downtown supper Club (710 West first street; 90012). Well it looks like that’s the trend going on now because there are two more gigs like this! the other one is the GlOss show at Busby’s east (5364 Wilshire Blvd; 90036) Performances are on thurs, 8/5. tickets run from $20-$50 ( and features Belle Aire, Desiree La Femme, Allusia, Roxy Wood, eko Bleu, Matty Beautiful, Lady Red couture, and Samantha Star. Then Jeffrey bowman has teamed up with the funny and classy Wendy ho and her Drag Hoes show! It’s also at Busby’s east starting every thurs 8/12 thru 9/2 with Belle Aire, Max Milliana, Allusia, and me -- Miss Barbie Q! there’s more honey! In downtown at the Mezz (spring/5th) we got The Bevy ( coming 8/6-7 chock full of your favorite burlesque dancers: Lily Von Schutupp, Red Snapper, Mr. Snapper, Red Sonja, Jersey Sure, Jewel of Denial, Anastasia Von Teaferhausen, Iona Vibrator, and Lulu Lunaris. check it out and get some tips on how to be even more fierce than you are already boo! then there’s the benefit of benefits coming up on sat 8/28! It’s called the SIlvER SERIES. there’s a huge line-up to be announced soon my sources tell me. We also have the comeback kids! sHIts & GIGGles are returning this fri 7/30 and blENDER is back at the Palms on sat 7/31. chico’s Angels is playing at cASITA DEl cAMpO until 8/8. Child, I went to see them last time and almost lost a lash laughing so hard! Much love to my girls cha cha cache and chad Michaels as they travel to Kentucky for the eOY pageant. serve it well ladies, serve it well! extra special love and hugs to my girl Detox, you know what’s what and no one can deny that. Thank you so much for letting me share just a little of what I know, and if I missed anyone, know that it is neVeR on purpose boo! xo baby xo, Miss Barbie Q

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 Hola lokas! What time is it in la right now? I don’t know girl, I’m in kentucky!!! finally, after a very long 12 hour trip, misplaced suitcases, missed flights and small uncomfortable airplanes, Pandora, Lady Syrin (Pauly Shore’s new bodyguard) and I are ordering some raspberry crème brule at the beautiful Brown Hotel where queens keep checking in with feathers falling off! this weekend over 45 performers including myself will be competing in the national entertainer of the Year f.I. Pageant. It is exciting to know that there are still pageants for female Illusionists in America where the main goal is not only to decide who should be named america’s most beautiful and talented queen but also to contribute to the betterment of diverse cultures. this year for the first time in the pageant’s history, california is being represented by three beautiful, talented and beloved performers like Shangela, chad Michaels and yours truly. Who will win? Who will cry and who will be the next “it” girl? Well, I’ll give you the “t” next time. keep your fingers and toes crossed and wish me to break a leg… a nail and a lash. In the meantime, I’ll tell you that I had so much fun at Oasis this past sunday for the once in a lifetime event: bIG GURl IDOl, where the minimum wait to qualify was a lot! Victorious Pandora snatched the title from fellow bbW Baby Gurl for only one point!!! some of the divas shaking their goodies and boobies: Vanity Devoroe, Phanta, Mystic Fierce, Jocelyn, Londynn, and cholula Fierce. then, on Monday southern fried sassy served some hot fishy illusions by Sassy prom Queen Samantha Star, Drag Idol winner pandora, Raquel Redd, Blaire Vonbitchbag and Miss Luna (yes, simply luna!). and last but not least, on Tuesday night @ The brick Nightclub in pomona, chACHa’s GOt talent unveiled one more qualified contestant for season 4 finale (8/17). Azula (first time in drag) took the dough leaving sexy J. Rock (newcomer King) wishing he would have grabbed his socks a little bit more. Other cunt-estants shablaming that night were Jupiter Storm & Miss Pretty Kitty D-Lite. all right, room service is here and this diva’s gotta go eat and steam certain peacock gown. I love you, and remember if it doesn’t hurt it ain’t duck taped! for more info about Chacha’s Got talent or to compete visit: or watch new videos weekly @

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By Will Ihavetochangemyname

Lindsay Lohan vs LA District Attorney Kate Majors vs Michael Lohan Oksana vs Mel Gibson Madonna vs Lourdes Alexis Arquette vs Candy Ass (Hollywood) Stealing vs Digital Products Calpernia vs Detox Jackie Beat vs Food Erika Jayne

Hi there disco dollies and trollies. I am back from a much needed sabbatical. I had to go away to appreciate the beauty that is Hollywood. Speaking of Hollywood, as you know Candy Ass Hollywood has been tearing it up the Sunset Strip at THE TRANSKUNTINENTAL events going off at THE ROXY every month. What you donʼt know is that Candy Ass Hollywood has quietly been working on a music project for two years now, but due to “label politics” and The Recession, her much anticipated (by her) debut has yet to see the light of day. Oh well, thatʼs show biz, folks . Just ask Lady Gaga and Katy Perry who were dropped first before landing at their current labels. Whoʼs laughing now?

