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Riding Herd Saying things that need to be said. February 15, 2023 • www.aaalivestock.com

Volume 65 • No. 2

Unsustainable Nonsense LEE PITTS

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epending on your age, you may or may not remember reading a book written by Danish author Hans Christian Anderson that is called “The Emperor’s New Clothes.” It was about a very vain king who gets exposed as a fraud before his loyal subjects. In the book two scam artists showed up in the emperor’s royal city. The emperor was well-known for spending lavishly on clothing so, posing as weavers, the crooks offered to supply him with magnificent clothes that would be invisible to those who are stupid or incompetent. The emperor gave the crooks looms and loans and afterwards a succession of officials checked on their progress. The bureaucrats all saw that the looms were devoid of any cloth but raved to the emperor about the imaginary cloth to avoid being thought of as a fool. On the unveiling day the emperor was dressed in the non-clothes and was paraded in front of his subjects in his birthday suit. Of course, the townsfolk went along with the ruse, not wanting to appear stupid. Finally, a child on the parade route blurted out that the emperor was naked. The people immediately caught on to the scam but the emperor continued to proudly wear the “garments” made of nothing. Now you know everything there is to know about the subject of “sustainability.”

Greenwashing

NEWSPAPER PRIORITY HANDLING

If I had to pick the two biggest buzzwords of the early 21st century I’d pick “stakeholder” and “sustainability.” This report is about both. As ranchers, oops, I mean stakeholders, we all know what “carrying capacity” is. Some-

time in the 1970’s we exceeded ours. Life on earth had become “unsustainable” but rather than blame overpopulation on the stakeholders the scientists and the bureaucrats said the earth had fallen victim to “climate change” which they insisted was caused by cow farts and burning fossil fuels.

The U.N. says earth will have to sustain another 2.6 billion people by 2050 yet even at our current population of 6.5 billion we are using up our resources at an “unsustainable” rate. We should do what any good rancher would do and cut back on our numbers but barring mass suicide or nuclear

The best sermons are lived, not preached. The scientists got part of the equation right. The problem was created by humans, but like all other environmental problems, it was a population problem. We were guilty of overgrazing but the politicians didn’t dare blame the stakeholders because that would be committing political suicide. Besides, it would be impossible to fix the problem unless we did like the communists in China and restricted couples to only one child. It would be much easier to just call the problem one of “sustainability.”

war there’s no other known cure for what ails us. But any honest politician (if there is such a creature) who said so would be considered a fool. So, instead of a population problem we have a sustainability one and the word has multiplied like Russian thistle. Businesses and corporations are using deceptive tactics to falsely claim their product is “sustainably produced,” whatever that means. An honest person, like the boy in the story, would say that all this sustainability non-

sense is just a marketing gimmick. Marketeers call it “greenwashing.” If you don’t think sustainability is nothing more than a passing trend or fad, just ask anyone to tell you what sustainability means. Instead of repeating the lesson pounded into our heads in nursery school, “Don’t take more than your fair share of the graham crackers,” chances are the only synonym they’ll come up with is “climate change” because the environmental movement has grabbed on to the word like a pit bull.

POOF! So far the only person of any stature in the cattle business who is like the honest little boy at the parade, is the CEO of R CALF, Bill Bullard. In a recent commentary he said sustainability is nothing less than “an insidious movement well underway that would rob U.S. cattle producers of their liberty.” Said Bullard, “We have the Global Roundtable for Sustainable Beef (GRSB) that is led by the world’s largest global beef packers, some of the largest world banks, some of the largest global retailers, and globalist pharmaceutical companies. Indeed, over half of the executive committee of the GRSB is continued on page 2

Illegal Crossings at ‘Freezing’ Canadian Border Surge During Migrant Crisis BY JESSE O’NEILL / NEW YORK POST

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order Patrol agents in New York, Vermont and New Hampshire apprehended more people illegally entering the US from Canada in the past three months than in the previous two years combined, authorities say. Officials in the states, which make up the federal agency’s eastern “Swanton Sector,” saw a 743 percent increase in apprehensions and encounters between October 1 and December 31, 2022 compared to the same period in 2021, sector chief, Robert Garcia said last week in a press release. In December, a record 441 people were detained by US Border Patrol and Customs at the Canadian border in the region after flying to Canada from at least 19 countries, according to The Center Square. Fourteen others abandoned their illicit journey to America, and at least 135 foreign nationals evaded authorities and are now in the US illegally, officials told the outlet. Further west, the influx at the US’s frigid continued on page 4

Is Rural America Growing Again? Recent Data Suggests Yes BY SARAH MELOTTE / THE DAILY YONDER

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isitors travel from all over the country to hunt big game in Powder River County, Montana, where the prairie and badlands topography has only about one resident for every two of its 3,300 square miles. The area boasts of some of the best recreational hunting in the United States. In 2017, 171,466 hunters purchased licenses to hunt antelope from Montana’s Fish, Wildlife, and Parks organization. Settled among the rugged Bighorn Mountain Range in the southeastern part of the state, Powder River County’s economy is primarily dependent on recreation, according to reports from the Economic Research Service. In 2017, hunting contributed to over a quarter of a billion dollars to Montana’s economy. Like many rural communities, the Powder River’s population fell from 2010 to 2020. But the trend reversed from 2020 to 2021, according to Census population estimates. After losing three percent of its population in the previous decade, the county’s population grew from 1,682 in 2020 to 1,702 in 2021. continued on page 4

by LEE PITTS

How To Stay Married

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he other day I saw one of those bikes that looks like the riders are laying down while they peddle. Only this bike was a little different. The husband was facing forward with his legs peddling out in front of him while his wife was behind him facing backwards and peddling in the opposite direction. Yet the bike was moving forward! If that isn’t a fitting metaphor for marriage I don’t know what is! Next year my wife and I will celebrate 50 years of wedded bliss. My marriage is the thing I am most proud of in my life and I knew after our first date that Diane was the one I wanted to spend the rest of my life with. Still, I was reluctant to ask, “Will you marry me?” I was afraid she’d reply, “Will I what?” Or, “I’d rather drink a gallon of paint thinner!” Statistics reveal that marriage, or what is now referred to as “the sociocultural interface” or “two or more people sharing a living space,” is now an alternative lifestyle and a dying institution. I have a friend who’s been married so many times the preacher gives him a volume discount and he could live for a month on the rice that’s collected in the pockets of his suit. Another monogamously challenged acquaintance jokingly refers to his “five mile wedding license” and “his current wife.” Having a great marriage is not easy and there are sacrifices one has to make. For example, I was raised on Miracle Whip and was shocked to find out from my bride that, “Only poor people eat Miracle Whip.” She ate real Mayonnaise and wouldn’t have Miracle Whip in the house. I figured this was a battle not worth fighting. Then there’s her choice in football teams. She’s been a fan of the Pittsburg Steelers ever since Terry Bradshaw played for them. (She’s got this thing for Bradshaw I don’t understand.) Whereas I’ve liked the 49’ers ever since I became friends with their offensive line coach who invited us once a year to sit in the owner’s box to watch a game. You can imagine how humiliated I was when she rooted for the Steelers while

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