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/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / t hatt heent i r epl anebr okeouti nt oever yt i mewe woul dl andatt heJ os eMar t iI nt er nat i onalai r por t i nHavana.

No mat t erwhi c hs i de oft he f ami l y we wer e vi s i t i ngwewoul dbegr eet edbyal ar gegr oupof f r ant i c emot i onalwr ec ks ;c r yi ng,huggi ng and pr ayi ngaswepul l edupi na1946Pl ymout ht axi .

Ir emembert hehar s hr eal i t yofs t ar i ngi nt ot he wor n eye' s off ami l i ars t r anger s ,unas hamed, pos i t i veandi nvi t i ngdes pi t el i vi ngs uc hdi f f i c ul t l i ves .Myear l i es tmemor i esofmyf ami l ywer eof amanIs har edmybl oodwi t h;myf at her ' sf at her .

Ac i garc onveni ent l yt uc ked i n bet ween t het i n r oof and wooden pi l l ar on t he por c h. My Gr andf at herwoul ds t and t her e ever y mor ni ng wi t hahotc upofs t r ongbl ac kc of f eebi t i ngdown onaf r es hl yr ol l edc i garwhi l es pi t t i ngoutbi t sof t ar r edt obac c oi nbet weeneac hs i pofboi l i nghot c of f ee.Sput t er i ng outc ompl ai nt sl i ke an ol d engi ne,an exac tr epr es ent at i on ofwhatyou' d i magi neanol dCubant obac c of ar mert ol ookand ac tl i ke.

Dur i ng t he f i r s tf ew t r i psmy i mmune s ys t em woul dl eavemebedr i ddenf ordaysatat i me.

Layi ngi nt hef et alpos i t i on,r unni nghi ghf ever s wi t honl yovert hec ount ermedi c i net oc ount er t he unknown ger ms t hat had c aus ed t he s i c knes s .Ir emembers hi t t i ng my pant s whi l e r unni ngt ot heout hous eonet i me.Mydad' ss i de oft hef ami l yl i vedi nt hec ount r y.I twasbeaut i f ul butt he out hous e wasa di s gus t i ng s hac k.The t oi l etwasac onc r et ebenc hwi t hahol eoni t .The l oudhummi ngofi ns ec t smadeever yt r i pt ot he bat hr oom ner vewr ec ki ngbec aus edur i ngt heday yous aw t hatal loft hef ec almat t erwaspi l edup about 5 f eet bel ow your dangl i ng bum.

Ni ght mar i s ht hought swoul dber unni ngt hr ough myheadatal lt i mess oi twasi nevi t abl et hatmy t er r orwoul dr es ul ti nanepi cpants hi t t i ng. / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /

/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /

s t r eetast hepi ers oweal lgr avi t at edt owar ds i t .Aswewal kedupwer eal i z edabl i ndi ngf og wasr ol l i ng overt heent i r ebeac h.Thewat er s oondi s appear edandt hel i t t l es hopswer eonl y vi s i bl eont hewaybac k.Suc has ur r eals c ene.

Thef ogc ont i nuedt of i l lt hes t r eetever ywher e wewent .

Thes unwass et t i ngasweboughtdi nnerand oural c oholf ort heni ghtatt hel oc algr oc er y s t or e bef or er ac i ng bac kt ot he r es or t .Af t er di nnerwe wal ked t owar dst he s moki ng ar ea t hen t ot he f i r e pi tt o di ges tand enj oy t he war mt hoft hef i r e.If el tt hatmygi antbot t l eof c r af tbeer ;t hegi r l ' sc hampagnegl as s esand ourover al lPBRt ot i ngc r ew mi ghts t i rups ome di r t yl ooks ,but t o my s ur pr i s et her e was abs ol ut el ynoonear ound.Aghos tr es or t .I twas a weekday whi c hl at erwe r eal i z ed wast he r eas ont hati ts eemeds oempt y.

Iam nots ur ei fanyoneel s enot i c edt hec oupl e r unni ngar oundont heput t i nggr eent hatwas next t o t he bas ket bal lc our t , but I was i mmedi at el y r i pped away f r om t he c onver s at i onwhenIs awt hem.Theent i r et i me Iwas t hi nki ng abouthow many i nt er es t i ng peopl eIwoul dbemeet i ngont hi st r i ps oIwas eagerf ort hem t oc omeandj oi nt hef i r e.Af t er s omet i meweempt i edourdr i nksandheaded bac kt ot her oom f ormor e.Byt hatt i met he c oupl e had been t r yi ng t hei rl uc k on t he bas ket bal lc our t ,agr as s yhi l ls epar at i ngus ,I wat c hedast het heybot ht r i edt omakes hot af t ers hot .Af t erwat c hi ngf oraf ew moment s myexc i t ementf orbas ket bal ls t ar t edt of i l lme upwi t hani mmens epos i t i vevi be.Att het i mei t s eemedl i kear es pec t f ult hi ngt odo. . .

Il ovepl ayi ngbas ket bal l ,Iknow t hef eel i ngof ac l ean3poi nts hot ,Iknow t hats omet i mesi t t akes 5,6,10 t r i es bef or e you ar e abl et o mus t erupt heper f ec tf or m ands i nkt hes hot .

Sot hedudes hoot sani c ec l ean3andf i nal l y makesi t . . . / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /

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F E E DY 1 l bsal mon 11 /2c upsf r eshpi neappl e 1 /2c upf r esh apr i c ot s 4t bsphoney 2t bspsoysauc e 2t spgi nger Api nc hofc ayennepepper

Si mmer pi neappl e, apr i c ot s , honey,s oys auc e,gi ngerand c ayennepepperi napotf or20 t o30 mi ns .Bl endi ngr edi ent s i npotandpourov ers al mon. bakeon350 f or2030 mi nut es( orunt i l s al moni sc ooked t oyourl i ki ng) .

