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Vol. 4, No 12
The Voice of North Grenville
March 23, 2016
Cuffed for “good” at KYC
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Christopher Rekmans of Rekmans Auto, finds himself behind bars for ‘good” in support of KYC for “being too handsome”. submitted by Robin Heald Avid Jail and Bail fans will get a chance to see their favourite jailbirds cuffed for “good” on April Fool’s Day. With many repeat offenders and many new scallywags, KYC is planning some great “trials and tribulations” for local jailbirds at their annual Jail and Bail event. Each jailbird will be given a 10 minute trial and, when found guilty of their charges, will have a short stint in
the Crowbar Hotel where they will be offered bread and water. For the next week, KYC staff and Jail and Bail volunteers will be fleshing out courtroom dockets for each of the jailbirds to make their 10 minutes under the microscope as entertaining as possible, booking the last jailbirds and turning their playful space into a courtroom. Many businesses are joining Sheppard and As-
sociates as sponsors this year. Walker and Associates will be sponsoring the Judge’s Table, allowing our fantastic team of guest judges the opportunity to preside over the fun. Mr. Mozzarella will be sponsoring the jailbird numbers that each jailbird will be wearing, bringing some authenticity to the courtroom. In charge of fun this year will be Patterson Hadden Brown, who have sponsored the “tickle
trunk”, where jailbirds have been picking out great jailbird wear to sport at KYC Kangaroo Court. Also available this year in the tickle trunk will be an assortment of toys, like balls and chains and handcuffs. Stephanie Brazeau, from Coldwell Banker, will be sponsoring the snack table for jailbirds and volunteers. CSE Consulting will not only be consulting on the Prosecution Table, but sponsoring it as well. Connie Lamble will be the guest “judge” for a session, as well as sponsoring the Defence Table, and Yazdani Family Dentistry will be sponsoring the Registration Table. Building on their annual support for KYC, Dixon Car and Truck Rental will be gifting a free car detailing to all jailbirds who put their necks out there to raise over $1,000 for KYC. Spectators are welcome to come watch their favourite jailbirds answer to their “fantastic” charges at KYC Kangaroo Court at the following times. Each of the KYC jailbirds has an event page at kyc.myevent. com, where you can donate online and leave a fun comment that court officials can use as evidence at their trial. As more jailbirds confirm their times, the updated schedule will be on kyc.myevent.com. Watch for it, you never know who will join up next. continued on page 9
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