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‫ ﻳﺎﻻ‪ $‬ﻣﺘﺤﺪ ﻫﺮ !ﻗﺖ ﻣﻰﺧﻮ ﻫﺪ »ﺗﻴﺰ « ﻫﻜﺪ ﺟﻬﺎﻧﻰ ﻛﻨﺪ‪ ،‬ﺑﻪ ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺖ ﺟﻤﻜﺮ ﻓﺮﻣﺎ ‬ ‫ﻃﺒﻞ ‪ 3‬ﻣﻰ ﻫﺪ ﺗﺎ ﺻﺪ ﺗﻴﺰ ﻣﻘﺪ‪ / 0‬ﺑﻪ ﮔﻮ‪ /‬ﺟﻬﺎﻧﻴﺎ ﻧﺮﺳﺪ‪ .‬ﻟﺒﺘﻪ ﻳﻦ ﺷﻴﻮ ﭘﺮ!ﭘﺎﮔﺎﻧﺪ ‬ ‫ﻣﺘﺨﺼﺼﻴﻦ ﻫﺪ ﻳﺖ ﻓﻜﺎ ﻋﻤﻮﻣﻰ ‪ 3‬ﻣﻀﺤﻜﺎ‪ $‬ﺳﻌﺪ ‪8‬ﻣﻮﺧﺘﻪ ﻧﺪ‪ ،‬ﭘﻴﺶ ‪8 3‬ﻧﻜﻪ ﮔﻠﺴﺘﺎ ﺑﻪ ‪3‬ﻳﻮ ‬ ‫ﺳﻼﺧﻰ ﻓﺮ!ﻏﻰﻫﺎ ! ﺧﺎﺗﻤﻰﻫﺎ ‪ 8‬ﺳﺘﻪ ﺷﻮ ‪:‬‬ ‫» !ﻳﺸﻰ ﻣﺴﺘﺤﻢ ﺗﻴﺰ ﺑﻠﻨﺪ ﻣﻰ ‪ ،‬ﻃﺒﻠﻰ ﺑﻪ ﭘﺴﺮﻛﻰ ﻛﻪ ﭼﻮ ﻣﻦ ﺑﻪ ﻣﺴﺘﺤﻢ !‪ B‬ﺗﻮ ﻃﺒﻞ‬ ‫ﺑﺰ ﺗﺎ ‪ 3 !8‬ﺗﻴﺰ ﻣﻦ ﻧﻴﺎﻳﺪ‪ .‬ﭘﺲ ﻫﺮ ﮔﺎ‪ G‬ﻛﻪ ‪ 3 !8‬ﺗﻴﺰ ﺑﻠﻨﺪﺗﺮ ﺑﻮ ﭘﺴﺮ‪ F‬ﺑﺰ ﻛﻪ ﻃﺒﻞ ﭼﻨﺎ ‬ ‫‪ 3‬ﻛﻪ ‪ 3 !8‬ﺗﻴﺰ ﻣﻦ ﻧﻴﺎﻳﺪ‪ .‬ﭘﺴﺮ ﮔﻔﺖ‪ ،‬ﺗﻮ ﭼﻨﺎ ﺗﻴﺰ ﻣﻰ ﻫﻰ ﻛﻪ ‪ 3 !8‬ﻃﺒﻞ ﻓﺮ! ﻣﻰﻣﺎﻧﺪ‪«.‬‬ ‫ ﻳﺎﻻ‪ $‬ﻣﺘﺤﺪ ﺑﺮ ﻋﻼ‪ B‬ﺳــﻤﻰ ﻣﻮ ﺿﻊ ﻧﻮﻳﻦ ﺣﻤﺪ ﻧﮋ ﻣﻮ ﺳــﺮ ﺋﻴﻞ‪ ! ،‬ﺑﺮ »ﺗﺤﻠﻴﻞ«‬ ‫ﺳﺨﻨﺎ ! ‪ 3‬ﻣﻀﺤﻜﺎ‪ $‬ﺳﻌﺪ ﻟﻬﺎ‪ B‬ﮔﺮﻓﺘﻪ‪ .‬ﻟﺒﺘﻪ ﻣﻮ ﺿﻊ ﺣﻤﺪ ﻧﮋ ! ﻗﻊ ﻣﻮ ﺿﻊ ﻳﺎﻻ‪$‬ﻣﺘﺤﺪ‬ ‫ ﺳﺖ‪ ،‬ﺑﻪ ﻫﻤﻴﻦ ﻟﻴﻞ ﺑﺮ ﺗﻐﻴﻴﺮ ‪ 8‬ﻻ‪ B3‬ﺑﻮ ﻳﻚ ﺑﺎ‪ 3‬ﻣﺴﮕﺮﻫﺎ !ﺳﻌﺖ ﺟﻬﺎﻧﻰ ﺑﻪ ‪ G‬ﻓﺘﺪ ﻛﻪ‬ ‫ﺻﺪ گ‪ ...‬ﺗﻨﻬﺎ ﺑﺮ ﻗﺪ ‪ $‬ﺟﻬﺎ ﺷﻨﻴﺪ‪ G‬ﻧﺸﻮ ! ﻓﻘﻂ ﻳﺎﻧﻜﻰﻫﺎ ﻳﻚ ﺟﻨﺒﺔ ﻣﻬﻢ ! ﺳﺘﺮ ﺗﮋﻳﻚ ‬

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‫ﺑــﻮﮔﻴــﺮ ﺟـﻜﺴﻮ !‬

