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Elevating the dialogue on homelessness T issues associated with the homeless in downtown Chico has been simmering like a pot of Mulligan stew into which a

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bit of everything has been thrown. Our community has heard and seen appreciable words of compassion and respect for the homeless. We’ve also heard and seen words that exude harsh judgment, oversimplification and overgeneralization; for example, some have said homeless people contribute nothing, or they’re all lazy and unmotivated. I’ve had homeless students in my classes who have lived out of their cars or couchby surfed, yet have eagerly sought education. Shannon Rooney They’ve been anything but unmotivated. Oversimplification and overgeneralThe author, a ization offer nothing of value to a converlongtime contributor sation that will go nowhere if it’s not to the CN&R, teaches constructive. People without homes have at Butte College. widely different stories; it’s unfair to make blanket statements about homeless people or relegate them to stigmatizing stereotypes and labels weighted down with negative connotations (such as “transients”). In the same vein, embracing but a single definition of homelessness also presents problems. Definitions can limit our thinking—if we let them. Perhaps the most disturbing phenomenon that has emerged is the “us versus 4 CN&R December 5, 2013

them” mentality, tinged with self-righteousness, heard in public comments as well as appearing in articles and opinion pieces in local media. Dichotomizing our community does not contribute to workable solutions. It’s counterproductive to say, “We need to take our home back”—to whom does that “our” refer? Chico does not belong solely to the “homed” people—Chico’s the home of the homeless, too. Solutions for the present problems must arise from a spirit of compassion and a belief in redemption. Who are we if we have no caring for the less fortunate? Not much. For this debate, we must set a high standard of behavior that’s based on our humanity, and it has to lead to the creation of policies and programs that show respect for all. We need to use reasonable language, raise the level of the dialogue, and embrace an intelligent and responsible narrative. Homelessness in Chico is a complex, multifaceted problem, the resolution of which demands intelligent, civilized discourse. Some of the bits that have been thrown into the Mulligan stew lately have been doing a disservice to the process of thoughtful, results-producing discussion. We need to check our fears and our egos at the door, and promote remedies that reflect fundamental human decency. Ω

bill. If it doesn’t do so, it will have to extend the current one-year extension of the farm bill passed in 2008. Much has changed in agriculture since 2008, and the farm bill currently under consideration reflects many of those changes. It contains resources, for example, that help farmers transition to organic growing, support farmers’ markets and move more fresh produce into schools and hospitals, among other beneficial programs. House and Senate versions of the farm bill are sufficiently similar to make passage possible, were it not for sharp disagreement about one issue—food stamps. House Republicans want to cut $39 billion from the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program over the next 10 years (last summer they tried to kill it altogether), eliminating hunger aid for millions of America’s working poor; the Senate bill would cut $3.9 billion over 10 years. Among those who tried to kill the bill—shortly after he voted to let the United States become a deadbeat nation by defaulting on its debts—is our own Rep. Doug LaMalfa (R-Richvale). But even as he was voting to throw 5 million people off food stamps, LaMalfa was supporting price guarantees for rice in the House farm bill, something that would benefit his ricegrowing family. (Between 1995 and 2012, LaMalfa’s family received $5.1 million in subsidies.) As The Sacramento Bee has pointed out, 15 percent of families in LaMalfa’s District 1 are below poverty level, and 19,600 families, with a median income of $20,873, received food assistance in 2011, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture. In other words, LaMalfa sought to support a safety net for himself and his family, while eliminating one for the poor in his district. That, in a nutshell, is why we still don’t have a new farm bill. Ω

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homeowner who shot and killed an intruder who wanted to steal his crop. That deadly attempted home-invasion robbery occurred in broad daylight last Tuesday, Nov. 26, in Palermo. And the very next day, the day before Thanksgiving, another man was shot in the face at a marijuana grow site in Feather Falls (see Downstroke, page 8). Fall is one of the most dangerous times of the year for those who partake in this black-market enterprise. The growing season has only recently come to an end, and many of the foothills pot profiteers are sitting on their cash crops. There’s a lot of work to do between harvest—trimming and packaging, for example—and the time the traffickers decide to transport their yields to buyers in and out of the state. The two shootings last week are just a couple of the high-profile incidents related to Butte County’s lucrative and sometimes treacherous world of illicit pot-growing. Let’s not forget about the two bodies located in a shallow grave the summer before last at a large marijuana garden in the foothills just north of Magalia. Let’s also not forget about 24-year-old Neal King, a Chico resident whose vehicle was last seen in Oroville last March at the home of a man who reportedly agreed to give him 160 pounds of marijuana in exchange for real estate. King’s body has not been found, though authorities and his family are quite certain he’s dead. Killed for a plant? All of this, of course, is further proof of what the CN&R has been saying for years: that marijuana prohibition serves only to keep intact the profit motive that makes cannabis cultivation such a risky venture. It’s time to legalize it. How many more people have to be maimed or murdered before that happens? Ω

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The thin blue line Three weeks ago, I wrote about the press conference organized by Peter Durfee, president the Chico Police Officers’ Association, who had come to the defense of Todd Boothe, a Chico Police officer accused of posting racist images (and a homophobic slur) on his Facebook page. City Councilman Randall Stone had pointed out Boothe’s page to the media after Boothe had trash-talked Stone on the councilman’s Facebook page. Later that day, Police Chief Kirk Trostle weighed in, toeing the line—the thin blue line separating cops from the public—in an emailed statement. He began it with defensive rhetoric, including how difficult the allegations have been on the department, and ended it with his “statement of purpose.” It reads, in part, “We defend, guard, and protect the traditions of liberty, freedom, of right, and justice.” Trostle said the CPD doesn’t advocate discrimination and noted that it will be adhering to the Police Officers Bill of Rights in an administrative review of Boothe’s conduct. But what about the department’s own policy? CN&R News Editor Tom Gascoyne’s recent update on the matter (see “Facebook flap continues,” Newslines, Nov. 27) outlines a CPD policy that Boothe clearly violated. According to the policy manual, prohibited forms of expression include “[s]peech or expression that, while not made pursuant to an official duty, is significantly linked to, or related to, the Chico Police Department and tends to compromise the mission, function, reputation or professionalism of the Chico Police Department.” Moreover, a privacy policy on social networking makes it clear that anything he posted publicly is fair game for scrutiny. Other than his prepared statement, Trostle has been tight-lipped about the incident, so we don’t know who’s investigating the matter. And that’s important. It definitely shouldn’t be any CPOA leaders. Durfee denied that the images posted on Boothe’s Facebook page were racist. They were “political satire,” he charged. Some of the images were cloaked as political propaganda, but they most certainly were racist, one of them overtly so. Anyone who cannot recognize this has no business investigating Boothe’s conduct. This whole flap is a result of the very contentious negotiations taking place between the CPOA and the city. Stone, who sits on the Police Community Advisory Board, has been the City Council’s most vocal member when it comes to pointing out that the city’s budget deficit is tied to the unsustainable pay and benefits packages that were afforded to public-safety employees when Chico was the land of milk and honey—or at least governed that way. The city can no longer afford them. The CPOA posits that Boothe was only exerting his First Amendment rights. No mention that he violated his department’s policy and that, in doing so, he also demonstrated poor impulse control. He should be reprimanded. The larger question for the investigation is whether Boothe’s poor judgment has carried over into his police work. Unfortunately, based on what the public has seen thus far—an aversion to crossing that thin blue line—I have little confidence in this review.

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Why the compromise? Re “Providing for the needy” (Local heroes 2013)” (Cover feature, by Tom Gascoyne, Nov. 27): It is impossible not to admire a man like Jim Culp. He and his congregation are doing work that most of us only think about doing. Nevertheless, the fact that pastor Culp accepted a deal and agreed to move his outreach program does not validate that deal. There were virtually no problems with the Sunday feeding in the town square, except in the minds of a few zealots, who are intent on socially cleansing the downtown—as much for ideological reasons as anything. If there were no problems, what necessitated any “compromise”? Ninety percent of the citizens of Chico were not the slightest bit interested in forcing the issue. A deal was brokered, even after the Park Commission voted 6-0 to reject the Wayne Cook/Sean Morgan agenda of removal—this was the last vote taken on the issue. Why? Why wasn’t the council empowered to move forward with granting a use permit? It seems like the homeless were removed from the symbolic center of the town because a few powerful people had undue influence on the process. We can all pretend this is a small thing; but it can be a small thing only if the erosion of democracy is a small thing. PATRICK NEWMAN Chico

Regarding the citation Re “Perils of journalism” and “Lassen Solitaire” (Newslines, by Allan Stellar, Nov. 27 and Cover feature, by Allan Stellar, Nov. 7): As far as Allan Stellar’s cover feature goes, I just assumed that he drew from his vast knowledge and wealth of experience in Lassen Park, and that his piece on Mount Harkness was simply a work of fiction meant to inspire. If you’re going to fine him, prove he was there. Tell Allan I know some good attorneys!

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As was true with Abbey, Stellar is going to push our limits. Wendell Berry wrote in defense of Abbey years ago: “We are living even now among punishments and ruins. … For those who think that a few more laws will enable us to go on safely as we are going, [Abbey] will remain—and good for him!—a pain in the neck.” Thanks to Stellar’s recent example, we might see our love for the world in all its disobedience and virtue. JASON WINTON Chico

Allan Stellar’s experiences of knowingly and deliberately illegally entering a closed national park, and his subsequently receiving a citation are illuminating. Stellar complained about bureaucratic red tape as an obstacle to enjoying the park as he desired, which included a hike to a restricted area. By deeming the public access to parks as nonessential while keeping the vast majority of the federal government running (Social Security, the military, border patrol, air-traffic control, veterans’ hospitals, etc.) during the socalled shutdown, the president chose to inconvenience Stellar. Except that Stellar used the lack of park rangers to achieve his goal of going where he wanted without the red tape. But if he’d look at it rationally, he’d be forced to admit that the permit system, the so-called “red tape,” is certainly not due to Doug LaMalfa, nor likely any Republican whatsoever. The rules that Stellar flouted were the product of environmental restrictions designed to prevent overuse of the park—the kind of rules that his hero, Edward Abbey, likely would have supported. Stellar claims to have been inspired by the spirit of Abbey. Maybe so. But he certainly acted with the individual spirit of one wanting less government interference. Much like the Republican Doug LaMalfa. BARRY JOHNSON Chico

Transforming lives Re “Hope for the homeless” (Newslines, by Angie Klein, Nov. 27): The Hope Center’s mission is “community transformation, one life at a time.” The organization accomplishes this by treating everyone that comes through its open doors as the body of Christ. These words are the gospel of

hope propelled by Matthew 25: Serving God by serving others. I unabashedly love the Hope Center and all it stands for. Larry Hayden, veteran to veteran: “You are one brother who’s welcome in my foxhole anytime.” BILL MASH Chico

Effects of the economic binge Re “A climate narrative” (Greenways, by Scott McNall and George Basile, Nov. 27): Authors Scott McNall and George Basile stated that “The reason people don’t act [to reduce the risk of climate change] lies not in the facts, but in the way that the facts are presented.” The writers then gave further explanations that fall short of getting to the heart of the matter. Our society could achieve a sustainable economy and minimize climate change if there wasn’t so much opposition to doing it. Our present capitalistic system is a system that is running without a governor. In order to achieve a sustainable economy and environment, our capitalistic system needs to have an effective governor that establishes and maintains our economy at a sustainable level. The opposition to such a condition is enormous. After all, since the beginning of the Industrial Revolution some 250 years ago, the inhabitants of the industrial nations, primarily the United States and Europe, have been on an economic binge. Now the party is over, but the producers, retailers, our political leaders and the citizens in general in our society fail to understand and accept that governor. Stay tuned and hope for a resolution. PAUL SMITH Chico

Support the city The typical working person in Chico gets a pension called Social Security, and pays 50 percent of it. The city of Chico firefighters get a CalPERS pension and pay 2 percent of it. The typical working person can retire on their Social Security as early as age 62 with an average payment of $20,000 a year. The typical firefighter can retire as early as their early 50s with an average retirement payment $90,000 a year. Chico has enough money to provide basic services, but when public-safety employees receive excessive retirement benefits, other things have to go. Picture little kids wondering why Caper

Acres is locked. Or why we can’t hire more police officers. Or why, after 50 years, you can no longer drive up to Brown’s Hole in Upper Bidwell Park. Our firefighters are high performers and are worth a lot. But not this much, and they seem to know it. To protect their financial interest, they have brought highpowered outside legal counsel into their negotiations with our City Council. The City Council is sticking up for our interests in this conflict, and we need to support them in their effort on behalf of the ordinary people of Chico. MICHAEL JONES Chico

The so-called agreement Re “Meeting Iran halfway” (Editorial, Nov. 27): Your editorial expresses exactly the sort of (purposeful?) naiveté that led the world into World War II. In October 1938, at the infamous Munich meeting, British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain proclaimed “Peace in our time!” after surrendering Czechoslovakia to Hitler. Eleven months later, Hitler marched into Poland and the war began in earnest. Defeatists Obama and John Kerry are making similar “Peace in our time!” claims, regarding the so-called agreement with Iran, with the same inevitable result: war, because it leaves Israel no choice but to attack and destroy Iran, if it isn’t to be destroyed first. No agreement worth the paper it is written on can be achieved with a terrorist state that has violated every previous agreement and repeatedly sworn, and is still swearing, to destroy Israel and kill all Jews, which daily calls Jews pigs and apes. Santayana said, “He who doesn’t learn from history is doomed to repeat it.” Obviously, CN&R editors haven’t learned anything from history. CHAD WOZNIAK Chico

A Chicoan remembered Dec. 5, 2013, marks the 10th anniversary of the death in Iraq of Spc. Arron Clark (U.S. Army) of Chico. It is a time to take a moment to reflect on our troops, veterans and their families. JANE DOLAN Chico

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The Butte Environmental Council (BEC) dropped its appeal of a proposed housing development that would require removing a huge valley oak tree from the corner of Salem and West Eighth streets. In mid-November, BEC filed an appeal of the Architectural Review and Historic Preservation Board’s approval of the project, which will involve a couple of single-story duplexes to serve as Salvation Army transitional housing. On Nov. 28, BEC withdrew its appeal; during the Dec. 3 Chico City Council meeting, Mark Stemen, chairman of BEC’s board of directors, said the appeal was withdrawn because “we do not want to fight tree-by-tree battles with our fellow nonprofits.” As for the doomed valley oak, Stemen said the blame lies not with the Salvation Army but “with the failure to move the Urban Forest Management Plan from draft to implementation.”

TWO SHOOTINGS TIED TO POT

Two recent marijuana-related shootings in the foothills left one man dead and another with a gunshot wound to the face. On Nov. 26, a homeowner in Palermo shot a man during an alleged home invasion, according to a Butte County Sheriff’s Office press release. The motive for the attempted robbery “appears to be marijuana-related,” the release said. The intruder—who has not been identified—died after being transported to a local hospital. On Nov. 28, deputies received a report of a shooting on Long Point Road in Feather Falls and found the victim, who was shot in the face, parked in a car on Lumpkin Road. The victim was taken to a hospital and treated for his injuries. The suspect, since identified as 29-year-old Jonathon Leonard Scott (pictured), escaped arrest by fleeing into the woods and remains at large. Scott’s motive remains a question, though a large illegal marijuana garden was discovered on the Long Point Road property. 8 CN&R December 5, 2013

Under the radar Recent liquor-license requests escape the heat of public scrutiny

Tof liquor sales and liquor licenses, and the city’s perceived heavy-handed control over the his year, the controversial matter

process of acquiring such licenses, have dominated the headlines. The Mangrove Mini Mart by was nearly denied the right to Tom Gascoyne sell beer and wine; the Winchestomg@ ter Goose craft-beer bar barely newsreview.com survived what was later determined to be a clerical or typographical error by someone on city staff; and the owner of an as-yet-unopened bar on Broadway went back and forth with the city, trying to gain what he believed are reasonable (and, in his mind, much-needed) hours of liquor service. “No booze for you!” seemed to be the bottom line issued by both the Chico Police Department and city officials to those looking to offer spirits to their patrons. But in the last few weeks, one downtown eatery has received a license to sell beer and wine and another is close to achieving the same. The city’s policy on alcohol sales is a bit in flux. On one hand, there is pressure to reign in the drunken behavior that sometimes stains the town’s reputation, and on the other, there is the call for nongovernmental intervention and freemarket rights. Brendan Vieg, a Chico city planner, said the city is taking a look at existing alcohol-sales policy. “I don’t think we’ve had significant changes in policy,” he said. “We are making some changes to the [municipal] code.” Vieg called the Mangrove Mini Mart situa-

tion—an initial denial followed by approval—a “hiccup” in the process. John Cheun and Mintae Kim own

