Riding Herd l Special Anima e u s s I y t i l i b a e c Tra May 15, 2023 • www.aaalivestock.com
Volume 65 • No. 5
by LEE PITTS
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Misgendered
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NEWSPAPER PRIORITY HANDLING
word to the wise: Never bet real money on anything I ever say or do. I don’t want to be responsible for anyone’s bankruptcy. Perhaps I should have prefaced everything I’ve written in the last 50 years with a caution sign or a word of warning. If you think I can predict the future please be advised that I’ve never won a dime on any lottery or raffle in my life. Nor have I, to the best of my memory, EVER bet on a winning race horse. I wasn’t smart enough to buy a few shares of Apple or COSTCO or to major in computer science in college. I mean, for gosh sakes, I was an animal husbandry student! In the age of processors, hard drives and motherboards I studied cows, not computers. As for anything I say regarding economics just know that I’ve predicted 12 of the last two recessions. Probably the prediction that has come back to haunt me the most was when I wrote about the merger of the old cashstarved NCA with the Cattlemen’s Beef Board to form the NCBA and virtually “hijacked” the beef checkoff. I wrote IN BIG PRINT and gave speeches with real long words and said that the-powers-that wanted-tobe were putting the beef checkoff at risk and could in fact, lose it entirely if they forged ahead in the direction they were headed. That was 27 years ago and as far as I know the NCBA got away
(Figure that one out!) Although the NCBA held on tight to their beloved cash cow it proved to be the first of many such efforts. The Livestock Marketing Association gathered up what they thought was the necessary number of names for a referendum but nothing ever happened. NCBA’s Cash Cow Even now there are several casIt’s not as if the checkoff es winding their way through wasn’t put in jeopardy. In the the lower courts that would put years that followed the merger the checkoff cash cow back in the legality of the gutsy stick- the field it was meant to stay in. In the years that followed the up was taken all the way to the Supreme Court where the Su- big packer-backers at the NCBA premes’ voted in a six-to-three exerted their new-found powdecision that the checkoff didn’t er to concentrate and consolidate the beef industry until it’s become one big slush Remember that fund for aiding BIG Ag mosilence is sometimes nopolies. One the best answer. of the reasons the packers have enjoyed increasing marbelong to the cowboys after all gins and a bigger percentage but was just another govern- of the beef dollar ever since the ment program and therefore NCBA was formed is because free speech rules didn’t apply. your checkoff dollars have been paying for their research and with the heist. I’m glad I didn’t put a time limit on that prediction because I’m still naive enough to think the demise of the checkoff could still happen. It’s just taking a little longer than I thought, that’s all.
promotion to the detriment of the small producers. This was not just the case with the beef checkoff but nearly all of the 21 commodities that have a similar checkoff. Sometimes it seems that the beef boys are trying to emulate their heroes over at the dairy checkoff. For instance... through contracts with Dairy Management Inc., the dairy checkoff used funds to develop extra cheese pizza at Domino’s and new dairy drinks at McDonald’s. One of my favorite illustrations relates to the dairy checkoff’s corporate sponsorships that helped support the research and marketing for a new ultra-filtered milk product at the company Fairlife that was supposed to compete with protein drinks. After the rollout of the “revolutionary” product, supported by farmers’ dollars, the dairy giant Select Milk Producers helped sell Fairlife to Coca-Cola in 2014. “I paid for the development of that product and then Select Milk just pocketed my money and took the profit from that,”
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Meating of the Minds. BY CAREN COWAN
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small hotel ballroom in El Paso, Texas, with tens of thousands of migrants marshaling at the Mexican border not five miles away awaiting to illegally enter the U.S., may be unlikely place for cattlemen and ranchers to gather to address the most pressing issues of the livestock community --- animal disease traceability and border security. In fact, some might wonder what this group of less than 30 people think they might do to affect change especially since at the outset some were for, some were against. They came from hundreds of miles away because it is well past time for somebody to do something. The U.S. Department of Agriculture’s (USDA) Animal & Plant Health Inspection Service (APHIS) was closing in on yet another comment period and animal disease traceability. They have been stumbling with this issue for over a decade. The comment period at the time was for sexually intact cattle and bison over the age of 18 months. This description targets the dairy industry that is already deeply involved in animal identification for management purposes. What was most disturbing was what was contained in the comment notice was the nearly four pages of “background” (aka self-justification) for the traceability as a whole. USDA freely admits their reliance on cattle and bison organizations providing “significant and ongoing input on the animal disease traceability program.” There are some 700,000 cattle operations in the US. There are three national cattle organizations that represent much fewer than
50,000 of those cattlemen and women. How can the federal government implement a program with the reach and the cost of traceability with input from less than seven (7) percent of those impacted? An additional concern is the fact that neither USDA nor the largest of those organizations make much of a connection between the open Mexican border and the free flow of humans, livestock and wildlife and the threat of catastrophic livestock disease outbreak. An unfortunate Fox News interview with a newly elected volunteer leader of the largest of the three organizations tripped a switch with ranchers who live and work under the constant threat of the border invasion. The concern about the potential ramifications of that interview led to a meeting of the minds of cattlemen from Arizona, New Mexico and Texas in mid-April on traceability. While that volunteer leader initially agreed to come to the meeting and it was scheduled to facilitate his schedule, his professional staff declined his participation. So much for the Code of the West. A third party verifier from Arizona warned the group at the outset that beef is the only protein that doesn’t have animal disease traceability. “There is still time for you to guide a program,” he warned, “but there isn’t a lot of time left. There are BioSecurity concerns and there are people who want to disrupt the agriculture economy by introducing diseases to shut down food production.” John Ladd, an Arizona border rancher, reported to the group that about 15 illegals per continued on page 4
hat’s with all these people wanting to be a member of the opposite sex? This old fogy’s world has been turned upside-down and I’m having a terrible time properly using the more than 55 gender-neutral pronouns so I don’t offend anyone. I’m telling you, it’s a minefield out there and politically correct people are just waiting to pounce if you say or write something wrong so they can “cancel” you. Whatever that means. Being curious, I wondered if other species went through sex changes and you’ll be amazed at what I discovered. There’s a fish species called the California Sheepshead that is capable of changing its sex in midlife, but it’s from California so you’d expect that. But more widely dispersed ocean dwellers like oysters and the Clown Fish can also change their gender. You’d think that male seahorses would want to change their sex because it’s the male seahorses that get impregnated, not the females, and the males give birth to as many as 1,500 babies at a time! Whoa nelly! Talk about morning sickness! Who in their right mind would want to raise 1,500 kids? That’s why I have a hard time understanding why men want to be women. Don’t they know that women have to work twice as hard for the same pay, have to raise the kids and manage the household, while all the males do is work their eight hours, come home, sit in their Lazy Boy® and pop the top on a beer can? Just as Venezuelan opossums can choose the sex of their baby ahead of time, there’s an old wives’ tale that says humans can select the sex of their baby by changing the orientation of their bed. Also, according to statistics, a human can influence the sex of their baby by what occupation they choose. For example, if you want to improve the chances of having a male baby you might want to become President of the United States because they have 60% sons and if you want a daughter you should become a male abalone diver, fighter pilot or anesthetist as they have more girls than boys. Or you could become an Indian like Elizabeth Warren did. A first or sec-
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