‫ﻣﻀﺤﻜﺎ‪ $‬ﺳﻌﺪ ﻧﺎ ﻳﺪ‪ G‬ﮔﺮﻓﺘﻨﺪ ! ‪ 8‬ﻳﻨﻜﻪ‪! ،‬ﻳﺶ ﻣﺬﻛﻮ ﻣﻜﺎ ﻣﻘﺪ‪» 0‬ﺗﺨﻠﻰ« ﻳﺎ‬ ‫ﺑﻪ ‪3‬ﺑﺎ ﻋﺎﻣﻴﺎﻧﻪ ﻫﻤﺎ ﺧﻼ ﺧﻮ ﻣﺎ »ﺗﻴﺰ« ﻣﻰ ﻛﻪ ﻣﺴــﺌﻠﺔ ﻛﻼ ﻫﺒﺮ »ﺑﻮ« ‬ ‫‪ 8‬ﻣﻄﺮ‪ Y‬ﻧﻤﻰﺷﺪ! !ﻟﻰ ﺳﺎ‪3‬ﻣﺎ ﻣﻠﻞ ﭼﻨﻴﻦ ﻧﻴﺴﺖ! ! ﻋﻠﻴﺮﻏﻢ ‪ ! G3!3‬ﻋﺮﺑﺪ ﻧﺸﺠﻮﻳﺎ ‬ ‫»ﻳﻬــﻮ « ! ﺳــﻮ‪ ! $‬ﻛﻒ ﻫﻤﺮ ﻫــﺎ ﻣﻬﺮ! ‪ ، 3‬ﺑﻮ »ﻋﻘﺐ ﻧﺸــﻴﻨﻰ« ﭘﺮ ﺳــﺮ ! ﺻﺪ ‬ ‫ﮔﺎ!ﭼﺮ ﻫﺎ ﻣﺸﺎ‪ B‬ﺟﻬﺎﻧﻴﺎ ‪! 38‬‬ ‫ ﻳﻨﭽﻨﻴﻦ ﺑﻮ ﻛﻪ ﺑﻌﻀﻰﻫﺎ ﺑﺮ »ﺗﺤﻠﻴﻞ« ﺑﺴﻴﺎ » ﻗﻴﻖ« ﺳﺨﻦ ﻧﻰ ﺣﻤﺪ ﻧﮋ ﺑﻪ »! ژﮔﻮ ‬ ‫ﻧﻤﺎﺋﻰ« ﻣﺘﻮﺳــﻞ ﺷﺪ‪ G‬ﺗﺄﻛﻴﺪ ﻛﺮ ﻧﺪ‪ ،‬ﺳﺨﻨﺎ ﺣﻤﺪ ﻧﮋ ﺑﻪ ﻧﻔﻊ ﻓﺮ `ﮔﺮ ﻳﺎ ﻳﻬﻮ ﺑﻮ !‬ ‫ ﺗﻔﺎﻗﺎً ﻳﻦ ﺷﻴﻮ ﺗﺤﻠﻴﻞ ﻧﻴﺰ ﻣﻀﺤﻜﺎ‪ $‬ﺳﻌﺪ ﻣﻮﺟﻮ ﺳﺖ‪:‬‬ ‫» ﭘﻴــﺮ ﺳﺴــﺖ ]‪ [...‬ﺑﺮﺧﻴﺰﻳــﺪ ! ﭼﻮ ﺧﺮ ﻫــﺎ ﺑﺎ‪ 3‬ﻛﻨﻴﺪ ]‪ [...‬ﻛــﻪ ﻳﻦ ﻏﺮﻳﺐ ‬ ‫ﻋﺎ ﺿﻪ ﭘﻴﺪ ﺷﺪ‪ G‬ﻛﻪ ﺟﻤﻠﻪ ﻏﻢ ﻳﺎ‪ B‬ﭘﻴﺶ ! ﺷﺎ ﻣﻰﻧﻤﺎﻳﺪ‪«.‬‬ ‫ﺑﺮﺧﻼ‪ f‬ﺗﺤﻠﻴﻞﻫﺎ ﺑﺴــﻴﺎ » ﻗﻴﻖ« ! » ﻟﻜﻰ ـ ﻛﺸــﻜﻰ« ﺻﺎﺣﺐ ﻧﻈﺮ ﺑﻴﻨﻮ ‪ ،‬ﺳــﺨﻨﺎ ‬ ‫ ﺣﻤﺪ ﻧﮋ ﻧﺸﺴــﺖ » ! ﺑﺎ ‪ «2‬ﺑﻪ ﻧﻔﻊ ﻓﺮ `ﮔﺮ ﻳﺎ ﺳــﺮ ﺋﻴﻞ ﻧﺒﻮ ! ﻛﺎﻣ ً‬ ‫ﻼ ﺑﺮ ﻋﻜﺲ‬ ‫ﻣﻮ ﺿﻊ ﻳﻨﺎ ﺗﻀﻌﻴﻒ ﻛﺮ ! ﭼﺮ ؟ ﭼﻮ ﻳﻦ ﺳــﺨﻨﺎ ! ﻗﻊ ﺑﺎ‪3‬ﻧﮕﺮ ﻣﻮ ﺿﻊ !ﻟﻴﺔ‬ ‫ﻣﻬﺮ! ‪ 3‬ﺑﻮ ﻛﻪ ﭘﻴﺸــﺘﺮ‪ ! ،‬ﺑﻪ ﻓﺮﻣﺎ ﺑﺎﺑﺎ ‪ ،‬ﻣﻮﺟﻮ ﻳﺖ ﺳــﺮ ﺋﻴﻞ ﻧﻔﻰ ﻣﻰﻛﺮ ﺗﺎ ﺗﻨﻮ ‬ ‫ ﻓﺮ `ﮔﺮ ﻳــﺎ ‪ ! i‬ﮔﺮ‪ B‬ﺷــﻮ ! ﺑﺘﻮ ﻧﻨﺪ ‪ ! ! 3‬ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺖ ﺳــﻼﻣﻰ ﺑــﻪ ﻋﻨﻮ ﻳﻚ »ﺧﻄﺮ‬ ‫ﺟﻬﺎﻧــﻰ« ﻳــﺎ ﻛﻨﻨﺪ! ﻳــﻦ ﻣﻮﺿﻊ ﺑﻪ !ﻳﮋ‪ 3 G‬ﺣﻤﺎﻳﺖ ﺑﻰﻗﻴﺪ ﺷــﺮ` ﻗﺒﻴﻠﺔ »ﺷــﺮ ﻳﺒﺮ« ﻫﻢ‬ ‫ﺑﺮﺧﻮ ﺑﻮ ‪ .