Enjoy Teriyaki, on the corner of West Fifth Street and Broadway in downtown Chico. For many years, that building was occupied by a Taco Bell restaurant and, more recently, Adanberto’s Mexican Food. Enjoy Teriyaki opened there in February. In August, Kim and Cheun applied for a liquor license. On Aug. 17, the state Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control posted a sign in the window alerting the public to that request. The sign said the public had 30 days to protest the issuing of the license. No one did, but it seems that somewhere along the line the application got lost in the shuffle, either by the police department, which is asked for its recommendations on such applications, or by the ABC. Cheun made an inquiry with the CPD as to the application’s status, and soon afterward it was approved by the ABC. He and Kim now offer Sapporo and Coors Light beer, and Korean sake with the venue’s teriyaki plates and orders of tempura. Cheun, who was born in South Korea and had lived in Yuba City for 20 years before moving to Chico and opening the restaurant, was a bit cautious when asked about the delay on the license. “I don’t know,” he said. “It took a

couple months. It took a long time. But now everything is fine. It is working. I’m happy to get it.” Cheun is a very friendly fellow and, it would seem, does not want to in any way criticize the way his liquor license was granted. A few blocks to the northeast of Enjoy Teriyaki there is an ABC alcohollicense-request sign taped to the window of Kona’s Sandwiches. This one alerts the public about a request to transfer an existing liquor license to Kona’s. The license formerly belonged to Lisa and Tyler Cooke, owners of the now-defunct Jimmy Jack’s Rib Shack, which was located on the corner of Third and Main streets before closing earlier this year. The license was purchased by Will Brady, owner of The Banshee bar and restaurant on Second Street and the above-mentioned yet-to-be-opened bar—B Street Oyster Co.—on Broadway, next to Collier Hardware. Brady and Kona’s owner, Chris Yarbrough, are partners in a business called Red Lantern Inc. Yarbrough, who’s owned Kona’s since 2007, said he is relying on Brady’s experience in the liquor-license arena to help gain a liquor license for his restaurant. “With the way things are this year, we just want to make sure that we’re up to par with what the regulations are,” Yarbrough said. “We’re just trying to make sure that everybody’s on the same page so that we can all cooperate and get

along easily in the environment.” He said he’d just gotten back from meeting with the ABC in Redding and that the licensing process was a “very thorough process.” “And that’s good, because they make sure the parties going into such an investment are responsible,” he said. “There are monitoring efforts from point A to point Z—and there’d be more, if there were letters beyond that.” Yarbrough said beer is what will be on tap once the license is granted, adding that he had just left a message with Chico Police Lt. George Laver to meet and discuss the situation. “I want to see if there is anything I’m expected to do that I am not aware of,” Yarbrough said. “We’ve been doing all the research and [have been] very involved with the [public] meetings this year, so we just want to make sure we are on the same page.” Laver, who is the police contact

person for businesses with or looking for liquor licenses, said the request initially goes to the ABC, which then asks the police department for its input. “Before we get back to them, we contact the business owner to discuss concerns and options,” he said. “We make sure they are not surprised by the ABC.” Laver said there has been some misunderstanding lately about how the process works and where police policy stands. Laver pointed to the 400-pluspage report filed by Chief Kirk Trostle at the request of the City Council that looked at how other California cities and communities deal with liquor matters; the items cited—such as no drumming or karaoke where alcohol is served—were not recommendations, he said, only examples. “I think one of the big things that came about was that we included in the staff report something about no live entertainment,” Laver said. “We were never against it. We only want it to be appropriate for the setting. If Kona’s has a live rock band playing at 2 in the afternoon and shaking the walls of the businesses on either side of them, that is just not right. “The music-industry folks thought we were trying to outlaw live music completely, and trying to send all the live music to Berkeley or Davis or wherever. That was absolutely the furthest thing from what we’re trying to do. We just need some conditions in place.” Laver said there is also the concern that restaurants with Type 47 liquor licenses—those for which food sales must exceed liquor sales—may try to stay open late at night by relying more on booze sales than food sales. “We’re trying to keep restaurants from morphing into bars at late hours,” he said. “We already have enough of those establishments.” Ω

‘Not the time to cut back’

$11,500—but ongoing measures intended to keep the shelter pest-free have presented additional costs, Montgomery said. Those measures include inspections of guests’ bags and clothing upon entry, the installation of separate outside Torres Community Shelter storage lockers for guests’ belongings needs help after busiest and donations, and a new donation policy that refuses any clothing, blankets, year ever linens or pillows removed from original packaging. The rule has caused the numuring a recent tour of the Torres Commuber of donations to decrease markedly, nity Shelter, Patrick Clark, a service coorand makes providing such essential dinator and case manager, was preparing a items more expensive. can of chicken noodle soup for a guest who But it appears the efforts have had fallen ill. worked—no bed bugs have been report“When I’m sick, staying on the couch, ed since the fumigation, and on three having soup and shutting the world out are occasions, inspections have prevented essential,” Clark explained. “Imagine the Brad Montgomery, executive director guests from reintroducing bed bugs to horror of being homeless and having a fever of Torres Community Shelter, says this the facility. and throwing up without having a bed. When year’s holiday fundraising event is Thus far, the shelter’s guests have more important than ever. you’re feeling so sick and have absolutely no PHOTO BY HOWARD HARDEE been understanding and cooperative place [to go], it’s terrible.” when subjected to searches, but MontWhile flu season is an undoubtedly diffigomery is concerned that may change as cult time to be without a home, this winter is ter housed a record 729 guests, about 300 of the infestation and relocation become more proving to be a challenge for the shelter whom successfully transitioned to more stadistant memories. itself. The busiest year in the shelter’s history ble living situations following their stay. “I do worry, going forward, that someone was capped by a costly bed-bug infestation “That’s really impressive when you think who has never been here before is going to that, several weeks after a successful fumigaabout the wide variety of obstacles our guests be offended by a search being one of the first tion, continues to be a financial burden. All face, some of them self-imposed,” Montthings we do,” he said. “It’s a mistake to lose the while, construction crews are pushing to gomery said. “[Helping] 300 people no sight of the fact that [being searched] can be complete a 4,000-square-foot expansion— longer live on the streets or in their cars is a pretty undignified experience.” which will include a full commercial kitchen, quite an accomplishment. We have a success case-management offices, a cafeteria and story every 29 hours.” As for the upcoming holiday fundspace for activities—by Christmas Day. raiser, Montgomery can do little more than “It’s all added up to be a pretty hectic The shelter’s troubles began in the hope ticket pre-sales are not an indication of year,” said Brad Montgomery, the shelter’s spring, as guests reported being bitten by bed how well-attended the event will be. executive director. bugs; subsequent heat, spray insecticides and “Chico seems to make decisions at the Additionally, ticket sales have been lackconcentrated fumigation treatments failed to last minute, which is nerve-wracking this luster leading up to the shelter’s primary permanently eradicate the blood-sucking time of year,” Montgomery said. “We get fundraising event—the annual Christmas insects. Ultimately, the shelter was covered nervous when we’re a week out and only a Tree Auction & Holiday Festival on Dec. 7. by a tent and underwent a fumigation process handful of tickets have been purchased.” In years past, the benefit has sold upward of in mid-October that relocated guests to the Whether or not the benefit is a success 300 tickets and covered about a month’s First Baptist Church’s Fellowship Hall for will “have an impact on what we might be worth of operation expenses. three days. able to accomplish next year,” he said, alludIt costs about $500,000 to run the shelter Clark Pest Control offered its services on ing to the well-publicized homeless issues each year, but the money is well spent, Monta discount—the fumigation itself still cost that have been at the forefront of public congomery said. In the past fiscal year, the shelsciousness in recent months. “Because of the problems we’re talking about as a community, this is not the time to cut back—we need to have more of an impact on the people currently deciding to stay outside every night.” To donate, send checks payable to the Race relations Torres Community Shelter at 101 Silver Dollar Way, Chico, CA, 95928, or make a donaAccording to a Gallup Poll conducted this summer, a tion online at www.chicoshelter.org. majority of Americans view the relations between

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various racial and/or ethnic groups in the U.S. population as generally positive. The relationship between whites and Asians is viewed so by 87 percent of those asked, while black and Hispanic relations were seen in a positive light by a substantially fewer 60 percent of those surveyed. Gallup notes that the survey was completed days before George Zimmerman, a white/Hispanic man, was found not guilty in the shooting death of black teen Trayvon Martin. The positive views of white-Asian relations are the highest they’ve been since the survey was first conducted in 2001; views of white-black, white-Hispanic and black-Hispanic are the most positive since 2004.

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—HOWARD HARDEE howardh@newsreview.com

Party for the shelter:

The Torres Community Shelter’s annual Christmas Tree Auction & Holiday Festival will be held at the Chico Masonic Family Center (1110 W. East Ave.) on Dec. 7, beginning at 6 p.m. Festivities will include a silent auction, hors d’oeuvres, desserts, a no-host bar and music from the Christine LaPado-Breglia Trio and Sounds of the Valley Chorus. Tickets are $35 and are available at Christian & Johnson, Zucchini & Vine, Made in Chico and the Torres Community Shelter.

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Administrative Services Director Chris Constantin (right), pictured with Accounting Manager Frank Fields in this file photo, indicated that the Finance Department is well ahead of where it was last year in the budget process. FILE PHOTO BY MELISSA DAUGHERTY

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endared a special meeting, a goalsetting workshop, for Jan. 6. In the interim, at the council’s

next meeting on Dec. 17, staff will present the panel with a deficitreduction strategy that focuses on addressing that $15 million deficit through repayment of a little more than $1.5 million annually for the next 10 years. “What that would mean would be the first item that’s funded in our budget will be funding $1.53 million in deficits, and that’ s a pretty huge chunk of resources for us when we’re so tight,” Constantin said. He went on to explain that the alternative to that recommendation—only one component of a budget plan—would be the auditors obligating the city to immediately repay the debt via the general fund. Constantin said that the depleted enterprise funds were previously established as such because a revenue source was there to cover the costs associated with those enterprises (e.g., private development). However, those revenue sources are “dried up,” as he put it. Those funds can remain in a deficit position with a portion of the general fund dedicated to repayment. The problem is that the city hasn’t consistently taken such action over the years, he said. When not taking into account the necessary repayment of the depleted funds, the city’s general fund may appear relatively solvent. But that’s inaccurate, Constantin said. “In fact, we don’t have a

reserve. We don’t have positive cash positions. We are [in the] negative,” he said. Speaking further on the audit, Constantin explained that the tentative date of a draft audit report—a document expected to have been released last month—has been pushed back until January as a result of staff having to devote so much of its time to negotiations with bargaining units. In short, the staff hasn’t had enough time to complete the work the auditing firm needs to complete its analysis. A few other budget-related items came up during the meeting. Among them was a consideration to allow Constantin’s department to make some changes that would include a promotion through internal recruitment for the position of account technician and also the filling of a subsequently vacated clerk position. Councilman Sean Morgan questioned the move—which includes a $6,000 pay raise for the promotion and a salary of about $38,000 annually for the clerk—given that the council has indicated that funding public safety is its greatest priority. However, Constantin explained that the move is already budgeted in the current fiscal year. Additionally, the employee is already working in the capacity of an account technician, but doing so voluntarily. In other words, the promotion corresponds to the employee’s current job duties. Moreover, the administrative-services department has taken on a heavier workload, he said. Morgan made a motion to approve only the promotion, but was not supported from the dais. In the end, the panel voted 5-1 (Councilwoman Mary Goloff was absent) to approve both departmental changes. For more on the meeting, see Downstroke, page 8. —MELISSA DAUGHERTY melissad@newsreview.com

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changed drastically in Butte County, one of eight California counties included in a program called Rapid DNA Service (RADS). After any sexual-assault examination at Enloe, Feather River Hospital or Oroville Hospital, swabs with DNA will go directly to the California Department of Justice’s forensic lab—the Jan Bashinski DNA Laboratory—in Richmond for testing within approximately two weeks. If technicians at the laboratory find enough genetic material to form a DNA profile of a suspect, they will upload that information to a national database called Combined DNA Index System (CODIS) and look for a match with perpetrators on file. Any “hits” will get forwarded immediately to the district attorney and law enforcement. Thanks to RADS—and Butte County’s inclusion in the program by California Attorney General Kamala Harris— Winters-Hall and her SANE counterparts now have a more satisfying answer for their patients.

“It gives them such a huge sense of relief to know that … someone’s going to look at their DNA—at least those three swabs— within 15 days,” Winters-Hall said. The expeditiousness might not only break the case, it also could prevent subsequent assaults by the same perpetrator. “If that DNA links to another sample of DNA in CODIS, it can link crimes together,” said Stacy Vincent, nurse manager in Enloe’s emergency department. “It can show patterns. We know oftentimes criminals commit 12 to 14 sexual crimes before they’re apprehended, and this allows us to link those crimes and reduce the time it takes to solve the crime itself.” Thanks to crime-science dramas

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GREENWAYS Some North State residents are curious about the nature of certain streaky, white, cloud-like formations such as the perpendicular ones pictured at left, and “dripping” streaks like the one pictured below.

BLAME THESE FIRMS

Ninety companies produced two-thirds of global greenhouse-gas (GHG) emissions from 1854 to 2010, new research indicates. Chevron, Exxon Mobil and BP are among the corporations named in the study published in the journal Climatic Change, according to the Los Angeles Times. The list of offenders is largely populated by coal, gas and oil producers. “These are the companies and institutions that have created the products … that have led to persistently higher levels of atmospheric carbon dioxide and methane,” said Richard Heede, head of the Climate Accountability Institute and author of the study. Notably, a number of companies on the study’s list have funded the climate-changedenial movement. “For me, one of the most interesting things to think about was the overlap of large-scale producers and the funding of disinformation campaigns, and how that has delayed action,” said Naomi Oreskes, Harvard professor of the history of science, quoted in the UK’s Guardian newspaper. Go to www.tinyurl.com/ninetydirtycorps to read the study.

LASSEN PARK TIGHTENS BELT

Visitors to Lassen Volcanic National Park this winter will notice a lingering effect of the recent government shutdown. The park’s Kohm Yah-mah-nee Visitor Center— except for its restrooms and vestibule—will be closed from Dec. 1 through March 31 “due to the ongoing budget concerns,” according to a Lassen Park press release. The U.S. Congress “provided funds to operate the [national] parks through January 15, with final funding to be resolved after that,” the press release explained. “Alternatives to closing the visitor center were analyzed,” said Park Superintendent Darlene Koontz. “However, faced with continuing budget uncertainty, hard decisions had to be made to ensure that the park can provide services to winter visitors while maintaining adequate funding in reserve for summer when our visitation is highest.”

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The famed fields of lavender in southern France’s Provence region are doomed to destruction if a solution is not found to curb the damage done by cicadas. A small cicada known as a cicadelle—which has proliferated, French lavender producers believe, due to global warming—has been fingered as the culprit, according to the UK’s Guardian newspaper. Cicadelles lay their eggs beneath the roots of the lavender plant and the hatched larvae destroy the roots. Adult cicadelles also transmit a deadly microbacterium to the plants. “It’s hard to imagine Provence without lavender,” said Eric Chaisse, of the Provence regional center for experimentation on plants used in aromas, medicines and perfumes, “but if we don’t get on top of this, the lavender will disappear in 20 to 30 years.” Send your eco-friendly news tips to Christine G.K. LaPado-Breglia at christinel@newsreview.com.

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tony appearance of clouds, yet are too narrow and too symmetrical for a natural occurrence. They resemble contrails— streams of condensation following the flight paths of jet planes—but often appear in large numbers, and in lines that are perpendicular to each other. Just what are those things, anyway? Patricia Kenyon has been wondering the same thing, particularly for the past year and a half, ever since an engineer friend came to dinner and talked about chemtrails: that is, the aerial spraying of metallic particles designed to deflect solar radiation. Such a barrier could serve as a means for offsetting some of the warming effects of carbon-dioxide emissions. Intrigued, and more mindful of the sky above her Tehama County home, Kenyon followed her friend’s lead. She discussed the topic with friends as well as fellow teachers at Bend Elementary School. She began researching an area of science known as geoengineering, which encompasses attempts to adjust natural conditions through systematic human endeavors, including aerial spraying. She’s found plenty of material on the subject: documents, articles, photos and videos. Many are posted online by Geoengineering Watch, whose site (www.geo engineeringwatch.org) has logged more than 10 million visitors. The group’s lead researcher, North State resident Dane Wigington—a former employee of Bechtel Power Corporation—examines what he calls “weather modification on a global

scale”—“the aerosol spraying from geongineering blocking some 20 percent of the sun or more, not to mention jetstream manipulation … and artificially/ chemically nucleated snow storms.” In a recorded presentation embedded on the home page, he says: “The dispute as to whether or not these programs are going on is really a moot point. We have more than enough data—we have actual footage—to show that tankers are indeed spraying at altitude. The materials we see showing up on the ground are the exact materials named in numerous geoengineering patents.” Geoengineering Watch lists, and links to, more than 100 such patents. One (#5003186, to Hughes Aircraft), involves “a method for reduction of global warming” via “seeding of the atmosphere with metallic particles” such as “aluminum oxide.” The same site offers a MtShastaNews.com article that states, “Since May 2008, over 40 [rainwater] samples have been collected [in the Mount Shasta area], with the majority showing high levels of aluminum.” Most compelling to Kenyon is what she and her husband, a veteran law-enforcement officer, have witnessed themselves. Using binoculars, they’ve seen white planes, with no identifying marks, spraying white trails above the North State. “Through the last year, we have been Geoengineering defined: In Climate Change Science and Policy ,

Harvard scientist David W. Keith delineates geoengineering as “intentional, large-scale manipulation of the environment” in which “change must be the goal rather than a side effect.” Size and purpose separate geoengineering from other activities; Keith contrasts it with ornamental gardening (too small a scale) and pollution (a side effect, not an intended effect).

watching on a regular basis how often the spraying has occurred, and it’s pretty regular in the North State—it’s probably every week, sometimes multiple times during the week—and it saturates the area for 24 hours or longer,” Kenyon said in a recent phone interview. “Only if we get a really strong wind does it dissipate.” What exactly is in what she believes is a chemical spray, she does not know. Though she worked as a respiratory therapist before switching to elementary education 15 years ago, Kenyon is not a scientist. Nor is she a conspiracy theorist with a pat explanation. She’s a curious 50-something—teacher, farmer, wife and mother—who values transparency. That’s why she’s been an activist for labeling foods that contain genetically modified organisms. It’s also why she just can’t overlook what she keeps seeing. “There are more sinister ideas [about geoengineering] coming from some areas and people—which it could be,” Kenyon said in a recent phone interview. “The reality is we don’t know. “The difference with this and GMOs is genetically modified organisms are something we can choose to purchase or not purchase; we can choose to grow them or not grow them. We can’t control what’s coming from above, and that’s frustrating.” The concept of geoengineering is

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Climate Change Science and Policy, a textbook by the late author Stephen Schneider—an environmental-studies heavyweight who, among other things, was codirector at the Center for Environment Science and Policy of Stanford University’s Freeman Spogli Institute for International Studies— says the Johnson administration in 1965 considered “suggestions that climate control using aerosols be used to offset the effects of rising CO2 concentrations,” and in 1992 the U.S. National Academy of Sciences analyzed “the cost of injecting aerosols into the stratosphere.” According to the book, the NAS put the minimum price-tag at $100 billion a year for a 1 percent reduction in solar radiation in the lower atmosphere; “[w]hile this cost may sound high, it is roughly a factor of 10 lower than the cost to achieve an equivalent reduction in climate change through reductions

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GANDHI WORKSHOP The Chico Peace and Justice Center (526 Broadway) is hosting a free, all-day workshop titled “Gandhi and the Call to Integral Nonviolence” on Saturday, Dec. 7, from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. “While many regard economic and environmental exploitation, rampant materialism, war and mass incarceration as utterly contrary to their moral convictions, most of us struggle to articulate and manifest the nonviolent alternatives to which we feel called,” said a recent CPJC newsletter, explaining the impetus for this event. For more info and to reserve a space, send an email to chico-peace@sbcglobal.net or call 893-9078. Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. –Mahatma Gandhi EMAIL YOUR GREEN HOME, GARDEN AND COMMUNITY TIPS TO CHRISTINE AT CHRISTINEL@NEWSREVIEW.COM

