Tracey C orderoy Joe Berger
For all those grannies who are wonderfully different! T.C.
For Granny Sue, who wears funny hats, and Granny Clare, who cooks a mean froggy- poop soup.
J.B.
My granny's kind of different . . .
. . . She wears such funny hats.
She ' s got a huge menagerie of cats and frogs and bats!
She takes them to the cinema. They take her to the zoo. But somehow everywhere they go, they never need to ueue!
My granny ' s kind of different. She cooks this icky soup.
I swear she uses slime and sludge and bits of froggy - poop!
I beg her for fish fingers, but Granny shakes her head . . .
“ Oh, yuck! ” she cries. “ How horrible!
– have some gloop instead! ”
My granny ' s kind of different. Her friends are different too. They just don ' t do the kind of things that other grannies do!
They make things disappear. My friends all think it's cool . . .