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Two worlds, one cup It’s deafening inside downtown’s de Vere’s Irish Pub. A pint of beer might explode in your hand from the noise. The United States just scored a go-ahead goal against Ghana: an unconventional header with only minutes left in the match, on the heels of a Ghana equalizer. The scene is a chorus of piercing baritones and frenzied sopranos, men and women donning red, white and blue; standing on chairs; hugging; even crying. It’s awesome. I get a lot of flak for being a hater on sports—on the Kings, on Second Saturday, on all things fun and forward-thinking in Sacramento. But I’m not that guy. What’s better than a cold brew, a few hundred strangers and the World Cup on TV in a local bar? Still, it’s hard to stomach soccer, because the organization that puts on the World Cup every four years, the Fédération Internationale de Football Association, or FIFA, is just awful. John Oliver has a new show on HBO, and he recently did a segment on all the horrible things FIFA does to produce the World Cup every four years. In Brazil, there have been slave-labor accusations and deplorable working conditions at stadiums, displacement of poor residents and evictions from public spaces in Rio de Janeiro, wasteful public spending on FIFA facilities, rainforest destruction, law-enforcment crackdowns in “slum” neighborhoods, “exclusion zones” near the stadiums, and thousands of armed troops. It’s unbelievable, really. So, while it’s easy to love the game, it’s also just as easy to feel outraged by FIFA and the international community’s treatment of Brazil’s poor. Critics say things will only be worse in Qatar in 2022. Not trying to be a downer here. But it doesn’t have to be two worlds and one cup.

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I lost my entire CD collection when I moved from New York to California. It was worth around $2,000, and I didn’t insure it. I got a note from the [U.S.] Postal Service saying it had been missing, and there was no way to try to retrieve it, so they gave me a check for maybe $10 to pay back the postage.

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I actually like moving because it gives you a chance to clean up. Time flies by, you pile up a bunch of nonsense memories, but sometimes you need to clean up, start over and get a brand-new place. I’ve moved my whole life, in elementary school, from Sacramento to Fresno, lots of times.

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I’ve moved a couple of times. It’s not too bad. I’ve lost some stuff, but I got over it quickly. I lost a couple of [video] games. I had this game case I carried all my games in, but I couldn’t find it anymore. Technology loses value over time, so it can’t be helped.

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Re “Dangerous bait� by Raheem F. Hosseini (SN&R News, June 12): I was surprised to find this article was written with no regard whatsoever to the victim. Let me share my experience with you: I was orphaned suddenly at 14. I became a foster child in south Sac. I started letter of working at 15 (foster kids can get special permits), which the week involved working at a fast-food restaurant after school (I still maintained a 3.5-4.0 GPA). I worked every summer to earn money for college. Well, some jerk stole my bike. This left me, a teenage girl with the options of one, quitting my job, or two, walking home through south Sac at 11 p.m. at night! Let’s face it, Regional Transit does not operate in certain neighborhoods after 8 p.m. My desire to better myself allowed me to focus on my goal. However, walking left me vulnerable to kidnapping, sexual assault and dog attacks. If people are so concerned about these perpetrators, let them purchase bikes for them. Let them start a nonprofit to supply bikes for them. Those of us who worked hard to legally purchase our own transportation have a right to keep it, and people who steal our property deserve to be prosecuted for doing so. Mari H.

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Indie voters could still go partisan pre-Prop. 14 Re “Less gridlock, more governing?� by Jeff vonKaenel (SN&R Greenlight, June 12): This article is factually wrong when it says that before Proposition 14 passed, independents could not vote in partisan primaries. Between 2001 and 2010, independent voters who walked into the polling place on primary day were informed that, if they wished, they could have a Democratic or a Republican primary ballot, for all congressional and partisan state offices (however, independents could not vote in Republican presidential primaries). Vote-by-mail independent voters had a self-addressed stamped postcard included, letting them request a Democratic or Republican primary ballot if they wished. Richard Winger San Francisco BEFORE

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No ag, yes affordable housing Re “Ag order� by Nick Miller (SN&R News, June 5): Agriculture? Really? It makes far more sense to put money into affordable-housing developments near transit, so that low-income residents don’t need to drive to work, shopping and so on. In Sacramento, we need to develop more than 52,000 affordable units, so that our low-income fellows are not spending most of their income on rent. (Ninety percent spend more than 30 percent of their income for rent, and 70 percent spend more than 50 percent.) Working to reduce the number of people who must drive, and don’t have the money to buy lowemission vehicles, would have far more impact than reducing agricultural pollution. That Gov. Jerry Brown is more interested in agriculture than the development of affordable housing is little surprise. I’ve found over the last 35 years that the problem of affordable housing is always somewhere that Brown isn’t. Alison Brennan via email

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Local Christian university bans student   as other colleges, churches trend   oppositely, embrace LGBT community Last year, William Jessup University discovered two things about one of its students: First, by that he was living with his boyfriend, and Lien Hoang second, that he was arrested after they had a dispute. It’s unclear which of those drove the Christian university in Rocklin to expel Anthony Villarreal. But last month, Villarreal published an article on the website Outsports accusing the school of kicking him out for being gay. “After struggling for years with my sexual identity, wrongfully being arrested and nearly killing myself, I had finally reached a place of self-acceptance and found a loving and supporting boyfriend who nurtured me,” Villarreal wrote. “Then the school took away everything that I had worked so hard for.” The university declined to explain Villarreal’s dismissal, except to issue a statement: “While University policy prohibits us from discussing private student matters, we do not discriminate against students based on their sexual orientation.” University president John Jackson also sent the statement through a universitywide email, in which he asked students and faculty to keep William Jessup “in prayer regarding these matters.” While the school says it does not discriminate against students because of their sexuality, it does have an anti-gay policy. The school’s handbook includes a nonbinding code of conduct that states, “Students who engage in unmarried heterosexual cohabitation or any homosexual/ bisexual activity will be subject to judicial action.” In an interview, Villarreal said he knows straight students who were disciplined for cohabitation but remained enrolled. The school would not say whether it has dismissed straight couples for living together. Jackson wrote in his email, “Participation at William Jessup University is a privilege and as such comes with specific responsibilities which all of us voluntarily accept.” This poses the question: Why would a gay man voluntarily matriculate at a conservative Christian university? Villarreal says that he was confused as a freshman. “I prayed to God to please make me straight,” he says. “At that time, I was so strong in my faith that I guess you could say I thought my faith could overcome my sexuality.” BEFORE

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He eventually realized that praying wasn’t working and accepted that he was gay. Now, when people tell him the Bible bans homosexuality, Villarreal makes the common argument that the same passages, from the Book of Leviticus, also ban shellfish and mixing cotton with other fibers. Villarreal, an accomplished distance runner from outside Fresno, was raised in a Catholic Mexican-American household and continues to identify as Christian. He was involved in a youth ministry and taught catechism. That upbringing, along with his tough-cop dad, shaped Villarreal’s views about homosexuality. “I don’t want to say he hated gays, but he was always so negative about them, and that instilled a fear in me,” he said. After he came out, his mother said the words a child hopes never to hear from his parents. Villarreal quotes her in his article: “I hate you Anthony, you make me hate you. You’re going to hell.” Over time, she became more accepting, and Villarreal now has a healthy relationship with both parents. But the turning point didn’t happen until he published the article. He said it showed her what he was going through during the low point in their relationship—and gave her the courage to apologize.

“My orientation shouldn’t relate to the degree I’m trying to attain.” Taliyah Allen ministry trainer at A Church for All in Sacramento His essay brought a wave of support from many others as well. Besides teachers he hadn’t seen since elementary school and strangers emailing to say they liked what he wrote, Villarreal, who’d lost all his college friends after the expulsion, also heard from William Jessup students. Although he said students had been instructed not to speak with him, some gay alumni told him they too felt unwelcome. They’d seen homophobic speech tagged on their car on campus, risked losing scholarships, or stepped down from leadership positions because they weren’t considered good role models. If Villarreal’s homosexuality was a factor in his dismissal, it would put the university at odds with a growing climate STORY

Anthony Villarreal recently wrote an essay accusing Rocklin-based William Jessup University of kicking him out because he was gay.

of tolerance from the church (Pope Francis famously said he is not one to judge gays), as well as from other universities. By coincidence, not long after news broke that William Jessup had expelled a gay student, public universities in California announced policies that moved them in the opposite trend. On June 3, the University of California said in a press release it was creating an advisory group to make recommendations “on how best to create a more welcoming and inclusive environment for LGBT students, faculty and staff across the UC system.” The same day, California State University updated its Systemwide Policy Prohibiting Discrimination, Harassment and Retaliation Against Students, including on the basis of sexual orientation. That’s a good sign for Villarreal, who is looking into state schools where he can complete his bachelor’s degree. He left William Jessup just eight classes short of a degree.

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Several schools reached out to him to discuss transferring. Some in the religious community also have expressed sympathy for Villarreal’s situation. Taliyah Allen, a lead trainer in the peer-support ministry at A Church for All in Sacramento, said there need not be a distance between gays and God. “He’s a god of love, a god of acceptance, and he made no mistakes when he created us,” she said in a phone interview, adding that her church helps LGBT people through programs like Ripple Effect, which offers mental-health services. Allen also criticized William Jessup for its anti-gay policy. “My orientation shouldn’t relate to the degree I’m trying to attain,” she said. “That should not be something that should be discussed or is privy for that school. It had nothing to do with [Villarreal’s] education.” Although the experience has left Villarreal feeling “neglected” by his religion, he said, “I still have faith in God and know he loves me as much as I love him.” Ω

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It takes a university On the trend of new developments and higher-education promises A group of developers has set its sights on almost 900 acres of real estate south of Mather Airport in Rancho Cordova, by Alastair Bland where construction of 3,000 homes, commercial lots, a few greenways and parks, and a sporting complex could begin next year. The package also promises a university. This would bring to the suburban property, which abuts Kiefer and Sunrise boulevards, high-quality jobs, the energy of youth and a sense of cosmopolitan sophistication, its supporters say. But the backers of the community, called Mather South, aren’t the only developers currently promising to build a college campus. The Cordova Hills project, a controversial 8,000unit plan tucked between Folsom and Rancho Cordova, also plans to build a campus. Discussions between investors and the University of Warwick in England about developing a piece of land are well underway, and other communities in the area have expressed interest in playing host to new university campuses. Will so many proposed college campuses actually come to fruition? Or is adding a university to a developing firm’s to-do list simply fashionable in a climate increasingly skeptical of sprawl and suburban housing?

“I don’t see it as a Trojan horse.” Troy Givans planner, Sacramento County, on building a university at a 3,000-home development in Rancho Cordova Just a little more than a year ago, Supervisor Phil Serna questioned the need for the Cordova Hills project, even characterizing it as a bait-andswitch plan to build thousands of homes, with or without the promised university. He declined to comment for this story. Supervisor Don Nottoli recalls the speculation about whether the developers behind the Cordova Hills project were sincere about finding a university tenant “or whether they were using it as an entrée to getting their project approved.” However, he says he is optimistic about the chances for developers landing deals with one or more universities on local development sites. 10

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“Amidst all the land uses we’ve planned for, having a site in the county of Sacramento reserved for a university or universities makes sense, because there continues to be a lot of growth,” he said. “It’s smart planning.” Local organizations—even those that have expressed concern over the Cordova Hills development project— think Mather South is good growth. “We’re more supportive of this project because it’s closer to employment and will contribute less to road congestion,” said Ron Maertz, with the Environmental Council of Sacramento. A spokesperson with Sacramento Area Council of Governments agreed. Troy Givans, with the county’s Office of Economic Development and Marketing, has been working with the Lewis Group of Companies on advancing the Mather South project. He says 650 inquiries have been mailed to university presidents around the country. He told SN&R that the Mather South area is a good candidate for a university, as it currently lacks such an institution, but is conveniently situated toward downtown Sacramento and well-connected via publictransport routes. As for whether the promise of a college campus on this housing development is just a bait-and-switch tactic, Givans says no. “I don’t see it as a Trojan horse,” he said. “This was a very deliberate and strategic decision to look for a university, which would benefit the location.” The Cordova Hills developers are still looking for a tenant for their 224-acre university site, and they have powerful incentive to land a taker: If they find no one to occupy the university site after 30 years, the parcel will be claimed as county property. No such pressures on the Mather South developers, Givans said. At a meeting of the Sacramento County Board of Supervisors on Tuesday, June 10, backers of the Mather South project detailed the landuse breakdown. Exclusive “executive housing” would be situated adjacent to a golf course, with homes built to the tune of about three per acre, while cheaper units would be packed in at 10 to 30 per acre. The meeting essentially kicked off a yearlong environmentalreview process. Givans said the site will be shovel-ready soon, and building could begin as soon as 2015. Ω

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Fresh-juice craze arrives in Midtown as, coincidentally, a  beloved doughnut spot announces closure. Plus, burrito wars! Refreshing, nutritious—and perhaps pricey—­cold-pressed­juice.­SN&R­ mulled­over­the­trend­in­a­recent­essay­ by (“Juicing­craze­is­getting­crazy”­by­ SN&R staff Janelle­Bitker,­SN&R­Essay,­June­5).­ In­that,­the­writer­mentioned­how­a­ juice­business­won­a­grant­to­open­a­ spot­downtown­and­that­another­new­ Midtown­juice­shop­would­be­opening­ this­spring.

Well,­it’s­open.­Last­week,­Sun­ &­Soil­Juice­Company­(at­1912­P­ Street)­started­selling­its­brightly­ colored,­cold-pressed­raw­juice.­Most­ 16­ounce­bottles­cost­$8­or­$9.­It’s­ doing­a­sustainable-glass­program,­ so­when­customers­return­the­glass­ bottle,­they­will­get­reimbursed­$2.­ Assuming­you’re­not­lazy­or­forgetful,­ it’s­a­better­deal­than­the­12­ounce,­ $7­blends­from­the­essay-mentioned­ Metro­Juice­Company,­which­will­ open­at­800­J­Lofts,­thanks­to­the­ Calling­All­Dreamers­contest­by­the­ Downtown­Sacramento­Foundation. Sun­&­Soil­blends­do­excite,­often­ jazzed­up­with­ginger,­garam­masala,­ cayenne­or­Himalayan­salt.­The­full­ menu­is­at­www.sunandsoiljuice.com.

Midtown’s latest juice bar, Sun & Soil Juice Company, opened this past week on P Street. It recycles the glass jars its juice comes in.

Janelle Bitker and Jonathan Mendick contributed to this report.

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decline,­Sacramento.­No­more­lemonlavender­bliss.­No­more­pillows­ oozing­with­lime-coconut­cream.­No­ more­vegan­doughnuts­that­still­taste­ like­doughnuts. The­owners­of­Doughbot­­ (2226­10th­Street),­the­city’s­only­ gourmet,­experimental­doughnut­ shop,­announced­over­the­weekend­ that­they’re­calling­­ it­quits. Doughbot­opened­ about­three­years­ ago,­and­the­last­day­ to­hoard­its­fried­ doughy­goodness­will­ be­Sunday,­August­3.­ Does­anyone­ know­if­doughnuts­ freeze­well? The­couple­behind­ the­magic,­Bryan­ Widener­and­Dannah­ O’Donnell,­notably­ competed­on­Donut Showdown,­a­Food­ Network­Canada­ television­equivalent­ of­Cupcake Wars,­ and­won.­Their­ peanut-butter-and-jelly­ doughnut,­a­regular­in­ the­shop,­chocolatebeer­doughnut­and­ baked-potato­doughnut­ blew­judges­away. On­Facebook,­ O’Donnell­said:­“As­ rewarding­as­these­last­ few­years­have­been,­ they’ve­also­been­ incredibly­difficult.­ We’re­simply­burned­ out.­…­We­sincerely­ appreciate­your­continued­support­over­the­years,­and­we­ hope­we’ll­see­you­soon.” About­100­people­responded­with­ sadness.­Many­said­they­thought­ they­didn’t­even­like­doughnuts­until­ they­tried­Doughbot’s­versions.­A­ few­touted­the­vegan­doughnuts­ as­the­best­in­existence.­A­couple­ asked­if­Widener­and­O’Donnell­ considered­hiring­more­help­instead­ of­closing­up­shop.­ And­one­said:­“That­just­blows­ doughnut­holes!” In other local-food news, former New

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ESPN,­has­his­staff­on­the­hunt­for­the­ country’s­best­burrito. It’s­a­crazy­task­that­involves­ data­mining,­a­“Burrito­Selection­ Committee”­(which­includes­OC­ Weekly­editor­Gustavo­Arellano)­and­ a­special­burrito­correspondent.­ Back­in­2007,­Silver­did­a­ regional­“burrito­bracket”­in­which­ Chicago-area­burritos­faced­off­ against­each­other.­He­narrowed­it­ down­to­the­final­five­and­didn’t­ finish,­“partly­because­I­was­beginning­work­on­what­would­become­ FiveThirtyEight,”­he­wrote.

