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hanksgiving is almost here, and the holidays— including Hanukkah, Christmas, and New Year’s Eve—aren’t far behind, which means it’s time to start thinking about what you’re going to cook, what you’re going to buy, where you’re going HOLIDAY FEST It’s here whether you like it or not. to celebrate, and who you’re It’s time for razzle dazzle, celebrating with. Lucky for you, sparkles, gifts, feasting, and family. we’ve got lots of suggestions in our annual Holiday Guide. Find out about delicious alternatives to turkey and/or ham, including crab [20], what Downtown SLO has in store for the season [22], how students who don’t get to go home celebrate [24], and ways to share love with local senior citizens this year [27]. Then, you can check out the local holiday events, happenings, festivities, and more [28]. Also this week, the latest hiccup in completing the Bob Jones Trail [4], A Christmas Story at SLO Rep [47], and Chef Candice Custodio [54].

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County devises alternate ways to close Bob Jones Trail gap

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he coveted missing puzzle piece required to finish the Bob Jones city-to-sea trail remains elusive to San Luis Obispo County officials. So much so that county staff developed alternatives to change the scope of the 30-year-old project altogether, ones that don’t rely on eminent domain—an issue that has kept the Bob Jones trail from moving forward and closing a 4.5-mile gap between the Octagon Barn and the Ontario Road parking lot. Eminent domain—power afforded to governments to take private property for public use and reimburse the landowner for its value—is something that 1st and 5th District Supervisors John Peschong and Debbie Arnold have been wary of. At the Nov. 7 SLO County Board of Supervisors meeting, Peschong recused himself because he received a political campaign donation of more than $250 from the Bunnell family, which owns one of the pieces of land that could help bridge the gap. Arnold maintained that she’s not in favor of exercising eminent domain because it doesn’t comply with the county general plan. “I heard you all today, and I’ll be just as excited when we get this problem solved, but I don’t think that [we should use] eminent domain, especially when we’ve worked it out as a community way back when that we would not use it for trail establishment,” she said. “Giving property owners along desirable trails ease of mind, I just don’t think it’s time to change our mind on that when we’re midway through.” In construction since the 1990s, the Bob Jones Trail aims to connect the city of SLO to Avila Beach. The county has tried to acquire land to complete the trail, but has run into issues with private property owners who aren’t keen on giving up their land. In 2021, SLO County received an Active Transportation Program state grant through the California Transportation Commission worth $18.2 million to close the gap. Officials had to spend all of that money by 2025, and an extension request filed by the county Parks and Recreation Department last year pushed the timeline to 2027. “However, the requirement to award a construction contract is February 2025, and this is the more critical timeline we are concerned about meeting, which is why it was discussed in the board update on Nov. 7,” County Counsel Rita Neal told New Times via email. One of the stumbling blocks preventing the trail’s completion is right of way issues stemming from Ray Bunnell’s property, which lies along the proposed pathway. Bunnell has consistently refused to donate or sell easements to the county for the trail. His refusal culminated with the county suing him in 2021 for not allowing access to his land for soil-boring tests necessary to design one of the trail’s bridges. Later that year, Bunnell and three others who owned large land parcels along the proposed connector—Robert Kruse, Edward Pollard, and James Warren—shot back with a lawsuit of their own.

phased approach called the bookends alternative, According to prior New Times reporting, and a complete gap closure project called the bypass their lawsuit detailed that if the Bob Jones Trail alternative. connector went into place on their lands, the SLO The bypass method will slightly shift the Creek corridor on Bunnell’s property would be proposed trail off the Bunnell property onto the U.S. impacted by “homeless encampments, garbage, 101 shoulder, which is the Caltrans right of way. fire danger, and noise and dust pollution.” The The bookends alternative ends the proposed other properties would “suffer serious, irreparable trail in two parts north and south of the Bunnell damage” in the “loss of the legal right of access to property. Public Works Director John Diodati some or all of the agriculture properties” via an announced at the meeting that this approach would existing “cattle trail easement.” Eminent domain rears its head in the landowners’ complete most of the project and enable the county to spend the $18.2 million grant within the timeline. lawsuit, which claims that the county imposing “[The bookends] would have to become such power would violate its own general plan and destinations because this isn’t full gap closure, so the trail’s 2015 environmental impact report. we’d have to have some sort of experience while Neal told New Times that litigation on both sides is presently paused. It can only resume if the county we’re waiting for Phase 2 to be complete,” he said. Phase 2 involves completing the rest of the broken adopts a “resolution of necessity,” which is the first trail when the county can obtain right of way from formal step to exert eminent domain. the landowners. Diodati told New Times that the She confirmed that while trail easement across county is actively negotiating with the affected private parties may only be obtained from a willing property owners who possess land along the seller or donor as part of a specific plan or as a proposed trail. condition of a project approval, that policy could In a 4-0 vote, with Peschong recusing himself, the change. supervisors approved staff working with Caltrans “The board could at any time amend its parks to apply for a project scope change with the and recreation element to modify this policy transportation commission and continue working statement since it is a land use and planning tool,” on the final design and acquiring right of way from Neal said. “The board still has the authority to the landowners. ∆ use its eminent domain powers to acquire a trail —Bulbul Rajagopal easement by eminent domain since the county cannot bind future boards FILE MAP COURTESY OF SLO COUNTY PARKS AND RECREATION from exercising its statutory powers of eminent domain simply through a policy in the county’s general plan.” Many community members gave public comments in favor of eminent domain, asserting that closing the gap would make for a safer trail. Jennifer HorstmanChase—the widow of Damian Horstman who was killed in a 2012 truck collision while riding his bike at the intersection of South Higuera Street and Ontario Road— urged the board to finish the trail. “The roadway is unsafe, not because of how it is being used, but how it was designed, and it will be until it is fixed,” she said. “Users whether on foot, on bike, or in a car are across oncoming freewayspeed traffic and it’s unsafe.” Public Works and Parks and Rec presented alternative ways to close the gap without FRAGMENTED SLO County Public Works and Parks and Recreation departments fleshed out a bookend approach and a bypass method as two constructing on the Bunnell alternate ways to close the 4.5-mile gap between the existing portions of the property. Those options are a

Former Paso mayoral candidate alleges physical altercation with city manager

removed him from a meeting causing damage to his shoulder. “I am a 70-year-old man and do not tolerate being physically abused by a much younger person like Mr. Lewis or anyone for that matter,” Rivera said in his statement. “It is outrageous that the city

Paso Robles City Manager Ty Lewis is facing an assault allegation from former mayoral candidate Michael Rivera, who claims that Lewis physically

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Strategic Plan Working Group meeting. It’s currently being investigated by both the city and the SLO County Sheriff’s Office, so the city manager’s office wasn’t able to comment on the issue. The meeting had around 35 stakeholders there to discuss the final draft of a plan for addressing homelessness in the city, Hull said. “The working group has held a series of working meetings and a series of public meetings where the general public was specifically invited to provide input,” Hull said. “[But] the meeting on Nov. 6 was a working meeting of the working group to review the final draft of the plan.” In his public statement to both the city and general public, Rivera said that he was attending the Nov. 6 meeting on behalf of one of the committee members, Ron Cuff. In that same statement, Rivera said that he was aware of several email exchanges in October between Cuff, Lewis, and Paso Robles Director of Community Services Angelica Fortin that discussed Cuff’s absence and Rivera attending as the replacement. Rivera shared the emails with New Times. On Oct. 3 at 1 p.m. Fortin reached out to Cuff to inform him of the upcoming committee meeting. In response, Cuff told Fortin that he wouldn’t be unable to attend the meeting as he was out of town. Cuff then reached out to Rivera and asked if he could attend the meeting on his behalf, and Rivera asked whether that would be allowed. Cuff told Rivera that it would be unlikely they would throw him out since they had allowed “uninvited” people before, and he would send him specifically as his representative with notes on the plan. After Rivera agreed, Cuff notified Fortin later that evening that Rivera would be attending in his stead. Fortin then notified City Manager Ty Lewis that this would be occurring. Lewis sent Cuff an email, saying that it wouldn’t be appropriate for Rivera to be Cuff’s representative because Cuff was an established member of an official ad hoc committee and that the council hadn’t allowed for substitutes as far as he was aware. “Bringing an outside alternate community member … has the potential to serve as a distraction as this person is likely not up to speed on conversations by the planning team,” Lewis wrote in his email to Cuff. “Mr. Rivera will have an opportunity to view and provide feedback directly to the council along with the rest of the public when this matter is brought to … open session.” Lewis also said that he had copied the entire City Council on the email to make sure they were aware of Cuff’s request and to avoid any Brown Act concerns. On Nov. 3, Cuff and Rivera discussed the matter via email again, deciding to move forward with the plan after Cuff forwarded Lewis’ email to Rivera, who responded, “I’ll still be there if you want to be. I’m willing and able.” Rivera told New Times on Nov. 15 that the meeting confrontation was a surprise he did not instigate. In Rivera’s statement, he acknowledges that Fortin—upon seeing him show up at the meeting—asked him what he was doing there and said that he was not supposed to be there. She then left the room and shortly thereafter, Rivera had the alleged confrontation with Lewis. Rivera claimed in his statement that Lewis came up to him, made a statement similar

to Fortin’s, grabbed Rivera by the shoulder, squeezed it “very hard,” and slapped him “aggressively” in the same spot. If Lewis had simply asked him to leave, Rivera said, there would have been no issue. “I just got back from the chiropractor dealing with what happened to my body,” Rivera said to New Times. “He is a jujitsu expert; he’s learned grappling moves. I am just a 70-year-old man.” —Adrian Rosas

Five Cities firefighters getting new staff, new equipment

Cost of living adjustments and new equipment are in the works for Five Cities Fire Authority (FCFA) firefighters. During the Nov. 13 Grover Beach City Council meeting, City Manager Matthew Bronson shared updated information on necessary equipment purchases, updated staffing levels, and the Oceano Community Service District’s fire service. Bronson told New Times in an email that the FCFA board approved a new successor memorandum of understanding and resolution with the firefighters union, International Association of Fire Fighters Local 4403, for updated labor agreements on Oct. 16. “These resolutions provided cost of living along with equity adjustments in employee compensation for FCFA positions to be more comparable to other agencies following a compensation study conducted by the city of Arroyo Grande,” he said. “Funding for these adjustments has been budgeted in the FCFA operating budget.” According to the Nov. 13 staff report, the FCFA operating budget is $2.8 million for 2023 through 2024 and $2.9 million for 2024 through 2025. Following the labor contract approval, the FCFA’s board approved $3.7 million to replace a 15-year-old fire engine, according to the staff report. During the City Council meeting, Bronson said firefighters who have worked in Grover Beach and Arroyo Grande told the FCFA board that both a type I engine and a ladder truck would work the best to provide service to community members. “Our service area [has] a balance of suburban and urban dynamics and ultimately [the board] came up with a recommendation that was approved,” Bronson said during the City Council meeting. To help staff the new vehicles, Bronson said that FCFA also added a new battalion chief, Ryan Bird, and two new full-time firefighter positions. “This enables a 24/7 two-person company to go along with the two three-person companies that we currently have based in Station 1 in Arroyo Grande and Station 2 in Grover Beach,” Bronson said. Bronson said that FCFA used to have a third three-person company, but it wasn’t able to provide a consistent appropriate level of service and often closed temporarily due to staffing issues. With the new staffing openings, he said, FCFA will be able to provide 24-hour service with a third company, which it started doing on July 1 with already hired FCFA firefighters. “It is being filled temporarily by existing personnel working extra shifts given current uncertainty about providing ongoing fire service to Oceano,” he told New Times via email. “If fire service was provided to Oceano on an ongoing basis beginning in fiscal year 2024-25, then these new positions

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independent study program students to have the opportunity to try out for sports—not to play, just to try out.” Henchett was one of multiple parents at the early November meeting who repeated EV charging stations to their statements from an Oct. 26 meeting, be installed in Santa Rosa when they pleaded their case for the board to change its policy on sports participation for and Johnson parks independent study students. At that meeting, Two of San Luis Obispo’s public parks the board opted to allow TUSD independent are about to see the nighttime presence of study students who lived in other districts to electric vehicles. participate in their local district’s sports. But On Nov. 14, the SLO City Council the board didn’t do the same for independent unanimously approved changing the study students who lived within the TUSD. municipal code to include a draft ordinance “You cannot grant one student one that allows electric vehicle charging from opportunity and deny another student 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. in Santa Rosa and Johnson their opportunity—two weeks ago you did,” parks’ parking lots. Henchett said on Nov. 9. “You allow other Public parks are typically closed from 10 students in the independent study program p.m. to 5 a.m., making it illegal for people to enter or remain there during that time unless from other districts to play sports and you denied those students who attend from approved by the city’s Public Works director. within the TUSD to even try out.” The draft ordinance lifts that prohibition for After a second presentation by TUSD the drivers and passengers of such vehicles. Assistant Superintendent Ian Trejo, the “It only provides this exception to those board ultimately decided not to take any who are actively charging their vehicles,” formal action on whether independent study Public Works Business Analyst Brendan program students can play if they live within Pringle said at the meeting. “Nothing else in the district until a formal committee is the municipal code will be affected by this established. proposed ordinance.” Trejo noted in his second presentation that City officials opted to ease rules to align he had received criticism from both sides, with a major city goal, an access and parking especially regarding the high standard that management plan strategy, and an element of non-independent study students were held to the climate action plan work program. Those when it came to athletics. three plans call for sustainable transport “I took some jabs from people on both options, more off-street electric vehicle sides of the issue who felt I was not impartial charging options, and installing publicly in my [last] presentation,” he told the board. accessible charging stations, respectively. In his reworked presentation, Trejo made Drivers and passengers of electric note of several of the non-athletic policy vehicles must stay in the parking lot during changes that would have to take place to the charging process. The new rule still allow for independent study students to play prevents them “from sitting on benches, sports. use of playgrounds, and use of other park “Independent study is a completely amenities,” according to the draft ordinance. different program by design. For example, “It limits access to a maximum of two students without excused absences aren’t consecutive hours,” Pringle said. “Every allowed to compete in games,” he said. vehicle charges differently, but it shouldn’t “Because there is no direct equivalent of take more than two hours for a vehicle to enforcing attendance for the independent fully charge at one of these stations.” study students, this could lead to a perception Provided by Valta Energy through a zeroor actual inequity in what a student has to cost licensing agreement, four universal go through and maintain to be a studentdirect current fast charging stations will be athlete.” installed in each of the two parks’ parking In addition to attendance calculation lots. Pringle announced at the meeting that issues, Trejo said that the academic standards the charging stations will go online between to which regular Templeton High School May and July 2024. students were held varied greatly from those He added that patrolling police officers of independent study students. will be able to easily He explained that because identify those who are independent study students actively charging their don’t have their grades vehicles through lights imputed monthly—they’re Send any news on the charging stations. submitted at the end of or story tips to The station lights up blue the semester—holding the news@newtimesslo.com. on top when a vehicle is potential student-athletes being charged and green to to the same standard would indicate availability. require a change in how The cleaned-up ordinance received swift grades are reported. support from all City Council members. Trejo expressed some frustration that the “The easiest ‘second’ I’ve ever made,” California Interscholastic Federation’s (CIF) Councilmember Michelle Shoresman said in inconsistent guidelines prevent a simpler response to supporting the motion. policy change, since ultimately the district —Bulbul Rajagopal was beholden to its policies if change were to happen. “Asking questions of the CIF is like asking Templeton keeps policy a Magic 8 Ball,” he said with a laugh. “You ask that independent study students’ can’t participate it once, you shake it, you get one answer, then you ask it and shake it again and it gives you a in sports completely different answer.” Kelly Henchett kept her message to the While Trejo said he understands what Templeton Unified School District (TUSD) comes with being a student-athlete and their board simple during its Nov. 9 meeting. importance in the community, students in “The community and the students are the independent study program also deserve only asking for one thing,” Henchett said. 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that same level of understanding. “I am the principal of the independent study program,” he said. “[So] many teachers feel the program is very misunderstood and there is an assumption that only one type of student goes there, but there is a wide spectrum of students that attend the program.” The board intends to form a committee designed to gather more information for a formal policy vote—a decision that likely won’t happen until spring 2024. “A change to allow an independent study student to participate in sports does not guarantee them a spot on the team,” Trejo said. “It simply guarantees them the opportunity to compete for a spot.” —Adrian Rosas

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Our studies show the project will significantly affect the quality of the environment, as documented in a report called a Draft Environmental Impact Report, which is now available for you to read and comment on. With implementation of the proposed mitigation measures, project impacts related to biological resources, cultural resources, geology and soils, hazards and hazardous materials, hydrology and water quality, noise, transportation, utilities and service systems and wildfire would be less than significant. However, project impacts related to aesthetic resources and agricultural resources would be significant and unavoidable, since mitigation measures identified in the Draft Environmental Impact Report were determined infeasible or would not reduce these impacts to a less-thansignificant level. The project site is not listed on any of the lists of hazardous materials sites enumerated under Section 65962.5 of the Government Code. A hybrid public meeting (both in person and online) will be held to give you an opportunity to talk about features and impacts of the project with Caltrans staff before the final design is selected. WHAT’S AVAILABLE?

Volume 1 of the Draft Environmental Impact Report is available for review and can be downloaded from the following website: https://dot.ca.gov/caltrans-near-me/district-5/ The report is also available for review in printed format at the following locations: • Caltrans District Office at 50 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401, on weekdays during operating hours • San Luis Obispo Library at 995 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401, during operating hours The technical environmental studies are available upon request. Please contact Lucas Marsalek, Associate Environmental Planner, by mail at 50 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, California 93401, or by email at lucas.marsalek@dot.ca.gov or by telephone at 805-458-5408. WHERE YOU COME IN?

Have the potential impacts been addressed satisfactorily in the environmental report? Do you have information that should be included? Do you have any questions, or would you like to make any comments? Your comments will become part of the public record. If you wish to comment, submit your written comments by Friday, January 5, 2024, to Caltrans Environmental Planning, Attention: Lucas Marsalek, Associate Environmental Planner, 50 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401, or by email at lucas.marsalek@dot.ca.gov. The public meeting is being held during the public review period for the draft environmental document to provide an overview of the proposed project and the draft environmental document, allow you to ask questions about the analysis in the environmental document, and provide your comments. CONTACT

For more information or to request a copy of the Draft Environmental Impact Report, please contact Lucas Marsalek, Associate Environmental Planner, at 805-458-5408 or by email at lucas.marsalek@dot.ca.gov. For information on other state highway projects, please visit the Caltrans District 5 website at https://dot.ca.gov/caltrans-near-me-district-5/ or contact the Caltrans District 5 Public Information Office at 805-549-3138 or by email at info-d5@dot.ca.gov. SPECIAL ACCOMMODATIONS

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or those who are passionate about “I’m really excited to just connect with mental health and wellness or those other providers in the community, and simply interested in learning more I think that the more we know about about overall well-being, DeRose Therapy each other and trust each other, the more Group in San Luis Obispo will be hosting appropriate referrals and better outcomes an event to help answer all of those curious we can create for the clients by working questions. together and just creating awareness in the “We’re going to spotlight about 12 community,” she said. “I feel like there’s a difficulty in even collaborating with other different businesses in the community that are wellness focused and mental PHOTO COURTESY OF LEAH DEROSE health focused,” said Leah DeRose, founder of DeRose Therapy Group. “In this community there’s a lack of resources overall, but just to be able to understand the resources we have, we’re able to connect people to them.” DeRose’s Mental Health and Wellness Symposium will be held on Nov. 30 from 5:30 to 8:30 p.m. and will host representatives from her own business and others, such as from Sloco Massage and Wellness, East West Natural Medicine, Rooted Dental Wellness, and others. The event is free to community members around SLO County who want to learn more about health and wellness, she said. “We do have an Eventbrite link where people can RSVP, but everything’s free,” DeRose said. “We [want people to RSVP] just to kind of get an idea of how many people are going to attend.” The event will be held in the DeRose Therapy office, which DeRose said community members can find through the Eventbrite PRIORITIZE WELL-BEING Leah DeRose’s DeRose link. Therapy Group is hosting its first ever Mental Health and “We have an amazing space Wellness Symposium with 12 other local businesses to with nine different rooms, so raise awareness about local resources. each room is kind of set up like a therapy room and people [from providers, so I’m really wanting to encourage the different companies] will be in there,” that collaboration so that we can come she said. “You can just go up to people, and together and provide better care for the they’ll have a booth set up and they will give people of San Luis Obsipo.” you information on the services that they’re DeRose said that, overall, she hopes people providing.” have fun, enjoy the free admission, and walk DeRose said that food and drinks will be away with more information surrounding provided to create a relaxing atmosphere, and making new connections could also be a mental health and wellness than they had coming in. valuable part of the event. “We’re trying to create some interest in “We have a common space where people this community with not only information— can get together,” she said. “So people can because sometimes that can be boring—but grab some food and just talk to each other with [interactive] booths, and I just hope that outside of just learning about the services we get a good turnout,” she said. offered.” DeRose said that along with informative booths and networking spaces, there will be Fast facts interactive booths that people can explore. • The city of Arroyo Grande is hosting “Some people are going to be doing a Big Ditch Holiday Market on Dec. 2 acupuncture and other booths will be from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Stop by 50 different providing little prize packages, and some booths, support local businesses, and get will be offering gift cards,” your holiday shopping she said. “Then just giving done. The event will also space for people to ask have holiday-themed treats Send business questions and potentially you can snack on while and nonprofit information to schedule a time too with exploring the market. strokes@newtimesslo.com. that provider.” This is a new event for the city of Arroyo Grande. This is the first Mental For more information, Health and Wellness visit visitarroyogrande.org/event/big-ditchSymposium for DeRose Therapy, and holiday-market. ∆ DeRose said that with the large turnout of local companies that asked to participate, Reach Staff Writer Samantha Herrera at she’s optimistic that this might turn into an sherrera@newtimesslo.com. annual event.

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BY JOANNE CURRIE

From Splash with love A letter to the SLO community

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lmost 40 years ago, I moved to this incredible community from Colorado. Initially, I worked as a manager at F. McLintocks Saloon downtown (many of you know me from back then). There I met and became friends with so many SLO locals, and I came to love this amazing and diverse community. A few years later, an unbelievable opportunity became available, and my husband and I bought Splash Café in Pismo Beach. I was very sad to leave SLO because I wasn’t sure I’d be back. But life has a funny way of changing when you least expect it. In 2003, while searching for a bakery space, my family and I came across this

wonderful location on Monterey Street in SLO. We loved the history of the location: first it was Ed’s Take Out and then it became Bishop’s Burgers. We loved the location so much, we decided to not only open a bakery but a second Splash Café as well. Our 18 years on Monterey Street were an unexpected and absolute joy. I will miss all of you: Our incredible regulars coming in

week; locals looking for a quick, easy bite; and the Splash fans escaping the beach crowds. You all know who you are. I love your families, human and four-legged. I love all of you who shared each morning with us. I love those who called ahead to save their favorite pastries. All of you have made the last 18 years unforgettable. You brought joy to me, and you impacted the lives of so many young people who worked at Splash Café. Thank you. Over these past few years, our bakery business has grown tremendously. New exposure and promotion have seen us move to the national stage. Once sales started to take off, it became obvious that it was time to move to a more permanent baking facility.

Change is hard, but my 100-year-old mother often said to me, ‘Joanne, the most permanent thing in life is change.’ for their daily coffees or favorite sandwiches; the high schoolers stopping by on their lunch breaks; Cal Poly parents during move-in

While the move is a positive development and provides much-needed scalability, it also meant we had to close the SLO location. This was a very difficult decision for me, but necessary just the same. The SLO restaurant closed its doors on Oct. 30. Locals and visitors can still enjoy the Splash experience at the original, landmark location in Pismo Beach. Change is hard, but my 100-year-old mother often said to me, “Joanne, the most permanent thing in life is change.” Thank you for all the joy and pride and blessings you have brought me. I will cherish my memories and my years here forever. ∆ Joanne Currie and her husband have owned Splash Café since 1991. Send a response for publication by emailing letters@ newtimesslo.com.

LETTERS ‘Alternative facts’ and political talking points

In the Nov. 9 issue of New Times letters section, John Texeira makes some salient points about how the national debt and the costs of inflation are impacting us all (“Bidenomics led to inflation, increased costs”). Unfortunately, he misread some of the factors leading to these problems. The national debt is indeed an issue, but if one looks back at its history (feel free to check) we find that the times it has risen the most have been under the Republican administrations of Reagan, Bush, and Trump. It makes sense, when you institute huge tax cuts, have less money coming in, and spending cuts don’t match the lost revenue, that debt will increase. Contrastingly under the Clinton and Obama administrations, the debt increases were far less. So far, the Biden administration seems to be echoing that trend. John also echos the popular, but false, right-wing talking point that the Biden administration is waging a “war on fossil fuels,” increasing the cost of gasoline at the pump. If that’s so, then explain to me why fossil fuel production in the U.S. is nearing, if not already at, an all-time high. American oil production in the first week of October hit 13.2 million barrels per day, passing the previous record set in 2020 by 100,000 barrels (feel free to check). Not only that, the administration just greenlit the Willow project in Alaska, which could produce up to 180,000 barrels of oil a day at its peak. If that’s a “war on fossil fuels,” they’re doing a pretty lousy job. Maybe Chevron and ExxonMobil’s record profits they reported earlier this year (and what they did with them) might tell us more about the prices at the pump. I admire the concerns that John, and others like him, have for the people affected by the rising costs of living, but we should all dig a little deeper into the causes instead of falling into the trap of trusting those sources or politicians spouting “alternative facts” that stroke our own confirmation biases. Dean Thompson Los Osos

An opportunity that’s now lost forever

As a 93-year-old Holocaust survivor, I have always been proud to be a Jew. I have no desire for that pride to diminish. However, a unique opportunity has been lost forever. The inhuman barbarism that Hamas released on Israel on Oct. 7 provided an ideal chance to show the world that Jewish values of life had developed from six years of death and destruction resulting from WWII. But our revengeful and destructive responses proves to be equally contemptible. Israel is now helping Hamas achieve Hitler’s ultimate goal: to breed worldwide hatred against all Jews. For me, the concept of God is a force, a belief, a trust in each of us for justice, fairness, and goodness. I would like to assume that this aspect of God is shared by most faiths. The destructive Jewish/Palestinian conflict is a highly complex issue among neighboring faiths. Now we desperately need a “time out” to focus on hostages and the prevention of more deaths and destruction. Possibly, it has become high time to understand and respect the faith of all our neighbors. Paul Wolff San Luis Obispo

Censorship in our schools and elsewhere must not be tolerated

Those who question authority are often censored. The most profound thinkers have traditionally been censored. Schools should not be a place for indoctrination by either the right or left, depending on who’s in power. Traditionally, classics like Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Catcher in the Rye, and works by Judy Blume have been censored. Are any of these profound books allowed in local school libraries? Huckleberry Finn was traditionally attacked by the right wing since the book illustrated the corruption of authority. Now, the left wing wants to censor it, probably for the same reason. To censor it, they use the guise that it has a bad word to describe Black people. Trouble is that was the language used at the time. The left thinks that by getting rid of a word off the

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Parents need to oversee our schools and face of the Earth, racism will be combated. prevent censorship instigated by either How shallow and stupid! The only way to political party. The school system has a track get rid of racism is by finding the divine, and record of corruption. Teachers tend to be realizing we’re all one, and that whatever ethical and well-meaning, we do to anyone we do to but unfortunately the ourselves. system is run by politicians. Malcolm X uses that No profound thinkers word in one of his classic Send us your should be censored! speeches. Is this speech to views and opinion to Censorship is bad with be banned in our schools? letters@newtimesslo.com. the exception that obvious Is quoting this speech in the attempts at indoctrination media banned? Are certain and pornography shouldn’t be fed to James Baldwin speeches to be banned, students. since he used the same word? Is an accurate Students should be taught how to think, depiction of the old South to be banned in not what to think. To be respectful of media and movies because people back then used a certain word. Should the classic books everyone. And that they have the right to question authority. and anti-racism movies using the word be Bryan Rosen destroyed? That would be akin to throwing Montecito the baby out with the bathwater.

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alifornia has enough clean, renewable energy to replace the power from the Diablo Canyon Power Plant several times over, but the California Public Utilities Commission (CPUC) doesn’t know it. Rather, the CPUC is in the grip of the idea that California must keep the Diablo Canyon Power Plant operating for five or 20 years beyond its previously scheduled closure because we won’t have enough renewable energy on hand to replace the power output of Diablo before it shuts down. This received wisdom has been widely disseminated, but it’s not true. Here’s why that matters. Senate Bill 846 was passed in the final minutes of the legislative session based on that premise. But legislators included a condition in the bill: “If the [California Public Utilities] Commission determines that new renewable energy and zero-carbon resources that are adequate to substitute for the Diablo Canyon Power Plant and that meet the state’s planning standards for energy reliability have already been constructed and interconnected by the time of its decision, the commission may issue an order that reestablishes the current expiration dates as the retirement date, or that establishes new [earlier] retirement dates.” The CPUC has now released a proposed decision, which notes that SB 846 “limits the commission’s consideration of reliability issues in this proceeding to renewable and

zero-carbon resources that ‘have already been constructed and interconnected’ by the end of 2023.” There are two problems with that: The proposed decision was issued on Oct. 26, more than two months before the end of 2023, and the most recent reports it cites are from May 2023, covering the period January through March. So you can’t really blame it for not including a statement issued by Gov. Gavin Newsom’s office on Oct. 24. The assessment of the governor’s office is clear: In just the last three years, PG&E, Southern California Edison and San Diego Gas and Electric have put 4,992 megawatts of battery storage online. Another 1,900 MW of energy storage projects are expected to be online by the end of 2023. All told, that’s more than three times the generating capacity of Diablo Canyon. The governor’s office is not alone in discovering the good news. Energy consultant Robert Freehling has crunched the numbers from the California Energy Storage System Survey, the California Independent System Operator’s “Key Statistics” report for September 2023, and the September edition of the U.S. Energy Information Administration’s monthly spreadsheet listing extensive data from all the power plants in the United States—i.e., more current data than what the CPUC relied on in its proposed decision. In summary, there appears to be between 5,900 to 6,700 MW of

utility-scale batteries on the grid, plus 1,400 MW of customer batteries. Freehling notes that citations of “new” utility-scale battery storage added to the grid as of May 2023 “is defined as built since January 2020, and therefore does not include batteries built before January 2020, nor new batteries built since May, nor does it include customer batteries. It turns out that the main report intended by the Legislature to be used for evaluating the need for Diablo Canyon has quite a lot of battery capacity that is omitted.” The CPUC’s proposed decision repeatedly claims that an argument that “significant growth in installed energy storage and renewables … fails to demonstrate whether current projects installed are an adequate substitute for Diablo Canyon and meet the state’s planning standards.” By way of a reminder: It was the battery energy storage systems that were operational in the first week of September 2022—far fewer than will be operational by the end of 2023—that saved the state from blackouts when an epic heatwave should have made them inevitable. Was the energy resource that saved our butts an inadequate substitute for Diablo Canyon? Did it not meet the state’s planning standards? Or is the CPUC using those vague phrases from SB 846 as a talisman to ward off the obvious? Extending Diablo Canyon’s life will cost California ratepayers at least $8.1 billion, unless it can be shown that the state will have enough renewable energy online by the end of 2023 to replace Diablo. How far could $8.1 billion go to solving our real climate and energy needs instead of propping up the dead-end technology of a 50-year-old nuclear reactor?

The commission could rule on the implementation of its proposed decision as early as its Nov. 30 meeting. To get the message to the CPUC and your state senator before that date, drop a note to CPUC commissioner Karen Douglas care of kourtney.vaccaro@cpuc.ca.gov, and to state Sen. John Laird at senator.laird@senate. ca.gov. Let them know you don’t want to keep Diablo Canyon on life support with billions of taxpayer dollars when California’s clean energy generation has already left Diablo in the dust. ∆ Andrew Christie is the executive director of the Santa Lucia Chapter of the Sierra Club. Write a response for publication by emailing it to letters@newtimesslo.com.

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id Paso Robles City Manager Ty Lewis manhandle losing City Council and mayoral candidate Michael Rivera at the City Homelessness Strategic Plan Working Group meeting on Nov. 6, as Rivera alleges? Rivera wasn’t part of the committee, but he was asked by committee member Ron Cuff to attend in his stead. When Lewis learned of Cuff’s request, he said that sending Rivera wouldn’t be appropriate. Rivera came anyway. According to Rivera, in a letter to the city, “Mr. Ty Lewis came in and came directly at me aggressively with a big grin and said ‘Mr. Rivera you didn’t get the message and what are you doing here’ or something to that effect. After a couple more verbal exchanges he then came toward me grabbed be (sic) by the shoulder he continued squeezing my shoulder very hard after which he let go and Slapped me very aggressively on the shoulder.” Did it happen like that? Crack investigators from the SLO County Sheriff’s Office are on the case, but it sure makes you wish they’d, I don’t know, record these meetings or something? I’m not sure the Sheriff’s Office has a stellar track record of policing their own. Oh, did I forget to mention that Lewis used to be the Paso police chief? I imagine if he needed to subdue a septuagenarian, he could do it, but I’d also guess a former law enforcement officer would know what constitutes assault and battery and avoid it. If Lewis had a history of using excessive force, wouldn’t we know about it by now?

Lewis also did a darn good job bringing the community together during the George Floyd protests and keeping things calm. Then there’s Rivera’s track record. Rivera was the secretary of the proeugenics group Californians for Population Stabilization, which the Southern Poverty Law Center labeled a hate group. That seems a tad unsavory. Earlier this year, Rivera created a petition to remove Paso Robles Joint Unified School District trustee Joel Peterson from the board of directors because he was appointed under a state school code rather than elected, because he ran unopposed when no one else filed paperwork to run. Interestingly enough, after the untimely death of Paso Mayor Steve Martin, Rivera suggested that instead of holding a special election to replace Martin, the city should simply appoint him mayor. “I believe I should be appointed mayor because I was the only one who ran against [Mayor Martin] in the last election,” Rivera said during public comment at the Sept. 5 City Council meeting. The council appointed John Hamon instead, whose seat is up for reelection in 2026. Look, if Lewis did what Rivera claims, he may be guilty of using his “jiu jitsu” and “grappling moves” to subdue a 70-year-old man who’s apparently hard of hearing with bad reading comprehension. If that’s the case, he should step down. That said, Rivera’s hobby is being a thorn

cyclists in neon tights can ride to Avila Beach along a paved path through the scenic SLO Creek corridor that will eventually bring “homeless encampments, garbage, in the side of city fire danger, and noise and dust pollution,” government, which according to the lawsuit filed by Ray he’d really like to Bunnell, Robert Kruse, Edward Pollard, be in charge of. As and James Warren who own land along the he said in his 2022 remaining 4.5-mile stretch. But dudes! The mayoral candidate’s county has $18.25 million in state money to statement, “Paso spend here! And they must spend it by 2025! Roblans have been overlooked. We need to Bunnell and his cohorts’ suit contends focus on our permanent residents and their needs. Crime, roads, water, and weed are now that the county plans to use eminent domain to seize their land, and they ain’t having it, major concerns in our city as is increasing see? You gov’mint types keep yer cottontaxation.” picking hands of our properties! Actually, the Crime! Weed! Taxes! Rivera demands county’s general plan states eminent domain justice, people! can’t be used to seize a trail easement across “I am a 70-year-old man and do not private properties, so there’s that assurance. tolerate being physically abused by a much So, what to do? younger person like Mr. Lewis or anyone Don’t panic quite yet, cycling enthusiasts else for that matter,” he said in his statement. “My shoulder still hurts but my physiological and unhoused campers. The county has an overly complicated plan to keep and spend condition after this is worse.” the money and if not solve the problem at Does he mean psychological? Probably. least kick it down the Well, you blew it, Paso. This bucolic path until they dude could have been your can somehow finish the mayor. Maybe you’ll wake up trail that broke ground in before the next election. I can Send us your 2017. I’d explain it to you, already see Mike’s campaign views and opinion to but it’s too complicated. sign: “Rivera 2026! My letters@newtimesslo.com. Rest assured, it Shoulder Still Hurts!” contains “the bookends You know what else hurts? alternative,” and if that My future plans to ride my doesn’t work, cyclists can ride on Highway bike from San Luis Obispo to the beach on 101’s shoulder. ∆ the Bob Jones Trail! Look, I get that landowners along the The Shredder’s brain hurts. Commiserate at proposed trail may not be interested in shredder@newtimesslo.com. granting an easement so a bunch of fancy

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ALCOHOL INK FAMILY PLAY TIME Alcohol inks are basically inks with alcohol in them, so they dry super fast. Make ornaments, necklaces, or magnets and shaving cream cards during this family-friendly event. Preregistration required. Nov. 25, 10 a.m.-noon $35. 805286-5993. creativemetime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. DISCOVER GIFTS OF WHIMSY AND WONDER THIS HOLIDAY SEASON Enjoy Larry Le Brane’s Holiday art and gifts at Costa Gallery in November and December. Explore drawings, paintings, sculpture and functional fused glass, along with work by 20 West Coast artists. They wrap and ship gifts, too. Stop by for seasonal treats and surprises. Thursdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. through Dec. 30 Free admission. 559-799-9632. facebook.com/costagallery. Costa Gallery, 2087 10th St., Los Osos. FOREVER STOKED PAINT PARTY Join us at the gallery, for a few hours to travel on a creative paint journey. You will receive as much or as little instruction as you prefer. No artistic experience is necessary. Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. $45. 805-772-9095. Forever Stoked, 1164 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay. GIFTY UNDER FIFTY ALL YEAR ROUND Costa Gallery is gearing up for the holiday season. Check out a seasonal collection of art. Thursdays-Sundays. through Dec. 31 Costa Gallery, 2087 10th St., Los Osos, 559-799-9632. MOSAIC GIFTS Create a unique, one-ofa-kind gift for that special someone on your gift list. You will have many colors, baubles, and beads to choose from to make your creation very personal. You’ll

also learn everything you need to make a mosaic from cutting to gluing to grouting. Nov. 26, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Various. 805-2865993. creativemetime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. A RAINBOW HOLIDAY Directed by Samuel Gottlieb. Presented by By The Sea Productions. Nov. 17-Dec. 3 my805tix. com. By The Sea Productions, 545 Shasta Ave., Morro Bay. NORTH SLO COUNTY

ANNUAL UNDER $200 ART SHOW: CALL FOR ARTISTS Currently accepting work for the popular annual show, the Under $200 Art Show. Artists may submit one or two pieces of their original artwork available for sale (under $200) this holiday season. Artwork accepted until Nov. 22. Exhibition ends Jan. 15. Saturdays, Sundays, 12-4 p.m. and Tuesdays-Fridays, 11 a.m.-6 p.m. through Nov. 22 Artworks under $200 available for sale. 805-4640533. the1artery.com. The ARTery, 5890 Traffic Way, Atascadero. BEGINNER AND INTERMEDIATE WATERCOLOR FOUR-PART SERIES Join ArtSocial805 at the Creative-Campus, to expand your knowledge and technique of watercolor. Series includes your own watercolor pallet/brushes/watercolor pad/refreshments and instruction. Nov. 19, 10 a.m.-noon $160. 805-400-9107. shop. artsocial805.com. ArtSocial 805 Creative Campus, 3340 Ramada Drive, suite 2C, Paso Robles. DALE EVERS’ ANNUAL HOLIDAY ART EVENT An annual holiday art show in beautiful downtown Paso Robles a block off the park. Come see the newest sculptural and lighting designs by Dale Evers and Tim Anderson, and the newest jewelry and sculpture designs of Chloe Evers. Nov. 17, 2-7 p.m., Nov. 18, 12-4 p.m. and Nov. 19, 12-5 p.m. 805-234-0975.

