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COMING SOON 12/26 Big Eyed Fish 1/07 4th Annual Non Drummer Drum Off 1/08 Elvis and the Experience 1/15 Irishpalooza 1/15 Jelly Bread 1/16 Stu Hamm Band 1/17 JD McPherson 1/22-23 Tainted Love 1/24 Chicano Batman 1/28 Led Kaapana 1/29 Night of Flamenco 1/29 Abney Park / Diego’s Umbrella 1/30 Mania: Beatles Experience 1/30 Peace Killers 2/03 The Motet 2/05 Joy & Madness 2/06 Steelin’ Dan 2/06 Some Fear None 2/12 Glen Phillips 2/13 Foreverland 2/19 ALO 2/23 The Infamous Stringdusters 2/26 David Lindley 3/05 Dengue Fever 3/08 Anderson East 3/19 The Brothers Comatose

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Thank you, Melinda Re “The time I have leftâ€? by Melinda Welsh (SN&R Essay, December 17): Bless you, Melinda! Thank you for all your good work. My family and I have admired you for many years. We appreciate you telling us what’s now happening in your life and how you feel as you find your way ahead of us. Your honesty and clear words are inspiring, my dear. ÂĄMuchĂ­simas gracias!

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Rent-increase tales Re “Rent gone wild� by Nick Miller (SN&R News, December 17): I live in the Greenhaven/ Pocket Area, and while my rent didn’t skyrocket as much as Kristina’s, it did jump $60 for my new lease beginning December 1 of this year. That may not sound like a lot, but it makes the difference in

how much I have to spend on groceries each month. Whereas before I didn’t have to work overtime to make sure the basics were taken care of, now I’m actively looking for a part-time job. ‌ I’m already researching places to move to when my lease is up next year, and hopefully I’ll be able to stay in the same neighborhood. Dia Toney Sacramento

More mistreatment at jails Re “Club solitary� by Raheem F. Hosseini (SN&R News, December 17): After my husband was booked on charges in June, he spent his first four days with no shower or change of jumpsuit, in holding, covered in blood. He is also HIV positive and was not engaged in treatment at the time; the officers were made aware of his condition at intake. They refused care for his HIV despite repeat requests. Jennifer Ondechek Sacramento

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just the reality of it that SN&R consistently opposes. In the same issue where rapidly rising rents are (in a nice fact-based article) decried, Scorekeeper gives a -16 on an infill project that would add who-knows-how-many new units to an undersupplied market. (News flash: Rents don’t go up because there are too many units available!) Also, developer Paul Petrovich is subtly criticized for bringing “two fabulous� (but budget-oriented) chains to the Curtis/Crocker Village development. The NIMBYism here is both obvious and shocking— �We don’t want ‘those’ kind of stores near us!� Mark Rakich Sacramento

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Richard Dean credits his pit bull mix, Shunka, with saving his life.

More than just best friends Homeless Sacramentans experience unexpected benefits,   and persistent challenges, from pet ownership by Dave Kempa

Richard Dean remembers when Shunka saved his life. It was a couple of years ago. He was breaking down. After a failed trip to the welfare offices, Dean suffered a panic attack on a bus ride to Loaves & Fishes. “All the way back I was saying, ‘What’s wrong with me? What’s wrong with me?’” Dean said. He’d recently stopped using drugs, but he was suffering mentally. 8   |   SN&R   |   12.24.15

The moment he returned to his dog, Shunka, he hugged her. Immediately, he felt better. “That was when I realized, ‘You know what? I’m going to go over to Guest House [Homeless Clinic] and I’m going to get treatment,’” he explained. “I realized that I’m not the only one in the picture, now. “I had something that I had to take care of.”

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Sacramento residents are no strangers to the homeless community and their pets. But few have asked why homeless people take on companions given the challenges of owning a pet while living on the streets. In a society where some view homeless pet ownership as a disservice to the animal, such questions are worth addressing. Five to 10 percent of the country’s estimated 3.5 million homeless have

dogs or cats, according to Pets of the Homeless, a national nonprofit dedicated to providing food and veterinary care to pets of homeless individuals. And while there are no concrete statistics for the Sacramento area, a January 2015 survey found 2,659 people living homeless in the region on one particular night. By Pets of the Homeless’ numbers, some 133 to 265 of those counted were living homeless with pets. James Shea and his orange-andwhite cat, Milo, stand among this group. They’ve found themselves in need of services this winter after a recent injury left Shea, 32, unable to work. In times like these, Shea has considered finding other living situations for Milo, who turns 13 this Christmas. But their bond is too strong. “Everyone should have the opportunity participate in love in their life, to whatever capacity,” said Shea. “And animals are an outlet to do that.” That’s why he bought a small car to keep Milo sheltered, and utilizes local services to keep him in good health.

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Milo stays safe, warm and fed during the day at Anneke’s Haven, a 20-kennel facility offered to pets of guests at Loaves & Fishes. They stay there while their human companions eat, find jobs or obtain services. The building is named after Anneke Vos, a longtime advocate of the health and safety of Sacramento’s homeless pets. This place was Vos’ vision come true, opening just weeks after her death in February 2011. Kennel supervisor Margaret Gonzales sees the deep connections homeless guests share with their pets. “It helps them,” she said. “It’s therapy.” It’s often much more. Gus Gus and Zeus are Sarah Soto’s certified service animals. Three-year-old Gus Gus is a PTSD dog for attack and rape victims. And Zeus alerts others These animals and humans share when Soto has an epileptic seizure. unique bonds because of their circumThey also serve a different, though stance. Three years ago, Dean found no less important, role: In the evenings, Shunka in a box left under the bridge on while Soto’s husband, Oso, is out working with the local nonprofit Safe Ground, 12th Street. The Soto’s dogs were homeless as well. Many in the community tell she is alone in the streets. Gus Gus and stories of feeding and caring for stray Zeus make sure she is safe. cats that find their way to campsites on “There’s been a couple people the American River. In fact, the majority that have tried to follow me at night,” of pets owned by the homeless commuSoto said. “But I’ve got these two big nity were themselves homeless at dogs who will do anything to some point. protect me.” “There’s a real This is true for “There’s reciprocity of care virtually all homeless that I think is really been a couple residents with dogs, neat,” said Loaves including Dean, people that have tried to & Fishes execufor whom Shunka follow me at night. But I’ve tive director Joan often serves Burke. “It’s an got these two big dogs who will as a kind of empowering proximity alarm do anything to protect me.” feeling to say, at night. “If ‘Hey, I can do Sarah Soto she’s growling, this. I can help local homeless woman, on one of the it’s OK. But if someone.’” many benefits of pet companionship she starts barking Anneke’s Haven while living on I know they’re too fuels this sense of the streets close and I know they responsibility. Guests mean harm.” must keep their animals’ Such protection, paired food and water bowls full, walk with the deep, therapeutic bonds them twice daily and clean up after those in homeless situations develop with their animal companions, carries the their companions when someone has an accident in the kennel. relationship between human and animal In order to utilize services at to another level. Anneke’s Haven, visitors must also make “There are two words that I do not sure their dogs and cats are spayed or use as I associate with a dog, and those neutered and up-to-date on vaccinations. are ‘owner’ and ‘master,’” Dean said This requires using the UC Davis School of Shunka. “I am her human. I am her of Veterinary Medicine’s free monthly human companion.” services at their Loaves & Fishes loca“We’re friends,” said Shea of Milo. tion, the Mercer Clinic. “The agreement was that I don’t own him.” It’s worth it. Dean credits Shunka for The Sotos consider Gus Gus and Zeus beating his drug addiction. Shea went family, referring to them as “the kids” in casual conversation.

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ahead and bought a car to care for Milo (and also himself). But the act of simply having a pet also creates huge barriers for homeless Sacramentans. Besides Wind Youth Services (which only serves unaccompanied homeless youth), no local emergency housing shelter provides nighttime kennels for homeless guests, leaving most pet owners out in the elements with their companions. In terms of long-term housing, landlords at low-incomehousing facilities rarely accept formerly homeless residents with pets unless they are registered as service animals. “It’s a barrier to people getting in, which is a barrier to getting employment help or mental health services,” Burke explained. Thankfully, it’s relatively easy to incorporate kennels into homeless shelters, which is why Emily Halcon, the city of Sacramento’s Homeless Services Coordinator, started a task force to see what the region can do about serving the pets of the homeless community. Advocates say the city needs to move fast, because people like Dean aren’t leaving their dogs behind any time soon. Dean originally became homeless five years ago after his mother, for whom he was caretaker, passed away. When he looks at Shunka, he is reminded of her. “There are times when I know my guardian angel is in her,” he said, eyes welling up. “There’s just things that she’ll do where she will remind me that my mom is still here, helping someone keep an eye on me.” Ω