Sham Ibrahim vs Computer Tracing “Sham Art” Bobby Trendy vs Bodies Deadsy Perez Hilton vs Taylor Momsen Miley Cyrus vs Stripper Pole Arnold Schwarzenegger vs State of CA Budget Dr. Drew vs Rachel Uchitel Party vs Sobriety Nazi Germany vs Nazi Arizona

Erika Jayne is back with yet another massive club hit, “One Hot Pleasure”. It was produced by Dave Aude and cowritten by Luciana of “I Like That” fame and itʼs an immediate singalong with part “French Kiss” with a little nu-disco thrown in. Ms. Jayne has already been trying this hit on for size on her current club tour and has apparently already shot the video a few weeks ago in Hollywood. I had a spy on the set and hereʼs what I heard: back in the directorʼs chair(s) are Mike Ruiz and Mikey Minden. Having spawned an amazing collab on her last single, “Pretty Mess”, I bet the boys are back directing more sex, boys and glitz. Lady Jayne is in good hands with these two as they know how to make girls hot. The single is being rushed for release and from what I hear with another great selection of mixes on the way. BANG BA BA BANG BA BA BANG BANG...

So in case you have not seen Inception, the new Chris Nolan film with Leonardo Di Caprio, please drink lots of coffee and do not fall asleep. Just like the Matrix movies, you better pay attention. The music from the film is fantastic, Composed by Hans Zimmer, this Oscar winner is the best film composer out there. Do yourself a favor and buy the soundtrack, itʼs amazing. You donʼt need to see the movie to appreciate this masterpiece. I guarantee it will be nominated for Best Score this coming awards season. I also hear that my favorite remixer, Junkie XL has done his own remix based on the Hans Zimmer score. I canʼt wait to hear what this Grammynominated remixer does with this. See you on the dance floor bitches

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ARIeS (Mar 21-Apr 19) I think a lot of us grow up with the belief that in order to attain success, one must go about doing it the hard way. Yes, you can go about it the hard way, and arrive all bruised up battered. Or you could consider going about it the easy way, and arrive relaxed and refreshed. both get you to the same place. Which road will you take? take you Visa card and pack everything! hugh hefner TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20) legal matter will take a turn for the better and justice will lean in your favor. I think you will be very satisfied with the likely outcome now. Don’t break out the champagne just yet. Remain steadfast and steady. These times in your life are difficult and you need to surround yourself with stable people who do not depend on you. cher GeMInI (May 21-Jun 21) When was the last time you allowed yourself to rest? that long, eh? no wonder you may be feeling a little on the tired side these days, nothing like an overactive mind to steal a good night’s sleep. from what I’m sensing a good night’s sleep will soon be yours, meaning whatever that may have caused you to keep your mind going 24/7 will soon be solved. soon you will be back to your good old self and what seemed like such a migraine will be nothing but a tiny headache. Anne heche

cAnceR (Jun 22-Jul 22) be as it may, but things are shifting for you Cancer, and with the speed of light. You’ll find yourself watching your life light up. Will it light up from all the flashing bulbs of all the paparazzi’s cameras? It is a powerful and a celebratory feeling, making all you do seem like your some sort of a 3D Imax. You’ve gotten hold of something precious here and only you know exactly what it is. It is at the core of your being and may very well be your own best kept secret. Jeremy Sloan Leo (Jul 23-Aug 22) If a certain situation, which is on your mind, is causing you a never ending headache, then examine the energy you may be putting into it. It could be that all there is to it is a shift in thinking, and the very same situation may suddenly cause you nothing but pure peace and pleasure. Roman Polanski VIRGo (Aug 23-Sep 22) No matter in which area of your life or how you choose to learn you are always making sure it’s from someone or something where the message really lands. It can be tough, hard and in the face and sometimes it can also be fun, thrilling and absolutely exciting, regardless you do it with passion, making sure that when you graduate you are fully equipped to move forward, and forward is the key word here, for though in certain situations you may go “oh! not again!” you deep inside know that this will put you further ahead of the game than those who choose the not so educational way. nicole Richie LIBRA (Sep 23-oct 23) What is offered to you may at first appear to be a gold mine. but at closer inspection, you may find that it is nothing more than a distraction; something more to keep you off your true path. aren’t you tired of just fiddling around with things that don’t really matter that much? Wouldn’t refocusing your significant libra brainpower on something that truly fills you with meaning be better? this isn’t the only situation that will attempt to dissuade you from your heart’s desire in the coming weeks. stay alert! chad McDonald