‬ﻗﺒﻴﻠﺔ ﻛﺬ ‪ 3‬ﻻﻻ ﺑﻴﻦ ﻟﻤﻠﻠﻰ ﺳــﻠﺤﻪ ﺳــﺖ ﻛﻪ ﻳﻚ ﺷﺎﺧﻪ ﻫﻢ ﻓﺮ ﻧﺴﻪ‬ ‫ ‪ ! ،‬ﻫﻔﺘﻪ ﻧﺎﻣﺔ » ﻛﺴﭙﺮ‪ «0‬ﻳﻜﻰ ‪ 3‬ﺑﻮ‪j‬ﻫﺎ ﺷﻨﺎﺧﺘﻪ ﺷﺪ‪ / G‬ﺑﻪ ﺷﻤﺎ ﻣﻰ ! ‪.‬‬ ‫ﺑﻠﻪ ﮔﺮ ﻧﻴﻢ ﻧﮕﺎﻫﻰ ﺑﻪ ﻣﺘﻦ ﺳﺨﻦ ﻧﻰ ﻣﻬﺮ! ‪ 3‬ﻧﺸﺴﺖ » ! ﺑﺎ ‪ «2‬ﺑﻴﺎﻓﻜﻨﻴﻢ‪ ،‬ﺧﻮ ﻫﻴﻢ‬ ‫ ﻳﺪ ﻛﻪ ! ﻧﻪ »ﻫﻠﻮﻛﻮﺳــﺖ« ﻧﻔﻰ ﻛﺮ ‪ ! G‬ﻧﻪ ﻣﻮﺟﻮ ﻳﺖ ﺳــﺮ ﺋﻴﻞ ﺑﻪ ‪3‬ﻳﺮ ﺳــﻮ ‪ l‬ﻣﻰﺑﺮ !‬ ‫ ﺣﻤﺪ ﻧﮋ ﻣﻰﮔﻮﻳﺪ‪ ،‬ﺑﻪ ﺑﻬﺎﻧﺔ ﻗﺮﺑﺎﻧﻰ ﺷﺪ ﻳﻬﻮ ﻳﺎ ﺑﺎ »ﺳﻮء ﺳﺘﻔﺎ ‪ 3 G‬ﻫﻠﻮﻛﻮﺳﺖ« ﻳﻚ‬ ‫ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺖ ﻧﮋ ﭘﺮﺳــﺖ ﻓﻠﺴﻄﻴﻦ ﺳــﺘﻘﺮ ﻳﺎﻓﺖ‪ .‬ﺑﻪ ﻋﺒﺎ ‪ $‬ﻳﮕﺮ‪ ،‬ﻗﺮﺑﺎﻧﻰ ﺷﺪ ﻳﻬﻮ ﻳﺎ ‬ ‫! »ﻫﻠﻮﻛﻮﺳــﺖ« ! ﻗﻌﻴﺘــﻰ ﺳــﺖ ﻛﻪ ﺑﻪ ﮔﻔﺘﺔ ﺣﻤــﺪ ﻧﮋ ﺟﻬﺖ ﺳــﺘﻘﺮ ﻳﻚ ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺖ‬ ‫ﻧﮋ ﭘﺮﺳــﺖ ﻣﻮ »ﺳﻮء ﺳــﺘﻔﺎ ‪ «G‬ﻗﺮ ﮔﺮﻓﺘﻪ‪ .‬ﺑﻠﻪ‪ ،‬ﻳﻦ ﺳــﺨﻨﺎ ﻫﻢ ﺗﺼﻔﻴﺔ ﻳﻬﻮ ﻳﺎ ‬ ‫ﺗﺄﺋﻴﺪ ﻣﻰﻛﻨﺪ‪ ،‬ﻫﻢ ﻫﻮﻟﻮﻛﻮﺳﺖ ! ﻫﻢ ﻧﻬﺎﻳﺖ ﻣﺮ ﻣﻮﺟﻮ ﻳﺖ ﻛﺸﻮ ﺳﺮ ﺋﻴﻞ ﺑﻪ ﻋﻨﻮ ﻳﻚ‬ ‫ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺖ ﻧﮋ ﭘﺮﺳﺖ ﺑﻪ ﺳﻤﻴﺖ ﻣﻰﺷﻨﺎﺳﺪ‪! .‬ﺷﻦﺗﺮ ﺑﮕﻮﺋﻴﻢ ﺟﺎ !ﺟﻨﺠﺎ‪ l‬ﺑﻪ ﻳﻦ ﻟﻴﻞ ﺑﻪ ‪G‬‬ ‫ ﻓﺘﺎ ﻛﻪ ﮔﺎ!ﭼﺮ ﻫﺎ ﺑﺘﻮ ﻧﻨﺪ ﻧﻮﭼﺔ ﺧﻮ ﭼﺸــﻢ ﺟﻬﺎﻧﻴﺎ »ﻗﺎﺑﻞ ﻣﻌﺎﺷﺮ‪ «$‬ﺟﻠﻮ‪ G‬ﻫﻨﺪ‪.‬‬ ‫ ﻟﺒﺘﻪ ﻳﻦ ﺗﻐﻴﻴﺮ ﻣﻮﺿﻊ ﺳــﻤﻰ‪ ،‬ﺑﺎ ﺗﻮﺳــﻞ ﺑﻪ ﻻ‪$‬ﺑﺎ‪ 3‬ﻣﻄﻠﻮ‪ n‬ﮔﺎ!ﭼﺮ ﻫﺎ ﺑﺮ ﺑﺘﺮ ﻛﺮ ‬ ‫ﻧﺸﺴﺖ » ! ﺑﺎ ‪ «2‬ﻫﻤﺮ ‪ G‬ﺷﺪ‪:‬‬ ‫»ﺑﻪ ﺑﻬﺎﻧﺔ ﻗﺮﺑﺎﻧﻰ ﺷــﺪ ﻳﻬﻮ ﻳﺎ ! ﺳﻮء ﺳــﺘﻔﺎ ‪ 3 G‬ﻫﻮﻟﻮﻛﺎﺳــﺖ ﺑﺎ ﺗﺠﺎ!