As the bailiff delivered a bright yellow envelope to the defense table, Judge Jennifer Rockwell told the young woman something she repeats to every new graduate. Inside was a gift card, good for nothing more extravagant than a cup of coffee. It’s a modest prize. But then again, RESET is a court with modest expectations. “I get that this is not an easy thing to do,” Rockwell said from the Department 23 bench in Sacramento Superior Court last week. “It’s not like flipping a light switch and then life is better.” An acronym for Reducing Sexually Exploited & Trafficked, RESET is a diversion court that allows adult sex workers to exchange misdemeanor criminal charges for programs that, if completed, dismiss the charges. Six months into its pilot season, it’s still too soon to say whether the court is working. But the tenor at the last two hearings suggested court officers know that the RESET may have to be hit more than once. “This is a difficult population to work with, as far as recidivism goes,” said Assistant Chief Deputy District Attorney Paul Durenberger. “There’s going to be slips and falls.” While defendants qualify for the court because of misdemeanor charges, they often possess a cornucopia of issues, like past trauma, housing instability, physical ailments, mental health conditions and, most often, drug dependency, or what Rockwell terms “self-medication.” As a misdemeanor court, Rockwell pointed out, “Both our carrots and our sticks are not so big.” When it was unveiled during a press conference in June, RESET was framed as an acknowledgment that prosecuting sex workers only indentured them to the profession. Still, critics feared the program created an incentive to keep it supplied with participants, which its defenders strongly dispute. Prostitution arrests in the county did experience a steep increase last year, according to data from the California Attorney General’s Office. The 396 prostitution arrests that were made in 2014 are the most in five years and represent a 45-percent increase over 2013. But those arrests occurred before the court’s launch. (2015 figures aren’t yet available.) Like other diversion courts, RESET requires participants to plead guilty before they can participate, which irks advocates at the Urban Justice Center and Sex Workers Outreach Project. But court officers say the guilty plea makes it clear what’s at stake. “It’s good to have that clarity,” said Joseph Cress of the Sacramento County Public Defender’s Office. Thus far, Rockwell has extended participants a decent amount of rope. Last month, she issued only three bench warrants, even though 16 of the 31 participants were no-shows. Last Friday, 10 of the 38 participants didn’t attend, resulting in two bench warrants, each worth $10,500. Rockwell says she’s still figuring out how often participants should appear before her. Some might find the monthly check-ins detrimental to their progress. “I don’t want somebody to lose their job so I can tell them they’re doing a good job,” she said. RESET is free and doesn’t require participants to say they were trafficked, which can be a sticking point for sex workers who don’t want victimhood thrust upon them. Though the court program is open to all genders and races, all of its participants have been women and most—68 percent last week—are black, which SWOP Sacramento director Kristen DiAngelo says could indicate a racial bias in arrests. About 20 women have seen their charges dismissed thus far, with another six scheduled to graduate next month. A woman who recidivated was allowed back into the program, Rockwell said. As last week’s lone graduate, a petite woman named Melissa accepted her yellow envelope with a promise. “You guys won’t see me in this court no more. No more street walking, no more Internet, I gave it up. I’m retired,” she said. Then, lifting her black ball cap as she walked the center aisle toward the exit, she bid adieu to her peers. “Merry Christmas to all! And a ho-ho-ho!” (Raheem F. Hosseini)

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Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor?

Sacramento first noticed the power couple last month, when the Canadian rapper sat courtside with the bachelor Kings owner during a home game against the San Antonio Spurs. What a curious match: Drake, 29, into dancing inside neon boxes and giving his hometown Toronto stupid nicknames. Vivek, 58, into mispronouncing the nicknames of the rappers his daughter dates and creating software so Wall Street can screw over Main Street. Little in common, save for money and power. Would it be enough? Indeed, the bromance persevered. Drake and Vivek recently were spotted in Las Vegas. Drake attended Vivek’s holiday party. And last week, Vivek played guide to Drake on a private, intimate tour of the new downtown arena. Drake posted a photo of them, arm-in-arm, on Instagram, with a caption referring to Vivek as “the boss don.” Cute. That evening, the two rubbed elbows and laughed courtside—again—as the Kings spanked the Houston Rockets. Win streak! What is going on here? Is this some Pretty Woman arrangement? Vivek as Richard Gere, dropping commas on Drake? Does Mr. Ranadivé woo his 10   |   SN&R   |   12.24.15

Six God with lobster and Céline? Or do they just bro down with chickenfinger fries? To that end: Is this affair even for real? Does Drake actually find Vivek’s trademark “hang loose” pose charming? Will Drake enjoy rolling in the 916 (with the Kings’ woes) for more than just a couple of dates? All we know is: Them boys up to something. We also know that, when Vivek and Drake are arm-in-arm, the Boss Don’s better judgment goes AWOL. Such is love. For instance: After the Kings brutal home loss to San Antonio last month—and just after DeMarcus Cousins cussed out coach George Karl—Vivek thought it wise to sneak his Drizzy into the locker for an introduction to the players. Awkward! All right, enough: What is Drivek really about? Forbes may know: Last week, they reported that Vivek will oversee a new technology fund at the University of California. He’ll be doling out grants to eye-catching start-ups and synergizing the tech and entertainment industries, which means connecting geeks with stars like Drake. Specifically, he’s going to get Drake to post on Snapchat about our future tech overlords. “If you’re a startup with a very small marketing budget and a guy like Drake can like your product and tweet it, that’s worth millions and millions,” Vivek told Forbes. Bingo: Vivek is pimping out Drake’s Instagram to Silicon Valley. Ah, friendship. Before Drivek even reads this, their relationship might be over. But just one request: Vivek, please book Drake as the debut act at the new arena. Put a ring on it. Ω PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY BRIAN BRENEMAN

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fundraising saga, to pay for a new location on Capitol Avenue, is officially over thanks to the city council agreeing to supply the remaining $500,000 needed. Originally, the city set aside $2.5 million for the theater’s construction, but at last week’s meeting the council voted unanimously to raise it to $3 million. Score one for the arts.

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GRINCHES OF THE YEAR ! Hipster-baiting Homebuilders, sHameless labor groups and otHer winners of sn&r’s annual awards for small-Hearted sacramentans

We normally Wouldn’t touch any of this year’s Grinches With a 39-and-a-half foot pole.

But, unfortunately, we’ve got to share the same sidewalks and streets with the 23 who made this year’s SN&R Grinch list. We’re not going to play nice. But we hope that, sometime soon, we can work things out. Because there’s only so much room in Sacramento for holes instead of hearts, for souls full of garlic. Here’s to showing some love in 2016, you bad bananas.

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playground For as long as this newspaper has existed,

it has been a cheerleader for repopulating the urban core, for bringing new housing and many more people to the central city. Yeah, never mind that. We’ve seen the vision of Sacramento 3.0, and it’s probably better if we just pave the grid and put up a parking lot. Maybe you’ve seen it, too, like in the full-page newspaper ads for the Creamery at Alkali Flat housing development. The ads feature a young attractive white couple, straight out of hipster central casting. His beard, undercut (reverse mullet) and vest, his and her giant sunglasses, all seem a bit too on the nose. But wait, here’s a little asterisk at the bottom of the page letting us know these are “Real Sacramentans.” He’s a geologist, she’s a photographer. You couldn’t ask for finer specimens of The Creative Class, really. The Creamery at Alkali Flat is just nine blocks from the new Kings arena and a “12 minute stroll from Wells Fargo Pavilion,” whatever that is. (Oh, they mean Music Circus?) Units start in the “high 400s.” The tag line under the Mr. and Ms. Creative Class Beardo is “Own the City.” Very subtle, gentrifiers. Nothing should ever be called “at” Alkali Flat. You’re not “placemaking.” You’re not fooling anyone. Also, no one is ever going to call it The Handle or The Kay or DoCo or whatever dumbass brand your consultants came up with. The marketing for The Mill at Broadway is improbably worse. The Mill’s “Live On” campaign is all about pretty 20-somethings dancing on beaches and getting tattoos and painting and yoga-ing and generally being hip and creative and childless while the earnest (or possibly coked-up) narrator babbles a hashtag manifesto underneath: “We do not wake up because we can. We wake up because we must.” What does that even mean? Who writes this stuff, Kevin Johnson? Sure, it’s just a couple of lame ads. But all this “Own the City” stuff signals something to the rest of us working schlubs: The central city is being repackaged as a yuppie playground. The noncreative classes need not apply. (C.G.) Homebuilders schilling the grid as a future yuppie playground—working schmucks be damned— get coal for days.

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Sweet little Piglet, how’d it come to be that so many want a pig roast?

During the Sacramento minimum wage debate, politicians went on about difficult decisions and no-winners-here compromises. But screw that: Everyone involved in the city’s minimum-wage debate, from council members to the mayor, union leaders and restaurateurs, came to the table with hearts too cold. The mayor and fellow electeds were too motivated by passing anything. Chamber of Commerce and restaurant owners were too inflexible, despite the obvious wave of support for lifting workers out of poverty. And even labor leaders deserve some blame, for talking $15 to members, but arguing for a lower number behind closed doors. The entire charade undermined good government and sent a crappy message to workers: Take your 10-bucks-anhour bump in 2016 and be grateful you’re not getting coal. (N.M.)

The rapper, The Thief It was a sad, sad day when the Sacramento hip-hop community realized one of its own was a big-time thief. And not like a thief who swiped watches from Macy’s—that would have been just fine. Task1ne, once considered Sacramento’s perhaps most promising emcee, stole raps. Sometimes whole verses. On at least one occasion, an entire song. Verbatim. Consistently. Turns out, only a quarter of his catalog is original. The worst part? He didn’t even apologize. After getting outed on social media, Task1ne went dark, apparently hard at work on his bizarre, hyper-edited YouTube video titled “Response.” He explained how he was getting too much attention too fast, how he couldn’t keep up with demand. Then, the kicker: “What bothers me the most is my choices … has brought out the worst in all of you. I’m sorry for that.” Gee, thanks. (J.B.)

