DOPING-BAR MENU* SCREAM OF A TENNIS PLAYER 100 ml of water 1 pill of vitamin C a scream of a female tennis player Cooking method: poor water into a cup, and throw a pill of vitamin C into a cup from a distance, then scream in a cup GENDER WILL DIE Coca-Cola a pill of menthos Cooking method: to throw a pill of ”Mentos” into a glass with Coca-Cola. To cast a spell: ”Gender will die и gender is a fiction”. To serve a cocktail THIRD EYE norwegian snow dietary fibre Cooking method: to collect fresh Norwegian snow, to mix it with a dietary fibre and to apply it on a face of a guest. To stroke the guest´s forehead and say: ”Now your third eye is open!” ACCELERATED SKI-TRACK ”RUSSIAN HERBS” camomile tea dogrose tea Cooking method: mix the drinks, before serving make a Russian folk-bow to the floor FEMININE MASCULINITY FOR ALL mustard plaster bandage hot water Cooking method: put a mustard plaster on a palm or any other part of the body and wrap up with a bandage NUCLEAR ATOM a spoon of buckwheat Cooking method: feed the buckwheat from hands and sing: the power grows, the kindness increases, daring daring fellow TASTE OF VICTORY tiger balm Cooking method: spread on your hand and smell
DOPINGOFF water a drop of nothing spray Cooking method: mix, do not shake, spray on a person JUVENILE CREAM children’s cream Cooking method: The barman finds a wrinkle on a face of the guest and covers it with cream. Now your skin will be younger and you are the youngest athlete ACTIVATED BRAIN activated carbon children’s cream Cooking method: To ground coal, to apply cream to skin, to sparkle black coal on cream GOLDEN GERMS germs Cooking method: pour germs on the palm of your hand and spray them around. Now you are gilded and invincible GENTLE DISINFECTION brilliant green Cooking method: The barman asks to find a wound or a scratch, kisses this place through a napkin and apply it with a brilliant green AMULET FROM THE EVIL EYE OF AN OPPONENT a piece of paper matches ash tank Cooking method: ask a name, to draw out guest´s hand on a piece of paper, then burn it and while it burns say: ”a doggy hurts, a kitty hurts, a cow hurts, but (a guest´s name) doesn´t hurt…”. When all burnt out, pack it in a piece of paper and give it as an amulet * All doping can have unpredictable side effects