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in-pastel-class/. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

HANDCRAFTED FOR THE HOLIDAYS 2023 Premier craftspeople and artists are featured in this unique exhibition and retail sale. You’ll find an abundance of unique, handmade gifts and goods at every price point. A portion of every sale supports Studios on the Park’s mission of bringing art to the community. Through Dec. 30 Free. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

SIP N’ SKETCH Bring your own supplies (or borrow some of our’s) and paint or sketch a themed live-model or still life under the guidance of Studios resident artists. See website for the specific theme of the month. Your first glass of wine is included in price. Third Saturday of every month, 6-9 p.m. $20. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

HOLIDAY FUSED GLASS PLATE OR BOWL WORKSHOP Learn the basics of working with fused glass and using a variety of colored glass to create a unique design. Nov. 16, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $100. 805-464-2633. glassheadstudio.com. Glasshead Studio, 8793 Plata Lane, Suite H, Atascadero. LOCAL HOLIDAY SHOPPING HOURS As a thank you to Studios on the Park supporters, public is invited to enjoy special shopping hours, before venue is open to the public. There will be coffee and croissants to enjoy while you browse the Handcrafted for the Holidays show. Nov. 17, 10 a.m.-noon Free entry. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org/ events/local-shopping-hours/. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles. MACRAME PLANT HOLDER CLASS Peaceful Plants is offering a macrame plant hanger class at Pianetta Winery. Nov. 26, 2-4 p.m. my805tix.com. Pianetta Winery, 829 13th St., Paso Robles. PUMPKINS IN PASTEL CLASS Embrace the essence of autumn in this cozy pastel workshop led by Anne Laddon, who will guide you to create your very own fall masterpiece based off of a photo, just in time for Thanksgiving. Materials and wine included in cost. Nov. 17, 5-8 p.m. $30 for one; $50 for two. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org/events/pumpkins-

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YOUTH DRAWING SERIES Please join ArtSocial805 at the Creative Campus for a four-part Youth Drawing Series. Some of the subjects will include eyes, mouths, faces, figures, still life, or animals. Nov. 18, 10-11 a.m. $100 per participant. 805400-9107. artsocial805.com. ArtSocial 805 Creative Campus, 3340 Ramada Drive, suite 2C, Paso Robles. SAN LUIS OBISPO

43RD ANNUAL CENTRAL COAST CRAFT FAIR The Central Coast’s longest-running 100 percent handmade craft show featuring many local makers and artisans. Cider and cookies available to welcome you as you shop. Features a prize drawing fundraiser for Central Coast Quilts of Valor Foundation supporting veterans with quilts and Wreaths Across America. Nov. 24-25, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free admission and parking. San Luis Obispo Vets’ Hall, 801 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 805-781-5930. ALISA SIKELIANOS-CARTER The Alisa Sikelianos-Carter exhibition at SLOMA will promote an emerging female artist of color whose works are inspired by the stories of her Black ancestors and traditionally Black hairstyles, centered on ancestral power and mythology. Nov. 18-March 10, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibition/ alisa-sikelianos-carter/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

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ARTIST’S TALK WITH ALISA SIKELIANOS-CARTER Join SLOMA and the Palm Theatre for an artist’s talk with Alisa Sikelianos-Carter, whose In Space and Splendor exhibition will launch in SLOMA’s Gray Wing. General seating available. Nov. 18, 11 a.m.-noon Free. 805543-8562. sloma.org/artists-talk-alisasikelianos-carter/. Palm Theatre, 817 Palm St, San Luis Obispo. A CHRISTMAS STORY Jean Shepherd’s memoir of growing up in the Midwest in the 1940s follows 9-year-old Ralphie Parker in his quest to get a genuine Red Ryder BB gun under the tree for Christmas. Ralphie pleads his case before his mother, his teacher, and even Santa Claus. Wednesdays-Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. and Saturdays, Sundays, 2-4 p.m. through Dec. 23 $15-$40. 805-786-2440. slorep.org. SLO Rep, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo. CLAY BABY HANDPRINTS Offers a unique experience of pressing your baby’s hand/ foot into clay so parents can cherish this time forever. Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, Sundays $55. anamcre.com/babyhandprints. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. COMEDY NIGHT Professional comedy show featuring local and touring comics. Hosted by Aidan Candelario. Third Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m. $5. 805540-8300. Bang the Drum Brewery, 1150 Laurel Lane, suite 130, San Luis Obispo, bangthedrumbrewery.com. AN EVENING WITH DAVID SEDARIS Known as one of America’s preeminent humor writers, the master of satire returns to SLO with his sardonic wit and incisive social critiques. Nov. 16, 7:30-9 p.m. $35.60$68. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. THE FACULTY SHOW ‘23 A testament to the diverse and collective brilliance of the Cuesta College Fine Arts faculty through a variety of media. A portion of all sales help fund the Fine Arts Access Scholarship, making an arts education more affordable for the next generation of artists. Mondays-Fridays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. through Dec. 8 Free. 805-546-3202. cuesta.edu/ student/campuslife/artgallery/index.html. Harold J. Miossi Gallery, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

IMPROV COMEDY SHOW A spectacularly funny display of fast-paced short-form improv, all made up on the spot for your enjoyment. Nov. 17, 6-8 p.m. my805tix. com. San Luis Obispo Public Market, 3845 S. Higuera St, San Luis Obispo. MUSICAL IMPROV COMEDY SHOW Anyone is welcome to submit their name and get chosen to play a unexpected game from the draw Nov. 16, 6 p.m. my805tix.com/. SLO Wine and Beer Company, 3536 S. Higuera St., suite 250, San Luis Obispo, 805-544-9463. OUTSIDE THE BOX Craftmakers presents Outside the Box, an exhibition of fine craft, including clay masks, encaustics, collages, fabric, sculpture, and more. Craftmakers is an artist group of the Central Coast Artists Collective. Through Nov. 27 Free. 805-7474200. artcentralslo.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. PAINTING AN EVENING MARINA WITH PASTELS WITH JIM TYLER Complete a large, complex painting over the course of 1.5 days. Start with a wet underpainting technique to provide a rich glow. This is an instructor-led class with demonstrations each step of the way. All experience levels welcome. Nov. 17, 2-5:30 p.m. and Nov. 18, 10:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. $140. 805-7482220. artcentralslo.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. PARENT-CHILD POTTERY CLASS Make lasting memories with clay together as a family. For ages 6 and over. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-noon $70. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com. SLO COMEDY UNDERGROUND OPEN MIC NIGHT Enjoy a night of laughs provided by the local SLO Comedy Community. It’s open mic night, so anyone can perform and “you never know what you’ll see.” Tuesdays, 8 p.m. Free. Libertine Brewing Company, 1234 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, 805-548-2337, libertinebrewing.com. WHOSE LIVE ANYWAY? Prepare to laugh until you cry when four of the world’s most masterful improv artists take you on the high wire act of comedic acrobatics. The rapid-fire wit and non-stop jokes will have your sides splitting and begging for mercy, and also begging for more. Nov. ARTS continued page 16


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DIANE ROSE ZINK’S NUTCRACKER Everybody Can DANCE and the Santa Maria Civic Ballet present Diane Rose Zink’s Nutcracker. Described as a Central Coast Tradition for more than 35 years. Artistic Director Diane Rose Zink has continued to enhance and embellish her production of Tchaikovsky’s glorious ballet over the years. Nov. 25, 7-9:30 p.m. and Nov. 26, 3-5:30 p.m. $20-$25. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter. org/shows/ecdb-smcb-nutcracker/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. ARTISAN’S FAIRE This annual scholarship fundraiser features a wonderful variety of original artwork and handmade goods from local artisans. Also features the popular Artisan Cafe, serving lunch and homemade pie, and a raffle prize. A fun day to start off the holiday season. Nov. 18, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free to the public. 805-3634084. womansclubofarroyogrande.com. Women’s Club of Arroyo Grande, 211 Vernon St., Arroyo Grande. EMBROIDERERS GUILD OF AMERICA The Bishop’s Peak Chapter of the Embroiderer’s Guild of America invites you to attend its monthly meeting. For more information, follow on Facebook or visit the EGA website. Third Saturday of every month, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. through Nov. 18 Free. Grover Beach Community Center, 1230 Trouville Ave., Grover Beach, 805-773-4832. HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA See Scrooge find his Christmas spirit and enjoy other tales during the Melodrama’s annual holiday production. Nov. 17-Dec. 31 Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano. HOLIDAY MARKET Come to the Avila Bay Club and Spa for an open event of local artists, special gifts, handcrafted delights, and much more. If you are interested in being a vendor, contact ahna@ avilabayclub.com. Nov. 19, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-595-7600. avilabayclub.com. Avila Bay Athletic Club and Spa, 6699 Bay Laurel Place, Avila Beach. TRILOGY CLAY BUDDIES ANNUAL HOLIDAY POTTERY SALE A great opportunity to find that one-of-a-kind gift. Items include functional ware, garden art, home decor, and more. Also includes beautifully decorated bake goods by members of the Trilogy Service Club. Nov. 26, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Trilogy at Monarch Dunes, 1640 Trilogy Pkwy, Nipomo. SANTA YNEZ VALLEY

THE MAGICAL WORLD OF EYVIND EARLE Eyvind Earle (1916-2000), an internationally acclaimed artist who helped revolutionize film animation with his work on Disney classics, is being honored with this exhibition. Nov. 25-Jan. 15 Elverhoj Museum of History and Art, 1624 Elverhoy Way, Solvang, 805-686-1211, elverhoj.org.

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1,000 TREE PLANTING FOR GREENSPACE: THE CAMBRIA LAND TRUST Grab your shovels, gloves, and boots to help this rehabilitation/ reforestation project with State Parks. Nov. 18, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805-927-2866. greenspacecambria.org. Hearst San Simeon State Park, 500 San Simeon Creek Road, San Simeon. ENJOY AXE THROWING Enjoy the art of axe throwing in a safe and fun environment. Kids ages 10 and older are welcome with an adult. No personal axes please. Fridays, 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. and Saturdays, 12-6 p.m. $20. 805-528-4880. baysidemartialarts.com. Bayside Martial Arts, 1200 2nd St., Los Osos. MORRO BAY MIXED MARTIAL ARTS Disciplines include advanced athletic performance fitness training, Thai kickboxing, and more. Beginners to advanced students welcome. Day and evening classes offered. Mondays-Saturdays, 8 a.m.-6 p.m. Call for more info. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts. com. Morro Bay Martial Arts, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay. NATIVE PLANTS FOR POLLINATORS Los Osos Valley Garden Club hosts Master Gardener and certified California Naturalist Peggy Burhenn as she discusses steps to make your garden more welcoming to pollinators. A member talk on Gardening for Native Bees in Sand will be given by Cindy Roessler beforehand. Nov. 19, 2-4 p.m. Free. lovgardenclub.org. First Baptist Church of Los Osos, 1900 Los Osos Valley Road, Los Osos, 805-528-3066. SECOND ANNIVERSARY SALE Offering 23 percent off everything in the store, a big gift basket prize for the 23rd customer, and a chance at an additional 23 individual raffle prizes. Free hot tea and samples all day. Nov. 25, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-3959323. plantaeandfungi.com. Plantae and Fungi, 750 Sheffield St., Cambria. SHAMANIC MORNING RITUALS ON THE BEACH Guided by Dawn Feuerberg, certified classical ashtanga yoga teacher, classical tantra meditation instructor and founder of Aurora Adventures, LLC, a wellness inspired travel company. Nov. 17, 8:30-9:30 a.m. my805tix.com. Beach Access Parking Lot, 102 Atascadero Road, Morro Bay. SOCRATES: DISCUSSION GROUP Group members present interesting and thought provoking topics of all sorts. Topics are selected in advance and moderated by volunteers. Vaccinations are necessary. Enter through wooden gate to garden area. Wednesdays, 10 a.m. 805-528-7111. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay, coalescebookstore.com/.

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Art Central in San Luis Obispo hosts a two-day painting workshop with local artist Jim Tyler, with sessions on Friday, Nov. 17, from 2 to 5:30 p.m., and Saturday, Nov. 18, from 10:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Attendees of the series will complete their own pastel paintings of a marina setting. Admission is $140. Visit artcentralslo.com for more info. The venue is located at 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. —C.W. China. Learn with certified instructor Devin Wallace. Call first. Thursdays, 10-11 a.m. $10. 805-709-2227. Hardie Park, Ash Ave. and B St., Cayucos. TAI CHI AND QI GONG: ZEN IN MOTION Small group classes with 2019 Tai Chi Instructor of the Year. Call for time and days. Learn the Shaolin Water Style and 5 Animals Qi Gong. Beginners welcomed. Mondays, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Call for price details. 805-7017397. charvetmartialarts.com. Morro Bay Martial Arts, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay. WEEKLY QIGONG PRACTICE AT FITNESSWORKS MORRO BAY Calm your mind and nourish your joints with a weekly Qigong practice led by Mike Raynor of Tai Chi Rejuvenation. The practice is rooted in Qigong fundamentals, and standing/ moving meditations. Forms include: Eight Brocades, Five Elements, Shibashi 18, and Tai chi 24. Saturdays, 10:45-11:45 a.m. Members free; non-members $8-$10. 805-772-7466. fitnessworksmb.com. FitnessWorks, 500 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay. NORTH SLO COUNTY

18TH ANNUAL PRHS BEARCAT WRESTLING TURKEY TROT AND FAMILY FUN RUN Benefits go to the PRHS Wrestling Team and the local food bank. First place medals awarded in different categories. T-shirts for first 100 participants. Registration starts at 7 a.m. Race happens rain or shine. Nov. 23, 8 a.m. raceroster.com. Food 4 Less (Paso Robles), Creston Road, Paso Robles. CHRISTMAS AT THE RANCH Features the enchanting Pacific Coast Railroad’s Jingle Bell Express. Visit Santa’s barn to sip hot chocolate and sit with Santa. Be spellbound by a magic show with Andy Morris. Nov. 24-Dec. 17 my805tix.com. Santa Margarita Ranch, 9000 Yerba Buena Ave, Santa Margarita.

MAKERS MARKETPLACE Vendors will be on the patio and in the mercantile. Limited spaces available for vendors that have been approved by the events manager. Nov. 18, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. and Nov. 25, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. my805tix.com. Templeton Mercantile Club Car Bar, 508 S. Main St., Templeton. NAR-ANON: FRIDAY MEETINGS A meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805441-2164. North County Connection, 8600 Atascadero Ave., Atascadero. NORTH COUNTY TURKEY TROT: RUN, GOBBLE, NAP Check-in for 5K fun run/ walk at 8:30 a.m. Prizes for runners and best turkey costumes. Pets welcome. Proceeds benefit ECHO Shelter. Nov. 23, 8:30 a.m. $20 suggested donation. echoshelter.org/turkey-trot. Pavilion on the Lake, 9315 Pismo Ave., Atascadero. SACRED SPIRIT DOLL MAKING Utilizing ritual and ceremony, experience a personal journey within to express and manifest love and light through doll making. Make and take home a very personal and empowering treasure. Nov. 19, 12-3 p.m. $99. 805-464-2175. greenomenapothecary. com/events-workshops. The Green Omen Apothecary and Tea Lounge, 6280 Palma Ave., Atascadero. SANTA LUCIA ROCKHOUNDS MEETING Bring your favorite rock, gem, crystal, fossil, etc., to show the rest of the club. Third Monday of every month, 7 p.m. slrockhounds.org/. Templeton Community Center, 601 S. Main St., Templeton.

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ADULT AERIAL SILKS Adults can join for four weeks of climbs, wraps, stretches, drops, and flying fun in an instructed class that moves at your own pace. Perfect for all levels. For ages 18 and over. Thursdays, 6:15-7:15 p.m. through Nov. 30 $60. 805547-1496. performanceathleticsslo.com/ more. Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. BIRDS AND BOTANY MONTHLY WALK AT SLO BOTANICAL GARDEN The Garden is excited to present a monthly bird walk series on the fourth Thursday of every month which explores the intersection of birds and botany. Fourth Thursday of every month, 8-11 a.m. $10 for Garden Members; $40 for general public. 805-541-1400. slobg. org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo. CENTRAL COAST AVIATORS IN WORLD WAR II Jim Gregory will be talking about Central Coast Aviators in World War II. During World War II, thousands of volunteer combat aviators trained at places like Cal Poly in San Luis Obispo and Hancock Field in Santa Maria. Nov. 19, 12-1:30 p.m. Free. eaa170.touringmachine. com. SLO EAA Club, 4349 Old Santa Fe Rd, Hangar 49, San Luis Obispo, 805-555-1212. COMPLIMENTARY SHOWERS WITH SHOWER THE PEOPLE After a short hiatus, the San Luis Obispo Library will once again be partnering with local non-profit organization, Shower the People. The shower trailer will be located between the library and parking structure. Toiletries provided. Sundays, 1-3 p.m. Free. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo. DANCE CLUB: A RITUALIZED DANCE WORKOUT FOR ADULTS A ritual dance workout, incorporating the latest choreographies and hottest music with celebratory motivation to kick start your morning. All levels are welcomed. Learn new dance moves, make new friends, and get a jumpstart on your upcoming resolutions to have more fun and be healthy. Nov. 18, 9-10 a.m. $18. 805-3055609. christiana-marie.com/dance-clubdance-fitness. Dance Club SLO, 3422 Miguelito Ct., studio 3, San Luis Obispo. FELINE NETWORK: ADOPT A KITTEN EVENT Come see some beautiful cats and kittens for adoption and bring home a

GYM JAM CLINIC Enjoy two hours of progressive gymnastics skill training on bars, beam, floor, trampoline, plus obstacle courses and more. All levels welcome; no experience necessary For ages 5-17. Nov. 18, 1-3 p.m. $25 for first child; $10 per additional sibling. 805547-1496. performanceathleticsslo.com. Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. HARVEST GYMNASTICS CAMP Described as the perfect way to regroup before the holidays start. Take a deep breath (or get in some last-minute shopping) while your child will enjoy hours of gymnastics fun. For ages 4-13; all levels. Custom scheduling available. Nov. 20, 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m., Nov. 21, 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and Nov. 22, 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. $40-$135 (depending on what you choose). 805547-1496. performanceathleticsslo.com/ camps. Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. KIDS’ PARTY PARADISE: TURKEY TROT Want 4.5 child-free hours on a Saturday night? Drop your kids off at Kids’ Party Paradise. They’ll have a blast with pizza, a movie, and themed gymnastics fun while you get an evening off. For ages 4-13; no gymnastics experience necessary. Nov. 18, 5-9:30 p.m. $50-$70. 805-5471496. performanceathleticsslo.com. Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. MINDFULNESS AND MEDITATION (ONLINE MEETING) Zoom series hosted by TMHA. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-noon Transitions Mental Health Warehouse, 784 High Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-270-3346. THE MONDAY CLUB SLO LIVING HISTORY TOURS Enter the iconic doors of the historic, Julia Morgan-designed clubhouse. Docents will take you back to the 1920s and ‘30s, while viewing the beautiful architecture, murals, and gardens. Nov. 20, 1-4 p.m. TheMondayClubSLO.org. The Monday Club, 1815 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-541-0594. NATURE NIGHTS The SLO Botanical Garden announces its second season of Nature Nights. Visit site for more info on the event as well as tickets. Fridays, Saturdays, 5-8 p.m. through Dec. 31 $27 Adults; $17 Youth (ages 6-17); free for ages 5 and under. 805-541-1400. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo. PLUG-IN TO LOCAL CLIMATE ACTION Get inspired by local action, connect with others, and discover more ways to get CULTURE & LIFESTYLE continued page 17

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involved with the SLO Climate Coalition. Attend virtually or in-person. Sustainable snacks and childcare will be provided. Third Thursday of every month, 6-8 p.m. sloclimatecoalition.org/events/. Ludwick Community Center, 864 Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo. Q YOUTH GROUP (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) This is a social support group for LGBTQ+ and questioning youth between the ages of 11-18. Each week the group explores personal, cultural, and social identity. Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. Free. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. QI GONG FOR MIND, BODY, AND SPIRIT Learn and practice qi gong, a Chinese system for physical, mental and spiritual development. This class is conducted outdoors in a beautiful setting, which is the best place to do qi gong, as its inspiration is drawn from nature. Certified instructor: Devin Wallace. Tuesdays, 10-11 a.m. $10. 805-709-2227. Crows End Retreat Center, 6340 Squire Ct., San Luis Obispo. SIERRA CLUB HISTORIC WALK OF SAN LUIS OBISPO: POST WORLD WAR II REBIRTH Downtown stroll to learn about SLO city life from the mid-40s with its pool halls and soda fountains to its transformation in the ‘70s. Nov. 19, 2-3:30 p.m. Free. 805-549-0355. Corner of Santa Rosa and Pacific, Santa Rosa Street and Pacific Street, San Luis Obispo. SLO FOOD BANK TURKEY TROT (VIRTUAL) Walk, run, or hike on your own or with family and closest friends at a location of your choice. Help raise awareness about hunger in SLO County and funds that provide critical protein and nutrition to those in need. Nov. 23 slofoodbank.org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. SLO LEZ B FRIENDS (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) A good core group of friends who gather to discuss topics we love/ care about from movies, outings, music, or being new to the area. We come from all walks of life and most importantly support each other. Transgender and Nonbinary folks welcome. Third Friday of every month, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. sloqueer.groups. io/g/lezbfriends. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. SLO RETIRED ACTIVE MEN MONTHLY GET-TOGETHERS SLO RAMs is a group of retirees that get together just for the fun, fellowship, and to enjoy programs which enhance the enjoyment, dignity, and independence of retirement. Third Tuesday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $31 luncheon. retiredactivemen.org/. Madonna Inn Garden Room, 100 Madonna Road, San Luis Obispo. SLOCO’S GIFTING TREE For every gift certificate purchased at SLOCO through end of December, the venue will donate to WeForest and plant a tree in your name, a gift that keeps on giving. Help the host reach its goal of planting 300 trees by the end of the year. Mondays-Sundays. through Dec. 31 Donations support WeForest. 805-439-2515. slocohealth. com. SLOCO Health + Wellness, 1957 Santa Barbara Ave., San Luis Obispo. TEEN MENTAL HEALTH SUPPORT GROUP Learn more about mental health and coping skills to help you through your journey towards wellness and recovery. Thursdays, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. 805-5406576. t-mha.org. Hope House Wellness Center, 1306 Nipomo St., San Luis Obispo.

NOVEMBER 16 - NOVEMBER 26, 2023 fundraise with your flock and amplify your impact. Nov. 23, 8:30 a.m. slofoodbank. org. Pismo Beach Pier, West end of Pomeroy, Pismo Beach. POINT SAN LUIS LIGHTHOUSE TOURS A docent-led tour of the buildings and grounds of the historic Point San Luis Light Station. Check website for more details. Wednesdays, Saturdays pointsanluislighthouse.org/. Point San Luis Lighthouse, 1 Lighthouse Rd., Avila Beach. SANTA’S HOURS AT HERITAGE GARDENS Enjoy visits with Santa Claus during this holiday festivity at the Historical Society’s Heritage House and Gardens. Saturdays, Sundays, 1-4 p.m. through Dec. 21 christmasagvillage.com/home. Heritage House and Gardens, 126 South Mason, Arroyo Grande. WOMEN MAKING WAVES HIKE An opportunity to connect with like-minded, passionate women who are here to lift one another up as we navigate life, work, family, (fill in the blank). Nov. 18, 9 a.m. my805tix.com. Pismo Preserve, Mattie Road, Pismo Beach.

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COMMUNITY FREE THANKSGIVING DINNER All are welcome and no reservations needed. There will be no sitdown dinner as in the past. Only drive-up or walk-up. Nov. 23, 1-3 p.m. morrobay. org. Morro Bay Community Center, 1001 Kennedy Way, Morro Bay, 772-6278. MORRO BAY MAIN STREET FARMERS MARKET Get fresh and veggies, fruit, baked goods, sweets, and handmade artisan crafts. Come have some fun with your local farmers and artisans and enjoy delicious eats while enjoying the fresh breeze of Morro Bay. Saturdays, 2:30-5:30 p.m. through May 31 Varies. 805-824-7383. morrobayfarmersmarket.com. Morro Bay Main Street Farmers Market, Main Street and Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay. THANKSGIVING AT THE LODGE Give thanks and celebrate. Join Cambria Pines Lodge for an endless all-you-can-eat buffet of all your Thanksgiving favorites in the venue’s beautiful garden dining area. The buffet menu features items like turkey, prime rib, ham, shrimp cocktail, fresh fruit, green salad, veggies, and more. Nov. 23, 12:30-7:30 p.m. $34.95-$69.95. 800-9666490. cambriapineslodge.com. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria. NORTH SLO COUNTY

CLUB CAR BAR TRIVIA WITH DR. RICKY Teams of 1 to 6 people welcome. Visit site for more info. Wednesdays, 7-10 p.m.

my805tix.com. Club Car Bar, 508 S. Main Street, Templeton, 805-400-4542. MEET THE MAKERS NIGHT: CATHEDRAL MEZCAL Come meet the makers and co-founders of Catedral Mezcal. Features a raffle, cocktail specials, and more. Nov. 20, 5-8 p.m. my805tix.com/. Templeton Mercantile Club Car Bar, 508 S. Main St., Templeton.

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PAINT AND SIP Join one of the artists of ArtSocial805 for a Friday night paint and sip experience at Cass Winery. Nov. 17, 7-9 p.m. $55-$75. 805-239-1730. artsocial805. com. Cass Winery and Vineyard, 7350 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

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SIP N’ SKETCH A vibrant Sip n’ Sketch featuring a unique floral arrangement created by local artist Barbro Bond. Bring your own supplies or borrow some. Nov. 18, 6-9 p.m. $20. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles. TACO TUESDAYS La Parilla Taqueria will be in the courtyard serving up their delicious tacos and tostadas. Menu typically includes barbacoa, chicken, and pastor tacos, as well as shrimp ceviche tostadas. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. 805-4606042. ancientowlbeergarden.com. Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero. TASTE OF TIN CITY WALKING TOUR Enjoy the first ever walking tour of Tin City – an industrial area just outside of downtown Paso Robles – that is home to a community of innovative and passionate producers of high-quality wines, spirits, beer, and more. Saturdays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. $125. 805-400-3141. toasttours.com/tour/ tin-city-walking-tour/. Toast Tours, 1722 Stillwater Ct, Paso Robles.

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WINES ON MAIN PAINT AND SIP Join ArtSocial805 at Wines-on-Main in Templeton and enjoy painting “The Fall Gnomes,” with some liquid inspiration. Nov. 18, 4-6 p.m. $55. 805-400-9107. artsocial805.com. Wines on Main, 624 Main Street, suite 101, Templeton. SAN LUIS OBISPO

DOWNTOWN SLO FARMERS MARKET Thursdays, 6-9 p.m. Downtown SLO, Multiple locations, San Luis Obispo. HOPPY HOUR (SELECT FRIDAYS) Visit some of the best craft beverage locations in San Luis Obispo. Tours start at The Hub on selected Fridays. Check site for full schedule and tickets. Fridays, 3-7 p.m. through Jan. 26 behoppytours.com/. The Hub, 1701 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. SLO FARMERS MARKET Hosts more than 60 vendors. Saturdays, 8-10:45 a.m. World Market Parking Lot, 325 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo. THANKSGIVING AT LUNA RED Enjoy a three-course, chef-prepared, prix-fixe on FOOD & DRINK continued page 18

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AVILA BEACH TURKEY TROT To raise awareness about hunger in SLO County and funds that provide critical protein and nutrition to those in need. Create a team to fundraise with your flock and amplify your impact. Nov. 23, 8:30 a.m. slofoodbank. org. Avila Beach Promenade, 404 Front St., Avila Beach. BEGINNER GROUP SURF LESSONS AND SURF CAMPS Lessons and camp packages available daily. All equipment included. ongoing Starts at $70. 805-835-7873. sandbarsurf.com/. Sandbar Surf School Meetup Spot, 110 Park Ave., Pismo Beach. PISMO BEACH TURKEY TROT To raise awareness about hunger in SLO County and funds that provide critical protein and nutrition to those in need. Create a team to

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Thanksgiving Day. Let the venue handle the preparations and enjoy an stress-free meal with loved ones. Nov. 23, 1-9 p.m. $55-$60. 805-540-5243. lunaredslo.com. Luna Red, 1023 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo. THANKSGIVING SERVICE AT FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST, SCIENTIST A festive and inspiring service including readings from The Bible and Science and Health with Key to the Scriptures by Mary Baker Eddy, hymns, the President’s Thanksgiving Proclamation, and group sharing of gratitude and healings. Child care provided. Online service at website. Nov. 23, 10-11 a.m. Free. 805-543-5853. ChristianScienceSLO. org. First Church of Christ, Scientist, 1326 Garden St., San Luis Obispo.

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BLUES AGENDA JAM AND SHOWCASE A rockin’ blues dance party at Niffy’s Merrimaker every first, third, and now fifth Wednesdays. The Blues Asylum house band welcomes local, visiting, and newcomers to the blues groove. Spirits, beer, and wine, with outside food welcome. Every other Wednesday, 7-10 p.m. Free. 805-235-5223. The Merrimaker Tavern, 1301 2nd Street, Los Osos.

NOVEMBER 16 - NOVEMBER 26, 2023 SINGING HANDS CHILDREN’S CHOIR A unique performing arts group that performs across the state for deaf festivals, service organizations, churches, fairs, and other outlets. New members always welcome. Registration open weekly. Mondays, 5-6:30 p.m. $45 tuition per month. singinghandschildrenschoir.com/. Singing Hands Children’s Choir and Performing Arts, 1413 Riverside Ave., Paso Robles. WILL BREMAN LIVE Sip on a crafted cocktail whilst listening to Santa Barbarabased singer/songwriter Will Breman. Nov. 24, 5-7 p.m. my805tix.com/. Pony Club Wine Bar, 1021 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-226-9995. SAN LUIS OBISPO

ALL AGES OPEN MIC NIGHT Tuesdays, 6-9 p.m. Liquid Gravity, 675 Clarion Court, San Luis Obispo.

composers Arvo Pärt, W. A. Mozart, by 100-voice choir with full orchestra. Nov. 19, 3-5 p.m. $10-$60. 805-538-3311. slomasterchorale.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. SLO MASTER CHORALE PRESENTS BEYOND THE NOTES: “DEFINING GENIUS: PÄRT AND MOZART” What makes a musical genius? Learn how a combination of traditional elements combined with innovative techniques and imagination have produced two extraordinary and impactful works of sacred music that speak beyond their Christian heritage to larger issues of human spirituality. Nov. 19, 1:15-2 p.m. Free. 805-538-3311. slomasterchorale. org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

BEYOND THE NOTES: ENRICHMENT THROUGH MUSIC AND COMMUNITY Very limited tickets are available for this educational presentation. Please RSVP to reserve your space. Nov. 18, 5-7 p.m. my805tix.com. The Bunker SLO, 810 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo.

SQUARE DANCE 12-WEEK CLASS Learn to square dance. Wide variety of music. No dress code and no dance experience needed. Every Thursday, Thanksgiving excluded. No partner needed; couples are welcome. Thursdays, 7-9 p.m. through Nov. 30 $70 per person for full program. 805-7817300. squaredancecentralcoast/classes. SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

BGA’S ANNUAL SWAP MEET 2023 Calling all musicians and event professionals. Find deals on all the equipment you’ve been needing. Buy, sell, or trade your way or reserve a booth to make some extra cash from the extra gear you’re

SUNDAY MUSIC AT RAGTAG WINE CO. Enjoy live music by local favorites. Wine available by the flight, glass, or bottle. Sundays, 4-7 p.m. Ragtag Wine Co., 779 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-4390774, ragtagwineco.com.

FREE MAMBO LESSON AND DANCE Learn the basics of mambo, then dance to a variety of pre-recorded music. Get ready to waltz, foxtrot, swing, rumba, tango, mambo, and more. Nov. 17, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-7092477. Morro Bay Community Center, 1001 Kennedy Way, Morro Bay, morro-bay.ca.us. THE FRENCH CASSETTES With Juniper Honey. Nov. 16 The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-225-1312, thesirenmorrobay.com/. LISTENING AS RITUAL Group listening sessions with musician/musicologist Ben Gerstein. Explore remarkable recordings of world music, nature field recording, western classical and contemporary, and jazz, sharing and discussing inspiration and perspectives on the expressive power of peoples, cultures, animals and habitats through sonic experience. Every other Monday, 7-8:15 p.m. $10-$15 donation. 805305-1229. leftcoastartstudio.com/. Left Coast Art Studio, 1188 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos. NORTH SLO COUNTY

BARREL ROOM CONCERT: CARBON CITY LIGHTS Enjoy the views of the hilltop vineyard and live music from Carbon City Lights. Nov. 19, 4-6 p.m. my805tix.com. Cass Winery and Vineyard, 7350 Linne Rd., Paso Robles. EMILY SMITH LIVE Sip on a crafted cocktail whilst listening to Emily Smith. Nov. 18, 5-7 p.m. my805tix.com. Pony Club Wine Bar, 1021 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-226-9995. FRIDAY NIGHT DJ Weekly DJ series, with a different DJ every Friday. Presented by friends at Traffic Record store in Atascadero. Come listen, dance, drink, and unwind every Friday. All ages event; no cover charge. Fridays, 7-10 p.m. 805-460-6042. ancientowlbeergarden. com. Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero. JOLON STATION BAND VARIETY SHOW Come join Jolon Station Band every Thursday night in downtown Atascadero for a night of comedy, musical guests, prize wheels, and more. Thursdays, 8-10 p.m. $5 at the door. Raconteur Room, 5840 Traffic Way, Atascadero, 805-464-2584. KARAOKE NIGHT Food and drink available for purchase. Last Saturday of every month, 8 p.m. Free admission. my805tix. com. Club Car Bar, 508 S. Main Street, Templeton, 805-400-4542. LOREN RADIS LIVE Sip on a crafted cocktail whilst listening to Loren Radis. Nov. 16, 5-7 p.m. my805tix.com/. Pony Club Wine Bar, 1021 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-226-9995. MAX MACLAURY LIVE All ages welcome. Nov. 18, 7-10 p.m. my805tix.com. Templeton Mercantile Club Car Bar, 508 S. Main St., Templeton. MICHAEL CAMPBELL LIVE Sip on a crafted cocktail whilst listening to Michael Campbell. Nov. 17, 5 p.m. and Nov. 25, 5 p.m. my805tix.com/. Pony Club Wine Bar, 1021 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-226-9995.