Doughbot, the city’s only gourmet, experimental doughnut shop, announced over the weekend that it’s calling it quits. This­got­SN&R­thinking:­Who­ would­be­in­Sacramento’s­burrito­ bracket?­Chando’s­Tacos’­chicken­ burrito,­the­paella­burrito­at­Dos­ Coyotes,­Tako­Korean­BBQ’s­spicy­ pork­burrito­and­the­Super­Breakfast­ Burrito­at­El­Forastero­Mexican­Food?­ Well,­it­looks­like­the­Burrito­ Selection­Committee­from­the­ America’s­Best­Burrito­bracket­ has­Sacramento­in­the­crosshairs:­ Chando’s­Tacos­is­the­only­eatery­ from­Sacramento­that­made­it­into­ the­64­burrito-selling-establishment­ bracket.­It­beat­out­nearly­27,000­other­ burrito­venders­in­California. That’s­big­news­for­Chando’s,­ even­though­the­north­Sacramento­ taqueria­is­up­against­tough­competition,­the­No.­1­seed­in­the­California­ region,­San­Francisco’s­El­Farolito­ Taqueria­(yes,­California­has­its­own­ region­for­the­competition).­Round­ one­is­already­underway,­which­will­ take­the­64­competitors­down­to­16.­ Two­BSEs­in­different­regions­have­ advanced­already. Visit­www.fivethirtyeight.com/ burrito­to­see­the­full­bracket­and­to­ read­how­Chando’s­made­the­list. Then­go­eat­a­doughnut­one­­ last­time.­­ ­ ­­­­­­­­Ω

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Ag spending survives California’s new budget will include $30 million for farm and agricultural solutions to fight climate change. That’s not a ton of cash. And it was a battle to secure these limited funds (see “Ag order,” SN&R News, June 5). But sustainable-ag activists remain optimistic that it will be just the beginning. “Over time, we look forward to larger investments in sustainable agriculture and farmland conservation,” wrote Jeanne Merrill with the California Climate and Agriculture Network. Of the funding, $15 million will go to energy efficiency on farms, $10 million to conserving water and $6.5 million to preserving farmland. (Nick Miller)

Domestic-violence fund shrinks A limited funding source has pitted three local domestic-violence shelters into a debate over who gets what. Sacramento County supervisors recently followed a staff recommendation to devote $187,691, or 81 percent of its domestic-violence trust fund, to WEAVE. But this year, the trust fund shrunk from $520,650 to $230,703. The reason for the sharp drop—or rather, the reason there was more money last year—is because the Department of Human Assistance discovered an unspent $418,000 in convicted batterer’s fees during a 2012 audit, allowing for the one-time surplus spending, a staff report states. In other words, a happy anomaly. But everything that comes up must slam down. The return to economic reality means there’ll be less for WEAVE, too, pointed out spokeswoman Julie Bornhoeft. The fund is cobbled from fees on marriage licenses and batterers. Two other groups, My Sister’s House and A Community for Peace, also want money from the fund. Their representatives contend that county staffers based funding recommendations on an inflexible formula that only considers the number of shelter beds without verifying their usage or providing for annual reviews. In a letter to the board, A Community for Peace executive director Elaine Whitefeather said the $19,551 allocation to her group would mean a 45 percent funding decrease. “We’re a real young, developing organization,” Whitefeather told SN&R a week after the vote. “So when you cut $20,000 off of [our] budget, that’s the same as cutting $50,000.” She was quick to add that her beef isn’t with WEAVE. Nilda Valmores, executive director of My Sister’s House, whose shelter specializes in serving Asian and Pacific Islander survivors of domestic abuse, concurred. “I think that one of best things that Sacramento County has going for it is that fact that it does have three domesticviolence shelters, but each has a different emphasis and different way of operating, and that’s really important,” Valmores said. But both organizations backed an alternative funding plan that called for a three-year transition toward equal shares for each organization. Instead, the county based its decision on the hard number of beds, for which WEAVE lords over the other two. WEAVE has 96 shelter beds, compared to a combined 22 for the other service providers. But supervisors also asked staff to return next year with a modified funding formula, and Whitefeather and Valmores promised to argue their case. (Lovelle Harris)

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In case you didn’t already know,  Texas Gov. Rick Perry is a jerk: He  came to Sacramento last week to  raise some money, took a cheap  shot at Gov. Jerry Brown by driving  a Tesla down L Street, and then he  showed up in San Francisco, where  he compared being gay to being an  alcoholic. Feel free to put a boot in  his ass.

BevMo! opened on J Street in  Midtown this week, but   Whole Foods Market is still all  about the drama? Will the megagrocer come to the grid? And will  it be on L and 20th streets, or Q  and 21st, or Capitol Avenue and  21st? Well, you can rule out the  latter—the Sacramento Business  Journal reports the latter lot will  become … a parking lot.

Journalists love doughnuts almost more than law  enforcement does, so it comes with a (doughnut)  hole in our heart to say goodbye to Doughbot, the  always busy downtown artisan-doughnut shop.  The owners are exhausted, website Cowtown Eats  reported, and will be closing in August.

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The weekly Midtown Farmers Market Sacramento upped its game last Saturday  with a beer garden, a chef demo by Michael Tuohy of Block Butcher Bar, a  small-doggy dog park—plus all the usual fresh veggies and market goods.  Then, later, a stage went up on 20th Street, where bands jammed as fans  danced, sipped brews and played pingpong and cornhole (sponsored by Xoso  Sport & Social League) as part of the This block party. It wasn’t art—but it  was a rad Second Saturday.

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On the Vergara ruling and the   real problems in education Many readers know Bites columns on education come from a particular point of view—that of the spouse of a teacher who has spent nearly two decades working in high-poverty schools in Oak Park and south Sacramento. This offers at least some insight into what it might feel like to be a teacher in Sacramento, and to open the paper every morning wondering how teachers will be arVin denigrated and scapegoated that day. by CosMo G There was a lot of that in Sacramento cosmog@ newsrev iew.c om last week, following the Vergara v. California decision. Vergara was funded by a Silicon Valley millionaire named David Welch, one of many rich guys pushing to diminish the influence of teacher unions in education. Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Rolf Treu ruled that California’s rules on tenure and teacher dismissal are unconstitutional, because they effectively stick poor kids with bad teachers. Treu’s ruling delighted foes of teacher unions everywhere. Critics say his decision is thin, and likely to be overturned on appeal. Nothing changes until then, either way. The real problem in education, of course, isn’t teacher tenure. It’s poverty, income inequality and segregation. Still, reasonable people can disagree on how much teacher protection is enough. Bites has seen a lot of commentary around Vergara on how “crazy” California’s tenure system is, allowing teachers full due-process rights after just two years. Due process means a teacher can’t be fired without cause, and is entitled to defend their job at a hearing. California is one of a handful of states with a two-year-probationary period. A handful of states have four- or five-year waiting periods. The large majority of states have a three-year probationary period. So, yeah, bananas. California’s “last in, first out” rules means that when layoffs happen, the pink slips go first to the teachers with the least classroom experience. The plaintiffs in Vergara argue LIFO leads to firing lots of young, good teachers and keeping lots of bad, old teachers who happen to have more seniority. That’s a red herring. Layoffs are an extremely blunt instrument—not the right tool to address teacher performance. Underperforming teachers should get support, or they should be shown the door before being awarded tenure, or they should be dismissed with due process. Bringing us to Treu’s other finding: There’s too much due process. In fact, just last week, the state Legislature passed new rules—supported by the California Teachers Association— streamlining the process for firing incompetent teachers and teachers engaged in serious misconduct. It’s not clear if those new rules would satisfy any of Treu’s concerns, assuming his ruling survives appeal. It is clear that nobody actually wants bad teachers in the classroom. Teachers BEFORE

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don’t want bad teachers in the classroom, just like reporters don’t want bad reporters in the newsroom. It also happens that the Sacramento city teachers are already working with local district officials on a new evaluation system for teachers—an initiative that has nothing to do with Vergara. But here’s the question for reasonable people who believe seniority and due process are the problem: What should they be replaced with? Should we lay off teachers with the largest salaries first? Can we fire teachers who are too opinionated about teaching? Should teachers who are best at kissing ass be the ones to keep their jobs? Those are options. The folks behind Vergara would also like to fire teachers based on student test scores. Lots of people think this is a good idea, mostly politicians, rich guys and antiunion newspaper editorial writers.

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The real problem in education, of course, isn’t teacher tenure. It’s poverty, income inequality and segregation. “No professional organization says that test scores are an acceptable way to evaluate teachers,” says David B. Cohen, associate director of Accomplished California Teachers, an outgrowth of the Graduate School of Education at Stanford University. Even the American Statistical Association— folks you would assume to be pro-quantitative analysis—warned earlier this year that “the majority of the variation in test scores is attributable to factors outside the teacher’s control,” such as poverty, family background and factors that frequently aren’t accounted for in statistical models. At home, Bites hears a lot about those factors: drug and alcohol abuse at home, domestic violence, parents who don’t read to their kids or even talk to them very much, health issues (asthma and autism seem to come up a lot), homelessness, prison, language barriers, nutrition. The list goes on. Cohen says evaluating teachers based on test scores could drive more talented teachers away from high-poverty schools and hurt low-income students. “What’s your incentive to take on a more challenging assignment,” he asks, when you’re likely to be punished for it? And when college graduates see the job security in teaching stripped away, and see teachers scapegoated for the problems of poverty and inequality, what is their incentive to enter teaching at all? You want good teachers working in highpoverty schools? Stop attacking them. Ω

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THINK FREE.

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In this week’s SN&R, Sasha Abramsky explains how Sacramento County denies undocumented immigrants much-needed medical coverage. While nearly all other major California metropolitan areas have somehow found the money, we have not. Sasha then describes the human toll. He interviews Sacramento residents who, because of their immigrant status, cannot receive health care. If Sasha’s story does not move you, I suggest that you get your heart checked out. You may find that it is missing. Sasha also examines the shortsightedness of l by Jeff VoNKAeNe not providing preventative health-care coverage. It is an excellent story which I am proud to have in j e ffv @n e wsr e v ie w.c o m the paper. But I do not need to tell you about a cover story in this copy of the SN&R that you are already reading. I want to tell you about Sasha’s book, The American Way of Poverty: How the Other Half Still Lives. Once you read Sasha’s cover story, you will want to read his book. Modeled on Michael Harrington’s The Other America, which helped our country understand poverty 50 years ago, Sasha tells stories of Americans struggling to overIt is clear that the come overwhelming obstacles to take care of themselves and system is rigged. their families. It is clear that the system is rigged. Foster kids are so likely to end up in prison. Untreated health problems get worse. A high unemployment rate leaves people behind, regardless of how hard they try. In the second part of his book, Sasha demonstrates that all this is a political problem, not an economic one. Our country has the resources to solve these issues, and we Read Sasha already know what to do. We need to raise the minimum Abramsky’s wage, put a small tax on stock sales, eliminate tax loopcover story on holes, improve the education system and create government Sacramento’s ban on medical care jobs. These are some of the solutions. It can be done. It is for undocumented being done in other countries. immigrants on Poverty is a difficult, complicated, confusing subject page 18. with more questions than answers. Sasha, like Harrington half-a-century ago, has made us see the people impacted by poverty, and helped us see the solutions as well. This is no easy chore. I can see why The New York Times selected Sasha’s book in its list of the “100 Notable Books of 2013.” Our local boy is up there with Dave Eggers, Stephen King, Margaret Atwood and others. Not bad company. Jeff vonKaenel Sasha ends his book by asking, “How do we generate is the president, the political will for such an overarching, and holistic, CEO and project? We educate. We empower people. We convince majority owner of the News & Review enough Americans that no matter how much money from newspapers in big-dollar donors floods the political system, a democracy Sacramento, as vibrant as American’s can, and should, respond to the Chico and Reno. fundamental needs of its populace. ... And now, knowing the challenges, and hearing the demands of conscience, our task is to act.” I suggest to you that one of your first steps is to read Sasha’s book. Ω

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Fake stash houses, real injustice “The Black cases arise from a profoundly If you are poor and conspire to rob a fake stash house, go disturbing use of government power that directly directly to jail. If you are Goldman Sachs and by imperils some of our most fundamental constituconspire to rob millions of real dollars from real Julie Mumma people, then enjoy a perpetual get-out-of-jail-free tional values,” wrote Judge Stephen Reinhardt, who was joined by Chief Judge Alex Kozinski. card. The criminal-justice system is rigged. In two other recent stash-house cases in Los Want proof? Angeles federal court, two courageous judges, The U.S. Department of Justice dreamed up Manuel L. Real and Otis D. Wright II, dismissed Operation Gideon IV to entrap people with the the indictments outright. In his order, Judge Real false promise of money to commit crime. Last called out the United States Attorney’s Office month, U.S. District Judge Morrison C. England with his observation “that the Jr. sentenced Rathanak government targets minorities Van to more than 11 years Our Ninth Circuit Julie Mumma is a in prison, after doling out in poor neighborhoods with criminal-defense 71 months to Snangehk huge payments in the hundreds had no problem attorney and of thousands of dollars, then sacramento state Peou, for conspiring to upholding seeks life sentences to those University adjunct rob a fictional, nonexisthat fall into its web.” He called convictions for professor. Follow her tent stash house. @sunshinetruthx. such tactics “so outrageous as “There is absolutely fictional crimes to offend the basic sense of no need for the federal concocted by justice.” government to manuSo the poor are prosecuted facture crime,” argued the government for manufactured crime. The Mark Reichel, the defense to ensnare rich roam free. And weed gets counsel in United States a federal mandatory minimum v. Keopadubsy, a pending impoverished sentence of 10 years. stash-house indictment in minorities. It gets worse. On August 18, Sacramento federal court. federal prosecutors will argue But our Ninth Circuit, the ludicrous proposition that marijuana is a in what’s become known as “the Black cases,” An online version of this Schedule I narcotic with no medicinal value at had no problem upholding convictions for essay can be found at the Sacramento federal courthouse. www.newsreview.com/ fictional crimes concocted by the government to sacramento/ ensnare impoverished minorities. The dissenting Let’s hope for justice from our Sacramento pageburner/blogs. federal judiciary in the next roll of the dice. Ω justices vehemently disagreed. BEFORE

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An Iraq reminder Eleven years after this country invaded and three years after our departure, civil war in Iraq is climaxing. Sunni-led rebel groups in the north seized the country’s second largest city, Mosul, last week. The Iraqi army, under the command of the Shiite-led government, by all accounts ran away, leaving American-provided artillery and Humvees in its wake. Now, the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, or the ISIL, is threatening to converge on Baghdad and oust the U.S.-backed Nouri al-Maliki government. There’s so much to be learned from all this. But there’s also some basics that we need to understand before our leaders make more (hopefully not catastrophic) decisions about what to do in Iraq. First, ISIL is not al-Qaida. The two groups struggle for power, and the latter group absolved themselves earlier this year. Why is this important? Well, when the traditional media says that al-Qaida terrorists are overtaking Iraq, they’re wrong. Two, a military solution is not the answer. All the drum-banging in Washington, D.C., this week to bomb the hell out of the rebels will just escalate the danger. Instead, the Shiite-led central government needs to reform. It needs to extend an olive branch to the Sunni and Kurds of the north. It needs to change. Three, here in this country, it is not time for a blame game. The GOP is fingering the Obama administration for this mess, saying it mishandled the troop withdrawal. Dems, needless to say, blame the Bush-era leaders. Let’s not be so dense. It takes five seconds to Google the 29 U.S. senators and president who started the war in 2003. We could, of course, revisit that folly—which included then-Sen. Hillary Clinton voting for the war—but that won’t help us make smart decisions. Internationalism and inclusivity are the answers to avoiding a disastrous civil-war endgame in Iraq. Ω

Pump up regulations

If any good can come from California’s ongoing drought, perhaps it is this: After decades of opposing limits on groundwater use, Central Valley farmers and water districts suddenly appear willing to accept state regulation. In most years, about 30 percent of California’s water is pumped from underground, and during dry years that number can reach 60 percent or more. Yet unlike Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado and even Texas, California does not regulate pumping. Recently, drought and rising demand for waterintensive crops such as almonds and grapes has led to increased groundwater use in the Central Valley that is causing the water table to drop rapidly, risking permanent damage to the aquifer, and requiring costly maintenance to roads, bridges and canals as land levels subside. Meanwhile, farmers find themselves locked in a costly competition with their neighbors to dig deeper and pump more while the water lasts. The crisis has resulted in an unexpected development: Many of the state’s largest water users now agree with environmentalists that groundwater must be regulated. It’s time for California to do what other arid Western states have done and regulate groundwater usage. The state Legislature should work quickly to protect this vital resource. Ω   |    A R T S & C U L T U R E     |    A F T E R   |    06.19.14     |   SN&R

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CAUTION: NO HEALTH CARE FOR ALL

Sacramento still denies undocumented immigrants, even though most major California metropolitan areas offer medical coverage

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artha looks like any one of thousands of young California women, her life spreading out ahead of her, her dreams about to take off. Unlike most, however, the 20-year-old North Highlands resident is undocumented. And because of this, she and her family, most of whom do farmwork out in the fields surrounding town, have virtually no access to medical care. It’s been this way since 2009, when Sacramento County nixed health care for its undocumented population to save just $2.8 million during an extreme budget crunch. This positioned Sacramento alongside many rural and conservative counties in California, rather than with other large metropolitan areas such as San Francisco and Los Angeles—most of which provide at least some health-care access to undocumented residents. When Martha and her relatives get sick, they self-medicate with Tylenol and herbal teas. When the Tylenol and tea don’t work, they simply suck up the pain.