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his year’s annual Project Censored list of the most underreported news stories includes the widening wealth gap, the trial of Pfc. Chelsea E. (formerly Bradley) Manning for leaking classified documents, and President Barack Obama’s war on whistle-blowers—all stories that actually received considerable news coverage. So, how exactly were they “censored,” and what does that say of this venerable media-watchdog project? Project Censored isn’t only about stories that were deliberately buried or ignored. It’s also about stories the media have covered poorly, through a sort of false objectivity that skews the truth. Journalists do occasionally cry out against injustice, but they don’t always do it well. That’s why Project Censored was started back in 1976: to highlight stories the traditional media missed. Although the project initially started in California—at Sonoma State University—now academics and students from 18 universities and community colleges across the country pore through hundreds Uncensored:

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of submissions of overlooked and underreported stories annually. A panel of academics and journalists then picks the top 25 stories and curates them into themed clusters. This year’s book, Censored 2014: Fearless Speech in Fearful Times, hit bookstores in October. The media mangling of Manning is No. 1 on the Project Censored list for 2013, but the shallow coverage this story received is not unique. The news media are in a crisis, particularly in the United States—and it’s getting worse. The Project for Excellence in Journalism, which conducts an annual analysis of trends in news, found that as revenue in journalism declined, newsrooms have shed 30 percent of their staff in the last decade. In 2012, the number of reporters in this country dipped to its lowest level since 1978, with fewer than 40,000 nationally. For American journalism to revive itself, it has to move beyond its corporate ties. It has to become a truly free press. It’s time to end the myth that corporate journalism is the only way for media to be objective, monolithic and correct. The failures of that prescription are clear in Project Censored’s top 10 stories of the year:

1. Chelsea Manning and the failure of corporate media

Untold stories of Iraqi civilian deaths by American soldiers, U.S. diplomats pushing aircraft sales on foreign royalty, uninvestigated abuse by Iraqi allies, the perils of the rise in private war contractors—this is what Manning exposed. They were stories that challenge the U.S. political elite, and they were made possible only by a sacrifice. Manning got a 35-year prison sentence for the revelation of state secrets to WikiLeaks, a story told countless times in corporate media. But as Project Censored posits, the failure of our media was not in the lack of coverage of Manning, but in its focus. Though The New York Times partnered with WikiLeaks to release stories based on the documents, many published in 2010 through 2011, news from the leaks has since slowed to a trickle—a waste of more than 700,000 pieces of classified intelligence giving unparalleled groundlevel views of America’s costly wars. The media quickly took a scathing indictment of U.S. military policy and spun it into a story about Manning’s politics and patriotism. As Rolling Stone pointed out, Manning initially took the trove of leaks to The Washington Post and The New York Times, only to be turned away. Alexa O’Brien, a former Occupy activist, scooped most of the media by actually attending Manning’s trial. She produced tens of thousands of words in transcriptions of the court hearings, one of the only reporters on the beat.

Chelsea E. (formerly Bradley) Manning received a 35-year prison sentence for leaking state secrets. Unfortunately, the media’s focus veered away from the salient points revealed through those leaks.

The trade-watch group investigated the TPP and is the main advocate in opposition of its policies. The AFL-CIO, Sierra Club and other organizations have also had growing concerns about the level of access granted to corporations in these agreements. With extra powers granted to foreign firms, the possibility that companies would continue moving offshore could grow. But even with the risks of outsized corporate influence, the United States has a strong interest in the TPP in order to maintain trade agreements with Asia. The balancing act between corporate and public interests is at stake, but until the country releases more documents from negotiations, the American people will remain in the dark.

more than half, and there was a “powerful resurgence” of patriot groups, the likes of which were involved in the Oklahoma City bombing in 1995. Worst of all, the huge growth in armed militias seems to have conspicuous timing with Obama’s election. “The number of Patriot groups, including armed militias, has grown 813 percent since Obama was elected—from 149 in 2008 to 1,360 in 2012,” the SPLC reported. Though traditionally those groups were race-motivated, the report noted that they are now gunning for government. There was a smattering of news coverage when the SPLC released its report, but not much since.

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1 percent hide billions in tax havens

Global corporate fat cats hold $21 trillion to $32 trillion in offshore havens, money hidden from government taxation that would benefit people around the world, according to findings by James S. Henry, the former chief economist of the global management firm McKinsey & Company. The International Consortium of Investigative Journalists obtained a leak in April, revealing how widespread the buy-in was to these tax havens. The findings were damning: Government officials in Canada, Russia and other countries have embraced offshore accounts, the world’s top banks (including Deutsche Bank) have worked to maintain them, and the tax havens are used in Ponzi schemes.

Moving money offshore has implications that ripped through the world economy. Part of Greece’s economic collapse was due to these tax havens, ICIJ reporter Gerard Ryle told Brooke Gladstone on her radio show, On the Media. “It’s because people don’t want to pay taxes,” he said. “You avoid taxes by going offshore and playing by different rules.” U.S. Sen. Carl Levin, a Michigan Democrat, introduced legislation to combat the practice—the Stop Tax Haven Abuse Act—but so far, the bill has had little play in the media. Researcher James Henry said the hidden wealth was a “huge black hole” in the world economy that has never been measured, which could generate income-tax revenues between $190 billion to $280 billion a year.

3. Trans-Pacific Partnership

Take 600 corporate advisers, mix in officials from 11 international governments, let it bake for about two years, and out pops international partnerships that threaten to cripple progressive movements worldwide. The Trans-Pacific Partnership is a trade agreement, but leaked texts show it may allow foreign investors to use “investorstate” tribunals to extract extravagant extra damages for “expected future profits,” according to the Public Citizen’s Global Trade Watch. The Stop Tax Haven Abuse Act, a Senate bill authored by U.S. Sen. Carl Levin, has been given little coverage by corporate media. PHOTO COURTESY OF CENTER FOR AMERICAN PROGRESS

President Obama has invoked the Espionage Act of 1917 more than every other president combined. Eight times Obama has pursued leakers with the act: against Thomas Drake, Shamai Leibowitz, Stephen Jin-Woo Kim, Jeffrey Sterling, Chelsea (aka Bradley) Manning, John Kiriakou, James Hitselberger and, most recently, Edward Snowden. All had ties to the state department, FBI, CIA or NSA, and all of them leaked to journalists. “Neither party is raising hell over this. This is the sort of story that sort of slips through the cracks,” said Robert W. McChesney, an author, longtime media-reform advocate, professor at University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, and host of Media Matters from 2000-2012. And when the politicians don’t raise a fuss, neither do the media. ProPublica covered the issue, constructing timelines and mapping out the various arrests and indictments. But Project Censored points out the lack of coverage is in Obama’s hypocrisy—only a year before, he signed the Whistleblower Protection Act. Later on, he said he wouldn’t follow every letter of the law in the bill he had only just signed. “Certain provisions in the [whistle-blower] act threaten to interfere with my constitutional duty to supervise the executive branch,” Obama said. “As my administration previously informed the Congress, I will interpret those sections consistent with my authority.”

5. Hate and anti-

government groups on the rise

Hate groups in the United States are on the rise, according to a report by the Southern Poverty Law Center. There are 1,007 known hate groups operating across the country, writes the SPLC, including neoNazis, Ku Klux Klan, white nationalists, neoConfederates, racist skinheads, black separatists, border vigilantes and others. Since 2000, those groups have grown by

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6. Billionaires’ rising

wealth intensifies poverty and inequality

The world’s billionaires added $241 billion to their collective net worth in 2012. That’s an economic recovery, right? That gain, coupled with the world’s richest peoples’ new total worth of $1.9 trillion (more than the gross domestic product of Canada), wasn’t reported by some kooky socialist group, but by Bloomberg News. But few journalists are asking the important question: Why? Project Censored points to journalist George Monbiot, who highlights a reduction of taxes and tax enforcement, the privatization of public assets, and the weakening of labor unions. His conclusions are backed up by the United Nations’ Trade and Development Report from 2012, which noted how the trend hurts everyone: “Recent empirical and analytical work reviewed here mostly shows a negative correlation between inequality and growth.”

7. Merchant of death and nuclear weapons

The report highlighted by Project Censored on the threat of nuclear war is an example not of censorship, strictly, but a desire for media reform. “CENSORED” continued on page 22 December 5, 2013

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Project Censored highlighted a study from the Physicians for Social Responsibility that said 1 billion people could starve in the decade after a nuclear detonation. Corn production in the United States would decline by an average of 10 percent for an entire decade, and food prices would make food inaccessible to hundreds of millions of the world’s poorest citizens. This is not journalism in the classic sense, according to On the Media’s Gladstone, who is also the writer of The Influencing Machine, a graphic-novel-cum-news-mediacritique. In traditional journalism, as it’s played out since the early 20th century, news requires an element of something new in order to garner reporting—not a looming threat or danger. So, in this case, what Project Censored identified was the need for a new kind of journalism, what it calls “solutions journalism.” “Solutions journalism,” Sarah van Gelder wrote in the foreword to Censored 2014, “must investigate not only the individual innovations, but also the larger pattern of change—the emerging ethics, institutions and ways of life that are coming into existence.”

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credentials in economics. From her own website, she said she became an “expert” in economics through “continuous research and scrutiny.” Without people in power pushing the topic, author McChesney said that a mainstream journalist would be seen as going out on a limb. “The reporters raise an issue the elites are not raising themselves, then you’re ideological, have an ax to grind, sort of a hack,” he said. “It makes journalism worthless on pretty important issues.”

9. Icelanders

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vote to include commons in their constitution

Does 35 percent of everything bought in the United States go to interest? Professor Margrit Kennedy of the University of Hannover thinks so, and she says it’s a major funnel of money from the 99 percent to the rich. In her 2012 book, Occupy Money, Kennedy wrote that tradespeople, suppliers, wholesalers and retailers along the chain of production rely on credit. Her figures were initially drawn from the German economy, but Ellen Brown of the nonprofit Global Research, and author of The Web of Debt, said she found similar patterns in the United States. This “hidden interest” has sapped the growth of other industries, she said, lining the pockets of the financial sector. So, if interest is stagnating so many industries, why would journalists avoid the topic? Few economists have echoed Kennedy’s views, and few experts emerged to back up her assertions. Notably, she’s a professor in an architectural school, with no formal

In 2012, Icelandic citizens voted in a referendum to change the country’s 1944 constitution. When asked, “In the new Constitution, do you want natural resources that are not privately owned to be declared national property?” its citizens voted 82 percent in favor. Project Censored says this is important for us to know, but in the end, U.S. journalism is notably American-centric. Even the Nieman Watchdog, a foundation for journalism at Harvard University, issued a report in 2011 citing the lack of reporting on a war the United States funneled more than $4 trillion into over the past decade, not to mention the cost in human lives. If we don’t pay attention to our own wars, why exactly does Project Censored think we’d pay attention to Iceland? “The constitutional reforms are a direct response to the nation’s 2008 financial crash,” Project Censored wrote, “when Iceland’s unregulated banks borrowed more than the country’s gross domestic product from international wholesale money markets.” Solutions-based journalism rears its head again, and the idea is that America has much to learn

interests inflate global prices by 35 percent to 40 percent

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Professor Margrit Kennedy is an authority on “hidden interest,” a way money is funneled to the 1 percent.

from Iceland, but even Gladstone was dubious. “Iceland is being undercovered, goddamn it! Where is our Iceland news?” she joked with us. “Certainly, I agree with some of this list. Bradley Manning was covered badly; I was sad the tax-haven story didn’t get more coverage. But when has anyone cared about Iceland?”

10. A culture of cruelty along Mexico-U.S. border The plight of Mexican-border crossings usually involves three types of stories in the U.S. press: deaths in the stretch of desert beyond the border, the horrors of drug cartels and heroic journeys of border crossings by sympathetic workers. But a report released a year ago by the organization No More Deaths snags the 10th spot for overlooked stories in Project Censored. The report asserts that people arrested by the U.S. Border Patrol while crossing were denied water and told to let their sick die. No More Deaths conducted more than 12,000 interviews to form the basis of its study in three Mexican cities: Naco, Nogales and Agua Prieta. The report cites grossly ineffective oversight from the Department of Homeland Security. This has received some coverage, from Salon showcasing video of Border Patrol agents destroying jugs of water meant for crossers to a piece in The New York Times citing a lack of oversight for the Border Patrol’s excessive force. The American Civil Liberties Union lobbied the United Nations Office of the High Commissioner for Human Rights to call international attention to the plight of these border crossers at the hands of U.S. law enforcement. If ever an issue flew under the radar, this is it. Ω

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Arts & Culture Ebola kids: (from left) Dan Abbott and Corbett Redford. PHOTO BY LIA WALKER

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Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits stay hungry

W come out of the East Bay over the past two decades, Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children Machen you think of bands that have

Nuggits isn’t likely one of them. But the group— made up of core members Dan Abbott and Corbett Redford—has by been at it since 1995, mixing DIY Mark Lore ethos, biting satire and comedy with songs that blur punk and folk. (Describing their music is about as PREVIEW: easy as deciphering the ingredients Bobby Joe Ebola of an actual Chicken McNugget.) and the Children In a recent interview, Abbott MacNuggits took some time to answer the perform Saturday, Dec. 7, at 8 p.m., CN&R’s burning questions about at Monstros. punk rock, longevity, and why Severance Weird Al could totally take Henry Package, Badger Rollins. and Baghdad Batteries open. Cost: $5.

CN&R: Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits were Monstros Pizza sort of left out of the 924 Gilman 628 W. Sacramento Street scene [in Berkeley] early Ave. on. Tell me more about that. www.facebook.com Dan Abbott: We actively tried to /monstrospizza book shows there in 1996, when chico we were first starting. Not because we were punks, but because it was the only all-ages venue in the East Bay. I get it, we didn’t look punk, and our sound didn’t fit into anything people understood. We looked and sounded like suburban dweebs, which we were. And Gilman simply ignored our repeated requests for booking. The people running Maximum Rock’n’roll and Gilman at that point were dealing with the fallout from Green Day’s success; punk was figuring out what to do next. How do you continue resisting society’s ills when all of a sudden society is complimenting you on your great style? A year and a half later, however, a lot of new people were active within the Gilman collective, some of whom had been influenced by the festivals we’d put on, or just had a different perspective on art and music. We got to play some great shows there, and by 1998 were starting to headline. 24 CN&R December 5, 2013

Tell me about Geekfest. It sounds like a cross between a Star Trek convention and a punk show. That’s not too far off. We invited a bunch of our friends’ bands, rented a generator, and cooked up some cheese-filled hot dogs. We set up at this place in Richmond called Point Molate. It had been a Navy fuel depot, but when Clinton decommissioned a lot of military sites in the ’90s, Point Molate got the ax. As Geekfest became more of a regular thing, we realized we liked the unpredictable nature of it. We didn’t listen to demo tapes. Bands would just call our hotline and ask to be booked. And so we got a mix of really weird bands, scary and terrible bands, touring bands, kids playing their first show, and sometimes, the most amazing band you’d ever seen. All in one afternoon. Do you identify more with Weird Al or Henry Rollins? Weird Al, no question. I like that Henry Rollins does so many things and calls it like he sees it, even if he does come off like a douchey L.A. jock sometimes. I don’t always agree with him, but I’m glad he’s out there saying it. But he’s got nothing on Weird Al. Do you think the “jokey” aspect of what you do has hindered or helped? The things we’re writing songs about are often so god-awful that a bit of gallows humor is the only way to approach them without coming off as either cartoonishly angry and preachy, like Rage Against The Machine, or ridiculously self-pitying like, say, Morrissey. We couldn’t do that, and our fans probably wouldn’t be fans for long, either. How have you and your audience changed over the past 15 to 20 years? These days we’re less likely to think something is funny just because it’s offensive. Some of our old fans have come to our shows and brought new friends, and sometimes even their kids! We’re pretty happy to see folks from the old days, back when none of us really had any thought of living past 21. Ω

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Special Events AN IRISH CHRISTMAS: A story of love, friendship, joy and happiness with traditional Irish pipes, flutes, fiddles, accordions, bodhrans, and dancing. Th, 12/5, 7:30pm. $22-$37. Laxson Auditorium, Chico State, (530) 898-6333, www.chicoperformances.com.

Art Receptions BEAUTY AND THE ABJECT: A reception and debate between the artists: beauty vs. the abject. Th, 12/5, 5-7pm. Third Floor Gallery, BMU, Chico State, (530) 898-5489.

CHRISTMAS WITH JAMES SNIDLE: A reception for Lois Cohen’s animal paintings along with a mini/vintage Christmas-tree collection on display and for sale. Th, 12/5, 6pm. James Snidle Fine Arts & Appraisals, 254 E. Fourth St., (530) 343-2930, www.jamessnidlefinearts.com.

MICHAEL SWAINE LECTURE: A talk by S.F. multi-

Music THE WAILIN’ JENNYS: Chico’s favorite Winnipeg folk trio—featuring Nicky Mehta, Ruth Moody and Heather Masse—return to town. Th, 12/5, 7:30pm. $30. Paradise Performing Arts Center, 777 Nunnelly Rd. in Paradise, (530) 872-8454, www.paradiseperformingarts.com.

Theater AN EVENING OF ONE ACTS: With Baja Fever and

Pinter Perfect by Anna Devore, directed by Cayndis Adams. Th-Sa, 7:30pm; Su, 2pm through 12/15. $7-$20. Birdcage Theatre, 1740 Bird St. in Oroville, (530) 533-2473, www.bird cagetheatre.net.

HOLIDAY BURLESQUE AND VAUDEVILLE COMEDY SHOW: The folks from the Chico Cabaret are back with the former theater’s popular holiday variety show showing at Rogue Theatre’s Southside Playhouse. (Bonus show at Feather Falls Casino Brewing Co. on W, 12/11.) Email for more info: chicocabaret@sbcglobal.net. Th-Sa, 7pm through 12/21. Opens 12/5. $15 (tickets at door). Southside Playhouse, 2145 Park Ave., Ste. 13.

media artist, inventor and designer dedicated to working in the community: “Object as Action”. Th, 12/5, 7-8pm. Free. Ayres 201, Chico State, (530) 898-4996.