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Prolific pastelist Anne Laddon will lead the Pumpkins in Pastel class at Studios on the Park in Paso Robles on Friday, Nov. 17, from 5 to 8 p.m. Participants will walk away from the workshop with their own completed painting. Admission is $30, or $50 for two. All materials will be provided. Visit studiosonthepark.org for more info. The gallery is located at 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles. —C.W. planning on upgrading. Nov. 18, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. my805tix.com. Bill Gaines Audio, 840 Capitolio, A, San Luis Obispo. CAL POLY FALL JAZZ CONCERT Known to the world as America’s original art form, jazz has several subgenres which will be showcased at this concert by student musicians from a variety of majors. Nov. 17 $20 general; $10 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/jazz/. Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo. LIVE MUSIC AT LIQUID GRAVITY Check social media and calendar for weekly updates. Fridays, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 2-5 p.m. Liquid Gravity, 675 Clarion Court, San Luis Obispo. LIVE MUSIC AT RAGTAG WINE CO. Enjoy live music by local favorites. Wine available by the flight, glass, or bottle. Thursdays-Saturdays, 6-9 p.m. Ragtag Wine Co., 779 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-439-0774, ragtagwineco.com. LIVE MUSIC FROM GUITAR WIZ BILLY FOPPIANO AND MAD DOG Join “Guitar Wiz” Billy Foppiano and his trusty side kick Mad Dog for a mix of blues, R&B, and more. Saturdays, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. 805-544-2100. Bon Temps Creole Cafe, 1819 Osos Street, San Luis Obispo, bontempscreolecafe.com/index.htm. SAN LUIS OBISPO MASTER CHORALE PRESENTS “CHANTS ENCOUNTER” A performance including pieces from

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LEONID & FRIENDS Capturing the spirit, musicality, and fire of American supergroup Chicago, Leonid & Friends replicates the band’s complex arrangements amazingly note for note. Comprised of 11 of the finest musicians in Russia, Ukraine, Moldova, and Belarus, this remarkable group has performed multiple sold-out U.S. tours. Nov. 19, 7-10 p.m. $36-$75. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/ shows/leonid-and-friends/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. THREE MARTINI LUNCH AND THE JAZZ ALLEY REVIEW: PRESENTED BY BASIN STREET REGULARS Enjoy some “Hot Swingin’ Jazz” at the Basin Street Regulars’ Sunday afternoon concert. Food and drinks will be sold. Nov. 19, 12-4 p.m. Free; donations appreciated. 805-937-2419. my805tix.com. Rib Line, 359 W Grand Ave, suite B, Grover Beach. ∆

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love a parade, the tramping of feet, I love every beat I hear of a drum. I love a parade, when I hear a band, I just want to stand and cheer as they come.” If you love a parade, you’ll get a chance to line the streets of downtown San Luis Obispo with your friends and neighbors on Friday, Dec. 1, for the 47th annual Holiday Parade, which is expected to feature nearly 90 decorated floats, marching bands, vehicles, dancers, and more. This year’s theme is “Out of This World!” You can also sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what you want for Christmas, and you can memorialize the moment with three paid photo options: take your own, a printed souvenir photo, or a combination of both. Santa House opens Nov. 24, and at noon, the jolly old man will ride in on a fire truck accompanied by a SLO County Band performance. Your last chance to see Santa will be Dec. 24. Find operating hours for his house on the downtownslo.com website, where you can also sign up as a volunteer elf and spread some holiday cheer. There’ll also be loads of family fun in Mission Plaza: an old-fashioned carousel, a lighted 20-foot Christmas tree, animated light displays, and a music-synched light show. It’s going to be merry as “deck the halls with boughs of holly,” people. New Times spoke to Rachel Lackmann, marketing and communications manager at Downtown SLO, for more details. New Times: The parade has been a mainstay of SLO’s holiday celebrations since 1976. Has it ever been canceled? Rained on? If so, did that affect attendance? Rachel Lackmann: To my knowledge, the only year we went without a parade was 2020, due to the COVID-19 pandemic. Our parade is a rain-or-shine event—and last year was a drizzly one. It didn’t seem to drastically affect attendance, but there were more umbrellas in the crowd than usual. NT: When were other features added such as the holiday tree, carousel, and Santa’s House? RL: Santa’s House has been a tradition for decades, as well as the tree and carousel. In 2021, we expanded the lights and sights in the

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NT: I’m sure you’re aware of the general anger over downtown parking rates. Is Downtown SLO concerned parking rates might affect attendance to the parade or any of the other planned downtown activities? RL: Per the [Nov. 7 City] Council meeting, parking will be free on the night of the parade from 6 to 9 p.m. both on-street and in the garages. We encourage the community to be mindful that roads will close at 4 p.m. on Dec. 1, and to visit downtownslo.com/ parade to view the map of road closures. NT: Do you have any suggestions for alternate ways to get downtown without driving and parking? RL: On parade night, we strongly encourage carpooling and biking. Free bike valet will be located along the parade route, provided by Bike SLO County. NT: OK, be honest—does all this added holiday work ruin Christmas for you? RL: Not at all! The Holiday Parade is probably my favorite part of the holidays— it’s always a blast.

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or some, immersing oneself in the holiday spirit involves volunteering time to be with elderly residents who might need a helpful hand to hold, and at least two San Luis Obispo County organizations are making that possible. Senior Angels of the Central Coast, run by local resident Angelita Miranda, and Be a Santa to a Senior by Home Instead are looking for volunteers to help shine a festive light for the elderly who might feel lonely during the holiday season. “The senior population are kind of hidden away, they don’t leave their homes, and they’ve worked their whole life, and it’s important to give back to them,” Miranda said. “What they have is what they have; they’re on a limited income, and they don’t qualify for a lot of the services because they have an income coming in, but that income isn’t enough to survive.” Senior Angels of the Central Coast works to help struggling seniors within the community, and during the holiday season, the organization runs a senior wish program DONATING HOLIDAY SPIRIT After the local office of Home Instead receives gifts from granting wishes to seniors who are in care community members to help the elderly, volunteers wrap and deliver them before Christmas Day. centers, she said. Miranda said that seniors fill out a card manpower, womanpower, and they/them generic things such as shaving cream and and provide information about themselves, power that we can get.” razors. Just a lot of things that people want such as their name, age, gender, and a short Miranda echoed this, saying that just and things that keep you warm,” said Matt wish list of things they would like to receive. having people she can rely on to help set up, Galbraith with the San Luis Obispo Home The senior living care homes they reside in clean, deliver gifts, or just be around to show Instead office. then give those cards to Miranda, who in turn support is what makes all the difference. Galbraith said after going shopping, looks for volunteers to help sponsor the gifts. “We’re having a holiday party this year for community members can return to the “I have a sign-up online, and [community business they picked the ornament from and senior citizens, and I’ll need volunteers to members] can actually go through seniors’ help set up and take down [decorations] to give their gifts to staff to hold until Home wish lists, pick ones they like, and drop make it special for seniors,” she said. Instead can pick them up. the gift off at a facility,” she said. “At some Galbraith said that if they receive more For those who aren’t able to donate but facilities, they allow visitors, so then you can gifts than they can give this season, those still want to be involved, Galbraith said actually sit with and visit them while you items will still get donated throughout the simply writing a nice note on a homemade give them your gift.” year to elderly seniors in need. card to a senior citizen can bring them Be a Santa to a Senior also provides “If we have gifts left over, we’re going to happiness, or volunteering a few hours can gifts to the elderly by working with local donate those [items] to People’s Self-Help help make a difference as well. businesses to set up trees [Housing] and Meals on Wheels,” he said. “We’re taking volunteers with paper ornaments on Miranda added that Senior Angels decided for our wrapping party, and it’s them. Those ornaments that any extra donations will get provided to pretty fun stuff ,” Daniel Robles Give a little contain gift ideas, such as short-term care patients and others in need. of San Luis Obispo Home For more information on “This year, I’m going to do something a hygiene essentials, which Instead said. “We basically volunteering for Senior Angels little different and donate some gifts to the community members can empty everything into different of the Central Coast, visit seniorangelsofthecentralcoast.org. homeless senior population,” she said. ✦ shop for. categories like blankets and To help out at Be a Santa “We kind of come up clothing and then we use the to a Senior, check out Reach Staff Writer Samantha Herrera at with a list of things, and [ornaments] to give to seniors beasantatoasenior.com. sherrera@newtimesslo.com. the [ornaments] ask for in need. So, that will take all the

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one there, as cheesy as that sounds,” she said. “It’s become my grind time to just be myself and study.” In-state students like Sacramento-area raised Andy Sherar, now a Cal Poly alumnus who lives in San Luis Obispo, went through a similar experience and learned to embrace the tranquility and friends he made while in town for the holidays. “I honestly kind of loved it,” Sherar said with a laugh. “I spent every Thanksgiving here, and it made it special, especially when I was spending it with people who came to the same conclusion about it as me.” One of the bigger conclusions he and his peers from out of the area drew was how they

could break traditional holiday expectations and establish their own. “It gave me the perspective of, wow these are people that I’m not necessarily having to be around as opposed to the traditional Thanksgiving—not that I mind being around my family—and that choice of being around friends is very nice,” Sherar said. “It allowed us to do a ton of different things.” Some of those new choices included hand-rolling sushi for Thanksgiving dinner. Another was making mulled wine over the stovetop. These experiences were with different people each year depending on who was new to the group or who stayed behind that season. “The common factor at all of these was the people out of state, and in the state, that

really couldn’t go home due to travel costs,” Sherar said. “Especially when you have Christmas around the corner, most people had to opt for that.” He and Asif both encourage those who are in the same boat to use being stranded in SLO as an opportunity to try new things. “You can look at it as, ‘It sucks, I’m not with my family,’ and the isolating feelings that follow, but there is not going to be many times in SLO for students to experience the city for what it is and see the places they might never see,” Asif said. “Take advantage of this time because this is where the memories that last a lifetime are made.” ✦ Reach Staff Writer Adrian Vincent Rosas at arosas@newtimesslo.com.

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Christmas in Hawaii, an upcoming concert from ukulele maestro Jake Shimabukuro, will be held at the Performing Arts Center (PAC) in San Luis Obispo on Dec. 19, from 7:30 to 9 p.m. Admission to the event, presented by Cal Poly Arts, ranges from $34 to $56. Visit calpolyarts.org to find out more. The PAC is located at 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. —Caleb Wiseblood

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NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY CAROLING COPS Listen for the sirens and music and be on the lookout for Police employees and members of the community as they join Santa on the Trolley and drive all the streets in Morro Bay handing gifts to kids. Each night a different section of town is targeted. Dec. 4-6, 5-9 p.m. morrobay.org. Embarcadero Morro Bay, 714 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. CHRISTMAS IN CAYUCOS OPEN HOUSE A fun and festive Downtown Cayucos tradition of evening shopping, dining, and merriment along Ocean Ave. Local businesses stay open late to host visitors. The Cayucos Lioness Club will be providing refreshments. Dec. 9, 5-8 p.m. cayucoschamber.com/ christmas-in-cayucos. Cayucos, N. Ocean Ave. and D St., Cayucos. DISCOVER GIFTS OF WHIMSY AND WONDER THIS HOLIDAY SEASON Enjoy Larry Le Brane’s Holiday art and gifts at Costa Gallery in November and December. Explore drawings, paintings, sculpture and functional fused glass, along with work by 20 West Coast artists. They wrap and ship gifts, too. Stop by for seasonal treats and surprises. Thursdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. through Dec. 30 Free admission. 559-799-9632. facebook.com/costagallery. Costa Gallery, 2087 10th St., Los Osos. GIFTY UNDER FIFTY ALL YEAR ROUND Costa Gallery is gearing up for the holiday season. Check out a seasonal collection of art. Thursdays-Sundays. through Dec. 31 Costa Gallery, 2087 10th St., Los Osos, 559-799-9632. SLO CAL OPEN AT MORRO BAY Visit site to find out more about this World Surf League event. Dec. 4-10 worldsurfleague.com/. Morro Rock, Coleman Drive, Morro Bay. NORTH SLO COUNTY CHRISTMAS AT THE RANCH Features the enchanting Pacific Coast Railroad’s Jingle Bell Express. Visit Santa’s barn to sip hot chocolate and sit with Santa. Be spellbound by a magic show with Andy Morris. Nov. 24-Dec. 17 my805tix.com. Santa Margarita Ranch, 9000 Yerba Buena Ave, Santa Margarita.

COWGIRL CHRISTMAS A country Christmas boutique. With more than 200 booths in one location. Nov. 24, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. and Nov. 25, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. my805tix.com. Paso Robles Event Center, 2198 Riverside Ave., Paso Robles. HAVE A GLASS OF CHEER WITH A TRIO OF PINOT NOIRS For any and all of your Holiday festivities, enjoy a glass at Windward Vineyard during the Pinot-Trio Sale. Discounts on every purchase of three bottles of award-winning pinot noir. Dec. 1-24, 10:30 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-2392565. windwardvineyard.com. Windward Vineyard, 1380 Live Oak Rd., Paso Robles. HOLIDAY AT THE FARMSTEAD Celebrate the season with tons of holiday fun, including opportunities for a holiday photo moment, to decorate sugar cookies, enjoy a “sleigh ride,” sip on wine, and more. Dec. 2, 3-6 p.m. Free. 805-434-5607. onxwines.com/events/ holiday-at-the-farmsteads/. ONX Estate Vineyard, 1200 Paseo Excelsus, Templeton. HOLIDAY MAGIC AT THE ZOO The zookeepers have stepped in as Santa’s elves this year. Santa will be at the zoo too. Dec. 16, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Charles Paddock Zoo, 9100 Morro Rd., Atascadero. HOLIDAY OPEN HOUSE AT ATELIER 708 The venue is so thankful for the support of collectors, students, and friends. “You’re the ones who make it possible for us to continue creating.” See art by Janice Pluma, Kim Snyder, David Butz, and Stephanie Wilbanks. Dec. 2, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Atelier 708, 708-D Paso Robles St., Paso Robles, 805-423-8939. HOLIDAY SIP N’ SKETCH Enjoy a holly jolly holiday-inspired Sip n’ Sketch. Bring your own supplies or borrow some at the venue and sketch or paint alongside Studios artists while sipping wine selected from a library collection. Dec. 16, 6-9 p.m. $20. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org/ events/december-sip-n-sketch/. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles. LIGHT UP THE DOWNTOWN ATASCADERO Santa and Mrs. Claus will be arriving via an antique Model-A fire truck. Enjoy live music from the Atascadero Fine Arts Academy. Dec. 1, 5:30-8 p.m. Historic City Hall, 6500 Palma Ave., Atascadero. MAKERS MARKETPLACE Vendors will be on the patio and in the mercantile. Limited spaces available for vendors that have

been approved by the events manager. Nov. 18, 10 a.m.-1 p.m., Nov. 25, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and Dec. 16, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. my805tix.com. Templeton Mercantile Club Car Bar, 508 S. Main St., Templeton. MID-STATE FAIR WINTER MARKET Features local crafters and artisans selling handmade and unique items. Find jewelry, apparel, fashion accessories, home décor, health and beauty products, art, antiques, handmade eats, used items, and more. Dec. 8, 12-4 p.m., Dec. 9, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. and Dec. 10, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805-239-0655. midstatefair.com. Paso Robles Event Center, 2198 Riverside Ave., Paso Robles. WINTER WONDERLAND Downtown Atascadero will be transformed into a magical snowy paradise, with more than 75 tons of snow. Features snow pile areas for kids. Dec. 8, 5-9 p.m. Sunken Gardens, 6500 Palma Ave., Atascadero. SAN LUIS OBISPO GOLDEN DECADES HOLIDAY PARTY Celebrate the holidays with a ‘50s-themed party. Jump back in time to poodle skirts, leather jackets, and your favorite music. Seniors ages 55 and up can enjoy a classic ‘50s-themed meal, holiday-themed activities, and a few other surprises. Dec. 7, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Senior Center members: $10; non-members: $15. slocity.org/seniors. SLO Senior Center, 1445 Santa Rosa St., San Luis Obispo, 805-540-9484. HARVESTLY HOLIDAY MARKET Come meet Harvestly vendors, indulge in delicious food, explore an array of shopping opportunities, and discover the wonderful offerings from our local community. All products at the event are also available to order online. Dec. 10, 1-3 p.m. Free entry. 805-457-5818. harvestly.org. San Luis Obispo County Farm Bureau, 4875 Morabito Place, San Luis Obispo. HOPPY HOUR (SELECT FRIDAYS) Visit some of the best craft beverage locations in San Luis Obispo. Tours start at The Hub on selected Fridays. Check site for full schedule and tickets. Fridays, 3-7 p.m. through Jan. 26 behoppytours.com/. The Hub, 1701 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. MAKESHIFT MUSE: BIG HOLIDAY SHOW Features live music, food and treats, workshops, and holiday shopping SPECIAL EVENTS continued page 30

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opportunities. Dec. 9, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Dec. 10, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. themakeshiftmuse. com. Madonna Expo Center, 100 Madonna Road, San Luis Obispo. SLO COMMUNITY HOLIDAY FEAST Enjoy a delicious holiday dinner, live musical entertainment, and winter clothing care packages for unhoused individuals or anyone in need. Volunteers, cooks, and donors are needed to help with this event. Please sign up online. Dec. 25, 2:45-5:30 p.m. Free. 805-594-1999. signupgenius.com. Odd Fellows Hall, 520 Dana St., San Luis Obispo. SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS BUBBLE BASH The second annual sparkling wine and champagne festival in Pico Garden. Local purveyors also featured. Dec. 9, 1-4 p.m. exploretock.com. Pico Los Alamos, 458 Bell St., Los Alamos. CHRISTMAS IN THE COUNTRY Visitors embark on a magical holiday light drivethrough experience at the Elks Event Center with displays presented by local businesses and families. Fridays, Saturdays. through Dec. 24 elksrec.com. Elks Event Center, 4040 Highway 101, Santa Maria. CHRISTMAS ON THE TRAIL Spend the weekend with 10 wineries along the Foxen Canyon Wine Trail. Passport is your ticket to 20 pours of wine from any of the 10 participating wineries. Dec. 2 and Dec. 3 santamariavalley.com. Foxen Canyon Wine Trail, Foxen Canyon Rd., Santa Maria. LIVE PRO WRESTLING: UNPLUGGED Features “Eye Candy” Richie Slade vs. former Impact Wrestling Superstar and 805 local “Outlandish” Zicky Dice. More wrestlers set to appear as well. Dec. 8, 6:30-9:30 p.m. eventbrite.com. Santa Maria Veterans Memorial Building, 313 West Tunnell Street, Santa Maria. LOMPOC/VANDENBERG FOUNDING DAY AT LA PURISIMA MISSION Held in the historic main church of La Purísima Mission to celebrate the founding of the mission. Dec. 8 explorelompoc.com. La Purisima Mission, 2295 Purisima Mission, Lompoc. SEA-SONS GREETINGS AT CABRILLO HIGH SCHOOL AQUARIUM The aquarium

will be decorated with holiday decorations to create a fun, themed environment for everyone to enjoy while learning about the species in the facility. Dec. 6, 6-8 p.m. explorelompoc.com. Cabrillo High School, 4350 Constellation Rd., Lompoc, 742-2900. VICTORIAN CHRISTMAS OPEN HOUSE Enjoy touring a lavishly decorated 1875 Victorian home; presented by the Lompoc Valley Historical Society. Nov. 24, Nov. 25, Dec. 2 and Dec. 9 Lompoc Valley Historical Society, 207 N. L St., Lompoc, lompochistory.org. SANTA YNEZ VALLEY BUELLTON WINTER FEST Events held throughout the day, starting with Breakfast with Santa at the Buellton Recreation Center. The Holiday Village at Village Park will feature 20 tons of snow. Dec. 3 christmas.buellton.org/. Buellton Recreation Center, 301 2nd St., Buellton. A COWBOY CHRISTMAS Hosted by Old West Events, in conjunction with SYV Horseback Rides. A portion of ticket sales benefit the Santa Barbara Youth Collective. Features visits with Santa, a hot cocoa bar, petting zoo, bounce house, snacks, beer/wine, and more. Nov. 24-Dec. 23 syvcowboychristmas.com/. River View Park, 151 Sycamore Dr., Buellton. HOLIDAY LIGHTS FESTIVAL This all-ages event will not only allow guests to stroll the garden through a maze of lights, it will also feature pictures with Santa, falling snow, merchant and food vendors, and beer and wine for adults. Dec. 1, 5:30-8:30 p.m., Dec. 2, 5:30-8:30 p.m. and FridaysSundays, 5:30-8:30 p.m. through Dec. 17 discoverbuellton.com. Santa Ynez Botanic Garden, 151 Sycamore Drive, Buellton. JULEFEST MAKERS MARKET Fashioned after traditional European night markets, the Solvang Julefest Makers Market will feature a row of crafters and local artisans offering one-of-a-kind holiday gift ideas, seasonal treats, and more, at an open-air Christmas market under the stars. Dec. 6, 5-7 p.m. solvangusa.com. Solvang Park, Mission Dr. and First St., Solvang. OLDE FASHIONED CHRISTMAS Start the holiday season by experiencing the warm and friendly small-town fun of an Olde Fashioned Christmas. Visit Open House events, experience snow, and get fun photos, treats and deals at various shops, restaurants,

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Santa Margarita Ranch presents Christmas at the Ranch, a new familyfriendly holiday festivity which opens on Nov. 24 and runs through Dec. 17. The event includes train rides, visits with Santa, cookies, hot cocoa, and more. One of the railroad cars featured at the event was originally an official Disneyland Railroad car. Tickets to Christmas at the Ranch are available in advance at my805tix.com. Santa Margarita Ranch is located at 9000 Yerba Buena Ave., Santa Margarita. —C.W. and tasting rooms. Dec. 2, 2-7 p.m. losolivosca. com/olde-fashioned-christmas/. Downtown Los Olivos, Grand Ave., Los Olivos. SOLVANG JULEFEST 2023 Solvang’s Danish-style holiday celebration features some new facets and fun-filled events, and runs throughout the festive season. Nov. 24-Jan. 6 solvangusa.com. Downtown Solvang, Citywide, Solvang. SOLVANG PARK LIGHT AND MUSIC SHOW Every evening during Solvang Julefest, Solvang Park will come alive with all that sparkles and shines. Enjoy a 10-minute light and music display on the hour each night. Nov. 24-Jan. 6 solvangusa.com. Solvang Park, Mission Dr. and First St., Solvang.

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Thanksgiving Events NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY COMMUNITY FREE THANKSGIVING DINNER All are welcome and no reservations needed. There will be no sitdown dinner as in the past. Only drive-up or walk-up. Nov. 23, 1-3 p.m. morrobay. org. Morro Bay Community Center, 1001 Kennedy Way, Morro Bay, 772-6278. THANKSGIVING AT THE LODGE Give thanks and celebrate. Join Cambria Pines Lodge for an endless all-you-can-eat buffet of all your Thanksgiving favorites in the venue’s beautiful garden dining area. The buffet menu features items like turkey, prime rib, ham, shrimp

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from The Bible and Science and Health with Key to the Scriptures by Mary Baker Eddy, hymns, the President’s Thanksgiving Proclamation, and group sharing of gratitude and healings. Child care provided. Online service at website. Nov. 23, 10-11 a.m. Free. 805-543-5853. ChristianScienceSLO. org. First Church of Christ, Scientist, 1326 Garden St., San Luis Obispo. SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY AVILA BEACH TURKEY TROT To raise awareness about hunger in SLO County and funds that provide critical protein and nutrition to those in need. Create a team to fundraise with your flock and amplify your impact. Nov. 23, 8:30 a.m. slofoodbank. org. Avila Beach Promenade, 404 Front St., Avila Beach. PISMO BEACH TURKEY TROT To raise awareness about hunger in SLO County and funds that provide critical protein and nutrition to those in need. Create a team to fundraise with your flock and amplify your impact. Nov. 23, 8:30 a.m. slofoodbank.org. Pismo Beach Pier, West end of Pomeroy, Pismo Beach. SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS SANTA MARIA’S 27TH ANNUAL TURKEY TROT FUN RUN The City of Santa Maria Recreation and Parks Department invites the public to get in shape before the “Big Feast.” Turkey Trot race starts at 9 a.m. Kids 1-Mile Fun Run starts at 9:45 a.m. Check-in starts at 8 a.m. Proceeds benefit People for Leisure and Youth (PLAY). Nov. 18, 8 a.m. raceplace.com. Santa Maria River Levee Trailhead, N. Preisker Lane, Santa Maria. THANKSGIVING BRUNCH Features a carving station, omelet station, waff le bar, hot dishes, seafood, salads, bottomless mimosas, and more. Nov. 23, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. santamariainn.com. Santa Maria Inn, 801 S. Broadway, Santa Maria. LOMPOC/VANDENBERG 2023 LOMPOC TURKEY TROT Includes the Turkey Trot 3-Mile Fun Run and Kids Turkey Dash. Hosted by Lompoc Parks and Recreation. All ability levels are encouraged to participate. Nov. 19, 11 a.m. 805-875-8100. cityoflompoc.com. River Park, Highway 246 and Sweeney Road, Lompoc.

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cocktail, fresh fruit, green salad, veggies, and more. Nov. 23, 12:30-7:30 p.m. $34.95-$69.95. 800-966-6490. cambriapineslodge.com. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria. NORTH SLO COUNTY 18TH ANNUAL PRHS BEARCAT WRESTLING TURKEY TROT AND FAMILY FUN RUN Benefits go to the PRHS Wrestling Team and the local food bank. First place medals awarded in different categories. T-shirts for first 100 participants. Registration starts at 7 a.m. Race happens rain or shine. Nov. 23, 8 a.m. raceroster.com. Food 4 Less (Paso Robles), Creston Road, Paso Robles. NORTH COUNTY TURKEY TROT: RUN, GOBBLE, NAP Check-in for 5K fun run/walk at 8:30 a.m. Prizes for runners and best turkey costumes. Pets welcome. Proceeds benefit ECHO Shelter. Nov. 23, 8:30 a.m. $20 suggested donation. echoshelter. org/turkey-trot. Pavilion on the Lake, 9315 Pismo Ave., Atascadero. SAN LUIS OBISPO KIDS’ PARTY PARADISE: TURKEY TROT Want 4.5 child-free hours on a Saturday night? Drop your kids off at Kids’ Party Paradise. They’ll have a blast with pizza, a movie, and themed gymnastics fun while you get an evening off. For ages 4-13; no gymnastics experience necessary. Nov. 18, 5-9:30 p.m. $50-$70. 805-547-1496. performanceathleticsslo.com. Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. SLO FOOD BANK TURKEY TROT (VIRTUAL) Walk, run, or hike on your own or with family and closest friends at a location of your choice. Help raise awareness about hunger in SLO County and funds that provide critical protein and nutrition to those in need. Nov. 23 slofoodbank.org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. THANKSGIVING AT LUNA RED Enjoy a three-course, chef-prepared, prix-fixe on Thanksgiving Day. Let the venue handle the preparations and enjoy an stress-free meal with loved ones. Nov. 23, 1-9 p.m. $55-$60. 805-540-5243. lunaredslo.com. Luna Red, 1023 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo. THANKSGIVING SERVICE AT FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST, SCIENTIST A festive and inspiring service including readings

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SANTA YNEZ VALLEY SOLVANG’S 12TH ANNUAL TURKEY TROT 5K RUN/WALK Run for fun. All ages welcome. Proceeds to benefit a local charity. Nov. 23, 10 a.m. $25 registration. 805-6887529. cityofsolvang.com. Sunny Fields Park, 900 Alamo Pintado Road, Solvang.

Parades

NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY LIGHTED BOAT PARADE Presented by the Rotary Club. Fishing, leisure, and yachting community take to the water with decorated boats with dazzling lights and holiday cheer. Dec. 2, 6:30-8 p.m. Free admission. morrobay.org. Embarcadero Morro Bay, 714 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. NORTH SLO COUNTY 62ND HOLIDAY LIGHT PARADE Presented by the Paso Robles Main Street Association, in cooperation with community volunteers and the city of Paso Robles. This year’s theme: “All is bright.” Dec. 2, 6-8 p.m. pasoroblesdowntown.org. Downtown City Park, 11th and Spring St., Paso Robles. SAN LUIS OBISPO 47TH ANNUAL DOWNTOWN SLO HOLIDAY PARADE One of the Central Coast’s largest parades. Enjoy floats, marching bands, dancers, and more. Dec. 1, 7-9 p.m. Downtown SLO, Multiple locations, San Luis Obispo. SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY GROVER BEACH HOLIDAY PARADE Submit an application for this 56th annual Parade that traverses Grand Avenue from Oak Park to 9th Street. Or plan to line the streets to enjoy this fun community event. Entry deadline is Friday, Nov. 17. Dec. 2, 10-11 a.m. One new toy. 805-473-4580. groverbeach.org. City of Grover Beach, 154 S 8th St., Grover Beach. SANTA’S DOGGIE PARADE This year’s parade participants will receive goodie bags donated by Petco Arroyo Grande. All dogs must be registered and check-in between 10:30 and 10:45 a.m. to receive a contest identification number for the costume contest. Dec. 9, 11 a.m.-noon my805tix.com/. Avila Beach Promenade, 404 Front St., Avila Beach. SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS OLD TOWN ORCUTT CHRISTMAS PARADE

A holiday favorite since 1961. Originally started by the volunteer fire department, the parade remains a small town afternoon event, which includes floats, cars, animals, bands, and the parade’s special guest, Santa. Dec. 9, noon orcuttchristmasparade.org. Historic Old Town Orcutt, S. Broadway and Union Ave., Orcutt. SANTA MARIA PARADE OF LIGHTS Presented by the Rotary Clubs of Santa Maria and Nipomo, the Parade of Lights is a hometown holiday tradition focused on winter holidays and the spirit of giving. Dec. 2, 5:20 p.m. smparadeoflights.org/. Santa Maria Inn, 801 S. Broadway, Santa Maria. LOMPOC/VANDENBERG LOMPOC CHRISTMAS PARADE Participants and spectators of the parade are invited to gather at Centennial Park afterwards for the announcement of parade winners, as well as the lighting of the community Christmas tree, and a chance to visit with Santa. Dec. 1, 6 p.m. cityoflompoc.com. Old Town Lompoc, H and I St., Lompoc. SANTA YNEZ VALLEY SOLVANG JULEFEST PARADE This year’s Julefest Parade theme: “My favorite Christmas Movie.” Parade floats, marching bands, and more travel along the village streets. Dec. 2, 11 a.m. solvangusa.com. Downtown Solvang, Citywide, Solvang.

Tree & Menorah Lightings NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY HOLIDAY TREE LIGHTING CELEBRATION Come enjoy the lighting of the Morro Bay City Park tree for the holidays. Activities start at 3:30 p.m. Tree lighting held at 5 p.m. Dec. 1 morrobay.org. Morro Bay City Park, Corner of Morro Bay Blvd. and Harbor St., Morro Bay. SAN LUIS OBISPO HANUKKAH DOWNTOWN The menorah lighting on each of the eight nights of Hanukkah will be hosted by a different local Jewish organization, on the steps of Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa. Dec. 7-15, 5 p.m. 805-426-5465. jccslo.com/. Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo. SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY HOLIDAY TREE LIGHTING Join the City of Grover Beach as it lights the Holiday tree.

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Solvang Julefest 2023 festivities will kick off in downtown Solvang on Nov. 24 and run through Jan. 6, 2024. The program’s event lineup includes a tree lighting ceremony on Dec. 1, the annual Julefest Parade on Dec. 2, the Solvang Tree Burn on Jan. 5, candlelight tours on select evenings, and more. Visit solvangusa.com for the complete Julefest schedule. —C.W. Enjoy live caroling, cocoa, and cookies. Dec. 8, 5-6 p.m. Free. 805-473-4580. groverbeach.org. Ramona Garden Park Center, 993 Ramona Ave., Grover Beach. SANTA YNEZ VALLEY LOS OLIVOS CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING Takes place by the flagpole in the middle of town, with cookies and cocoa available for guests. Dec. 2, 6 p.m. losolivosca.com/ olde-fashioned-christmas/. Downtown Los Olivos, Grand Ave., Los Olivos. SOLVANG TREE LIGHTING CEREMONY Kick off this holiday season with Solvang’s annual Tree Lighting Ceremony. Features dancers and ballerinas, other live entertainment, and caroling. Dec. 1, 5-6:30 p.m. solvangusa.com. Solvang Park, Mission Dr. and First St., Solvang.

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NORTH SLO COUNTY 805 ARTISAN MARKET Discover unique

handmade crafts, beautiful artwork, and delicious gourmet treats. Indulge in wine, food, and drink samples while finding the unique gift for the special ones in your life. Dec. 2, 12:30 p.m. my805tix.com/. Hunter Ranch Golf Course, 4041 Highway 46 East, Paso Robles, 805-237-7444. SIP AND SHOP HOLIDAY MARKET AT CASS Knock out some of that “last minute” shopping list, while enjoying a glass of wine, mulled wine, or hot apple cider in-hand. Santa and Mrs. Claus will be here, as well as free carriage rides around the vineyard. Dec. 2, 1-4 p.m. my805tix.com. Cass Winery and Vineyard, 7350 Linne Rd., Paso Robles. SAN LUIS OBISPO 43RD ANNUAL CENTRAL COAST CRAFT FAIR The Central Coast’s longest-running 100 percent handmade craft show featuring many local makers and artisans. Cider and cookies available to welcome you as you shop. Features a prize drawing fundraiser for Central Coast

Quilts of Valor Foundation supporting veterans with quilts and Wreaths Across America. Nov. 24-25, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free admission and parking. San Luis Obispo Vets’ Hall, 801 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 805-781-5930. SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY ARTISAN’S FAIRE This annual scholarship fundraiser features a wonderful variety of original artwork and handmade goods from local artisans. Also features the popular Artisan Cafe, serving lunch and homemade pie, and a raffle prize. A fun day to start off the holiday season. Nov. 18, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free to the public. 805-363-4084. womansclubofarroyogrande. com. Women’s Club of Arroyo Grande, 211 Vernon St., Arroyo Grande. TRILOGY CLAY BUDDIES ANNUAL HOLIDAY POTTERY SALE A great opportunity to find that one-of-a-kind gift. Items include functional ware, garden art, home decor, and more. Also includes beautifully decorated bake goods by members of the Trilogy Service Club. Nov. 26, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Trilogy at Monarch Dunes, 1640 Trilogy Pkwy, Nipomo. SANTA YNEZ VALLEY SECOND SATURDAY OPEN AIR MARKET: LOS ALAMOS A carefully curated open air artisan and farm market. Features great vintage finds, handwoven and hand dyed textiles, hand-spun yarn, organic body care products, and locally grown organic eats. Second Saturday of every month, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805-722-4338. Sisters Gifts and Home, 349 Bell Street, Los Alamos.

New Year’s Events

NORTH SLO COUNTY NEW YEAR’S EVE BONFIRE AND CONCERT Back by popular demand, the Paso Robles New Year’s Eve Bonfire and Concert is a local favorite event taking place in the downtown city park, with a captivating ball drop scheduled for 9 p.m. Details online. Dec. 31, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. Free. 805-237-3888. prcity.com/ NYE. Paso Robles Downtown City Park, 1200 Park Street, Paso Robles. SAN LUIS OBISPO OPERASLO: NEW YEAR’S EVE ON BROADWAY Ring in the New Year with a citywide arts celebration gala featuring some of the best Broadway, opera, and dance selections with a special tribute to

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Stephen Sondheim. Dec. 31, 7-9 p.m. $52. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS NOON YEAR’S EVE CELEBRATION DANCE The Santa Maria Valley Senior Citizens Club presents a Noon Year’s celebration featuring Riptide Big Band with vocalists Bob Nations and Mitch Latting. Free thanks to grant funding from Community Foundation of SLO County. Dec. 31, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. 775-8135186. RiptideBB.com. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 Park Ave., Santa Maria. SANTA YNEZ VALLEY SOLVANG TREE BURN A powerful fire safety demonstration at the start of the New Year, heralding the end of the Solvang Julefest celebration. Supervised by the Santa Barbara County Fire Department. With live entertainment, plus refreshments for purchase. Jan. 5, 5-7 p.m. visitsyv.com. Old Mission Santa Ines, 1760 Mission Drive, Solvang.

