Never was so little quality written by so many in such a short time”
To Nelson the Godfreys and Cripseys came first, Like locusts with hunger, and sailors with thirst, They drank, played and plundered, Tho’ none of them chundered, Two poms came to Brisbane and burst!
To the settlement ponds we went, The perfumed air, a fine scent, Teresa zip-lined a load, The sewage free flowed, As she landed with grace, content!
Teresa was one day inclined
To venture upon a zip line
Mark said (with a grin)
"There's some weight on that thing"
As the ground met her lovely behind
‘Feel free to jump in now Teresa’ Was the phrase that totally creased her, Mark was prodding and sledging, Teresa was laughing and edging, away from the Aussie who teased her.
Teresa the yank came down under, Her diplomacy shone without blunder, At board games she failed, Wild stories prevailed, Her liver’s a medical wonder.
The first round of Articulate Their team wasn’t doing so great. Mark said to Teresa
“I’ll make things ease-ya:You just jump in any time, mate.”
– part 2
The flight, it was bumpy and fright’ning, Their seat belts stretched taut from the tight’ning. They landed to cheers, But we ordered more beers, Cos they can’t disembark while there’s light’ning.
David was loving a view so volcanic, When he suddenly started to panic, When Tim approached from behind, And said "you're my kind“, And started to do the Titanic.
On his way to Singapore airport, Martin checked in late and distraught, He is anxious and sweating, Shaking and fretting, those Armani pants won’t be bought.
• When David set out on the highway, A policeman stepped out from the side bay, Slow down you’re too quick, Pay this fine with a click, You’re not Lewis Hamilton, no way.
A family photo they sought, Phone balanced on rocks; it was fraught, A local they asked, Rejected the task, “Use the timer!”, she said with a snort.