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figures in Sacramento. Crazy, right? It all happened when the city purchased a Jeff Koons porcine sculpture, named after and inspired by the lovable kid-lit character, for an eyeballdrying $8 million. Instant controversy! Critics viewed the Koons, which will be installed out in front of the new Kings arena, as a needlessly flashy and inappropriate use of public-arts monies. They also criticized the otherwise unimpeachable Sacramento Metropolitan Arts Commission for a lack of transparency when it came to the Koons selection process. SN&R gets it: Arts benefactor, K.J. donor and mom to Kings developer Mark Friedman, Marcy Friedman, wanted a Koons—so, she got it. Kudos to her for kicking down some cash to public art—but, c’mon, nothing is fine about that million-dollar swine swindle. (N.M.)

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Grinches get a bad rap around here, but sometimes you need someone a little cynical to call a spade a spade and say “that’s dumb.” That’s why @sac_snark is kinda like Batman: He’s not the contrarian we need, but the one we deserve. If you’re engaged with Sacramento’s elite on Twitter, your feed is overflowing with pointless boosterism, sponsored content pretending to be content and hot takes that don’t even rise to the level of unnecessary. And while it’s no revelation that marketing is disingenuous, or that politicians are bad at social media, having a voice of reason can be a ray of sunlight amid all the dreck. Sac Snark is 100 percent wrong about our website, though. (B.B.)

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Forget CGI dinosaurs and superheroes. No summer blockbuster had the same staying power as the undercover videos produced by the Davisbred David Daleiden and

his anti-abortion group, the Center for Medical Progress.

Almost six months after the videos’ releases—which featured nothing more shocking than abortion providers discussing their work with the same professional frankness as an orthopedic surgeon—Republicans in Congress are still trying to strip women of reproductive rights, while hostility toward clinics has increased. The antichoice rhetoric that Daleiden reignited culminated last month, when a white terrorist mumbling “no more baby parts” shot up a Planned Parenthood clinic in Colorado Springs, killing three. This is Daleiden’s true legacy, and reveals his videos for the snuff films they really are. Some Christian. (RFH)

the entire chArAde Sent A crAppy meSSAGe to workerS: tAke your 10-buckS-An-hour bump in 2016 And be GrAteful you’re not GettinG coAl. A bunch of lAwyer bS Kevin Johnson’s attack dogs at Ballard Spahr say they’re not collecting any

fees for suing the city and SN&R. Rather, they are working pro bono— for the public good. That’s rich. You know they’ll get paid somewhere down the line. For example, records obtained by SN&R show that Ballard Spahr were pitching their services to the city for work on the mayor’s downtown housing initiative, at the same time they were preparing to sue us. Sacramento’s City Attorney James Sanchez shares in the blame for this lawsuit fiasco. His shop invited BS to take action to block SN&R from requesting public records related to the mayor’s use of city staff for his outside projects. While Johnson gets unlimited “pro bono” legal help, and the city attorney can spend all the taxpayer money it needs on the suit, SN&R has to ask readers to donate to a defense fund. Gawker Media (parent of the Deadspin site that has done some aggressive reporting about Johnson’s misuse of city resources and other,

um, stuff) tried to intervene, which would have helped relieve some of the financial burden of defending against the suit. But the city attorney sided with Team K.J. and took action to block Gawker from joining, leaving SN&R financially isolated. Which, of course, is the whole point: to damage the paper. Pro bono. (C.G.)

StreetcAr nAmed Grinch This past summer’s streetcar-tax vote never should have gone to the ballot. It stood about as much chance of attaining a two-thirds majority as the mayor does getting favorable press from Deadspin. Nevertheless: Residents

and property owners who voted nay on the proposed streetcar line need to rethink

their affinity for an automobiledominated city. We need to build infrastructure now that will get people out of their cars in the future, in the next 20 to 50 years. And residents who likened streetcar to the Kings arena subsidy, as a present to developers, get extra coal in their stocking this year. Grinch move, NIMBYs. (N.M.)

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dissing Vivek as a Grinch again this year, because it truly feels as if he’s improving, I mean, instead of firing George Karl last month when the team started at 1-7, he fumed in private. Good for you, Vivek. Drake’s made you a changed man! But that doesn’t change all the drama of this year: Interim-coach-turned-noninterimturned-former-coach whateverhis-name-was, hiring a coach again before making Vlade Divac general manager and so on. This new arena and DoCo better be friggin’ awesome, Vivek, or it’s Grinches for life. For life! (N.M.)

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Knives out This really should go without saying, but in light of this year’s events it bears repeating: Stop stabbing people. When you’re out walking around in Midtown and some guy says something shitty to you, don’t stab them. For fuck’s sake, you stabbers! Is it something in the water? In June, three local musicians were stabbed in an incident at 21st and O streets that thrust Sacramento (and skinny jeans) into headlines all over the web. In October, actual hero Spencer Stone, who thwarted a terror attack in Belgium, was stabbed multiple times after a verbal altercation. In November, two homeless people were attacked near the Safeway on R and 19th streets. Before we get too carried away with the fearmongering, though, it’s important to note the factors that aren’t as sensational—the possibility of PTSD as a factor in the June stabbing, the vulnerability of the homeless population to violence—will persist long after the headlines and news cameras go away. (B.B.)

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People just wanted coffee, or a sandwich—but then union hardball tactics went next nuclear. This past winter, the Local 46 carpenters union began picketing popular restaurants and coffeehouses. A couple of stooges would show up outside Magpie on R Street, or one of Insight Coffee’s locations, holding a huge banner, which declared that the spots “hurt families.” The picketers also brought with them a 15-foot-tall grim reaper blow-up doll. Mmm hmm. Back then, the carpenters union explained to SN&R that they were targeting the eateries because, as future tenants in the now-open Powerhouse 16 mixed-use apartments, they were complicit in a construction project that did not use union workers. SN&R is all for fair wages, and SN&R honestly can’t remember the behind-thescenes wages drama on that project. But shameless picketing of local businesses that don’t even have a dog in the fight isn’t going to win union workers any points in this town. That’s just heartless. (N.M.)

Can we come up with a new name for California’s ascendent caucus of “moderate democrats” in the state Legislature. You know, the ones like Assemblyman Jim Cooper, the Elk Grove Democrat who torched efforts this year to reduce the state’s reliance on oil and gas and step up reductions of greenhouse gases. Exactly what is “moderate” about taking millions of dollars from oil companies and then doing their bidding? Thanks to so-called moderate dems, oil companies torpedoed Senate Bill 32, which would have required the state to use 50 percent less petroleum by 2030. How is this the “moderate” position when, according to the Public Policy Institute of California, 73 percent of Californians supported the policy? That included 73 percent of black respondents and 80 percent of Latinos—the folks who tend to live in neighborhoods with the most pollution, and who Cooper claims to be looking out for. Instead of “moderate” dems, maybe we should call them “radical corporate dems.” Or just Grinches. (C.G.)

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ami bera’s Disappointing support for a refugeescreening bill last month only aDDeD fuel to the argument that he’s a Democrat of convenience.

un-bera-ble Progressives had high hopes for Dem doctor Congressman Ami Bera when he finally unseated conservative robot Dan Lungren in 2012. But his disappointing support for a refugee-screening bill last month only added fuel to the argument that he’s a Democrat of convenience, easily shifted by the winds of political self-interest. And the government-research website InsideGov certainly didn’t help his case by pointing out the Seventh District rep has only sponsored six bills this year. With Sacramento County Sheriff Scott Jones shaping himself as the “build a wall” candidate for 2017, it might be time for Bera to reacquaint himself with his constituents and get to work. (RFH)

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It wasn’t a good year for Good Day Sacramento and celebrities. First came the local morning news show’s run-in with actress Cara Delevingne. Anchors Marianne McClary and Ken Rudulph had a rough time when they interviewed her via satellite about her film Paper Towns. Whether it was getting her name wrong (“Carla”), asking dumb, potentially sexist questions (“Did you read the book?”) or simply not understanding her dry sense of humor (at one point Mark S. Allen showed up to rebuke Delevingne for her lack of enthusiasm), the whole thing went down in flames, fast. To the point that Delevingne actually cut the interview short. The clip went viral big time with media outlets such as Entertainment Weekly and Huffington Post weighing in to tsk tsk at the Sacramento anchors. Oof. Perhaps most embarrassing is that the Good Day folks, however, seemed unfazed by it all. That’s why by the time Patton Oswalt decided to live blog his experience watching Good Day from a hotel room somewhere near the 916 (“All the hosts of Good Day Sacramento are grand masters in the samurai art of ‘Yell Talking.’ #yalkers”) we could only read along, cringe and agree. (R.L.)

Just grinch Delete Here’s a good one: This paper first, and then a healthy chunk of the local media, put Mayor Kevin Johnson’s email practices in the spotlight. So what does the city do? They decide to permanently delete tens of millions of emails and records! What a solution, eh? Thankfully, concerned residents filed an injunction against city email deleters in court, and a judge delayed and ultimately told the city not to delete about 15 million

emails. But the rest of those records? Au revoir! Oh, yeah, why is this a bad thing? Well, consider SN&R’s investigation of the city’s water-meter install project: If our reporter didn’t have access to years’ worth of old emails, we never would have discovered needless expenses, and therefore never would have saved ratepayers $65 million! (N.M.)