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Special Events THE CHRISTMAS FAIRE: A three-day fair featuring quality crafts, fine art, food, music and entertainment. F, 12/6, 12-7pm, Sa, 12/7, 10am6pm, Su, 12/8, 10am-5pm. Silver Dollar Fairgrounds, 2357 Fair St., (530) 895-4666.

COMMUNITY TREE-LIGHTING: The annual lighting of the downtown tree with performances by The Yule Logs, Children’s Choir of Chico and Sounds of the Valley Chorus, a presentation by the Mayor, and a visit from Santa Claus. F, 12/6, 6pm. Chico City Plaza, Downtown Chico.

DICKENS CHRISTMAS: Santa, horse-drawn carriage rides, entertainment, spiced cider, homemade cookies, holiday raffle and a live

RADIOLAND’S HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA: Listen to the hits, forgotten classics and yuletide favorites, and follow the adventures of Scarlet Ranger and Zap Flanagan. Th-Sa, 7:30pm; Su, 2pm through 12/8. $16. Theatre on the Ridge Playhouse, 3735 Neal Rd. in Paradise, (530) 877-5760, www.totr.org.

THIS IS THRILLER: Locally produced original musical featuring the songs of Thriller performed by an 11-piece band, and chronicling the relationship of Michael Jackson and Billie Jean. Presented by the musicians, actors and artists of the Uncle Dad Arts Collective. Th-Sa, 12/512/7, 8pm. $10-$13. 1078 Gallery, 820 Broadway, (530) 343-1973, www.brownpapertickets.com.

NEW CALIFORNIA ABSTRACTS RECEPTION Friday, Dec. 6 Avenue 9 Gallery

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FINE ARTS PSYANO RECEPTION Saturday, Dec. 7 Naked Lounge

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DICKENS CHRISTMAS: See Friday. Stansbury House, 307 W. Fifth St., (530) 895-3848.

FINE ARTS & GIFT SALE: See Friday. Patrick Ranch Museum, 10381 Midway, (530) 342-4359.

HARVEST FESTIVAL: See Saturday. Tri-L Mandarin

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Special Events BREAKFAST WITH SANTA: Four pancake/photo

sessions with Santa: 8, 9, 10 and 11 a.m. Sa, 12/7, 8am-noon. Call ahead to register, $10 per person. Chico Area Recreation District (CARD), 545 Vallombrosa Ave., (530) 895-4711, www.chicorec.com.

A CHRISTMAS STORY: Follow Ralphie on his quest appearance by Mark Twain (on Friday and Saturday). Donations: $2-$6. F, 12/6, 5-9pm, Sa, 12/7, 1-8pm, Su, 12/8, 1-5pm. Stansbury House, 307 W. Fifth St., (530) 895-3848.

FINE ARTS & GIFT SALE: Arts and crafts, live music, food, and the museum gift shop, plus tours of historic Glenwood Farm House. (Opening reception with wine tasting, hors d’oeuvres, F, 12/6, 4-8pm.) F, 12/6, 4-8pm, Sa, 12/7, 10am-5pm, Su, 12/8, 10am-4pm. Patrick Ranch Museum, 10381 Midway, (530) 342-4359.

SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS PAST: All three floors of Bidwell Mansion will be decorated for the holidays and open for viewing. Plus, wine-tasting provided by New Clairvaux. F, 12/6, 6-8:30pm. $25. Bidwell Mansion, 525 Esplanade, (530) 8956144.

TRINITY CHRISTMAS BAZAAR: Treats, crafts,

candy, handmade and nearly new goods. F, 12/6, 9am-3pm. Trinity United Methodist Church, 285 E. Fifth St., (530) 343-1497.

Theater AN EVENING OF ONE ACTS: See Thursday. Birdcage Theatre, 1740 Bird St. in Oroville, (530) 533-2473, www.birdcagetheatre.net.

HOLIDAY BURLESQUE AND VAUDEVILLE COMEDY SHOW: See Thursday. Southside Playhouse, 2145 Park Ave., Ste. 13.

RADIOLAND’S HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA: See Thursday. Theatre on the Ridge Playhouse, 3735 Neal Rd. in Paradise, (530) 877-5760, www.totr.org.

THIS IS THRILLER: See Thursday. 1078 Gallery, 820 Broadway, (530) 343-1973, www.brown papertickets.com.

Art Receptions NEW CALIFORNIA ABSTRACTS: An opening reception for the water-media artist, Lenn Goldmann with live jazz from Charlie Robinson and Lew Langworthy. F, 12/6, 5-8pm. Avenue 9 Gallery, 180 E. Ninth Ave., (530) 879-1821, www.avenue9gallery.com.

to get a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas in this classic holiday comedy. Opens 12/7. Th-Sa, 7:30pm; Su, 2pm through 12/22. $12-$20. Chico Theater Company, 166-F Eaton Rd., (530) 8943282, www.chicotheatercompany.com.

THE CHRISTMAS FAIRE: See Friday. Silver Dollar Fairgrounds, 2357 Fair St., (530) 895-4666.

CHRISTMAS TREE AUCTION & HOLIDAY FESTIVAL: The Torres Community Shelter hosts this festival complete with hors d’oeuvres, desserts, no-host bar, live music and a Christmas-tree auction. Sa, 12/7, 6pm. Chico Masonic Life Family Center, 1110 East Ave., (530) 891-9048.

DICKENS CHRISTMAS: See Friday. Stansbury House, 307 W. Fifth St., (530) 895-3848.

FINE ARTS & GIFT SALE: See Friday. Patrick Ranch Museum, 10381 Midway, (530) 342-4359.

MUSE ART HOLIDAY MARKETPLACE: Showcasing more than 20 local artists and creators, plus henna, kids activities, and a fundraising raffle. Sa, 12/7, 11am-7pm. Free. Habitat Lab, 199 E. 13th St.

Theater AN EVENING OF ONE ACTS: See Saturday. Birdcage Theatre, 1740 Bird St. in Oroville, (530) 533-2473, www.birdcagetheatre.net.

HOLIDAY BURLESQUE AND VAUDEVILLE COMEDY SHOW: See Thursday. Southside Playhouse, 2145 Park Ave., Ste. 13.

Ranch, Naranja Ave. in Oroville, (530) 534-4316, www.mandarins4you.com.

Theater A CHRISTMAS STORY: See Saturday. Chico Theater Company, 166-F Eaton Rd., (530) 8943282, www.chicotheatercompany.com.

AN EVENING OF ONE ACTS: See Thursday. Birdcage Theatre, 1740 Bird St. in Oroville, (530) 533-2473, www.birdcagetheatre.net.

RADIOLAND’S HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA: See Thursday. Theatre on the Ridge Playhouse, 3735 Neal Rd. in Paradise, (530) 877-5760, www.totr.org.

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Music CHICO HIGH WINTER CHORAL CONCERT: Hear the sounds of the season by the choral students of Chico High School. Tu, 12/10, 7pm. $7. Center for the Arts, 1475 East Ave., (530) 899-2692, www.chicousd.org.

SIDELINE BLUEGRASS: The North Carolina bluegrass quintet land in Durham for an intimate performance hosted by the California Bluegrass Association. Tu, 12/10, 6:30pm. No cover (good-will offering accepted). Mid-Valley Baptist Church, 2584 Durham Dayton Highway in Durham, (530) 345-2141.

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Favorite Things, bold, colorful mixed-media works by local artist, Sally Hedley. Through 12/31. 642 W. Fifth St.

ARTISANS GALLERIA: Artisan Displays, showcasing sculptures, paintings, ceramics, jewelry, stone art and more by Larry Lefner, Matt Tupper, Don Bravo and other local artists. Through 12/31. 25 Lost Dutchman Dr.

AVENUE 9 GALLERY: New California Abstracts, abstract landscape paintings and new works by Lenn Goldmann. 12/6-1/11. 180 E. Ninth Ave., (530) 879-1821, www.avenue9 gallery.com.

B-SO SPACE: Place Holders, a BFA culminating exhibition by Jacob Troester. Through 12/6. Form Rise Fall, a BFA culminating exhibition featuring sculptural prints by Jonny Alexander. 12/9-12/13. Ayres 107, Chico State, (530) 898-5331.

BUTTE COLLEGE ART GALLERY (INSIDE ARTS BUILDING): The Portal Series: Opportunity

Knocks, brightly painted works on doors by Caitlin Schwerin. Through 12/31. 3536 Butte Campus Dr., in Oroville, (530) 895-2208.

CHICO ART CENTER: Winter Salon d’Art, oneof-a-kind gifts created by local fine artists, including original paintings, sculptures, jewelry, prints, mosaics and ceramic works. Through 12/31. 450 Orange St., (530) 8958726, www.chicoartcenter.com.

CHICO PAPER CO.: Mariam Pakbaz, drawings and paintings by recent Chico State graduate showcase reflections of her inner world. Through 12/31. 345 Broadway, (530) 8910900, www.chicopapercompany.com.

JAMES SNIDLE FINE ARTS: A Walk With the

NAKED LOUNGE TEA & COFFEEHOUSE: Psyano, an experimental look into the world of photographic cyanotypes by Saucy Cat & The Kid. 12/5-12/31. 118 W Second St., (530) 8950676.

THE JANET TURNER PRINT MUSEUM: Girl

Speak: Shojo Manga & Women’s Prints, prints by women or depicting women, including pieces from traveling Shojo Manga exhibit. Curated by Masami Toku. Through 12/14. Chico State, (530) 898-4476, www.theturner.org.

THIRD FLOOR GALLERY: Beauty and the Abject:

A Dialectic, with paintings by Cortney Berg, Kara Hartman, Benjamin Engle and numerous other Chico State artists. Through 12/18. BMU, Third Floor, Chico State, (530) 8985489.

UNIVERSITY ART GALLERY: Pushing Boundaries: Expanding Horizons, paintings by Erika Navarrete, exploring issues surrounding our most intimate relationships, inner dialogues and self-evaluation. Through 12/13. Trinity Hall Chico State, (530) 898-5864.

Museums CHICO CREEK NATURE CENTER: Banding by Day and Night, a close look at birds in hand with incredible detail. Ongoing. 1968 E. Eighth St., (530) 891-4671, www.bidwellpark.org.

CHICO MUSEUM: Chico in Black and White, an exhibit featuring historical photos from the John Nopel collection. Ongoing. 141 Salem St., (530) 891-4336.

GATEWAY SCIENCE MUSEUM: Keys to the

Kingdom: Fungi, learn the varieties and importance of mushrooms and fungi via interactive displays. Through 1/5, 2014. $6. 625 Esplanade, www.csuchico.edu/gateway.

Animals, watercolors of animals and their environment by the late Lois Cohen. Through 12/31. 254 E. Fourth St., (530) 343-2930.

Music PAGEANT THEATRE BENEFIT: The original Modern Lover, Jonathan Richman, and The Yule Logs (the “hardest working band in snow biz”) perform at this benefit for the Pageant Theatre. W, 12/11, 8pm. $15 (buy at Duffy’s or Pageant). Arc Pavilion, 2040 Park Ave., (530) 891-5865.

RADIOLAND’S HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA: See Thursday. Theatre on the Ridge Playhouse, 3735 Neal Rd. in Paradise, (530) 877-5760, www.totr.org.

THIS IS THRILLER: See Thursday. 1078 Gallery, 820 Broadway, (530) 343-1973, www.brown papertickets.com.

Art Receptions PSYANO: A reception for the experimental photographic cyanotypes by artists Saucy Cat & The Kid. Sa, 12/7, 8-11pm. Naked Lounge Tea & Coffeehouse, 118 W Second St., (530) 895-0676.

Theater HOLIDAY BURLESQUE AND VAUDEVILLE COMEDY SHOW (SPECIAL SHOWING): The popular holiday variety show. (Also showing at Southside Playhouse 12/5-12/21.) W, 12/11, 7pm. $10. Feather Falls Casino Brewing Co., 3 Alverda Dr. in Oroville, (530) 533-3885, www.feather fallscasino.com/brewing-co.

for more Music, see NIGHTLIFE on page 34

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Special Events BIDWELL MANSION HOLIDAY OPEN HOUSE: The Chico Women’s Club hosts the holiday tours (every hour, starting at noon—last tour at 4pm), with staff and volunteers dressed in period costumes. Su, 12/8, 12-5pm. Free (call to reserve). Bidwell Mansion, 525 Esplanade, (530) 895-6144.

THE CHRISTMAS FAIRE: See Friday. Silver Dollar Fairgrounds, 2357 Fair St., (530) 895-4666.

A CHRISTMAS STORY Saturday, Dec. 7 (shows through Dec. 22) Chico Theater Company

In addition to holding regular tours throughout the year, the historic Stansbury House opens its doors a few times a year for special events. This weekend it’s the Dickens Christmas, when the Victorian-era home is decked out for the holidays and costumed characters walk its stately halls. The event runs afternoons and evenings from Friday to EDITOR’S PICK Sunday, Dec. 6-8, and features appearances by Santa, horse-drawn carriage rides, entertainment, homemade cookies and cider. And if Dickens ain’t your thing, the Stansbury crew has booked a special appearance (Friday and Saturday only) by all-American badass Mark Twain.

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6th Annual Arabic Dinner

CHOW Vodka infusions (from right): Meyer lemon and guava, lime and coconut, pomegranate-thyme. PHOTO BY MIKE MCCUNE

in support of Shalom Free Clinic Saturday December 14 at 6pm First Christian Church of Chico | 295 E. Washington Ave. Tickets: Christian & Johnson, Shalom Free Clinic Thrift Store or call Nancy at 518-8422 Special Thanks to Independent Living Services

In the spirits Henri is feeling especially fruity with his infused vodkas for the holidays

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“H handing Henri her already overstuffed shopping bag as we strolled through the ere, hold this,” Colette said,

farmers’ market one recent Saturday morning. I nearly dropped the thing as she disappeared into a by Henri crowded stall. Bourride She reappeared a couple of minutes later, holding two pomegranates. “Why is my bag on the ground?” “I think I might have dislocated my shoulder.” “You dislocated your shoulder dropping my bag?” “Didn’t drop it. I set it down. Carefully. And yes.” She scowled and shook her head, picked the bag up and put the pomegranates in next to a head of red lettuce. “Weenie.” She looked around. “Let’s go find some mandarins.” I followed her through the crowd until she stopped at a stall with various citrus arrayed on tables. She set her shopping bag on the ground and bought a 10-pound bag of mandarins and a couple of lemons. “OK, I think that’ll do it. Ready?” Indeed I was. Ready for an ice pack and a Marie sanglante, actually. I carried one of the lemons as we made our way back to the parking lot. I thought we were heading home, but apparently not—she started driving up Mangrove Avenue. “I can wait till Monday to go to the doctor,” I said. “What?” “I can self-medicate for now.” “I wasn’t taking you to the doctor,” she said. “I’m going to get some vodka.” “Oh, bless your heart!” “I’m buying vodka because I’m going to infuse it this afternoon,” she said, “not for your…” She took her hands off the steering wheel and made little quote marks with her fingers. “Pain.” Turns out that Colette and one of her husbands— she thinks it was her fourth—made infused vodka as Christmas presents one year, mostly with fresh fruit, and it had gone over well. She wanted to try it again, not necessarily as Christmas gifts but to take advantage, she said, of the late-fall fruit harvest here in the Chico area. Which is why just a couple of hours later our dining table was almost covered with a variety of different vodka concoctions and why our cupboards are now full of batches brewing.

And the infusions are easy to make, as I learned, watching her from the couch. Best ingredients: Pineapple, berries, lemon

and other citrus, apples, pears, kiwi, pomegranate, vanilla bean, hot peppers, cucumber, cantaloupe, garlic. You can also infuse vodka with herbs and spices, such as rosemary, basil, cinnamon and ginger, and some recipes call for combinations (apple-pear-cinnamon, and strawberry-kiwi, for example). Basic instructions: Use Mason jars, or other canning jars with airtight lids—the seal is important. Wash and dry them thoroughly. Wash ingredients, and place in jars (slice apples, pears, etc.; break citrus into sections and include some zest; slice vanilla beans lengthwise; remove skin from garlic cloves). Fill jars with vodka, and seal. Store in a cool, dry place, shaking two or three times a day. Infusion time: This will vary, depending on the strength of the ingredients, and just how infused you want your vodka. Ingredients with intense flavors, such as hot peppers, only take a day or two; cucumber, citrus, vanilla, two to four days; berries, peaches, herbs, a week or so; pineapple and ginger, a couple of weeks. Strain ingredients out and pour infused vodka back into jars. Note: It is possible to infuse for too long and ruin the vodka—which is why I made a huge sacrifice and volunteered to test Colette’s throughout the infusion process. Results: I made a delicious vodka martini with the mandarin brew—and a bit of lemon zest—and the pomegranate batch, over ice, had a surprisingly pleasant kick. A vanilla-bean infusion—which we also drank over ice—was sweet, smooth and sumptuous, perfect for a wintry evening by the fire. And my shoulder’s feeling much better, merci beaucoup. Ω

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Moonwa lking with d a D e l c Un Local musicians and actors pull together tribute to Michael Jackson’s Thriller

F the early-to-mid 1980s (ahem), Michael Jackson’s Thriller is sacred music. However, despite its nearly or many of us who came of age during

untouchable dance-pop songcraft, and the fact that it came to define an era as much as any Beatles or Elvis album ever did, the by work—like all popular classics—is Jason Cassidy not untouchable and should be assessed and reinterpreted. jasonc@ newsreview.com But, if you are going to touch it, you better either totally rock it, or do something completely different with it. The Uncle Dad’s Art Collective is PREVIEW: going to try to do both. Tonight This is Thriller! (Dec. 5), the newly formed cooperashows tive of local musicians, actors, writers, ThursdaySaturday, visual artists and production people Dec. 5-7, 8 p.m. will kick off a three-night stand at the (doors 7:30 p.m.), 1078 Gallery of This is Thriller! A at 1078 Gallery. Musical Tribute to Michael Jackson, Tickets: $13. an original musical-theater production 1078 Gallery that combines a live track-to-track 820 Broadway recreation of the nine-song album 343-1973 with the story arc of an original play, www.1078 plus some dancing, special effects and gallery.org a dash of puppetry. “You don’t just want to see the music videos, and you’re not going to get just the music videos,” said playwright/director Joey Moshiri during a recent pre-rehearsal interview. The play will bring together most of the powers of the Uncle Dad’s collective—which, in addition to 30-year-old Moshiri, a local-theater regular, includes the band members and performance artists shared between local jazz experimenters Bogg and theatricalrockers the Pageant Dads, plus new experimental dance troupe Everybody in Outer Space, among others. All told, 10 musicians, 10 actors, and five or six behind-the-scene folks are involved in the production. Originally, the musical’s producer, Josh Hegg (keyboardist for Bogg, Clouds on Strings), wanted to do a cover night, with his band and local musicians playing the songs from Thriller in the order they appear. But when Hegg mentioned that they might think about doing something more “special,” the gears started turning in Moshiri’s head. “By the end of the day … I had the whole idea outlined on scraps of paper,” he said, and three days