‪ ! 3‬ﻟﺸﻜﺮﻛﺸﻰ]‪[...‬‬ ‫ﻳــﻚ ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺖ ﻛﺎﻣ ً‬ ‫ﻼ ﻧﮋ ﭘﺮﺳــﺖ ﻓﻠﺴــﻄﻴﻦ ﺑﺮﭘﺎ ﻛﺮ ﻧﺪ ]‪ [...‬ﺑــﻪ ﺑﻬﺎﻧﺔ ﺟﺒﺮ ﺻﺪﻣﺎ‪$‬‬ ‫ﻧﮋ ﭘﺮﺳﺘﻰ !ﭘﺎ ﺧﺸﻦﺗﺮﻳﻦ ﻧﮋ ﭘﺮﺳﺘﺎ ]‪ [...‬ﻓﻠﺴﻄﻴﻦ ﺣﺎﻛﻢ ﻛﺮ ﻧﺪ]‪«[...‬‬ ‫ﻣﻨﺒﻊ‪ :‬ﻧﻮ!ﺳﺘﻰ‪ ،‬ﻣﻮ ‪ l! o‬ﻳﺒﻬﺸﺖﻣﺎ‪ G‬ﺳﺎﻟﺠﺎ ‬ ‫ﻣﻰﺑﻴﻨﻴﻢ ﻛﻪ ﻳﻨﺠﺎ ﻓﻘﻂ ﺳــﺨﻦ ‪ 3‬ﻧﮋ ﭘﺮﺳــﺘﻰ ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺖ ﺳــﺮ ﺋﻴﻞ ﺳﺖ! ! ﻧﮋ ﭘﺮﺳﺘﻰ‬ ‫ﺧﻮﺷــﺒﺨﺘﺎﻧﻪ ﻧﺰ ﺗﺤﺮﻳﻢﻛﻨﻨﺪﮔﺎ ﻧﺸﺴــﺖ ! ﺑﺎ ‪ :‬ﻳﺎﻻ‪ $‬ﻣﺘﺤﺪ‪ ،‬ﻛﺎﻧﺎ ‪ ،‬ﺳﺘﺮ ﻟﻴﺎ‪ ،‬ﻫﻠﻨﺪ‬

‫! ‪3‬ﻻﻧﺪﻧﻮ ! ﺣﺘﻰ !ﭘﺎ‪ ،‬ﺑﻪ !ﻳﮋ‪ G‬ﻧﮕﻠﺴــﺘﺎ ﭘﺪﻳﺪ‪ G‬ﺳــﺖ ﻛﻪ ﭘﻮﺷــﺶ‬ ‫» ﺣﺘﺮ ‪ B‬ﺑﻪ ﻗﻮ ‪ ! «B‬ﺣﻔﻆ ﻓﺮﻫﻨﮓ ﺳﺮ‪3‬ﻣﻴﻦ ﻣﺎ ! ﻏﻴﺮ‪ G‬ﺟﺮ ‪8‬ﻧﺮ ﺷﺎﻫﺪﻳﻢ! ﭘﺲ‬ ‫ﺳﺨﻨﺎ ﻣﻬﺮ! ‪ 3‬ﺳﺎ‪3‬ﻣﺎ ﻣﻠﻞ ! ﻗﻊ ﻧﺸﺎ ‪ 3‬ﺑﺎ‪3‬ﻧﮕﺮ ﺳﺎﺳﻰ ‪8‬ﻧﮕﻠﻮﺳﺎﻛﺴﻮ ﻫﺎ‬ ‫ ﺳﻴﺎﺳﺖﻫﺎ ﺷــﺎ ﺟﻤﻜــﺮ ‪ .‬ﻳﻨــﺎ ﻣﻬﺮ! ‪ 3‬ﺑــﺮ ﺟﻨﮓ ﻓﺮ!‪ 3‬‬ ‫ ‪ 3‬ﺻﻨﺪ!‪j‬ﻫــﺎ ﻣﺎ ﮔﻴﺮ ﺑﻴﺮ! ﻛﺸــﻴﺪ‪ G‬ﺑﻮ ﻧﺪ ﺣﺎ‪ l‬ﻛﻪ ﺑﺮﻧﺎﻣﺔ ﺟﻨﮓ ﺑﻪ ﺑﻦ ﺑﺴــﺖ‬ ‫ ﺳــﻴﺪ‪ ،G‬ﺑﺎﻳﺪ ﻳﻦ »ﻧﻮﺑﺮ ﻧﺎ ﻣﻚ« ﻧﺰ ﺟﻬﺎﻧﻴﺎ »ﻗﺎﺑﻞ ﻣﻌﺎﺷــﺮ‪ «$‬ﺟﻠﻮ‪ G‬ﻫﻨﺪ‪ .‬‬ ‫ ﺳــﺘﺎ ﻫﻤﻴﻦ ﺳﻴﺎﺳﺖ ﻧﻮﻳﻦ »ﺻﺪ ‪8‬ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ« ﻳﻚ ﻣﺼﺎﺣﺒﻪ ﺑﺎ ﺣﻤﺪ ﻧﮋ ﺗﺮﺗﻴﺐ‬ ‫ ‪ G‬ﻛﻪ ﺑﻪ ﻣﺼﺎﺣﺒﻪ ﺑﺎ ‪ 8‬ﻣﻴﺰ ﺷــﺒﺎﻫﺖ ! ﻣﻬﺮ! ‪ 3‬ﻳﻦ ﻣﺼﺎﺣﺒﻪ ﺑﻄﻪ‬ ‫ﺑﺎ ﻣﺎﺟﺮ » ﻛﺴــﺎﻧﺎ ﺻﺎﺑﺮ « ﻓﺮﻣﻮ ‪ ،G‬ﻳﻦ ﻣﻮ ﺧﺎﻟﺖ ﻧﻤﻰﻛﻨﻢ‪ ،‬ﻗﻮ ﻗﻀﺎﺋﻴﻪ‬ ‫ﻣﺴﺘﻘﻞ ﺳﺖ!