Originally from Jalisco, Mexico, Martha (not her real name) is one of six siblings. Four years ago, her younger brother injured his back while jumping on a trampoline. The wound didn’t heal properly, the family had no ready access to doctors, and to this day, he has a large ball-like protrusion on his lower back. “Every time he moved or ran, it would bleed, and it would hurt him more,” Martha says. “To this point, we haven’t been able to take him to get checked.” Meanwhile, her father, now in his 40s, injured his back recently while picking tomatoes, and the pain has gotten so intense that he has had to temporarily stop working. He too cannot afford to get medical care. And the longer he is off of work, the more precarious the family’s finances become. When Martha was younger, she remembers having some access to medical care. Then it stopped; she doesn’t know

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why. It’s a fair bet, however, that what she recalls is 2009, when the area’s roughly 100,000 undocumented residents lost access to county-funded medical services. Five years later, that lack of health care for the undocumented remains a festering wound for Sacramento. And now, in a particularly cruel twist, elected officials, from Gov. Jerry Brown on down, trumpet the fact that the state has embraced “Obamacare” more than any other. California has successfully enrolled millions of residents in Medi-Cal and the new health-care exchanges. But millions more Californians remain excluded from these programs. Lacking proper health insurance, undocumented immigrants often rely on charity medical care or on the few local federally qualified indigent care clinics. These clinics use federal funds, so by law they have to see everyone. But they charge a sliding scale for services, which scares off many poor residents. Oftentimes, people wait until they get so sick that they cannot avoid going to the hospital. By then, the costs—both in terms of long-term damage to individuals’ health and in terms of dollars—have massively escalated. “It costs a lot more to treat someone with full-blown diabetes than to diagnose it [early] and tell them what foods to avoid and give them the medications,” argues Xavier Morales, executive director of the Latino Coalition for a Healthy California. More than 42 percent of Latinos hospitalized in California suffer from diabetes, according to data recently generated by the California Center for Public Health Advocacy and UCLA researchers, many of them undocumented residents. The costs associated with treating those diabetic patients amount to more than $1.6 billion annually. “And it’s not just diabetes,” Morales continues. “There’s heart disease, stroke. All illnesses that cost a lot more to treat than to prevent. “It doesn’t make economic sense.” To save a few million dollars in the short term, Sacramento has locked in place a policy almost guaranteed to cost taxpayers far more in the long run. Like so much else in the roiling debates over immigration, it’s a policy that would be comical in its absurdity if it didn’t come with such an awful human cost.

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the region of 100,000 residents are undocumented, many thousands of whom have at best only minimal, and episodic, access to health care. This means that many thousands of kids like Martha in the region live in households where a single sickness, even after implementation of the Affordable Care Act, can plunge adults and kids alike into destitution, hunger and homelessness. “I’m undocumented,” says 49-year-old Antonio, who has been living in Sacramento since he left Aguascalientes, Mexico, in 1995. Early on in his new life in the United States, he says he worked for the National Guard. Later, he ended up employed as a janitor in the IRS building in Sacramento. For the past 17 years, he and his wife have owned their own small janitorial-services company. During that time, when a member of the family has gotten really sick—such as the time he came down with pneumonia and coughed so much that he passed out—they have visited doctors and paid cash to be seen. Most of the time, however, they just tough it out. When they have a toothache, they go to a dentist and pay to have the tooth pulled rather than filled; it’s cheaper, after all, to remove a tooth than to fix it. “I try to be healthy,” Antonio —a short man in black jeans, old sneakers, a black T-shirt, and with receding hair and a trim mustache—says matter-of-factly. “The real problem is with one of my daughters.” He explains that she has a malformation on her back that they

Martha wears a white dress, heeled sandals with orange-painted toenails, and a pink cardigan that hangs loosely off of her shoulders. She explains how she’s long been plagued both by hacking coughs and extreme menstrual cramps. They’re so severe that she would have to take time off from school during her period. She went to the doctor a couple times many years ago, and he prescribed her medicine. She doesn’t remember what this was. And, anyway, her family can’t afford to fill prescriptions. She’s not alone. The Pew Research Center’s Hispanic Trends Project estimates there are 11.7 million undocumented Americans, of whom slightly more than 2.5 million live in California. That’s close to 7 percent of the state’s population. The Hispanic Trends Project calculated that, because those who are undocumented tend to be younger than the population as a whole, nearly one in 10 workers in the state is undocumented. Millions of California families are mixed status, meaning that some members—oftentimes the children—are U.S. citizens, while others live in the shadows. In fact, latest estimates are that an astounding one in six California kids live in such mixed-status families. Assuming Sacramento County, with a population of roughly 1.4 million, follows statewide trends, that means somewhere in BEFORE

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together a bare majority in Congress for legislation expanding health-care access. And so today, millions of America’s poorest, and oftentimes sickest residents lack entry points into the country’s vast and complex health-care-delivery systems. Researchers at the UCLA Labor Center’s Dream Resource Center reported earlier this year that half of all uninsured undocumented immigrant youth in California had delayed seeking necessary medical treatment at some point during the past 12 months. Churches, which have become epicenters in the drive to insure the uninsured, have found much the same thing: an inability to access affordable insurance or safety-net programs, and as a result, pools of immigrants who don’t go to the doctor when they get sick. When Sacramento Area Congregations Together held a series of 15 enrollment fairs at local places of worship this year, there was so much demand, it “turned away about half the families,” recalls ACT organizer Annie Fox, who has been campaigning to find ways to insure undocumented residents. For Dan Garza, a pastor at Ebenezer Christian Center who spoke at an event organized by ACT at the Congregation B’Nai Israel synagogue in Land Park in late May, the plight of undocumented people flies in the face of religious teachings. “The Scriptures declare to the prophet Moses ‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself,’” he noted. “Everyone, including immigrants, are created in the image of God.”

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never had money to fix. He starts to cry. “When she was little, they found it. I couldn’t afford to go to a specialist. She doesn’t have pain; she’s just a little malformed. Hunchbacked.” She also has teeth problems, which without access to dental coverage, have long gone untreated. Her younger sister, by contrast, who was born in the United States, and thus is a citizen, has medical coverage and now wears braces. The arbitrariness of the situation is striking. “A lot of people thought when Obamacare passed they’d be able to get health insurance,” says a young undocumented worker at a health-insurance company. This person holds community-healtheducation workshops and encourages low-income residents to get screened for common diseases. “They were shocked when they didn’t qualify. “A lot of people [instead] get medications from Tijuana. But they get no monitoring, no follow-up. Nothing.” The Affordable Care Act was crafted to leave out America’s undocumented residents—much as Social Security and unemployment insurance in their original New Deal incarnations excluded agricultural and domestic workers, great numbers of whom were black. In the 1930s, FDR swallowed this ugly compromise with the segregationist South, the price to be paid for creating broad social-insurance umbrellas. In 2010, bowing to anti-immigrant sentiments was a price that pro-health-care-reform politicians were willing to pay to cobble   |    A R T S & C U L T U R E

Around 100,000 SAcrAmento reSidentS Are undocumented, mAny thouSAndS of whom hAve At beSt only minimAl, And epiSodic, AcceSS to heAlth cAre. Sacramento’S cow town policy As we head toward the November election, health insurance for the undocumented residents has become a hot-button topic. In the run-up to the June primaries, progressive Sacramento-area candidates rushed to explain why they support expanded health-care access. Patrick Kennedy, who recently won election to the county board of supervisors, calls what happened in 2009 “an abomination.” “It’s ludicrous. A $30 flu shot can save hundreds-of-thousands of dollars in an influenza epidemic. But it’s not just economic. It’s moral,” he explains. At the state level, a series of bills have recently been proposed offering various fixes for this problem. Chief among these is the Lara Bill, or Senate Bill 1005, proposed by state Sen. Ricardo Lara. This would create a parallel Medi-Cal and health-care-exchange system in California specifically for those who are undocumented. Many health-care advocates and immigrants-rights groups have endorsed it as a sensible public-policy proposal. But because of the sticker price, in the hundreds of millions of dollars, it is facing an uphill fight to get out of committee and onto a floor vote anytime soon. Opponents of coverage in Sacramento argue that there’s nothing abnormal about the region’s situation. They say most counties in California don’t cover the people who are undocumented, and by law they don’t have to: Section 17000 of the Welfare and Institutions code, which deals with health care for the indigent, gives counties the option not to care for those in the country illegally . As a result, 49 of the state’s 58 counties don’t provide such coverage. NumbersUSA and other groups opposed to paths to citizenship and other rights for undocumented immigrants argue that people oughtn’t to be “rewarded” for illegally crossing national borders or for overstaying their visas. They cite a

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THE GOOD NEWS - No brutal farrowing crates this year (due to the porcine virus sweeping the country), and no hermit crabs sold as pets (but only because no one applied for a booth). Both are still possible in 2015 and beyond. THE BAD NEWS - Despite major public outcry, the 2014 Fair again plans to allow vendors to give away goldfish as “prizes” -- a reported 15,000 of these unfortunate creatures at the 2013 Fair. There’s still time to stop the mayhem. Many fish will suffocate in those tiny plastic bags, be illegally dumped into local waters, or simply flushed down the toilet, treated as mere “expendables”. A terrible message to send to impressionable young children. State law (Penal Code 599) prohibits the awarding of poultry and rabbits as prizes. Why not ALL animals? CalEXPO needs to adopt a permanent, written policy banning all these abuses. Failing that, state legislation is in order. HOW YOU CAN HELP - Contact Rick Pickering, CEO, and the Board of Directors, at CalEXPO & State Fair, 1600 Exposition Blvd., Sacramento, CA 95815; email calexpoboard@calexpo.com; tel. 916-263-3010. Senator Darrell Steinberg and Assemblymember Roger Dickinson are both ex-officio Fair Board members. They need to hear from us, too: All legislators may be written c/o The State Capitol, Sacramento, CA 95814. INFO: COMMITTEE FOR A MORE HUMANE STATE FAIR - Sacramento SPCA, Oakland/East Bay SPCA, SPCA of Monterey County, Peninsula Humane Society, Marin Humane Society, Ohlone Humane Society (Fremont), Humane Society Silicon Valley, Humane Farming Association, In Defense of Animals, Animal Place. P.E.A.C.E., Animal Legal Defense Fund, and many individuals, c/o ACTION FOR ANIMALS, P.O. Box 20184, Oakland, CA 94620; email - afa@mcn.org

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her employer fearing that having herself been on the wrong side of an expensive health-care emergency, she would otherwise begin to agitate among fellow workers to get the company to provide them with insurance. Meanwhile, nearly five years after the recession technically ended, Sacramento is in a far better fiscal position than it was in 2009. It has more tax dollars coming in. What’s more, because of the provisions of the Affordable Care Act, the state is taking over responsibility

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2007 poll, conducted by Arizona State University researchers, showing that a small majority of residents in Southwestern states oppose equal health-care access for the undocumented. Many politicians, especially in rural counties, make similar arguments. Yet increasingly, in large metropolitan centers, political leaders and publichealth advocates argue the exact opposite. The nine California counties that do cover undocumented immigrants include almost all of the largest metropolitan centers in the state. Los Angeles and San Francisco have both set in place plans to provide something close to true universal coverage within their boundaries, and Oakland, Riverside, and San Jose aren’t far behind. In fact, of the state’s biggest cities, only San Diego and Sacramento don’t provide such coverage—though, come June 20, they will also be joined in this rather shameful club by Fresno, which recently convinced a court to overturn a decades-long injunction barring the county from cutting off immigrants from access to health care. Overnight, when the county’s rollback commences, thousands of undocumented immigrants will lose what little health-care security they had in Fresno. Opponents also argue that providing coverage to those who are here illegally is an unaffordable luxury in austere times. That might be true if we only consider the costs to individual government agencies. But taken as a whole, not providing care is far more expensive to society than intervening in health crises early.

Martha says that when her family is at work, there’s a fear. “In the fields, when you get sick or injured, [owners are] scared you’re going to fight for your rights,” she explains. “And so you just lose your job.” Recently, at an ACT-sponsored board of supervisors candidates’ forum, Martha talked of a co-worker who heard a terrible buzzing in her ear. She ended up having to go to the emergency room to have an earwig removed. The woman was, averred Martha, promptly fired,

“Let’s say I have an accIdent, and I’m not abLe to work. then nobody’s goIng to support my famILy. we are so scared to get sIck.” Antonio local small-business owner and undocumented immigrant

A slew of public-health studies indicates that, in the long-run, providing preventative care to the undocumented saves money. By contrast, waiting until people get so sick that they end up in ERs—which have a legal mandate to treat everyone regardless of whether or not they have insurance or can pay their medical bills—costs a ton of money. In the long run, providing health-care access is also a good public-health policy: for absent access to doctors, to medical tests, to annual checkups, and to prescription drugs, undocumented residents can serve as incubators for diseases such as tuberculosis, HIV, syphilis, gonorrhea, hepatitis and a laundry list of other serious illnesses that, once in the community, rapidly infect people across demographic boundaries. “We have public-health expert witnesses from UCLA and other organizations. We have documents from the county of Fresno showing they’re only able to treat and take care of 50 percent of active TB cases in the county,” says Stephen Schilling, CEO of Clinica Sierra Vista, which has led the fight to try to stop Fresno from rolling back its health care for undocumented immigrants. “Allowing that population to go completely underground and not have access to primary and secondary services” means that infectious diseases will spread more rapidly, and epidemics will be harder to contain, he says. Put simply, expressing frustration at the condition of the country’s porous borders by barring undocumented immigrants from health care is akin to cutting off one’s nose to spite someone else.

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from the counties for covering millions of residents who previously weren’t eligible for Medi-Cal. The Department of Health and Human Services budget is in the luxurious position of having some disposable money to play with. Which is why advocates have launched a full-court effort to fund a system of health-care services for undocumented residents in Sacramento County. There is talk of shutting down the county’s one remaining largescale health clinic for the indigent, located on the corner of Broadway and Stockton Boulevard. Far better, argues Fox of ACT, to invest some of those spare dollars and to convert it into a clinic dedicated to providing coverage to undocumented immigrants excluded from the provisions of the ACA. “Oh, man,” says Antonio, as he ponders what it would be like to have regular access to doctors. “First thing I’d do is get a general checkup. That way, you feel you can just keep going. I have cramps in my hand. I have a little pimple on my chest. A checkup would be, oh, man, wonderful.” For Martha, who is starting classes at American River College in the fall, the precariousness of her family’s health is serving as something of a motivating force. “I want to go into the medical field,” the young farmworker explains. “I love serving people. I always thought if I went into the medical field, we wouldn’t suffer from being sick. I could help my family. Both my parents, they’re always struggling with their feet hurting, bones hurting. At work, we’re exposed to chemicals and get very bad allergies.” “Let’s say I have an accident, and I’m not able to work,” says Antonio. “Then nobody’s going to support my family. We are so scared to get sick.” He laughs softly. But it’s a nervous laugh, a laugh with no joy behind it. “If I had to go to emergency room, I don’t know.” His voice trails off at the thought of the medical bills he would accrue. “My wife has arthritis. But we can do nothing about it. She takes Motrin or Tylenol.” He stops and smiles a fatalistic smile. A gap-toothed smile, a shrug of the shoulders, a what-are-you-going-todo-about-it sort of smile. Sacramento is his home; he’s been here for decades. He pays taxes here. His children have been educated here. But Antonio knows that so long as he’s here, so long as he’s undocumented, and so long as the county tries to save a few dollars here and there on the backs of people such as him and his wife, he still can’t afford to let himself get sick. Ω

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As the next N o Excuses battle approac hes, rappers duke it out ov er punchy zingers, lyrica l art and self-expression

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The energy in the room feels more like a wrestling match than a hip-hop show. There’s excitement, tension. Some rappers hug, others engage in stare-downs.

Matt K.O. is the current reigning No Excus es battle rap champion. He thinks most of the other battle rappers are like him—norma l people with jobs or studies, who find battle rap to be a ridiculously fun creative outlet .