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Startin’ somethin’: This is Thriller! leads (from left) Michael Jackson (David Kamrar) and Billie Jean (Aubrey Debauchery), and writer/director Joey Moshiri. PHOTO BY JASON CASSIDY

later, the script was finished. “I let the album kind of speak to me,” Moshiri said of the process. “The Girl is Mine,” with Michael Jackson (played by David Kamrar) and Paul McCartney (played by Bogg/Pageant Dads bassist Gavin Fitzgerald) vying for the same woman became the love triangle at the heart of the play, and the “doggone girl” in question is now the character of “Billie Jean” (played by Chico songstress Aubrey Debauchery). “[I] let the context of the album itself kind of tell the story,” Moshiri explained. The content of the album’s videos also played a part in the inspiration, including the zombies and werewolf from “Thriller,” one of which will be responsible for the death of a character. Shocking as that may be, Moshiri teased that “there’s a much better twist” than that in store. This is Thriller! marks the first time Moshiri

has written or directed a full-length play, and his work on the production and with the Uncle Dad’s crew are the result of two of his artistic outlets—community theater and photographing live music—crossing paths … and one of those paths hitting a roadblock. Moshiri developed his acting chops during sketchcomedy shows at the Blue Room Theatre and in the musicals of the now-defunct Chico Cabaret (the pinnacle for him was being cast as Eddie in the Cabaret’s The Rocky Horror Show—“It was like a dream come true.”) After the Cabaret closed, and the sketch shows fell off during one of the Blue Room’s recent reorganizations, Moshiri started looking for other outlets for getting on stage and found one in the like-minded members of Bogg, whom he’d met after taking photos at one of their shows. The busy Bogg players started branching out into theater with special holiday shows at the Blue Room and 1078 Gallery, and by way of the offshoot band/theater troupe, the Pageant Dads, with whom Moshiri collaborated for their recent Pageant Dads Experience show at the Blue Room. “There’s a lot of fingers in the same pie,” Moshiri said of their common interests. And, he added that, even though they are just pulling everything together in the few days before opening night, he’s confident that this energized group can pull it off. “We want to make a beautiful art project,” he said Ω December 5, 2013

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Chikoko Presents the 8th Annual Bizarre Bazaar

Come to Chico’s Alternative Craft Fair on Sat. Dec. 14th and Sun. Dec. 15th from 10-5 at the Chico Women’s Club. Over 25 local artists will be selling innovative wares, high quality unique art and offering a truly local experience. Plus, start the weekend off with a bang, come to the Voom Voom Variety Show on Fri. Dec. 13th for local performances and an amazing raffle of surprises. Doors open at 6 pm, Chico Women’s Club, $5.

ChICO wOmEN’s ClUB

592 East 3rd St. • Chico www.chikoko.com

Give the gift of a lunch or dinner from Chico’s Best Take- Out! Perfect for hot soup on a cold day, “Date Night” at home or a special birthday lunch. Their reloadable gift cards are a welcome gift for all of your smart foodie friends, new parents, busy families and anyone you know who loves real food. EAT RIGHT NOW!

BACIO CATERING & CARRY-OUT

1903 Park Ave • Chico (530) 345–7787 • www.baciocatering.com

Help Your Loved Ones Perform Their Best The business name alone is a testament to Built for Bodywork’s philosophy about massage. Simply put, the human body was designed to be massaged regularly, not just when there is pain or for pampering. Whether sports massage, deep tissue massage, or relaxing Swedish massage, the therapists at Built for Bodywork are specifically trained to perform this essential work. Consider giving your loved ones a gift p tissue card this holiday season to age / dee sports mass help them perform their best!

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California Sunshine in a Bottle Share the rich, golden elegance of the AWARD WINNING Butte View olive oils. Pure, light and delicate – experience the wonderful aromas and distinctive accents that make each hand-crafted oil truly unique and excellent. 250ml/500ml. Available in Chico at Maisie Jane’s, Made in Chico, S&S Produce; in Oroville at Collins & Denny Market & Wagon Wheel Market; and in Paradise at Noble Orchard.

BUTTE VIEw OlIVE COmpANY 2950 Louis Ave. • Oroville, CA (530) 534–8320 • butteview.com

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Give the Gift of Warmth! Gift cards and Our New Clubhouse! Our gift cards make a perfect stocking stuffer, plus they can even be used in the new Round Table Clubhouse on Pillsbury, where there is something for everyone! Of course, there’s our world-famous pizza and salad bar, more beers on tap including a wide selection of craft beers, our expanded menu with burgers, shakes, blended cocktails, new appetizers, a bigger game room for the kids with ticket redemption for prizes and big-screen HDTVs to watch your favorite team!

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www.RoundTablePizza.com Chico • Gridley • Orland • Oroville Paradise • Red Bluff • Willows

Sew So Right Add personal flair to your home with the Janome DC3050 – our full-featured performer for creating any kind of home decor or sewing project. Its computerized precision makes sewing curtains, quilts, clothing, slipcovers, comforters, custom pillows, or other decor projects a breeze. Choosing and configuring stitches is easy with the large LED display. The DC3050 is a computerized machine that gives you Janome quality results at a great price. Now just $439. Complete the gift with sewing notions and fabric of all kinds Gift certificates available.

CAthy’s sEw & VAC

2418 Cohasset Road • Chico (530) 895–8050 www.cathyssewandvac.com

A one-of-a-kind and customizable quilt makes a great gift or family heirloom. Immortalize all of your favorite memories in a unique way. Using our directto-textile printing technique, we can use your photos and fabric to make quilting squares. The same process can be used to make all kinds of other photoprinted fabrics as well.

Andy’s EmbroidEry

820 Wall St • Chico • (530) 893–3316 www.andysembroidery.com

Sweater-Knit Fleece from North Face Bundle up in this heavyweight sweater-knit fleece and stay warm in cool-to-cold conditions. The off-set front closure zips up to the base of the cozy fold-over collar for a snug, yet comfortable fit. A soft, raschel fleece lining adds warmth throughout this casual jacket. Priced at $80. Pick up those sporting gifts early at Sports LTD, where you’ll find only the good stuff!

ChiCo sports Ltd

698 Mangrove Ave. • Chico Safeway Shopping Center (530) 894–1110

Creative Cuisine Located in the Hotel Diamond, Johnnie’s Restaurant is known for creating the most popular and creative cuisine in Northern California. Serving breakfast daily from 7 to 11 am. Serving brunch every Saturday & Sunday from 10 am to 2 pm. Serving lounge menu 11 am to 9 pm Sunday through Wednesday. Lunch and dinner available seven days week in the lounge. Dining room is open from 5 pm to close Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Johnnie’s lounge features popular local live music and only the finest wines, spirits and small–plate cuisine. Johnnie’s is the perfect place to unwind Re st au ra nt & Lo un ge after a hard day’s work, or just relax with friends. Happy hour daily 2 to 6 pm.

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Suunto Core Multifunction Watch The all black Suunto Core multifunction watch is considered essential equipment for backcountry endeavors. It provides the data you need to take on nature’s greatest challenges. Altimeter, Barometer, Compass (ABC) wrist-top design delivers crucial data for gauging performance, direction and weather.

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176 E. Third St. • Downtown Chico (530) 345–5011 • Open Daily www.ChicoMountainSports.com www.facebook.com/chicomountainsports

220 W. Fourth St. • Chico (530) 895–1515

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Holiday Gifts & Decor to Treasure! Christian & Johnson Floral and Gifts is celebrating over a century of gorgeous Holidays! Stop by and browse through their winter wonderland of unique gifts, lovely seasonal décor, fresh flowers and plants. Don’t forget the complimentary gift wrapping. Friendly and experienced designers will be happy to help make your gift-giving beautiful, and your Season memorable! Since 1907, C&J has been making the Holidays bright in Chico!

ChristiAn & Johnson

250 Vallombrosa • Chico (530) 891–1881 www.christianandjohnson.com

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Shop Local Hot Holiday Accessories Anika Burke Eclectic Boutique enjoys providing Chico with the essence of California’s casual lifestyle. This ever–popular shop is chock-full of modern and classy women’s & men’s clothing and accessories. Dress with ease and rock every piece you wear! This week’s special offer: Fleece–lined leggings, four for $20 or $12.95 each. Available in 10 colors.

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Give Happy. Make Happy. We like smiles at Home Ec. With our unique variety of gifts and home décor, like the gurgling GurglePot pitcher, you are sure to find something to make everyone on your holiday list smile. Visit us in downtown Chico to explore our selection of smartly designed homewares, modern home décor, and other random awesomeness. Gift certificates and complimentary gift wrapping available.

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231 Main St • Chico (530) 343–5686 www.shophomeec.com

AnikA Burke eclectic Boutique

211 Main St • Chico (530) 918–8850 www.AnikaBurke.com

Izip Zuma $1999 Up to 30 miles per charge. Throttle or pedal assist. Comfort cruiser stylintg with a durable rear rack fo added carrying capacity. Speed up to 20 mph. Electric bikes are changing the way people move. The new hybrid electric bikes are stylish, affordable, functional, eco-friendly, and most of all, fun. No licensing fee or DMV registration fees. Come in today for a test ride.

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455 20th St. (20th & Mulberry) • Chico (530) 899–7270 • redmountaingreencycle.com

Boutique shopping in Chico Mall has never been like this! Come to Katie’s Corner II for fine ladies clothing, fashion accessories and gifts. Also, browse our decorative accents for the home and our one-of-a-kind vintage and antique pieces for entertaining and hosting afternoon tea. Katie’s clothing selections are unique and appeal to fashion conscious women with discriminating tastes. Interwoven among the clothing are beautiful displays of unusual home accents, and vintage and antique pieces collected from around the world!

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Inside Chico Mall, next to Sears Chico • (530) 892–2228

Available at Kusel’s Big Store! Illume scented candles are 100% natural and hand crafted with essential oils. You’ll love our Gilded Amberleaf collection; rich cedarwood and golden amber are infused with mandarin, vetiver, vanilla and tobacco to fashion a warm, irresistible fragrance. And the tins will create beautiful storage long after the candle is burnt out!

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1955 Montgomery St Historic Downtown Oroville Monday - Friday 10-6, Saturday 10-5, Sunday 11-4 Facebook.com/kuselsbigstore Instagram: @KuselsBigStore www.Kuselsbigstore.com

Fairy Gardens Make Wonderful Gifts! Magnolia Gift and Garden carries a whimsical variety of Fairy Garden figurines, miniature furniture, and accessories. Whether you pick out a few special pieces or create an entire mini fairy garden in one of our beautiful ceramic pots, that special person on your list will be sure to enjoy adding it to their own home and garden. You can select each piece individually or start off with one of our Fairy Garden kits.

MAGnoliA Gift And GArden

1367 East Ave. • Chico (530) 894–5410 • MagnoliaGardening.com Open Mon-Sat 10-5 • Sunday 10-3

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20% Off Accessories Now Through Dec 24 get 20% off accessories including: lighting, rugs, art, mirrors, wall décor, floral, candles, wall partitions, coat racks, pillows, throws, table top décor, runners, ottomans, and Christmas items. Esplanade Furniture is Chico’s oldest furniture store. In addition to name brand furniture you’ll find an amazing array of accessories. Stop in today to browse the store! Find us on Facebook.

EspLanadE FurniturE

1750 Esplanade • (530) 891–4788 www.esplanade-furniture.com

Local Deliciousness Llano Seco Rancho is a historic California Rancho in its sixth generation of responsible land and animal stewardship. Our organic pork and beef and heirloom bean products are for sale at Chico Natural Foods Co-op, S&S Produce, and the Chico Certified Farmers’ Market (Sat mornings). Also enjoy them at Grana, Bacio Catering, Red Tavern, The Kitchen Table, Winchester Goose, Sierra Nevada Restaurant, and Green Paradise Cafe.

Classic Americana Give the gift of classic Americana like this vintage American Oak Hoosier Cabinet. It’s just like the Hoosier Cabinet your mama made those favorite holiday cookies on. You’ll find treasures like this and many more pieces of beautiful antique furniture. Take your time to browse the store and see and feel what quality is all about. Eighth & Main Antiques has 30,000 sq. ft. of gifts. Over 65 vendors carry nostalgic treasures, collectables, memorabilia, and retro looks from bygone years. Stop in today!

Eighth & Main antiquEs

745 Main, Chico • (530) 893–5534

Give the gift of fun! Donkey Otey, a miniature donkey, or Cisco, a miniature horse, will attend your birthday party, wedding or other celebration. Cart rides for you and your friends add to the fun. Use us in your holiday photos! This non-profit organization is supported by donations for its educational programs and projects. Children become motivated when a mini-donkey is part of their lesson. Gift Certificates available.

LittLE nEighs, LittLE Brays (530) 828–0171 (530) 345–7825 www.littleneighslittlebrays.com friesjnt@aol.com

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Unique Toys – Small Prices We have hundreds of stocking stuffers and toys to choose from for your little ones this holiday season. Come in today to check out our wide variety of stuffed animals, puzzles, dolls, Hello Kitty, trinkets and much more. Great gifts for all ages at affordable prices!

housE oF ricE oriEntaL iMports & giFts

338 Broadway • Chico (530) 893–1794

Lunatic Fringe Belly Dance Essentials & Gypsy Street Wear Lunatic Fringe Belly Dance Essentials and Gypsy Street Wear has been serving the greater San Francisco Bay Area since the turn of the century, and has now relocated to Chico! Lunatic Fringe offers unique clothing, accessories, jewelry, and gifts for the extraordinary woman. We’re much more than a belly dance store.

Lunatic FringE BELLy dancE EssEntiaLs & gypsy strEEt WEar

163 E. Third St • Downtown Chico (530) 858–0895 Open Mon-Fri 10:30-6, Saturdays 9-6 Now open Sundays till Dec 25 facebook.com/pages/Lunatic-Fringe-Belly-Dance-Essentials

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Flavorful Holiday Gifts Want to share 5th Street Steakhouse with a friend or family member? Gift cards make it simple. Great for the holidays, birthdays, anniversaries and company parties. 5th Street Steakhouse food tastes great on any occasion!

5th Street SteakhouSe

345 W. Fifth St. • Chico (530) 891–6328 5thstreetsteakhouse.com

AUTHENTIC PLATINUM RING W/ 3.36 TCW The design is an authentic early 1900’s hand pierced fancy. The platinum ring has (23) diamonds with the largest (3) diamonds set bead and bright style. The remaining (20) diamonds are bead set symmetrically throughout the entire top of the ring. The sapphires are set in clusters of (3) stones at the top portion of the band. Appraised at $11,335. Will sell for $8,500.

ChiCo Coin & Jewelry

1414 Park Ave. Suite 108 • Chico (530) 894–5436

Voted Chico’s Best Asian Cuisine, Best Take-Out and Oroville’s Best Restaurant, Tong Fong Low offers a delicious dining experience. Stuff your loved ones holiday stockings with Gift Certificates for this popular, locally owned and operated restaurant. Purchase $100 and receive an extra $10 FREE. Offer valid during the holidays only. Tong Fong Low wishes everyone good health and happy dining! Catering available.

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2075 East 20th St, Suite 100 • Chico (530) 898–1388 2051 Robinson Ave • Oroville (530) 533–1488

Chico’s Own Locally Grown Wines. The Perfect Holiday Gift. Bertagna Son Kissed Vineyards grows only the highest-quality, organic grapes. Meticulous farming in the field and attention to detail in the winery produce a superior quality product. Find our wines at Chico Natural Foods, S&S Produce, Chico Costco, Raley’s Safeway, BevMo, Maisie Jane’s, J&J Cellars, The Olive Pitt, Wagon Wheel Market, Tops Market and SaveMart, to list a few. Please see our website for a complete listing. Our tasting room is open seasonally the first weekend of the month from April – October.

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Travel to Tuscany with Mooney Farms The beautiful Tuscan style company store is open Monday through Friday from 10am-4pm. Every Wednesday during the holiday season, enjoy samples of Bella Sun Luci Italian favorites including their award-winning Bella Sun Luci Arbequina Extra Virgin Olive Oil and Sun Dried Tomato line. Gift baskets are available to purchase or create your own unique design. Shipping is available.

Mooney farMS

Dinner for Two

1220 Fortress Street • Chico 95973 (530) 889–2661 www.MooneyFarms.com Holiday hours Mon-Fri 10am to 4pm

3363 Hegan Lane • Chico • (530) 343–8014 www.BertagnaWine.com

Enjoy a True Chico Tradition Shubert’s Homemade Ice Cream & Candy has been a Chico tradition for over 75 years! Homemade boxed chocolates, peanut brittle, English toffee and Divinity are just a few treats our families have come to look forward to during the holidays. Pre-order ice-cream pies now! The perfect holiday dessert! Don’t forget your Shubert’s Mints this season – no holiday celebration would be complete without them!

ShuBert’S iCe CreaM & Candy

178 E. Seventh St Chico (530) 342–7163 www.shuberts.com

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THURSDAY 12|5—WEDNESDAY 12|11 OPEN MIKEFULL: Open mic night to share your music, poetry, comedy, or other talents in a 10-minute slot. Th, 7pm. $1. Paradise Grange Hall, 5704 Chapel Dr. in Paradise, (530) 873-1370.

RUGGED AND RAW TOUR: Notorious rapper and producer R.A. the Rugged Man hits town with Humboldt County crew Potluck and joins Chico’s Resonators for a full night of hip-hop. Th, 12/5, 6pm. $16 (avail. at Blaze ’N J’s). Chico Women’s Club, 592 E. Third St., (530) 894-1978.

THE WAILIN’ JENNYS: Chico’s favorite

5THURSDAY AARON RICH & FRIENDS: Country music round-robin. Third and First Th of every month, 9pm. Free. Crazy Horse

Winnipeg folk trio return to town. Th, 12/5, 7:30pm. $30. Paradise Performing Arts Center, 777 Nunnelly Rd. in Paradise, (530) 872-8454, www.par adiseperformingarts.com.