Who’s the real pimp? A 23-year-old escort comes to Sacramento to escape a pimp, turns to the FBI’s Office of Victim Services for help—but then realizes they just want to squeeze her for information and flees back back into the life. The U.S. Attorney’s Office came down hard on journalist and former Sacramento resident Matthew Keys for a website prank, but Keys insists it’s because he didn’t give up his sources. And immigrant rights’ attorneys say that U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement continues to try to circumvent a California law that protects undocumented immigrants from prolonged detention. Do these federal law enforcement agencies not have actual work to do protecting the homeland? And another question: In each of these three scenarios, who’s the real pimp? (RFH)

still grinchy Sheriff Scott Jones was our Grinch of 2014, so we’ll go easy on him this year. Not that he deserves it: The sheriff spied on people illegally with invasive Stingray technology and lied about it, criticized Obama on Capitol Hill and still does his best to get around state and federal immigration reforms. That’s about as charming as an eel, Mr. Jones. So, what does he do next? Run for Congress! (N.M.)

Paul Petrovich’s threats include fuel stations, Dollar Stores and Grocery Outlets. Those are some threats!

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Maybe it was people not understanding the difference between reputation and reality. Or maybe it was plain old racism. Whatever influenced it, Sacramento hasn’t been too cool about

A place can be a Grinch, too. And we’re still bummed that the brains behind the forthcoming Downtown Commons, a.k.a. DoCo, never sent SN&R any swag bag goodies when they announced the new project’s launch. How Grinchy was that? Things were made right, however, when South Park blasted DoCo and similar projects for their flagrant yuppie pandering and overall basicness. #SoDoSoPa forever! (N.M.)

treating rap and hip-hop shows equally with other art forms.

The biggest example is the city’s response to the shooting outside of Ace of Spades after a February Nipsey Hussle show. Both the city and neighboring businesses put pressure on the venue to halt its hosting of hip-hop shows, sending a clear message to rappers across the city: Your art is yet again on lockdown and under suspicion. To its credit, Ace quietly returned hip-hop and rap to the stage, but the fact remains that no other genre or art form around town has faced as much unwarranted scrutiny. (A.S.)

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T o x i c Yes, paul petroviCh’S Curtis Park Village will one day be better than the toxic patch of dirt that Union Pacific left behind. But you have to wonder what could have been, had the 72-acre former rail yard had ended up in the hands of another developer. It’s not only regret over the bitch fit Petrovich threw about not getting entitlements for a 16-pump gas station. Never mind there are two gas stations

within a half-mile, never mind that the site is right next to a light-rail station, never mind the whole development is supposed to be a “transit village.”

It’s not just the bait-andswitch and the bullying tactics that Petrovich has become known for—like threatening the neighborhood with chicken joints and a Hobby Lobby (?!) if he didn’t get his way. It’s the whole history of the project, the missed opportunity to do something better with all that land—right

next to a community college and two light-rail stations!—instead of more suburban-style blah. And it’s the lame excuses from Petrovich and from certain city officials that, “It’s better than a toxic rail yard!” Sure, lots of things are better than a toxic rail yard. Even a gas station. But pretty half-assed nonetheless. (C.G.)

After years upon years of avoiding the conversation, in 2015 there was finally talk of fixing light rail and Regional Transit. What child is this, a miracle! But then it was quickly obvious that motivation to improve services and safety on buses and trains was motivated by that pesky arena. “Gotta get all the poor people and bums off the light rail before Joe and Jane Season Ticket Holder converge on Sacramento 3.0.” The message from Sacramento’s business elite was unequivocally clear. Meanwhile, light rail is exactly the same as it was before the conversation started: expensive, unreliable, technologically antiquated, dirty and roundly dissed by riders. Yay! (N.M.)

SportS over artS These days, it seems as though there’s a lot of Daddy Warbucks money being pumped into the Sacramento region. That shiny new downtown arena is probably the best example of such. There’s talk, too, about funding a new soccer stadium. Too bad the open wallet philosophy doesn’t extend more to the local arts scene. Earlier this month Mayor Kevin Johnson announced he was abandoning efforts to build a new downtown performing arts center. Not enough donor monies, apparently. C’mon wellheeled arts lovers, it’s time to pony up. (R.L.)

the K.J. way We saved the Grinchiest for last: Mayor Kevin Johnson got sick of this paper’s constant snooping and questioning. So he just straight sued us, filing an injunction to prevent our reporters from doing their jobs—and costing this paper tens of thousands of dollars in legal fees. If you can’t beat ’em, sue ’em—is that part of Sacramento 3.0? (N.M.) Ω

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No matter what   mainstream media says, no  matter how many “lost art  of blacksmithing” articles  there are or how the craft  is depicted in pop culture,  the art of blacksmithing, is  in fact, not lost at all.  It’s not even a   dying trade. That’s just one misconception Mike Carson, a

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blacksmith based out of  Woodland, wants to set  straight.  “It seems lost to   everybody because you  don’t see it every day,”  Carson said. Carson should know.  He’s worked as a blacksmith since 1985, giving him  a lot of experience with an

anvil. That timeline is   crucial, he adds. “I like to tell people   it took 30 years to   learn what I do now,”  Carson said.  And it isn’t like he’s the  only person still interested,  either. The last few years  have seen an upswing in  people interested in   blacksmithing as the

appreciation for handmade  artisanal goods grows.  It wasn’t always that  way. There was a period,  Carson says, where enthusiasm waned. “I think the low point  was generally about the  1960s” Carson said. “But  like a lot of other crafts …  [blacksmithing was] saved  by the hippies.”

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Carson got his start as a farrier—someone who makes horseshoes—and went to school for it in Oklahoma City, more out of necessity than anything else. At the time he was employed as a goat milker, and wanted to learn how to make horseshoes because he couldn’t find somebody to shoe his own horses. From there, he began to pick up blacksmithing work, and kept doing both until a few years ago, when he started focusing mostly on the latter. For those unfamiliar with the trade’s finer points, blacksmithing involves the forging of metals. Steel is often used—that’s Carson’s preferred metal—but aluminum, bronze, copper, iron and other materials are also used. And then there are the tools. Carson starts with a heat source, either a coal forge or a propane furnace, the anvil (“Something to hit upon”), and then whatever material will be shaped.

The last few years have seen an upswing in people interested in blacksmithing as the appreciation for handmade artisanal goods grows. That’s when things get hot. Hot, hot and hot. The temperature needs to reach at least 1,800 to 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit in order shape the metal, and then it’s a race against the clock to work with the material while it stays hot. “It’s losing heat the minute you take it out of the fire and put it on the anvil,” Carson says. “Sometimes if you’re hammering hard enough and quick enough there, the friction from it, just moving, will keep it heated.” As a point of comparison, Hawaiian volcanic lava is around 2,210 degrees Fahrenheit.

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Items such as nails can be finished in minutes, with more complicated stuff—like gates or other larger pieces of metalwork—taking much longer, sometimes even days. As well as working the forge, Carson also teaches on it. He’s been running the blacksmith booth at the California State Fair for the past 24 years, and gives regular presentations to school groups. Nancy Koch, a grants analyst with the State Fair who has watched Carson at work, calls the blacksmith a fair “staple” for the way he’s used “his talent and trade to bring history to life.” “He really captures your attention and teaches you things … [when you watch] you’re like, ‘Oh, that’s why they do that, I didn’t know,’” she said. Carson also works regularly with the California State Parks Association, giving presentations at and doing work on Sutter’s Fort, where everything is fixed “pretty much the way they would have done it” back in the day. He does most of his work that way. The only power tool he uses is an electric sander—everything else is done true to the history of the craft, with physical, not electrical, effort being used. And being that hands-on isn’t easy work. Carson looks the part—his hands are big, and wellworn—from all the years working with metal and fire. Swinging a hammer against an anvil all day is a hard—and physical—effort. That labor is something not everybody understands at first, either. Carson used to take apprentices; he once had a young man show up for his first day of training. He got the novice started. Then the kid left for lunch and never came back. “[People] don’t realize how much work goes into something,” Carson said. Blacksmithing apprenticeships, however, are more common in Europe than America, and are much more regulated, with specific lengths of time and required tests. In the United States it’s a little different. There are tests and certifications in the states

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for farriers, but it’s mostly a voluntary process. California also has a blacksmith association that handles events, workshops and certifications. But whereas blacksmiths still find regular employment in other

countries, good ol’ fashioned U.S. consumerism has made a dent in the trade—Americans are more likely to just buy new products instead of trying to repair something first. “When was the last time you actually went to get something that wasn’t an electronic repaired?” Carson said. “You just throw it away and get another one.” Blacksmithing today also tends to be more specialized, with people picking certain niches such as knife-making, sculpture, fencing, housewares and architectural ironwork. But some do pursue a more generalized trade—Carson falls into this category, making such diverse items as balls and chains for weddings and chastity belts. One such belt was for a college human sexuality course Carson was taking. Instead of handing in a paper for the final, he made a version of the medieval body-wear. He got an A. As with any trade, that educational component is important. Carson’s favorite part is giving educational talks and answering people’s questions, correcting many misconceptions about blacksmithing, often set by people’s perceptions of the trade

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as depicted on TV and in pop culture. To that end, Carson says that in the last 15 years he’s found that the most accurate portrayal has been in a fantasy film: The Lord of the Rings.

Mike Carson, a Woodland-based blacksmith, regularly teaches visitors at Sutter’s Fort about the art of hammering, forging and otherwise reconfiguring metal and other mediums.