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This is the No Excuses battle league. The reigning champ goes by Matt K.O. By day, he works as a political-action intern at the Capitol. He studied sociology and theater at UC Davis, and now he uses those memorization skills to verbally destroy opponents in front of a live audience. “The atmosphere is the real beauty of battle rap,” he says. “It’s this inverted world where you can insult someone and say the most disrespectful things, but it’s actually a compliment.” Yes. A compliment, like this one K.O. delivered in a battle earlier this year: “My analysis: Your brain is gelatinous, you’re prone to bed-wetting accidents, plus every doctor, girl ever said you have chronic flaccid paralysis—and flatulence.” It was a quick rap—or “bar” in battle terms—delivered during a 30-minute match. Rappers spend months writing, editing and practicing—K.O. started working on his next battle back in February. Stakes are huge for the champion, who could find himself dethroned on Friday, June 27, at the Layalina Lounge. “I am more disrespected when they give me wack, bad insults,” he says. “If they hit me with some good stuff, I’m like, ‘Yes. You actually put time into battling me. You put time into preparing for me. Thank you. I appreciate that.’” Battle rap was first popularized by Eminem in the 2002 film 8 Mile as a blend of sport and hip-hop. Lyrical supremacy is the goal; self-expression is the art form. But the culture is aggressive, to say the least: Insults are often laced with homophobic and misogynistic language that may keep it from ever approaching the mainstream. No Excuses is modeled off big battle leagues such as the Ultimate Rap League in New York, King of the

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Dot Entertainment in Canada and Don’t Flop in Great Britain. The group puts on live events and uploads videos for endless online debate. Khalid Ali, who also goes by his rap name Impact, runs the show. He picks matches, books venues, promotes events, edits videos, and at age 20, calls himself a CEO. Earlier this year, he added a No Excuses dance battle league to his long list of projects, even though he works full time for his family in Vacaville. But No Excuses is his pride and joy—a business he wants to see grow on a national scale. His ultimate vision is similar to professional wrestling: Individual No Excuses battlers will have legions of fans who follow their stats and buy their merch. Ali unofficially started the league as a 17-year-old at Davis Senior High School, until school officials told him to take the battles off campus. He gathered rappers in parks until he decided to get better organized about two years ago. He started a multimonth tournament to name the first champion of No Excuses. And win a $1,000 prize—Ali’s own money, repurposed from a personal academic grant. With that hefty cash prize, No Excuses got a lot of interest. K.O. won the initial tournament, but rappers stuck around—the league currently has about 30 regular performers. Some are in their teens; the oldest are in their late 20s. They drive to battle from Davis, Auburn, Grass Valley and other unexpected havens of hip-hop culture. Events are spectacles, fueled by promotional videos, interviews and other dramatics. The buildup can really work, with the audience totally riled up over perceived tension. As No Excuses vice president Teddy Graham says, “Sometimes the beef is real. Most of the time it’s not.” The result is over-the-top, theatrical entertainment, which, apparently, people crave. “Everyone wants to see so-andso go at it,” Ali says. “It’s the fight-fight mentality.” One of the most notorious No Excuses battles followed several months of buildup and shit-talking. Ant Watts, who recently moved to Chicago, came out on top with a performance that exhibited beautiful wordplay and terrifying threats. It flowed easily from a guy who spent much of his teens in and out of juvenile detention for attempted burglary and larceny, and on and off probation, all the while keeping a dictionary and thesaurus next to his bed.

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“I like to see what you can do with different words,” he says. “Make ’em bounce off each other, how you can make ’em sound bigger than what they really are.” Watts has plenty of stories. He’s from Chicago, born into a musical family with 11 brothers. He rapped through childhood and says he even negotiated with P. Diddy’s Bad Boy Records. It didn’t work out, and eventually he moved to Sacramento to live with his mom—on the streets.

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“Nowadays, everybody is a rapper. If you don’t take it seriously, move out of the way,” he says. “Hip-hop is genuine when people rap about who they are, where they’re from, what’s going on in their life.” Now living in Chicago again, Watts is intent on starting up a Midwest No Excuses league. And Ali is set on expansion, too—he’s been talking about collaborations in other California cities, including Los Angeles. No Excuses has the potential to reach further, Graham says, because of its diversity in performers. Some are all about cheap jokes and punchy zingers. Some rap in stories or deliver poetry with intentional arcs. Others focus on flow, complexity and multisyllabic rhymes. But the league’s problem in attracting wider audiences is battle rap’s general image. “Battle rap’s just trying to appeal to people from the hood, or people in this certain culture, and they’re limiting themselves,” Graham says. Graham is proud that No Excuses draws what he calls “everyday folks” as well as women and children. Though, only two women actually rap in the league. “There are no female battle rappers who are even famous within the culture,” Graham says. “The bars are just so masculine.” So masculine—if masculine refers to homophobic slurs and imagery of rape that just might be unprintable. Not every rapper speaks that way, of course. K.O. draws some lines. “Gay jokes are part of the style, but I think it’s a dark path to go down. It’s offending the wrong people,” he says. “I try to avoid actually going into people’s personal lives, family members, sexual orientation.” A few regular attendees have taken to booing loudly whenever a performer uses the word “fag.” Sometimes, there’s a lot of booing. Sometimes, there’s a lot of profanity and cringing. But K.O. thinks most of the No Excuses rappers are like him—busy, normal people with jobs or studies, who find battle rap to be a ridiculously fun creative outlet. “It’s not all about the hustle,” K.O. says. “For a lot of the kids, they’re just starting their journey of selfexpression, creation and art. They’re finding that difference between who they are as an artist and who they are as a person.” Ω

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Matt K.O. reigning No Excuses battle rap champion After a few arrests, the government gave him an ultimatum: Clean up now, or skip juvenile detention and go straight to county jail on the next offense. Watts chose the former. He graduated from high school, got a job, attended church regularly and even became a father figure. Earlier this year, the 21-year-old lived with his mom and his 12-year-old godson in a small Rio Linda apartment. Perhaps that’s why Watts finds No Excuses battlers who proudly tout gangster rhymes the most frustrating.

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SCENE& HEARD Hunt out Gather The G-word was felt in full force last Thursday night in Oak Park. Flights of local craft beer were poured. Kombucha Kulture rolled in. Artisanal jams were priced at $10 a pop. Sub in the G-word of your choosing, but I’m talking about Gather, a new monthly block party at Third Avenue and Broadway. It’ll continue every second Thursday from 5 p.m. to 9 p.m. through October, and it comes from the same team behind Good: Street Food + Design Market on Del Paso Boulevard. The first Gather showed a lot of promise for the rest of summer, with similarly attractive spaces that folks expect from Good and an energy that feels like something is really happening. Shortly after 5 p.m., the block was already flooded with people, milling around and drinking beer. And it was an ideal, festive environment for a cold one after work: lots of activity, but not overwhelmingly so; sweet and savory food options for sale; plenty of seating shaded by large umbrellas; and a deejay spinning Motown. Palm trees lined the sidewalk. Market lights and lanterns were strung along the trees. A long stretch of tables sat in the middle of the street, simulating a communaldining experience. Families came out in high numbers. Some kids danced on patches of fake grass, while others took advantage of an arts-and-crafts corner. Without a doubt, they all looked ecstatic over the colorful, frozen treats from DavePops and Maui Wowi Hawaiian. Is it a block Fancy bites abounded, but I ultimately got in line for the party for the cheapest nourishment I could neighborhood, find: three tacos for $3 from Tequila Museo Mayahuel, the so they can restaurant and tequila spot escape their downtown. The line was long and painfully slow, and the surrounding payoff was bleak: small pools food desert? of meat haphazardly thrown onto cold tortillas. My fault for being cheap, I guess. The servings of Thai Basil’s panang curry that floated by looked and smelled like the better choice that evening. More than anything else, I was disappointed to only have two meal choices that night. There were lots of desserts, beverages and jarred goods to take home, but organizers had said the original vision for Gather was to have about six restaurants or food trucks present at each event. Plus, they had advertised a couple restaurants that either never showed up or showed up past my bedtime. Still, most people seemed to be having a grand time— impressed by the charm of Oak Park and wondering why they had never ventured to the “Triangle District” before. At least that was the sentiment I overheard over and over again. A lot of people drove in from Midtown, West Sacramento and the neighboring suburbs, lamenting the Fix 50 traffic but relieved over the easy parking. So who is Gather for? Is it a block party for the neighborhood, so they can escape their surrounding food desert one night a month in an uber-hip space? Or is it for outsiders, to “discover” Oak Park by buying goods from pop-up businesses not actually based in Oak Park? Probably best not to overthink it. Gather was a cool, fun and largely well-executed block party for any age and for most budgets. Mark your calendars for July 10.

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Sacramento Republic FC   plays  a  pair  of  matches  this  week,  starting  with  its  first  ever  game  at  Bonney  Field  on  Friday,  June  20,  against  the  Colorado  Rapids  Reserves.  The  new  8,000-seat  sports  facility  has  a  full  120-yard  by  80-yard  pitch,  concession  stands  and  a  beer  garden.  Later  in  the  week,  the  Republic  take  on  Arizona  United  SC  on  Thursday,  June  26.  Both  games  start  at  7:30  p.m.  at  Bonney  Field  in  Cal  Expo  (1600  Exposition  Boulevard).   Also  at  Bonney  Field,  the  USA Men’s Eagles   rugby  team  will  match  up  against  Rugby  Canada  in  the  2014  Pacific  Nations  Cup  on  Saturday,  June  21.  A  handful  of  Jesuit  High  School  alumni  in  the  Eagles’  player  pool  could  figure  prominently  in  the  match  and  get  to  impress  their  hometown  crowd.  (The  team  will  be  picked  Thursday,  June  19.)  The  game  starts  at  3  p.m.,  and  more  information  can  be  found  at  http://usvcanadarugbymatch.com. Lastly,  in  a  much  more  American  pastime,  the  Sacramento River Cats  take  on  an  eight-day  stretch  of  consecutive home games starting on Thursday, June 26.  Watch  the  home  team  play  several  games  of  good-ol’  fashioned  baseball  against  the  Las  Vegas  51s  (June  26,  through  June  29)  and  the  Fresno  Grizzlies  (June  30,  through July 3). Fireworks will follow games on June 27,  June  28  and  July  3;  and  there’s  a  different  promotion  every  night.  Head  to  www.rivercats.com  for  details.

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Friday, June 20 We all know it: Sacramento has  a bunch of craft-beer nerds. The  annual Raley Field Brewfest seems  to acknowledge this with the addition of the Rare Beer Tent this year,  BEER which requires its own  ticket. There will also  be a cigar lounge, live music and  food available for sale. $40-$45 for  general admission, $50 for a Rare  Beer Tent ticket; 6 p.m. to 10 p.m.  at Raley Field, 400 Ballpark Drive in  West Sacramento; (916) 371-4487;  www.raleyfield.com/brewfest.

Friday, June 20, through Sunday, June 29 This annual film festival offers some  of the best recent films out of French  cinema, plus shorts, classics and  a few racy late-night movies. This  year’s selection features some of  the biggest French stars, including  FILM Audrey Tautou, Juliette  Binoche and Catherine  Deneuve playing “strong and magnificent women characters of all ages  and situations,” said festival director  Cécile Downs. Various prices and  times, at the Crest Theatre,   1013 K Street; (916) 442-5189;   www.sacramentofrenchfilm  festival.com.

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Juneteenth Ball: An Evening of Elegance Saturday, June 21 Juneteenth commemorates the  day the abolition of slavery was  announced in Texas on June 19,  HISTORY 1865—more than  two years after  the Emancipation Proclamation  went into effect. This soiree takes  place directly after the 13th  annual Juneteenth festival in William  Land Park. Celebrate with food  from the Juneteenth Black Chefs  Collaborative, plus drinks and dancing. $50, 7 p.m. at The California  Museum, 1020 O Street;   www.sacramentojuneteenth.com.

Sacramento Beer Train Saturday, June 21 Has the stationary scenery at the  bar been bumming you out lately?  Put your beer habit in locomotion  with a three-hour ride featuring  eight tastings of brews from Bike  Dog Brewing Company, Hoppy  Brewing Company, New Helvetia  Brewing Company and Rubicon  Brewing Company. Discounted  tickets are available for designated  BEER drivers and—wait  for it—dogs! $10-$65,  6 p.m., Sacramento RiverTrain,  400 N. Harbor Boulevard in West  Sacramento; (800) 866-1690;   www.sacramentorivertrain.com.

WedneSday, June 25 NorCal boasts access to a bounty  of rivers and lakes, which can  make for a hella rad summer— even if we’re running a little low  on H2O this year. Author and paddler Charlie Pike details popular  spots for kayaking  SPORTS and canoeing with  a slideshow and will recommend  spots based on various skill levels.  Free, 7 p.m., REI, 1790 Expo Parkway;  (916) 924-8900; www.rei.com/ event/57006/session/90247.

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FOR SPRING The Waterboy Restaurant and the Clarksburg Wine Company pair two of their favorite offerings, Scallops & Chenin Blanc.

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2011 Chenin Blanc “Our Chenin Blanc is rich and luxuriant with luscious nectarine and white peach flavors. A perfect wine for Spring.” - Andry Gaudy, Winemaker Clarksburg Wine Company

A Spicy Mixture of Music, Food & Fun for the Entire Family!

Saturday June 28 | 11 A.M.- 9 P.M. Yolo County Fairgrounds, 1250 E. Gum Ave. Woodland

Admission: $15 | Kids 15 & under FREE with adult Food/Drinks Extra The Bands:

Carol Manson & Reggie Graham Trio, Crescent Katz, Joey V, KB & the SlingTones, Zydeco on our Mind, Zydeco Flames, BeaufunK with Tower of Power's Michael Jeffries, Solsa & The Element Brass Band.

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Alligator, Lamb, Tri Tip, Shrimp, Catfish, Mac & Cheese, Wings, Jambalaya, Oysters, Frog Legs, 4 Great Gumbos, Turkey Legs, Sausages and More. Fabulous Desserts, Kids Zone with Pony Rides, Steampunk, Mardi Gras Parade, Merchant Market Place

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Spaghetti with Dayboat Scallops, Cauliflower, Brown Butter & Capers “Lemon and brown butter are the perfect compliment to scallops. In this dish, briny capers and chili flake give balance and body. The sweetness of the scallops creates a lovely pairing with the crisp acidity of this Chenin Blanc.” - Rick Mahan, Chef-Owner The Waterboy Restaurant

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Pangaea Bier Cafe 2743 Franklin Boulevard, (916) 454-4942, http://pangaeatwobrews.com Just as European wines are made to be enjoyed with food, rather than sipped alone, the current tsunami of European-style microbrews features drinks by Ann Martin Rolke often best quaffed alongside a well-crafted meal. Pangaea Bier Cafe, which opened in 2008 across the street from Gunther’s Ice Cream Shop in Curtis Park, recently stepped up its food game to satisfy that need. Owner Rob Archie installed a new kitchen and new chef just in time for February’s Sacramento Beer Week celebration. Chef Robb “Rossi” Venditti arrived with plenty of kitchen cred, most recently slinging the rating: pans at Formoli’s Bistro, and before that at HHH 1/2 Mulvaney’s B&L. Since then, he’s ramped up the menu to dinner for one: include an ever-changing rotation of seasonal, $10 - $15 slightly upscale pub food. For weekday happy hour, from 2 p.m. to 6 p.m., diners can get great deals on snacks. We tried four items, each priced between $5 and $7, with plentiful proportions. The menu says Buffalo, but the wings aren’t just slathered in Frank’s hot sauce. They’re H Flawed deeply flavorful fried morsels with a thick glaze of goodness. The mac ’n’ cheese is creamy, HH has moments with a bit of beer in the sauce and a crunchy topping of breadcrumbs. HHH The flatbread, which changes daily, is made appealing in-house and can be customized for children HHHH and other picky eaters. Ours had a slightly spicy authoritative red sauce and cheese. The bread itself was HHHHH crunchy on the edge, but lacked a strong flavor epic of its own. Still, it’s a good size for a starter. The sliders are gorgeous little mouthfuls with Tillamook cheddar and house-made pickles. They leave you wanting more, which is exactly what you get with the main-course cheeseburger. Rated on the Burger Junkies website as a Still hungry? search sn&r’s burger that “lived up to its good looks,” we “dining directory” found Pangaea’s to be one of the best we’ve to find local had in ages. Made from a custom blend of brisrestaurants by name or by type of food. ket and chuck, this is a juicy, toothsome patty sushi, mexican, indian, that holds together, yet bursts with flavor. The italian—discover it locally made brioche bun bears up well, and the all in the “dining” house pickles and cheddar simply gild the lily. section at The shoestring fries are good, but don’t even www.news review.com. touch them until you’ve tried the burger. Other menu items are equally tasty. Mediterranean-spiced lamb meatballs are served as three large portions on a bed of white polenta and the same spicy red sauce that’s on the flatbread. The polenta tasted rich with cheese and butter—a good foil for the acidic sauce. A pork piccata was an unusual offering, but arrived juicy and wisely accompanied by capers, lemon sauce, potatoes and baby artichokes. We also tried the sausage sampler, since all the links are made in-house. Three varieties are freshly grilled and served with mustard, pickled BEFORE

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veg and aioli. It goes well with any number of the rotating beers on tap. At lunch one day, we tried the hot buttered pretzel, which is a behemoth. It was the least favorite of our dishes, with a hint of fake butter in the glaze. The chewy texture is perfect, though, and the mustard alongside is classic. The cheese sauce tends more toward Velveeta than rarebit, which would be even better.

Pangaea Bier Cafe’s cheeseburger is one of the best we’ve had in ages. However, an eggplant-Parmesan sandwich was well-executed with feta, pesto and arugula layered on the roll. The muffaletta is a fair version of that New Orleans tradition, but with a softer focaccia rather than the usual Italian roll. The mustard-laced potato salad alongside, though, is worth the price alone. Venditti plans to start weekend brunches this month. He also promises seasonal additions like peaches with scallops and pork belly, and plenty of drought-tolerant cactus dishes. With Pangaea’s new kitchen and Gunther’s just across the street, there’s now even more reason to visit Franklin Boulevard and never leave. Ω

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The mac(aroon) daddy

When a treat’s package highlights a list of things that it doesn’t have—gluten, nonkosher ingredients, animal products— some sweet-toothed grown-ups may make the “ew” face of a 4-year-old. That’s wiggida wiggida wiggida wack. Because Laughing Giraffe Organics Snakaroons has such a list, and these macaroons are kicking the flavor that makes you wanna jump in the bag for another one. Start with the “safety” of the chocolate-flavored one, and be impressed by the real fly shreds of coconut gathered into a cocoa ball that’s still light enough to make ya bump, hump, wiggle and shake your rump. Work through all six flavors and graduate with the goji maca. And when your friends ask, “Do they rock?” Say, “Believe that.” Get these miggida miggida miggida mac(aroon) daddies in the raw-food aisle at the store or online at www.thelaughing giraffe.com—and sincerest apologies to Kris Kross. Uh-huh, uh-huh.