THE WAILIN’ JENNYS Tonight, Dec. 5 Paradise Performing Arts Center SEE THURSDAY

THE YULE LOGS: Butte County’s favorite holiday rockers help the brewing company celebrate its third anniversary. Th, 12/5, 8pm. $5. Feather Falls Casino Brewing Co., 3 Alverda Dr. in Oroville, (530) 533-3885, www.featherfalls casino.com/brewing-co.

Saloon, 303 Main St., (530) 894-5408.

BLUES UNPLUGGED: Featuring musical

stylings of Mark Holder. Th, 12/5, 710pm. Café Flo, 365 E. Sixth St., (530) 514-8888, www.liveatflo.weebly.com.

CHICO JAZZ COLLECTIVE: Thursday jazz.

Th, 8-11pm. Free. The DownLo, 319 Main St., (530) 892-2473.

HAPPY HOUR: Loki and friends perform to get your weekend started. Th, 12/5, 5-7pm. Café Flo, 365 E. Sixth St., (530) 514-8888, www.liveatflo.weebly.com.

JOHN SEID DUO: John Seid and Larry Peterson play an eclectic mix of The Beatles, blues and standards. Th, 6-

9pm. Opens 12/5. Grana, 198 E. Second St., (530) 809-2304.

MOON HONEY: Baton Rouge, La., psychrockers come to town with Chicagobased singer/songwriter Jesse W. Johnson (of Jet W. Lee). Locals Bunnymilk and Cooper Grosscup open. Th, 12/5, 8pm. $5. Café Coda, 265 Humboldt Ave., (530) 566-9476, www.cafecoda.com.

E. Third St., (530) 894-1978.

CHRIS GARDNER BAND: Local country

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Durham doesn’t immediately jump to mind as an entertainment destination, so it’s nice when the small community hosts out-of-town entertainment promising enough to encourage non-Durhamites to make the short trip. On Tuesday, Dec. 10, North Carolina bluegrass quintet Sideline appears there at the Mid-Valley Baptist Church. Make sure to stop for a drink at Durham’s finest drinking establishment, the Empire Club, on the way to the church for this promising event hosted by the California Bluegrass Association.

jazz appointment with experimental local troupe Bogg. F, 11am. Free. Café Coda, 265 Humboldt Ave., (530) 5669476, www.cafecoda.com.

IRISH-MUSIC HAPPY HOUR: A Chico tradition: Friday-night happy hour with a traditional Irish music session by the Pub Scouts. F, 4pm. $1. Duffy’s Tavern, 337 Main St., (530) 343-7718.

LORNA AND BRAD: The duo performs. F,

12/6, 7-10pm. Café Flo, 365 E. Sixth St., (530) 514-8888, www.liveatflo.wee bly.com.

MANDOLIN JAZZ: Bob Kirkland Trio with

Chris Wenger and Matt Christensen F,

local acoustic singer/songwriters and musicians. F, 7:30pm. 100th Monkey Books & Café, 642 W. Fifth St.

meet Pacific Northwest rock. F, 12/6, 9pm. $5. Tackle Box Bar & Grill, 375 E. Park Ave., (530) 345-7499.

SORIN CD RELEASE: The local prog-met-

BIV & THE MNEUMONICS: S.F. folk-rock crew joins Chico’s The Rugs. Nubble and Karoline May Farris open. F, 12/6,

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rockers take the stage. F, 12/6, 9:30pm. $5. Feather Falls Casino Brewing Co., 3 Alverda Dr. in Oroville, (530) 533-3885, www.featherfallscasino.com/ brewing-co.

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ACOUSTIC MUSIC JAM: A jam hosted by

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OPEN MIC: Singers, poets and musicians welcome. Th, 7-10pm. Has Beans Internet Café & Galleria, 501 Main St., (530) 894-3033, www.hasbeans.com.

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ARMED FOR APOCALYPSE: The metal fourpiece returns from its European tour. San Fransisco-based goth/metal dudes Death Valley High, and local punk/ hardcore band Gigantes open. Tu, 12/10, 8pm. $5. Café Coda, 265 Humboldt Ave., (530) 566-9476, www.cafecoda.com.

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CHICO HIGH WINTER CHORAL CONCERT: Crust Bakery & Eatery, 130 Main St., (530) 345-4128.

BOBBY JOE EBOLA AND THE CHILDREN MACNUGGITS: East Bay duo brings their “pretty songs about awful things” to the pizza parlor. Garagerock trio Severance Package, and local punks Badger and Baghdad Batteries open. Sa, 12/7, 8pm. $5. Monstros Pizza & Subs, 628 W. Sacramento Ave., (530) 345-7672.

sor David Dvorin’s chamber/jazz duo.

Sa, 12/7, 7pm. Café Flo, 365 E. Sixth St., (530) 514-8888, www.liveatflo.wee bly.com.

NUDE AND TRUE CD RELEASE: Paradise indie rockers release their debut album. Brave Season (Yuba City), Sac’s Featherweight and brother/sister duo Frontier open Sa, 12/7, 8pm. $5. Café Coda, 265 Humboldt Ave., (530) 5669476, www.cafecoda.com.

OPEN MIC: Open-mic night with Aaron

and Friends. Tu, 7-10pm. Opens 12/10. Café Flo, 365 E. Sixth St., (530) 514-8888, www.liveatflo.weebly.com.

THE YULE LOGS: Festive favorites by

Chico’s holiday rock stars. Sa, 12/7, 9pm. $5. Duffy’s Tavern, 337 Main St., (530) 343-7718.

ROY ROGERS: The badass blues slide guitarist and his Delta Rhythm Kings are joined by friend and fiddle-master Carlos Reyes. Tu, 12/10, 7:30pm. SOLD OUT. Sierra Nevada Brewing Co., 1075 E. 20th St., (530) 892-4647, www.sierra nevada.com.

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Sa, 12/7, 9pm. $5. Feather Falls Casino Brewing Co., 3 Alverda Dr. in Oroville, (530) 533-3885, www.featherfalls casino.com/brewing-co.

Hear the sounds of the season by the choral students of Chico High School. Tu, 12/10, 7pm. $7. Center for the Arts, 1475 East Ave., (530) 899-2692, www.chicousd.org.

PULL-STRING: Chico State music profes-

LED ZEPAGAIN: Led Zeppelin tribute band.

JOHN SEID DUO: John Seid and Larry Peterson play and eclectic mix of The Beatles, blues and standards. Su, 12/8, 6-9pm. 5th Street Steakhouse, 345 W. Fifth St., (530) 891-6328, www.5th streetsteakhouse.com.

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SHIGEMI & FRIENDS: Live jazz with keyboardist Shigemi Minetaka and rotating accompaniment. Tu, 6:308:30pm. Free. Farm Star Pizza, 2359 Esplanade, (530) 343-2056, www.farm starpizza.com.

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and Larry Peterson play and eclectic mix of The Beatles, blues and standards. W, 12/11, 6-9pm. Grana, 198 E. Second St., (530) 809-2304.

LAURIE DANA: Soul, light rock, blues, country, Tin Pan Alley, jazz and more. W, 7-9pm. Free. VIP Ultra Lounge, 191 E. Second St.

MINI MUSIC FEST: With prog/math/postmetal band Wizard Rifle headlining, plus Paradise’s Epitaph of Atlas, Redding’s Gyro Spazzers and Monk Warrior, and Chico bands Outside Looking In, Surrounded By Giants and CITIES. W, 12/11, 7pm. $7. Monstros Pizza & Subs, 628 W. Sacramento Ave., (530) 345-7672.

OPEN MIC: An all-ages open mic for musicians, poets, comedians, storytellers and dancers. W, 7pm. Free. 100th Monkey Books & Café, 642 W. Fifth St.

PAGEANT THEATRE BENEFIT: W, 12/11, 8pm. $15 (buy at Duffy’s or Pageant). Arc Pavilion, 2040 Park Ave., (530) 891-5865.

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SMILE EMPTY SOUL: The So-Cal alt-rockers are joined at LaSalles on their Merican Chemicals Tour by Clockwork Hero, Raven Throne, First Decree and Acidic. W, 12/11, 8pm. $8. LaSalles, 229 Broadway St., (530) 893-1891.

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STEVE JOHNSON: And his musical menu. W, 12/11, 7-9pm. Café Flo, 365 E. Sixth

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Jonathan Richman, frontman of protopunks the Modern Lovers, has an intimate connection with Chico that keeps him coming back on a semiregular basis, usually to play intimate shows at Duffy’s advertised only through wordof-mouth. By the time the word gets around to some people, the standing-room interior of the bar is long since sold out. This time around, everyone gets a fair shake to see the shy-butspectacular performer, as he’s playing the much larger Arc Pavilion for a more widely advertised event benefiting the beloved Pageant Theatre on Wednesday, Dec. 11. The Yule Logs are also playing.

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IN THE MIX The English Girl Daniel Silva HarperCollins Readers who enjoy sophisticated novels of international intrigue like those of John le Carré and Alan Furst will enjoy this book, the 13th featuring the Israeli master art restorer and spy Gabriel Allon. When the British prime minister’s secret lover, a rising star in his governing party, is kidnapped while vacationing in Corsica—“You have seven days, or the girl dies,” the note reads—the Israeli government agrees to do the Brits a favor by rescuing her before the kidnappers’ deadline expires. Allon’s crafty search leads him from Corsica to the criminal demimonde of Marseilles, from 10 Downing Street in London to the dangerous streets of Moscow and St. Petersburg, where he uncovers a plot at the highest levels of the Russian government. Silva creates a vivid array of characters and settings, and his plot twists often and unexpectedly, but the story is utterly current and never seems less than plausible, and the reader finds it hard to put the book down. Please note: There’s a fair amount of backstory in a Gabriel Allon tale, so readers who enjoy this novel might want to read the others, beginning with the first in the series, The Kill Artist. —Robert Speer

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There’s something classic-sounding about Mug Museum, Cate Le Bon’s third full-length. The spare instrumentation and her demure voice bring to mind The Velvet Underground & Nico (especially Nico) and 1960s yé-yé. Le Bon is neither a New Yorker nor French, but this Welsh chanteuse brings those elements to her music, and she does so without sounding retro. And while Le Bon toggles between past and future pop, she also maneuvers through a range of emotions. Like The Smiths did so well, Le Bon has a way of raining on her own parade—even when the melody is sunny. That’s a compliment. A lot of this comes from the subject matter, which revolves around the aftermath of the death of her grandmother. Le Bon’s voice, which drips with a noticeable Welsh brogue, also lends itself to weepy tales. Opener “I Can’t Help You” and first single “Are You With Me Now?” are scrumptiously sweet. “Wild” gives listeners a taste of her band’s psych-rock influence, while the title track strips down to only piano and vocals. At a taut 10 songs, Mug Museum is laserfocused—and both Le Bon and listeners get plenty of mileage from it.

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Frozen (2013) (3D) (PG) 12:35PM 3:10PM 5:45PM 8:20PM Frozen (2013) (Digital) (PG)11:00AM 1:40PM 4:20PM 7:00PM 9:40PM GraviTy (3D) (PG-13) 7:30PM 9:50PM

PhiloMena (Digital) (PG-13) (10:05AM*) 12:25PM 2:45PM 5:05PM 7:25PM 9:45PM Thor: The Dark WorlD (Digital) (PG-13) 11:45AM 2:25PM 5:05PM 7:45PM 10:25PM

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Time of Death

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Each one-hour installment in Showtime’s six-episode documentary series Time of Death follows the final weeks, days and hours of life of a different person—e.g., a woman who worked as a death-and-dying counselor who has pancreatic cancer, a former “wild guy” completely crippled by the advanced stages of Lou Gehrig’s disease, etc. And running alongside the individual episodes is the extended story of Maria, a single mother of three with stage-four breast cancer. Each profile offers an unflinching look at a different manner of death and how the dying and their families and caregivers deal with it all—some embrace the pain and beauty of the ride, and some (especially Maria and her confused and scared children) fight it and each other along the way. Despite the fact that these stories are central ones in all of our lives—we all deal with death several times over—these tender, confusing, difficult and often intimate moments are not often the ones we share. Time of Death is right up there with A&E’s excellent Intervention as the most emotionally powerful TV programs I’ve experienced. The final episode airs Friday, Dec. 6, at 9 p.m., and all six episodes will be available On Demand through Jan. 14. —Jason Cassidy

TV

Reviewers: Craig Blamer, Bob Grimm and Juan-Carlos Selznick.

Opening this week Blue is the Warmest Color

Trunkful of hope.

Winner of the Palme d’Or at this year’s Cannes Film Festival, this French/Tunisian film tells the coming-ofage love story of a 15-year-old girl name Adèle (Adèle Exarchopoulos) who finds love and explores her sexuality with a blue-haired art student named Emma (Léa Seydoux). Based on Julie Maroh’s graphic novel of the same name. Pageant Theatre. Rated NC-17.

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Cowboy up! Star performances drive biopic on cowboyturned-Robin Hood for AIDS patients

L bullrider and full-time party animal from Texas. When doctors told him he was HIVanky Ron Woodroof was a macho

positive, he went into very angry denial. When his AIDS symptoms became overwhelmingly obvious, he by began a headlong battle lookJuan-Carlos ing for cures—approved or Selznick not—and becoming a kind of outlaw advocate for AIDS patients. Dallas Buyers Club charts Woodroof’s journey from macho, homophobic bon vivant to swashbuckling purDallas Buyers veyor of medical alternatives. Club In the process, that bluntStarring edged machismo (a TexasMatthew McConaughey, style cocktail of sex, drugs Jared Leto and and rodeo) gradually morphs Jennifer Garner. into something else. He sheds Directed by his chauvinism and prejudice Jean-Marc and begins channeling his Vallée. Cinemark 14. love of risk-taking into the Rated R. fight against AIDS, especially the part of that battle that must be pursued outside the lines laid down by the medical, legal and business estabPoor lishments in the U.S. A big part of Woodroof’s story comes off here as a Fair dark-humored picaresque escapade, a furiously rambunctious bootlegging caper in the midst of life-and-death Good emergencies. That makes for an intriguing narrative hook, but Dallas Buyers Club earns Very Good its deepest interest by way of two remarkable performances, along with the provocative diversity of its secondExcellent

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ary characters. Matthew McConaughey’s devilishly engaging performance as the rough-edged Woodroof is the film’s centerpiece, but both the performance and the characterization are markedly enriched by assorted encounters with all those secondary figures. The transvestite Rayon (a floridly sashaying Jared Leto) is at the top of that list, but there are several others worthy of special note—a police patrolman (Steve Zahn) who is Woodroof’s longtime pal; an increasingly sympathetic physician (Jennifer Garner); an unlicensed doctor (Griffin Dunne) who offers alternative cures from a clandestine south-of-the-border clinic; as well as a miscellany of bland authority figures in business suits. McConaughey’s scenes with Leto are the best in the film. Many of those moments are little chapters in an ongoing story of crumbling stereotypes. And a supermarket contretemps with one of Woodroof’s former pals becomes the occasion for a sidelong gesture of genuine respect (from Woodroof) for Rayon. For that moment at least, the rodeo rowdy and the campy cross-dresser are players in a buddybuddy story of a most unexpected sort. The screenplay (written by Craig Borten and Melisa Wallack) is very uneven. Director Jean-Marc Vallée and McConaughey make the most of its stronger points, but the scripted mixture of didacticism and entertainment sometimes falls flat. Dr. Eve Saks (Garner), to take the most conspicuous example, is a key medical ally, but the filmmakers’ insistence on bringing a facile romantic dimension to her story leaves both Garner and her character stranded in incoherence. A not-quite-secret ingredient in all this is 1970s rocker Marc Bolan. Photos of Bolan are crucial to Rayon’s notions of interior decoration, and Vallée honors that impulse via three of Bolan’s T. Rex songs on the soundtrack. Ω

Writer/director Scott Cooper’s follow-up to his celebrated debut, Crazy Heart (2009), is set in the economically depressed Rust Belt. There, a steelworker (Christian Bale) is faced with the prospect of tracking down and saving his younger brother (Casey Affleck) from a lawless underworld of drugs and bare-knuckle fighting where a very dangerous man (Woody Harrelson) holds all the power. Cinemark 14 and Feather River Cinemas. Rated R.

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12 Years a Slave

Director Steve McQueen’s new film recounts the agonizing ordeal of a prosperous and well-educated African-American, a freed man named Solomon Northup, who was shanghaied back into slavery for more than a decade in pre-Civil War U.S. As such, 12 Years a Slave is a sometimes a grueling history lesson that pays graphic attention to the physical cruelties as well as the legal and moral injustices of the slavery system. A certain weakness for punishing realism might have been fatal, were it not for the brilliancies of characterization that bring the whole thing back to life just as a grim despondency threatens to take over. Ultimately, the prime example of that brilliance comes via Solomon Northup himself (Chiwetel Ejiofor). The movie, which portrays Solomon as refusing to be defined by his own victimhood, finds its most powerful and incisive dramatics in the tragic ironies of the man’s struggle not just to survive but to preserve a sense of dignity and self in the midst of soul-crushing cruelties. Paradise Cinema 7. Rated R —J.C.S.

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All Is Lost

Robert Redford’s superb performance, most of it wordless, is the dramatic heart and soul of J. C. Chandor’s astonishing little lost-at-sea epic. But while Redford’s solitary mariner is the film’s lone character, All Is Lost is no one-man show. Instead, it’s a tour de force of filmmaking, an inspired collaboration of Redford and writer-director Chandor working in concert with a gifted crew. The story is simple enough: A man is struggling to survive in a sinking sailboat somewhere far from land in the Indian Ocean. The action is fast and furious throughout, but Chandor and company never lose sight of the story’s intertwined dramas—the physical battle against the elements and the more intimate one of a not-quitelost soul facing the escalating evidence of his own insignificance. Pageant Theatre. Rated PG-13 —J.C.S.

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See review this issue. Cinemark 14. Rated R —J.C.S.

Delivery Man

Canadian writer/director Ken Scott remakes his own movie, Starbuck (2012), with Vince Vaughn now starring as an American version of his original character, a sperm-bank donor who finds out 20 years later that his seed has sprouted 533 children, and who now must decide whether or not to come forward as the biological dad of the 142 of them who have filed a lawsuit to figure out his identity. Cinemark 14, Feather River Cinemas and Paradise Cinema 7. Rated PG-13.

