The Rich Racist

A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an African woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over to the counter, pulled out his wallet and shouted, “Bartender! I’m buying drinks for everyone in this bar, except that woman over there!”

The bartender collected the money and began serving free drinks to everyone in the bar, except the African woman. Instead of becoming upset, the woman simply looked up at the guy and shouted, “Thank you!” This infuriated the wealthy guy. So once again, he took out his wallet and shouted, “Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine and additional food for everyone in this bar, except for that African sitting in the corner over there!”

The bartender collected the money from the man and began serving free food and wine to everyone in the bar except the African. When the waiter finished serving the food and drinks, the African woman simply smiled at the man and said, Thank you!” That made him furious. So he leaned over the counter and asked the bartender, “What is wrong with that woman.. I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except for her, and instead of becoming angry, she just sits there, smiles at me and shouts ‘Thank you.’ Is she crazy”

The bartender smiled at the wealthy man and said, “No, she is not crazy She is the OWNER of this establishment.”

Young Boy Scouts

A boy scout, a priest & a certified genius are all on a small plane bringing them to an award ceremony. The pilot suddenly suffers a heart attack & just before dies he manages to gasp@ I’ve turned towards the sea & engaged auto-pilot , you,ve got about 20 minutes before she will cross the coast but , I,m sorry, there are only 2 parachutes at the back …Aaaaah - & he dies.

There is a noise from the back as the door opens & the brainy guy is on his way out as he says ‘ Sorry but I am known as ‘The Brain of Britain, & I have too many important decisions to assist the government with to die here, GOODBYE!’ and he jumps.

Priest: Now my son, you are young and have a good life ahead of you -take the other parachute. I will make my peace with God , Go & Good luck!

Boy Scout; Chill father, there’s one each left - the ‘Brain of Britain’ has just launched himself strapped to my haversack!