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Downtown Blackbird Kitchen & Beer Gallery

Where to eat?

Here are a few recent reviews and regional recommendations by Janelle Bitker, Ann Martin Rolke, Garrett McCord, Jonathan Mendick and Shoka updated regularly. Check out www.newsreview.com for more dining advice.

Blackbird is back with chefowner Carina Lampkin again  at the helm. It’s located in its  original space with a similar  aesthetic, though with more  focus on beer and bar food to  better complement the seafood-inspired dinner menu.  A burger served with house  pickles, seven-day housecured bacon, cheddar and  sweet ’n’ chivey “awesome  sauce” make for one of the  city’s best burgers, no question. Chowder fries, however,  are nifty in theory—fries  covered in bay shrimp, bacon  and parsley, then doused  with chowder. It’s a play on  poutine, but a lack of acid and  serious sogginess issues mar  it from being a landmark dish.  Better yet? Fish tacos featuring fried pollock served with  pickled cabbage and chipotle  crema. These and a beer will  remedy any bad day you’re  having. American. 1015 Ninth St.,  (916) 498-9224. Dinner for one:  $10-$30. HHH1/2 G.M.

Mother It’s no secret that

Midtown The Coconut Midtown The food  here travels a path between  standard and inventive.  Cream-cheese wontons, for  example, aren’t the epitome  of culinary Southeast Asian  traditions, but damn it if they  aren’t delightful. Soft cream  cheese and chives in a crispy  wrapper and served with a  sweet chili sauce? Nothing  wrong with that. The chicken  larb—a spicy minced-meat  salad—is fragrant and  intense. Mint, chilies, basil  and iceberg lettuce are  drenched in a spicy lime  dressing punctuated with  a heavy hand of fish sauce.  The Coconut has warnings in  its menu about which dishes  are spicy, but unless you’re  a newborn kitten, trembling  and mewling, you might not  even be aware of the chilies  in your food.  Thai. 2502 J St.,   (916) 447-1855. Dinner for one:  $10-$15. HHH1/2 G.M.

Der Biergarten This spot is a  slightly quirky, low-key place  with only nine food items on  the menu: four appetizerstyle options, four sandwichtype offerings and a sausage  platter, plus about 30 cold  ones on tap. Patrons order  from a building that was  built from a couple of cargo  containers and dine outdoors  on communal benches, traditional German  biergarten  style. The Derfinater Dog is  a gussied-up hot dog, and  despite its seemingly excessive number of toppings,  everything served a tasteful purpose. The mayo and  garlic sauce helped moisten  a somewhat dry roll, and the  bacon added saltiness, which  balanced the sweetness of  cream cheese and barbecue  sauce. The pretzel disappointed by being a bit on the  flaky and brittle side. The  sausage platter was the best  item on the menu: a pork sausage, chicken sausage, and  a veal-and-pork sausage— much more plump, juicy and  flavorful than the frankfurters—served alongside piles  of sauerkraut and German  potato salad.  German.   2332 K St., (916) 346-4572.  Dinner for one: $5-$10.   HHH J.M.

Strings Urban Kitchen This more  upscale version of the Gold  River-based Strings Italian Cafe  chain lands in the Il Fornaio  camp, but with a lower price  point. Recommended options  include the Bruschetta Rustico,  with chunky toasts layered  with seasoned cheese, grape

tomatoes, basil and balsamic  vinegar. With less garlic than  many versions, it’s a delicious  and date-friendly choice. Pizzas  are offered at 7 or 16 inches,  with lots of optional additions.  A small Pomodoro Mozzarella,  with sliced tomatoes and  marinara, was serviceable  with medium-thick crust and  plentiful toppings. A signature  frutti di mare pie with shrimp,  scallops, mussels and seafood  sauce is a more unique take on  the category. There are also  quite a few vegetarian choices,  including Vegetale de las Casa.  Eggplant, peppers, zucchini  and other veg are sautéed in  oil and tossed with Parmesan  and Gorgonzola. For dessert,  try the tiramisu, with sprightly  ladyfinger sponge cake and an  airy mascarpone topped with  cocoa and cinnamon. If you’re  feeling generous, order the caffè  sospeso (“pending coffee”), in  which you pay for a cup for the  next guest. Italian. 1500 Seventh  St., (916) 444-6500. Dinner for  one: $5-$25. HHHH AMR

Thai Basil SN&R readers   consistently vote this place  among the city’s top Thai  restaurants for this paper’s  annual Best of Sacramento  issue. And for good reason. The  restaurant’s tom yum soup may  be one of the best foods served  in the City of Trees. It features  an incredibly savory broth with  layers of flavor. Likewise, the  tom kha gai—a coconut-broth  soup—is a veritable panacea  against Delta winds. Salads  make up a large part of Thai  cuisine and should not be  overlooked. Larb gai consists

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Mother is a vegetarian-vegan  restaurant, but this is not  just a place that replaces  the meat in a meal. Instead,  Mother celebrates an endless  array of fresh vegetables and  grains. The chile verde here  comprises chunky potatoes,  pinto beans and hominy for  a “meaty” texture. Try it  topped with a soft-poached  egg, and stir the yolk into the  zingy chile sauce. Kale has  been done almost to death,

but Mother’s version is a take  on the Waldorf salad that  makes eating your greens  easy. Lots of golden raisins,  celery, walnuts and balls  of apple with a bit of skin  attached join dilled yogurt  and baby kale. Dessert  includes the now-legendary  brown-butter and sea-salt  cookies. Do yourself a favor  and get some. Vegetarian.   1023 K St., (916) 594-9812.  Dinner for one: $10-$15.  HHHH1/2 AMR

of simple shredded chicken  over mixed greens, cucumber  and tomatoes. Fresh mint and  a chili-laden dressing heavy  with fish sauce and vigorous  squeezes of lime juice pull it all  together for an addictive and  satisfying lunch. One of Thai  Basil’s true highlights is its  homemade curry pastes. These  balanced constructions of basil,  lemongrass, shallots, chilies,  kaffir lime leaves and other  ingredients, when roasted, have  been known to drive hungry  Sacramentans into a berserk  craze. Service here is impeccable. Thai Basil has earned its  reputation. Thai. 2431 J St.,   (916) 442-7690. Dinner for one:  $10-$20. HHHH G.M.

Land Park/ Curtis Park Spice Kitchen The menu here has  a few tangential dishes like pad  thai, but it’s mostly focused on  Japanese cuisine, with a side  menu of Chinese-American  favorites. Tasty options include  the vegetable tempura, lightly  fried with slices of Japanese  sweet potato and yams. If you  want ramen, the hot soup dish  these days, try the red tonkotsu  version: It’s served with lots of  nicely chewy noodles, spinach  and the requisite soft-boiled  egg. Spice Kitchen also serves  bento boxes in lunch and dinner  portions for a good price. Here,  diners get soup, rice, salad and  tempura, as well as a meat of  choice. Japanese. 1724 Broadway,   (916) 492-2250. Dinner for one:  $10-$15. HHH AMR

Tidbit Catering & Gelateria Chef  Eric Lee has crafted an eclectic,  bargain-friendly menu. Fried  calamari are lightly seasoned  with a crispy exterior and  served with a marinara-ish  bland sauce. A carrot-andginger soup possesses a slow  burn, and a chicken-lettuce  wrap is sophisticated: a modest  portion of food of moderate size  that’s highlighted with slivers of  cucumber and a shaking of vinegar. The frozen bits, however  are the real winners. Gelato  and sorbet are both available in  astounding off-the-cuff flavors  that mostly draw inspiration  from Asian cuisines. A vanillaand-adzuki-bean gelato tastes  sweet and earthy, with a flavor  reminiscent to Chinese moon  cakes. A nutty soy-based blacksesame-seed gelato is as rustic  and charming as your favorite  Instagram filter. American.   1907 Capitol Ave., (916) 442-7369.

South Sac Bodhi Bowl This Vietnamese  eatery’s menu is all vegetarian  and mostly vegan, with plenty  of high notes. The Heavenly  Noodle is a can’t-go-wrong  salad comprising snow-white  vermicelli noodles with cooling mint, cucumber slices,  house-roasted peanuts and  jagged pieces of faux beef. The  “beef” actually is slightly sweet,  plenty umami and pleasantly  inoffensive, as far as fake meat  goes. Nearly everything here  has a faux-meat product or  tofu element. So, sorry diners

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Kansai Ramen & Sushi House This place serves its own take on ramen and sushi, with varying degrees of success. The kakuni ramen, which features three thick slices of braised pork belly in lieu of the house ramen’s thin slices of chashu, boasts a nice, sweet marinade; tender consistency; and copious flavor. Be sure to order noodles al dente, and it’ll make for a good option, even with its run-of-the-mill broth. Or amp it up with the spicy tan tan men, which uses a beefy and seafood-tinted soup base that teems with flavor. The sushi rolls here are Western style—a.k.a. loaded with toppings. Try the Mufasa roll. With crab and avocado on the inside and salmon and sauce outside, it’s particularly tasty, seasoned in sesame oil and baked—a somewhat unusual technique for sushi. Japanese. 2992 65th St., Ste. 288; (916) 455-0288. Dinner for one: $10-$20. HHH J.M.

Yang’s Noodles This is perhaps the only place in town that serves

niu rou jian bing (sliced beef rolls)—a specialty of northern China—and the ones at Yang’s hit the spot. This is basically the Chinese version of a burrito: meat (thinly sliced beef marinated in soy sauce) plus veggies (diced green onion, cucumber and cilantro) wrapped in a large, flat carbohydrate crepe. Elsewhere on the menu, Yang’s eponymous noodles are homemade, alkaline and chewy. Chinese. 5860 Stockton Blvd., (916) 392-9988. Dinner for one: $10-$15. HHHH J.M.

Arden/ Carmichael Field House American Sports Pub Launched by the same team that raised Shady Lady Saloon, this spot brings a bit more culinary hope to an often forgotten part of Sacramento. The whiskey burger is a mighty sammich of perfection with smoked Gouda cheese and bacon that serve as excellent counterpoints to the achingly sweet maple-bourbon glazed red onions. Fries-slashchips arrived pencil-thin and fiercely crispy. If you visit for brunch, don’t miss the signature bloody mary: a 32-ounce bloody mary that doesn’t skimp on the horseradish. It’s served with skewers of beet-pickled egg, sausage and bacon, tiger prawn, pickled veggies, and the most amazing slider. American. 1310 Fulton Ave., (916) 487-1045. Dinner for one: $15-$25. HHHH G.M.

The Kitchen Diners here don’t receive a menu: They receive

a program, divided into seven acts, and, yes, there’s an intermission. Guests all eat together, like a reservations-only giant dinner party, dining on seasonal dishes such as chilled, minty pea soup, served with creamy pea pudding, cured scallops and Sterling Caviar. The offerings, which include the likes of lamb, steak and pasta, change monthly, but the highlights are the chefs’ tasters—small bites scattered throughout the dining area. A recent visit included oyster, faux lasagna bites, citrusy duck, and “kettle corn” cones of puffed wild rice, amaranth and corn with black-truffle caramel, which tasted sweet, salty and positively deadly. American. 2225 Hurley Way, Ste. 101; (916) 568-7171. Dinner for one: $100-$300. HHHH J.B.

Fair Oaks Yui Marlu Yui Marlu serves up California rolls, plus other American-style makizushi, but its mastery lies in Japanesestyle sushi and an assortment of other traditional fare. Here, the omakase was the pièce de résistance—one of those dishes that everyone stares at when it comes out of the kitchen. It looks like a flashy Daliesque painting, with raw fish piled into small flower patterns atop scallop shells and a bed of microgreens, dollops of sauce, piles of ginger, slender slices of fried plantains sticking out upwards of 6 inches from the

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with soy allergies—it can’t even be escaped in the papaya salad. Not an issue? Soldier on with the Hot & Sour soup, a not-too spicy sunset-orange broth that teems with a tomatoey and citrus flavor, chunks of pineapple, semicircles of trumpet mushrooms, cubes of fried tofu and slices of faux crab. Or, try the stir-fried Eight Fold Path. It features al dente celery, red bell pepper and triangles of the most savory, salty, dense tofu perhaps ever. Vietnamese. 6511 Savings Place, Ste. 100; (916) 428-4160. Dinner for one: $10-$15. HHHH S.

plate, and slices of lemon, radish and cucumber. And it tastes as surreal as it looks: The fish is fresh, fleshy and flavorful. The Rainbow roll and the Linda roll are like most American-style rolls served locally, but better. The sushi rice seems just a bit softer and less vinegary, and the fish slices taste fresher. Japanese. 6720 Madison Ave., Ste. 5 in Fair Oaks; (916) 966-5639. Dinner for one: $15-$30. HHHH1/2 J.M.

Tasty Thai It’s hard to find a better lunch deal than the one offered here: Each one includes rice and a salad with an entree—and costs $11 or less. There are 23 options, plus daily specials. (The dinner menu is similar—only bigger). Choose from four categories— wok, rice and noodles, soup, or curry—and add a protein. The Thai basil, served with green beans, onion, bell pepper and basil in a spicy garlic sauce, is cooked in a wok and has a nice smoky flavor with veggies cooked slightly al dente. In the rice and noodles category, the pad Thai and the pad see ew both impress, but the latter has just a bit more of that savoriness that make Asian noodle dishes uber-comforting. Service is friendly, even when it’s busy, and nearly every order is big enough for two meals. Expect leftovers. Thai. 2598 Alta Arden Expy., (916) 977-3534. Dinner for one: $10-$20. HHHH J.M.

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Heads up, foodies and hipster food writers (and move over, Ramen Burger and waffle taco), the Sacramento area is getting its own artisanal, totally blogable waffle-based food: a waffle burger. Yes, a new restaurant called The Waffle Experience (www.thewaffleexperience.com) will carry the burger when it opens in Natomas in a few weeks, according to posts on its Instagram account (www.instagram.com/ thewaffleexperience). The restaurant will be located at 4391 Gateway Park Boulevard, Suite 650, and helmed by chef Michael D. Donoho, according to a listing on www.farmtofork capital.com. The restaurant will also be “a strict organic, local product restaurant”—whatever that means—according to the Farm-to-Fork site. The eatery’s Instagram page shows off some other savory and sweet waffle items, too, and it’ll also serve cups from Sacramento’s Liberty Coffee Roasting Company. Still, no word yet if it’ll serve any “wonuts” (waffle donuts). —Jonathan Mendick

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Out of the Gate Q&A wiTH joCkEy BriTTAny SMiTH Brittany Smith, 23, is a newcomer to the horse racing circuit. Her racing career began in Oregon, but she is now based in Humboldt County and will be riding at the Miller Lite Grandstand during the Fair.

Feel the Noise! SoCCEr ExCiTEMEnT CoMES To CAL Expo Soccer is known for having some of the most passionate fans in sports. California State Fair attendees will have a chance to do their best soccer hooligan when Sacramento Republic FC plays three games during this year’s Fair. Republic FC, Sacramento’s minor league soccer team, is leasing space at Cal Expo for a new soccer pitch and stadium. With $3 million in private funding from Ovations, the 8,000-seat venue will be known as Bonney Field and is being constructed on nearly 5 acres of Cal Expo property.

Smith hopes to add to the growing legion of Republic fans. The official supporters club of team, the Tower Bridge Battalion, is known for waving flags and scarves with the team’s colors — Old Glory Red, Seal and Maple — and doing whatever it takes to uphold Republic’s motto: “Indomitable City. Indomitable Club.”

Team founder Warren Smith welcomes the opportunity to have Fair fans and soccer fans overlap.

As an expansion team, the Republic is a collection of mostly young players with a few veterans mixed in. Their lack of experience and familiarity with each other will undoubtedly lead to what coach Predrag “Preki” Radosavljevic calls “growing pains.” However, he says the chance to build a team from scratch was one of the primary appeals in taking the job.

“I think it’s a great arrangement,” he says. “I think we might bring some people to the Fair who might not

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You originally became interested in racing as a young girl. Tell me about that. BS: Ever since I was little, I would go with my grandmother to the track [in Saratoga, N.Y.]. She had an in, so I got to meet the trainers and take the tour. I remember walking through there and seeing those huge horses and just being amazed. I’d have my face pressed against the fence.

I thought, I just want to do anything that has to do with horses.

What’s going through your mind when you’re racing? BS:Everything happens so fast. You’re not just controlling your horse. You have to know where everybody else is … when to run, when to ease up. You have to be so in tune with your horse.

What other challenges are there? BS: To me, the warmup period is the most exciting, maybe even more than the race. You only have that little time to try to get to know your horse. The horses change from race to race. The competition changes, too. I love the challenge.

