Nexus Issue 6 2024

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Sweaty since ‘88

That people of all races, gender and creed irrespective of level of ability participate with equal value and status in a full range of recreation, leisure and sports activities. (UoW Recreation Centre’s Mission Statement from 1993)

double brown sumo wrestling challenge (‘91) hyper aerobics in polaris room bill crome, recreation director (‘93) original chalkboard signage The university of waikato recreation centre
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- The HSBC Sevens final tournament will take place in Madrid at the end of this month. The Black Ferns currently lead the Women’s series with 126 points, and have won their last four consecutive tournaments.

- The 2024 NBA Draft Lottery was held on May 12th, and the Atlanta Hawks won the No. 1 overall pick. This year’s NBA Draft will take place on June 26-27.

- The UCL semi final between Bayern Munich and Real Madrid has sparked outrage for the controversial offside call that signalled the end of the game. Tuchel, Bayern’s manager, said it “would not have happened on the other side”. Madrid will play Borussia Dortmund in the final on June 2nd at 7 AM (NZT) at Wembley Stadium.

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Columns -Panui Rarapiki

DONT QUOTE ME

PUMBAA

“I ate like a pig”

MATTHEW PERRY

“Hard work never killed anyboby, but why take a chance?”

JAKE PAUL

‘England is my city” (Old but gold)

WHEEEMA

“People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad.”

@Wheeema (X/twitter)

CRUSH OF THE WEEK

NCUTI GATWA

Ncuti Gatwa, born on October 16, 1992, is a Scottish-Rwandan actor known for his breakout role as Eric Effiong in the Netflix series “Sex Education.” Raised in Edinburgh, Gatwa discovered his passion for acting early on and honed his skills at the Royal Conservatoire of Scotland. His portrayal of Eric, a confident and charismatic teenager navigating issues of identity and sexuality, earned him widespread acclaim. Gatwa’s talent and authenticity have established him as a rising star in the entertainment industry.

“Mommy” SALMA HAYEK TOP 10 celebrities over 50 who could still get it 57 “When she’s not operating hearts in “Grey’s Anatomy”, she’s breaking them. SANDRA OH 52 TLC (hilli) ROZONDA THOMAS 53 Her accent in “The Nanny” was kinda hot… FRAN DRESCHER 66 His perfect day is how we should aspire to spend our life. KEANU REEVES 59 His whole family is beautiful. LENNY KRAVITZ 59 Hot dad from “Spy Kids”. ANTONIO BANDERAS 63 Search pinterest “Chefs kisses”. MADS MIKKELSEN 58 That man has been hot throughout every decade. JOHNNY DEPP 60 September ‘97 NIKKI ZIERING 52 20 ISSUE 4 NEXUS
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LO-FIVE

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January 20February 18

February 19March 20

March 21APRIL 19

PISCES Aquarius ARIES

Drink a cup of water. Remember water, not an energy drink. Girl, let your friend get the compliment they deserve. Not everything is about you. when will you let the other person win an argument even deep down you know they are right?

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JUNE 21JULY 22

How’s that partner of yours doing? Are they being manipulated yet?

GEMINI CANCER
TAURUS Happy Birthmonth! Hope y'all grow taller.
Stop
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where she got her beauty from”. It’s not funny. More like mommy issues.
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Quiz - Hōtaka Kōrero
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Butter Noodles

(I know how it sounds but hear me out this is PEAK depression snackage)

Save Or Splurge

- Pasta, Any pasta. As much as you like

- Butter (measure that shit with your heart)

- Cheese (I prefer parmesan, but nobody can control what you do)

- Salt + Pepper Ingredients:

Method:

- Boil the pasta with a lil bit of salt (If you can’t figure this out then I’m slightly concerned)

- While that’s cooking: Chop up the butter into manageable-sized pieces, and grate the cheese (if that’s the direction you’re going in)

- Once the pasta is done, strain it.

- While the pasta is still hot, load it with the butter and cheese. (Add some pepper)

- Give it a lil mix so everything melts and we don’t just have chunks of butter in our pasta.

- If you want some other toppings, be my guest. Go for some spring onion, garlic powder, I don’t care.

- Eat it. (preferably in a dark room while binge watching YouTube videos.)

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Simple Puzzles for

simple People

FLOW DOTS

Connect the same colour dots without overlapping lines and filling the entire square.

C’s GET DEGREES

Connect the dots

STUDYING FOR EXAMS

TODAY’S TRIVIA

A MURDER OF RAVENS

Guess the Collective Nouns for these groups of animals

A ___ of bats

A ___ of bears

A ___ of caterpillars

A ___ of camels

A ___ of flamingos

A ___ of lemurs

A ___ of ravens

GETTING GOOD GRADES

Unkindness of ravens

Flamboyance of flamingos

Cauldron of bats Sleuth of bears Army of caterpillars Caravan of camels Conspiracy of lemurs
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