“The techniques they were using [were] all good—because they did actually have a blacksmith on for technical stuff,” Carson said. “Usually you’ll see some guy standing over an anvil with a horseshoe sideways with a flatter instead of a hammer, making noise. That’s it.” And at least it was better than the portrayal of blacksmithing in another popular movie. The Pirates of the Caribbean. “Orlando Bloom, yeah he’s got a lot to answer for on that,” Carson said. “Those were a couple bad years, over blacksmithing. [with people asking] ‘Oh, like Orlando Bloom?’ No, we’re real.” Indeed he is. Carson—just like the trade—is a living, swift rebuttal to the idea that blacksmithing is dead. It’s far from it, if you know where to look. But, correcting people’s notions about blacksmithing isn’t the only part Carson enjoys. “Also, being able to make some pretty cool stuff,” Carson said. Ω

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Die Hard SATURDAY, DECEMBER 26 If you ignore the fact that watching Die Hard on  35 mm film the day after Christmas is probably  an activity Donald Trump would approve of, it’s  an entertaining way to occupy any super-patriot  relatives still in town. Let John McClane’s  FILM masculine heroics inspire you, but let’s agree  that the “yippee ki-yay” line has never been cool for  those of us that aren’t Bruce Willis, and that it’s better to never say it out loud. $8-$10, 7:30 p.m. at Crest  Theatre, 1013 K Street; www.crestsacramento.com.

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Kwanzaa celebration SUnDAY, DECEMBER 27 Kwanzaa, the traditional weeklong holiday honoring  African-American culture, starts December 26 and  runs through January 1. The Center for Spiritual  Awareness will host a 90-minute program about the  late Harriet Tubman and her efforts to  HOLIDAY end slavery via the Underground Railroad,  plus live drummers, spoken-word presenters and a  potluck feast. Free, 4 p.m. at 1275 Starboard Drive in  West Sacramento; www.csasacramento.org.

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Doug Loves Movies wEDnESDAY, DECEMBER 30 The only things comedian Doug Benson loves (almost)  as much as pot are movies. Fortunately for him, the  two go hand in hand. Benson loves movies so much  that he discusses them at length on his  PODCAST podcast Doug Loves Movies. He records  his podcast live, so anyone who wants to see a taping  can be part of the experience. $20, 8 p.m. at Punch  Line Comedy Club, 2100 Arden Way, Suite 225;   www.douglovesmovies.com.

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Southern restaurant Pican in Oakland. Most recently, he was sous chef at Long Meadow Ranch’s Farmstead Restaurant in Napa Valley, a fancy farm-to-table restaurant with its own farmers market. Shuttered: Fair Oak’s Mighty Tavern closed last week. The farm-to-fork restaurant lasted about two years, but recently went through multiple chef changes and suffered a less-thanecstatic review from the Sacramento Bee. Too bad, there’s nothing else in Fair Oaks quite like it. Tea, please: More and more boba shops keep opening in Natomas. The latest is T4 U, which boasts hip decor and excellent credentials. The first T4 opened in Taiwan in 2004, slowly adding more Taiwan locations before expanding to Malaysia in 2012. A year later, it opened its first location in the United States. It offers a huge array of teas—including crema toppings—plus Asian fried snacks, like takoyaki, chicken, lobster balls and squid. In Taiwan, its most popular drinks are nontraditional: perilla plum green tea, peppermint milk tea and an elegant lady rose tea. Ω

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Eat it everywhere Cabbage Cabbage: It’s what hot this winter. Or cold. Either  way, it seems as though it’s served everywhere this  time of year. Shredded with some carrots alongside  your pupusas as curtido, pickled as banchan with a  Korean feast and stirred into any number of soups  and stews. Cabbage is a great source of vitamin  C—even better than some citrus. It’s also high in  fiber, thus it gets things moving after all the holiday  indulgences. If you eat red cabbage, you also get a  good dose of anthocyanins, those powerful sources of  antioxidants.

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Thank You! SN&R wishes to thank all of the folks who came downtown on a Saturday afternoon for a charity pub crawl to help support Shriners Hospitals for Children – Northern California.

Garage, Federalist Public House, GoDowntownSac, IMAX, KBAR, Sacramento Republic FC, Sapporo, Streets Pub & Grub, Tequila Museo Mayahuel, The Coconut Midtown and The Daily Crave.

With over 350 revelers in attendance decked out in ugly sweaters, Santa suits and elf outfits, we were able to raise both awareness and funds to support Shriners.

So be sure to save those Santa suits, ugly sweaters and reindeer antlers as we’ve already begun planning for next year and we’re looking at doubling our attendance, participating locations and donations.

A special thank you to all of the businesses that participated in the crawl by either hosting revelers or contributing to the gift bag: 3 Fires Lounge, Alley Katz, Capitol

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Caring for the Littlest Patients is a Community Concern by Anne Stokes

“Without the community, we would not be here. The community and their interest in the hospital keeps it alive.” Joseph Ramos Special events coordinator, Shriners Hospitals for Children — Northern California

The hospital provides specialized care and rehabilitation to children with congenital conditions and complex medical needs. Services include care for burns, spinal cord injuries, cleft palates, orthopedic conditions and specialized plastic surgery.

Opened in 1997, the Sacramento medical center is the only facility within the Shriners network of 22 hospitals to cover such a wide scope of treatments. Shriners provides all services regardless of a family’s ability to pay, thanks in part to the generosity of its donors. “Without the community, we would not be here,” Ramos says. “The community and their interest in the hospital keeps it alive, not only in fundraising but in awareness. The more people who know that we’re here, the more likely that we’re going to find that child who has a need that we can address.” Supplement to SN&R Produced by N&R Publications division of News & Review

There are lots of ways to support Shriners: Go online at shrinerschildrens. org to donate and find out about other upcoming fundraisers and special events. Mail a donation check to Shriners Hospitals for Children Development Office 2425 Stockton Blvd, Sacramento, CA 95817. Volunteer — from special events and fundraising to therapeutic recreation and child life services, your help is always needed. Contact the volunteer services office at 916-453-2087 or visit shrinerschildrens.org.

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Pippin Pippin; 8 p.m. tuesday through friday; 2 p.m. thursday, saturday and sunday; $24-$92. community center theater, 1301 L street; (916) 557-1999; www.californiamusicaltheatre.com. through January 3.

Broadway Sacramento brings in Pippin—a 1972 musical (with choreography by Bob Fosse) that picked up multiple Tony Awards at the time—for a brief run December 29 through January 3 at the Sacramento Community Center Theater. Pippin created a stir during its initial staging, and the show predicted a number of trends in musical theater and entertainment generally—but it has rarely been performed in Sacramento. It was featured as part of the Music Circus’ 1979 season. This was back when the present-day California Musical Theatre organization, which now produces the Music Circus series and hosts touring shows as Broadway Sacramento, was known as the Sacramento Light Opera Association. There was no Broadway Sacramento season in the 1970s—Broadway Sacramento commenced in 1989.

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The original Pippin featured a never-really-defined touring troupe with clownlike performers staging a show (a play within a play) based on a tale from the Middle Ages, involving King Charlemagne and his wayward son Pippin, who sets out on journey to find meaning and significance in life. Along the way, Pippin is exposed to war (which he doesn’t like), experiments with love (indeed, he sleeps around) and dabbles in art and religion; he also plans a palace revolution, but isn’t happy with the results once he’s in charge (so he gets the situation magically reversed). Keep in mind that when Pippin hit Broadway in the early ’70s, tales involving a sensitive young man searching for meaning in life were all the rage. It was also a time when public opinion had largely turned against the Vietnam War, which President Richard Nixon was winding down under the slogan “peace with honor.” It was also a time when Broadway (and the movies) started depicting scenes involving frank sexuality and language that had been formerly off-limits. At the time, the New York Times theater critic Clive Barnes described the Broadway premiere of Pippin as “racy,” but praised director-choreographer Bob Fosse’s “pell-mell dazzle,” observing that “his dances have art and imagination. They swing with life.” Pippin also premiered at a time when Motown Records was still a potent power in pop culture—in fact, Motown helped finance Pippin’s premiere, and the Jackson Five recorded the show’s best known song (“Corner of the Sky”) in 1972. The original production of Pippin also turned young dancer-singer Ben Vereen into a Tony winner and a celebrity. Looking back from the perspective of 2015, you can see that Bob Fosse’s flesh-and-flash direction and choreography paved the way for his provocative choreography in 1975’s Chicago— a better-known show that’s been on the Broadway Sacramento series multiple times, and staged at the Music Circus as well. You could even argue that Pippin—with its revisionist (and fanciful) take on royalty, chivalry and romance—anticipated the arrival of Stephen Sondheim’s dark, fairytale-based fantasy Into the Woods, which reached Broadway in 1987. Pippin was revived on Broadway in 2013 with director Diane Paulus mixing in a lot of circus-style acrobatics (juggling, tumbling, rings), winning multiple Tony Awards (including Best Revival of a Musical) and sparking a national tour. Sacramento is one of the latter tour stops, finally. Ω

This incredible,  mostly true, wacky play  tells the story of John  Broadus Watson, father of  behaviorism and modern  advertising. Winner of two  Ovation Awards for original musicals, it’s a mustsee for those interested in  groundbreaking theater.

Th F 8pm; Sa 2pm and 8pm; Su 2pm; Tu, W 7pm. Through 1/3. $35-$40. Capital  Stage, 2215 J Street;   (916) 995-5464;   http://capstage.org. B.S.