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NORTH SLO COUNTY ST. WILLIAMS CHURCH ANNUAL HOLIDAY BOUTIQUE In support of Loaves & Fishes and Restorative Partners. All (100 percent) of proceeds go to these worthy charities. Something for everyone. Find all sorts of gifts and personal treasures. Nov. 18, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Free entry. St. William’s Church, 6410 Santa Lucia Road, Atascadero, 805-286-8748. SAN LUIS OBISPO REINDEER RUN 2023 Reindeer Run is a 5K fun run that promotes wellness and healthy lifestyles among youth and families in San Luis Obispo County. The non-profit youth development program, SLO County Friday Night Live, is raising money for senior scholarships. Dec. 9, 9-11 a.m. $25. 805781-4289. slofnl.com/reindeer-run. Mitchell Park, 1445 Santa Rosa St., San Luis Obispo. SLOCO’S GIFTING TREE For every gift certificate purchased at SLOCO through end of December, the venue will donate to WeForest and plant a tree in your name, a gift that keeps on giving. Help the host reach its goal of planting 300 trees by the end of FUNDRAISERS continued page 34

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the year. Mondays-Sundays. through Dec. 31 Donations support WeForest. 805-439-2515. slocohealth.com. SLOCO Health + Wellness, 1957 Santa Barbara Ave., San Luis Obispo. WOODS HUMANE SOCIETY GIVING TUESDAY DONATION MATCH The John and Frank Sparacio Charitable Foundation will match all donations to Woods Humane Society, up to $20,000, through Giving Tuesday. All donations will be doubled to transform the lives of twice as many dogs and cats. Nov. 28 805-543-9316. woodshumane.org/transform. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY DINNER FOR A CAUSE: GIVING TUESDAY BANQUET 2023 Features dinner, dancing, and more. 100 percent of all proceeds benefit the 5Cities Homeless Coalition. Nov. 28, 4:30-8 p.m. my805tix.com. Pismo Beach Golf Course, 25 West Grand Ave., Grover Beach. SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS ALTRUSA’S ANNUAL MAGICAL CHRISTMAS TREES FUNDRAISER The Altrusa group will bring in 30-40 trees and allow businesses and groups to decorate them with a theme. Proceeds from raffle tickets will benefit local scholarships. Nov. 25-Dec. 10 kiasm.com/altrusas-annualmagical-christmas-trees.htm. Santa Maria Kia, 2175 Bradley Ave., Santa Maria. ALTRUSA’S FESTIVAL OF TREES For the purchase of a $1 raffle ticket, each tree winner will take home a fabulously decorated tree and gifts, and support scholarships and grants throughout the Santa Maria Valley. Nov. 24-Dec. 9 santamariatowncenter.com. Santa Maria Town Center, 142 Town Center East, Santa Maria.

Stage

NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER: A STAGED READING Described as a heartwarming Christmas story for all ages. Dec. 15-17 bytheseaproductions.org/. By The Sea Productions, 545 Shasta Ave., Morro Bay. A RAINBOW HOLIDAY Directed by Samuel Gottlieb. Presented by By The Sea Productions. Nov. 17-Dec. 3 my805tix.com. By The Sea Productions, 545 Shasta Ave., Morro Bay.

NORTH SLO COUNTY COWBOY NOIR AND HIS GANG OF MISFITS This fall season, the AHS BlackBox Theater will perform a full-length, student-written melodramatic comedy western. Dec. 1, 7 p.m., Dec. 2, 2 & 7 p.m., Dec. 8, 7 p.m. and Dec. 9, 2 p.m. $10. 805-235-5966. atasusd.org. Atascadero High School, One High School Hill, Atascadero. EVENING OF COMEDY FROM HEMINGWAY’S STEAKHOUSE GA tickets are theater seating. VIP tickets get preferred table seating and food and drink service at the table. First Saturday of every month, 8-10 p.m. through Dec. 6 $38-$55. 805-369-1017. Park Ballroom, 1232 Park St., Paso Robles, ehsteaks.com. FAIRYCAKES BY DOUGLAS CARTER BEANE Full-length PG-13 show (for mature language and themes). Find out what happens when those woodland fairies aren’t busy with the business of A Midsummer Night’s Dream. Fridays, Saturdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. and Sundays, 2:30-4:30 p.m. through Dec. 10 $15. 805-769-1500. pasoschools.org/ phtc. Paso Robles High School, 801 Niblick Rd., Paso Robles. SAN LUIS OBISPO BALLET THEATRE SAN LUIS OBISPO PRESENTS THE SNOW QUEEN Set in Scandinavia in the late 1700s, Hans Christen Andersen’s classic fairy tale that inspired Disney’s Frozen comes alive on stage. Enjoy a holiday treat fit for the whole family. Dec. 15, 7-9 p.m., Dec. 16, 7-9 p.m. and Dec. 17, 2-4 p.m. $32$55. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. A CHRISTMAS STORY Jean Shepherd’s memoir of growing up in the Midwest in the 1940s follows 9-year-old Ralphie Parker in his quest to get a genuine Red Ryder BB gun under the tree for Christmas. Ralphie pleads his case before his mother, his teacher, and even Santa Claus. Wednesdays-Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. and Saturdays, Sundays, 2-4 p.m. through Dec. 23 $15-$40. 805-786-2440. slorep.org. SLO Rep, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo. COMEDY NIGHT Professional comedy show featuring local and touring comics. Hosted by Aidan Candelario. First and Third Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m. $5. 805-540-8300. Bang the Drum Brewery, 1150 Laurel Lane, suite 130, San Luis Obispo, bangthedrumbrewery.com. AN EVENING WITH DAVID SEDARIS Known as one of America’s preeminent

humor writers, the master of satire returns to SLO with his sardonic wit and incisive social critiques. Nov. 16, 7:30-9 p.m. $35.60$68. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. IMPROV COMEDY SHOW A spectacularly funny display of fast-paced short-form improv, all made up on the spot for your enjoyment. Nov. 17, 6-8 p.m. my805tix.com. San Luis Obispo Public Market, 3845 S. Higuera St, San Luis Obispo. IMPROV COMEDY STUDENT SHOWCASE See talented long form, acting, and sketch students in their showcase debut. Dec. 14, 6-8 p.m. my805tix.com/. SLO Wine and Beer Company, 3536 S. Higuera St., suite 250, San Luis Obispo, 805-544-9463. JANE LYNCH: A SWINGIN’ LITTLE CHRISTMAS A fun fresh twist on the Christmas specials of the ‘50s and ‘60s when harmonies were tight and swing was the thing. Starring Emmy and Golden Globe winner Jane Lynch, Kate Flannery, Tim Davis, and The Tony Guerrero Quintet. Dec. 17 $49$79. 805-756-6556. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org. MUSICAL IMPROV COMEDY SHOW Anyone is welcome to submit their name and get chosen to play a unexpected game from the draw Nov. 16, 6 p.m. and Dec. 7, 6 p.m. my805tix.com/. SLO Wine and Beer Company, 3536 S. Higuera St., suite 250, San Luis Obispo, 805-544-9463. NOCHEBUENA: A CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR Experience the vibrant spirit of Mexico’s Christmas season with an all-star cast featuring Ballet Folklórico de Los Ángeles and Mariachi Garibaldi de Jaime Cuéllar. Dec. 13, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $32.40-$79. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. ODDFELLOWS OPEN MIC Bring your music, improv, standup, magic, and dance talents. Each act gets five minutes. Audience votes for favorite. Third Saturday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-234-0456. Odd Fellows Hall, 520 Dana St., San Luis Obispo. OPEN MIC COMEDY Sign-ups at 6:30 p.m. Hosted by Aidan Candelario. Mondays, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-540-8300. saintsbarrel.com/ event-calendar. Saints Barrel Wine Bar, 1021 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo. SLO COMEDY UNDERGROUND OPEN MIC NIGHT Enjoy a night of laughs provided by

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the local SLO Comedy Community. It’s open mic night, so anyone can perform and “you never know what you’ll see.” Tuesdays, 8 p.m. Free. Libertine Brewing Company, 1234 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, 805-548-2337, libertinebrewing.com. WHOSE LIVE ANYWAY? Prepare to laugh until you cry when four of the world’s most masterful improv artists take you on the high wire act of comedic acrobatics. The rapid-fire wit and non-stop jokes will have your sides splitting and begging for mercy, and also begging for more. Nov. 21, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $62$69. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA See Scrooge find his Christmas spirit and enjoy other tales during the Melodrama’s annual holiday production. Nov. 17-Dec. 31 Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano. STORYTELLERS Flex Performing Arts Presents this original dance and theater production. Imogen is the daughter of a talented author, who is tragically struggling to find her voice. While dealing with her own heartbreak, she wants to help her mother rediscover her love of storytelling. Dec. 9, 1-4 & 6:30-9:30 p.m. and Dec. 10, 3-6 p.m. $35-$75. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/flexstorytellers/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. THE WIND IN THE WILLOWS Step into the enchanting world of AGHS Theatre Company’s production of the classic tale. Join Mole, Rat, Toad, and Badger on a thrilling adventure as they navigate the rivers and meadows of the English countryside. Enjoy toe-tapping tunes, captivating characters, and more. Dec. 8, 7-10 p.m., Dec. 9, 7-10 p.m., Dec. 10, 2-5 p.m., Dec. 14, 7-10 p.m., Dec. 15, 7-10 p.m. and Dec. 16, 7-10 p.m. $14-$20. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/aghstheatre-the-wind-in-the-willows/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS ELF: THE MUSICAL Based on the classic comedy film, adapted for the stage with music by Matthew Sklar and lyrics by Chad Beguelin. Through Dec. 23 pcpa.org. Marian Theatre, 800 S. College Dr., Santa Maria. RADIUM GIRLS: READERS THEATRE Based

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SAN LUIS OBISPO 27TH ANNUAL NORTH COUNTY NUTCRACKER Presented by the North County Dance and Performing Arts Foundation. Described as a “Storybook Ballet.” Dec. 1-3 Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7113. CIVIC BALLET OF SLO PRESENTS THE NUTCRACKER For more than 40 years, the Civic Ballet of San Luis Obispo has presented this holiday classic. Lori Lee Silvaggio’s The Nutcracker is filled with all the pageantry, magic, and wonder that have made this one of the most enduring holiday traditions around the globe. Dec. 8, 7-9 p.m., Dec. 9, 2-4 & 7-9 p.m. and Dec. 10, 2-4 p.m. $30-$78. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY DIANE ROSE ZINK’S NUTCRACKER Everybody Can DANCE and the Santa Maria Civic Ballet present Diane Rose Zink’s Nutcracker. Described as a Central Coast Tradition for more than 35 years. Artistic Director Diane Rose Zink has continued to enhance and embellish her production of Tchaikovsky’s glorious ballet over the years. Nov. 25, 7-9:30 p.m. and Nov. 26, 3-5:30 p.m. $20-$25. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter. org/shows/ecdb-smcb-nutcracker/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. WORLD BALLET SERIES: THE NUTCRACKER Step into the whimsical magic of one of the world’s most beloved fairy tales. Performed live by a multinational cast of 50 professional ballet dancers gathered to bring this beloved holiday tradition to life. Nov. 28, 7-10 p.m. $30$85. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/ world-ballet-series-the-nutcracker/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS THE NUTCRACKER AND GUESTS Presented by KleinDanceArts. Dec. 16, 3:45 & 7 p.m. 855-222-2849. Ethel Pope Auditorium, 901 S. Broadway, Santa Maria.

Music

NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY BLUES AGENDA JAM AND SHOWCASE A rockin’ blues dance party at Niffy’s Merrimaker every first, third, and now fifth Wednesdays. The Blues Asylum house band welcomes local, visiting, and newcomers to the blues groove. Spirits, beer, and wine, with outside food welcome. Every other Wednesday, 7-10 p.m. and Every other Wednesday, 7-10 p.m. Free. 805-235-5223. The Merrimaker Tavern, 1301 2nd Street, Los Osos. FREE MAMBO LESSON AND DANCE Learn the basics of mambo, then dance to a variety of pre-recorded music. Get ready to waltz, foxtrot, swing, rumba, tango, mambo, and more. Nov. 17, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-7092477. Morro Bay Community Center, 1001 Kennedy Way, Morro Bay, morro-bay.ca.us. LIVE MUSIC WITH GUITAR WIZ AT MUSIC continued page 36

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on the harrowing true story of female factory workers in the early 20th century, this ensemble piece explores their struggle for justice against a corporation that knowingly put their lives at risk. Through Nov. 18 my805tix.com. Santa Maria Civic Theatre, 1660 N. McClelland St., Santa Maria. SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS Presented by Orcutt Community Theater. Dec. 1-17 my805tix.com. Klein Dance Arts, 3558 Skyway Drive, Santa Maria. WIT: READERS THEATRE Written by Margaret Edson, this Pulitzer Prize-winning drama is a profound exploration of life, death, and the human condition. Through Nov. 19 my805tix.com. Santa Maria Civic Theatre, 1660 N. McClelland St., Santa Maria. SANTA YNEZ VALLEY LAUGH THERAPY: STAND-UP COMEDY 2023 Enjoy stand-up comedy from headliner comics from across the country. Nov. 29, 8-10 p.m. my805tix.com. Maverick Saloon, 3687 Sagunto St., Santa Ynez, 805-686-4785. THE SYVHS THEATRE GROUP PRESENTS RADIUM GIRLS The Theatre Group of Santa Ynez High School presents its fall production. Directed by Jeff McKinnon. Presented Thursdays through Saturdays. Nov. 30, 7-9:30 p.m., Dec. 1, 7-9:30 p.m., Dec. 2, 7-9:30 p.m., Dec. 7, 7-9:30 p.m., Dec. 8, 7-9:30 p.m. and Dec. 9, 7-9:30 p.m. Students $5; Adults $10. 805-6886487. syvuhsd.org. Santa Ynez High School Little Theater, 2975 CA-246, Santa Ynez.

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LUNADA GARDEN BISTRO “Guitar Wizard” Billy Foppiano plays a wide range of music, including blues, R&B, classic rock, and more. Second and Fourth Sunday of every month, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-900-5444. Lunada Garden Bistro, 78 N. Ocean Ave., Cayucos. OPEN MIC NIGHT Come join us each Wednesday for Open Mic Night in the downstairs dining area. Grab some friends and show off your talents. Food and drink service will be available. Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Free. 805-995-3883. schoonerscayucos.com. Schooners, 171 North Ocean Ave, Cayucos. SEA SHANTY SING-ALONG The Morro Bay Shanty Project will perform sea shanties and other songs of the sea at the Morro Bay Maritime Museum. Audience members will be encouraged to sing along, and share favorites. Nov. 25, 11 a.m. Free. Morro Bay Maritime Museum, 1154 Front St., Morro Bay. NORTH SLO COUNTY BARREL ROOM CONCERT: CARBON CITY LIGHTS Enjoy the views of the hilltop vineyard and live music from Carbon City Lights. Nov. 19, 4-6 p.m. my805tix.com. Cass Winery and Vineyard, 7350 Linne Rd., Paso Robles. EMILY SMITH LIVE Sip on a crafted cocktail whilst listening to Emily Smith. Nov. 18, 5-7 p.m. my805tix.com. Pony Club Wine Bar, 1021 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-226-9995. FRIDAY NIGHT DJ Weekly DJ series, with a different DJ every Friday. Presented by friends at Traffic Record store in Atascadero. Come listen, dance, drink, and unwind every Friday. All ages event; no cover charge. Fridays, 7-10 p.m. 805-460-6042. ancientowlbeergarden. com. Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero. JAZZ/BLUES QUARTET WITH SUNNY WRIGHT, JACOB ODELL, GARY DRYSDALE, AND DARRYL VANDRUFF Join Sunny Wright, Jacob Odell, Gary Drysdale, and Darryl Vandruff for jazz and blues, and great wine and food. Nov. 25, 4-7 p.m. No cover; no minimum. 805238-6932. justinwine.com. JUSTIN Downtown Tasting Room, 811 12th St., Paso Robles. JOLON STATION BAND VARIETY SHOW Come join Jolon Station Band every Thursday night in downtown Atascadero for a night of comedy, musical guests, prize wheels, and more. Thursdays, 8-10 p.m. $5

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at the door. Raconteur Room, 5840 Traff ic Way, Atascadero, 805-464-2584. LOREN RADIS LIVE Sip on a crafted cocktail whilst listening to Loren Radis. Nov. 16, 5-7 p.m. my805tix.com/. Pony Club Wine Bar, 1021 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-226-9995. MAX MACLAURY LIVE All ages welcome. Nov. 18, 7-10 p.m. my805tix.com. Templeton Mercantile Club Car Bar, 508 S. Main St., Templeton. MICHAEL CAMPBELL LIVE Sip on a crafted cocktail whilst listening to Michael Campbell. Nov. 17, 5 p.m. and Nov. 25, 5 p.m. my805tix.com/. Pony Club Wine Bar, 1021 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-226-9995. SINGING HANDS CHILDREN’S CHOIR A unique performing arts group that performs across the state for deaf festivals, service organizations, churches, fairs, and other outlets. New members always welcome. Registration open weekly. Mondays, 5-6:30 p.m. $45 tuition per month. singinghandschildrenschoir.com/. Singing Hands Children’s Choir and Performing Arts, 1413 Riverside Ave., Paso Robles. SAN LUIS OBISPO AFRICAN CHILDREN’S CHOIR Includes African and American hymns and songs, skits, and more. Nov. 29, 7-8:30 p.m. Free will offering. 805-543-8327. zionslo.com. Zion Lutheran Church, 1010 E Foothill Blvd., San Luis Obispo. ALL AGES OPEN MIC NIGHT Tuesdays, 6-9 p.m. Liquid Gravity, 675 Clarion Court, San Luis Obispo. BEYOND THE NOTES: ENRICHMENT THROUGH MUSIC AND COMMUNITY Very limited tickets are available for this educational presentation. Please RSVP to reserve your space. Nov. 18, 5-7 p.m. my805tix.com. The Bunker SLO, 810 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo. BLÜ EGYPTIAN AT FROG AND PEACH Blü Egyptian returns to Frog and Peach Pub. For ages 21 and over. Blü Egyptian play original music encompassing bluegrass, rock, funk, Latin, and ska for the ultimate dance party. Dec. 1, 10-11:55 p.m. $10. Frog and Peach Pub, 728 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-5954764, frogandpeachpub.com. BOB AND WENDY WITH PAUL GRIFFITH Beer and wine available for purchase. Reservations

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Season Two of Nature Nights at the San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden will debut on Nov. 17 and run on Friday and Saturday evenings through Dec. 31. Select nights of this outdoor light display program will feature live music from the Jingle Belles, B & The Hive, and other participating acts. Tickets are available in advance at my805tix.com. The San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden is located at 3450 Dairy Creek Road, San Luis Obispo. —C.W. suggested. Dec. 3, 3-5 p.m. No cover; donations accepted. 805-235-5456. The Bunker SLO, 810 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo. CAL POLY ARAB MUSIC ENSEMBLE FALL CONCERT The Arab Music Ensemble presents a wide range of folk and popular music from Arab society as well as selected seminal pieces from the historically interconnected areas of Southwest Asia and North Africa. With acclaimed guest artists and the Arab Music Ensemble Dance Troupe. Dec. 2, 7:30 p.m. $15 and $20 general; $10 students. 805756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/ame/. Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo. CAL POLY FALL JAZZ CONCERT Known to the world as America’s original art form, jazz has several subgenres which will

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calpoly.edu/calendar/. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. COMBOPALOOZA Check out eight combos bringing all their best from the semester in a mini festival of a concert. The Cuesta Combo program has often been recognized for its excellence and creativity. Dec. 12, 7:30 p.m. $5. Harold J. Miossi CPAC at Cuesta College, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. CUESTA JAZZ ENSEMBLE WINTER CONCERT Enjoy a chance to come see the students shine in their element. Featuring a variety of big band music from big band classics, to quirky modern and a little groove. Dec. 9, 7:30 p.m. General Admission: $15; Student with ID: $10. Harold J. Miossi CPAC at Cuesta College, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. DANCE CLUB: A RITUALIZED DANCE WORKOUT FOR ADULTS A ritual dance workout, incorporating the latest choreographies and hottest music with celebratory motivation to kick start your morning. All levels are welcomed. Learn new dance moves, make new friends, and get a jumpstart on your upcoming resolutions to have more fun and be healthy. Nov. 18, 9-10 a.m. $18. 805-3055609. christiana-marie.com/dance-clubdance-fitness. Dance Club SLO, 3422 Miguelito Ct., studio 3, San Luis Obispo. FLOR DE TOLOACHE Coming back to SLO after their popular 2019 show, this Latin Grammy-winning all-female ensemble is revolutionizing traditional Latin American music with their edgy, versatile flair. Transcending culture and gender, they’ve enchanted global audiences with three albums and a fresh rock-inspired compilation. Nov. 28, 7:30-9 p.m. $28-$46. 805-756-2787. calpolyarts.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. LIVE MUSIC AT LIQUID GRAVITY Check social media and calendar for weekly updates. Fridays, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 2-5 p.m. Liquid Gravity, 675 Clarion Court, San Luis Obispo. LIVE MUSIC AT RAGTAG WINE CO. Enjoy live music by local favorites. Wine available by the flight, glass, or bottle. ThursdaysSaturdays, 6-9 p.m. Ragtag Wine Co., 779 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-439-0774, ragtagwineco.com. LIVE MUSIC FROM GUITAR WIZ BILLY

FOPPIANO AND MAD DOG Join “Guitar Wiz” Billy Foppiano and his trusty side kick Mad Dog for a mix of blues, R&B, and more. Saturdays, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. 805-544-2100. Bon Temps Creole Cafe, 1819 Osos Street, San Luis Obispo, bontempscreolecafe.com/index.htm. MATTHEW WHITAKER A prodigious talent who began his musical journey at age 3 and has made a remarkable impact on the jazz scene. See this extraordinary visually impaired pianist live in concert. Dec. 6, 7:309 p.m. $44. 805-756-2787. calpolyarts.org. Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo. SAN LUIS OBISPO MASTER CHORALE PRESENTS “CHANTS ENCOUNTER” A performance including pieces from composers Arvo Pärt, W. A. Mozart, by 100-voice choir with full orchestra. Nov. 19, 3-5 p.m. $10-$60. 805538-3311. slomasterchorale.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. SLO COUNTY TRUMPET ALLIANCE WINTER CONCERT The SLO County Trumpet Alliance closes out its season with a winter concert. The Fall 2023 CPAC season is sponsored by Joan G. Sargen in loving memory of Dr. Marie E. Rosenwasser. Dec. 17, 2 p.m. General Admission: $15; Student with ID: $10. Harold J. Miossi CPAC at Cuesta College, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. THE STRUTS LIVE Dec. 4, 8 p.m. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-546-8600, fremontslo.com. SUNDAY MUSIC AT RAGTAG WINE CO. Enjoy live music by local favorites. Wine available by the flight, glass, or bottle. Sundays, 4-7 p.m. Ragtag Wine Co., 779 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-439-0774, ragtagwineco.com. VOCAL RECITAL IN PINK WITH TOURING ORCHESTRA OperaSLO is excited to return to the iconic Madonna Inn. This iconic San Luis Obispo venue comes to life with OperaSLO’s fantastic Resident and Guest artists accompanied by our 18-piece touring orchestra in an exciting journey through some of the greatest hits of musical theater and opera. Nov. 26, 1-4 p.m. $45. operaslo.org. Madonna Inn, 100 Madonna Rd, San Luis Obispo. SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY LEONID & FRIENDS Capturing the spirit, musicality, and fire of American supergroup MUSIC continued page 38

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Chicago, Leonid & Friends replicates the band’s complex arrangements amazingly note for note. Comprised of 11 of the finest musicians in Russia, Ukraine, Moldova, and Belarus, this remarkable group has performed multiple sold-out U.S. tours. Nov. 19, 7-10 p.m. $36-$75. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/leonid-and-friends/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. THREE MARTINI LUNCH AND THE JAZZ ALLEY REVIEW: PRESENTED BY BASIN STREET REGULARS Enjoy some “Hot Swingin’ Jazz” at the Basin Street Regulars’ Sunday afternoon concert. Food and drinks will be sold. Nov. 19, 12-4 p.m. Free; donations appreciated. 805-937-2419. my805tix.com. Rib Line, 359 W Grand Ave, suite B, Grover Beach. SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS LADIES NIGHT OUT Music by DJ Van Gloryious and DJ Panda. Features delicious daiquiri specials. Thursdays, 8 p.m.-midnight Roscoe’s Kitchen, 229 Town Center E, Santa Maria, 805-623-8866. LINE DANCING FUN For adults ages 50 and older. Learn basic patterns and steps to some of your favorite music. This beginner-friendly class is for anyone that enjoys dancing. Wednesdays, 1:30-2:30 p.m. through Dec. 27 Free. 805-925-0951. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 Park Ave., Santa Maria. LIVE MUSIC AT STELLER’S CELLAR Enjoy live music most Fridays and Saturdays. Call venue or check website to find out who’s performing. Fridays, Saturdays stellerscellar. com. Steller’s Cellar, 405 E. Clark Ave., Orcutt. MUSIC AT ROSCOE’S KITCHEN Live DJ and karaoke every Friday and Saturday night. Featured acts include Soul Fyah Band, DJ Nasty, DJ Jovas, and more. Fridays, Saturdays, 9 p.m.-2 a.m. Roscoe’s Kitchen, 229 Town Center E, Santa Maria, 805-623-8866. OLD TIME GOSPEL SING-ALONG All are welcome. Call for more details. Last Saturday of every month, 5-6 p.m. 805-478-6198. Roscoe’s Kitchen, 229 Town Center E, Santa Maria. THE SANTA MARIA PHILHARMONIC’S 10TH ANNUAL YOUTH SHOWCASE A recital by audition for classical musicians ages 8 to 18, at Shepard Hall in the Santa Maria Public Library. Jan. 7, 3-4 p.m. Free. 805-925 0412.

smphilharmonic.org. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. SIPPIN’ SUNDAYS: WINE, MUSIC, AND MORE Enjoy a flight of six distinctively different age-worthy wines while listening to live entertainment presented by a local band, musician, or disc jockey. Features sweet treats from Santa Maria food vendors and local artisans. Sundays, 1-4 p.m. through Nov. 26 Free. 805-937-8463. instagram.com/cottonwoodcanyonwinery/. Cottonwood Canyon Vineyard And Winery, 3940 Dominion Rd, Santa Maria. SUNDAY NIGHT FUN End the weekend with some good vibes. Music by DJ Van Gloryious. Sundays, 8 p.m.-midnight Roscoe’s Kitchen, 229 Town Center E, Santa Maria, 805-623-8866. TAYLOR SWIFT TRIBUTE BAND Led by Sara Jessica Rhodes, Twist of Taylor is an ensemble dedicated to delivering an authentic and captivating Taylor Swift experience to audiences in the world’s entertainment capital and everywhere else. Dec. 9, 8:30 p.m. my805tix.com/. Santa Maria Fairpark, 937 S. Thornburg St., Santa Maria. UKULELE JAM SESSIONS This is a drop-in program. Play melodies and many songs with other musicians. Baritone ukuleles are available to use or bring your own. Music and music strands provided. Mondays, Wednesdays, 10:30-11:30 a.m. through Dec. 27 Free. 805-925-0951. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 Park Ave., Santa Maria. LOMPOC/VANDENBERG BLACK SABBATHA LIVE A Black Sabbath tribute band. Dec. 2, 7-11 p.m. my805tix. com. Flower City Ballroom, 110 W. Ocean Ave., Lompoc. GRUPO RADIANTE DE FAUSTO CRUZ LIVE Presented by FCB and Uribe Entertainment Inc. With Grupo S.D.L. and DJ Kazanova. Nov. 18, 8 p.m. my805tix.com. Flower City Ballroom, 110 W. Ocean Ave., Lompoc. GUERRA DE BANDA LIVE Presented by FCB and Uribe Entertainment Inc. Nov. 25, 8 p.m. my805tix.com. Flower City Ballroom, 110 W. Ocean Ave., Lompoc. A MAGICAL NIGHT WITH KISS AND AC/ DC TRIBUTES Featuring the extraordinary talent of Dressed to Kill (Kiss tribute band) and special guest Colonel Angus (AC/DC tribute band). All ages welcome. Nov. 17, 7

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The 2023 Old Town Orcutt Christmas Parade will be held on Dec. 9, starting at noon. A holiday tradition in Old Town Orcutt since 1961, the parade will feature a lineup of colorful floats, decorated vehicles, local school marching bands, and more. Visit orcuttchristmasparade.org to find out more about the parade and its participating floats. —C.W. p.m. my805tix.com. Flower City Ballroom, 110 W. Ocean Ave., Lompoc. YOUTH OPEN MIC NIGHT A fun, welcoming environment for first time performers and an opportunity for kids and teens to showcase their talent. Prizes awarded every month for Outstanding Performer. Last Friday of every month, 6-8 p.m. certainsparks.com/. Certain Sparks Music, 107 S. H St., Lompoc. SANTA YNEZ VALLEY LIVE MUSIC SUNDAYS Sundays, 2-6 p.m. Brick Barn Wine Estate, 795 W. Hwy 246, Buellton, 805-686-1208, brickbarnwineestate.com. WINE DOWN WEDNESDAYS Wednesdays, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Brick Barn Wine Estate, 795 W. Hwy 246, Buellton, 805-686-1208, brickbarnwineestate.com.

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NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY IT’S THE HOLIDAY SEASON Presented by the Cambria Community Chorale. Dec. 10, 2 p.m. and Dec. 17, 4 p.m. my805tix.com. Cambria Community Presbyterian Church,

2250 Yorkshire Drive, Cambria. SONGS FOR THE SEASON An afternoon of seasonal music, raffle prizes, silent auctions, appetizers, and more. A benefit for Friends of the Fiscalini Ranch Preserve. Dec. 2, 2-4 p.m. $40 advance purchase; $45 at door. 805-9272856. fiscaliniranchpreserve.org/connect/ events. Fog’s End Barn, 2735 Main St., Cambria. TIMELESS HOLIDAYS Central Coast Harmony, a member of Sweet Adelines International, invites the public to its holiday concert. There will be music, fun, and prizes, all free of charge. For more information, call. Dec. 17, 4-6 p.m. Free. 805-735-7572. Trinity United Methodist Church, 490 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos, trinitylososos.org. NORTH SLO COUNTY CUESTA CONCORD CHORUS: A JOLLY HOLIDAY CONCERT The Cuesta Concord Chorus will prepare a Jolly Holiday Concert to perform at the Atascadero Lake Pavilion, featuring Daniel Pinkham’s “Christmas Cantata” with Brass Quintet, and guest artists The Jingle Belles. Dec. 3, 3 p.m. General: $20; Student with

ID: $5; Veterans and spouses: free. Pavilion on the Lake, 9315 Pismo Ave., Atascadero. SAN LUIS OBISPO CAL POLY CHOIRS’ HOLIDAY KALEIDOSCOPE The seventh annual Holiday Kaleidoscope, a concert which has become Central Coast tradition. All four Cal Poly choral ensembles will perform, and will share the stage with the Cuesta College choirs, as well as the Cal Poly Wind Ensemble. Dec. 1, 7:30 p.m. $15 and $20 general; $10 students. 805-756-4849. music. calpoly.edu/calendar/choirs/. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. CHRISTMAS FROM PARIS WITH LOVE Enjoy a Mo Betta holiday celebration; the third annual Christmas show. Dec. 12, 7:30-9 p.m. my805tix.com/. The Penny, 664 Marsh Street, San Luis Obispo. CUESTA CHOIRS: HEALING HOLIDAYS CONCERT Join to relax, unwind, de-stress, and gear up for your winter holiday season. The Cuesta Chamber Singers and Voce will charm and inspire you with holiday chestnuts, soothing choral music, and peppy jazz Christmas classics. Dec. 15, 7:30 p.m. General Admission: $15; Student with ID: $10. Harold J. Miossi CPAC at Cuesta College, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. CUESTA WIND ENSEMBLE WINTER CONCERT Take a mid-week break from the holiday hustle and bustle and relax in the beautiful CPAC, while enjoying an evening of great classical music with the Cuesta Wind Ensemble. Music by Bach and several others. A little holiday music is likely to be included. Dec. 6, 7:30 p.m. General Admission: $15; Student with ID: $10. Harold J. Miossi CPAC at Cuesta College, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. DECK THE HALLS WITH HARMONY The San Luis Obispo Wind Orchestra is delighted to announce its highly anticipated annual holiday concert, “Deck the Halls,” featuring the mesmerizing vocals of renowned singersongwriter Inga Swearingen. A captivating musical celebration. Dec. 3, 3-5 p.m. $10-30. 805-464-7804. SLOwinds.org. Harold J. Miossi CPAC at Cuesta College, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. DONA NOBIS PACEM: GRANT US PEACE Vocal Arts Ensemble, an award-winning choir now in its 47th year presents Dona Nobis Pacem: Grant us Peace, a choral

music concert with traditional and classical songs and a sing-along at the finale. Free parking offered. Dec. 10, 3-5 p.m. $30; $10 for students. 805-541-6797. vocalarts.org. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. DONA NOBIS PACEM: WINTER CHORAL CONCERT SERIES FROM VOCAL ARTS ENSEMBLE Vocal Arts Ensemble, an awardwinning choir now in its 47th year presents Dona Nobis Pacem: Grant us Peace, a choral music concert with traditional and classical songs and a sing-along at the finale. Dec. 2, 3-5 p.m. $30-$40. 805-541-6797. vocalarts. org. Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo. JAKE SHIMABURKURO: CHRISTMAS IN HAWAII Ukulele maestro Jake Shimabukuro invites you to this heartwarming holiday extravaganza. With bassist Jackson Waldhoff and singer-songwriter Justin Kawika Young, Jake transforms timeless classics into Hawaiian delights. Experience an enchanting, joyful evening. Dec. 19, 7:30-9 p.m. $34-$56. 805-756-2787. calpolyarts.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. SLO MASTER CHORALE: HOLIDAY FEST AND SING-ALONG Join with the SLO Master Chorale to perform the great choruses from Handel’s ever-popular masterpiece, “Messiah.” Experience the magic of the Forbes Pipe Organ, played by Cal Poly University Organist Paul Woodring. Audience members are invited to listen to the “Messiah” choruses or join in. Dec. 16, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $12-$28. 805756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY DONA NOBIS PACEM: WINTER CHORAL CONCERT SERIES VOCAL ARTS ENSEMBLE Vocal Arts Ensemble presents their Holiday concert series, Dona Nobis Pacem: Grant us Peace, a selection of classical, traditional and folk music at Trilogy Monarch Dunes in Nipomo. Nov. 29, 7-9 p.m. $30. 805-541-6797. vocalarts.org. Trilogy Monarch Dunes, 1690 Eucalyptus Road, 120. HOLIDAY VIOLIN CONCERT: MISCHA LEFKOWITZ A special holiday violin concert, featuring Mischa Lefkowitz, virtuoso violinist, accompanied by pianist Susan Davies. Dec. 5, 6:30-9 p.m. MUSIC continued page 40

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my805tix.com. Trilogy at Monarch Dunes, 1640 Trilogy Pkwy, Nipomo. KERRY IRISH PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS AN IRISH CHRISTMAS As seen on PBS. Join an award-winning cast of Riverdance principals and World Champion Dancers in a celebration of the great traditions of Christmas in Ireland: butter-making, chasing the wren on St. Stephen’s Day, drawing down the half door, and more. Dec. 22, 7-10 p.m. $40-$59. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter. org/shows/an-irish-christmas-2023/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. KIP, INC. PRESENTS THE SOUND OF CHRISTMAS SING-ALONG Sing your way into the season with holiday favorites. A fun-filled sing-along with orchestra and choir, and a wonderful way to celebrate the holidays with those you love. Featuring Emmynominated conductor Charles Fernandez, the Sound of Christmas Chamber Players and Choir, and narrator Sheelagh Cullen. Dec. 23, 2-5 p.m. $35-$50. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter. org. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS FREE JAZZ CHRISTMAS CONCERT IN THE MALL Central City Swing, a 17-piece jazz band, will perform a free Christmas concert; a wide assortment of seasonal swing and jazz music. Dec. 12, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. 805-922-7931. Santa Maria Town Center, 142 Town Center East, Santa Maria. THE SANTA MARIA PHILHARMONIC: BAROQUE MASTERS SEASON CONCERT The Santa Maria Philharmonic Orchestra chamber players and Maestro Michael Nowak welcome one and all to a celebration of Baroque composers, a holiday season tradition for the Philharmonic. Dec. 1, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $45. 805-925-0412. smphilharmonic.org. First United Methodist Church, 311 Broadway, Santa Maria. TIMELESS HOLIDAYS Central Coast Harmony, a member of Sweet Adelines International, presents an early evening of music, fun and prizes at Lutheran Church of Our Savior. Dec. 9, 4-6 p.m. Free. 805-7367572. Lutheran Church of Our Savior, 4725 S. Bradley Rd., Orcutt.

