PLAYER

Name: David Keene Age: 48 Position: Centre Forward, now The Gaffer Year

First Joined the Club: Late 90s Number of Apps: Unknown Number of Goals: Over 300 career goals fella Favourite Team: Arsenal, Brentford and St Johnstone Favourite Player: David Rocastle and Robert Pires Best Performance You've Seen (Team or Individual): The Grebe's County Cup win in 2007ish Dream 5aside team: Dingle, Anthony Perry, Wellsy, Lee Campbell and Myself

Worst Haircut: Bhas

Worst Trainer: Darryl

Biggest Moaner: Ewan

Worst Clobber: Bhas

Teachers Pet: Not Ewan

Future OB Manager: Im still waiting for someone to step up. Ennis?

Finally, favourite OB Player - Past or Present: Steve McFadyen