Is it still a big deal to be a female jockey or have the men gotten used to it? BS: I think it’s almost an advantage to be a woman. We’re naturally lighter, so I can go to the gym and put on more muscle mass and not worry about it. As for the male jockeys, in the jockey room, I’m just another dude, as far as they’re concerned.

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Harness racers usually own the track at Cal Expo, but they will make room for thoroughbreds, Arabian horses, quarter horses and mules during seven days of racing at the Miller Lite Grandstand.

Don ’ t m iss you r cha nce to be a pa r t of soccer excitement ! Visit w w w. sacrep u blicfc . com to pu rcha se t icket s for ga mes on Th u rsday, J uly 17, Sat u rday, J uly 19, a nd Friday, J uly 27.

The showcase attraction is the California Governor’s Cup race, which returned to the Fair last year after an extended absence.

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Out of the Gate Q&A wiTH joCkEy BriTTAny SMiTH Brittany Smith, 23, is a newcomer to the horse racing circuit. Her racing career began in Oregon, but she is now based in Humboldt County and will be riding at the Miller Lite Grandstand during the Fair.

Feel the Noise! SoCCEr ExCiTEMEnT CoMES To CAL Expo Soccer is known for having some of the most passionate fans in sports. California State Fair attendees will have a chance to do their best soccer hooligan when Sacramento Republic FC plays three games during this year’s Fair. Republic FC, Sacramento’s minor league soccer team, is leasing space at Cal Expo for a new soccer pitch and stadium. With $3 million in private funding from Ovations, the 8,000-seat venue will be known as Bonney Field and is being constructed on nearly 5 acres of Cal Expo property.

Smith hopes to add to the growing legion of Republic fans. The official supporters club of team, the Tower Bridge Battalion, is known for waving flags and scarves with the team’s colors — Old Glory Red, Seal and Maple — and doing whatever it takes to uphold Republic’s motto: “Indomitable City. Indomitable Club.”

Team founder Warren Smith welcomes the opportunity to have Fair fans and soccer fans overlap.

As an expansion team, the Republic is a collection of mostly young players with a few veterans mixed in. Their lack of experience and familiarity with each other will undoubtedly lead to what coach Predrag “Preki” Radosavljevic calls “growing pains.” However, he says the chance to build a team from scratch was one of the primary appeals in taking the job.

“I think it’s a great arrangement,” he says. “I think we might bring some people to the Fair who might not

“Already, the improvement from day one has been huge,” Preki says. “I’ve been pleasantly surprised.”

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You originally became interested in racing as a young girl. Tell me about that. BS: Ever since I was little, I would go with my grandmother to the track [in Saratoga, N.Y.]. She had an in, so I got to meet the trainers and take the tour. I remember walking through there and seeing those huge horses and just being amazed. I’d have my face pressed against the fence.

I thought, I just want to do anything that has to do with horses.

What’s going through your mind when you’re racing? BS:Everything happens so fast. You’re not just controlling your horse. You have to know where everybody else is … when to run, when to ease up. You have to be so in tune with your horse.

What other challenges are there? BS: To me, the warmup period is the most exciting, maybe even more than the race. You only have that little time to try to get to know your horse. The horses change from race to race. The competition changes, too. I love the challenge.

Is it still a big deal to be a female jockey or have the men gotten used to it? BS: I think it’s almost an advantage to be a woman. We’re naturally lighter, so I can go to the gym and put on more muscle mass and not worry about it. As for the male jockeys, in the jockey room, I’m just another dude, as far as they’re concerned.

BEST BET

Best soccer Hooligan

Harness racers usually own the track at Cal Expo, but they will make room for thoroughbreds, Arabian horses, quarter horses and mules during seven days of racing at the Miller Lite Grandstand.

Don ’ t m iss you r cha nce to be a pa r t of soccer excitement ! Visit w w w. sacrep u blicfc . com to pu rcha se t icket s for ga mes on Th u rsday, J uly 17, Sat u rday, J uly 19, a nd Friday, J uly 27.

The showcase attraction is the California Governor’s Cup race, which returned to the Fair last year after an extended absence.

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Live Horse Racing: July 11-13 and July 17-20 California Governor ’s Cup: 5 p.m. Saturday, July 19 Box Seats Package: Includes a grandstand box with six seats, 42 tickets to the Fair, daily racing programs, and general and pre ferred parking. Cost: Season box seats $425 -$525 Tickets: Visit www.CAStateFair.org

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This summer, take the outdoor-grilling party with you—to the park, camping, down by the river, on a GADGET road trip—with this stylish cooking contraption. The Kikkerland Portable BBQ Suitcase ($85) is a foldout charcoal grill encased in a sleek, silver metal “briefcase.” Big enough to cook for two people—or one particularly ravenous eater— it’s a great, travel-friendly option for any adventure in dire need of tofu dogs, veggie burgers and grilled peaches. Sorry, you’ll have to hunt down your own “kiss the cook” apron. www.kikkerland.com/ products/portable-bbq-suitcase. —Rachel Leibrock

american liBrary associaTion’s reaD PosTers Remember those posters in the library that featured celebrities reading that commanded us in all caps to read, too? Well, they were created by the American Library Association and debuted way back in 1985. It turns out that the ALA still makes them, and the likes of GRAPHIC ART Bill Cosby and Keira Knightley have appeared on the posters (which, by the way, can be purchased at www.alastore.ala.org for $10-$18). Basically, the concept is simple: If someone sees a celebrity reading, they’d think books are cool. Last year, librarians Geoff Rohde and Marc Pezell noticed that a lot of these celebrity posters—such as one featuring the Backstreet Boys—were a bit out-of-date. So, the Sacramento Library produced a new set of its own posters featuring photos of various library employees holding famous books. The library’s graphic designer Laura Koivunen took the photos and Photoshopped backgrounds on them that tie in with the topic of the books. Several of them recently debuted at the Central Library (828 I Street). Bonus: If you’re the creative type, the library’s publicinformation coordinator Malcolm Maclachlan says that members of the public can create their own posters at home. Just make sure that you really love reading and graphic design—it’s $199 for a READ Design Studio Starter Pack, (which, to be fair, is designed for classroom and library settings). www.alastore.ala.org/read designstudioinfo. —Jonathan Mendick

When I was 10 years old, my mom died suddenly from a brain aneurysm. She was 34 years old. I didn’t realize it at the time, but I repressed my feelings. After my dog died 20 years later, my emotions about my mom’s passing came up and began to heal. My 84-year-old dad passed away six months ago. He was my best friend, role model, coach and hero. I need to deal with my loss and would appreciate by Joey ga rcia your insight. You can thank your brain for a s kj o ey @ ne wsreview.c om compartmentalizing emotions surrounding your mother’s sudden death until you were old enough to manage the pain. Joey bought tickets for You can thank your sweet soul The Submission at Big for stitching the memory of your Idea Theatre. mother’s death to the death of your four-legged friend, because both connections are love stories. And you can be grateful for your ego’s openness in seeking a deeper reality.

Being spiritually awake means we appreciate the person who has died while growing out of the unhealthy attachment of wanting things to be as they were when that person was alive.

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My divorce is nearly final, but I still love my husband. We fought a lot because I am ambitious and he’s not. Now I see how he took care of things so I could pursue my dreams. He begged me not to end our marriage. I didn’t listen. What should I do? Understand that every characteristic has a shadow. The persistence you employed to meet your goals is also the stubbornness that you directed toward your husband. Now channel that intensity into an honest conversation with him about how mistaken you were. Practice patience while he decides what he really wants. Ω

Meditation of the Week “Nothing is so common as the desire  to be remarkable,” wrote William  Shakespeare. Is your striving an  attempt to soothe your ego? Or have  you learned to flow according to your  soul’s true nature?

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From a spiritual perspective, the root of grief is attachment. It’s natural to express emotions—sadness, anger, fear—when a loved one dies. As we journey through our emotions, we must also try to stay conscious. Being spiritually awake means we appreciate the person who has died while growing out of the unhealthy attachment of wanting things to be as they were when that person was alive. The death of someone with whom we have shared an emotionally intimate connection, like a parent, partner or dear friend, is particularly painful. After we muster the courage necessary to shake off the heaviest layers of grief, the real work of transformation begins. This work is so difficult that few people ever enter into it, and fewer still complete it. It is not necessary to undertake this transformational work, but choosing to avoid it stunts a person’s spiritual growth. The work is this: Integrate the role the deceased person embodied in your life. In your case, it means you must become your own best

friend, role model, coach and hero. Synthesize the qualities that you sought from interactions with your father, and exercise those attributes within yourself until you can fully own each one. Do not announce to anyone that you have this task underway. It is your work. If you need assistance, engage a spiritual director (www.sdiworld.org). Or simply learn to meditate and to pray. For those who choose not to engage in transformation, there are other paths. These routes are psychological methods of avoiding spiritual maturity. Choosing such a path is not bad or wrong, but rather a distraction, usually chosen unconsciously. Here are a few examples: A man whose mother dies dates women with deep maternal instincts, and he unconsciously and repeatedly creates scenarios in which his dating partner must mother him. He, in turn, resents her for it. Or a woman whose mother dies attempts friendships with a series of older women by becoming their supplicant, running errands and doing their work, and when she is treated poorly, she is unable to end the relationship. Or she does and begins another similar relationship soon after. You don’t have to tread that cycle. Choose to deal with your loss spiritually. Grieve the emotions, then consciously transform into the next evolution of you.

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A party and a parade The Last Sunday in June Closet Door Theatre Company, dedicated to works by and for the LGBT community, kicks off its second season with The Last Sunday in June, by Kel Munger playwright Jonathan Tolins’ deconstruction of the “gay scene.” Couple Tom (Rick Schlussel) and Michael (Corey Morris) have an apartment overlooking the route for New York’s gay pride parade. Ignoring his partner’s wishes, Tom invites a number of friends over to watch the parade, a gathering that moves from witty repartee to serious emotional baggage when one of the friends (Jason Vitaich) announces that, although he’s still gay, he’s marrying a straight woman.

a slice-of-life feel. Zarriello, stage manager Andrea Slay and Kurt Kurtis designed the realistic set and deserve kudos for exceptional sound work, with crowd noises from the parade, a music mix certain to bring back memories, and a juicer that functions as a lie detector. In all, The Last Sunday in June has some outrageously funny lines that are just enough to keep the tears at bay—like real life. Ω

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The Fair Oaks Theater Festival first play of the season “The Brain From Planet X” opens June 20th at the Veterans Memorial Amphitheatre in Fair Oaks Village. The play, presented in partnership with American River College, is about an affectionate and hilarious send-up of bad 50s sci-fi movies. “The Brain” tells the story of an alien invasion circa 1958. Director Bob Irvin as again put together an all star cast. A Brain played by Michael Coleman and its two alien cohorts, Corey Winfield as Zubrick and Christianne Klein as Yoni, arrive on Earth and plan to take over the San Fernando Valley. It’s the first step on the road to their quest to take over the entire planet and to destroy the family unit starting with the Bunson family with Dan Sattel as Fred Bunson, his wife Joyce Bunson played by Analise Langford-Clark and their daughter Donna played

by Emily Simpson. This rousing toe-tapping musical features a dancing, singing brain…what more could you want from a musical. The rest of the cast include Joseph Hart as General Mills, Jacob Tucker as Private Partz. Professor Leder is played by Aaron Bayless and Rod is played by Cody Alexander. Jonathan Blum pulls it all together as the Narrator. “The Brain From Planet X” is from a book written by David Wechter and Bruce Kimmel, with music and lyrics by Bruce Kimmel. The play premiered in Los Angeles to rave reviews. The Los Angeles Times call “The Brain From Planet X”, “Wildly funny... wittily staged, sharply cast and graced with some catchy numbers.” The Beverly Hills Outlook called “The Brain, “Fun theatre! Silly, spoofy, and goofy!”

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He’s just “sick of it,” the whole “gay scene,” with its veneration of youth, physical beauty, and sexual gratification over emotional involvement. It’s problematic that Tolins focuses on one aspect of the larger LGBT community that, like the straight bar scene, most people move through on their way to adulthood. Nonetheless, The Last Sunday in June takes a hard look at the loneliness experienced by anyone who doesn’t measure up to our culture—and media-fueled standards of attractiveness. High notes for this production include nuanced performances by Dann Mead (Brad) as an unapologetic hedonist; David Borad (Charles) as a middle-aged man who understands all too well the premium placed on youth and beauty; and Daryl Clark (Scott) as a gym bunny who busts the stereotype. But the real gem is Susan (Maureen Gaynor, in a role usually played by Sandra E. Hill), an eyes-wide-open heterosexual woman quick to point out that gay men are not the only ones unsatisfied with the emotional options available to them. Moving in real time with no intermission, director Bill Zarriello gives the show

It’s summer: time for classic period comedies (set in picturesque eras)—some performed outdoors, some inside. The Chautauqua Playhouse (5325 Engle Road, Suite 110 in Carmichael; www.cplay house.org) hosts the first Shakespeare show of the summer, a one-weekend stand of Twelfth Night, mounted by Quest Theaterworks of Nevada County. Director Trish Adair has picked a World War I-Downton Abbey setting. Performances are daily from Wednesday, June 18, through Saturday, June 21, at 8 p.m.; and also Saturday at 2 p.m. Tickets are $15. The new Davis Shakespeare Festival, with two Actors’ Equity Association actors in prominent roles, begins on Thursday, June 26, and continues weekends through Sunday, August 3. It features several shows dealing with unlikely romances between lovers who tend to feud as often as they woo. The Shakespeare comedy Much Ado About Nothing is located in the California wine country during the 1940s, with swingera music. The small musical She Loves Me (by the creators of Fiddler on the Roof and Cabaret) is set in the 1930s. The professional actors are Matt K. Miller (featured in many Sacramento Theatre Company shows) and Matt Edwards (two Broadway shows and numerous Off Broadway productions). The venue is the Veterans Memorial Theatre, 203 E. 14th Street in Davis. Ticket prices vary. Visit www.shakespearedavis.org, or call (530) 802-0998 for more information. And the Sacramento Shakespeare Festival (www.sacramentoshakespeare.net) presents Much Ado About Nothing (with another Downton Abbey setting) starting on Saturday, July 5, joined by The Three Musketeers on July 11. The outdoor venue is the William A. Carroll Amphitheatre (3901 Land Park Drive, next to Fairytale Town) in Sacramento’s William Land Park. Shows run on the weekends through August 3. —Jeff Hudson

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Playwright R.C. Sherriff’s war drama mostly leaves the fighting and dying offstage, but out of sight does not mean out of mind. Written and first performed 10 years after the end of “the war to end all wars,” this drama— well-acted and tightly paced in this California Stage production—is as gripping and pertinent now as then. F, Sa 8pm; Su 2pm. Through 7/6. $15-$20. California Stage at the R25 Arts Center, 2509 R St.; (916) 451-5822; www.calstage.org. J.C.

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B Street Theatre’s regional premiere of Christopher Durang’s Tony Award-winning satire is based on—and pokes fun at—the works of Chekhov. While there are laughs aplenty, the production does veer from satire to farce. It’s directed by Buck Busfield, and stars B Street company members Greg Alexander, Jamie Jones, Stephanie McVay and Jason Kuykendall.

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Runaway Stage Productions does an excellent interpretation of Mel Brooks’ broad farce, in which a mismatched pair (Brent Null and Tyson Wheeler) discover that they can steal a lot of money if they produce a flop, with scene-stealing supporting performances by Matthew Rives as a Nazi playwright and Darryl Stroh-De Herrera as a flamboyant director. While it’s not for the easily offended, it’s chock-full of wink-wink, nudge-nudge humor. F, Sa 8pm; Su 2pm. Through 6/22. $20. Runaway Stage Productions at the 24th Street Theatre, 2791 24th St.; (916) 207-1226; www.runawaystage.com. K.M.

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The Submission by Jeff Talbott tackles a number of fascinating issues, including race, gender and sexual-orientation stereotyping and discrimination; who gets to claim a valid victims’ “voice,” and who gets to play the most-oppressed-group card. Under the direction of Jouni Kirjola, this Big Idea Theatre cast adds depth to the story of two passionate people who believe strongly in each of their personal stories. Th, F, Sa 8pm. Through 7/5. $10-$20. Big Idea Theatre, 1616 Del Paso Blvd.; (916) 960-3036; www.bigideatheatre.com. P.R.

GRAND FIDDLER’S RALLY Saturday, June 21, 8pm Over 150 musicians, singers and dancers will take the stage for Alasdair Fraser’s fiddler rally. THE FAB FOUR: THE ULTIMATE TRIBUTE Friday, June 27, 8pm “The best Beatles show in the world” LA Times A JOHN WILLIAMS SPECTACULAR Saturday, June 28, 8pm The MIM Orchestra and Chorus present an evening of Hollywood’s best soundtracks. HAPPY BIRTHDAY USA Thursday, July 3, 8pm Celebrate the good ol’ U.S. of A. with music, picnics on the lawn, fly-over, color guard and more!