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ScoRPIo (oct 21-nov 22) Things may have been a bit settled for you as of late. frankly, you may have found yourself to have been bored. Well, here comes the huge trumpet blast of fate. (It feels a bit like having your alarm clock set way too loud.) Big changes come quickly and suddenly life is in fast forward. Did you sign up for this? Yes sir, you most certainly did! now, see how smart you are? Leonardo Dicaprio SAGITTARIUS (nov 22-Dec 21) last week’s challenges continue. Conflicting emotions around what to do next may have you feel like you’re both coming and going. Could such a thing happen to a sag? no! say it isn’t so! But yes! the pull of career and a new life plays tug-o-war with your heart and emotions. That which might be exciting and new argues with that which is common and comfortable. There is a risk here of choosing not to choose. Be sure that’s the choice you want. In the meantime, why not bottom? Tina Turner cAPRIcoRn (Dec 22-Jan 19) could it be that for once all that you ever dreamed of may just come true? Capricorn I think that you are very close, so close in fact that if you were to close your eyes and reach out with your hand, you’d touch it, and the best news is, it’s all coming to you, you don’t have to come to it. Just fucking breathe, you can relax, this is unfolding whether you make it or not. To top it off the word loyalty presents itself, so trust and embrace it all with your heart, you deserve it for this could stay in your life for a long time to come. funny how when we least expect it then there it is, but that’s just the way it’s suppose to be. Kate Moss AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18) It is all an illusion, I promise you aquarius. though it may appear real know that that isn’t the case. You may be wondering what I am talking about and from what the planets show, it is your finances. Does it seem a little gloom these days? are you fretting and counting every single penny? Well! I am here to let you know there’s no need to, even if it isn’t as bad as I described above, just know that a shift in focus will fix everything in a heart beat. Where you put your focus that is what you’ll experience more of, so why not shift your focus to a place where you can see the abundance in your life. If you can do that you are basically already there. Rihanna PISceS (Feb 19-Mar 20) luckily things do change pisces and I am only saying this if for the longest period life has been more than a challenge for you. I am talking what you can afford and what you cannot afford. Does this make sense? Well soon enough and I predict within the next four weeks to four months you’ll have the opportunity to go a little wild, splurge a little and perhaps treat yourself to some of that that you have been putting off for quite some time now. nothing in life needs to be more dramatic than that! Oh yes! life can be easy, especially when we accept that it can be. It is going to feel amazing. You deserve it so do celebrate. Mrs. chelsea clinton-Mezvinsky

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I rant so much about what I don’t like that after a trip to Poland made me realize that there are plenty of things about NYC that I greatly appreciate. You never miss the water till it’s gone. Speaking of water, you can’t drink it in most of Europe. Some natives are immune to it’s taint but let’s not forget that the bottled water craze came from Europe precisely because their water is diseased. In Morocco, you even need to brush your teeth with bottled water and make sure that no shit-water enters your mouth while showering. So I’ll be grateful to get home and running some tap water without getting the runs. Of course, bottled water and other beverages are sold everywhere in Europe. But don’t be surprised if they’re served room temperature. And if you get ice, you’ll get a few cubes made from--you guessed it--their putrid tap water which is undrinkable unless boiled. So stick with wine and beer— although vomit-worthy room temperature beer is “enjoyed” in parts of Europe. I bitch non-stop about NYC taxis. I despise those tv monitors which every cab now has. And what dunce designed those larger cabs to have LESS leg room than the sedans? Room for luggage but not passengers? Cramped or not, at least you can get a cab in NYC on practically every corner 24/7. Not in Europe, where a bizarre system of taxi stands is in effect. Guess what? The taxis don’t stop at the stands! And there’s no clear-cut system to determine if the driver is available for hire or not. Even in a major US capitol like San Fran, you can call a cab company and have to wait 45 minutes for a taxi. LA is even worse! frown on gays, and while NYC might have it’s catholic protestors as our parade passes St Patrick’s they even afford dynamite? So the neo-nazis are hateful. But the the majority of poles I encountered had a shell-shocked eastern European vibe which is completely vacant and sour. After taking a sight-seeing tour, I realize that Poland has been over-run by it’s belligerent neighbors for centuries. 10 years ago it was communist. So I understand that historical tragedies might weigh down their spirits, but get over it, bitches! I’m not asking them to forget the horrors of their past, but move the fuck on! It really has more to do with an American openness which I value. I’m from the south where hospitality is a source of pride. The redneck bastards may not be too sweet when they’re killing gay rights in a voting booth, but they have a sunny character which makes them generally fun to be around when they aren’t shooting your queer ass. I guess I’ve been taking NYC for granted and it took just a brief trip to Warsaw to realize that our grass is much greener. But Poland has one distinct advantage. You simply must try the polish hookers: THEY PAY YOU!