‬ ‫ﻣﻰﺑﻴﻨﻴﻢ ﻛﻪ ﻳﻦ ﺳﺨﻨﺎ ﺑﺮﺧﻼ‪ f‬ﻫﻤﻴﺸﻪ »ﻫﻨﺠﺎ ﮔﺮﻳﺰ« ! »ﻗﺎﻧﻮ ﺷﻜﻦ« ﻧﻴﺴﺖ ! ﺑﺎ‬ ‫ﻻ‪$‬ﺳﺎﻻ ﻣﻌﻤﻮ‪ l‬ﺟﻤﻜﺮ ﻓﺎﺻﻠﻪ ! ﻻ‪$‬ﺑﺎ‪ 3‬ﻫﻤﭽﻨﺎ ﻛﻪ ﺷﺎﻫﺪﻳﻢ ﺑﺎ ﺳﺘﻘﺮ ‬ ‫ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺖ ﺳﻼﻣﻰ ﻳﺮ !‪ /‬ﺳﻴﺎﺳﺖﮔﺬ ﺷﺪ ! ﺑﻪ ﻫﻤﻴﻦ ﻟﻴﻞ ‪3‬ﺑﺎ ﺣﺎﻛﻤﻴﺖ‬ ‫ﻧﻴﺰ ‪! ! n 3‬ﻗﺎ ! ﻣﺘﺎﻧﺖ ﻓﺎﺻﻠﻪ ﮔﺮﻓﺖ ! !ﺑﺎﺷﻰ ﭼﻮ ﺧﻤﻴﻨﻰ‪ ،‬ﻳﺰ ‪ ،‬ﻗﻄﺐ ‪،G 3‬‬ ‫ ﻓﺴــﻨﺠﺎﻧﻰ ! ﺑﻨﻰﺻﺪ ﺑﺎ ﺗﻜﻴﻪ ﺑﺮ !ﺑﺎ‪ /‬ﺧﻴﺎﺑﺎﻧﻰ ‪ 0r‬ﻫﺮ‪ B‬ﻗﺪ ‪ $‬ﺟﺎ ﮔﺮﻓﺘﻨﺪ‪.‬‬ ‫ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺖ ﺳــﻼﻣﻰ ﺑﻪ ﺻﻮ ‪» $‬ﺷــﻤﺎﺗﻴﻚ«‪ ! ،‬ﻋﺮﺑﺪ‪ 3!3 ! G‬ﻻ‪ $‬ﷲ ﺧﻼﺻﻪ‬ ‫ﻣﻰﺷﺪ‪ 3!3 :‬ﺧﻤﻴﻨﻰ ﺟﻤﺎ ! ﻋﺮﺑﺪ ﻣﺎﺷﺎﷲ ﻗﺼﺎ‪ n‬ﺧﻴﺎﺑﺎ ‪.‬‬ ‫ﻣﺮ ﺑﻰﺳــﺮ!ﭘﺎ‪ lt ! ،‬ﻓﺮﻫﻨﮓ ﻫﺨﺪ »ﻻ‪ «$‬ﺧﻮ ﻧﺪ‪ G‬ﻣﻰﺷﻮ ‪! .‬ﻟﻰ ﻳﻦ ﺗﻌﺮﻳﻒ‬ ‫ ﻣﻮ ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺖ ﺟﻤﻜﺮ ﻛﻔﺎﻳﺖ ﻧﻤﻰﻛﻨﺪ‪ .‬ﭼﻪ ﻳﻦ ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺖ ‪3‬ﻧﺎ ﻧﻴﺰ ﺑﺘﺬ ‪l‬‬ ‫!ﻗﺎﺣﺖ ! ﺑﻴﺸــﺮﻣﻰ ‪! 3‬ﻟﺖﻣﺮ ﻫﻴﭻ ﻛﻢ ﻧﺪ ﻧﺪ‪ .‬ﻟﺒﺘﻪ ﻓﻜﺮ ﻧﻜﻨﻴﺪ ﻻ‪$‬ﺳــﺎﻻ ‬ ‫ ‪8 3‬ﺳــﻤﺎ ﺑﻪ ﻛﺸــﻮ ﻳﺮ ﺑﺎ ﻳﺪ‪ .G‬ﺑﺪ ً! ﭘﻴﺶ ‪ 3‬ﺳﺘﻘﺮ ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺖ ﺳﻼﻣﻰ‪ ،‬ﻓﻀﺎ ‬ ‫ ﺟﺘﻤﺎﻋــﻰ ﺟﻮﻻﻧﮕﺎ‪! G‬ﺑﺎ‪ /‬ﺑــﻮ ‪ .