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Empty, frustrating, tiresome The Rover From the title card that reads “Ten years after the collapse” to the opening images of stark wastelands and Guy Pearce’s weathered face, by Daniel Barnes David Michôd’s The Rover wants you to know that it is really, really dark. The film practically rolls around in a pile of its own self-important bleakness. It would like to be a cerebral, “slow cinema” take on apocalyptic Aussie films like The Road Warrior and Wake in Fright, but The Rover isn’t cerebral, just slow. It has more in common with the vacuous misery of last year’s Out of the Furnace, and feels like the work of a talented and ambitious filmmaker with nothing to say.

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The Australian native Michôd broke through in 2010 with the excellent crime drama Animal Kingdom, which featured Pearce in a supporting role. Kingdom painted a deeply disturbing portrait of a ruthless criminal family turning against each other, and it succeeded because even the vilest characters held a queasy fascination. Their corrosive relationships mattered, and the suffering that surrounded them was tragic, but the characters in Rover are quite dull, and suffering is just a pose. Michôd still shows a talent for dreamily unsettling images, shocking cuts, efficient storytelling, and incoherent soundtrack selections, and the first third of Rover has a morose sort of electricity. Pearce is an unnamed man in the post-apocalyptic Outback, a craggy and dead-eyed loner who doesn’t even bother to brush the bugs off his face. When he stops for a drink, a car full of criminals crashes outside, and they quickly escape with Pearce’s midsize sedan. Awoken from his stupor, Pearce chases after them, eventually leaving a trail of bodies in the wake of his relentless, Terminator-like pursuit. But when that chase starts to stall, so does the film, and after a tense opening act, Rover becomes enamored with its own navel. Pearce’s character is able to capture the brother of one of the criminals, a wounded and slow-witted Southerner named Rey who is played by Robert

Pattinson. Rey was left for dead back at the crime scene, and he’s just as eager to reunite with his brother as Pearce is to reclaim his stolen car, so he agrees to lead this gun-toting nihilist back to their lair. It would be easy and obvious to dump the faults of Rover on to Twilight punch line Pattinson, but Rover does completely crash once he appears, and his performance is very bad, so maybe there’s something to it. Pattinson was callow, wispy and overwhelmed in David Cronenberg’s Cosmopolis, and he’s callow, wispy and overwhelmed here. Few actors could survive something as drippy and perverse as the Twilight films, so that’s hardly a fair measure, but it’s another thing to flail under great directors. Most unfortunate then that Michôd’s screenplay requires Pattinson to perform a number of tasks for which he is hilariously unequipped—affect a Southern accent, play a “mentally challenged” man, carry long dialogue scenes and be “intense,” without the whole thing adding up to an open-mic impression of Karl Childers from Sling Blade. Pattinson’s oversized bag of actor’s tics would never fit into the overhead compartment of a commercial airplane, but he smuggles every single shuffle, sneer and slouch onto the screen. Once it becomes apparent that the story hinges on a burgeoning relationship between Pearce’s mysterious-man-pushed-toofar and Pattinson’s guileless youth, the drama becomes as barren and hopeless as the crucifixstrewn Outback. Michôd gives very little context for the “collapse” or backstories for his desperate characters, but those enigmatic aspirations fail to dissuade him from indulging in sledgehammerobvious social commentary. The film falls into a dreary rhythm, and as the characters reveal their inner lives, they come to feel less mythic and more underdeveloped.

It feels like the work of a talented and ambitious filmmaker with nothing to say. While empty, frustrating, and tiresome, Michôd’s movie also brings to mind director Steve McQueen’s second film Shame, which was a similarly bleak and stylized cinematic statement from a talented filmmaker with nothing on his mind but being important. McQueen followed up Shame with his for-the-ages Oscar winner 12 Years a Slave, so even if The Rover is a total dog, there is certainly hope for Michôd yet. Ω

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In 1755 Pennsylvania, two white girls are taken captive by Indians. This faithbased historical drama is—there’s no gentle way to say it—embarrassingly bad. It’s like a small-town amateur pageant staged by weekend French and Indian War re-enactors, with special guest appearances by local merchants masquerading as Benjamin Franklin and George Washington. Sluggish pacing (by directors Ray Bengston and George D. Escobar) fails to enliven the lurching, episodic story, and a cast of unsteady unknowns can do little with the terrible dialogue, heavy with exposition (“As you well know …”) and stupid anachronisms (“OK!” “No way!”). Written by Escobar and James Richards, from Tracy Leininger Craven’s novel (supposedly based on the true story of one of her ancestors). The meager budget is painfully obvious. J.L.

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The Fault in Our Stars

Romance blossoms between two teenage cancer patients (Shailene Woodley, Ansel Elgort). Directed by Josh Boone and adapted by Scott Neustadter and Michael H. Weber from John Green’s wildly successful novel (124 weeks and counting on The New York Times Best Sellers list), the movie is Love Story for the 21st century—though that’s a bit unfair: Love Story—book and movie—was lousy. This one, book and movie, is artfully constructed— a dash of Holden Caulfield without the acid, enough character for good actors to sink their teeth into, yet generic enough to appeal to a maximum teen audience. It’s essentially a two-character show: Elgort is handsome and appealing, while Woodley continues her steady progress to stardom. Laura Dern, Sam Trammell, Nat Wolff and Willem Dafoe pop in occasionally with sturdy support. J.L.

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The story of Vivian Maier is the stuff of juicy fiction—a peripatetic career nanny from 1956 until the mid-1990s, Maier was also secretly a masterful street photographer, a mordantly witty chronicler of humanity’s fringes. Maier left most of the hundreds of thousands of pictures she shot unexposed, and so her photographic brilliance went unknown until an auction junkie named John Maloof purchased her estate and exposed the frames. Maloof also co-directed this documentary, and while Finding Vivian Maier is of interest as an attempt to unite the strands of Maier’s deeply private life, there is also a queasy sense of ownership in Maloof’s aim to canonize and define a woman based on some starry-eyed assumptions. It’s a slick effort, but removed of any mercenary ambitions, Finding Vivian Maier offers little more than you would get from a Tumblr profile and a Wikipedia page. D.B.

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The Viking teenager Hiccup (voice by Jay Baruchel) returns with his dragon pal Toothless, this time forced to deal with a wicked warlord (Djimon Hounsou) who is recruiting an army of dragons to feed his lust for conquest and destruction. The first movie back in 2010 was a delightful surprise; this sequel, not so much. With around 100 minutes of movie strung out over 25 minutes worth of plot, writer-director Dean DeBlois resorts to cribbing elements from other movies—the Harry Potter series, the Star Wars saga, Pirates of the Caribbean, Japanese monster movies and so on. The first movie satisfied itself with cribbing the Aesop fable about Androcles and the lion, and it was more fun that way. DeBlois also

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Sneaked into the March release slate without anything resembling expectations, Phil Lord and Christopher Miller’s TV adaptation and sortof spoof 21 Jump Street became a surprise 2012 hit. Although I enjoyed parts of that film, especially the ways that it explored genre role-play and undermined conventions of teenage identity, I also felt that the execution was clumsy and inconsistent. What an unexpected joy, then, that this seemingly pointless follow-up burrows even further into the rabbit hole of meta-drenched selfreflexivity, and emerges from the other end as the best pure comedy of the year so far. After the unexpected success of the Jump Street relaunch, buddy cops Schmidt and Jenko (Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum, an initially awkward pairing that has become a well-oiled comic machine) are recruited to do “the exact same thing,” and from there, the film becomes an anarchic, ZuckerAbrahams-Zucker-esque auto-critique of unnecessary sequels. D.B.

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A British construction foreman (Tom Hardy) drives from Birmingham to London late one night, spending the entire drive on his hands-free cellphone trying to explain to his co-workers why he won’t be there for an important job the next day, to his wife and teenage sons why he won’t be home for dinner that night, and to a needy, neurotic woman in London that he’s on his way. An hour-and-ahalf in a car with a guy on the phone—it sounds like a crackbrained stunt, but writer-director Steven Knight pulls it off brilliantly, thanks to his own riveting script, the wonderful solo performance by Hardy, and those of the unseen voices on the phone: Ruth Wilson, Ben Daniels, Andrew Scott, Olivia Colman. Haris Zambarloukos’ cinematography, despite the confined quarters on one “set,” is almost abstractly beautiful. J.L.

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Disney’s 1959 Sleeping Beauty gets a do-over, this time from the viewpoint of the wicked fairy (Angelina Jolie). It turns out she’s the jilted girlfriend of King Stefan (Sharlto Copley), so it becomes the story of the revenge of a woman scorned. Writer Linda Woolverton’s feminist rewrite makes a hash of the animated original, and it doesn’t even make sense on its own terms. These revisionist fairy tales all tend to make the same mistake: The villain’s very wickedness is the reason he or she is so interesting. Making them wronged or misunderstood can only diminish their dramatic power. (Meanwhile, the movie makes King Stefan wicked without making him interesting.) Robert Stromberg, a visual-effects technician here promoted to director, is an example of the Peter Principle in action. Nice effects, though. J.L.

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Million Dollar Arm

One of the businessmen in Craig Gillespie’s Million Dollar Arm refers to India as “the last untapped market.” It is intended to be a dig at global capitalists who worship money and treat humans like assets, but it’s more evocative of the mercenarymissionary strategy at the heart of this dogeared Disney sports film. Jon Hamm plays struggling sports agent J.B. Bernstein, and although this emotionally withdrawn huckster is right in his Don Draper wheelhouse, the film’s dewy-eyed sentiment is a bad look

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Almost every “costume drama” deals with the inequities of privilege, with the focus usually falling on class and gender divides. Amma Asante’s Belle adds racial inequality into the mix, and the wrinkle is almost compelling enough to forgive the superficial treatment it receives. Newcomer Gugu Mbatha-Raw is all big, pleading eyes as Belle, a biracial orphan left with wealthy white relatives and forced to live under a set of dehumanizing guidelines. This is where Belle should burrow into the intersecting and often contradictory concepts of power and privilege, but the film is content to skim the surface. Draco Malfoy himself (Tom Felton) is cast in the role of an invective-spewing rich bigot, just to prove that racism is bad. The courtroom drama subplot, which invokes a real-life case instrumental in dismantling the British slave industry, feels tacked on for the sake of a quasi-inspirational finish. D.B.

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on Hamm. J.B. launches the “Million Dollar Arm” talent competition throughout India, hoping to convert hard-throwing cricket players into pitchers. Once the film flies to Mumbai, we are treated to a half-hour of racial stereotypes, before returning to America for another hour of fish-out-of-water stereotypes. At one point, J.B. calls India “a study in extremes,” but Million Dollar Arm is a study in squishy middles. D.B.

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A middle-class couple (Seth Rogen, Rose Byrne) try to stay cool when a party-hearty fraternity (led by Zac Efron) moves in next door, but hard feelings sprout and escalate into an all-out war. This one goes straight onto the guilty-pleasures list. The script by first-timers Andrew J. Cohen and Brendan O’Brien is short on logic, with important scenes apparently never written, never filmed or left on the cutting-room floor. Director Nicholas Stoller keeps the joke parade rolling but can’t iron out the script’s wrinkles. Rogen’s comic-schlub shtick is well-deployed, and Byrne shows a nice flair for comedy, while Efron’s earnest performance feels piped in from a different movie. Still, enough of the jokes land to make the movie pretty funny, even with enough misfires to put the “guilt” in guilty pleasure. J.L.

As damaged private-school teachers who connect over a war between art and literature, Clive Owen and Juliette Binoche possess real chemistry in Fred Schepisi’s Words and Pictures. After a string of playing dewy-eyed duds and stone-faced actioners, Owen gets a chance to indulge in the sort of fiercely intelligent roguishness that forged his fame, and while Binoche successfully sells her character’s brittle selfdenial, she can also power a small town with the beams that emanate from her smiling face. Unfortunately, the dialectic about the relative “honesty” of words vs. pictures is never as smart or inspiring as Schepisi and screenwriter Gerald Di Pego would like us to think, and the terrain gets more and more sludgy as the film’s heart starts to warm. Words and Pictures piddles along comfortably enough, but also shows an unfortunate fondness for shallow conclusions and unearned reconciliations. D.B.

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Not that kind of country The Foxtails prove that songs about   girls and drinking fit almost any genre People are generally surprised when local singer-songwriter Erik Hanson tells them his band the Foxtails play country. Hanson isn’t exactly sporting by Aaron Carnes a 10-gallon hat or wearing a rhinestone belt buckle. He looks more like he’d be in a slacker indie-rock band such as the Shins or Modest Mouse. Then, of course, Hanson feels compelled to explain what kind of country the Foxtails play.

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says. “It’s a slower song, and it’s quieter, but I think there’s still that fire and intensity.” In addition to new songs, the Foxtails also play some old Cassidys tunes, ones that tend to center on girls and drinking. That band started off with a bit of a tongue-in-cheek approach, but soon, its members realized the songs were actually pretty good and started to take the music more seriously. And, despite the seemingly country clichés heard in those songs, Hanson says that, at the time, drinking and girls were an honest expression of his life. Now, although he no longer drinks, Hanson says he feels comfortable playing those old tunes because they’re rooted in honest, painful emotions—a place he continues to write from. “Whenever you’re going through the hardest point in your life, that’s when you write your best shit. That’s true. It happens to me. Whenever I hit some wall, some obstacle that seems like I can’t overcome, I’ll just write this really cool song. They make for good country songs,” Hanson says. What matters most, he adds, is that the band feels what they are playing, even if it was written years earlier. They strive to bring that sense of earnestness to shows. “It’s never half-assed. I give it 100 percent every time. If anything, the audience is going to get an honest song out of the Foxtails from personal experience,” says Hanson. The one thing the Foxtails don’t put a ton of effort into is all the usual band-promotion activities. Yes, they get together and make music, but they don’t worry about sending out press packs or getting airplay.

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“None of us listen to new country. We like Gram Parsons. We like Hank Williams. We like Buck Owens and Johnny Cash—that kind of country,” Hanson says. As much as the members are directly influenced by the older country greats—and they do boast a mean pedal-steel guitar—their rootsy, twangy sound actually comes off a bit dreamy and melancholy. Furthermore, the band members all profess an interest in ’80s and ’90s shoegaze bands such as My Bloody Valentine and Swervedriver, and Hanson sings like a gentle Elliott Smith. Joe Carlson, the band’s pedal-steel player and guitarist, explains it this way: “We’re not historical recreationalists. I really enjoy that, but I think we’re bringing contemporary stuff to the table, too.” The Foxtails formed four years ago out of the remnants of Hanson’s old band, the Cassidys. Carlson also played steel guitar and guitar in that band, and current Foxtails drummer Tom Proulx was its bassist. Now, to round out the current band, the Foxtails added Joe Gray on bass. The Foxtails play a melancholy, dreamy country that’s similar to the Cassidys’ sound— it’s just how Hanson writes—but now Gray joins Hanson on the vocals. The result is thicker vocals and a band that rocks just a little harder. “I don’t feel like we’re totally low-key. I feel like when we’re into it, we’re cooking,” Carlson

“ It’s never half-assed. I give it 100 percent every time.” Erik Hanson The Foxtails “Sometimes you go see a band, and there’s a sense of desperation. They’re working so hard at it. It’s almost exhausting,” Carlson says. “Man, music’s not supposed to be like that. It’s like, I’m 40 years old. I got two kids. I got a mortgage— what am I doing playing in a bar at 2 a.m.? It’s ’cause I have to [play]. Life without it would not be as good.” Ω

Pad Thai vibes Twenty-first century dues: Sacto emcee Century Got Bars just released a new album, 3, and the 14-song collection is a great, eclectic mix of hip-hop that roller coasters between sweetly tuneful, aggressively beat-tastic and smartly in your face. Recorded with Brian “AlienLogik” Baptista at Logical Alien Productions in Elk Grove, it features appearances from the likes of Mahtie Bush, James Cavern and DLRN, and the tracks here—all replete with Bars’ raw, fire-in-thebelly verbal throwdowns—touch on relationships, racism, classism, Tina Turner (respect) and ambition. That latter topic is key. Bars is, hands down, one of the hardest working musicians in the 916, but unlike some movers and shakers, she’s got killer talent to back up that hustle. Catch her album-release show on Thursday, June 19, at The Press Club (2030 P Street). Doors open at 9 p.m., and the cover is $5. There will also be performances from Element Brass Band, Derek “Dizz” Saastad and Grey Trip Matter. Check out more at www.centurygot bars.com.

Texas—another country, right?—she had never seen the majestic trees before. And being from California, we obviously walk through national forests daily. “This feels like a house show with Thai food,” she said, laughing. It did feel like a house show with Thai food. The packed patio at Sophia’s Thai Kitchen in Davis often feels that way, buzzing with camaraderie. And on this evening, college students gearing up to graduate. The mood really could not be beat. Williamson’s opening set of spirited, honest folk was met with enormous warmth. And, outside on the street, a crowd of 30 freeloaders started forming, waiting to hear—but not see—the headliner: Jolie Holland, an artist who seems way too famous and established to play such an intimate bar patio. In other words, Holland and Williamson just played a 500-person room at The Independent in San Francisco. And here I was, able to reach out and touch them if I wanted to be creepy. Holland is on tour for her latest record Wine Dark Sea, a stunning collection of experimental, moody roots music. Her solo career started in 2003 with Catalpa, famously recorded in a living room with zero intention of wide release. Since then, her sound has moved through more folksy, bluesy and jazzy styles, but it’s always been deeply moving. Wine Dark Sea makes new strides in her strange, ethereal anti-folk. In Davis, she wore all black with shiny threading, fishnet stockings and her wild hair swept to one side. She sang at times with rich soul, at times with twang—refusing to smile until the adoring crowd finally won her over. She and her four-piece backing band took frequent breaks to chat quietly and make sound adjustments, with no explanation. Holland wasn’t there to entertain. She was there to be a badass artist. Then her damn tour van almost ruined everything. The alarm sounded and everyone sneered until a bandmate said, “Is someone in our fucking van?!” The drummer jumped over the railing, off the balcony, and ran off into the night. Luckily, it was a false alarm. Holland shook her head and sighed. “Best. Show. Ever.”