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A Christmas Carol

The B Street   Theatre offers an offbeat  version of the Dickens  classic, which features  humor for adults who  know the story and physical comedy for children  who don’t. With Scrooge  and an ensemble of four

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wonderful actors playing  all the non-Scrooge parts,  the story moves quickly  and keeps the audience  laughing. Sa, Su 1pm & 4pm.  Through 12/27. $15-$20.  B Street Theatre, 2711 B  Street; (916) 443-5300;  http://bstreet  theatre.org. B.S.

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Cinderella

This bawdy, ballsy  adaptation of the  shoeless-lass fairy tale has  made a couple of return  visits over the years,  though it’s been six years  since the Sacramento Theatre Company last staged  it as its holiday play. Not  much has changed. It’s still  a fun, naughty-and-nice  mashup that appeals to  both kids and adults.

F 7pm, Sa 2pm & 7pm, Su 2pm, W 7pm. Through 12/27. $20-$40. Sacramento Theatre Company Main  Stage, 1419 H Street;

(916) 443-6722;   www.sactheatre.org. P.R.

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Handle With Care

It’s Christmas Eve  and grandma’s  body is missing—and has  to be found in 24 hours so  her granddaughter can  ship it back to Israel for a  proper Jewish burial. The  story here is presented in  both English and Hebrew  dialogue. This light romantic comedy is filled with  irrational coincidences,  improbable plot lines and  unlikely love connections.  But in the end, it works  because it gives us less  schmaltz and more heart.

Th, F 8pm; Sa 5pm & 9pm; Tu 6:30pm; W 2pm & 6:30pm. Through 1/3. $23-$35.   B Street Theatre, 2711 B  Street; (916) 443-5300;  http://bstreettheatre. org. P.R.

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rogue in a cool jacket) and focused almost exclusively on the monotonous, self-rubbing mysticism of the Jedi Knights, The Force Awakens features at least three different Han Solo figures, including the actual Han Solo (Harrison Ford, giving “Luke Skywalker has disappeared.” slightly more of an effort than in Crystal Skull). With those four words, judiciously chosen by director There’s a cozy familiarity to The Force J.J. Abrams to begin the opening crawl of his hotly anticiAwakens—Abrams doesn’t set out to make or pated Episode VII, the Star Wars franchise reorients itself break myths, but rather to keep the old myths in in the land of things that people give a rat’s ass about. circulation. He takes the same irreverently respectful There’s nothing about trade embargoes or tariffs, nothing approach to Star Wars that he took to his Star Trek about filibusters in the Galactic Senate. No parliamentary pictures, recycling everything people loved about the procedure bullshit or soppy greeting card mush at all, originals and adding a half-twist. Abrams isn’t what just a terse and mysterious plot setup largely focused on you would call an “idea machine”—he takes characters that you care about. an existing invention and puts a clock This is not a groundbreaking approach in it, and the contents of his magic to storytelling, but it’s sensible, which The boxes are never as interesting as is groundbreaking in its own way film sets the the design of the latches. compared to the nightmarish selfAfter watching The Force franchise back on absorption and fan disservice of the Awakens, I’m actually excited prequels. I won’t rehash my own the right course, but for future Star Wars movies tortured history with the Star Wars does it without creating (something I never thought I’d franchise here, but suffice to say say), but less excited to revisit many signature that the words “George,” “Lucas,” this particular Star Wars movie. “is,” “dead,” “to,” and “me” would moments of The film sets the franchise back on probably dominate a word cloud its own. the right course, but does it without comprised from my mid-2000s movie creating many signature moments of its blogs. The infantile fussiness of the prequels own. It’s hard for me to imagine children flattened the Star Wars universe to the point of playing Kylo Ren vs. Finn the way that I used to discouraging imagination, but The Force Awakens turns play Darth Vader vs. Luke Skywalker. Still, for a it back into a tactile and dimensional cinematic world. film tasked with kickstarting a theoretically infinite It’s a real Star Wars movie; it’s just not a really great number of sequels and spinoffs, and burdened with Star Wars movie. setting up stories and characters that may never pay The Force Awakens is built on the framework of off, a decent tease is decent enough. Ω the original Star Wars film, now also known as A New Hope, and there are innumerable callbacks to that 1977 classic, including several dozen in the opening 20 minutes. There’s a real sense of overcompensation here—it’s telling that while the prequels eschewed any Poor Fair Good Very excellent sort of “Han Solo figure” (i.e., a clumsily charming Good

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Chipmunks Alvin, Theodore and Simon get wind that their boss Dave (Jason Lee) is about to propose to his new girlfriend (Kimberly Williams-Paisley). Enlisting Williams-Paisley’s sullen teenage son (Josh Green), who doesn’t like the idea any more than they do, to help them torpedo the romance, they set off for Miami, but a vindictive air marshal (Tony Hale) places them on the no-fly list and pursues them crosscountry like a hammy Javert in some childish parody of Les Misérables. So much contrivance to so little point. Like its predecessors, this who-needs-it movie plays less as entertainment than as a make-work project for unemployed CGI animators, several dozen of whom rise admirably to the challenge of making chipmunks sing and dance. It’s harmless enough, but harmless garbage is still garbage. J.L.

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The Big Short

Director and co-screenwriter Adam McKay (Step Brothers) bungles a great opportunity to savage the architects of the 2008 financial crisis in The Big Short, wasting an A-list ensemble cast in the process. Steve Carell, Brad Pitt, Christian Bale and Ryan Gosling play various tenuously related members of the finance industry, men who made made a killing by betting against the housing market, which at that point had superficially swelled to record highs. All of the elements are in place for a lacerating satire, but almost every aesthetic choice in the film is bad, from the U-Turn-era Oliver Stone visuals to Carell’s sketch-comedy performance to the cheeky cutaways where Selena Gomez and Anthony Bourdain explain complex financial concepts. After a brutal opening half, it finally settles into a groove, and there’s a queasy charge in watching a credit-drunk America walking towards that cliff’s edge, but not enough to save the film. D.B.

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Carol

Directing his first feature film in a decade, director Todd Haynes returns to the era of his 2004 success Far from Heaven for another story of repressed love, only this one’s a little less Douglas Sirk and a little more Ranier Werner Fassbender. A methodical, beautiful and often chilly film adapted from a Patricia Highsmith novel, Carol stars Rooney Mara as Therese, a 1950s shopgirl who locks on to the seductive gaze of lesbian divorcee Carol (Cate Blanchett, absolutely ravishing). While watching Sunset Blvd., one character remarks, “Right now I’m charting the correlation between what the characters say and how they really feel,” and you could make your own flow charts for Carol. The music, cinematography, costumes, sets and overall design are flawless, and the film as a whole is utterly exquisite. Maybe a little too exquisite—Carol is so painstaking, I felt like I was watching it from behind a velvet rope. D.B.

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Concussion

In this blandly efficient biopic from writer-director Peter Landesman (Parkland), Will Smith dials down his energy level to play Bennet Omalu, the Nigerian-born forensic pathologist (and current UC Davis professor) whose groundbreaking study on long-term brain trauma in football players got challenged and suppressed by the NFL. On a purely thematic level, Concussion fits nicely with the documentaries Happy Valley and The Hunting Ground as the final third in a football-is-the-root-of-all-evil trilogy, but as a drama it’s dead-eyed and unresponsive. Smith gives a fine lead performance, peeling away his usual affectations to expose his natural charm, but Omalu never becomes a fully developed character. The wonderful Gugu Mbatha-Raw gets totally wasted as Omalu’s wife—her only job is to gaze up at Smith as though he were a glowing idol—but there are solid supporting turns from Albert Brooks and David Morse, among others. D.B.

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Quentin Tarantino’s masterful western/murder-mystery hybrid The Hateful Eight is getting a lot of attention due to its limited, “road show” presentation, a three-hour theatrical experience projected on 70 mm film, with an overture of Ennio Morricone’s score and a 12-minute intermission. Therefore, audiences may be surprised that the widescreen photography in The Hateful Eight is much more focused on the contours of a single interior space than on wide-open exterior spaces. Long-time Tarantino leading man Samuel L. Jackson stars as Major Marquis Warren, a merciless bounty hunter in post-Civil War-era Wyoming waiting out a blizzard with a den of scoundrels (including Kurt Russell, Tim Roth and Bruce Dern), all of whom seem to be concealing a secret. The first half is nearly perfect, a slow build of pinprick tension, and while the second half gets a little repetitive, it’s also where the brilliant Jennifer Jason Leigh is at her no-holds-barred, blood-soaked best. D.B.

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Daddy’s Home

A straight-arrow, earnest and well-meaning but slightly dull stepfather (Will Ferrell) finds his cozy life turned insideout when his wife’s freewheeling bad-boy ex-husband (Mark Wahlberg) blows into town, dazzling the kids and making stepdad look even duller. The visit escalates into a testosteronepowered pissing contest, with each man trying to out-alpha-male the other. The script by Brian Burns, John Morris and director Sean Anders has promise, and Anders grapples with a good cast (including Linda Cardellini as Ferrell’s wife, Thomas Haden Church as his boss and Hannibal Buress as a freeloading handyman). There are a few good laughs scattered about, but with these stars it should have been a lot funnier—and Thomas Haden Church shouldn’t have gotten most of the funniest lines. J.L.