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ABBEY 684 N. Robertson Bl, WEHO 310.289.8410 AKBAR 4356 W. Sunset Bl, SILVERLAKE 323.665.6810 ARENA 6655 Santa Monica Bl, Hollywood 323.462.1291 CATCH ONE 4067 W. Pico Bl, LA 323.734.8849 CHICO 2915 W. Beverly Bl, MONTEBELLO 323.721.3403 CIRCUS DISCO 6655 Santa Monica Bl, HOLLYWOOD 323.462.1291 CLUB STONE 5221 Hollywood Bl, HOLLYWOOD 323.466.6061 COCO BONGO #2 3311 S. Main St, LA  213.748.2682 EL CONQUISTADOR 3701 W. Sunset Bl, SILVERLAKE 323.666.5136 ELEVEN 8811 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.855.0800 EAST WEST LOUNGE 8851 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.360.6186 FACTORY 652 N. La Peer, WEHO 310.659.4551 FAT FISH 616 N. Robertson Bl, WEHO 310.659.3882 FAULTLINE 4216 Melrose Av, SILVERLAKE 323.660.0889 FIESTA CANTINA 8865 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.652.8865 FLYING LEAP CAFE 2538 Hyperion Av, SILVERLAKE 323.661.0618 FUBAR 7994 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 323.654.0396 EAGLE LA 4219 Santa Monica Bl, SILVERLAKE 323.669.9472 GOLD COAST 8228 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 323.656.4879 GYM BAR 8737 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.659.2004 HAMBURGER MARYS 8288 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 323.654.3800 HERE 696 N. Robertson Bl, WEHO 310.360.8455 LE BARCITO 3909 Sunset Bl, SILVERLAKE 323.644.3515 MICKY’S 8857 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.657.1176 MJ’s 2810 Hyperion Av, SILVERLAKE 323.660.1503 MOTHERLODE 8944 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.659.9700 O BAR 8279 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 323.822.3300 OTHER SIDE 2538 Hyperion Bl, SILVERLAKE 323.661.4233 PALMS 8572 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.652.6188 (WOMEN) PLAZA 739 N. La Brea Bl, HOLLYWOOD 323.939.0703 RAGE 8911 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO. 310.652.7055 ROCKWELL 1713 N. Vermont Ave, Los Feliz 323.669.1550 RUDOLPHO’S 2500 Riverside Dr, SILVERLAKE 323.669.1226 STUDY 1723 Western Av, HOLLYWOOD 323.461.5533 SPOTLIGHT 1601 N. Cahuenga Bl, HOLLYWOOD 323.467.2425 TEMPO 5520 Santa Monica Bl, HOLLYWOOD 323.466.1094 THE HUDSON 1114 Crescent Hts, WEHO 323.654.6686 TRUNKS 8809 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.652.1015 ULTRA SUEDE 661 N. Robertson Bl, WEHO 310.659.4551


BOULEVARD 3199 E. Foothill Bl, PASADENA 626.356.9304 BULLET 10522 Burbank Bl, NOHO 818.762.8890 C FRENZ 7026 Reseda Bl, RESEDA 818.996.2976 COCO BONGO 19655 Sherman Way, RESEDA 818.998.8464 MOONSHADOW 10437 Burbank Bl, NOHO 818.508.7008 OXWOOD INN 13713 Oxnard Bl, Van Nuys 818.997.9666 OIL CAN HARRYS11502 Ventura Bl, STUDIO CITY 818.760.9749 CLUB COBRA 10937 Burbank Bl, NOHO 818.760.9798 SILVER RAIL 11518 Burbank Bl, NOHO 818.980.8310