LOMPOC/VANDENBERG A POPS SEASON’S GREETINGS Presented by the Lompoc Pops Orchestra. Enjoy some performances of your favorite songs of the season. Dec. 3, 7-9 p.m. explorelompoc. com. First United Methodist Church, 925 N. F Street, Lompoc. SANTA YNEZ VALLEY SYV CHORALE CAROLERS AND SY JAZZ BAND Enjoy live music in conjunction with Los Olivos Olde Fashioned Christmas. Dec. 2, 5 p.m. losolivosca.com/olde-fashionedchristmas/. Downtown Los Olivos, Grand Ave., Los Olivos.

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NORTH SLO COUNTY WRITING A WAY OUT OF TRAUMA, AND AROUND THE WORLD WITH AUTHOR KATYA CENGEL Journalist/author Katya Cengel will discuss reporting work around the world and how her passion for writing about overlooked individuals grew out of a childhood stay in a psychosomatic unit. She will also sell and sign her new book, Strait Jackets and Lunch Money. Nov. 18, 12-1 p.m. Free. Atascadero Library, 6555 Capistrano, Atascadero. SAN LUIS OBISPO SLO NIGHTWRITERS: A COMMUNITY OF WRITERS SLO NightWriters supports local writers with monthly presentations, critique groups, contests, and other events. Second Tuesday of every month, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. 805-703-3132. slonightwriters. org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. WALT WHITMAN GAY MEN’S BOOK CLUB This club reads, studies and discusses books chosen by the group which relate to their lives as gay men. All are welcome. Second Monday of every month, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS VALLEY READS BOOK CLUB Group covers a different book each month. Registration required. Second Saturday of every month, 2 p.m. Free. 805-925-0994. cityofsantamaria.org/city-government/

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CAROLE MCDONALD California native Carole McDonald creates textured felted bags and pursues her passion for color as a self-taught acrylic and oil painter since moving to the Central Coast. View her vibrant, precise and textural works. Mondays, WednesdaysSundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through Dec. 29 Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay. FINE ART PAINTINGS BY SPANKY ANDERSON In Spanky Anderson’s own words: “My peripheral vision of the central coast sunrises and sunsets dictate the color palette and brushstrokes onto my canvas.” Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through Nov. 29 Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay. FINE ART PHOTOGRAPHY GROUP SHOW: WINDWARD TIDES Experience the beauty of the California coast through stunning landscape photography. Artists Karen Peterson, Greg Siragusa, Cathy Russ, Dominic Hartman, and Grant Kreinberg capture the ever-changing moods and breathtaking vistas of this iconic coastal paradise. Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through Nov. 29 Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay. METAL ART BY TRUDI GILLIAM Gilliam creates her sculptures using copper, brass, nickel/silver, and found objects. This new series of whales and birds uses copper and sea glass. ongoing 805-772-9955. Seven Sisters Gallery, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 8, Morro Bay, sevensistersgalleryca.com. NORTH SLO COUNTY HANDCRAFTED FOR THE HOLIDAYS 2023 Premier craftspeople and artists are featured in this unique exhibition and retail sale. You’ll find an abundance of unique, handmade gifts and goods at every price point. A portion of every sale supports Studios on the Park’s mission of bringing art to the community. Through Dec. 30 Free. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles. LOCAL HOLIDAY SHOPPING HOURS As a thank you to Studios on the Park supporters, public is invited to enjoy special shopping hours, before venue is open to the public.

There will be coffee and croissants to enjoy while you browse the Handcrafted for the Holidays show. Nov. 17, 10 a.m.-noon Free entry. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org/ events/local-shopping-hours/. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles. SIP N’ SKETCH A vibrant Sip n’ Sketch featuring a unique floral arrangement created by local artist Barbro Bond. Bring your own supplies or borrow some. Nov. 18, 6-9 p.m. $20. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles. SAN LUIS OBISPO ALISA SIKELIANOS-CARTER The Alisa Sikelianos-Carter exhibition at SLOMA will promote an emerging female artist of color whose works are inspired by the stories of her Black ancestors and traditionally Black hairstyles, centered on ancestral power and mythology. Nov. 18-March 10, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibition/alisasikelianos-carter/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. ARTIST RIKI SCHUMACHER AT ART CENTRAL GALLERY Schumacher’s work is pensive and introspective, inspiring one to take a solitary walk on a cloudy day. Wander in to reflect on her “delicious, wistful landscapes.” Mondays-Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sundays, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-7474200. artcentralslo.com/gallery-artists/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. THE FACULTY SHOW ‘23 A testament to the diverse and collective brilliance of the Cuesta College Fine Arts faculty through a variety of media. A portion of all sales help fund the Fine Arts Access Scholarship, making an arts education more affordable for the next generation of artists. MondaysFridays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. through Dec. 8 Free. 805-546-3202. cuesta.edu/student/ campuslife/artgallery/index.html. Harold J. Miossi Gallery, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. FREE DOCENT TOURS Gain a deeper understanding of the artwork on view with SLOMA’s new docent tours. Every Saturday, join trained guides for interactive and engaging tours of SLOMA’s current exhibitions. Saturdays, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/visit/tours/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. ART continued page 42

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JOHN BARRETT John Barrett was born in Detroit, Michigan in 1952 and grew up in Manhattan Beach, California. He began pursuing his career as an artist in the late 1960s influenced by his great-grandfather, a painter. Through Nov. 27, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibition/ john-barrett/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. LEAH ROSENBERG Rosenberg works across artistic media to spark new experiences of color. Using painting, installation, printmaking, sculpture, performance, and video, she invites viewers to consider how color can be perceived both multi-sensorially and multidimensionally. Dec. 1-April 1 Free. 805-5438562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. LESLIE SUTCLIFFE This installation consists of 96 panels, any number of which can be assembled and reassembled in a multitude of ways. Initially, the individual panels were inspired by the rich visual imagery in Italo Calvino’s Six Memos for the Next Millennium. Through Jan. 29, 2024 Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibition/mementos-of-sixmillennia/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. OUTSIDE THE BOX Craftmakers presents Outside the Box, an exhibition of fine craft, including clay masks, encaustics, collages, fabric, sculpture, and more. Craftmakers is an artist group of the Central Coast Artists Collective. Through Nov. 27 Free. 805-7474200. artcentralslo.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. PLEIN AIR PAINTERS OF THE CENTRAL COAST A self-directed fun group of dynamic artists who enjoy painting and sketching outdoors. Artists meet on site at various locations. Weekly plein air destinations are provided by Kirsti Wothe via email (mrswothe@yahoo.com). Wednesdays, 9 a.m.-noon SLO County, Various locations countywide, San Luis Obispo. LOMPOC/VANDENBERG CRITTERS: REAL AND IMAGINED Photographer Rick Skillin and glass artist Joellen Chrones, will showcase wildlife photos and fused glass critters. A reception will be on Nov. 12 from 1 to 3 p.m. Thursdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805

-737 -1129. lompocart.org. Cypress Gallery, 119 E Cypress Ave., Lompoc. SANTA YNEZ VALLEY MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE An installation by Northridge-based artist Elizabeth Criss. Through Feb. 1, 2024 wildlingmuseum.org. Wildling Museum of Art and Nature, 1511-B Mission Dr., Solvang, 805-688-1082. POINTS OF VIEW Britt Friedman and Gerry Winant display their landscape paintings. Gerry will also exhibit abstract paintings along with his realistic landscapes. Closed on Thanksgiving Day. Mondays-Sundays, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. through Nov. 30 805 688 -7517. GalleryLosOlivos.com. Gallery Los Olivos, 2920 Grand Ave., Los Olivos.

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NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY ROD BAKER’S NINTH HOLIDAY GIFT STUDIO GLASS SALE Celebrate seasonal gift-giving with Rod Baker’s affordable and artful glasswork, light snacks, an inspiring sculpture garden, quaint glass studios, and glassblowing demos. Dec. 3, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free admission. 805-551-6836. Central Coast Glass Blowing and Fusing, 1279 2nd Street, Los Osos, RodBakerGlass.com. NORTH SLO COUNTY ANNUAL UNDER $200 ART SHOW: CALL FOR ARTISTS Currently accepting work for the popular annual show, the Under $200 Art Show. Artists may submit one or two pieces of their original artwork available for sale (under $200) this holiday season. Artwork accepted until Nov. 22. Exhibition ends Jan. 15. Saturdays, Sundays, 12-4 p.m. and Tuesdays-Fridays, 11 a.m.-6 p.m. through Nov. 22 Artworks under $200 available for sale. 805-464-0533. the1artery.com. The ARTery, 5890 Traffic Way, Atascadero. DALE EVERS’ ANNUAL HOLIDAY ART EVENT An annual holiday art show in beautiful downtown Paso Robles a block off the park. Come see the newest sculptural and lighting designs by Dale Evers and Tim Anderson, and the newest jewelry and sculpture designs of Chloe Evers. Nov. 17, 2-7 p.m., Nov. 18, 12-4 p.m. and Nov. 19, 12-5 p.m. 805-234-0975. daleeversstudio.com. Dale Evers Studio, 1000 Park St., Paso Robles. FIRST SATURDAY: WINE, ART, AND MUSIC Studios on the Park celebrates

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Monterey Street will be showcasing local artists and spreading holiday cheer. Dec. 2, 4-7 p.m. Free. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo. com/holiday-treasure-stroll-2023/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. SECOND SATURDAYS AT SLOMA Intergenerational learning and creative expression for children of all ages. Families are invited to SLOMA’s lawn to learn about the visual arts together using our unique activity kits and create an art project inspired by our exhibitions. Second Saturday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. through Dec. 9 Free. 805-5438562. sloma.org/events/second-saturdays/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY CAROL OF THE ARTS Includes the Studio Theatre Art Gallery Show at 6 p.m. and the Forbes Hall Performing Arts Show at 7 p.m. A showcase of art, dance, and band and choir performances presented by the students of Arroyo Grande High School. Dec. 13, 6 & 7 p.m. $5-$10. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/aghs-carol-of-thearts/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. LOMPOC/VANDENBERG FIRST THURSDAY ART WALK Mark your calendars for December 7 for Art Walk. Cypress Gallery will be open, and its Holiday Show will be up for shopping. Features a “Holiday Make and Take.” Visitors will create their own work of art and take it home. First Thursday of every month, 5-8 p.m. Free. Lompoc Valley Art Association (Cypress Gallery), 119 E. Cypress, Lompoc, CA, 805-737-1129, lompocart.org.

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NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY ALCOHOL INK FAMILY PLAY TIME Alcohol inks are basically inks with alcohol in them, so they dry super fast. Make ornaments, necklaces, or magnets and shaving cream cards during this family-friendly event. Preregistration required. Nov. 25, 10 a.m.-noon $35. 805-286-5993. creativemetime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. FREE DEMONSTRATION: MOSAIC JEWELRY MAKING During this free demonstration, Joan Martin Fee, owner of Creative Me Time, will show you how to make beautiful mosaic jewelry just in time for the holidays. You’ll

walk away from this hands-on demonstration ready to create mosaic jewelry that is fun and beautiful. Dec. 11, 3-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay, artcentermorrobay.org. MAKE A MOSAIC GIFT Guests will have many colors, baubles, and beads to choose from to make their creations very personal. Preregistration required. Dec. 2, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Various. 805-286-5993. creativemetime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. MOSAIC GIFTS Create a unique, one-of-akind gift for that special someone on your gift list. You will have many colors, baubles, and beads to choose from to make your creation very personal. You’ll also learn everything you need to make a mosaic from cutting to gluing to grouting. Nov. 26, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Various. 805-286-5993. creativemetime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. MOSAIC WINE STOPPERS AND NECKLACES Create a mosaic in minutes with easy techniques while choosing from instructors’ huge supply of colorful baubles. Preregistration required. Dec. 3, 1-3 p.m. Various. 805-286-5993. creativemetime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. MOSAICS IN MINUTES Joan Martin Fee will discuss how to create a mosaic in minutes. Each attendee will create a wine stopper or necklace. Preregistration not required. Dec. 11, 3-5 p.m. Free. 805-2865993. creativemetime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. SEA GLASS HAMMERED METAL JEWELRY Make beautiful sea glass gifts. Learn how to drill holes in sea glass (for safety, this will be a demonstration), hammer metal to create, strengthen, and texture and basic jewelry making skills. You’ll take home two stunning sea glass pierced earrings and a necklace. Preregister. Dec. 3, 10 a.m.-noon $50. 805286-5993. creativemetime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. NORTH SLO COUNTY FROSTY BIRD HOUSE Bring your little ones to a step by step tutorial to create a cozy little birdhouse in the snow for all the December birds using paint. Dec. 9, 1-2 p.m. $25. studiosonthepark.org/events/frostybird-house/. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-238-9800. ART continued page 44

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HOLIDAY FUSED GLASS PLATE OR BOWL WORKSHOP Learn the basics of working with fused glass and using a variety of colored glass to create a unique design. Nov. 16, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $100. 805-464-2633. glassheadstudio.com. Glasshead Studio, 8793 Plata Lane, Suite H, Atascadero. HOLIDAY ORNAMENT WORKSHOP A seasonal favorite. Create your own fused glass ornaments using a variety of colorful glass. After the ornaments are fired, a silver bale is glued to the back. All materials included. Dec. 2, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. and Dec. 4, 5-7 p.m. $50 for 3 ornaments. 805-464-2633. glassheadstudio.com. Glasshead Studio, 8793 Plata Lane, Suite H, Atascadero. LIVE FIGURE DRAWING Uninstructed Live Figure Drawing sessions hosted on the third Thursday of each month. Open to all artists ages 18 and older. Please bring your own art supplies. We will have chairs, tables, and a nude model to sketch. Note: no class in December. Third Thursday of every month, 1-4 p.m. $20. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark. org/classes-workshops/. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles. MACRAME PLANT HOLDER CLASS Peaceful Plants is offering a macrame plant hanger class at Pianetta Winery. Nov. 26, 2-4 p.m. my805tix.com. Pianetta Winery, 829 13th St., Paso Robles. PAINT AND SIP Join one of the artists of ArtSocial805 for a Friday night paint and sip experience at Cass Winery. Nov. 17, 7-9 p.m. $55-$75. 805-239-1730. artsocial805. com. Cass Winery and Vineyard, 7350 Linne Rd., Paso Robles. PUMPKINS IN PASTEL CLASS Embrace the essence of autumn in this cozy pastel workshop led by Anne Laddon, who will guide you to create your very own fall masterpiece based off of a photo, just in time for Thanksgiving. Materials and wine included in cost. Nov. 17, 5-8 p.m. $30 for one; $50 for two. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org/ events/pumpkins-in-pastel-class/. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles. SACRED SPIRIT DOLL MAKING Utilizing ritual and ceremony, experience a personal journey within to express and manifest love and light through doll making. Make and take home a very personal and empowering

treasure. Nov. 19, 12-3 p.m. $99. 805-4642175. greenomenapothecary.com/eventsworkshops. The Green Omen Apothecary and Tea Lounge, 6280 Palma Ave., Atascadero. SIP N’ SKETCH Bring your own supplies (or borrow some of our’s) and paint or sketch a themed live-model or still life under the guidance of Studios resident artists. See website for the specific theme of the month. Your first glass of wine is included in price. Third Saturday of every month, 6-9 p.m. $20. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles. STUDIOS ON THE PARK: CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS Check site for a variety of classes and workshops offered. ongoing studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-238-9800. SAN LUIS OBISPO ACRYLIC PAINTING WITH CATHERINE LEMOINE It’s not possible to paint a chicken without smiling at yourself. Join this class to start your adventure with color and painting texture. The fun starts when you sign up. Dec. 9, 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m. $45. 805-863-4287. artcentralslo.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. ACTOR’S EDGE: ACTING CLASSES Actor’s Edge offers film and television acting training in San Luis Obispo, plus exposure to Los Angeles talent agents. All ages and skill levels welcome. Classes available in SLO, LA, and on zoom. ongoing $210 per month. actorsedge. com. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. ALL LEVELS POTTERY CLASSES Anam Cre is a pottery studio in SLO that offers a variety of classes. This specific class is open to any level. Teachers are present for questions, but the class feels more like an open studio time for potters. Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. $40. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com. BEGINNING DRAWING WITH SPENCER COLLINS This class is designed to teach young students the important basic building blocks of drawing. Students learn about various drawing techniques and materials such as graphite, charcoal, and paint pens. Students will learn to draw things from life, including animals, places, and people. Mondays, 3:30-4:30 p.m. through Dec. 18 $28 per student; refer a second student for $5 off one class. 559-

250-3081. artcentralslo.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. BEYOND THE BASICS OF WATERCOLOR WITH VIRGINIA MACK This is a class for those who love imagining ways to further their visual expressions. A watercolor-based course, but one that branches out into other media. Third Wednesday of every month, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. and Fourth Thursday of every month, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $35 per class. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. CLAY BABY HANDPRINTS Offers a unique experience of pressing your baby’s hand/ foot into clay so parents can cherish this time forever. Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, Sundays $55. anamcre.com/babyhandprints. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. INTERMEDIATE OIL PAINTING: ADULT ART CLASS This class is for students who may have tried oil painting in the past but are looking to advance their skill levels. Color theory and proportion study will be a focus in the class. Mondays, 2-5 p.m. $30 per student or $75 for 3 classes. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/workshops-events/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. JAPANESE CALLIGRAPHY AND ART Owen and Kyoko Hunt from Kyoto, Japan offer classes for Japanese calligraphy (Fridays, 5:30-6:30 p.m.), a Japanese art called “haiga” (Fridays, 10-11:30 a.m.) and more at Nesting Hawk Ranch. Fridays $45. 702-335-0730. Nesting Hawk Ranch, Call for address, San Luis Obispo. LEARN TO WEAVE MONDAYS An opportunity to learn how a four-shaft loom works. You will get acquainted as a new weaver or as a refresher with lots of tips and tricks. This class includes getting to know a loom, how to prepare/dress a loom, and much much more. Mondays, 1-4 p.m. $75 monthly. 805-441-8257. Patricia Martin: Whispering Vista Studios, 224 Squire Canyon Rd, San Luis Obispo, patriciamartinartist.com. LEARNING CALLIGRAPHY AND ITS HISTORY WITH CHERYL BARTON Over the course of four sessions, learn the basics of calligraphy, practice notable scripts, and take a look at the compelling history and evolution of the scripts we use today. Email Cheryl at cbchezza@gmail.com for more

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info and to register. Fridays, 10:30 a.m.-noon through Nov. 17 $28 per class, or $100 for all four. artcentralslo.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-747-4200. PAINTING AN EVENING MARINA WITH PASTELS WITH JIM TYLER Complete a large, complex painting over the course of 1.5 days. Start with a wet underpainting technique to provide a rich glow. This is an instructor-led class with demonstrations each step of the way. All experience levels welcome. Nov. 17, 2-5:30 p.m. and Nov. 18, 10:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. $140. 805-748-2220. artcentralslo.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. POTTERY: BEGINNING WHEEL CLASS This series is a great intro to the pottery wheel. Students learn to throw various shapes, surface decorate, and glaze. Clay and firing included with admission. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $180. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. RICE PAPER COLLAGE WITH LINDA CUNNINGHAM Receive step-by-step instruction for creating a beautiful Purple Iris-themed rice paper collage with hand painted rice papers, acrylic paints, and gel plates. Beginners are welcome and no experience is necessary. Jan. 6, 1-4:30 p.m. $40. 805-478-2158. artcentralslo.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. SCULPTURE CLASS WITH ROD PEREZ This weekly sculpture drop-in class gives an opportunity for potters to take on new projects and learn new techniques relating to sculptural work. Additionally, every first Friday of the month, a new project will be taught by Rod Perez for beginners. Fridays, 10 a.m.-noon $40. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. SLO DRAWZ: OPEN FIGURE DRAWING GROUP Improve your drawing skills while also building a community of supportive creatives with live models. This is not a guided class, please bring your own materials. To sign up, email chantellegoldthwaite@gmail.com. Every other Monday, 5-7 p.m. and Every other Thursday, 5-7 p.m. through Dec. 31 $20 per session; or $60 for a month pass. 805747-4200. instagram.com/slodrawz/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. SQUARE DANCE 12-WEEK CLASS Learn

to square dance. Wide variety of music. No dress code and no dance experience needed. Every Thursday, Thanksgiving excluded. No partner needed; couples are welcome. Thursdays, 7-9 p.m. through Nov. 30 $70 per person for full program. 805-7817300. squaredancecentralcoast/classes. SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. VIRGINIA MACK: BEGINNING WATERCOLOR This is a watercolor class designed to let you jump in and try out this engaging medium through experimentation. It’s designed for beginners and those with watercolor experience who wish to expand their knowledge of painting in watercolors. To enroll please contact Mack via email: vbmack@charter.net Wednesdays, 1:30-3:30 p.m. $35. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo. com/workshops-events/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS ARTISTIC SELF ART STUDIO For adults ages 50 and over. Bring your art projects and supplies and work on them in a comfortable and relaxing atmosphere with other artists. This is a drop-in program. Wednesdays, 9-10 a.m. through Dec. 27 Free. 805-925-0951. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 Park Ave., Santa Maria. BALLROOM, LATIN, AND SWING DANCE CLASSES Social ballroom, Latin, and swing lessons for all ages on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Beginner and advance classes. Tuesdays, Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. $45-$55. 805928-7799. Kleindancesarts.com. KleinDance Arts, 3558 Skyway Drive, suite A, Santa Maria. DANCE CLASSES: EVERYBODY CAN DANCE Classes available for all skill levels. Class sizes limited. ongoing Everybody Can Dance, 628 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria, 805-937-6753, everybodycandance.webs.com/. FOLK DANCE CLASS For adults ages 50 and up. Learn folk dances from around the world. No experience is necessary. Every third Thursday, 2-3 p.m. through Dec. 28 Free. 805-925-0951. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 Park Ave., Santa Maria. LEARN CALIFORNIA’S OFFICIAL DANCE: WEST COAST SWING Learn west coast swing in a casual, friendly environment, taught by Texas state swing champion, Gina Sigman. Free intro from 6:30 to 7 p.m. Beyond the Basics ($10) is 7 to 7:45 p.m. $10

entry includes social dance (7:45 to 8:15 p.m.). Tuesdays, 6:30-8:15 p.m. 832-8848114. Cubanissimo Cuban Coffee House, 4869 S. Bradley Rd., #118, Orcutt. MUSIC LESSONS AT COELHO ACADEMY Learn to play piano, drums, guitar, base, ukulele, or violin, or take vocal lessons. ongoing 805-925-0464. coelhomusic.com/ Lessons/lessons.html. Coelho Academy of Music, 325 E. Betteravia Rd., Santa Maria.

Kid Stuff

NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY EMBARCADERO WELCOMES SANTA Visit Santa’s house at the Embarcadero. Dec. 1-3, 5-8 p.m., Dec. 9, 5-8 p.m., Dec. 10, 5-8 p.m. and Dec. 16, 5-8 p.m. morrobay.org. Embarcadero Morro Bay, 714 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. ENJOY AXE THROWING Enjoy the art of axe throwing in a safe and fun environment. Kids ages 10 and older are welcome with an adult. No personal axes please. Fridays, 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. and Saturdays, 12-6 p.m. $20. 805528-4880. baysidemartialarts.com. Bayside Martial Arts, 1200 2nd St., Los Osos. NORTH SLO COUNTY 33RD ANNUAL VICTORIAN TEDDY BEAR TEA Special guests include the Snow Queen and King, Santa and Mrs. Claus, elves, and others. Enjoy tea, gingerbread cookies, candy canes, and more. Dec. 16, 2-4 p.m. my805tix.com/e/victoriantea. Park Ballroom, 1232 Park St. #200, Paso Robles. YOUTH DRAWING SERIES Please join ArtSocial805 at the Creative Campus for a four-part Youth Drawing Series. Some of the subjects will include eyes, mouths, faces, figures, still life, or animals. Nov. 18, 10-11 a.m. $100 per participant. 805400-9107. artsocial805.com. ArtSocial 805 Creative Campus, 3340 Ramada Drive, suite 2C, Paso Robles. SAN LUIS OBISPO GYM JAM CLINIC Enjoy two hours of progressive gymnastics skill training on bars, beam, floor, trampoline, plus obstacle courses and more. All levels welcome; no experience necessary For ages 5-17. Nov. 18, 1-3 p.m. $25 for first child; $10 per additional sibling.

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The gift of Swift

The Santa Maria Fairpark presents Twist on Taylor, live in concert, on Dec. 9, starting at 8:30 p.m. Based in Las Vegas and Southern California, this Taylor Swift tribute act is led by singer Sara Jessica Rhodes. Tickets to the show are available in advance at my805tix.com. The Santa Maria Fairpark is located at 937 S. Thornburg St., Santa Maria. —C.W. KID STUFF from page 44

805-547-1496. performanceathleticsslo.com. Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. HARVEST GYMNASTICS CAMP Described as the perfect way to regroup before the holidays start. Take a deep breath (or get in some last-minute shopping) while your child will enjoy hours of gymnastics fun. For ages 4-13; all levels. Custom scheduling available. Nov. 20, 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m., Nov. 21, 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and Nov. 22, 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. $40-$135 (depending on what you choose). 805-547-1496. performanceathleticsslo.com/ camps. Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

PARENT-CHILD POTTERY CLASS Make lasting memories with clay together as a family. For ages 6 and over. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-noon $70. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com. SANTA ARRIVES BY AMTRAK’S SURFLINER Santa leaves his sleigh and rides Amtrak’s Surfliner to the San Luis Obispo Railroad station, then to the Railroad Museum where he will hear all the wishes from children of all ages in at the Museum’s 1926 Pullman Lounge Car. Dec. 2, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-548-1894. slorrm.com. San Luis Obispo Railroad Museum, 1940 Santa Barbara Ave, San Luis Obispo.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE Enjoy a special holiday celebration with your favorite DPAC Dancers. “Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. That’s what Christmas is all about Charlie Brown.” Dec. 16, 6 p.m. $15-$25. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/dpac-christmas-timeis-here/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS COOKIES AND CHAPTERS BOOK CLUB Each month will feature a new chapter book. Free copies of the book will be provided on a first come, first served basis. The book for November is Maya and the Robot by Eve L. Ewing. For ages 9-14. Nov. 18, 11 a.m. 805-925-0994. engagedpatrons. org. Santa Maria Public Library (Altrusa Theater), 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. LET’S BLOW OFF SOME STEAM Come to a special story time that encourages curiosity and exploration. Science, Technology, Engineering, Art, and Math themes will be explored through stories and discovered through hands-on activities. Come dressed for mess. Dec. 14, 4 p.m. 805-925-0994. engagedpatrons. org. Santa Maria Public Library (Altrusa Theater), 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. MUSIC AND MOVEMENT Sing, dance, play instruments, and move to the beat. Develop motor skills and listening skills while having fun. Ideal for younger children but all ages welcome. Dec. 18, 11 a.m. 805-925-0994. engagedpatrons. org. Santa Maria Public Library (Altrusa Theater), 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. PAWS TO READ Reading to dogs is a wonderful way for children to gain confidence while reading aloud. These dogs absolutely love books and are excellent listeners. No one pays attention to a child reading quite like a dog. First come, first served for 15-minute time slots. Nov. 28, 3:30-5 p.m. 805-925-0994. engagedpatrons. org. Santa Maria Public Library (Altrusa Theater), 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. POKÉMON CLUB Join other Pokémon trainers at the popular Pokémon Club. Learn how to play the trading card game, watch the anime, and participate in other fun activities. Bring a deck from home to battle or use one from the library. Nov. 18, 11

a.m. Free. 805-925-0994. engagedpatrons. org. Santa Maria Public Library (Altrusa Theater), 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. TROLLS MOVIE MARATHON Spend the morning singing along to the Trolls Movies. Stay afterwards for fun troll activities. Come dressed as your favorite troll character. Nov. 20, 11 a.m. and Nov. 21, 11 a.m. Free. 805-9250994. engagedpatrons.org. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. YOGA STORY TIME Families, relax together at this yoga story time. Children and caregivers will be introduced to mindfulness and learn exercises to help regulate emotions. Space and supplies are limited. Borrow a yoga mat or bring one from home. This program runs approximately 30 minutes. Dec. 10, 2 p.m. engagedpatrons.org. Santa Maria Public Library (Altrusa Theater), 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria, 805-925-0994. SANTA YNEZ VALLEY GINGERBREAD WONDERLAND AT ST. MARK’S Enjoy a showcase of creative holiday gingerbread houses. Dec. 2, 4 p.m. St. Mark’s in the Valley Episcopal Church, 2901 Nojoqui Ave., Los Olivos. SANTA’S VILLAGE Open every Saturday leading up to Christmas Day. Come on out to Solvang Park to meet Mr. Claus with Christmas lists at the ready. Pictures with Santa are free to all. Dec. 2, 2-4 p.m., Dec. 9, 12-4 p.m., Dec. 16, 12-4 p.m. and Dec. 23, 12-4 p.m. solvangusa.com. Solvang Park, Mission Dr. and First St., Solvang.

The Outdoors

NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY 1,000 TREE PLANTING FOR GREENSPACE: THE CAMBRIA LAND TRUST Grab your shovels, gloves, and boots to help this rehabilitation/ reforestation project with State Parks. Nov. 18, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805-927-2866. greenspacecambria.org. Hearst San Simeon State Park, 500 San Simeon Creek Road, San Simeon. NATIVE PLANTS FOR POLLINATORS Los

Osos Valley Garden Club hosts Master Gardener and certified California Naturalist Peggy Burhenn as she discusses steps to make your garden more welcoming to pollinators. A member talk on Gardening for Native Bees in Sand will be given by Cindy Roessler beforehand. Nov. 19, 2-4 p.m. Free. lovgardenclub.org. First Baptist Church of Los Osos, 1900 Los Osos Valley Road, Los Osos, 805-528-3066. NORTH SLO COUNTY HOLIDAY MUSICAL WALK AROUND THE LAKE Enjoy carolers, community singing, and holiday decor in a charming lakeside setting. Dec. 2, 5:30-9 p.m. Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero. TASTE OF TIN CITY WALKING TOUR Enjoy the first ever walking tour of Tin City – an industrial area just outside of downtown Paso Robles – that is home to a community of innovative and passionate producers of high-quality wines, spirits, beer, and more. Saturdays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. $125. 805-400-3141. toasttours.com/tour/tin-city-walking-tour/. Toast Tours, 1722 Stillwater Ct, Paso Robles. SAN LUIS OBISPO BIRDS AND BOTANY MONTHLY WALK AT SLO BOTANICAL GARDEN The Garden is excited to present a monthly bird walk series on the fourth Thursday of every month which explores the intersection of birds and botany. Fourth Thursday of every month, 8-11 a.m. $10 for Garden Members; $40 for general public. 805-541-1400. slobg. org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo. GARDEN FOUNDER WALK AND TALK Walk and talk with Eve Vigil in the Botanical Garden each month on the first Wednesday. Free garden tour with paid admission to the Garden. Free for members. No need to RSVP, just show up and enjoy. First Wednesday of every month, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free with $5 Garden Entry. 805-541-1400. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo. NATURE NIGHTS The SLO Botanical Garden announces its second season of Nature Nights. Visit site for more info on the event as well as tickets. Fridays, Saturdays, 5-8 p.m. through Dec. 31 $27 Adults; $17

Youth (ages 6-17); free for ages 5 and under. 805-541-1400. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo. SIERRA CLUB HISTORIC WALK OF SAN LUIS OBISPO: POST WORLD WAR II REBIRTH Downtown stroll to learn about SLO city life from the mid-40s with its pool halls and soda fountains to its transformation in the ‘70s. Nov. 19, 2-3:30 p.m. Free. 805-549-0355. Corner of Santa Rosa and Pacific, Santa Rosa Street and Pacific Street, San Luis Obispo. SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY BEGINNER GROUP SURF LESSONS AND SURF CAMPS Lessons and camp packages available daily. All equipment included. ongoing Starts at $70. 805-835-7873. sandbarsurf.com/. Sandbar Surf School Meetup Spot, 110 Park Ave., Pismo Beach. POINT SAN LUIS LIGHTHOUSE TOURS A docent-led tour of the buildings and grounds of the historic Point San Luis Light Station. Check website for more details. Wednesdays, Saturdays pointsanluislighthouse.org/. Point San Luis Lighthouse, 1 Lighthouse Rd., Avila Beach. WOMEN MAKING WAVES HIKE An opportunity to connect with like-minded, passionate women who are here to lift one another up as we navigate life, work, family, (fill in the blank). Nov. 18, 9 a.m. my805tix. com. Pismo Preserve, Mattie Road, Pismo Beach. SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS GROUP WALKS AND HIKES Check website for the remainder of this year’s group hike dates and private hike offerings. ongoing 805-343-2455. dunescenter.org. Guadalupe-Nipomo Dunes Center, 1065 Guadalupe St., Guadalupe. SANTA YNEZ VALLEY SOLVANG CANDLELIGHT TOURS Traverse the streets of Solvang, while singing carols and learning about some Danish traditions along with Solvang history. Led by a costumed guide, all tour participants will receive an LED candle to hold during the tour. Dec. 8, 5 p.m., Dec. 9, 5 p.m., Dec. 15, 5 p.m., Dec. 16, 5 p.m. and Dec. 18-23, 5 p.m. solvangusa.com. Solvang Park, Mission Dr. and First St., Solvang. ✦

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Arts ARTIFACTS Prolific choreographer brings The Nutcracker to Arroyo Grande

The Santa Maria Civic Ballet and Everybody Can DANCE present their annual, collaborative production of The Nutcracker, choreographed by Diane Rose Zink, at the Clark Center for the Performing Arts in Arroyo Grande on Nov. 25, at 7 p.m., and Nov. 26, at 3 p.m. As the show’s artistic director, Zink has helmed this unique version of Tchaikovsky’s classic ballet since its Central Coast debut at the Santa Maria Town Center in 1987. Local actor Makai Copado, who played the Nutcracker Prince during Zink’s 2022 production, reprises the role in this year’s iteration. The cast also includes Everybody Can DANCE alumna Juliet Peck as the Sugar Plum Fairy. The show is described as “journey through the wonder of first love and the joys of the season,” in press materials. The plot opens on Christmas Eve with a young girl named Clara and her godfather, who gifts her a wooden toy soldier for Christmas. Later that night, Clara has a nightmare about giant mice breaking into her home, led by the evil Mouse King. It’s up to her toy soldier, the Nutcracker Prince, to defeat the rodent army. Tickets to The Nutcracker are $20 for children and $25 for adults. To find out more about the program and other upcoming shows hosted by the Clark Center for the Performing Arts, call the venue’s box office at (805) 4899444 or visit clarkcenter.org. The Clark Center is located at 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. The box office is open one hour prior to each performance, and regularly Tuesday through Friday, from 1 to 6 p.m., and every Saturday, from noon to 4 p.m. For more info on either Everybody Can DANCE or the Santa Maria Civic Ballet, visit facebook.com/ecdsmcb.