‬ﺧﻴﺎﺑﺎ ﻫﺎ ﺗﻬﺮ ‪3‬ﻧﺎ ‪ ،‬ﺑﺎ ﺣﺠﺎ‪ n‬ﻳﺎ ﺑﻰﺣﺠﺎ‪n‬‬ ‫ﻣﻮ ﺗﻬﺎﺟﻢ ‪3‬ﺑﺎﻧﻰ ! ﻳﺎ ﻓﻴﺰﻳﻜﻰ !ﺑﺎ‪ /‬ﻗﺮ ﻣﻰﮔﺮﻓﺘﻨﺪ‪ ،‬ﺑﺪ! ‪8‬ﻧﻜﻪ ﭘﻠﻴﺲ ﻳﻨﮕﻮﻧﻪ‬ ‫ﻣــﻮ ﺧﺎﻟــﺖ ﻛﻨﺪ‪ .‬ﺳــﺘﻮ ﻫﺎ ﺷــﻴﻚ ! ﻛﻠﻮپﻫﺎ ‪8‬ﻧﭽﻨﺎﻧــﻰ »ﻣﺨﺼﻮ‪v‬‬ ‫ ﻋﻀﺎء« ﻣﺎﻧﻨﺪ ﻛﻠﻮپ !ﺳــﺖ ﺷﺘﻨﻰ ﻓﺮ ﻧﺴــﻪ ﻳﺎ ﻛﻠﻮپ ﺷﺎﻫﻨﺸﺎﻫﻰ ﻧﻴﺰ ﺑﺮ ﻫﻤﻴﻦ‬ ‫ﭘﺎﺷــﻨﻪ ﻣﻰﭼﺮﺧﻴــﺪ‪ ،‬ﻣﻨﺘﻬﻰ ﻳــﻦ ﻣﺎﻛﻦ !ﺑﺎ‪ /‬ﺟﺘﻤﺎﻋــﻰ ﻣﺘﻔﺎ!ﺗﻰ ﻗﺮ ‬ ‫ﻣﻰﮔﺮﻓﺘﻨﺪ‪.‬‬ ‫ ﻳــﻦ ﻣﺨﺘﺼــﺮ ﮔﻔﺘﻴﻢ ﺗــﺎ ﺑﻪ ﻛﺜﺮﻳﺖ ﺟﻤﻌﻴــﺖ ﻳﺮ ﻛﻪ ﺗﻬﺮ ﭘﻴــﺶ ‪ 3‬ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺖ‬ ‫ﺟﻤﻜﺮ ﻧﺪﻳﺪ‪ G‬ﻧﺪ ﺑﮕﻮﺋﻴﻢ ‪8‬ﻧﺮ!‪3‬ﻫﺎ ﺑﺮﺧﻮ ‪ 3‬ﻣﻨﻴﺖ ﺟﺘﻤﺎﻋﻰ ﺑﺮ ‪ ، 3‬ﺑﺪ! ‬ ‫ﺣﻀــﻮ ﻣــﺮ ﻣﻜﺎﻧﭙﺬﻳﺮ ﻧﺒﻮ ‪ .‬ﺑﻪ ﻋﺒﺎ ‪ $‬ﻳﮕﺮ ﺳــﺮﻛﻮ‪3 n‬ﻧــﺎ ﻋﺮﺻﺔ ﺟﺘﻤﺎ‪ y‬ﺑﻪ‬ ‫ﺷــﻴﻮ‪G‬ﻫﺎ ﻣﺨﺘﻠﻒ ﻧﺎ ﻳﺪ‪ G‬ﮔﺮﻓﺘﻪ ﻣﻰﺷﺪ ! ‪ 3‬ﺳــﻮ ﻧﻴﺮ!ﻫﺎ ﻧﺘﻈﺎﻣﻰ ﺗﻠﻮﻳﺤﺎً ﻣﺠﺎ‪3‬‬ ‫ﺑﻪ ﺷــﻤﺎ ﻣﻰ ﻓﺖ‪ .‬ﺑﻪ ﻫﻤﻴﻦ ﻟﻴﻞ ﺷــﻬﺮﺑﺎﻧﻰ ﻛﻠﻨﻞ ‪8‬ﻳﺮ! ﺳــﺎﻳﺪ ﻃﺮ ‪ f‬ﻣﺪ ‪0‬‬ ‫ ﺧﺘﺮ ﻧﺔ ﺗﻬﺮ ﭼﻪ ﺷــﻤﺎ‪ ! l‬ﭼﻪ ﻣﺮﻛﺰ ﺷﻬﺮ ﺣﻀﻮ ﻧﺪ ﺷﺖ! ﻧﺘﻴﺠﻪ ﺑﻬﺘﺮﻳﻦ‬ ‫ﻣﺤﻞ ﺑﺮ ﺳــﺮﻛﻮ‪3 n‬ﻧﺎ ﻫﻤﻴﻦ ﻣﻨﺎﻃﻖ ﺑﻮ ‪ .‬ﺧﻼﺻــﻪ ﺑﮕﻮﺋﻴﻢ ‪3‬ﻣﺎﻧﻰ ﻛﻪ ﻣﺤﺪ! ﻳﺖ‬ ‫ﺧﺎﻧﻮ ‪ G‬ﺷــﺎﻣﻞ ﺣﺎ‪ l‬ﻣﺎ ‪3‬ﻧﺎ ﻧﻤﻰﺷــﺪ‪ ،‬ﻓﻀﺎ ﺟﺘﻤﺎﻋﻰ ‪ 3‬ﺳــﺮﻛﻮ‪ n‬ﻣﻰﻛﺮ ‪! ،‬‬ ‫ﭼﻤﺎ‪ j‬ﻓﺮﻫﻨﮓ ! ﺗﻤﺪ ﻣﺮ ! ﮔﺎ‪3 G‬ﻧﺎ ﭼﺎ ﺑﻪ ﺳــﺮ ﻣﺮ‪3‬ﭘﺮﮔﻬﺮ ﺑﺮ ﺳــﺮ ‪ 3‬ﻳﺮ ﻧﻰ‬ ‫ﻓﺮ! ﻣﻰ‪8‬ﻣﺪ‪ .‬ﺑﻠﻪ‪8 ،‬ﻧﺮ!‪3‬ﻫﺎ ﻫﻢ »ﮔﺸــﺖ ﺷــﺎ « ﺑﻪ ﺻﻮ ‪ $‬ﻏﻴﺮ ﺳﻤﻰ ﺣﻀﻮ ﻓﻌﺎ‪l‬‬