Free Birds

An animated feature about two turkeys (voiced by Woody Harrelson and Owen Wilson) who travel back in time to try to alter history in a way that keeps their kind from ending up on the Thanksgiving table every year. Cinemark 14. Rated PG.

Frozen

The new Disney computer-animated feature is an adaptation of Hans Christian Andersen’s fairytale, The Snow Queen. In the film, a young princess embarks on an epic journey to find her sister—the Snow Queen—whose magical powers have buried the kingdom in a never-ending winter. Cinemark 14, Feather River Cinemas and Paradise Cinema 7. Rated PG.

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Gravity

The new film by Alfonso Cuarón is a dazzling piece of artful entertainment. It’s a sci-fi adventure, with a pair of stranded astronauts played by George Clooney and Sandra Bullock trying to survive a space-station calamity, and it packs a great deal of unexpected interest into what might sound like a relatively simple story. Scarcity of oxygen, suspension of the law of gravity, extreme physical isolation—they all heighten the stakes in the characters’ efforts to improvise self-rescue via the increasingly disabled remnants of their elaborate space-travel technology. Cuarón and company make wonderfully expressive use of the 3D format on behalf of all of its main concerns. Both visually and dramatically, Gravity is about human beings struggling to get their bearings, in several senses of that word. Spatial and psychological disorientation recurs, but the screenplay by Alfonso and his brother Jonás Cuarón also nudges us toward perspectives on the dimensions of human identity, of purpose and self, and locale. Cinemark 14. Rated PG-13 —J.C.S.

Homefront

After moving his family to a sleepy town, a DEA agent (Jason Statham) gets involved in a war with the local meth dealer (James Franco) and his cronies. Cinemark 14, Feather River Cinemas and Paradise Cinema 7. Rated R.

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The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

As a bridge, Catching Fire is in itself entertaining, but suffers in that it gets us only to the midway point of a story that ends in 2015. We rejoin Katniss (Jennifer Lawrence) and Gale (Liam Hemsworth) as they spend some quality time hunting in the woods while the narrative arc kicks in. It seems that President Snow (Donald Sutherland) isn’t too happy with Katniss and Peeta (Josh Hutcherson) escaping his deadly machinations and sowing the seeds of revolution, so he brings in the ultimate game-designer (Philip Seymour Hoffman) to whip up something to clear the slate of all the past winners of the Hunger Games. So it’s back into the arena, and this time the emphasis is more on the game versus the competitors, than the competitors going after each other. We are never given anything but a rudimentary introduction to most of them, so as the casualties pile up, any connection with the characters existing as anything other than clay pigeons rings hollow. However, the film does move along cracklingly enough for a 2 1/2-hour entertainment. Cinemark 14, Feather River Cinemas and Paradise Cinema 7. Rated PG-13 —C.B.

Philomena

Stephen Frears (The Queen, High Fidelity) directs this based-on-real-events story about a British journalist (Steve Coogan) who helps a woman (Judi Dench) find out what happened to the son she was forced to give up for adoption 50 years earlier. Cinemark 14. Rated PG.

Thor: The Dark World

Chris Hemsworth is back as the god/superhero with the all-powerful hammer, reuniting with Jane Foster (Natalie Portman) and reluctantly teaming up with his scheming adoptive brother Loki (Tom Hiddleston) on a journey that will “force him to sacrifice everything to save us all.” Cinemark 14, Feather River Cinemas and Paradise Cinema 7. Rated PG-13.

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Paradise Cinema 7. Rated R —J.C.S.

Ender’s Game

Cinemark 14. Rated PG-13 —B.G.

Last Vegas

Cinemark 14. Rated PG-13.

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All victims of sexual assault will recieve a free forensic medical examination, regardless of whether or not they choose to participate in the criminal justice process.

Nick Day, Arts DEVO will begin the celebrating with some beer-related items:

• Happy beerday, Handle Bar! Chico, raise your glass to the craft-beer bar on the southeast side; The Handle Bar turns 1 year old this Friday, Dec. 6. To celebrate, owners Brian and Carolyn Kanabrocki have “asked breweries from far and wide for something special to pour,” so show up Friday, starting at 5 p.m., share a special beer, and say, “Thanks!”

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS about sexual assault. If you or someone you know has been sexually assaulted, contact Rape Crisis Intervention and Prevention.

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• Home beer hits the road: It’s official: Our hometown sweetheart is seeing another city. The Torpedo Room, Sierra Nevada Brewing Co.’s second tap room and its first outside of Chico, officially opened in Berkeley (at 2031 Fourth St.) on Nov. 26. The 16-tap bar is offering taster flights and growlers of some of the special and smaller-batch beers that Chicoans have had all to themselves for so many years. But Chico is open-minded; we don’t mind sharing, and the world deserves the Sierra Nevada experience. Congrats to Ken Grossman and Sierra Nevada … and to Berkeley! (Next stop: North Carolina.) • Beer cloning: Despite its somewhat limited production, Russian River Brewing Co.’s world-famous double India Pale Ale Pliny the Elder does make its way to Chico from Santa Rosa fairly regularly, showing up for a few days at a time at a handful of local pubs and beer markets before emails and texts go out announcing the new batch in town and the shelves are once again cleared. To help sate my craving between shipments, I decided a couple of months ago to hit the Internet and track down a clone recipe for Pliny and try to homebrew a backup supply of Pliny the Elder ... Pliny the Cloned the golden goodness. Imagine my delight when one of my first searches took me to no mere clone, but to the actual Pliny the Elder recipe (scaled down for homebrewers), as told by Russian River owner/brewmaster Vinnie Cilurzo to Zymurgy magazine in a 2009 article he penned on the art of crafting double IPAs. So, last weekend, after augmenting my rudimentary brew setup with some new and some borrowed equipment, and buying an ungodly amount of dried hops and a pack of hot dogs for the grill, some of my dudes and I finally brewed Pliny. It was my first all-grain batch of beer, and I know I made a mistake or four, so we’ll see how it turns out in a few weeks. It might not end up being Pliny, but it’ll still be a fresh, hoppy beer that I can share with my fellow hopheads. Hit me up if you wanna try some. • Dec. 5: Tonight’s the night, Krampusnacht: I shall don a demon mask and run through the streets swigging schnapps and whipping strangers, as Krampus intended. Of course, when I say “demon mask,” I mean a “snuggly hoodie” and maybe a sweater (I could catch my death out there!). And, when I say “streets,” “schnapps” and “whipping,” I mean sitting at the “Winchester Goose” drinking a “tasty craft beer,” while “slapping” the backs of friends and neighbors. Krampus run in Austria. PHOTO BY ANTIFLUOR

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The guy had a bad neighbor. That gave me an idea as to what was wrong. I called an acquaintance at the National Appraisal Institute. “How much effect does a bad neighbor have on a house’s value?” I asked. “We refer to that as ‘external obsolescence,’” he said.

I got a call from an angry guy. “I got burned!” he said. “An appraiser came to my house and low-balled me.” The angry guy said he’d done a lot of work on his place, and the appraiser had given it no credit.

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“I’m surprised he could find his way around here at all,” he said, “because he must have been blind as a bat!”

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I drove up to the angry guy’s house. The outside paint was fresh; the roof appeared to be in good shape; the grass was mowed.

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He told me he’d seen situations where external obsolescence, such as a bad neighbor, loud noises or foul odor, lowered a property’s value by more than 10 percent. “Does this particular neighbor demonstrate anything like an unkempt yard, annoying pets, unpleasant odors, loud music, dangerous trees, or a poorly maintained exterior?” he asked. “All of that.” “Oh my,” he said. I relayed this new information to the angry guy.

He swung open the front door. “Welcome to the meat and potatoes of the American Dream!” he said.

“You forgot one thing,” the angry guy said. “My neighbor is also a jerk!”

“Ha! Good one,” I said. His neighborhood had been built shortly after World War II, and many of the homes were originally sold to returning veterans.

I told him the National Appraisal Institute recommends looking into possible code violations by a bad neighbor, and, if necessary, hiring an attorney.

Unfortunately for the angry guy, appraisers not only analyze the meat and potatoes, they analyze the side dishes, too. In other words, the house being appraised doesn’t stand alone—your neighbors are part of the picture as well.

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4078 Spyglass Rd (X St: Garner) 3 Bd / 2.5 Ba, 2833 Sq.Ft, 19x25 attached Shop. $599,000 Sandy Stoner 514-5555 Frank “Speedy” Condon 864-7726

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538 Burnt Ranch Wy (X St: Eaton) 5 Bd / 3 Ba, 3,113 Sq.Ft. $449,950 Patty Davis Rough 864-4329 Effie Khaki 514-3334

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1833 Bree Ct (X St: Lott Rd) 5 Bd / 4 Ba, 3,162 Sq.Ft. $584,000 John Spain 519-5726 68 Eagle Nest Dr (X St: Lava) 4 Bd / 3.5 Ba, 2,833 Sq.Ft. $539,900 Brandi Laffins 321-9562

Sat. 11-1, 2-4 & Sun. 11-1, 2-4 1325 Kentfield Rd. (X St: East 1st) 3 Bd / 3 Ba, 2,522 Sq.Ft. $485,000 Ronnie Owen 518-0911 Brandi Laffins 321-9562 Justin Jewett 518-4089

2714 North Ave (X St: La Mesa) 4 Bd / 2.5 Ba, 2,396 Sq.Ft. $347,000 Jim Aguilar 519-4714 273 Autumn Gold (X St: Henshaw) 4 Bd / 2.5 Ba, 2,081 Sq.Ft. $329,000 Carolyn Fejes 966-4457

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182 Picholine Way (X St: Bruce) 3 Bd / 2 Ba, 1815 Sq.Ft. $319,000 Matt Kleimann 521-8064

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10 Smith Bros (X St: W 6th Ave) 3 Bd / 2 Ba, 1762 Sq.Ft. $294,500 Steve Kasprzyk 518-4850

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19 Elisha Ct. (X St: Cohasset Rd.) 3 Bd / 2 Ba, 1,614 SqFt. $289,500 Morgan Berry 774-7745

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109 Wine Blossom (X St: Eaton/ Southbury) 3 Bd / 2 Ba, 1314 Sq.Ft. $275,000 Anita Miller 321-1174

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3676 Durham Dayton Hwy (X St: Dayton Rd) 3 Bd / 2 Ba, 2,558 Sq.Ft. $264,800 Katherine Ossokine 591-3837

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17 Dean Way (X St: Neal Dow) 4 Bd / 2 Ba, 1569 Sq.Ft. $254,950 Brenda Stryker 519-8338

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885 Lorinda Ln (X St: Cohassett) 3 Bd / 1 Ba, 1,288 Sq.Ft. $239,400 Alice Zeissler 518-1872

Sat. 11-1, 2-4 & Sun. 11-1, 2-4 1290 Parque Dr (X St: Mariposa) 3 Bd / 2 Ba, 1,312 Sq.Ft. $214,950 Kathy Kelly 570-7403 Effie Khaki 514-3334 Patty Davis Rough 864-4329

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562 White Ave (X St: Tom Polk) 2 Bd / 1 Ba, 1,004 Sq.Ft. $178,900 Alice Zeissler 518-1872

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person is doing business as COLLEGIAL LEARNING COMPANY, QUEST REAL ESTATE, QUEST REALTY, TK SERVICES at 341 Broadway STE. 220 Chico, CA 95928. THOMAS KELEM 975 Palmetto Ave Chico, CA 95926. This business is conducted by an Individual. Signed: THOMAS KELEM Dated: October 29, 2013 FBN Number: 2013-0001395 Published: November 14,21,27, December 5, 2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following persons are doing business as FALLING SOLUTION at 30 Drake Way #3 Chico, CA 95973. SOLUTIONS ONLY SEMINARS AND CONSULTING LLC 30 Drake Way #3 Chico, CA 95973. This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company. Signed: TIM RABETOY, CEO PRESIDENT Dated: October 25, 2013 FBN Number: 2013-0001371 Published: November 14,21,27, December 5, 2013

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person is doing business as NORTH VALLEY PAYEE SERVICES INC at 1051 Poplar St Chico, CA 95928. NORTH VALLEY PAYEE SERVICES INC 1712 Pioneer Ave Suite 100 Cheyenne, WY 82001 This business is conducted by a Corporation. Signed: HERMA TAYLOR, SECRETARY Dated: November 12, 2013 FBN Number: 2013-0001441 Published: November 21,27, December 5,12, 2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person is doing business as LUNA MADRE MIDWIFERY 236 W Frances Willard Ave Chico, CA 95926 KATARRA ARIANNA SHAW 236 W Frances Willard Ave Chico, CA 95926. This business is conducted by an Individual. Signed: KATARRA SHAW Dated: November 7, 2013 FBN Number: 2013-0001420 Published: November 21,27, December 5,12, 2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person is doing business as PAINTED VINO at 1751 Forty Niner Ct Chico, CA 95926. ERIKA NORIEGA 1751 Forty Niner Ct Chico, CA 95926. This business is conducted by an Individual. Signed: ERIKA NORIEGA Dated: October 17, 2013 FBN Number: 2013-0001351 Published: November 21,27, December 5,12, 2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person is doing business as MATEO AND COMPANY at 2000 Notre Dame Blvd #130 Chico, CA 95928. ALICIA TEJEDA 9261 Midway Durham, CA 95938. This business is conducted by an Individual. Signed: ALICIA TEJEDA Dated: November 14, 2013 FBN Number: 2013-0001465 Published: November 27, December 5,12,19, 2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following persons are doing business as SPEAKEASY AGENCY, SPEAKEASY FINANCIAL at 125 W 3rd Street, Suite 250 Chico, CA 95928. CHRISTIAN BURKE 1468 Keri Lane Chico, CA 95926. STEPHEN CHOLLET 2275 E 8th Street Chico, CA 95928. BRUCE COYKENDALL 1720 Beech Street Chico, CA 95928. This business is conducted by a General Partnership. Signed: STEPHEN CHOLLET Dated: November 20, 2013 FBN Number: 2013-0001494 Published: November 27, December 5,12,19, 2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person is doing business as BUTTE INSPECTIONS at 868 Kern Street Chico, California 95928. JOHN ALBERT SCHRAM III 868 Kern Street Chico, Califor-­ nia 95928. This business is conducted by an Individual. Signed: JOHN ALBERT SCHRAM III Dated: November 12, 2013 FBN Number: 2013-0001433 Published: November 27, December 5,12,19, 2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person is doing business as CHICO POWERWASH PROS at 2859 Carlene Place Chico, California 95973. RICK GLENN BARROSO 2859 Carlene Place Chico, California 95973. This business is conducted by an Individual. Signed: RICK GLENN BARROSO Dated: November 21, 2013 FBN Number: 2013-0001497 Published: November 27, December 5,12,19, 2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person is doing business as ROADRUNNER COURIER SERVICE at 2 London Court Chico, CA 95973. STEVE HENRY BOKULICH 2 London Court Chico, CA 95973. This business is conducted by an Individual.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following persons are doing business as MT. VISTA MOBILE AND RV PARK at 3864 Olive Hwy Oroville, California 95966. WAY OUT WEST COMMUNITIES CORPORATION 5676 Indian Lakes Rd. Fallon, NV 89406. This business is conducted by a Corporation. Signed: NICOLE ADAMS SECRETARY/CFO Dated: November 15, 2013 FBN Number: 2013-0001468 Published: December 5,12,19,26, 2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person is doing business as INFINITE HORIZONS at 1052 Viceroy Drive Chico, CA 95973. NICK KOEHLER 1052 Viceroy Drive Chico, CA 95973. This business is conducted by an Individual. Signed: NICK KOEHLER Dated: November 26, 2013 FBN Number: 2013-0001514 Published: December 5,12,19,26, 2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following persons are doing business as FLYERS 45 at 5734 Clark Road Paradise, CA 95969. FLYERS ENERGY LLC 2360 Lindbergh Street Auburn, CA 95602. This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company. Signed: THOMAS A. DWELLE, LLC MANAGER Dated: November 1, 2013 FBN Number: 2013-0001409 Published: December 5,12,19,26, 2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following persons are doing business as FLYERS 50 at 2501 Notre Dame Chico, CA 95926 FLYERS ENERGY LLC 2360 Lindbergh Street Auburn, CA 95602. This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company. Signed: THOMAS A. DWELLE, LLC MANAGER Dated: November 1, 2013 FBN Number: 2013-0001408 Published: December 5,12,19,26, 2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following persons are doing business as FLYERS 46 at 2402 Cohasset Road Chico, CA 95926. FLYERS ENERGY LLC 2360 Lindbergh Street Auburn, CA 95602. This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company. Signed: THOMAS A. DWELLE, LLC MANAGER Dated: November 1, 2013 FBN Number: 2013-0001407 Published: December 5,12,19,26, 2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person is doing business as MITCHCO at 2910 Alamo Ave Chico, CA 95973. JOHN MITCHELL LOCKHART 556 E. 4th Street #A Chico, CA 95928. This business is conducted by an Individual. Signed: JOHN MITCHELL LOCKHART Dated: November 22, 2013 FBN Number: 2013-0001507

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person is doing business as GODZCHOCOLATEDYMOND at 3435 Columbia Ave Oroville, CA 95966. TYLESHIA ANDERSON 3435 Columbia Ave. Oroville, CA 95966. This business is conducted by an Individual. Signed: TYLESHIA ANDERSON Dated: October 30, 2013 FBN Number: 2013-0001399 Published: December 5,12,19,26, 2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person is doing business as CLOUD NINE QUILTING AND EMBROIDERING at 1355 Ravenshoe Way Chico, CA 95973. CLAUDIA SUSAN BEATY 1335 Ravenshoe Way Chico, CA 95973. This business is conducted by an Individual. Signed: CLAUDIA S. BEATY Dated: November 6, 2013 FBN Number: 2013-0001415 Published: December 5,12,19,26, 2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person is doing business as ALL DUTY K9 at 4801 Vivian Lane Forest Ranch, CA 95942. BRIAN PETERSON 4801 Vivian Lane Forest Ranch, CA 95942. This business is conducted by an Individual. Signed: BRIAN PETERSON Dated: November 15, 2013 FBN Number: 2013-0001473 Published: December 5,12,19,26, 2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person is doing business as CASCADE PROPERTY MANAGEMENT at 5578 Headwaters Rd Forest Ranch, CA 95942. ORENE OWEN 5578 Headwaters Rd Forest Ranch, CA 95942. This business is conducted by an Individual. Signed: ORENE OWEN Dated: December 2, 2013 FBN Number: 2013-0001527 Published: December 5,12,19,26, 2013

NOTICES CITATION FOR PUBLICATION UNDER WELFARE AND INSTITUTIONS CODE SECTION 294 To (names of persons to be notified, if known, including names on birth certificate): BENJAMIN L. BURGESS and anyone claiming to be a parent of (child’s name): T.B. born on (date): April 23, 2005 at (name of hospital or other place of birth and city and state): FEATHER RIVER HOSPITAL, PARADISE, CALIFORNIA A hearing will be held on Date: January 23, 2014 Time: 8:30 AM Dept: TBA Room: TBA Located at: Superior Court Of California County of Butte 1 Court Street Oroville, CA 95965 At the hearing the court will consider the recommendations of the social worker or probation officer.