Scrooge returns to the Great American Melodrama for The Holiday Extravaganza

The Great American Melodrama’s 2023 production of The Holiday Extravaganza is scheduled to open on Nov. 17. Performances of this annual holiday production will run through Dec. 31. The three-act show includes the venue’s traditional retelling of A Christmas Carol, a fractured fairy tale opera segment, and a holiday-themed vaudeville act. For more details, call the Great American Melodrama’s box office at (805) 489-2499. The Great American Melodrama is located at 1863 Front St., Oceano. Check americanmelodrama.com for tickets and show times. Discounts for seniors, students, and children are available. ∆ —Caleb Wiseblood

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SLO Rep brings the holiday cheer with 10th annual production of A Christmas Story

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here may be no better showcase of the wonder, chaos, and downright absurdity of the holiday season than the iconic Warner Bros. movie A Christmas Story. The 1983 flick is on TV everywhere during the holiday season (the frequency of which is rivaled only by It’s a Wonderful Life and The Twilight Zone). So it only makes sense, according to SLO Repertory Theatre Managing Artistic Director Kevin Harris, that the theatrical production of A Christmas Story is one of the most popular and beloved shows the theater company puts on. “Most of the people that come and see the play know the lines by heart because they are just so familiar with all of the scenes,” Harris said. “When you are that familiar with the movie version, seeing it performed live in front of you is an amazing experience.” A Christmas Story starts its run on Nov. 17 where it will be performed Wednesday through Sunday at 7 p.m. with a bonus showing on Saturday and Sunday at 2 p.m. (showings on Thanksgiving or Dec. 1). “For a lot of people, this is their first time seeing a SLO Rep production so the show sticks with them,” Harris said. “A lot of people bring in their kids or even grandkids because it’s fun for everyone at all ages.” The production is more than just a celebration of a holiday classic, according to Harris, who told New Times that it’s also the 10th anniversary of the show for SLO Rep. “As far as I know, no one had really done it at the time we started back in 2013,” Harris said. “The play version of the movie had been adapted before we put on the production [by Philip Grecian], but when we had the opportunity to do it we jumped at it the first chance we had.” Part of the reason Harris felt so strongly about putting on the play then and now was due to a couple of unique factors that SLO Rep has going for it. “We knew almost immediately that it would work well in the smaller space that we had and that because of the nature of the movie, we could utilize the younger actors who took part in our Academy of Creative Theatre Program,” he said. “And the response we got was just off the charts, I mean it really took us by surprise.” He said that in that first production—and the

FANTASTIC FRAGILÉ From the unforgetable leg lamp to the hilarious (and horrifying) wet tongue on a cold lamppost, SLO Rep’s A Christmas Story brings the movie magic to the stage.

year it evolves in some way with a new cast and alternate takes,” he said. “I give a speech at the start Catch the show for yourself at SLO Rep (888 Morro St., SLO) Nov. of every year’s rehearsal, and I tell them how it’s 17 through Dec. 23. For tickets and more information on show times, such a treat to see how the story resonates with the visit slorep.org/shows/a-christmas-story-2023. year’s particular actors.” Harris said the production is a sort of current production—the stage was designed to fit homecoming for previous actors and stage all the scenes from the movie, including the main designers as SLO Rep often gathers together before family living room, the snowy outdoors, the store and during the run to celebrate the legacy of the that main character Ralphie eagerly wants a Red show. Ryder BB Gun from, and more. “We have worked with over 80 young actors in “Seeing all of the scenes in front of you is such these productions and almost all of them come a unique experience because the stage is shifting back at some point during the run,” he said. “Now and sliding for the number of scenes that take a lot of those actors are in their mid- or late-20s— place,” Harris said laughing. “This year our tech some of them even have kids themselves—so we usually try to get the whole big director utilized that sort of black family together for a potluck.” box theater space we have while Whether you are a longtime also making different levels to enthusiast of the classic film, or Send gallery, stage, accommodate for each of the and cultrual festivities to (somehow) have never seen the scenes.” arts@newtimesslo.com. original, SLO Rep’s A Christmas Harris said he’s seen families Story is something Harris hopes come back year after year for the will become part of people’s production, making A Christmas family traditions for years to come. Story just as much a staple performance of the local “If you have a bunch of family coming into town holidays as its movie counterpart. to visit or you just want to see one of the productions “It’s why we are starting the run two weeks we are most proud of, this is the one to see,” Harris earlier than we normally do,” he said. “We want said. “It’s just a great chance to get out of the house, to give people the chance to see it and start the see the lights they put up across downtown, and tradition for themselves.” enjoy a new—or old—holiday tradition.” ∆ But that tradition also extends past the audience, Staff Writer Adrian Vincent Rosas is laughing at as Harris said the cast changes every year, and a that damn lamp scene again. Reach him at arosas@ new iteration of the play follows. newtimesslo.com. “It’s unlike any other production we do. Every

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BAD WORDS BLUES A family-friendly holiday show for all, SLO Rep’s A Christmas Story promises to combine the magic of the original movie with the talents of the company’s actors to make this show an unforgettable holiday treat.

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Laughter and tears

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lexander Payne (Election, Sideways, Nebraska, The Descendants) directs this dramedy set in 1970 starring Paul Giamatti as Paul Hunham, an unliked and ill-tempered history teacher at THE HOLDOVERS Barton Academy, What’s it rated? R a remote New What’s it worth, Glen? Full price England boarding What’s it worth, Anna? Full price school. Over Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre the holidays, Hunham gets stuck on campus overseeing the handful of students with nowhere to go, in particular Angus Tully (Dominic Sessa), a troubled kid grieving the loss of his father. With help from school cook Mary Lamb (Da’Vine Joy Randolph), who’s grieving the loss of her soldier son in Vietnam, Hunham and Tully discover they’re not so different from one another. (133 min.) Glen Mr. Hunham is a real hard-ass, the sort of intractable teacher that students hate. He’s exacting, unforgiving, and wholly lacking in empathy … at least to his students. He thinks he’s challenging them to be better, molding them into “Barton Men”—men of integrity. To his students, he’s just an out of touch, bitter grouch. Hunham’s also disliked by headmaster Dr. Hardy Woodrup (Andrew Garman), especially after he failed the son of one of the school’s biggest donors, scuttling the student’s chance to go to an Ivy League university, which is why he ends up getting roped into overseeing the “holdovers,” kids with nowhere to go over the holidays. It’s a recipe for acrimony … hilarious acrimony. Anna “Walleye” is what students call Hunham, who has a distinctive lazy eye and an off-putting smell. He isn’t disposed to kindness, and he doesn’t give his students a break—handing out C’s, D’s, and F’s one after another. Tully actually fairs pretty well in Hunham’s Ancient Civilizations class, but even relatively high grades don’t endear the student to his teacher. Payne is doing what he does best, creating a quiet, introspective journey for his audience. Everyone here is

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hat would you do to discover if the person claiming to love you is truly in love? What would you do to be assured you were really in love with your partner? In this Apple Original film, Anna (Jessie Buckley) and Ryan (Jeremy Allen White) have proven their love by taking a strange test—one that requires the loss of a whole fingernail that gets analyzed by a mysterious machine that reveals your status. Either you come out at 100 percent like Anna and Ryan, proving both are in love with each other, 0 percent which means neither partner is in love, or

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any worse … until it does. Soon, however, the mismatched pair begin to understand the sources of one another’s bitterness, and before long, we’re on the road to catharsis city. It’s a rutty road, and it’s not a Hollywood ending, but eventually they both find a way out of their respective ruts. Anna These two needed each other, even when they really don’t like each other. Hunham is lonely but seems to be by design. He’s a grouch who prefers his own company, but we soon see cracks in that façade. Tully’s also a loner, and we come to know his mother is choosing a new life over him. While some might find the pace slow, this film’s a study in what it means to be human and find connection—even to those who’d cut themselves off long ago. I’ll be watching this again, as I do with all of Payne’s films. They’re quietly mesmerizing. ∆ Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey and freelancer Anna Starkey write Split Screen. Comment at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

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flawed, everyone is hurt, and everyone is carrying weight beyond themselves. Mary lost her son Curtis in Vietnam while he was trying to earn himself a scholarship. It seems both she and Hunham turn to the bottle as their sympathetic ear. However, everyone here is incredibly seeable—life is messy, as The Holdovers demonstrates, much like Payne’s other films. I’m a sucker for this director. I’ll watch whatever he puts out. Glen The other holdovers are insufferable prick Teddy Kountze (Brady Hepner), Korean exchange student Ye-Joon Park (Jim Kaplan), sweet but nervous Alex Ollerman (Ian Dolley), and rich kid Jason Smith (Michael Provost), who’s left at school because his father won’t let him come home until he cuts his hair. Eventually, Jason’s dad caves and drops into Barton via helicopter, offering to take all the holdovers on an all-expensespaid ski vacation. Great news for everyone but Tully, whose mother can’t be reached to give permission. Now it’s just Hunham and Tully, and it seems like it couldn’t get

the most torturous result—50 percent, meaning one partner feels a way the other doesn’t. The institute that runs these tests also runs courses for couples that work to identify and solidify love. When Anna starts secretly working there, she meets Amir (Riz Ahmed) and is shook. Suddenly she can’t suss out where her true feelings lie, and the dark web of her wondering mind makes her question her life with Ryan. The film follows her descent into compulsive darkness in a search for her truth. Interesting yet ultimately dark, this film makes you question how far you would go to know your own mind. (113 min.) —Anna

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ALONE TOGETHER After his newly remarried mother informs him their holiday is canceled, boarding school student Angus Tully (Dominic Sessa, left) is forced to spend the Christmas with his history teacher, Mr. Hunham (Paul Giamatti), in The Holdovers, screening in local theaters.

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eorge Roy Hill (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Slaughterhouse-Five, Slap Shot) directs this seven-time Academy Award-winning film (including Best Picture, Director, Original Screenplay, and Score) about Great Depression-era grifters Henry Gondorff (Paul Newman) and Johnny Hooker (Robert Redford) who are out to fleece Irish American mobster Doyle Lonnegan (Robert Shaw), who murdered their friend. Incredibly stylish with amazing sets and costumes, the film’s score features classic Scott

BLAST FROM THE Joplin compositions and a screenplay by David S. Ward (Major League, Sleepless in Seattle) with enough twists and turns to tie viewers into knots. Newman and Redford are at their roguish best, and the ensemble cast—which includes Charles Durning, Ray Walston, Eileen Brennan, Harold Gould, and Robert Earl Jones—is brilliant. Despite murder and its crime theme, the film wisely keeps things light, concerning itself with humor and a story so complicated that viewers can’t help but be impressed the filmmakers kept it together and had it all make sense. It was a favorite of mine as a kid, and I learned a lot about sleight of hand, grifting, and the genius of Scott Joplin. Better yet, it holds up artistically. They don’t make ’em like this anymore. (129 min.) ∆ —Glen

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Music

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Numbskull and Good Medicine present Duane Betts

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fter spending a decade playing alongside his famous father, Allman Brothers founding member Dickey Betts, in his band Dickey Betts & Great Southern, then forming and touring with Brethren of the Coast, then becoming a touring member of folk-rock group Dawes, then forming The Allman Betts Band with Devon Allman, son of Gregg Allman, Duane Betts is finally striking out on his own with Wild & Precious Life under his name alone. Released in July on Royal Potato Family Records, Betts said of the record, “It felt like the right time to make something that was entirely my own vision. This is a record that guitar players will love, but at its core, it’s really a song record. It’s an album about who I am, where I come from, and what I believe in.” Betts took up an offer from friends Susan Tedeschi and Derek Trucks to record at their Swamp Raga Studio in Jacksonville, cutting the album on 2-inch analog tape during a series of live studio performances. It captures Betts’ guitar-slinging style, and though the roots from whence he sprang can be heard, he’s making his own music—well-crafted and keenly observed songs about overcoming obstacles and forging on. See Duane Betts & Palmetto Motel at The Siren on Friday, Nov. 17 (7:30 p.m.; 21-and-older; $20 at goodmedicinepresents. com). Opening the evening is GA-20, a blues trio whose music comes from “the place where traditional blues, country, and rock ’n’ roll intersect,” according to their bio. “We make records that we would want to listen to,” guitarist Matt Stubbs said. “It’s our take on the song-based traditional electric blues we love.” Sounds like a down and dirty blues party. Numbskull and Good Medicine also host Dave Alvin & The Guilty Ones at The Siren on Sunday, Nov. 19 (6:30 p.m.; 21-and-older; $23 at goodmedicinepresents.com). As Alvin explains on his website, “There are two types of folk music: quiet folk music and loud folk music. I play both.” Formerly a member of the roots rock and rockabilly band The Blasters, after striking out on his own, Alvin has penned classic hits such as “Fourth of July,” “King of California,” and “Highway 61 Revisited.”

And don’t forget Numbskull and Good Medicine also have folk duo Viv & Riley playing on Thursday, Nov. 16, at Bristols Cider House (7 p.m.; all ages; $15 at goodmedicinepresents.com), touring in support of their new record, Imaginary People, which explores “bittersweet nostalgia.”

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The harmony-driven power-pop quartet French Cassettes plays with opening act Juniper Honey on Thursday, Nov. 16 (7:30 p.m.; 21-and-older; $15 at tixr.com) at the Siren. Blind Pony plays on Saturday, Nov. 18 (7:30 p.m.; 21-and-older; free). The band is the brainchild of NYC singer-songwriter and actor Kent Klineman, who “wrote his first song while hitchhiking through Greece at age 19,” his bio explained. “After winning a Tony Award on Broadway in Death of a Salesman, Kent moved to LA in 2000. LA brought into his life a new friend and songwriting partner: The Electric Guitar.” Expect “psych blues rock with flashes of punk, folk, and country.” The Murder Hornets with The Mad Alchemy Liquid Light Show happens on Wednesday, Nov. 22 (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; free), delivering California rock ’n’ roll with surf, psychedelia, funk, and blues sounds over a triptastic light show. Get weird!

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Fans of Chicago (the band, not the city) will be blown away by Leonid & Friends, an ensemble of 11 of the finest musicians in Russia, Ukraine, Moldova, and Belarus, who will bring the “spirit, musicality, and fire of American supergroup Chicago” to life this Sunday, Nov. 19, in the Clark Center (7 p.m.; all ages; $36 to $75 at clarkcenter.org). From what I’ve heard, this group plays note-for-note renditions of Chicago; Tower of Power; Blood, Sweat & Tears; and Earth, Wind & Fire hits. A recent set list included Chicago covers such as “Make Me Smile,” “Saturday in the Park,” and “25 or 6 to 4”; EW&F hits “Fantasy” and “September”; and the BS&T track “I Love You More Than You’ll Ever Know.”

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THE KING OF CLIFORNIA Dave Alvin & The Guilty Ones play a Numbskull and Good Medicine show at The Siren on Nov. 19.

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Flavor Latin inspiration

FOOD

BY CHERISH WHYTE

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Chef Candice Custodio takes the Central Coast culinary scene by storm with launch of supper club, cookbook, and more

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f you’re a local foodie, chances are you know Candice Custodio. She’s the founder of Latin dining experience Club SupSup, resident chef at Kindred Oak Farm in Paso Robles, independent chef and instructor for countless public and private events throughout Southern California, and has even appeared on the Food Network’s Chopped series. Adding to her extensive list of accomplishments and accolades is her recent appointment to the James Beard Foundation Legacy Network, representing only 30 individuals of color country-wide. Custodio joins Michelle Barrera, founder of EnjoySLO and At Her Table, and Alexandra Pellot, coowner of the Alchemists’ Garden in Paso, in the esteemed seven-month program that fosters diversity in the culinary industry. Custodio is also partnering with Kindred Oak Farm’s Lisa Peach to launch a series of three-day culinary retreats, all while finalizing her cookbook, The Versatile Chef, which will be unveiled in December at her Club SupSup event at Hearst Ranch Winery in Paso. Custodio’s ambitious workload is a labor of love and an ode to her heritage. “My cooking bug comes from my grandmother and my cultural experiences

growing up,” she said. “My grandmother is an exceptional and self-taught cook who really makes the best Puerto Rican food around. “Also, at every event growing up, whether it be around my Puerto Rican family, my Mexican family, or Costa Rican family, all events and moments really focused around food. It made me associate food with emotion, memory, and joy. “I wanted to pursue cooking earlier in life, but my mother encouraged me to go to college first, and I am the first person in my family to graduate college.” After obtaining a degree in political science from Cal Poly, Custodio spent “several years bouncing around in the tech and office life, while cooking at home,” she said. After being laid off and receiving a severance package, “my husband encouraged me to look at this as a sign from the universe,” she continued. She used the money to attend the New School of Cooking in her hometown of Culver City, became head cook at The Langham Huntington Hotel in Pasadena, then launched her own business, Chef Candice LLC, providing private-chef services in the greater Los Angeles area. Then COVID-19 struck, and she reassessed

Chef Candice’s cream cheese and jam pastelitos Servings: 6 • 1 package puff pastry sheets, defrosted • jar of tart jam • 8 ounces cream cheese • egg wash (beaten egg with dash of water) Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Unroll one sheet of puff pastry and, using the back of a butter knife, gently outline six even squares on the sheet. In the middle of each square, place one ounce of cream cheese and three to five tablespoons of jam. Unroll the other sheet of puff pastry and lay it on top of the previous sheet with the cream cheese and jam. Using your fingers,

seal around the filling, pressing the two sheets together. Use a knife to cut out the previously outlined six squares. Place each square on a prepared baking sheet (lined with a baking pad or greased with butter), allowing space around each square. Using a pastry brush, glaze each square with the egg wash and then place the baking sheet in the freezer for 10 to 15 minutes to allow the puff pastry to chill. Bake for 20 minutes or until golden brown and you can see jam oozing slightly out of the sides of each pastry. If you have hot spots in your oven, ensure that you turn the baking sheet every 10 minutes or so to allow for an even bake.

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Chef’s tip: “Typically I use guava paste, but when that is not readily available, any jam will do, particularly those with a tangy or tart flavor. The pictured version features fig. You can also substitute the filling for seasoned beef.”

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MEXICO MEETS ITALY Chef Candice Custodio specializes in Latin cuisine, drawing on her diverse roots. For her Tagliata Sope, she fills a handmade corn shell, or Mexican sope, with Italian tagliata-style black pepper beef, rosemary tomatillo salsa, Parmesan crema, balsamic reduction, and a charred tomatillo.

FAMILY FIRST Candice Custodio of Creston juggles her work and volunteer schedule—Club SupSup, Kindred Oak Farm, private chef functions, SLO Children’s Museum board director, James Beard Foundation advisee, author, etc.—with raising 1-year-old Celeste alongside her husband, Ruben.

her goals and priorities once again. Though she was born and raised in Los Angeles and values the city’s food, energy, and culture, the Central Coast was beckoning. “I decided to go to Cal Poly on a whim,” she said. “I had never seen it until I was accepted. I always say I love this area so much I even married someone from here—Ruben, a fellow Cal Poly alum from Atascadero. “We even tried to stay here after we graduated, but limited job availability pushed us to LA. “When the pandemic happened, the standstill really made us turn inward on what we wanted and how we wanted to spend the next years of our life. We also were tired of renting and constantly moving. We wanted to find somewhere we could put down roots. My husband and I each made lists of where we wanted to live, and those lists overlapped on SLO County. “LA has a lot to offer career-wise, but there is something about this area that is just magical. The people are genuine, friendships made are long lasting, it’s gorgeous, and there is a sense of community that we just didn’t have in LA. “We also were able to purchase a property that allowed me to pursue my objective of sustainable living. I knew I would be successful wherever I was, but coming back here was about how I wanted to fill in the space in my life that wasn’t about career.” Custodio moved to Creston in 2020,

ISLAND TWIST Chef Candice Custodio’s cookbook The Versatile Chef— launching electronically in December, followed by a hard copy in March— aims to elevate simple recipes and jazz up leftovers. For example, sticky pork belly, hard-boiled egg, and microgreens transform her Hawaiian macaroni salad.

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relaunched Chef Candice in 2021 after a brief stint as executive chef at Paso’s Calcareous Vineyard, and welcomed a new family member, Celeste, in 2022. Around the same time she also connected with Peach, who co-owns an upscale fourbedroom bed and breakfast and off-site three-bedroom Creekside Retreat with with husband Robert. “I first met Candice when she came to Kindred Oak Farm for an industry roundtable meetup with local chefs,” Peach said. “A few short months later, I was looking for a chef to help us with our brunch service. “She then became our resident chef … right around the time her Chopped episode aired and has been working her creative magic in our kitchen ever since. “One of the things I love about Candice’s cuisine is how creative she is with ingredients. She often thinks outside the box and executes a meal that is unusual yet really, really good. “She draws off so many types of cuisines for inspiration. With her family’s heritage being Latin-based, she does have a tasty arsenal of ideas (from the Americas), but then, she also studied in Japan and can easily surprise our guests with a Japanese-style breakfast. I can honestly say her Thai cuisine was among the best Thai I have ever had.” Oftentimes she pulls random ingredients from Kindred’s organic garden, and the result is always a crowd-pleaser, Peach continued. On one occasion she transformed peppers, corn, watermelon, and green tomatoes into a watermelon curry that had guests begging for the recipe. Added Custodio: “The thought of doing a cookbook has been something I have always had on my mind. It became something I wanted to actualize after having so many guests at Kindred Oak coming into the kitchen after brunch or private dinners and asking for the recipes. “Originally, I was only going to do recipes that I made at Kindred Oak, but some of FLAVOR continued page 55


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FILE NO. 2023-2174 (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as YOU’VE GOT NAILS, 1248 E. Grand Avenue, Ste. E, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Julie M Klein (2550 Cienaga St., Space 30, Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Julie M Klein. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-25-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk O. Palmaornelas, Deputy. Exp. 09-25-28. October 26, November 2, 9, & 16, 2023

FILE NO. 2023-2334 (08/03/2023) New Filing The following person is doing business as O’BRIEN DEVELOPMENT, 2555 Lupine Canyon Rd. Avila Beach, CA 93424, San Luis Obispo County. Edward Alexander O’Brien (2555 Lupine Canyon RD, Avila Beach, CA 93424). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Edward Alexander O’Brien. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-19-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 10-19-28. October 26, November 2, 9, & 16, 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2251 (02/14/2014) New Filing The following person is doing business as CENTRAL COAST TRUST, 755 Santa Rosa St., Ste 300, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Paradocs, Inc. (755 Santa Rosa St., Ste 300, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Paradocs, Inc., Barry Vanderkelen, CEO, CFO,. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-06-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M.Paredes, Deputy. Exp. 10-06-28. October 26, November 2, 9, & 16, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2023-2350 (10/23/23) New Filing The following person is doing business as THE SHOPPE, 129 Bridge Street, Suite A, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Bailey R BrazilRodriguez (281 S 9th Street, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Bailey R BrazilRodriguez. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-23-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk O. Palma, Deputy. Exp. 10-23-28. October 26, November 2, 9, & 16, 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2360 (11/21/2002) New Filing The following person is doing business as MERIT PROFILES BACKGROUND SCREENING, 200 S. 13th Street, Suite 108, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. GK Security Inc. (200 S. 13th Street, Suite 108, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ GK Security Inc., William Rinehart, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-24-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk O. Palma, Deputy. Exp. 10-24-28. November 2, 9, 16 & 23, 2023

FILE NO. 2023-2368 (08/16/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as QUICK TECH, 2121 10TH Street, Suite A, Los Osos, CA, 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Chad Crawford. (2121 10TH Street, Suite A, Los Osos, CA, 93402. This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Chad Crawford. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-26-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 10-26-28. November 2, 9, 16 & 23, 2023

FILE NO. 2023-2204 (03/16/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as CASA DEL SOL, 4600 San Palo, Rd. Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. 4600 San Palo, LLC. (4600 San Palo, Rd. Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ 4600 San Palo, LLC, Tobe Frangie, Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-02-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A.Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 10-02-28. October 26, November 2, 9, & 16, 2023

FILE NO. 2023-2307 (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as PORTER’S PECKERS, 15726 Morro Road, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Ernest Craig Porter (15726 Morro Road, Atascadero, CA 93422), Lisa Ann Porter (15726 Morro Road, Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Ernest Craig Porter. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10–17-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk O. Palma, Deputy. Exp. 1017-28. November 9, 16, 23, & 30, 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2371 (03/01/2004) New Filing The following person is doing business as CREATIVE FENCE CO., 1896 Huasna, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Gregory Alexander Orduno. (1896 Huasna, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Gregory Alexander Orduno. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-26-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Paredes, Deputy. Exp. 10-26-28. November 2, 9, 16 & 23, 2023

FILE NO. 2023-2270 (10/01/2023) New Filing The following person is doing business as BEAM PROFESSIONALS, 1327 Archer St., Suite 110, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. PBK Architects, Inc. (11 Greenway Plaza, 22nd Floor, Houston, TX, 77046). This business is conducted by A TX Corporation /s/ PBK Architects, Inc., Christopher Cunico, Chief Operating Officer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-10-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Stiletto, Deputy. Exp. 10-10-28. October 26, November 2, 9, & 16, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2023-2118 (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as REIMERS CANDIES GIFTS AND ICE CREAM, 324 Front Street, Avila Beach, CA 93424. San Luis Obispo County. Bob’s Petro Products, Inc., (443 N. Ryan Terrace, Porterville, CA 93257). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Bob’s Petro Products, Inc, Benjamin Taylor, Vice President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-12-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Stiletto, Deputy. Exp.09-12-28. October 26, November 2, & 9, & 16 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2023-2304 (10/17/2023) New Filing The following person is doing business as VINCENT CONCIERGE SERVICES, 1025 Sleepy Hollow Rd, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Elizabeth Ann Vincent (1025 Sleepy Hollow Rd, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Elizabeth Ann Vincent. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-17-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A.Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 10-17-28. October 26, November 2, 9, & 16, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2023-2340 (10/20/23) New Filing The following person is doing business as J AND M KOKKONEN ENTERPRISES, 1103 Johnson Ave, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401, San Luis Obispo County. Matt T Kokkonen (1103 Johnson Ave, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Matt T Kokkonen. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-20-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 10-20-28. October 26, November 2, 9, & 16, 2023

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2023-2440 (11/01/2023) New Filing The following person is doing business as SMOKE’N TIKI, 845 Embarcadero Suite F Morro Bay CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Smoke’n Tiki LLC. (845 Embarcadero Suite F Morro Bay, CA 93442).This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Smoke’n Tiki LLC, Dane Jacobs, Manager/Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-07-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Stiletto Exp. 11-07-28. November 9, 16, 23 & 30, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2023-2374 (10/26/23) New Filing The following person is doing business as FABULOUS WINES, 5115 Buena Vista Drive, Paso Robles CA, 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Le Vinge Winery, Inc.(5115 Buena Vista Drive, Paso Robles CA, 93446). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Le Vinge Winery, Inc., Scott Keller, CFO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-26-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk O. Palma, Deputy. Exp. 10-26-28. November 2, 9, 16 & 23, 2023 @Rule:

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FILE NO. 2023-2365 (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as M & M AVIATION, 1146 E Grand Ave Arroyo Grande, CA, 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Saira S Moore. (1146 E Grand Ave, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Saira S Moore. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-26-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 1026-28. November 2, 9, 16 & 23, 2023

FILE NO. 2023-2199 (08/15/2023) New Filing The following person is doing business as SLO PERFORMANCE MARINE, 245 Tank Farm Road, Unit H, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Aaron Johnston. (245 Tank Farm Road, Unit H, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Aaron Johnston. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-28-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk O.Palma, Deputy. Exp. 9-28-28. November 2, 9, 16 & 23, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2023-2282 (10/12/23) New Filing The following person is doing business as IN HIS ARMS JEWELRY & ART, 130 S. Fifth Street Unit 101, Lompoc, CA 93436. San Luis Obispo County. Rachel Ann Elkins (130 S. Fifth Street Unit 101, Lompoc, CA 93436). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Rachel Ann Elkins. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-12-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 10-12-28. November 16, 23, 30, December 7, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2023-2293 (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as A LIST PRESSURE WASHING, 63 8th St. Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County. Cole Anthony Schoenthal (63 8th St, Templeton, CA 93465). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Cole Anthony Schoenthal. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-13-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 10-13-28. November 2, 9, 16 & 23 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2023-2296 (10/16/2023) New Filing The following person is doing business as MAMA’S MEATBALL SLO, 570 Higuera St. Suite 130, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Mama’s Meatball Franchise, LLC. (37 Mariposa Dr. San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Mama’s Meatball Franchise, LLC. Nicola Allegretta, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-16-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 10-16-28. November 9,16, 23, & 30, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2023-2309 (10/17/23) New Filing The following person is doing business as CENTRAL COAST SPRAY TANNING, 1480 Mentone Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Kathryn Rothford (1480 Mentone Ave, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Kathryn Rothford. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-17-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M.Stiletto, Deputy. Exp. 10 -17-28. October 26, November 2, 9, & 16, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2023-2311 (08/01/2003) New Filing The following person is doing business as ANNEX SUPPLY CO., 150 West Branch Street, Ste B, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Hive Supply Co. (289 Gait Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Hive Supply Co., Tracy Sonny, Chief Executive Officer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-17-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 10-17-28. November 2, 9, 16 & 23, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2023-2315 (08/11/2023) New Filing The following person is doing business as OPTIMUM WEALTH, 935 Riverside Ave #11, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Optimum Wealth Financial Planners, Inc. (935 Riverside Ave #11, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Optimum Wealth Financial Planners, Inc., Anne Crabbe, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-17-2023. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 10-17-28. October 26, November 2, & 9, & 16, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2023-2318 (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as COLOSSAL COIN & COLLECTIBLES, 1943 Brook LN, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Darryl P. Hixon (1943 Brook LN, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Darryl P. Hixon. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-18-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Stiletto, Deputy. Exp. 10-18-28. October 26, November 2, 9, & 16, 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2327 (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as SWETKA’S TENNIS SHOP, TENNIS WAREHOUSE,1039J El Monte Avenue, Mountain View, CA 94040. Santa Clara County. Sports Warehouse Retail, LLC (181 Suburban Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 94040). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Sports Warehouse Retail, LLC, Mark Sczebecki, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-18-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk O. Palma, Deputy. Exp. 1018-28. October 26, November 2, 9, & 16, 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2333 (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as R.A.D WELL FUND, 2756 Green Place, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Toni Lynn Wilburn, Beth Dale Currier (2756 Green Place, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Toni Lynn Wilburn. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-19-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Paredes, Deputy. Exp. 10-19-28. October 26, November 2, & 9, & 16 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2335 (09/19/2005) New Filing The following person is doing business as BARREL 27 WINE COMPANY, 3525 Adelaida RD, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Barrel 27 Wine Company, Inc., (3525 Adelaida RD, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Barrel 27 Wine Company, Inc., McPrice Robert Myers, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-19-2023. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 10-19-28. October 26, November 2, & 9, & 16, 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2336 (07/01/2023) New Filing The following person is doing business as PRIME RESIDENTIAL MAINTENANCE SERVICES, LLC. 811 Spring Street, #102, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Prime Residential Services, LLC. (811 Spring Street, #102, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Prime Residential Services, LLC., Alberto Lara, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-19-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Paredes, Deputy. Exp. 10-19-28. November 2, 9, 16 & 23, 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2342 (11/25/2013) New Filing The following person is doing business as FRANK’S LOCK AND KEY, FRANK’S LOCK & KEY, 601 East Grand Avenue, Arroyo Grande, CA 94320. San Luis Obispo County. The Lurin Corporation (601 East Grand Avenue, Arroyo Grande, CA 94320). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ The Lurin Corporation, Erin Dorsey, Secretary. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-20-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 10-20-28. October 26, November 2, 9, & 16 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2347 (08/01/2023) New Filing The following person is doing business as EL CAMINO CRAFTS, 6405 El Camino Real, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Dana Pojas (6405 El Camino Real, Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Dana Pojas. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-23-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk O. Palma, Deputy. Exp. 10-23-28. October 26, November 2, & 9, & 16 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2352 (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as PACIFIC HYDROLOGIC DATA & MONITORING, 210 Oro Drive, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Matthew Charles Scrudato (210 Oro Drive, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Matthew Charles Scrudato. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-24-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk O. Palma, Deputy. Exp. 10-24-28. November 2, 9, 16 & 23 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2353 (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as MORRO GRILL 1215 Embarcadero Rd., Suite E., Morro Bay, CA 93442 San Luis Obispo County. Beach Burger, Inc. (571 Embarcadero Rd., Suite C, Morro Bay, CA 93442).This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Beach Burger, Inc., Fernando Anguiano, President . This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-24-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk O. Palma, Deputy. Exp. 10-24-28. November 2, 9, 16 & 23, 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2357 (10/24/23) New Filing The following person is doing business as COMBAT KITCHEN, 9150 Harvest Way, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Medcorp Distributing, Inc. (P.O. Box 2307, Paso Robles, CA 93447). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Medcorp Distributing, Inc., Carly Medeiros, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-24-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk O. Palma, Deputy. Exp. 10-24-28. November 2, 9, 16 & 23, 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2358 (10/24/2028) New Filing The following person is doing business as INNERBLOOM PSYCHEDELIC THERAPY, 1242 Monterey St., Ste. 130A, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Innerbloom Ketamine Therapy (1242 Monterey St Ste. 130A, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401).This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Innerbloom Ketamine Therapy., Ray Herman Rivas, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-24-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 10-24-28. November 2, 9, 16 & 23, 2023

FILE NO. 2023-2362 (10/25/23) New Filing The following person is doing business as GO DO FITNESS, 308 San Miguel Ave., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Garrett G Doolittle, Nicolas S Uecker (60 Rafael Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by A General Partnership, Garrett G Doolittle, Nicolas S Uecker, Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 1025-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 10-25-28. November 2, 9, 16 and 23.