Back in Sac: The members of Two Sheds moved south to Los Angeles a while ago, but they still come back to town every so often. The band, comprising Caitlin and Johnny Gutenberger, plans to release a new, as-yet-untitled album later this year, and it’s a lovely collection of atmospheric and jangly indie rock. Pretty sure the band will preview some of those tunes when it performs on Saturday, June 21, at Sophia’s Thai Kitchen (129 E Street in Davis) as part of the Davis Music Festival. (Other performers for the three-day event include John Vanderslice, G. Green and the Bottom Dwellers.) Individual tickets to that particular show, which starts at 9:30 p.m., cost $5, but if you want a deeper commitment to the fest, tickets range from $12-$25. For complete lineup and venue info, visit www.davismusicfest.com. For all things Two Sheds, go to www.ilovetwosheds.com. —Rachel Leibrock

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Various venues, 6:15 p.m., $5-$25

Witch Room, 8 p.m., $5

People don’t need to hop on a plane for Austin,  Texas, to go venue-hopping and watch cool  bands and drink way too much. The Davis  FESTIVAL Music Festival—now in its  fourth year—is set up like  South by Southwest, and it’s a much smaller  affair. This year, it’ll be three-days long with  more than 50 bands. There will be local talent—including Charles Albright (pictured) and  Darlingchemicalia on Friday, and Be Brave  Bold Robot on Saturday—as well as national  acts: indie-rock Americana group Dead Winter  Carpenters, alt-rockers French Cassettes and  funk band Cherry Royale. A $5 cover or DMF  wristband will get you into Friday-night shows  at RockBand University (720 Olive Drive, Suite H  in Davis) and Third Space (946 Olive Drive in  Davis). www.davismusicfest.com.

Shady Lady Saloon, 9 p.m., no cover

Los Angeles band Cobalt Cranes takes equal  influence from feel-good ’60s garage rock  as it does from dissonant, noisy ’80s postpunk. Led by bassist Kate Betuel and guitarist Tim Foley, the duo switches off on, and  sometimes doubles up, on lead vocals—kind  of like early Pixies, though less combative.  The pair is backed by whoever it can get  at any given time. It mixes surreal vocals,  driving beats and lush guitars. It’s breezy  sunny Cali pop with one foot planted firmly  in the realm of out-there psychedelia. The  ROCK single “Head in the Clouds” is an  ethereal post-punk tune that  takes a little time to build, but the payoff is  well worth the investment. 1815 19th Street,  www.cobaltcranes.com.

G Street WunderBar, 5 p.m., $10-$12

Crescent Katz has come a long way since  forming as the house band at the Crescent  Club a few years ago. It was one of the most  popular bands at the 2013 Hot Jazz Jubilee.  The quintet—led by Brandon Au (trombone  and euphonium)—plays well-loved standards,  JAZZ selections from the 1950s San  Francisco jazz revival, and deep  cuts from the ’20s and ’30s. The group will also  throw in occasional originals, like “Carquinez  Straitjacket,” by banjo player Greg Sabin.  The rest of the group consists of tuba player  Priscilla Ornelas, trumpeter Jeff Kreis, and  Patrick Skiffington on a jazzy washboard and  kazoo. It’s fun, good-time sounds by some jazz  cats who know their stuff. 1409 R Street,   www.facebook.com/crescentkatz.

—Aaron Carnes

—Trina L. Drotar

John Vanderslice is like a pocket-size Phil  Spector, melding elegant warmth and adventurousness into analog symphonies and  sprawling concept albums. The prolific Bay  Area artist and producer released nine studio  albums since 2000, balancing quirky, dramatic  and melodic sensibilities. The fastidiously layered arrangements scream “bedroom taper,”  but he’s found a less obsessive approach  that’s grand but equally intimate. His storytelling’s similar to the music: richly detailed,  evocative and earnestly odd. This combination  of grace and humanity is his greatest charm,  informing his stories of outcasts and dreamers. His latest, Dagger Beach, is  INDIE perhaps his most seamlessly pretty  and inventive effort. 228 G Street in Davis,  www.johnvanderslice.com.

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—Chris Parker

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Southern California rapper and producer  Warren G is best known for his single  “Regulate” off the album Regulate…G Funk  Era in ’94. The song reached No. 2 on the  Billboard Hot 100 chart and featured his  childhood friend and fellow rapper, Nate  Dogg, who died in 2011. In his early career,  Warren G formed and founded the group  213, named after the Los Angeles area code  where he grew up, and included both Nate  Dogg and Snoop Dogg. The group fizzled  once Warren G’s friends joined Death Row  HIP-HOP Records, but the rapper  would later move forward  with solo records and dozens of collaborations with artists like Tupac Shakur and   Dr. Dre. 1417 R Street, www.warreng.com.

—Steph Rodriguez

Ace of Spades, 6:30 p.m., $20

Cello rock and string metal have been done.  But polyrhythmic world metal? We’re less sure  about that one. Human Ottoman hails from the  WORLD/METAL funky college town  of Eugene, Ore.,  and draws from metal, world and rock genres  to create something excitingly engrossing.  “Robespierre’s Crowning” is streaming on the  band’s website, and it’s a great introduction  to Human Ottoman’s gripping, avant-garde  sound. The cello soars. The vibraphone—like a  xylophone with a pedal—rounds out melodies.  The drums bring power. Human Ottoman is on  tour with Bustin’ Jieber, a funky, garage-jazz  trio also out of Eugene. They both also play  at Nicholson’s MusiCafe (632 E. Bidwell Street  in Folsom) at 11 a.m. that day. 1400 Alhambra  Boulevard, www.humanottoman.com.

Fremont Park, 11:30 a.m., no cover

It’s been seven years since Ingrid  Michaelson hit the charts with “The Way I  Am,” and weddings and middle-school dances everywhere were infiltrated with the  twee promise of “I’d buy you Rogaine / When  you start losing all your hair / … ’Cause I  love you more than I could ever promise /  And you take me the way I am.” Sounds like  some hypocrisy to me, but I suppose it’s  the melody that counts. Michaelson writes  INDIE POP infectious, sticky-sweet  indie pop to be sure. Her  second hit, “Be OK,” repeats “I just want to  be OK” over and over (and over!), but it’s  almost impossible not to sing along.   1417 R Street, www.ingridmichaelson.com.

The Westwards—comprising five young   musicians from the Sierra Nevada foothills  —create an organic indie-rock sound that  shows off solid musical chops and songwriting.  They’ve got one guitarist hitting big, open  FOLK/INDIE chords (Stefan Sorgea);  bass and backup vocals  (Madi Sipes); texture from electric guitar  and piano (Brian Dockendorf and Nick Cunning-  ham); and straightforward, steady drumbeats  (Mitch Gimenstein). Throw in guitarist Sorgea’s  soulful vocals and varied pacing between  intense and soft moments, and this makes for  a budding band with promise. Catch them for  free at the Hot Lunch Concert Series presented by Jerry Perry (it’ll pair well with Hot Italian  pizza from across the street). 1515 Q Street,  www.facebook.com/thewestwards.

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SELF CENTERED, ABBY NORMAL, A SHOT HESSLER, SKIN OF SAINTS, BAD BOY AT ZENITH, ONCE AN EMPIRE; 8pm EDDY, GYPSY FLIGHT; 7:30pm, $12-$15

ZACH MYERS, JUSTIN MOORE, TRACK FIGHTER, MIKE KING; 7:30pm

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Dragalicious, 9pm, $5

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SLAVES, KYLE LUCAS, CEMETERY SUN, WRINGS, ALTESSA; 6pm, $13

Trivia night, 7:30-9pm Tu, no cover

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TOMMY AND THE HIGH PILOTS, FALLEN RIVIERA; 8pm, $10

MATT SERTICH, 7pm, $7; NETSCAPE NAVIGATORS, ROYAL JELLY; 10pm, $8

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Joe Montoya’s Poetry Unplugged, 8pm, $2

DR HALL & THE BLUES PRACTITIONERS, LARISA BRYSKI, 8:30pm, $5 PROXY MOON, CLAY DOGS; 8pm

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TAINTED LOVE, 10pm, $15-$18

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Goth, darkwave, industrial, electronic deejay dancing, 9pm-3am, call for cover

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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “My

music is best understood by children and animals,” said composer Igor Stravinsky. A similar statement could be made about you Tauruses in the coming weeks: You will be best understood by children and animals—and by all others who have a capacity for dynamic innocence and a buoyant curiosity rooted in emotional intelligence. In fact, those are the types I advise you to surround yourself with. For now, it’s best to avoid sophisticates who overthink everything and know-it-all cynics whose default mode is criticism. Take control of what influences you absorb. You need to be in the presence of those who help activate your vitality and enthusiasm.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20):

“Nikhedonia” is an obscure English word that refers to the pleasure that comes from anticipating success or good fortune. There’s nothing wrong with indulging in this emotion as long as it doesn’t interfere with you actually doing the work that will lead to success or good fortune. But the problem is, nikhedonia makes some people lazy. Having experienced the thrill of imagining their victory, they find it hard to buckle down and slog through the gritty details necessary to manifest their victory. Don’t be like that. Enjoy your nikhedonia, then go and complete the accomplishment that will bring a second, even stronger wave of gratification.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Boston’s

Museum of Fine Arts has a collection of Japanese art that is never on display. It consists of 6,600 wood-block prints created by artists of the ukiyo-e school, also known as “pictures of the floating world.” Some are more than 300 years old. They are tucked away in drawers and hidden from the light, ensuring that their vibrant colors won’t fade. So they are well-preserved but rarely seen by anyone. Is there anything about you that resembles these pictures of the floating world, Cancerian? Do you keep parts of you secret, protecting them from what might happen if you show them to the world? It may be time to revise that policy. (Thanks to Molly Oldfield’s The Secret Museum for the info referred to here.)

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In the next two

weeks, I hope you don’t fall prey to the craze that has been sweeping Japan. More than 40,000 people have bought books that feature the photos of hamuketsu, or hamster bottoms. Even if you do manage to avoid being consumed by that particular madness, I’m afraid you might get caught up in trifles and distractions that are equally irrelevant to your longterm dreams. Here’s what I suggest: To counteract any tendency you might have to neglect what’s truly important, vow to focus intensely on what’s truly important.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Writing at

Fast Company, Himanshu Saxena suggests that businesses create a new position: chief paradox officer, or CPXO. This person would be responsible for making good use of the conflicts and contradictions that normally arise, treating them as opportunities for growth rather than as distractions. From my astrological perspective, you Virgos are currently prime candidates to serve in this capacity. You will continue to have special powers to do this type of work for months to come.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Scorpio

novelist Kurt Vonnegut rebelled against literary traditions. His stories were often hybrids of science fiction and autobiography. Free-form philosophizing blended with satirical moral commentary. He could be cynical yet playful, and he told a lot of jokes. “I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over,” he testified. “Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can’t see from the center.” He’s your role model for the next four weeks, Scorpio. Your challenge will be to wander as far as you can into the frontier without getting hopelessly lost.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):

“Make a name for the dark parts of you,” writes Lisa Marie Basile in her poem “Paz.” I think that’s good advice for you, Sagittarius. The imminent future will be an excellent time to fully acknowledge the shadowy aspects of your nature. More than that, it will be a perfect moment to converse with them, get to know them better, and identify their redeeming features. I suspect you will find that just because they are dark doesn’t mean they are bad or shameful. If you approach them with love and tenderness, they may even reveal their secret genius.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Pet

mice that are kept in cages need to move more than their enclosed space allows, so their owners often provide them with exercise wheels. If the rodents want to exert their natural instinct to run around, they’ve got to do it on this device. But here’s a curious twist: A team of Dutch researchers has discovered that wild mice also enjoy using exercise wheels. The creatures have all the room to roam they need, but when they come upon the wheels in the middle of the forest, they hop on and go for prolonged spins. I suggest you avoid behavior like that, Capricorn. Sometime soon you will find yourself rambling through more spacious places. When that happens, don’t act like you do when your freedom is more limited.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): It’s

transition time. We will soon see how skilled you are at following through. The innovations you have launched in recent weeks need to be fleshed out. The creativity you unleashed must get the full backing of your practical action. You will be asked to make good on the promises you made or even implied. I want to urge you not to get your feelings hurt if some pruning and editing are required. In fact, I suggest you relish the opportunity to translate fuzzy ideals into tidy structures. Practicing the art of ingenious limitation will make everything better.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): It’s always important for you to shield yourself against our culture’s superficial and sexist ideas about sex. It’s always important for you to cultivate your own unique and soulful understandings about sex. But right now this is even more crucial than usual. You are headed into a phase when you will have the potential to clarify and deepen your relationship with eros. In ways you have not previously imagined, you can learn to harness your libido to serve both your spiritual aspirations and your quest for greater intimacy.

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Pruny skin and noseclips Little svelte legs of three 10- to 11-year-olds jut straight up out of the pool’s blue surface and begin to scissor and bend with more force than a guillotine. The kids are part of the Sacramento Synchronized Swim Team, practicing at the Mira Loma High School pool, and head coach Olga Molotilova oversees from the pool’s deck. Born and raised in Moscow, Molotilova was terrified of water as a little girl. So her mother took her to the pool for swimming lessons, and the 6-year-old “loved the appearance” of the synchronized swimming coach and convinced the coach to take her on. Molotilova racked up gold and silver medals at national competitions in Europe, and at 16 she began traveling to perform professionally in Morocco, Taiwan, China, France (at Disneyland Paris, no less) and Malaysia. She eventually found herself in Sacramento and has been coaching the team of 28 girls, ages 6-18, since 2006. And thanks to her living abroad, she speaks four languages, but does still retain a charming Russian accent.

How is the synch swimming here different than in Russia? It’s really, really different. First of all, Russian synchronized swimmers are first in the world, like almost 16 years. They dominate this sport … because there’s a lot of support from government, and there is big selection of the swimmers. It’s a very popular sport, so the synch swimmers, they are famous people there. They work very hard, they have unlimited access to the pool. For example, if I want to come and spend 10 hours practice in the pool, it’s no problem, you can do that. Here, you can’t. The swimming pool is very expensive and to find good pool is very, very hard. And the funding is very, very high price, so that is why it is a very expensive sport here, and why many people cannot afford it and not |

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very popular. ... I’m little bit upset about it, because it’s a beautiful sport for the girls. … But it’s different mentality here. ... In the United States, what I notice is a lot of kids try a little bit of everything: “This month I will do soccer, next month I will do gymnastic, I will do basketball or volleyball”—but if you want to be successful athlete, you have to be able to concentrate on only one sport.

The government funds the program? Yes. For example, there is no monthly dues— [at] some of the pools there are monthly dues, but not so many. If you go to competition, it’s sponsored by government, and when you reach Olympics or national team, you will get paid. So the government pays you salary, because that’s what you do, that’s your job. But here, if you get to the national team, you still have to fundraise and pay something to be on that team and compete.

Do you still swim? Yes. We have an annual show that’s coming up on August 23, [and] we have routine, like mother and daughter, because my daughter, she is swimming. ... She’s 10. So she’s doing synchronized swimming, and she’s member of the national team of USA. And last year we swam together [in our show]. ... I swim sometimes. Not very often, but I do swim.

When you were training, did you always have pruny skin? Yes! I always smelled [of] chlorine. I remember in Moscow, we took an underground subway after practice, and couple of the girls, [our] hair smells like chlorine, and the people were like (sniffs), “What’s that smell?” next to us.

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Are you competitive in other ways? I’m very competitive with my kids. When we go to the competition, I’m feeling like I’m swimming. [When] the girls winning, I’m the happiest person on Earth. ... I can’t say I’m competitive [otherwise]; I don’t do other sports. I go barely to gym, because I think I did my dues (laughs). Twenty-five years of synchronized swimming! I paid my dues!

You practice outdoors year-round. Does it ever feel like torture? Absolutely. When it’s pouring rain ... and I could be wet. Even my underwear— sorry—could be wet. So I feel miserable. And they—in the pool, because the pool is heated—they just don’t care. They’re already wet. ... So, yeah, I feel like it’s torture to myself, not to them.

Do you go back to Russia? Yes. I was there in September. My daughter, she was practicing there with the team there in Moscow [for a month]. …. We’re competing with the best teams in the United States, in Santa Clara, Walnut Creek, the best teams who produce Olympians. It’s very hard to compete with them, because they have like hundred-something people and so many resources. … On the last regional competition, we actually beat them, so we’re going to nationals in Seattle on June 27. Ω

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