Volume 87: Senior Issue

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Find out where the class of 2013 is headed, pg. 6 & 7

The Senior Prints Sylvania Northview High School

OPINIONS

5403 Silica Drive Sylvania, Ohio 43560

Volume 87, Issue 12

May 30, 2013

Swaggerty scolded for Twitter Senior Prank, Pg.5

FEATURES

College decision, Pg.6/7 A&E

Confessions, Pg.9 SPORTS

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ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL of Discipline Mellisa McDonald meets with Principal Steven Swaggerty over his recent twitter actions. “Disciplinary actions will be taken,” McDonald said.

>> Libby Headman & Sam Good [Features Editor & Staff writer]

Jack and Caitlin, Pg.12

Dr. Rieger releases name change

Tables have been turned recently in the disciplinary office of Mellisa McDonald when she had a few unexpected visitors sent down to her office. Over the course of the year, the administration has been monitoring each other. Word is out that last week Principal Steve Swaggerty was called to a meeting with Mrs. McDonald about posting mean and inappropriate tweets about Northview. The tweets have been was taken down, but several students were able to see what they said. “I was scrolling through my twitter feed and I noticed something was off about Mr. Swaggerty’s tweets,” senior Abby Masters said. “He tweeted some pretty mean things about NV. Like that our students are stinky and Southview is way better.” Mr. Swaggerty is under investigation for treason against NV and

working for SV, telling them all about our secrets from sports to academics. Mr. Swaggerty has been bashing NV’s sports and school spirit saying in a tweet that, “SV is an amazing school compared to NV.” There has also been a recent spike in students receiving demerits. Wednesday schools have increased as well due to tardiness and students parking in the wrong parking spots. Last Friday, Tracy Creque sent down Rod Achter for parking in the wrong parking spot. Mr. Achter parked in the back of the school by the football field because he said he wanted extra exercise in the morning. “I thought he (Achter) was a new student. I did not recognize the car,” parking lot attendant Mrs. Creque said. According to a very reliable sources, Mr. Achter along with several other students, will be serving a level three Wednesday school detention from 2:45 until 5:45 in Amy Schloegl’s room. “I didn’t do it,” Disciplinary Assistant Principal Mr. Achter said.

Staff found guilty of hoarding cookies

>> Jack Melick

[Editor in chief]

Sylvania Schools Superintendent Dr. Brad Reiger has announced that he plans to change his last name. Dr. Reeger is currently taking suggestions.

“...I can completely change my life,” -Allison Reeger >>sophomore This bizarre announcement comes after Sylvania Southview’s newspaper, The Catalyst, misspelled his name countless times on front-page news. “My name is plastered on almost all of the school websites. Also…I before E,” Dr. RIEger said. Many of the current submissions for Dr. Reiger’s (SV spelling) are currently under consideration. Dr. Goofenhuser, Jingleheimer-Schmidt as well as many others. “I am actually very excited to change my last name. I can completely change my life,” daughter junior Allison Reeger said. TSP readers will be informed after the name decision has become legalized. If you are interested in submitting a name suggestion, please call: 631-403-9000

>> Michelle Jacobson Meghan Keene [News Editors] Lunch ladies found guilty in the accusation of hoarding chocolate chip cookies. Reports have been filed with complaints that the cookies that are served in lunch have abruptly stopped being served and no one knows why. Immediate action was taken when the word was out. With extensive investigations, the culprits were discovered to be none other than the lunch ladies. “I have no comment regarding the situation, it’s absurd and we’re all greatly offended,” lunch lady Little Debbie said. The CSI, (cookie scene investigators) discovered hundreds of freshly baked cookies stored in the back of the lunchroom. According to CSI investigator Chips Ahoy, this wrongdoing of withholding the cookies has been an on-going scheme for over a decade. Not only were the lunch ladies keeping the cookies from NV, but they were selling them to Southview to earn extra money. “This horrid crime will be brought to justice and that is a fact. I’ve seen a lot of crimes in my day, but nothing compares to this. I won’t stop until justice is served,” Officer Famous Amos said. According to Officer Amos, the lunch

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SYLVANIA SCHOOLS LUNCH officials have been caught red handed with cookies. Charges are currently pending within the Tolehouse Court. ladies will serve a sentence of up to five years of community service. They will have to give away cookies to the entire school for free. They will also be required to give a public apology to the entire school at an assembly. Due to the decisions made by these women, Principal Steve Swaggerty will find

replacements immediately. “I’m glad the lunch ladies are getting what they deserve. It’s time for justice to be served and have cookies brought back to NV. I still can’t believe they did this. All I ever said to them was to have a good day,” said senior Jules Aukerman.


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