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FILE NO. 2023-2364 (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as CITY WIDE FACILITY SOLUTIONS, 1212 Carmel St, San Luis Obispo CA, 93401. San Luis Obispo County. BKA Management LLC. (1212 Carmel St, San Luis Obispo CA, 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ BKA Management LLC., Breck Ashdown, Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-25-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 10-25-28. November 2, 9, 16 & 23, 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2369 (10/26/2023) New Filing The following person is doing business as BELLIZZIMO BEAUTY, 2 Angello Terrace, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Natalie N Ozzimo (2 Angello Terrace, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by A Individual /s/ Natalie N Ozzimo. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10–26-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 10-26-28. November 9, 16, 23, & 30, 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2370 (10/26/23) New Filing The following person is doing business as SACRED SOUL AWAKENING, 142 Windward Avenue, Apt. 6, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Haley Ashlyn Dyson. (142 Windward Avenue, Apt. 6, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Haley Ashlyn Dyson. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-26-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M.Paredes, Deputy. Exp. 10-26-28. November 2, 9, 16 & 23 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2372 (10/26/23) New Filing The following person is doing business as GOLF COMMUNITY REALTY, GOLF COURSE HOMES, GOLF COURSE PROPERTIES, 1740 Louise Lane, Nipomo, CA 93444 San Luis Obispo County. Gary E. Frimann (1740 Louise Lane, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Gary E. Frimann. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-26-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 10-26-23. November 9, & 16, 23 & 30, 2023

FILE NO. 2023-2373 (11/01/23) New Filing The following person is doing business as SUMMERLAND CO., 1023 Morro St. San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Kelly Yates, Michael Yates (5850 Los Osos Valley Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by A Married Couple, Kelly Yates, Michael Yates. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-26-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk O. Palma, Deputy. Exp. 10-26-23. November 9, & 16, 23 & 30, 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2375 (03/01/1987) New Filing The following person is doing business as PORTICOS MOBILEHOME & GARDEN PARK, 2550 Cienaga St, Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Maria Sausa Porticos (2510 Cienaga St, Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Maria Sausa Porticos. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-26-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 10-26-28. November 2, 9, 16 & 23 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2385 (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as SURF RAT DONUTS, 101 D St. Cayucos, CA 93430. San Luis Obispo County. Benjamin Gobel Brown III (1472 10th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Benjamin Gobel Brown III. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-30-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Paredes, Deputy. Exp. 10-30-28. November 2, 9, 16 & 23 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2387 (10/01/1990) New Filing The following person is doing business as MEDIUM MASTERS, 3057 S Higuera St, Spc 131, San Luis Obispo CA, 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Suzan N Vaughn. (3057 S Higuera St, Spc 131, San Luis Obispo CA, 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Suzan N Vaughn. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-30-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 10-30-28. November 2, 9, 16 & 23 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2389 (10/30/2023) New Filing The following person is doing business as FERNANDO GARDEN, 2200 Sandown Pl, Cambria, CA 93428. San Luis Obispo County. Edwin Fernando Ramirez Trinidad (2200 Sandown Pl, Cambria, CA 93428). This business is conducted by A Individual /s/ Edwin Fernando Ramirez Trinidad. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10–30-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 10–30-28. November 9, 16, 23, & 30, 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2391 (10/31/2023) New Filing The following person is doing business as GOLDEN VALLEY TAX SERVICE, 3126 Sprint St Suite B, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Andres Aguilar F (511 San Luis Dr, Santa Maria, CA 93455). This business is conducted by A Individual /s/ Andres Aguilar F. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10–31-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 10–31-28. November 9, 16, 23, & 30, 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2378 (10/02/23) New Filing The following person is doing business as J.G. PAINTING, 535 S Traffic Way #36, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. John Carter Godwin (535 S Traffic Way 36, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ John Carter Godwin, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-27-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 10-27-28. November 2, 9, 16 & 23 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2381 (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as OCEANO SAND CO 1200 Silver Spur Pl, Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. James Edgar Guiton II (636 Air Park Dr Oceano, California 93445), James Edgar Guiton (1142 Vard Loomis Lane Arroyo Grande, California 93420), Linda Marie Austin (1330 Lakeside Oceano, California 93445). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ James Guiton II. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-27-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 10-27-28. November 16, 23, 30 & December 7, 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2392 (09/16/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as CULTURESTOKE, 1696 Baden Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Culturestoke LLC (1696 Baden Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Culturestoke LLC, Martin Imes, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10–31-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Stiletto, Deputy. Exp. 10–31-28. November 9, 16, 23, & 30, 2023

FILE NO. 2023-2396 (10/16/2023) New Filing The following person is doing business as 33RPM SOAP COMPANY, 1448 8th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Adam Bauman (1448 8th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by A Individual /s/ Adam Bauman. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10–31-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 10–31-28. November 9, 16, 23, & 30, 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2405 (11/01/23) New Filing The following person is doing business as RANCHO GRANDE MOTORS,1404 Auto Park Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401.San Luis Obispo County. Cuesta Investments, Inc. (1404 Auto Park Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Cuesta Investments, Inc, Christopher Scott Wallace, Vice President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-0123. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk O. Palma, Deputy. Exp. 11-01-28. November 9, & 16, 23 & 30, 2023

FILE NO. 2023-2393 (10/31/2023) New Filing The following person is doing business as CENTRAL COAST HANDYMAN SERVICE, 491 Higos Way, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. John A Mercier (491 Higos Way, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by A Individual /s/ John A Mercier. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10–3123. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk O. Palma, Deputy. Exp. 10–31-28. November 9, 16, 23, & 30, 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2376 (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as THE TILE GUYS, 9712 Pinal Ave. Space A-11, Santa Margarita, CA 93453. San Luis Obispo County. Robert B Hedges (9712 Pinal Ave. Space A-11, Santa Margarita, CA 93453). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Robert B Hedges. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-27-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk O. Palma, Deputy. Exp. 10-27-28. November 2, 9, 16 & 23 2023

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Sealed bids will be received by the City Clerk of the City of Grover Beach at the City Clerk’s Office at 154 South 8th Street, Grover Beach, CA 93433 until 2:00 p.m., on Wednesday, November 29, 2023 and promptly thereafter all bids that have been duly received will be publicly opened and read aloud for furnishing to said City all labor, materials, equipment, transportation, services and supplies necessary to construct and complete the construction of the: NACIMIENTO REPAIR PROJECT General Work Description: In general, the Base Bid Work shall be repair at the end of Nacimiento, including and not necessarily limited to, mobilization activities, public notification and interaction activities, construction surveying and staking, traffic control, water pollution control practices, demolition, concrete curb and gutter, retaining curb, channel, cross gutter, hot mix asphalt repairs and gravel access road repairs. The estimated opinion of probable construction cost for this Base Bid Work is approximately $89,000.00 Conditions of Submitting a Bid: Bids are required for the entire Work described herein. The Contractor shall possess a Class A license at the time this Contract is awarded through Contract acceptance. The Contractor and all subcontractors will be required to obtain a City of Grover Beach Business Tax Certificate at the time the Contract is awarded. This Contract is subject to state contract nondiscrimination and compliance requirements pursuant to Government Code, Section 12990. Notice to Bidders, Plans, Special Provisions, and Proposal Forms may be inspected at the Public Works Office in Grover Beach, California, and copies of said documents may be obtained through City of Grover Beach website: www.groverbeach.org. No bid will be received unless it is made on a Proposal Form furnished by the City. Bids received via FAX will not be considered. Each bid shall be accompanied by cash, certified or cashier’s check, or bidder’s bond for not less than ten percent (10%) of the amount of the base bid, made payable to the City of Grover Beach. Pursuant to Section 1773 of the Labor Code, the general prevailing wage rates in the county, or counties, in which the work is to be done have been determined by the Director of the California Department of Industrial Relations. These wages are set forth in the General Prevailing Wage Rates for this project available from the California Department of Industrial Relations’ Internet web site at http://www.dir.ca.gov/OPRL/PWD/. Future effective general prevailing wage rates, which have been predetermined and are on file with the California Department of Industrial Relations are referenced but not printed in the general prevailing wage rates. This project is subject to compliance monitoring and enforcement by the Department of Industrial Relations. Pursuant to Labor Code section 1725.5, no contractor or subcontractor may be listed on a bid proposal or be awarded a contract for public work on public works project unless registered with the Department of Industrial Relations. Notice is also hereby given that any or all bidders may be required to furnish a sworn statement of their financial responsibility, technical ability and experience before award is made to any particular bidder. Bidders shall contact the City of Grover Beach Department of Public Works office at publicworks@groverbeach.org the day prior to bid opening to obtain any bidding addenda information. Submittal of a signed bid shall be evidence that the Bidder has obtained this information and that the bid is based on any changes contained therein. Submittal of Bidder’s Inquiries: Inquiries or questions based on alleged patent ambiguity of the plans, specifications or estimate must be communicated as a bidder inquiry prior to bid opening. Bidder’s inquiries shall be submitted in writing via e-mail to the City of Grover Beach, Public Works Department, at: publicworks@groverbeach.org. The cutoff time that the City will accept bidder’s inquiries is close of business on November 16, 2023. The City will respond to bidder’s inquiries via bidding addenda. Any such inquiries, submitted after the cutoff time of receiving bidder’s inquiries, will not be treated as a bid protest. By submitting a bid, the bidder is confirming that a job walk was performed, and any visual ambiguities have been submitted in writing via a bidder inquiry. Bid Submittal Instructions: On the outside of the bid envelope the Bidder shall indicate the following: 1. Name and Address of Bidder 2. Name of project on which bid is submitted 3. Date and time of bid opening The right is reserved by the City of Grover Beach to reject any or all bids, to evaluate the bids submitted, and award the Contract to the lowest responsible bidder. The City further reserves the right to waive any informalities or minor irregularities in the bid. No bidder may withdraw his bid for a period of sixty (60) working days after the date set for the opening thereof. Dated this 8th, day of November 2023, at the City of Grover Beach, California. City of Grover Beach STATE OF CALIFORNIA Steve Kahn, PE, LS Interim Public Works Director/City Engineer Legal Ad Published: The New Times: Thursdays, November 9 and 16, 2023


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FILE NO. 2023-2407 (11/01/23) New Filing The following person is doing business as WEST LANDSCAPE AND TRACTOR SERVICE, 7491 Kingsbury Rd. Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County. Matthew J West (7491 Kingsbury Rd. Templeton, CA 93465). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Matt T Kokkonen. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-01-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 1101-28. November 9,16, 23 & 30, 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2408 (09/01/23) New Filing The following person is doing business as GOD DOG, 365 S. 4th St. Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Stop & Go Pest Control (6113 Mohawk St Bakersfield California 93308). This business is conducted by An CA Corporation /s/, Stop & Go Pest Control, Joseph Essert, Chief Executive Officer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-0123. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 11-01-28. November 9,16, 23 & 30, 2023

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FILE NO. 2023-2412 (11/02/23) New Filing The following person is doing business as SUNNY MERCH RETAIL, 1551 Pomeroy Rd, Arroyo Grande, CA 93406. San Luis Obispo County. Esther Dickey (1551 Pomeroy Rd, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Esther Dickey. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-2723. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 11-02-28. November 2, 9, 16 & 23 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2023-2413 (12/30/21) New Filing The following person is doing business as BMKM GENERAL ENGINEERING, 1508 Mill St, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. BMKM Inc. (1508 Mill St, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ BMKM Inc., Branson Morain, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-02-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, O. Palma, Deputy. Exp. 1102-28. November 16, 23, 30, December 7, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2023-2418 (11/03/2028) New Filing The following person is doing business as GOLD COAST PROPERTIES, 717 E. Grand Ave. Suite B, Arroyo Grande CA, 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Gold Coast Properties (717 E. Grand Ave, Suite B, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual Betty Dong Martin. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-03-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 1103-28. November 9, & 16, 23 & 30, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2023-2419 (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as EDNA VALLEY FARMING, 263 Esparto Ave., Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Kienun B Kocan. (263 Esparto Ave., Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by An Indivdual /s/ Kienun B Kocan. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-0323. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 11-03-28. November 9, & 16, 23 & 30, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2023-2420 (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as JOSH HILLIS COACHING, 347 Escondido Way, Shandon, CA 93461. San Luis Obispo County. Josh’s Garage Fitness LLC. (2108 N St #6950, Sacramento, CA 95816 California). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Josh’s Garage Fitness, LLC, Joshua Hillis, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-03-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Stiletto Exp. 11-03-28. November 16, 23 & 30, December 7, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2023-2427 (11/06/23) New Filing The following person is doing business as COAST & COUNTY BROKERS, 1187 13th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Steven Larry Weiss (1187 13th Street, Paso Robles, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/, Steven Larry Weiss. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-06-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 1020-28. November 9, & 16, 23 & 30, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2023-2428 (06/01/23) New Filing The following person is doing business as JOY DENTAL MARKETING, JOY MARKETING AGENCY, JOY MARKETING, JOY CREATIVES, JOY DESIGN, JOY DIGITAL MARKETING, SLO MARKETING AGENCY, SAN LUIS OBISPO MARKETING AGENCY, JOY INNOVATIONS, SLO DIGITAL MARKETING AGENCY, SAN LUIS OBISPO DIGITAL MARKETING AGENCY, ATTRACT YOUR IDEAL CLIENT, 569 Diego Rivera Ln, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Double Helix Design LLC. (569 Diego Rivera Ln, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Double Helix Design LLC , Ryan Meffert, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-06-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 1106-28. November 9,16, 23 & 30, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2023-2437 (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as JJ BUILDING, 19 Atlantic City Ave, Grover Beach, CA 93433-1201. San Luis Obispo County. Jeffrey John Planinac (19 Atlantic City Ave, Grover Beach, CA 93433-1201). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jeffrey John Planinac. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-0723. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 11-07-28. November 16, 23, 30, December 7, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2023-2455 (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as CHRIST WHEEL APPAREL, 2950 Broad St., #1045, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401, San Luis Obispo County. Louise Boyd (1440 Burton Dr. Cambria, CA 93428). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Louise Boyd. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-09-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 11-09-28. November 16, 23, 30, December 7, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2023-2458 (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as HANNA’S RESTAURANT MEXICAN FUSION, 1412 E. Grand Ave. Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Cesar Armando Cortes Esparza (3970 Orcutt Rd. San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). Diana Margarita Cortes Esparza (1911 B 12th St, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Diana Margarita Cortes Esparza. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-09-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk O. Palma, Deputy. Exp. 1109-28. November 16, 23, 30 & December 7, 2023

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: GILBERT ELWOOD KEAS DECEDENT CASE NUMBER: 23PR-0295 To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: GILBERT ELWOOD KEAS A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by PAUL KEAS, IN PRO PER In the Superior Court of California, County of SAN LUIS OBISPO. THE PETITION FOR PROBATE requests that PAUL KEAS be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: November 28, 2023, at 9:01 a.m. in Dept.: 4 in person or via ZOOM at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Petitioner: Paul Keas 20840 Scenic Vista Drive San Jose, CA 95120 650-270-8890 November 2, 9, & 16, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2023-2466 (11/13/2023) New Filing The following person is doing business as VEHICLE4ENSICS, 1241 Johnson Ave, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 San Luis Obispo County. Venture Too, Inc. (1241 Johnson Ave, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Venture Too, Inc., AG Speake, CFO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-13-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 11-23-28. November 16, 23, 30, December 7, 2023

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: ISRAEL M. TORRES DECEDENT CASE NUMBER: 23PR-0319 To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: ISRAEL M. TORRES A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by ISRAEL TORRES, JR. In the Superior Court of California, County of SAN LUIS OBISPO. THE PETITION FOR PROBATE requests that ISRAEL TORRES, JR. be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: December 5, 2023, at 9:01 a.m. in Dept.: 4 in person or via ZOOM at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1050 Monterey Street, Room 220, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Petitioner: Justin Isaac, esq., Lawyer in Blue Jeans Group 3990 Old Town Avenue, Suite A102 San Diego, CA 92110 619-683-2545 November 16, 23, & 30, 2023

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: MICHAEL BRIAN SHEPHERD DECEDENT CASE NUMBER: 23PR-0300 To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: MICHAEL BRIAN SHEPHERD A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by AMANDA POHL, GUARDIAN FOR KAYDIN SHEPHERD, A MINOR In the Superior Court of California, County of SAN LUIS OBISPO. THE PETITION FOR PROBATE requests that AMANDA POHL, GUARDIAN FOR KAYDIN SHEPHERD, A MINOR be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: November 28, 2023, at 9:01 a.m. in Dept.: 4 in person at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1050 Monterey St. Room 220, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Mark Choate 424 N Franklin St. Juneau, AK 99801

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: RICHARD DANTE MESSINEO DECEDENT CASE NUMBER: 23PR-0283 To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: RICHARD DANTE MESSINEO A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by PRISCILLA DIANE WHITE In the Superior Court of California, County of SAN LUIS OBISPO. THE PETITION FOR PROBATE requests that PRISCILLA DIANE WHITE be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: November 21, 2023, at 9:02 a.m. in Dept.: 4 in person at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Paul E. Clark 1031 Pine Street Paso Robles, CA 93446 805-238-7220 November 2, 9, & 16, 2023

STATEMENT OF WITHDRAWAL FROM PARTNERSHIP OPERATING UNDER A FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

907-586-4490 November 2, 9, & 16, 2023

Public Notice of Lien Sale Business & Professional Code 21700

Notice is hereby given that a Public Lien Auction will be held at STOWIT MINI STORAGE 5325 TRAFFIC WAY ATASCADERO CA 93422 The sale will take place on SATURDAY November 18, 2023 @10am!! Contents stored in the following Units will be Sold: #76 LIANNE COMEAU, #208 LIANNE COMEAU, #17 HEATHER GINGG, #30 SHAWN WEAVER, #210 JULIE COLEMAN, #95 DAVE HILL #194 AMBER BISHOP, #133 TAMMY NELSON Auction Conducted by Hitchin’ Post Auctioneers Bond # 65343801 November 9 & 16, 2023

NEW FILE NO. 2023-2305 OLD FILE NO. 2022-1464 The fictitious business name for the partnership was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 06-20-2022. The following person(s) have/has withdrawn as a General Partner(s) from the partnership under the fictitious business name of: DCS VENDING (9148 Ciruela Way, Atascadero, CA 93422). San Luis Obispo County. The full name(s) and residence address(es) of the withdrawing partner(s) are as follows: Sylvia Choi (9148 Ciruela Way, Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by A General Partnership. I Declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. /s/ Sylvia Choi. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10/17/2023. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the original statement on file in the office of the County Clerk Recorder. (Seal) Elaine Cano, County Clerk. By O. Palma, Deputy Clerk. October 26, November 2, 9 & 16, 2023.

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: JEFFERY CHARLES DAHL CASE NO. 23PR-0312

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the WILL or estate, or both of JEFFERY CHARLES DAHL. A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by CHRISTOPHER L. DAHL, SR. in the Superior Court of California, County of SAN LUIS OBISPO. THE PETITION FOR PROBATE requests that CHRISTOPHER L. DAHL, SR. be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act with limited authority. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: 12/05/23 at 9:01AM in Dept. 4 located at 1050 MONTEREY STREET, RM 220, SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA 93408 Your hearing will be in person or via zoom. (Probate) MEETING ID: 160 407 5307 PASSWORD: 79513 You may also access the Zoom information from the court website at https://www.slo.courts.ca.gov IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of a notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner STEVE HORNSTEIN - SBN 186905, HORNSTEIN LAW OFFICES 20335 VENTURA BLVD., SUITE 203 WOODLAND HILLS CA 91364 Telephone (818) 887-9401 11/9, 11/16, 11/23/23 CNS-3754820# NEW TIMES

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF LIENED PROPERTY

Notice is hereby given that a Lien Sale will be held online at BID13.com beginning on November 30, 2023. The goods scheduled for auction are located at Broad Street Storage 4880 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. This auction is to satisfy the lien on the property stored at the address above in the units listed. 1. Cora Galvan, Unit D25 – Hand truck, air compressors, golf clubs, miscellaneous household goods, scooter, tools, clothing, toys, bagged and boxed goods 2. Jacob Genova, Unit B106 – Small bike, hand saw, power saw, miscellaneous tools, bb gun, video games, clothing, and miscellaneous boxed goods. All units must be paid for at the time of sale. Credit/Debit Card only will be accepted. The landlord reserves the right to bid on the sale. All purchased goods are sold “as is”; and must be removed within 48 hours following the sale. Buyers must provide a current, original or a photocopy of their original resale permit at time of sale in lieu of sales tax. This sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between landlord and obligated party. November 16, 23, 2023

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: ERNEST GULARTE DECEDENT CASE NUMBER: 23PR0324

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: ERNEST GULARTE A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by VICKI QUINTANA In the Superior Court of California, County of SAN LUIS OBISPO. THE PETITION FOR PROBATE requests that VICKI QUINTANA be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. The PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: December 19, 2023, at 9:00 a.m. in Dept.: 4 in person at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1050 Monterey Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Martha B. Spalding, Attorney at Law 215 South Main Street Templeton, CA 93465 805-434-2138 November 16, 23, 30, 2023

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LEGAL NOTICES NOTICE OF SALE OF ABANDONED PERSONAL PROPERTY

Notice is given that undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to sections 21701-21716 of the Business and Professions Code, Section 2328 of the Commercial Code, Section 535 of the Penal Code and provisions of the Civil Code. “SuperStorage”, (formerly known as Local-Lockit) at 884 Farroll Rd. Grover Beach, CA 93433 will sell by competitive bidding ending on or after November 20th, 2023 on or after 10:00 A.M., property in storage units. Auction is to be held online at www.storagetreasures.com. Property to be sold includes, but is not limited to: Bookshelves, dressers, washers & dryers, desks, beds, tables and chairs, bed frames, mattresses, kitchen utensils, kitchenware, pots and pans, appliances, furnishings, clothing, household items, luggage, stereo equipment, cabinets, sporting equipment, fishing gear, camping gear, tools, construction equipment, computers, monitors, printers, toys, TV’S, bicycles, golf clubs, surf boards, office furniture, personal items, possible collectibles/antiques and boxed items contents unknown, belonging to the following: Samuel Mendoza (20X8) Navil Ayon (10X8) Danielle Evans (40X8) Danielle Evans (10X10) Corporate Unit (10X8) Purchases must be paid for at time of sale in CASH ONLY. All purchased items sold as is, where is. Items must be removed at the time of sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party. Advertiser reserves the right to bid. Dated this November 6th, 2023 Auction by StorageTreasures.com Phone (855)722-8853 SuperStorage (805) 481-1010 Ad to run November 9th, and November 16th, 2023

NOTICE OF SALE OF ABANDONED PERSONAL PROPERTY

Notice is given that undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to sections 21701-21716 of the Business and Professions Code, Section 2328 of the Commercial Code, Section 535 of the Penal Code and provisions of the Civil Code. SuperStorage (formerly Main Mini Storage), 1380 Santa Ynez Avenue, CA 93402, 2000 Mountain View Ave., Los Osos CA 93402, Will sell by competitive bidding ending on or after November 17th, 2023, on or after 10:00 A.M., property in storage units. Auction is to be held online at www.storagetreasures.com. Property to be sold includes, but is not limited to: Tools, Bookshelves, dressers, washers & dryers, desks, musical instruments, beds, tables and chairs, bed frames, mattresses, kitchen utensils, kitchenware, pots and pans, appliances, furnishings, clothing, household items, luggage, stereo equipment, cabinets, sporting equipment, fishing gear, camping gear, tools, construction equipment, computers, monitors, printers, toys, TV’S, bicycles, golf clubs, surf boards, office furniture, personal items, possible collectibles/antiques and boxed items contents unknown, belonging to the following: LOS OSOS Katherine Fox (12x22) David Loftus (10x20) Kirk Koester (10x25) Purchases must be paid for at time of sale in CASH ONLY. All purchased items sold as is, where is. Items must be removed at the time of sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party. Advertiser reserves the right to bid. Dated this day 24th day of October 2023. Auction by StorageTreasures.com Phone (480) 397-6503 Main Mini Storage (805) 528-7864 Ad to run November 9th and November16th, 2023.

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NOTICE OF SALE OF ABANDONED PERSONAL PROPERTY

SUMMONS (Family Law) NOTICE TO RESPONDENT (Name): Marion Ruth Cummings Aviso Al Demandado (Nombre) You have been sued. Read the information below and on the next page. Lo han demandado. Lea la información y en la página siguiente. Petitioner’s name is: Bojan Corovic Nombre del demandante Case Number: 23FL-0313

of any property, real or personal, whether community, quasi-community, or separate, without the written consent of the other party or an order of the court, except in the usual course of business or for the necessities of life; and 4. creating a nonprobate transfer or modifying a nonprobate transfer in a manner that affects the disposition of property subject to the transfer, without the written consent of the other party or an order of the court. Before revocation of a nonprobate transfer can take effect or a right of survivorship to property can be eliminated, notice of the change must be filed and served on the other party. You must notify each other of any proposed extraordinary expenditures at least five business days prior to incurring these extraordinary expenditures and account to the court for all extraordinary expenditures made after these restraining orders are effective. However, you may use community property, quasi-community property, or you own separate property to pay an attorney to help you or to pay court costs. WARNING-IMPORTANT INFORMATION California law provides that, for purposes of division of property upon dissolution of a marriage or domestic partnership or upon legal separation, property acquired by the parties during a marriage or domestic partnership in joint form is presumed to be community property. If either party to this action should die before the jointly held community property is divided, the language in the deed that characterizes how title is held (i.e., joint tenancy, tenants in common, or community property) will be controlling, and not the community property presumption. You should consult your attorney if you want the community property presumption to be written into the recorded title to the property. 1. The name and address of the court are (el nombre y dirección de la corte son): Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo Civil & Family Law Branch 1050 Monterey St. 1035 Palm Street, Rm. 385 San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 2. The name, address, and telephone number of petitioner’s attorney, or petitioner without an attorney are (El nombre, dirección y número de telefono del abogado del demandante, o del demandante si no tiene abogado, son): Bojan Corovic 1381 Long Branch Ave. #A Grover Beach, CA 93433 805-801-8068 Date: June 26, 2023 /s/ Michael Powell, Clerk November 9, 16, 23, & 30, 2023

SUMMONS (Family Law) NOTICE TO RESPONDENT (Name): Rosenda Larios Mota Aviso Al Demandado (Nombre) You have been sued. Read the information below and on the next page. Lo han demandado. Lea la información y en la página siguiente. Petitioner’s name is: David Nunez Nombre del demandante Case Number: 22FLP-0213

of any property, real or personal, whether community, quasi-community, or separate, without the written consent of the other party or an order of the court, except in the usual course of business or for the necessities of life; and 4. creating a nonprobate transfer or modifying a nonprobate transfer in a manner that affects the disposition of property subject to the transfer, without the written consent of the other party or an order of the court. Before revocation of a nonprobate transfer can take effect or a right of survivorship to property can be eliminated, notice of the change must be filed and served on the other party. You must notify each other of any proposed extraordinary expenditures at least five business days prior to incurring these extraordinary expenditures and account to the court for all extraordinary expenditures made after these restraining orders are effective. However, you may use community property, quasi-community property, or you own separate property to pay an attorney to help you or to pay court costs. WARNING-IMPORTANT INFORMATION California law provides that, for purposes of division of property upon dissolution of a marriage or domestic partnership or upon legal separation, property acquired by the parties during a marriage or domestic partnership in joint form is presumed to be community property. If either party to this action should die before the jointly held community property is divided, the language in the deed that characterizes how title is held (i.e., joint tenancy, tenants in common, or community property) will be controlling, and not the community property presumption. You should consult your attorney if you want the community property presumption to be written into the recorded title to the property. 1. The name and address of the court are (el nombre y dirección de la corte son): Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo 1035 Palm Street, Rm. 385 San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 2. The name, address, and telephone number of petitioner’s attorney, or petitioner without an attorney are (El nombre, dirección y número de telefono del abogado del demandante, o del demandante si no tiene abogado, son): Marle A. Comstock CFLS SBN 271130 912 S. Broadway Santa Maria, CA 93454 805-361-0737 Date: April 27, 2022 /s/ Michael Powell, Clerk

CITATION FOR PUBLICATION UNDER WELFARE AND INSTITUTIONS CODE SECTION 294

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 23CVP-0343

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ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 23CVP0332

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Susan Nampafu & Joseph Yawe filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Praise Mamuleme, Nathan Yawe Ssengooba to PROPOSED NAME: Praise Mamuleme Yawe, Nathan Ssengooba Yawe. THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: November 22, 2023, Time: 9:30 am, Dept. P2, in person or by Zoom at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Media Group Date: October 13, 2023 /s/: Michael C. Kelley, Judge of the Superior Court October 26, November 2, 9 & 16, 2023

You have 30 calendar days after this Summons and Petition are served on you to file a Response (form FL-120) at the court and have a copy served on the petitioner. A letter, phone call, or court appearance will not protect you. If you do not file your Response on time, the court may make orders affecting your marriage or domestic partnership, your property, and custody of your children. You may be ordered to pay support and attorney fees and costs. For legal advice, contact a lawyer immediately. Get help finding a lawyer at the California Courts Online Self-Help Center (www.courts. ca.gov/selfhelp), at the California Legal Services Web site (www. lawhelpca.org), or by contacting your local county bar association. NOTICE: Restraining orders are on page 2: These restraining orders are effective against both spouses or domestic partners until the petition is dismissed, a judgment is entered, or the court makes further orders. They are enforceable anywhere in California by any law enforcement officer who has received or seen a copy of them. FEE WAIVER: If you cannot pay the filing fee, ask the clerk for a fee waiver form. The court may order you to pay back all or part of the fees and costs that the court waived for you or the other party. Tiene 30 dìas de calendario después de haber recibido la entrega legal de esta Citación y Petición para presenter una Respuesta (formulario FL-120) ante la corte y efectuar la entrega legal de una copia al demandante. Una carta o llamada telefónica no basta para protegerio. Si no presenta su Respuesta a tiempo, la corte puede dar órdenes que afecten su matrimonio o pareja de hecho, sus bienes y la custodia de sus hijos. La corte también le puede ordenar que pague manutención, y honorarios y costos legales. Si no puede pagar la cuota de presentación, pida al secretario un formulario de exención de cuotas. Si desea obtener asesoramiento legal, póngase en contacto de immediate con un abogado. Puede obtener información para encontrar a un abogado en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California (www.sucorte.ca.gov), en el sitio Web de los Servicios Legales de California (www.lawhelpcalifornia. org) o poniéndose en contacto con el colegio de abogados de su condado. AVISO: Las órdenas de restricción que figuran en la página 2 valen para ambos cónyuges o pareja de hecho hasta que se despida la petición, se emita un fallo o la corte dé otras órdenes. Cualquier autoridad de la ley que haya recibido o visto una copia de estas órdenes puede hacerlas acatar en cualquier lugar de California. EXTENSIÓN DE CUOTAS: si no puede pagarla cuota de presentación, pida al secretario un formulario de exención de cuotas. La corte puede ordenar que usted pague, ya sea en parte o por complete, las cuotas y costos de la corte previamente exentos a petición de usted o de la otra parte. PAGE 2: STANDARD FAMILY LAW RESTRAINING ORDERS Starting immediately, you and your spouse or domestic partner are restrained from: 1. removing the minor children of the parties from the state or applying for a new or replacement passport for those minor children without the prior written consent of the other party or an order of the court; 2. cashing, borrowing against, canceling, transferring, disposing of, or changing the beneficiaries of any insurance or other coverage, including life, health, automobile, and disability, held for the benefit of the parties and their minor children; 3. transferring, encumbering, hypothecating, concealing, or in any way disposing

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 23CVP0589

To all interested persons: Petitioner: David Gabriel Mihai filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: David Gabriel Mihai, to PROPOSED NAME: David Gabriel Mihai Trajan. THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: December 13, 2023, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. D4, in person or by Zoom at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: October 20, 2023 /s/: Tana L. Coates, Judge of the Superior Court November 2, 9, 16 & 23, 2023

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You have 30 calendar days after this Summons and Petition are served on you to file a Response (form FL-120) at the court and have a copy served on the petitioner. A letter, phone call, or court appearance will not protect you. If you do not file your Response on time, the court may make orders affecting your marriage or domestic partnership, your property, and custody of your children. You may be ordered to pay support and attorney fees and costs. For legal advice, contact a lawyer immediately. Get help finding a lawyer at the California Courts Online Self-Help Center (www.courts. ca.gov/selfhelp), at the California Legal Services Web site (www. lawhelpca.org), or by contacting your local county bar association. NOTICE: Restraining orders are on page 2: These restraining orders are effective against both spouses or domestic partners until the petition is dismissed, a judgment is entered, or the court makes further orders. They are enforceable anywhere in California by any law enforcement officer who has received or seen a copy of them. FEE WAIVER: If you cannot pay the filing fee, ask the clerk for a fee waiver form. The court may order you to pay back all or part of the fees and costs that the court waived for you or the other party. Tiene 30 dìas de calendario después de haber recibido la entrega legal de esta Citación y Petición para presenter una Respuesta (formulario FL-120) ante la corte y efectuar la entrega legal de una copia al demandante. Una carta o llamada telefónica no basta para protegerio. Si no presenta su Respuesta a tiempo, la corte puede dar órdenes que afecten su matrimonio o pareja de hecho, sus bienes y la custodia de sus hijos. La corte también le puede ordenar que pague manutención, y honorarios y costos legales. Si no puede pagar la cuota de presentación, pida al secretario un formulario de exención de cuotas. Si desea obtener asesoramiento legal, póngase en contacto de immediate con un abogado. Puede obtener información para encontrar a un abogado en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California (www.sucorte.ca.gov), en el sitio Web de los Servicios Legales de California (www.lawhelpcalifornia. org) o poniéndose en contacto con el colegio de abogados de su condado. AVISO: Las órdenas de restricción que figuran en la página 2 valen para ambos cónyuges o pareja de hecho hasta que se despida la petición, se emita un fallo o la corte dé otras órdenes. Cualquier autoridad de la ley que haya recibido o visto una copia de estas órdenes puede hacerlas acatar en cualquier lugar de California. EXTENSIÓN DE CUOTAS: si no puede pagarla cuota de presentación, pida al secretario un formulario de exención de cuotas. La corte puede ordenar que usted pague, ya sea en parte o por complete, las cuotas y costos de la corte previamente exentos a petición de usted o de la otra parte. PAGE 2: STANDARD FAMILY LAW RESTRAINING ORDERS Starting immediately, you and your spouse or domestic partner are restrained from: 1. removing the minor children of the parties from the state or applying for a new or replacement passport for those minor children without the prior written consent of the other party or an order of the court; 2. cashing, borrowing against, canceling, transferring, disposing of, or changing the beneficiaries of any insurance or other coverage, including life, health, automobile, and disability, held for the benefit of the parties and their minor children; 3. transferring, encumbering, hypothecating, concealing, or in any way disposing

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ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 23CV-0587 To all interested persons: Petitioner: Melanie Suzanne Fox filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Melanie Suzanne Fox to PROPOSED NAME: Summer Fox. THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

ATTORNEY OR PARTY WITHOUT ATTORNEY Department of Social Services PO Box 8119 San Luis Obispo, CA 934038119 SUPERIOR COURT OF CALIFORNIA, COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO Courthouse Annex, 1035 Palm Street San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 Juvenile Court CASE NAME: Maria-Agrapina Alyssa Rosealine Stacki Sofia-Ruth Jerri-Ann Stacki CASE NUMBER: 23JD00012-001 23JD00012-002 1. To: Alexander Stacki and anyone claiming to be a parent of Maria-Agrapina Alyssa Rosealine Stacki and Sofia-Ruth Jerri-Ann Stack born on 04/16/2015 and 05/23/2016 at Twin Cities Community Hospital, Templeton, California and Women and Infants Hospital of RI, Providence, Rhode Island 2. A hearing will be held on January 11, 2024, at 1:00pm in Dept. 12 located at Courthouse Annex, 1035 Palm St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. 3. At the hearing the court will consider the recommendations of the social worker or probation officer.