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The Danish Girl

Director Tom Hooper and writer Lucinda Coxon present a measured adaptation of David Ebershoff’s novel, which fictionalized the true story of Lili Elbe (Eddie Redmayne)—born Einar Magnus Andreas Wegener—who in 1930 became one of the first persons, maybe the very first, to undergo gender reassignment surgery. The movie focuses on the understandably complex relationship between Wegener/Elbe and his/her wife Gerda (Alicia Vikander), and Redmayne and Vikander share an earnest screen rapport. Hooper and Coxon honor Elbe (who died in 1931 from complications of her fourth and final surgery) as a pioneer of the transgender movement, but reverent as the movie is, it’s also rather dreary—the kind of embalmed, oversolemn opus where the actors whisper their lines slowly, one word at a time. J.L.

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Joy

Yikes. Silver Linings Playbook and American Hustle director David O. Russell reassembles much of his stock company (Jennifer Lawrence, Bradley Cooper, Robert De Niro) and most of his stock mannerisms (Scorseseian camera moves and song cues, nonsensical exuberance) for this extremely loose biopic about the inventor of the Miracle Mop. Joy is all forced smiles—it feels like an album made by a

band that should have broken up years ago, just a rambling and incoherent series of unmotivated actions and overemphatic gestures. Everyone gets points for gusto, especially Lawrence as a single mother holding together her wacky family while navigating a booby-trapped business world, but every scene feels like an undirected rehearsal, so the actors are left to screech their way through two hours of face-palming embarrassment. I never imagined I could dislike Isabella Rossellini in anything, but here we are. D.B.

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Two adult sisters, one caring and reliable (Amy Poehler) while the other (Tina Fey) is scattered and devil-may-care, go home to clean out their old room when their parents (Dianne Wiest, James Brolin) sell the family home—and decide to recreate the wild parties of their youth, inviting all their old high school pals for one last blowout. Paula Pell’s script is like a distended Saturday Night Live skit, overworking one lame joke: what if a bunch of 40-somethings threw the kind of party you only see in movies about hormonal teenagers? Still, Fey and Poehler are always fun, and the movie is so completely over-the-top that frequent laughs are inevitable, in an I-can’t-believe-I-just-saw-that sort of way. Director Jason Moore makes little effort to control the mayhem. J.L.

At a spa in the Swiss Alps, two old friends, a composer (Michael Caine) and a film director (Harvey Keitel) cope with old age and their waning careers. That glib synopsis does little justice to Paolo Sorrentino’s visually voluptuous movie, stunningly photographed by Luca Bigazzi with echoes of Sorrentino’s countryman and cinematic forebear Federico Fellini. Sorrentino moves delicately, like a barista making pictures in the foam of a caffe latte, drawing in Rachel Weisz as Caine’s resentfully solicitous daughter, Paul Dano as an ardent young actor and other characters who weave and flow through the fragile story. It’s a movie where very little really happens, and sometimes it feels as placidly shallow as the pools where the spa’s guests soak themselves, but there’s always something fascinating going on. J.L.

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A-game, brought Expecting big things: Although many fans and critics alike could argue about who started symphonic metal and when, most can agree the genre has made great strides in both the United States and abroad in the last 10 years. Just look to Graveshadow, one such band with a growing fan base, not just in Sacramento, but also across the country and overseas. The group recently released its debut full-length record, Nocturnal Resurrection, on the Belgium-based Mausoleum Records and celebrated with quite the raucous crowd. One might think that a local five-band CD release show on a rainy Sunday night would be destined for failure. But the band brought its A-game and drew upwards of 200 fans. More importantly, it also delivered a ferocious set replete with fan favorites including the infectious “Blink,” “Namesake” and album closer “Blood And Fire.” Singer Heather Michele held court center stage with one foot often resting on her monitor while the able guitar duo of William Lloyd Walker and Matt Mitchell provided distortion and riffs steeped in progressive and symphonic metal. Bassist Ben Armstrong roamed the stage like a crazed madman playing his five-string bass, which complemented the double-bass drum quandary coming from Roman Anderson. Keyboardist Valerie Hudak was also a formidable force, providing some key headbanging along with, more importantly, impressive keyboard skills. Score one for the locals. —EddiE JorgEnsEn

Funky fresh: Meet Union, Dave Jensen’s brand new project. Then prepare to say goodbye, because you may never see Union again. Jensen should be a familiar face. He previously drummed for Ideateam, James Cavern & the Council, Saint Solitaire and other bands around town. Earlier this year, he applied to the Berklee College of Music and also for a composition scholarship. That meant he needed to start composing. He submitted three songs for the application, including the 20-person

orchestral piece “Shadow of a Doubt,” which features many other familiar faces. But Jensen had so much fun that he decided to keep going. As Union, he’ll release his first full-length record at Harlow’s Restaurant & Nightclub on Friday, December 25. Tickets cost $10. The first single “Be There For You” is a polished, fun and funky track, featuring bassist Andrew Barnhart (Saint Solitaire), guitarist Justin Butler (Ideateam), saxophonist Chris Ryan (Zuhg, Ideateam) and singer Ryan Hernandez (the Big Eyed Fish). Jensen takes on drums, alternative percussion, piano and synth. But the assemble varies, as does Union’s eclectic style. Good news: Jensen got into Berklee and got the scholarship, which means he’ll move to the East Coast in January. Oh wait, maybe that’s bad news. He insists that won’t be the end of Union though. He may form a band there, or he may just play Sacramento gigs when he returns next summer. Who knows? He’s got a lot on his mind. “It’s definitely a new experience being the guy taking helm,” he says, laughing. “Usually I just show up and play drums.” Three for three: Local singer-songwriter Andrew Castro is still on track to release four EPs within 12 months. His third, Red Hearts, quietly dropped earlier this month—and the barely promoted record-release show at Old Ironsides was his third consecutive sell-out. The people love him. Whereas Inside Out channeled Jason Mraz and John Mayer, Castro honed a much more Justin Timberlake-esque sound with Red Hearts. It suits him well: his deeper, smokier style contrasts nicely against his falsetto and sparse instrumentation. What really sets Red Hearts apart, however, from other local singer-songwriter releases is Castro’s hip-hop influence, which comes through and shines thanks to guest spots by rappers Ky Romias and Kintessa Quintanar. —JanEllE BitkEr jan el l e b @ne w s re v i e w . c o m

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Fulkerson and Clarke

The Twilight Drifters

Shine, 8 p.m., $6

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Fulkerson and Clarke are a prime example of  what makes duos so good: They each bring  something unique to the table. Fulkerson  plays the electric bass and has a  JAzz wonderful baritone male voice, while  Clarke’s tender vocals harmonize splendidly (and she plays the acoustic guitar,  too). The duo met at Sacramento State  almost a decade ago, but currently reside  in Hollywood. They sometimes have other  musicians, but you can count on the two lead  names to be at any given show. Whatever  the band’s size, they will be mixing jazz, soul,  folk and country into something fun and  emotive. 1400 E Street, www.facebook.com/ FulkersonandClarke.

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Punk Rock Coat Drive

gold lion ArtS, 7 p.m., $10

Geoff Miller, lead vocalist and guitarist of  Sacramento’s very own Twilight Drifters,  will be celebrating his birthday a day late at  one of the city’s longest-running live-music  venues, Old Ironsides. Fans of swing, ’50s  rock, rockabilly, country and blues will find  great reward in their 2013 release Hopped  Up! Their wonderful nineSWInG COunTRY song platter showcases  a trio who sounds as if they were birthed  in another time period without sounding  derivative. Local chanteuse Keri Carr joins  the group on vocals. Opening the show are  Peter Petty and KB & The Slingtones, along  with DJ Dereck. 1901 10th Street,   www.facebook.com/thetwilightdrifters.

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the Blue lAmp, 7 p.m., $3-$5

Sacramento native Billy Lawler didn’t have  much of a local music career. He was one of  those secret-bedroom-project types. Then,  two friends who had encouraged him to  share his talent suddenly passed away,  POP and he felt the need to honor those  wishes. Now, he’s making a go at fame in Los  Angeles. If Sam Smith’s success is any indication, Lawler definitely has a shot—with his  soulful croon and piano-pop ballads, Lawler  would make any Smith fan swoon. He’s  working on his debut EP, but his first single  “Casualty” is so Sam Smith: R&B influence,  sparse instrumentation, emotional falsetto  and just plain prettiness. 2733 Riverside  Boulevard, www.billylawler.com.

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Quick and dirty punk rock at its finest. Crude  Studs vocalist Sophia Flores, along with Nich  Lujan (bass), Bobby Khan (guitar) and JB  Thomas (drums), released their self-titled  7-inch last year and even hit the road on a  small West Coast tour. The group  PUNK takes note from bands like Zero Boys,  Rudimentary Peni, Thin Lizzy and even a  little Queen. A live performance from Crude  Studs packs hit-and-run tracks backed by  grit, angst and enough energy to envelop  an entire room with songs like, “Ground  Chuck Night” and “Padded Walls.” Squidz and  Blhans! round out the bill. 1517 21st Street,  www.facebook.com/crudestuds.