BRAVO 1490 S. Anaheim, ANAHEIM 714.533.2291 CLUB BOUNCE 1460 S. PCH, LAGUNA BEACH 949.494.0056 EL CALOR 2916 W.Lincoln Av, ANAHEIM 714 326 4764 ESCANDALO 2323 W. First St, Santa Ana 714 .836 .7410 FRAT HOUSE 8112 Garden Grove, G.G. 714.373.3728 LIONS DEN 719 W. 19th St, COSTA MESA 949.645.3830 METRO Q 19092 Beach Blvd, Huntington Beach 714.968.6677 TIN LIZZY 752 Saint Clair St, COSTA MESA 714.966.2029

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CLUB 5211 5211 Atlantic Bl, LONG BEACH 562.428.5545 CREST 5935 Cherry Av, LONG BEACH 562.423.6650 Brit 1744 E Broadway Bl, LONG BEACH 562.432 9742 THE BROADWAY 1100 E Broadway Bl, LONG BEACH 526.432.3646 DOLPHIN 1995 Artesia Bl, REDONDO BEACH 310.318.3339 EXECUTIVE SUITE 3428 E. PCH, LONG BEACH 562.597.3884 FLUX 17617 Lakewood Bl, BELLFLOWER CA 562.633.6394 FALCON 1435 E. Broadway Bl, LONG BEACH 562.432.4146 HAMBURGER MARYS 740 E Broadway, LONG BEACH 562.983.7900 MINESHAFT 1720 E. Broadway Bl, LONG BEACH 562.436.2433 Paradise Piano Bar 1800 Broadway Bl, LB 562.590.8773 PISTONS 2020 E. Artesia, LONG BEACH 562.422.1928 RIPPLES 5101 E. Ocean Bl, LONG BEACH 562.433.0357 ROOSTERFISH 1302 Abbot Kinney Bl, VENICE 310.392.2123 SILVER FOX 411 Redondo Av, LONG BEACH 562.439.6343 SweetWater Saloon 1201 E. Broadway L.B. 562.432.7044


ALIBI EAST 225 S. San Antonio Av, POMONA 909.623.9422 HOOK UP 1047 Second St, POMONA 909.620.2844 MENAGERIE 3581 University Av, RIVERSIDE 951.788.8000 OASIS 1386 E. Foothill Bl, UPLAND 909.920.9590 THE BRICK 340 S. Thomas St. POMONA 909.629.6333 THE LARK 917 Inland Center Dr, S.B. 909.884.8770 VIP CLUB 3673 Merrill Av, RIVERSIDE 951.784.2370


Azul 369 N. Palm Canyon Drive 760.325.5533 The Barracks 67-625 East Palm Canyon Drive 760.321.9688 BLAME IT ON MIDNIGHT 777 Tahquitz Canyon 760.323.1200 BONGO JOHNNIES 214 E. Arenas Rd P.S. 760.866.1905 Cafe Palette 315 E Arenas Rd 760.322.9264 CANYON CLUB HOTEL 960 N.Palm Canyon 877.258.2887 C.C.B.C. 68-369 Sunair Rd, C.C. 760.324.1350 CLUB WHATEVER 36737 Cathedral Canyon, C.C. 760.321.0031 DINKS 2080 N. Palm Canyon P.S. 760.327.7676 Georgies Alibi 369 N Palm Canyon drive 2nd fl 760.325.5533 HELIOS 280 East Mel Av, P.S. 760.323.2868 HUNTERS 302 E. Arenas Rd, P.S. 760.323.0700 Look Restaurant & Patio bar 139 E Andreas Rd 760.778.3520 Peppers Thai Cuisine 396 N Palm Canyon Drive 760.322.1259 Score 301 E Arenas Rd 760.320.6682 Shakerz Bar and Grill 301 N Palm Canyon Dr 760.320.2870 SIDEWINDERS 67555 E. Palm Canyon Dr. C.C. 760.328.9919 SPURLINE 200 S. Indian Canyon Dr. P.S. 760-778-4326 STREETBAR 224 E. Arenas Rd. P.S. 760.320.1266 Studio ONE 11 67-555 E Palm Canyon Drive Suite A103 760.774.8741 Terrazzo Resort 1600 E Palm Canyon Dr 760.416.2200 TOOL SHED 600 E. Sunny Dunes Rd, P.S. 760.320.3299 TOUCANS 2100 N. Palm Canyon P.S. 760.416.7584 VISTA GRANDE 574 S. Warm Sands Dr, P.S. 760.322.2404 WANGS IN THE DESERT 424 S.Indian Canyon P.S. 760.325.9264

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