Space Pirates: Stowaway! - Chapter 1

AVAST YE, ME SPACE HEARTIES! When Sam’s parents crash land on Planet X, Sam asks his noisy neighbours for help. But they are black-hearted Space Pirates, only interested in treasure and singing space-shanties. So Sam climbs into a barrel of alien gloop and stows away.

It’s a sticky start to a stellar adventure!

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With special thanks to Paul Harrison To John Joe – the first pirate to join the crew

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Chapter One

CRASH LANDING

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Samson Starbuck peered through the telescope into outer space, watching spaceship rocket ERRVWHUV Ă LFNHU DFURVV WKH QLJKW OLNH Ă€UHĂ LHV “How many planets are there in the Fudo system?â€? asked Professor Argon, his holographic WHDFKHU Sam set the telescope to zoom in on the distant constellation, but as he did, a spaceship entered KLV SODQHW¡V DWPRVSKHUH &KHFNLQJ WKDW 3URIHVVRU Argon wasn’t watching, Sam swung his telescope WR IROORZ LW +LV SDUHQWV ZHUH PHDQW WR KDYH EHHQ back ages ago, but this spaceship wasn’t his IDPLO\¡V VOHHN VLOYHU FUXLVHU ,W ZDV D KXJH EODFN galleon with billowing sails and golden portholes, RXW RI ZKLFK MXWWHG HQRUPRXV FDQQRQV $W WKH EDFN RI WKH VKLS ORRPLQJ RXW RYHU RSHQ VSDFH ZDV D ORQJ VLOYHU SODQN 6DP JULQQHG DV KH VDZ WKH ZKLWH VNXOO DQG URFNHW Ă DUHV Ă DJ Ă \LQJ IURP WKH WRSPRVW PDVW Space pirates! ´6DPVRQ"Âľ 3URIHVVRU $UJRQ DVNHG DJDLQ “How many planets?â€? ´(UUU WKUHH"Âľ KH JXHVVHG !

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VWLOO EH KRPH LQ WLPH IRU WHD 6DP XVXDOO\ JRW WR WUDYHO ZLWK WKHP EXW VRPHWLPHV OLNH WRGD\ KLV parents insisted that he stay at the lab and catch XS RQ KLV VFKRROZRUN Sam had begged them to take him with them ² WKH\ ZHUH RII WR ÀQG WKH UDUH ELWLQJ PRVV RI 3UHWRLG $OSKD DQG KH¡G DOZD\V ZDQWHG D SHW ² but instead they’d programmed the professor, and told him they’d be back before his lessons ZHUH RYHU ´$QG RI FRXUVH ¾ $UJRQ FRQWLQXHG ´3 6H]RY is also a known port for space pirates, who use its FRQYHQLHQW SRVLWLRQ WR ODXQFK DWWDFNV UDLGV DQG WUHDVXUH KXQWV DFURVV WKH JDOD[\ ¾ 7KH VSDFH SLUDWH VKLS ZDV QRZ FORVH HQRXJK IRU 6DP WR KHDU LW à \LQJ ORZ RYHU WKH ODE 6DP ZDWFKHG WKURXJK WKH ZLQGRZ DV LW WUDYHOOHG RYHU to the other side of the planet, where laser beams ZHUH FULVV FURVVLQJ LQ WKH VN\ )LUHZRUNV à DUHG here and there, and if Sam concentrated hard enough he could just about hear the noise of ÀJKWLQJ DQG WKH UDXFRXV VLQJLQJ RI SRSXODU VSDFH !

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holovision. Although that does mean no more boring Professor Argon!

6DP SHHUHG RYHU WKH HGJH RI WKH FUDWHU 7KHUH JORZLQJ DW WKH YHU\ ERWWRP RI WKH KROH ZDV D VPDOO VKLQ\ PHWDO VSKHUH +H VFUDPEOHG GRZQ LQVLGH WKH FUDWHU DQG SLFNHG LW XS He’d seen something like this before… but ZKHUH" ,W ORRNHG D ELW OLNH WKH KRPLQJ EHDFRQ RQ KLV SDUHQWV· VSDFHVKLS ,Q IDFW LW ORRNHG a lot like WKH KRPLQJ EHDFRQ RQ KLV SDUHQWV· VSDFHVKLS With a sinking feeling, Sam realised that it was the homing beacon from his parents’ ship! But where was the rest of the ship? And where were his parents?

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