‫ ﺷــﺖ! ﺑــﻪ ﻫﻤﻴﻦ ﻟﻴﻞ ‪ !3 8‬ﺗﻨﻬﺎ ﻗﺪ‪ 3 B‬ﺧﻴﺎﺑﺎ ﻫــﺎ ﺗﻬﺮ ﻫﻤﭽﻨﺎ ﺑﺮ ‪l‬‬ ‫ﺑﺴــﻴﺎ ‪3‬ﻧﺎ ﻳﺮ ﻧﻰ‪ 3 ،‬ﺟﻤﻠﻪ ﻧﻮﻳﺴــﻨﺪ ﻳﻦ !ﺑﻼگ ﺑﺎﻗﻰﻣﺎﻧﺪ‪ 3 .G‬ﻣﻄﻠﺐ ! ﻓﺘﺎ ﻳﻢ‬ ‫ﺑﺎ‪3‬ﮔﺮ ﻳﻢ ﺑﻪ ﺳﺨﻨﺎ ﻣﻨﻄﻘﻰ ﻣﻬﺮ! ‪ 3‬ﭘﻴﺮ ﻣﻮ ﻣﺎﺟﺮ ﻛﺴﺎﻧﺎ ﺻﺎﺑﺮ ﻛﻪ ﺑﻪ ﮔﻔﺘﺔ ژ‪ G‬‬ ‫ﺟﺎﺳﻮ‪ 0‬ﻫﻢ ﺑﻮ ‪!G‬‬ ‫ ﻟﺒﺘﻪ ﻳﻦ ﺗﻬﺎ‪ B‬ﺷــﺎﻳﺪ ﺻﺤﺖ ﺷــﺘﻪ ﺑﺎﺷــﺪ‪! ،‬ﻟﻰ ﺷــﻨﻴﺪ ﻳﻦ ﻣﻄﻠﺐ ‪3 3‬ﺑﺎ ژ‪ G‬‬ ‫ﺧﻴﻠــﻰ ﺧﻨﺪ‪ G‬ﺳــﺖ‪ ،‬ﭼﺮ ﻛﻪ !‪ $ 3‬ﻃﻼﻋﺎ‪ $‬ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺖ ﺳــﻼﻣﻰ ﻓﺘﺨﺎ ﺟﺎﺳﻮﺳــﻰ‬ ‫ﺑﺮ ﮔﺎ!ﭼﺮ ﻫﺎ ! ﻛﺴــﺎﻧﺎ ﻫﻢ ﺗﺒﻌﺔ‪8‬ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎﺳــﺖ‪ .‬ﻣﻨﻄﻘﺎً ﺳــﮓ ‪ B‬ﺧﻮ ﮔﺎ‪3‬‬ ‫ﻧﻤﻰﮔﻴﺮ !‬ ‫ ﮔﺮ ﻧﻈﺮ ﻣﺎ ﺑﺨﻮ ﻫﻴﺪ‪ ،‬ﺳﺘﮕﻴﺮ »ﺧﻮ ﻫﺮ« ﻛﺴﺎﻧﺎ ﺑﺮ ﻳﺠﺎ ﻫﻴﺎﻫﻮ ! ﺟﻨﺠﺎ‪ l‬ﺻﻮ ‪$‬‬ ‫ﭘﺬﻳﺮﻓﺖ‪ .‬ﻫﻤﭽﻨﺎﻧﻜﻪ ﺷــﺎﻫﺪﻳﻢ ﻣﻬﺮ! ‪ 3‬ﻳﻚ !‪ 3‬ﭘﻴﺶ ‪ 3‬ﻧﺸﺴﺖ ! ﺑﺎ ‪ ،‬ﻣﻮ ﺿﻊ ﺧﻮ ‬ ‫ ﺑﻄــﻪ ﺑﺎ ﻳﻦ ﺧﺒﺮﻧﮕﺎ »ﺷــﻬﻴﺪ« ﺣﻨﺎ‪ 3‬ﭼﻮﺑﻪ ﻋﻼ‪ B‬ﺷــﺖ‪ ! .‬ﮔﺮ ﻣﺮ!‪ 3‬ﺑﺮ ‬ ‫ﺣﻔــﻆ ‪8‬ﺑــﺮ! ‪8‬ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ ﻋﺎ ﻣﻰﻛﻨﺪ ﻛﻪ ﻛﺎ ﻗﻮ ﻗﻀﺎﺋﻴــﻪ ﺧﺎﻟﺖ ﻧﻤﻰﻛﻨﺪ ! ﻳﻦ ﻗﻮ‪ G‬‬ ‫»ﻣﺴﺘﻘﻞ« ﻣﻰ ﻧﺪ‪ ،‬ﻳﮕﺮ ‪ 3‬ﺟﻤﻠﻪ ﺑﻬﻤﻦ ﻗﺒﺎ ! ﺻﺎ ‪3 j‬ﻳﺒﺎﻛﻼ‪ B‬ﭼﻨﻴﻦ ﺳﺘﻘﻼﻟﻰ ‬ ‫ﺑﻪ ﺳﻤﻴﺖ ﻧﻤﻰﺷﻨﺎﺳﻨﺪ!‬ ‫ﺑﻠﻪ‪ ،‬ﺻﺎ ‪3 j‬ﻳﺒﺎﻛﻼ‪ B‬ﻛﻪ ﮔﻮﻳﺎ ﻳﻚ ﻣﺪ ‪ F‬ﻧﺸــﮕﺎﻫﻰ ﻫﻢ ! ‪ 3‬ﻧﺨﺒﮕﺎ ﻓﻘﺮﻓﺮﻫﻨﮕﻰ‬ ‫ﺟﻤﻜﺮ ﺑﻪ ﺷــﻤﺎ ﻣﻰ ! ‪ ،‬ﺑﻼﻓﺎﺻﻠﻪ ﺗﻬﺎ‪ B‬ﻛﺴــﺎﻧﺎ ﺻﺎﺑﺮ ﻣﺮ ! ﺷــﻤﺮ ‪ !G‬ﻋﺠﻴﺐ‬ ‫ ﺳــﺖ ﻛﻪ ﻳﻦ ﺟﺎﻧﻮ !