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T e r s t r u h , Xa n t h , 1933.

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A " A wr i t t e nme mo r i u mo fo n eT a l d g ePu d s t " C. W. As c hbr enner

He ra n dIp l a y e dt o g e t h e ra sc h i l d r e n .

Ki d sg l o wi n gwi t hs i l v e rt o n e sa l o n gs i d ee mb a r r a s s me n t .

He rc o n t r a s ts e n tt r e mo r su pmyo wn .

Na u s e o u s l yIs a ti nt h ec o r n e r .

Du et o h e a v yp a r a n o i a , a n dr a p i db r e a t h i n gs h ef o u n dme .

Hi d i n gd e e pi nah e a po fb a t t e r e d s h o e swa sI .

Co mb e dh a i r , a n dat u c k e ds h i r t .

I n n o c e n c ewa st a k i n gah u g eb i t eo u to f o r d i n a r y .

Do l i c ewa sh e rn a me , a n ds h ewa sa sa l i v ea sa n ya ma t e u rc u r r e n t .

As i n i s t e rb u z z i n g f o r me dab a r r i e rb e t we e nh e r , a n dI .

T o r t u r e dy e l l o ws t r a n d sl e a k e df r o mh e rh e a d , f u e l i n g myi n f a t u a t i o n .

T h a tb l o n d eh a i rc h o k e dme .

An e e n y a l s oy o u n g , b u ta wa r eo fa l l x e n y a l i n t e n t i o n .

T h ex a n t h i a ns k yb e g a nt of l o o dwi t hv i b r a n tl a v al i k ear e dc o l o r e dma t t e rc o n s u mi n g ab l u es u b s t a n c e , u n f o r t u n a t e l y , c r e a t i n gac o l dp u r p l eb l a n k e tc o v e r i n go u ra l mi g h t ye x t e r n a l e n e r g y .

Ad n a l af o u n dx o l f u l n e c e s s i t yi nab u s yp a t t e r n .

He rmo t h e rf o c u s e dmu c ho nf u n d a me n t a l e x p e r i e n c e .

F o rh e rd a u g h t e rs h es u b s c r i b e dd e t a i l e df o l l ya b o u tg u a r a n t e e d s t r u c t u r ei no n e sc h i l d .

T h i swa sax u n a n i a nb u r d e n .

T h ex e n k i t h swe r eac h a l l e n g i n g t a s kwi t h i nac o n t r a c t o r ’ sp o i n to fv i e w.

An dt h e nt h e r ewa sCa l ma n .

F i v ef e e t , e l e v e ni n c h e sc l o s e rt ot h es k yt h a nt h ep a v e me n th ewa l k si np r o n e .

Ab o r e df e l l o wh ewa s .

S i t t i n gd a y si n s i d eo fab o xt h es i z eo f i n f i n i t y , h ewo u l dy a wna tt h el a c ko fi n n o v a t i o ni nh i sr o u t i n e .

Re p e t i t i o n .

Dr .

Oe r n z b r a u g hwa sh i s“ me n t o r ”f o ry e a r su n t i l o n ed a yh ed r o p p e dt ot h ef l o o rd u e t o“ my s t e r i o u sr e a s o n . ”F r o mt h emo me n to fd e a t ht ot h ec u r r e n t , Ca l ma nh a sb e e no n as l o wd e c e n ti n t ot h ei n t e n s e , u l t i ma t eg r i p p i n go fr e a l i t yt h r o u g ht h ec o mp r e h e n s i o no f a ni n f a n t .

Ca l ma nwa sa b o u tt ob e c o mee i g h t e e ny e a r so fa g e , b u tu n d e rt h ec o n t r o l o f Dr .

Oe r n z b r a u g h ’ swo r dh ewa sb u tap r o g r a mo fa d o l e s c e n c e .

Ca l ma n . . .

Ca l ma nDe n t r a l gwa sr e l e a s e df r o mt h eHe n s o nI n s t i t u t ed u r i n gt h eXa n t h i a n s u mme ro f’ 47.

S omu c hh ee a r n e dt h r o u g ha u d i o .

Ca s s e t t e , a n dv o c a l r e a l i s m.

Amo n g h i sp e e r sh et h r i v e di nme n t a l c o r r u p t i o n .

Ap r i mec a n d i d a t ef o rc o n t r o l .

Ap o s t e rc h i l d f o rd i l u t e dc o n v i c t i o n .

Ax o l u n d e rt h ei n s i d i o u si n f l u e n c eo fad r o o l i n gd e mo n .

On ed a ya l l o ft h es u d d e nag i a n tc i n d e rb l o c kh u r l sa c r o s st h eg y mn a s i u m.

Ke i t h He n d e r s h a ws t a n d swi t h i nt h ed i r e c td e s t i n a t i o no ft h e“ s p e c i f i c ”o b j e c t .

Br o k e no f fo f t h es l a b .

Bo t hc a l mi no p p o s i t i o n .

Ke i t h , a n dt h es h a p ewe r et woe n t i t i e so n l yt ob ea s i n g l ep i e c ea mo n ga l l c o n c r e t eo r i g i n .

Bo t hc h a r a c t e r swe r eax u n a np u z z l e , a n dal i f e l e s sT e t r i s .

Ho p eo v e r t h r o wsa l l d e s p e r a t eg o a l i na na b s e n th e a d .

Ke i t hHe n d e r s h a wl a i du n c o n c i o u s .

On ewi t ht h ef l o o r .

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