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Vol. 2, No.26
The Voice of North Grenville
July 2, 2014
Pirates, parrots and politicians
Summer Car Care
The North Grenville Times is Locally Owned and Operated
Pages 10, 11, 14 photo by Marguerite Boyer by David Shanahan Now, this is just not fair! Two weeks ago, if you remember, we had a picture on the front cover of members of Council and Municipal staff (and their stand-ins) winning an award for rib eating. On that occasion, we righteously and with incredible selfsacrifice and discipline, decided not to make references to pork barrel politics, politicians feeding at the trough, etc., etc. Let me tell you: it was not easy. But now, instead of being
rewarded for our generosity and forbearance, what do we find? A picture of the Mayor with, not one, but two parrots on his shoulder. I don’t know about you, but whenever I see a man, bald and bearded, with a parrot on his shoulders, I think, instantly and inevitably: “Pirate!” The glasses are, of course, a poor substitute for an eye patch; but you can’t have everything (where would you put it?). Once again, the temptation is placed squarely before us at the NG Times: do we take
advantage of this, dare I say, Heaven sent opportunity? But, once again, we exercise patience and strive mightily to hold back the flood of fun which this image provides. No, we are a responsible newspaper, a fair and friendly publication, and we will not cheapen ourselves, or David Gordon, by indulging ourselves in fun and mirth. Pirates, parrots and politicians - oh my! But, please, dear politicians, stop leading us into temptation! Avoid being photographed with your mouths full of pork, with
parrots on your shoulder (or both shoulders!), inside a jail cell (even for charity), or in any other pose that would allow us to let our imaginations run riot! It ain’t fair. For the sake of full disclosure, I should note that one of these parrots left David Gordon’s shoulder and perched instead on the top of the head of our trusty reporter on the scene. Screams ensued, we are told, but, alas, no photographs were taken. Isn’t North Grenville fun?!