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blaCkbird, 7:30 p.m., $40-$75

For those who thought they’d have to wait  another 10 years to catch a reunion performance from longtime Sacramento duo Papa’s  Culture, you’re in luck. Fueled by the band’s  recent comeback at Harlow’s in September,  bassist-composer Harley White Jr. and  guitarist-vocalist Blake Davis will once again  perform across genres like jazz, R&B, reggae  and more. This event also features the Sacto  Storytellers with their feel-good  JAZZ rocksteady appeal, and DJ Larry will  keep the party going with his endless collection of jams. Take advantage of this second  chance to catch Papa’s Culture on a Monday  night. 2030 P Street, www.facebook.com/ Papas-Culture-738795119562112.

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Blackbird has quietly rebranded as an  art-first eatery in recent months. Themed  parties in the alley and record-release shows  were only the beginning. The  DJ PArTY restaurant-meets-art gallery  booked rising nu-disco artist Figgy (pictured)  and Sister Crayon for its Studio 54-themed  NYE party. At Studio 53, fur coats, platform  shoes and sequins on sequins are encouraged. The party will celebrate all things deco  and disco. Hometown favorites Sister Crayon  always pack it in for DJ sets, while Figgy’s  cache of R&B remixes and disco edits are  sure to bring the heat and poolside vibes to  counteract the impending 1st of January. 1015  Ninth Street, www.blackbird-kitchen.com.

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Sacramento son Jackie Greene returns  for a New Year’s Eve show in the wake of  his seventh album, Back to Birth, released  back in August. If you’re wondering how it  stacks up to the early days, Greene says:  “Musically, this album is kind  AMErICANA of a return to the simplicity of the records that I started with,  although I feel like I have a much better idea of what I’m doing now.” I’d add  that it’s a little fuller sounding than his  Dylan-esque days of yore, and longtime  fans won’t be disappointed. For diehards,  Greene joins Tim Bluhm as the Skinny  Singers in San Rafael the night before.  1013 K Street, www.jackiegreene.com.

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pleasure. Be kind, not cruel. Abstain from self-pity and ask for the help you need. Instead of complaining, express gratitude. Dodge time-wasting activities and do things that are meaningful to you. Shun people who disrespect you and seek the company of those who enjoy you. Don’t expose yourself to sickening, violent entertainment; fill your imagination up with uplifting stories. Does the advice I’m offering in this horoscope seem overly simple and obvious? That’s no accident. In my opinion, what you need most in 2016 is to refresh your relationship with fundamental principles.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Many of the atoms

that compose your flesh and blood were not part of your body 12 months ago. That’s because every year, 98 percent of you is replaced. Old cells are constantly dying, giving way to new cells that are made from the air, food and water you ingest. This is true about everyone, of course. You’re not the only one whose physical form is regularly recycled. But here’s what will be unique about you in 2016: Your soul will match your body’s rapid transformations. In fact, the turnover is already underway. By your next birthday, you may be so new you’ll barely recognize yourself. I urge you to take full charge of this opportunity! Who do you want to become?

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The English word

“ain’t” can mean “am not,” “is not,” “are not” or “have not.” But it ain’t recognized as a standard word in the language. If you use it, you risk being thought vulgar and uneducated. And yet “ain’t”

has been around since 1706, more than 300 years. Most words that are used for so long eventually become official. I see your journey in 2016 as having resemblances to the saga of “ain’t,” Libra. You will meet resistance as you seek greater acceptance of some nonstandard but regular part of your life. Here’s the good news: Your chances of ultimately succeeding are much better than ain’t’s.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): My old friend John

owns a 520-acre farm in Oregon’s Willamette Valley. Blueberries are among the crops he grows. If he arranges their growing season so that they ripen in July, he can sell them for $1.75 a pint. But if he designs them to be ready for harvest in late summer and early fall, the price he gets may go up to $4 a pint. You can guess which schedule he prefers. I urge you to employ a similar strategy as you plot your game plan for 2016, Scorpio. Timing may not be everything, but it will count for a lot.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In 1803, the

U.S. government bought a huge chunk of North American land from the French government. At a price of three cents per acre, the new republic doubled its size, acquiring what’s now Louisiana and Montana and everything between. I don’t think you’ll add that much to your domain in 2016, Sagittarius, but it’s likely you will expand significantly. And although your new resources won’t be as cheap as the 1803 bargain, I suspect the cost, both in terms of actual cash and in emotional energy, will be manageable. There’s one way your acquisition will be better than that earlier one. The Americans bought and the French sold land they didn’t actually own—it belonged to the native people—whereas your moves will have full integrity.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The coming

year will be a favorable time for you to nourish a deeper devotion to truth, beauty and goodness. Anything you do to make your morality more rigorous will generate benefits that ripple through your life for years to come. Curiously, you can add to the propitious effect by also cultivating a deeper devotion to fun, play and pleasure. There is a symbiotic connection between the part of you that wants to make the world a better place and the part of you that thrives on joy, freedom and wonder. Here’s the magic formula: Feed your lust for life by being intensely compassionate, and vice versa.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I predict that 2016

will be your Year of Fruitful Obsessions. In giving this positive spin to the cosmic tendencies, I’m hoping to steer you away from any behavior that might lead to 2016 being your Year of Fruitless Obsessions. One way or another, I think you’ll be driven to express your passions with singleminded intensity. Focused devotion—sometimes verging on compulsive preoccupation—is likely to be one of your signature qualities. That’s why it’s so important to avoid wasteful infatuations and confounding manias. Please choose fascinations that are really good for you.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Your symbol of

power in 2016 will be the equal sign: =. Visualize it in your mind’s eye every morning for 20 seconds. Tattoo it on your butt. Write it on an index card that you keep under your pillow or on your bathroom mirror. Gestures like these will deliver highly relevant messages to your subconscious mind, like “Create balance and cultivate harmony!” and “Coordinate opposing forces!” and “Wherever there is tension between two extremes, convert the tension into vital energy!” Here are your words of power in 2016: “symbiosis” and “synergy.”

Apocalypse not quite yet For Nicholas Pinter, a geosciences  professor at UC Davis, this winter’s  predicted El Niño weather pattern is  about opportunity. Not just for rain— hopefully buckets of drought-busting  rain—but also the chance to correct  past environmental neglects. In  November, Pinter hosted the El Niño  Summit, presented by the UC Davis  Center for Watershed Sciences, which  gathered experts across a spectrum  of fields to identify the challenges  (and opportunities) brought about  by the weather phenomenon. Now, as  the region heads into what is typically  its rainiest season, Pinter took time  to share some weather predictions— and explain why we should keep  Godzilla’s name out of it.

How have you felt about the rainfall so far? It’s been more or less what we’ve expected—nothing dramatic but we’re headed into the usual time when we expect to get more rain. That usually starts in December or January.

Have we started to experience El Niño yet? That depends on how you define it; El Niño is really is defined by Pacific water temperatures and the oceanographers tell us we’re at or close to the peak [temperatures] now. This is slated to be the second largest El Niño ever recorded.

When was the biggest? The 1997-98 winter. I was in Southern California at the time and we studied landslides in the area; [El Niño] had a very dramatic effect with heavy muds and debris and area flooding.

Tell me about the summit. We asked [experts] to, first, put points on the map and [to say] what kept them up at night—what newspaper headline did they not want to wake up to some soggy January morning—and, second, what are the opportunities here? Because every crisis holds opportunity.

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This is the time to correct past oversights in flood protection—neglect. [The summit] was not just a chance to trumpet the dangers of El Niño but also to engage in open conversation. The challenge was that our panel [included people] from all across California—from San Diego to Nor Cal. So it was interesting—both as to what was on that list and what didn’t make it.

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What’s of real concern?

meet again next spring, one would be that El Niño delivered catastrophic flooding … the second would be that it delivered very little precipitation. The hope is that we come somewhere in the middle.

There’s a very worrisome setup with the wildfires—that combination of such intense fire on deep slopes and with whatever El Niño brings us.

El Niño myths?

Let’s talk more about those opportunities. Flooding is an opportunity to recharge ground water, to pick floodplains correctly and let them inundate with little or no help. It’s a chance to get water back to aquifers— we’ve been drawing on them so heavily.

Will it help the drought? There’s no certainty that the drought ends with this. The surface supply of water is so severely depleted; many people suggested we’re still looking at a deficit situation [after]. Mike Dettinger [a research hydrologist with the U.S. Geological Survey] said his bet was for above-average precipitation. But he also pointed to predictions for warmerthan-average temperatures, setting up the possibility that you could have a lot of rain and flooding but snow drought in the Sierra. … We could come out of winter and into spring with runoff headed to the ocean—but very little of the snow pack that we rely on in the summer.

It feels as though we’re doomed. (Laughs.) No, no—there’s cautious optimism that the precipitation will take a big bite out the drought. Jeff [Lusk] from FEMA [Region IX]—his takeaway was that he had two worst fears: If we were to

The correlation between El Niño and California’s most severe floods is not there. The really extreme flooding of the 1860s was due to atmospheric river phenomenon, not El Niño. [Such] storms are basically Pineapple Expresses, which form in the equatorial Pacific and travel to California. The biggest danger comes when you get a series of one after another like a train, like a flurry of punches in a boxing match.

It’s been called a “super” El Nino—is that accurate? I don’t think it’s useful to call this “super” or “Godzilla” or anything like that. It’s an El Niño—it’s a strong one but it’s part and parcel of a couple of other [past] El Niños. There’s good reason to be vigilant and cautious but no reason for apocalyptic predictions.

Thoughts on Chris Farley’s Saturday Night Live character by the same name. (Laughs.) Is that on YouTube? I’ll have to check it out. Ω

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