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Thien Chi Nguyen filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Thien Chi Nguyen to PROPOSED NAME: Ivan Ngugen. THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: December 6, 2023, Time: 9:30 am, P2, in person or by zoom at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: October 17, 2023 /s/: Michael C Kelley, Judge of the Superior Court November 2, 9, 16 & 23, 2023

4. The social worker or probation officer will recommend that your child be freed from your legal custody so that the child may be adopted. If the court follows the recommendation, all of your parental rights to the child will be terminated. 5. You have the right to be present at the hearing, to present evidence, and you have the right to be represented by an attorney. If you do not have an attorney and cannot afford to hire one, the court will appoint an attorney for you. 6. If the court terminates your parental rights, the order may be final. 7. The court will proceed with this hearing whether or not you are present. Date: October 18, 2023 /s/ Myranda Morales, Deputy Clerk October 26, November 2, 9, & 16, 2023

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 23CV-0588

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Cosmar Eduardo Siles Ramirez filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Sebastian Alejandro Villasenor to PROPOSED NAME: Sebastian Alejandro Siles. THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: December 14, 2023, Time: 9:00 am, D2, in person or by zoom at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1050 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 12/13/23, Time: 9:00 am, D4, in person or by zoom at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times

Date: October 20, 2023 /s/: Rita C. Federman, Judge of the Superior Court November 2, 9, 16 & 23, 2023

Date: October 20, 2023 /s/: Tana L. Coates, Judge of the Superior Court November 9, 16, 23 & 30, 2023

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COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO SUMMARY OF ORDINANCE NO. 3498 AN ORDINANCE OF THE COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO REPLACING TITLE 9 OF THE SAN LUIS OBISPO COUNTY CODE RELATING TO ANIMALS. This Ordinance Summary is published in accordance with the provisions of Government Code Section 25124(b)(1). On November 7, 2023, the Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo voted to adopt an Ordinance replacing Title 9 of the San Luis Obispo County Code relating to animals. Specifically, the Ordinance updates and/or eliminates inconsistencies and conflicting language within the previous version of Title 9 and updates the provisions thereof to be consistent with current needs and humane animal care and control standards. Ordinance No. 3498 was adopted by the following roll call vote: AYES: Supervisors Dawn Ortiz-Legg, Jimmy Paulding, Bruce Gibson, Debbie Arnold and Chairperson John Peschong NOES: None ABSENT: None ABSTAINING: None Certified copies of the full text of the above ordinance may be purchased at reproduction cost or reviewed without charge in the San Luis Obispo County Administrative Office, 1055 Monterey St., Room #D430, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, California 93408, or on the County’s website at www.slocounty.ca.gov. DATED: November 8, 2023 JOHN NILON, INTERIM EX-OFFICIO CLERK OF THE BOARD OF SUPERVISORS By /s/ Niki Martin Deputy Clerk

NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING The San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors will hold a public hearing on Tuesday, November 28, 2023, at 9:00 a.m., or as soon thereafter as the matter may be heard, to consider amending the countywide Fee Schedule Ordinance. The hearing will be held at the Board of Supervisors Chambers, County Government Center, 1055 Monterey Street, in San Luis Obispo. Recommended amendments include increases, decreases, new, and deleted fees. Schedule A Fee amendments would become effective January 1, 2024, and Schedule B Fee amendments would become effective July 1, 2024. Any person interested in expressing their views regarding the proposed amendments to the Fee Schedule may do so at the hearing. To determine specific placement of this item on the Board of Supervisors Agenda and to review the fee schedule amendments, go to the County’s website at www.slocounty.ca.gov on the Wednesday before the scheduled hearing date. The fee schedule amendments may also be reviewed at the: County Government Center Administrative Office, Room D430 1055 Monterey Street San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 (805) 781-5011 DATED: September 29, 2023 JOHN NILON, Ex-Officio Clerk of the Board of Supervisors By: /s/ Niki Martin Deputy Clerk of the Board November 9 & 16, 2023

November 16, 2023

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING BOARD OF SUPERVISORS

WHO San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors

WHEN Tuesday, November 28, 2023, at 9:00 a.m. All items are advertised for 9:00 a.m. To find out placement of this item on the Board of Supervisors Agenda, go to the County’s website at HYPERLINK “http://www.slocounty.ca.gov” www.slocounty.ca.gov on the Wednesday before the scheduled hearing date. WHAT Hearing to consider a request by the County of San Luis Obispo to consider a request by the County of San Luis Obispo to approve amendments to the Land Use Ordinance, Title 22 of the County Code, (LRP2023-00010) to allow for four ordinance amendments including the Distilleries Ordinance, Guest Ranch Ordinance, Small Urban Wineries Ordinance, and Insertion of Arroyo Grande Fringe Area Map. The requested amendments include: 1) amendments of Title 22 to Table 2-2, Allowable Land Uses and Permit Requirements, Section 22.30, Standards for Specific Land Uses, Section 22.94, Section 22.18, Parking, and Section 22.80, Definitions. All Districts. County File No: LRP2023-00010 Date Authorized: December 6, 2022 Supervisorial District(s): All Districts Assessor Parcel Numbers: N/A WHERE The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey St., Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets. At the hearing all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal. FOR FURTHER INFORMATION: You may contact Kip Morais, Planner, in the San Luis Obispo County Department of Planning and Building, 976 Osos Street, Room 200, San Luis Obispo, California 93408, (805) 781-5136. The staff report will be available for review the Wednesday before the scheduled hearing date on the County’s website at HYPERLINK “http://www. slocounty.ca.gov” www.slocounty.ca.gov. ENVIRONMENTAL INFORMATION: This project is covered by the common sense exemption that CEQA applies only to projects which have the potential for causing a significant effect on the environment. The County of San Luis Obispo determines that it can be seen with certainty that there is no possibility that the activity in question may have a significant effect on the environment; the activity is not subject to CEQA. [Reference: State CEQA Guidelines sec. 15061(b)(3), Common Sense Exemption] **If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing** DATED: November 8, 2023 JOHN NILON, INTERIM EX-OFFICIO CLERK OF THE BOARD OF SUPERVISORS By /s/ Niki Martin Deputy Clerk November 16, 2023

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COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING BOARD OF SUPERVISORS WHO San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors WHEN Tuesday, December 5, 2023, at 9:00 a.m. All items are advertised for 9:00 a.m. To find out placement of this item on the Board of Supervisors Agenda, go to the County’s website at www.slocounty.ca.gov on the Wednesday before the scheduled hearing date. WHAT Hearing to consider a request by the County of San Luis Obispo to submit resolutions approving the following projects for the Agricultural Preserve (“Williamson Act”) Program: 1) Amend an existing agricultural preserve and land conservation contract for Treasure Way LLC (Robert Vogel), CON2022-00015 located on APNs 017-091-011, 017-091-009 and -017, and 017-131-031 and -001 directly east of State Route 46 East, Paso Robles, approximately 2.86 miles northeast of the Community of Shandon in the Shandon-Carrizo sub area of the North County Planning Area; 2) Rescind and replace/amend existing agricultural preserves and land conservations contracts for G2 Plus Vineyard, LLC (William Gibbs), CON2022-00016 located at 3880 Las Tablas Willow Creek Road, Paso Robles (APNs 040-101-002, 040-101029, 040-101-030 (portion), 040-041-003 (portion)), approximately 1.8 miles west of Templeton in the Adelaida Sub-area of the North County Planning Area; Richard Hartenberger, CON202200017 located at 2867 Township Road (APNs 040-041-003 and 040-101-030 (portion)), approximately 1.5 miles west of Templeton in the Adelaida Sub-area of the North County Planning Area; and Rocky Canyon Vineyard, LLC, CON2023-00022 located at 5950 Rocky Canyon Road (APNs 034-411-017, -018, and -019), approximately 375 feet east of the City of Atascadero in the El Pomar-Estrella Sub Area of the North County Planning Area; 3) Establish new agricultural preserves and new land conservation contracts for Dana and Marsha Merrill Living Trust, CON2023-00006 located at 2550 Creston Ridge Lane (APN 033-181-031), approximately 2 miles east of the City of Paso Robles in the El Pomar-Estrella Sub Area of the North County Planning Area; Mathew and Nicole Merrill Family Trust, CON2023-00007 located at 2867 Township Road (APN 033-181032), approximately 1.5 miles west of Templeton in the Adelaida Sub-area of the North County Planning Area; and Peter G. Clark Revocable Trust and Paul E. Clark Revocable Trust, CON202300017 and CON2023-00018 located at 13625 E. Highway 46 (APNs 019-151-039 and 019-171-032), approximately 1.5 miles east of the community of Whitley Gardens in the Shandon-Carrizo Sub Area of the North County Planning Area; 4) Establish a replacement agricultural preserve and a new farmland security zone and enter into three new farmland security zone contracts for the Rava Family, CON2023-00019, CON2023-00020, and CON2023-00021 located at 6595 and 6996 Creston Road (APNs 035-081-003; 035-091-007; and 035-341-008, -019, -020, -022, -023, -024), approximately 4 miles northwest of the community of Creston in the El Pomar-Estrella Sub Area of the North County Planning Area; and 5) Enter into a replacement land conservation contract for Nicholson Ranch, CON2020-00022 located at 2080 Cottontail Creek Road (APNs 046-021-013, -054, and -055 and 046031-040), approximately five miles north of Highway 1 at the intersection of Old Creek Road and five miles north of the community of Cayucos in the Adelaida Sub Area of the North County Planning Area. WHERE The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey St., Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets. At the hearing all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal. FOR FURTHER INFORMATION: You may contact Kip Morais, Planner, in the San Luis Obispo County Department of Planning and Building, 976 Osos Street, Room 200, San Luis Obispo, California 93408, (805) 781-5600. The staff report will be available for review the Wednesday before the scheduled hearing date on the County’s website at www.slocounty.ca.gov ENVIRONMENTAL INFORMATION: Also to be considered is the environmental determination that the projects are categorically exempt under CEQA, pursuant to CEQA Guidelines Section 15061(b)(2). A Notice of Exemption has been prepared pursuant to CEQA Guidelines Section 15062 for each project. The projects are covered by Class 17 Categorical Exemptions (State CEQA Guidelines section 15306) from the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA). Anyone interested in commenting or receiving a copy of the proposed Environmental Document should submit a written statement to the County Department of Planning and Building at the address above. Comments will be accepted up until completion of the public hearing(s). **If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing** DATED: November 14, 2023 JOHN NILON, INTERIM EX-OFFICIO CLERK OF THE BOARD OF SUPERVISORS By /s/ Niki Martin Deputy Clerk November 16, 2023

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING NOTICE OF TENTATIVE ACTION / PUBLIC HEARING WHO County of San Luis Obispo Planning Department Hearing WHEN Friday, December 1, 2023 at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600. WHAT A request by Chris Stephens for a Minor Use Permit / Coastal Development permit (C-DRC2022-00054) to allow for a 465 square foot living space addition and 260 square-foot patio to an existing 936 square foot single-family residence. The project will result in the disturbance of approximately 1,085 square-feet on a 6,250 squarefoot parcel. The proposed project is within the Residential SingleFamily land use category and is located at 1173 5th Street within the community of Los Osos. The site is located in the Coastal Zone in the Estero Planning Area. Also to be considered is the determination that this project is categorically exempt from environmental review under CEQA. County File Number: C-DRC2022-00054 Supervisorial District: District 2 Assessor Parcel Number(s): 038-031-020 Date Accepted: 08/21/2023 WHERE Virtual meeting via Zoom platform. Instructions on how to view and participate in the meeting remotely and provide public comment will be included in the published meeting Agenda and are posted on the Department’s webpage at: https://www.slocounty.ca.gov/Departments/Planning-Building/ Grid-Items/Meetings,-Hearings,-Agendas,-and-Minutes/PlanningDepartment-Hearing-(PDH)-Virtual-Meeting-.aspx. ADDITIONAL INFORMATION A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org. You may also contact Andy Knighton, Project Manager, in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at 805-781-4142. TO REQUEST A PUBLIC HEARING This matter is tentatively scheduled to appear on the consent agenda, which means that it and any other items on the consent agenda can be acted upon by the hearing officer with a single motion. An applicant or interested party may request a public hearing on this matter. To do so, send a letter to this office at the address below or send an email to pdh@co.slo.ca.us by Friday, November 24, 2023 at 4:30 PM. The letter or email must include the language “I would like to request a hearing on C-DRC2022-00054.” If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing. COASTAL APPEALABLE If the County approves this project, that action may be eligible for appeal to the California Coastal Commission. An applicant or aggrieved party may appeal to the Coastal Commission only after all possible local appeals have been exhausted pursuant to Coastal Zone Land Use Ordinance Section 23.01.043(b). Local appeals must be filed using the required Planning Department form as provided by Coastal Zone Land Use Ordinance Section 23.01.042(a)(1). Ysabel Eighmy, Secretary Planning Department Hearing November 16, 2023

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO OFFICE OF THE CLERKRECORDER NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN BY ELAINA CANO, COUNTY CLERKRECORDER OF THE COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO, STATE OF CALIFORNIA, OF THE FILING PERIODS FOR OFFICES IN WHICH CANDIDATES ARE TO BE VOTED ON AT THE PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY TO BE HELD ON MARCH 5, 2024 United States President Please visit the Secretary of State’s Office website at sos.ca.gov or contact the State’s Elections Division at (916) 657-2166 for more information on filing periods and qualifications. Voter Nominated and Non-Partisan Offices (Includes Judge of the Superior Court) Petitions in Lieu of Filing Fee Filing Period (Sept. 14 – Nov. 8, 2023): Period in which candidates may obtain, circulate and file their petitions in lieu of a filing fee. Judge of the Superior Court ONLY - Declaration of Intention Filing Period (Oct. 30 – Nov. 8, 2023): Candidates for Judge of the Superior Court office must file a written and signed Declaration of Intention. The filing fee for candidates filing a Declaration of Intention must be paid at the time the Declaration of Intention is filed. Judge of the Superior Court ONLY - Declaration of Intention Extension Filing Period (Nov. 9 – Nov. 13, 2023): If an eligible incumbent does not file a Declaration of Intention by the deadline, the deadline for filing the Declaration of Intention for that office is extended for non-incumbent candidates only. Declaration of Candidacy & Nomination Papers Filing Period (Nov. 13 – Dec. 8, 2023): Candidates, including judicial candidates, must also file a Declaration of Candidacy and Nomination Papers to qualify for office. Political Party County Central Committee & County Council Offices Declaration of Candidacy & Nomination Papers Filing Period (Sep. 29 – Dec. 8, 2023): Candidates must file a Declaration of Candidacy and Nomination Papers to qualify for office. In the event that an incumbent does not file a Declaration of Candidacy for one of these offices, there is no extension period. Please Note: The American Independent Party has notified the Secretary of State’s office that the party will conduct caucus meetings to select members of central committees. In addition, the San Luis Obispo Republican Party Central Committee has notified the County Elections Official that they will implement a caucus method of electing their voting membership according to their bylaws. For questions regarding serving on either one of these committees, please contact that specific committee directly as the County will not be conducting their election. Qualifications for Office Please contact the County Elections Office at 1-805-781-5228 for more information on the qualifications required for voter-nominated, nonpartisan, and county central committee offices. Appointments for Candidate Filing Appointments are available 8:30 a.m.–11:30 a.m. and 2:00 p.m.–4:00 p.m. Monday through Friday, excluding holidays. To schedule an appointment, please call 1-805-781-5228. Atascadero Elections Branch Office: Candidate Filing is not available at this election. Signed and dated this 9th day of November 2023. /S/ Elaina Cano County Clerk, Recorder, and ex-officio Registrar of Voters Si desea información en español por favor comuníquese con la Oficina Electoral al 1-805-781-5228. November 16, 2023

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING NOTICE OF TENTATIVE ACTION / PUBLIC HEARING WHO County of San Luis Obispo Planning Department Hearing WHEN Friday, December 1, 2023 at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600. WHAT A request by SDS Loose Horse LLC, for a Minor Use Permit (N-DRC2022-00009) to allow an existing 4,432 square-foot, singlefamily residence to be used as a vacation rental. The applicant is requesting a modification of the location standard per Land Use Ordinance Section 22.30.150 to allow the proposed vacation rental to be located approximately 1,098 feet from of an existing vacation rental, instead of 1,500 feet per ordinance standards. The project would not result in any disturbance on an approximately 10.5-acre parcel. The proposed project is within the Agriculture land use category and is located at 999 Loose Horse Lane, approximately 6 miles west of the City of Paso Robles and 4.5 miles northwest of Highway 46. The site is in the Adelaida Sub Area of the North County Planning Area. Also, to be considered is the determination that this project is categorically exempt from environmental review under CEQA. County File Number: N-DRC2022-00009 Supervisorial District: District 1 Assessor Parcel Number(s): 026-331-024 Date Accepted: N/A WHERE Virtual meeting via Zoom platform. Instructions on how to view and participate in the meeting remotely and provide public comment will be included in the published meeting Agenda and are posted on the Department’s webpage at: https://www.slocounty.ca.gov/Departments/Planning-Building/ Grid-Items/Meetings,-Hearings,-Agendas,-and-Minutes/ Planning-Dep artment-Hearing-(PDH)-Virtual-Meeting-.aspx. ADDITIONAL INFORMATION: A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org. You may also contact Lane Sutherland, Project Manager, in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at 805-788-9470. TO REQUEST A PUBLIC HEARING This matter is tentatively scheduled to appear on the consent agenda, which means that it and any other items on the consent agenda can be acted upon by the hearing officer with a single motion. An applicant or interested party may request a public hearing on this matter. To do so, send a letter to this office at the address below or send an email to pdh@co.slo.ca.us by Friday, November 24, 2023 at 4:30 PM. The letter or email must include the language “I would like to request a hearing on N-DRC2022-00009.” If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing. Ysabel Eighmy, Secretary Planning Department Hearing November 16, 2023

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING WHO County of San Luis Obispo Subdivision Review Board WHEN Monday, December 4, 2023, at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600. WHAT Hearing to consider a request by John and Koreen Pagano for one Conditional Certificate of Compliance (N-SUB2023-00020) to legalize one 10.13-acre parcel. The site is within the Residential Rural land use category and is located at 6225 Hawk Ridge Place, approximately 2.8 miles northeast of the City of Paso Robles. The site is in the El Pomar Estrella Sub Area of the North County Planning Area. Also, to be considered is the environmental determination that this project is exempt under the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA), pursuant to CEQA Guidelines Section 15061(b)(3), General Rule Exemption. County File Number: N-SUB2023-00020 Supervisorial District: District 1 Assessor Parcel Number(s): 019-311-025 Date Accepted: 05/04/2023 WHERE The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey Street, Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets. At the meeting all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal. ADDITIONAL INFORMATION: A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org. You may also contact Jessica Macrae, Project Manager, in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at 805-788-2714. If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing. Nicole Turner, Secretary Subdivision Review Board November 16, 2023

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NOTICE: SEIZURE OF PROPERTY AND INITIATION OF NONJUDICIAL FORFEITURE PROCEEDINGS PER HEALTH AND SAFETY CODE SECTION 11488.4(J) TO: ALL PERSONS CLAIMING ANY RIGHT, TITLE, OR INTEREST IN PROPERTY DESCRIBED AS FOLLOWS: $5,428.00 IN UNITED STATES CURRENCY Notice is hereby given that on August 28, 2023, the above-described property was seized at or near 10138 Catalpa Street, Atascadero, CA, inside a grey Dodge Charger, by the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Office, in connection with cannabis violations, to wit, section(s) 11470, 11351 and 11378 of the California Health and Safety Code. The estimated/appraised value of the property is $5,428.00. Pursuant to section 11488.4(j) of the California Health and Safety Code, you must file a verified claim stating your interest in the property with the Superior Court’s Civil Division, Room 385, County Courthouse Annex, 1035 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, California 93408. Claim forms are available from the Clerk of the above court and also online at https://www.courts.ca.gov/documents/mc200.pdf. Furthermore, an endorsed copy of the verified claim must also be served on the District Attorney, Asset Forfeiture Unit, County Courthouse Annex, 1035 Palm Street, 4th Floor, San Luis Obispo, California 93408, within 30 days of filing the claim with the Superior Court’s Civil Division. Both the District Attorney’s Office and the Interested Party filing the claim are entitled to conduct reciprocal requests for discovery in preparation for a hearing. The provisions of the Code of Civil Procedure shall apply to the proceedings unless inconsistent with the provisions or procedures set forth in the Health and Safety Code (Section 11488.5(c)(3)). The Interested Party in entitled to legal representation at a hearing, although not one appointed at public expense, and has the right to present evidence and witnesses, and to cross-examine plaintiff’s witnesses, but there is no right to avoid testifying at a civil hearing. The failure to timely file and secure a verified claim stating an interest in the property in the Superior Court will result in the property being declared or ordered forfeited to the State of California and distributed pursuant to the provisions of Health and Safety Code section 11489 without further notice or hearing. DATED: October 30, 2023 DAN DOW District Attorney Kenneth Jorgensen Deputy District Attorney November 2, 9, & 16, 2023

The San Luis Obispo Municipal Code Chapter 5.44 entitled “Mobile Home Park Rent Stabilization” requires that the monthly Consumer Price Index (CPI) percentage (%) be published as a basis for establishing rent increases. The monthly space rent in mobile home parks may not be increased more than once each year based on the CPI % change, or 9%, whichever is less. The CPI monthly data for Los Angeles, Long Beach and Anaheim is used for San Luis Obispo. September 2023 PERCENT CHANGE Year ending 1-Month Ending August September September 2023 2023 2023 3.3 3.2 0.3 For further information regarding the CPI %, please contact the CPI Hotline at (415) 625-2270. Teresa Purrington City Clerk City of San Luis Obispo

NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING

Posted by: Keri Dodson, Executive Assistant/Board Clerk NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, that a public hearing will be held to consider the adoption of the Templeton Community Services District (CSD) Urban Water Management Plan (UWMP), which includes an updated Water Shortage Contingency Plan, and has been prepared according to 2020 State Guidelines. A copy of the UWMP is available to the public for inspection at 420 Crocker Street in Templeton and on the Templeton CSD website. A public hearing will be conducted on the adoption of the Plan on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, at 7:00 p.m. at 420 Crocker Street in Templeton. Public comments are invited. PUBLIC PARTICIPATION: THE BOARD ROOM WILL NOW BE OPEN TO PUBLIC THAT WISH TO ATTEND MEETINGS IN-PERSON; HOWEVER, MEETINGS WILL CONTINUE TO BE AVAILABLE BY TELECONFERENCE OR BY VISITING THE LINK BELOW. All interested parties are invited to join the meeting inperson, or call in via Zoom to participate in the hearing, provide comments, or be heard: Public Call in Number to Participate is as follows: ZOOM Phone #: 1-669-900-6833 Meeting ID: 869 5482 4418 Passcode: 606660 Or Join the Zoom Meeting at: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/86954824418?pwd=eDlydVlS cFhuZVdJakFIUmV3dkdUdz09 ADDITIONAL PUBLIC COMMENT OPTIONS: The public may also provide comment via e-mail or letters that will be distributed to the Board of Directors. E-mails may be sent to the Board Secretary at boardclerk@ templetoncsd.org. Letters may be mailed to the District Office at P.O. Box 780, Templeton, CA 93465. Letters may also be dropped-off at the District’s Drop-Box located outside the District Office at 420 Crocker Street, Templeton. People may also call the District Office at (805) 434-4900 to leave a message concerning items on the agenda. Public input using one of these methods must be received by Tuesday, December 5, 2023 by 3:00 p.m. November 16 & 23, 2023

Notice is given that sealed bids will be received at the office of the County Clerk-Recorder, 1055 Monterey Street, San Luis Obispo, California 93408 before 3:00 p.m. on Thursday, December 14, 2023 (“Bid Deadline”), for the following public works project: STORM REPAIRS AT PINEKNOLLS DRIVE MP 0.126 CONTRACT NO.245R12B938 Bids will be opened and declared by the County Clerk-Recorder at 3:15 p.m. on the bid opening date at a public meeting at 1055 Monterey Street, San Luis Obispo, California 93408. Any bid received at the Office of the County Clerk-Recorder of the County of San Luis Obispo at or after 3:00 p.m. on the date specified above will not be accepted and will be returned to the bidder unopened. A bid received one second after 3:00 p.m. (i.e., after 3:00:00 p.m.) shall not be considered. Bids are required for the entire work described in the Contract Documents. The Bid package (also referred to herein as the “Contract Documents”) are posted on the County’s Purchasing website: http://www.slocounty.ca.gov/GS/Purchasing/Current_Formal_Bids_and_Proposals.html Any changes, additions, or deletions to these Contract Documents will be in the form of written addenda issued by the County. Any addenda will be posted on the website. Prospective bidders must check the website for addenda or other relevant new information at up to 5:00 p.m. the day before the prescribed date/time for submittal of bids. The County is not responsible for the failure of any prospective bidder to receive such addenda. All addenda so issued shall become a part of this Bid. All bidders are required to acknowledge and confirm receipt of every addendum in their bid proposal. All bidder Requests for Information must be submitted no later than 3:00 p.m., 5 business days prior to the bid opening date. Requests submitted after said date may not be considered. All questions pertaining to the content of this invitation to Bid must be made in writing through the Purchasing website. Questions and responses will be posted on the Purchasing website and can be viewed by accessing the Invitation to Bid located at the Purchasing website. The identity of the entity submitting the question will not be posted. The County reserves the right to determine the appropriateness of comments / questions that will be posted on the website. Bidders are notified that financing for this project is provided in part by the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) Public Assistance Grant Program and that compliance with applicable federal laws, regulations, executive orders, and FEMA policies, procedures, and directives is required.

November 16, 2023

NOTICE REQUESTING PROPOSALS FOR CITY OF SLO 2024 PARKING RATE STUDY The City of San Luis Obispo is requesting sealed proposals for a parking rate study for Parking Services. All firms interested in receiving further correspondence regarding this Request for Proposals (RFP) will be required to complete a free registration using BidSync (https://www. bidsync.com/bidsync-app-web/vendor/register/Login.xhtml). All proposals must be received via BidSync by the Department of Finance at or before 5:00 PM December 8, 2023 when they will be opened electronically via BidSync on the proposal end date and time. The preferred method for bid submission is electronic via BidSync. However, if you wish to submit a paper copy, please submit it in a sealed envelope to the Department of Finance, City of San Luis Obispo, 990 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA, 93401. Project packages and additional information may be obtained at the City’s BidSync website at www.BidSync.com. Please contact Jennifer Rice, Public Works Deputy Director of Mobility Services at jrice@slocity.org or 805-781-7058 with any questions. For technical help with BidSync please contact BidSync tech support at 800-990-9339.

The bidder must have either a Class A license or a combination of Class C licenses that make up a majority of the work at the time the Contract is awarded (Public Contract Code § 3300). When the bidder holds a combination of Class C licenses, all work to be performed outside of the bidder’s license specialties, except work that is incidental or supplemental to the licenses of the bidder, shall be performed by licensed Subcontractors in compliance with the Subletting and Subcontracting Fair Practices Act (Chapter 4 (commencing with section 4100) of Part 1 of Division 2 of the Public Contract Code) Pursuant to Labor Code section 1771.1: • A Contractor or Subcontractor shall not be qualified to bid on, be listed in the Bid Proposal, subject to the requirements of the Public Contract Code section 4104, or engage in the performance of this public works project, unless currently registered with the Department of Industrial Relations and qualified to perform work pursuant to Labor Code section 1725.5. It is not a violation of this section for an unregistered Contractor to submit a bid that is authorized by Business and Professions Code section 7029.1, Public Contract Code section 10164, or Public Contract Code section 20103.5, provided the Contractor is registered to perform public work pursuant to Labor Code section 1725.5 at the time the contract is awarded. • This Project is subject to compliance monitoring and enforcement by the Department of Industrial Relations. Bids must be submitted under sealed cover plainly marked as a bid and identified with the project number, the date and time for receipt of sealed bids, and the name of the bidder. Bids must be accompanied by cash, a certified or cashier’s check, or a bidder’s bond in favor of the County in an amount not less than ten percent (10%) of the submitted total Bid. Pursuant to Public Contract Code section 22300, the successful bidder may substitute certain securities for funds withheld by County to ensure performance under the Contract or, in the alternative, request the County to make payment of retention to an escrow agent. The successful bidder will be required to furnish the County with payment and performance bonds, with each issued by a California admitted surety insurer equal to 100% of the Contract Price. Bidders must take all necessary affirmative steps to assure that minority businesses, women’s business enterprises, and labor surplus area firms are used when possible (2 CFR 200.321). Pursuant to section Labor Code section 1770 et seq., the Contractor and all Subcontractors shall pay not less than the prevailing rate of per diem wages as determined by the Director of the California Department of Industrial Relations and comply with all applicable Labor Code provisions, which include, but are not limited to the employment of apprentices, the hours of labor, and the debarment of Contractors and Subcontractors. The Director of the California Department of Industrial Relations determines the general prevailing wage rates. Copies are available at the at the DIR website, http://www.dir.ca.gov/DLSR/PWD. Title VI Solicitation Notice The County of San Luis Obispo, in accordance with the provisions of Title VI of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 (78 Stat. 252, 42 USC §§ 2000d to 2000d-4) and related regulations, hereby notifies all bidders that it will affirmatively ensure that all bidders will be afforded a full and fair opportunity to submit bids in response to this invitation and will not be discriminated against on the grounds of race, color, or national origin in consideration for an award. Notice of Requirement for Affirmative Action to Ensure Equal Employment Opportunity

November 16, 2023

Templeton Community Services District Adoption of the Urban Water Management Plan

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC WORKS AND TRANSPORTATION NOTICE TO BIDDERS

CONSUMER INDEX

1. The offeror or bidder’s attention is directed to the “Equal Opportunity Clause” and the “Standard Federal Equal Employment Opportunity Construction Contract Specifications” set forth herein.

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING NOTICE OF TENTATIVE ACTION / PUBLIC HEARING

WHO County of San Luis Obispo Planning Department Hearing WHEN Friday, December 1, 2023 at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600. WHAT A request by Sharad Narayan & Satya Sivaswami Narayan for a Minor Use Permit/Coastal Development Permit (DRC2021-00142) to allow for grading on slopes greater than 20 percent and to construct a 4,126 square-foot single-family residence with 1,895 square-feet of decks/exterior stairs, 1,360 square-feet of attached garage/storage area, and a septic tank with leach fields. The project will result in the disturbance of approximately 7,563 square-feet on a 20,909 square-foot (0.48 acre) parcel. The proposed project is within the Residential Suburban land use category and is located on the north side of Pecho Valley Road approximately 440 feet southwest of the Nokomis Court and Pecho Road intersection, and approximately 200 feet north of the entrance to Montana de Oro State Park (APN: 074-024-030). The site is in the community of Los Osos within the Estero Planning Area. Also to be considered is the environmental determination. The Environmental Coordinator finds that the previously adopted (Mitigated) Negative Declaration is adequate for the purposes of compliance with CEQA because no substantial changes are proposed in the project which will require major revision of the previous Negative Declaration, no substantial changes occur with respect to the circumstance under which the project is undertaken which will require major revision of the previous Negative Declaration, and no new information of substantial importance has been identified which was not known at the time that the previous Negative Declaration was adopted. County File Number: DRC2021-00142 Supervisorial District: District 2 Assessor Parcel Number(s): 074-024-030 Date Accepted: 10/27/2022 WHERE Virtual meeting via Zoom platform. Instructions on how to view and participate in the meeting remotely and provide public comment will be included in the published meeting Agenda and are posted on the Department’s webpage at: https://www.slocounty.ca.gov/Departments/Planning-Building/Grid-Items/ Meetings,-Hearings,-Agendas,-and-Minutes/Planning-Department-Hearing(PDH)-Virtual-Meeting-.aspx. ADDITIONAL INFORMATION: A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org. You may also contact Dane Mueller, Project Manager, in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at 805-781-5600. TO REQUEST A PUBLIC HEARING This matter is tentatively scheduled to appear on the consent agenda, which means that it and any other items on the consent agenda can be acted upon by the hearing officer with a single motion. An applicant or interested party may request a public hearing on this matter. To do so, send a letter to this office at the address below or send an email to pdh@co.slo.ca.us by Friday, November 24, 2023 at 4:30 PM. The letter or email must include the language “I would like to request a hearing on DRC2021-00142.” If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing. COASTAL APPEALABLE If the County approves this project, that action may be eligible for appeal to the California Coastal Commission. An applicant or aggrieved party may appeal to the Coastal Commission only after all possible local appeals have been exhausted pursuant to Coastal Zone Land Use Ordinance Section 23.01.043(b). Local appeals must be filed using the required Planning Department form as provided by Coastal Zone Land Use Ordinance Section 23.01.042(a)(1). Ysabel Eighmy, Secretary Planning Department Hearing November 16, 2023

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2. The goals and timetables for minority and female participation, expressed in percentage terms for the Contractor’s aggregate workforce in each trade on all construction work in the covered area, are as follows: A. Goals for minority participation for each trade: 24.6% B. Goals for female participation in each trade: 6.9% These goals are applicable to all the Contractor’s construction work (whether or not it is Federal or federally assisted) performed in the covered area. If the Contractor performs construction work in a geographical area located outside of the covered area, it shall apply the goals established for such geographical area where the work is actually performed. With regard to this second area, the Contractor also is subject to the goals for both its federally involved and non-federally involved construction. The Contractor’s compliance with the Executive Order and the regulations in 41 CFR 60-4 shall be based on its implementation of the Equal Opportunity Clause, specific affirmative action obligations required by the specifications set forth in 41 CFR 60-4.3(a), and its efforts to meet the goals. The hours of minority and female employment and training must be substantially uniform throughout the length of the contract, and in each trade, and the contractor shall make a good faith effort to employ minorities and women evenly on each of its projects. The transfer of minority or female employees or trainees from Contractor to Contractor or from project to project for the sole purpose of meeting the Contractor’s goals shall be a violation of the contract, the Executive Order and the regulations in 41 CFR 60-4. Compliance with the goals will be measured against the total work hours performed. 3. The Contractor shall provide written notification to the Director of the Office of Federal Contract Compliance Programs within 10 working days of award of any construction subcontract in excess of $10,000 at any tier for construction work under the contract resulting from this solicitation. The notification shall list the name, address, and telephone number of the Subcontractor; employer identification number of the Subcontractor; estimated dollar amount of the Subcontract; estimated starting and completion dates of the Subcontract; and the geographical area in which the Subcontract is to be performed. 4. As used in this Notice, and in the contract resulting from this solicitation, the “covered area” is San Luis Obispo County, California. Executive Order N-6-22 – Russia Sanctions On March 4, 2022, Governor Gavin Newsom issued Executive Order N-6-22 (the EO) regarding Economic Sanctions against Russia and Russian entities and individuals. “Economic Sanctions” refers to sanctions imposed by the U.S. government in response to Russia’s actions in Ukraine, as well as any sanctions imposed under state law. Should the State or County determine Contractor is a target of Economic Sanctions or is conducting prohibited transactions with sanctioned individuals or entities, that shall be grounds for termination of this agreement. The County shall provide Contractor advance written notice of such termination, allowing Contractor at least 30 calendar days to provide a written response. Termination shall be at the sole discretion of the County. By order of the Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo in their action on the 22nd day of August 2023. END OF NOTICE TO BIDDERS November 16, 2023

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(March 21-April 19): In accordance with astrological omens, I would love you to experiment with blending the sacred and mundane. Bring your deep self into the daily routine and imbue ordinary rhythms with tender care. Here are a few fun rituals to get you in the groove: 1. Say prayers or chant ecstatic poems while you’re shopping. 2. Build a shrine in a parking lot. 3. Stir up an inspired epiphany while doing housework. 4. If you find yourself in a confusing or awkward situation, dance like a holy person to conjure a blessing. 5. Commune with the Divine Creator during crazy-good sex.

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): If you’re given a choice to advocate for either a dull, mediocre truth or a beautiful, invigorating truth, give your love to the latter. If you wonder whether you should ask a polite question that engenders harmony or a provocative question that pries loose agendas that have been half hidden, opt for the latter. If you feel nostalgic about an old tradition that stirs up little passion or fresh insight, let it go. Instead, dream up a new tradition that moves you emotionally and excites your mind.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): I’ve met many people who feel their love lives are jinxed. Often, they believe this nonsense because a creepy fortune-teller declared they will forever be denied a satisfying intimate relationship. I hate that! Any astrologer who delivers such crippling bewitchments should be outed as a charlatan. The good news for you, Taurus, is that you are in a grace period for all matters regarding romance, intimacy, and togetherness. If you have ever worried there is a curse, obstruction, or bad habit inhibiting your love life, the coming weeks will be a favorable time to free yourself from it.

GEMINI

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(May 21-June 20): Gemini comedian Drew Carey says, “If I didn’t run from my fears, I wouldn’t get any exercise at all.” Let’s discuss his approach in relation to you. After analyzing the astrological omens, I believe that as 2023 draws to a close and 2024 unfolds, you will feel less and less motivated to run from your fears. In part, that’s because you will face them with more courage and poise; they won’t have the same power over you. In addition, I suspect your fears will become objectively less scary. They will be less likely to come to pass. More and more, your fine mind will see how they trick you into imagining they’re more threatening than they truly are. Congratulations in advance, Gemini!

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(June 21-July 22): I would love to see you intensify your devotion to your masterpiece—however you understand “masterpiece.” It could be a work of art or an innovation in your job or business. It could be a new baby, an adopted pet, a redefinition of what family means, or an invigorated community. Might even be a beautiful alliance or enhanced connection with the divine or a refinement of the best gift you give the world. Life will conspire to help you in unexpected ways during the coming months if you rededicate yourself to this treasure.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Dear Sun, our one and only star: We love you and appreciate you! It’s amazing that you consume 5 million tons of yourself every second to generate the colossal energy you send in our direction. Thank you, beloved Sun! Is it OK with you if we think of you as a god? You are a superpowered genius of nourishment! And by the way, do you know who adores you the best? I’ll tell you: the Leo people here on Earth. They comprehend your grandeur and majesty better than anyone else. Would you consider giving them extra rewards in the coming weeks? They need and deserve a massive delivery of your bounty. Please fill them up with even more charisma, personal magnetism, vitality, and generosity of spirit than usual. I promise they will use it wisely.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Virgo musician and actor Shirley Manson has a message for you. She testifies, “I say embrace the total geek in yourself and just enjoy it. Life is too short to be cool.” This will be especially helpful and inspirational counsel for you in the coming months, dear Virgo. The wish to appear chic or trendy or hip should be so far down on your list of priorities that it drops off the list entirely. Your assignment is to be passionately devoted to your deepest truths, unique desires, and imaginative experiments.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Icelandic singer Bjork is a triple Scorpio, with sun, moon, and ascendant in your sign. Neptune is there, too, giving her even more Scorpionic intensity. It’s not surprising that she describes her daily practice like this: “I have to re-create the universe every morning when I wake up and kill it in the evening.” In another quote, she places greater emphasis on the rebirth: “To wake up in the morning and actually find the day exciting is the biggest victory you can have.” In accordance with current astrological omens, I invite you to exalt and celebrate the postresurrection aspects of your life’s work. It’s time for you to shine and sparkle and shimmer and bedazzle.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): At the risk of sounding melodramatic, I prophesy that what has been lost will be found. What was last may not catapult all the way into the first spot, but it might—and will at least be close to the first. Here are more zingers for you as you move into the climactic stages of the Season of Turnarounds and Switcheroos: A difficult test will boost your intelligence; a rut will be disrupted, freeing you to find a smooth new groove; an unsettling twist will ultimately bring you delightful support. To get the best out of the upcoming challenges, Sagittarius, welcome them as opportunities to expand your understanding of how the world works.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Many cultures throughout history have staged rites of passage to mark the transformation from childhood to puberty. In ancient Greece, for example, kids formally relinquished their toys, symbolizing the intention to move into a new phase of their destinies. In accordance with astrological omens, I want to tweak this custom for your use, Capricorn. I propose that you embrace your second childhood. Fantasize about how you might refurbish your innocence, curiosity, playfulness, and spontaneous joy. Then select an object that embodies a burdensome or unpleasant aspect of adulthood. Discard it. Find an object that signifies the fresh young spirit you’d like to awaken within you. Kiss it, sing to it, and keep it in a prominent place.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): For advice about money, I talk with a banker who sometimes analyzes financial trends using Tarot cards. To keep abreast of politics on the ground level, I consult with a courtesan who has a Ph.D. in political science and cultivates intimate relations with governmental leaders. For guidance about rowdy ethics and etiquette, I seek input from an activist singer in an allwomen punk band. How about you, Aquarius? Now is a favorable time to take an inventory of your posse of teachers, helpers, and counselors. Make sure it’s serving you well and providing maximum inspiration and support. Hot tip: It may be time to add a new facilitator or two to your entourage.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Now and then, you glide through a phase I describe as Freedom from Cosmic Compulsion. During these grace periods, fate has a reduced role in shaping your destiny. Your past doesn’t have its typical power to limit you or entrance you. According to my astrological analysis, you are now enjoying such a chapter. That’s why I predict that an infertile status quo will soon crumble. A boring, inflexible rule will become irrelevant. These and other breakthrough developments will give you extra leeway to innovate and invent. You will have a big, bright emptiness to work and play around in. ∆

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