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The Social worker or probation officer will recommend that your child be freed from your legal custody so that the child may be adopted. If the court follows the recommendation, all your parental rights to the child will be terminated. You are required to be present at the hearing, to present evidence, and you have the right to be represented by an attorney. If you do not have an attorney and cannot afford one, the court will appoint an attor-­ ney for you. If the court terminated your pa-­ rental rights, the order may be final. The court will proceed with this hearing whether or not you are present. Signed: KIMBERLY FLENER Dated: November 15, 2013 Case Number: J-32719 Published: November 27, December 5,12,19, 2013

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE NEIL THOMAS HAGEMAN AKA NEIL T. HAGEMAN, AKA THOMAS HAGEMAN, AKA TOM HAGEMAN To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: NEIL THOMAS HAGEMAN, AKA NEIL T. HAGEMAN, AKA THOMAS HAGEMAN, AKA TOM HAGEMAN A Petition for Probate has been filed by: ROXANNA HAGEMAN in the Superior Court of California, County of Butte. THE Petition for Probate requests that: ROXANNA HAGEMAN be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representa-­ tive to take many actions with-­ out obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consent-­ ed to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A Hearing on the petition will be held in this court as follows: Date: December 19, 2013 Time: 1:30pm Dept: McLean Address of the court: Superior Court of California County of Butte 655 Oleander Ave Chico, CA 95926. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your

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attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal repre-­ sentative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or per-­ sonal delivery to you of a notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and le-­ gal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Case Number: PR40857 Attorney for Petitioner: Jane E. Stansell 901 Bruce Road, Suite 170 Chico, CA 95928 Published: November 21,27, December 5, 2013

NOTICE OF LIEN SALE Pursuant to CA Business Code 21700, in lieu of rents due: Unit 219SS Candace Carby: Snowboard and equipment, chest, wicker chair, bike, tool chest, misc househould items, vaccum, automobile detail equipment, clothes. (6x16) Unit 226SS Melissa Duggins: Misc household items, clothes, dresser, backpacks. (6x10) Unit 242SS Taylor Forwalter: Motorcycle helmet, tool chest, desk, bike, boxes, mattress. (6x10) Unit 314AS Kyle Grosvenor: Furniture, couch, futon/pad, love seat, pictures, table, bookcase. Unit 465CC Alexander Williams: Misc items, boxes, etc. The contents will be sold to the highest bidder on: December 14, 2013 Beginning at 12:00pm Sale to be held at: 65 Heritage Lane Chico, CA 95926. Published: November 27, December 5, 2013

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE LAVERNE E. MCLAFFERTY, AKA LAVERNE ELEANOR MCLAFFERTY To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: LAVERNE E. MCLAFFERTY, AKA LAVERNE ELEANOR MCLAFFERTY

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A Petition for Probate has been filed by: JAMES R. MCLAFFERTY in the Superior Court of California, County of Butte. THE Petition for Probate requests that: JAMES R. MCLAFFERTY be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representa-­ tive to take many actions with-­ out obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consent-­ ed to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A Hearing on the petition will be held in this court as follows: Date: December 19, 2013 Time: 1:30pm Dept: TBA Address of the court: Superior Court of California County of Butte 655 Oleander Ave Chico, CA 95926. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal repre-­ sentative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or per-­ sonal delivery to you of a notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and le-­ gal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Case Number: PR40863 Attorney for Petitioner: Robert L. Hewitt 1876 Bird Street Oroville, CA 95965. Published: November 27, December 5,12, 2013

NOTICE TO CREDITORS OF BULK SALE (Secs 6101-6107 U.C.C.) 1.Notice is hereby given to creditors of the within named seller(s) that a bulk sale is about to be made of the assets described below: 2.The name(s) and business address of the seller(s) are: Woof & Poof, Inc. P.O. Box 4592 Chico, CA 95927. 3.The location in California of the chief executive office of the seller is: 388 Orange Street, Chico, CA 95928. 4.The name(s) and business address of the buyer(s) are: Woof & Poof Enterprises, Inc. 4704 Songbird Chico, CA 95973. 5.The business name used by the seller(s) at said location is: Woof & Poof ESCROW HOLDER: Bidwell Title & Escrow Co. 500 Wall St. Chico CA 95928. ESCROW OFFICER: Jolleen Whitsett Order No. 00247946-002 DATE OF ANTICIPATED SALE: December 31, 2013 LAST DAY TO FILE CLAIMS: Decmber 30, 2013 Notice is hereby given that Transferor intends to make a BULK SALE of the assets of the above described Business to Transferee including all stock in trade, furniture and equipment used in the said Business, to be consummated at the office of Escrow Holder at the time of consummation or thereafter. Creditors of the Transferor may file claims with the Escrow Holder on or before the last day to file claims stated above. This sale is subject to Sec. 61066107 of the California Commercial Code. Transferor has used the following business names and addresses within last three years so far as known to Transferee: None Dated: November 26, 2013 Signed: Roger Hart, President Published: December 5, 2013

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: Petitioner DAMON MICHAEL LOTTI filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: Present name: DAMON MICHAEL LOTTI Proposed name: DAMON MICHEAL MCGUIRE THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objec-­ tion that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no

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written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING Date: December 20, 2013 Time: 9:00am Dept:TBA The address of the court is: Butte County Superior Court 655 Oleander Ave. Chico, CA 95926 Signed: ROBERT GLUSMAN Dated: October 28, 2013 Case Number: 160699 Published: November 14,21,27, December 5, 2013

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: Petitioner CHARLES NORMAN SILVA filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: Present name: CHARLES NORMAN SILVA Proposed name: CHARLES NORMAN MCENESPY THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objec-­ tion that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING Date: January 5, 2014 Time: 8:30am Dept: TBA The address of the court is: Butte County Superior Court 655 Oleander Ave. Chico, CA 95926 Signed: SANDRA L MCLEAN Dated: November 22, 2013 Case Number: 159311 Published: December 5,12,19,26, 2013

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: Petitioner JORGE LUIS CASTANEDA, GABRIELA ACOSTA BARCENAS filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: Present name: LORELY CASTANEDA ACOSTA Proposed name: LORELY CASTANEDA-ACOSTA THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objec-­ tion that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and

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must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING Date: January 22, 2014 Time: 8:30am Dept: TBA The address of the court is: Butte County Superior Court 655 Oleander Ave. Chico, CA 95926 Signed: SANDRA L MCLEAN Dated: November 20, 2013 Case Number: 160855 Published: December 5,12,19,26, 2013

SUMMONS SUMMONS FAMILY LAW NOTICE TO RESPONDENT: ISREAL F. GUTIERREZ You are being sued. Petitioner’s name is: SHELLEY M. FUNDERBURK You have 30 calendar days after this Summons and Petition are served on you to file a Response (form FL-120 or FL-123) at the court and have a copy served on the petitioner. A letter or phone call will not protect you. If you do not file your Response on time, the court may make orders affecting your marriage or domestic partnership, your property, and custody of your children. You may be ordered to pay support and attorney fees and costs. If you cannot pay the filing fee, ask the clerk for a fee waiver form. If you want legal advice, contact a lawyer immediately. You can get information about finding lawyers at the California Courts Online Self-Help Center (www. courtinfo.ca.gov/selfhelp), at the California Legal Services Web site (www.lawhelpcalifornia. org), or by contacting your local county bar association. The name and address of the court are: Butte County Superior Court One Court Street Oroville, CA 95965. The name and address of the petitioner is: Shelley M. Funderburk PO Box 5790 Oroville, CA 95966. Signed: Kimberly Flener, M. Hill Dated: September 27, 2013 Published: December 5,12,19,26, 2013

ARIES (March 21-April 19):

Sometimes I think too fast and too much. My logic gets sterile. My ideas become jagged and tangled. When this happens, I head off to Turtle Back Hill for a hike through the saltwater marsh. The trail loops around on itself, and I arrive back where I started in about 15 minutes. Sometimes I keep walking, circumambulating four or five times. Going in circles like this seems to help me knit together my fragmented thoughts. Often, by the time I’m finished, my mind feels unified. I recommend you find your own version of this ritual, Aries. From what I can tell, you need to get rounder and softer.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In the mid19th century, French art was dominated by the government-sponsored salon, whose conservative policies thwarted upcoming new trends like Impressionism. One antiauthoritarian painter who rebelled was Camille Pissarro. “What is the best way to further the evolution of French art?” he was asked. “Burn down the Louvre,” he replied. The Louvre, as you may know, was and still is a major art museum in Paris. Judging from your current astrological omens, I surmise that you might want to make a symbolic statement equivalent to Pissarro’s. It’s time for you to graduate from traditions that no longer feed you so you can freely seek out new teachers and influences. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “Lead us not

into temptation, and deliver us from evil” is a request that Christians make of God when they say the Lord’s Prayer. If we define “temptation” as an attraction to things that feel good even though they’re bad for you, this part of the prayer is perfectly reasonable. But what if “temptation” is given a different interpretation? What if it means an attraction to something that feels pleasurable and will ultimately be healthy for you even though it initially causes disruptions? I suggest you consider experimenting with this alternative definition, Gemini. For now, whatever leads you into temptation could possibly deliver you from evil.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In the movie

Clueless, the character played by Alicia Silverstone describes someone as a “full-on Monet.” What she means is that the person in question is like a painting by the French Impressionist artist Claude Monet. “From far away, it’s OK,”says Silverstone. “But up close, it’s a big old mess.” You may still be at the far-away point in your evaluation of a certain situation in your own life, Libra. It appears interesting, even attractive, from a distance. When you draw nearer, though, you may find problems. That doesn’t necessarily mean you should abandon it altogether. Maybe you can fix the mess so it’s as engaging up close as it is from far away.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Your power animal for the coming months is the bateleur eagle of Africa. In the course of searching for its meals, it covers about 250 square miles every day. It thinks big. It has a spacious scope. I hope you get inspired by its example, Scorpio. In 2014, I’d love to see you enlarge the territory where you go hunting for what you want. Fate will respond favorably if you expand your ideas about how to gather the best allies and resources. As for this week, I suggest you get very specific as you identify the goals you will pursue in the coming months by exploring farther and wider. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):

The standard dictionary says that “righteous” is a word that means virtuous and highly moral. The slang dictionary says that “righteous” describes someone or something that’s absolutely genuine and wonderful. Urban Dictionary suggests that “righteous” refers to the ultimate version of any type of experience, especially “sins of pleasure” like lust and greed. According to my analysis, the coming week will be jampacked with righteousness for you. Which of the three definitions will predominate? It’s possible you will embody and attract all three types.

tragedy where the tree, instead of bending, breaks,” said the philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein. But you don’t have to worry about that outcome, Cancerian. The storm might howl and surge, but it will ultimately pass. And although your tree may bend pretty far, it will not break. Two weeks from now, you won’t be mourning your losses, but rather celebrating your flexibility and resilience. Congratulations in advance!

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In the dreams you’re having at night, Capricorn, I bet you’re traveling through remote landscapes in all kinds of weather. Maybe you’re recreating the voyage of the Polynesian sailors who crossed hundreds of miles of Pacific Ocean to find Hawaii 1,500 years ago. Or maybe you’re hiking through the Darkhad Valley, where the Mongolian steppe meets Siberia’s vast forests. It’s possible you’re visiting places where your ancestors lived, or you’re migrating to the first human settlement on Mars in the 22nd century. What do dreams like this mean? I think you’re trying to blow your own mind. Your deep self and your higher wisdom are conspiring to flood you with new ways of seeing reality.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): It’s a perfect time

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): It would-

CANCER (June 21-July 22): “You get

to start reclaiming some of the superpowers you had when you were a child. What’s that you say? You didn’t have any superpowers? That’s not true. Before you entered adolescence, you could see things and know things and feel things that were off-limits, even unknown, to most adults. You possessed a capacity to love the world with wild purity. Your innocence allowed you to be in close touch with the intelligence of animals and the spirits of the ancestors. Nature was so vividly alive to you that you could hear its songs. Smells were more intense. The dreams you had at night were exciting and consoling. Your ability to read people’s real energy—and not be fooled by their social masks—was strong. Remember?

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Not all dark-

ness is bad. You know that. Sometimes you need to escape from the bright lights. It can be restorative to sit quietly in the pitch blackness and drink in the mystery of the Great Unknown. The same is true for silence and stillness and aloneness. Now and then you’ve got to retreat into their protective sanctuary. Dreaming big empty thoughts in the tranquil depths can heal you and recharge you. The magic moment has arrived for this kind of rejuvenation, Virgo.

The sports guy

by Rob Brezsny

n’t be too extreme for you to kiss the ground that has been walked on by people you care about deeply. And it wouldn’t be too crazy to give your special allies the best gifts ever, or compose love letters to them, or demonstrate in dramatic fashion how amazed you are by the beautiful truths about who they really are. This is a unique moment in your cycle, Aquarius—a time when it is crucial for you to express gratitude, devotion and even reverence for those who have helped you see what it means to be fully alive.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In a letter

to F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway described his vision of paradise. It would have a trout stream that no one but him was permitted to fish in. He’d own two houses, one for his wife and children and one for his nine beautiful mistresses. There’d be a church where he could regularly confess his sins, and he’d have great seats at an arena where bullfights took place. From my perspective, this is a pretty vulgar version of paradise, but who am I to judge? I suggest you draw inspiration from Hemingway as you come up with your own earthy, gritty, funky fantasy of paradise. It’s an excellent time for you to get down to earth about your high ideals and dreamy hopes.

Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny’s EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700.

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Sean Murphy

Chico State consistently ranks as one of the nation’s top Division II athletic programs in the country, and the behind-the-scenes person in charge of sharing the news of that success— from the stats to the stories behind the wins and losses—is Chico State Sports Information Director Luke Reid. The Chico native with the signature beard has a passion for all the sports at the university, and is a much-loved pillar of the Wildcat athletic department.

Did you always want to work in sports?

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For the week of December 5, 2013

I envisioned myself as an NBA superstar. In ninth grade, Mr. Bob Delgado cut me from the team and the dream fell apart. My mom told me about her friend’s son who worked at his high school newspaper. So, when I got to Pleasant Valley High School, I started working as a sports reporter at The Saga.

How’d you get to Chico State? As a high-school senior, I was asked to cover a high-school football playoff game for the Chico Enterprise-Record. I got an internship at the E-R for the next year, and when I went to Butte College, I got an internship at the paper there. Soon I met [former Sports Information Director] Teresa Clements. When I decided to get serious about school, Teresa asked me to come work for her.

Fondest memory with the department? In 2003, the Chico State men’s soccer team reached the NCAA Division II championship game. In the Western Regional tournament, we played Cal State Dominguez Hills at their place. We scored a late goal to tie it at 1-1, and then [current U.S. national team member] Chris

Wondolowski scored the game winner with 24 seconds left. Then coach Mike O’Malley ran right at me from about 10 yards away and jumped into my arms screaming at the top of his lungs. It was this magical moment when Chico State knocked off the conference bully.

Why does Chico State consistently rank so high? One is Chico itself. Every coach on campus will tell you that if they can get a kid who they want to come to Chico State to visit, they’ll commit. Another reason is the leadership of Chico State Athletic Director Anita Barker. I see every day how she leads and how she competes on a lot of levels, and I’m just very impressed by that.

What about life outside the office? At home, I have a great wife [Beth] who teaches Spanish at Inspire School [of Arts and Sciences], and we have a 5- and 3-year-old. I’m really involved at Bidwell Presbyterian Church at the El Rey [Theatre]. I love that church and what it’s all about: being downtown, at the center of it all, and really trying to be Chico’s church in a lot of ways. It’s not just a place for people to go, but something that works hard to better our community as well.

FROM THE EDGE

by Anthony Peyton Porter anthonypeytonporter@comcast.net

Romance My son’s romantic relationship just turned one year old. Fucking wow. I can barely remember my first long relationship, ’62 to ’64. God, she was something, the kind of girl it’s a pleasure to walk behind— like she had just invented hips and was taking the prototypes out for testing. I would go over to her house after her parents were asleep and slip in the side door, and she’d be there on the basement landing naked under a muumuu, and we would do things the CN&R won’t print. She was 14. Before that, my romances pretty much corresponded to school semesters, since outside school I knew mostly just the kids in my Chicago neighborhood, and pickings were slim in my cohort in West Chesterfield, or that’s what I thought. I’d see my “girlfriends” at school and at parties maybe, and we talked on the phone plenty, but I hardly ever went to a girl’s house to visit. Once my girlfriend—when I was sophomoric in every possible way—actually got her “brother’s friend” to bring her to my house when my parents weren’t at home so we could kiss. She said she could taste my toothpaste.

Although I can understand a guy falling in love with any girl willing to have sex with him, that never worked for me. When I got B’s panties off in the back seat of our ’59 Chevy I realized that she was cute enough, but I didn’t really like her all that much, and I pleaded drunk and took her home. She liked me, but that wasn’t enough for me to be inside her body. That’s how it’s been, with only one exception: a beautiful model I photographed once. When I asked her if it was all right to touch her to adjust her position, she looked me in the eye and said, “Touch me any way you want,” and—after I got the shots I wanted—I did. Janice is her own category, what with reproduction and all. By the time we met, I could finally see past the booty, figuratively speaking. Lust lasted a long time, and a deeper connection grew at fits and starts until she died. At first a girlfriend was a sex partner, actual or hoped-for, and then emotional intimacy began imperceptibly to count for more than fluid exchange. I’m growing up. And now here I am, old as the hills and in yet another relationship. Wow, indeed. I like this old love, in no hurry with nothing to prove or fear.

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