ﺣﺸــﻰ ﻛــﻪ ﻋﻨﻮ ﻛﺘﺮ ! ﺳــﺘﺎ ﻋﻠﻮ‪ B‬ﺳﻴﺎﺳــﻰ ﻫﻢ ﻳﺪ‪F‬‬ ‫ﻣﻰﻛﺸــﻨﺪ ﺳﺖ ﻫﻤﺎ ﻓﺘﺎ ﻗﺎﻧﻮ ﺳــﺘﻴﺰ ‪8‬ﺧﻮﻧﺪ ﺟﻤﺎﻋﺖ ﻧﺪ‪ .‬ﺻﺎ ‪3 j‬ﻳﺒﺎﻛﻼ‪ B‬ﺑﻪ‬ ‫ﺧﻮ ﺟﺎ‪ G3‬ﻣﻰ ﻫﺪ ‪ 3‬ﻳﻚ ﻣﺘﻬﻢ ﺑﻪ ﺟﺎﺳﻮﺳﻰ ﺷﺨﺼﺎً‪ 3 ،‬ﺟﺎﻳﮕﺎ‪ G‬ﻛﺴﻰ ﻛﻪ ﻣﻌﻠﻮ‪ B‬ﻧﻴﺴﺖ‬ ‫ﭼﻪ ﻣﺴــﺌﻮﻟﻴﺘﻰ ﻓﻊ ﺗﻬﺎ‪ B‬ﻛﻨﺪ! ! ﺟﺎﻟﺐ ﻳﻨﺠﺎﺳــﺖ ﻛﻪ ﻇﻬﺎ ‪ $‬ﺳﺮﺷﺎ ‪ 3‬ﺣﻤﺎﻗﺖ‬ ‫ ﻛﺘﺮ ‪3‬ﻳﺒﺎﻛﻼ‪ B‬ﺳــﺎﻧﻪﻫﺎ ﻫﻢ ﻣﻨﻌﻜﺲ ﻣﻰﺷــﻮ ‪ .‬ﻗﻮ ﻗﻀﺎﺋﻴــﻪ ﻗﺪ ﻗﺪ ‪ $‬ﺟﻤﻜﺮ ﻫﻢ‬ ‫ﺧﻔﻘﺎ ﮔﺮﻓﺘﻪ! ﺳﺖ ﺳﺖ ﻛﻪ ﻛﻞ ﻳﻦ ﻣﺎﺟﺮ ﺑﺮ ﭘﻬﻦ ﻛﺮ ﻓﺮ‪ /‬ﻗﺮﻣﺰ ﺑﺮ ‪8‬ﺧﻮﻧﺪ‬ ‫ﺟﺴﻰﺟﻜﺴــﻮ ‪ ،‬ﻻ‪ l‬ﺣﺰ‪ n‬ﻣﻜﺮ ‪ $‬ﺑﻪ ‪ G‬ﻓﺘﺎ ‪! ،G‬ﻟــﻰ ﺑﺎﻳﺪ ﺑﻪ ‪3‬ﻳﺒﺎﻛﻼ‪B‬ﻫﺎ ﻛﻪ ! ‪Y‬‬ ‫ﺷﻜﻢﺷــﺎ ﻃﺮﻓﺪ ﻣﻜﺮ ﺳﻰ ﺷــﺪ‪ G‬ﻧﺪ ﺑﮕﻮﺋﻴﻢ‪ ،‬ﺷﻤﺎ ﭼﻪ ﺑﻪ ﻣﻜﺮ ﺳﻰ؟! ﻛﺴﻰ ﻛﻪ ‬ ‫ ﻳﻦ ﺣﺪ ﺷــﻌﻮ ﻣﺘﻌﺎ ‪ f‬ﻧﺪ ﻛﻪ ﺑﻔﻬﻤﺪ ﺣــﻖ ﺧﺎﻟﺖ ﺟﺮﻳﺎ ﻣﺤﺎﻛﻤﺎ‪ $‬ﻓﺮ ﻛﻪ‬ ‫ﺑﻪ ﻫﺮ ﺗﻬﺎﻣﻰ ﺳﺘﮕﻴﺮ ﺷﺪ‪ G‬ﻧﺪ ‪ ! ،‬ﺑﺎ ﺳﺨﻨﺎ ﺑﻠﻬﺎﻧﻪ ‪ /‬ﻋﻤ ً‬ ‫ﻼ ﻗﺎﻧﻮ ﻧﻘﺾ ﻣﻰﻛﻨﺪ‪،‬‬ ‫ ‪ 3‬ﻣﻜﺮ ﺳﻰ ﭼﻪ ﻣﻰ ﻧﺪ؟‬ ‫! ﺟﺎﻟﺐﺗﺮ ﻳﻦ ﻛﻪ ﺳــﺎﻳﺖ ﻳﻮ ﻓﺮ ﻧﺴــﻪ ‪ 3‬ﻫﻤﻴﻦ ﻋﺎﻟﻢ ﻧﺸﻤﻨﺪ ﻣﻄﻠﺒﻰ ﻣﻨﺘﺸﺮ ﺷﺪ‪G‬‬ ‫ﻛﻪ ﺟﺎ ﺗﺮ ﻳﺪ ﺣﻤﺎﻗﺖ‪ ،‬ﺑﻴﺴــﻮ ! ﻣﺰ ! ﻧﻮﻳﺴــﻨﺪ‪ / G‬ﺑﺎﻗﻰ ﻧﻤﻰﮔﺬ ‪ .‬ﺳﺘﺎ ‬ ‫ﻓﺮﻫﻴﺨﺘﻪ‪3 ،‬ﻳﺒﺎﻛﻼ‪ B‬ﺑﺮ ﭘﻨﻬﺎ ﺷــﺘﻦ ﺳــﺖ ﭘﻠﻴﺪ ﺳﺘﻌﻤﺎ ﺳﺮﻛﻮ‪ n‬ﻣﺮ ‪ ! B‬ﺗﺎ |‬ ‫ﺛﺮ!‪$‬ﻫﺎ ﻣﻠﻰ ﻓﺮﻣﻮ ‪ G‬ﻧﺪ‪ ،‬ﺷــﺮ ﻳﻂ ﺳــﻒﺑﺎ ﻣﺮ ‪ B‬ﻳﺮ ﻫﻴــﭻ ﺗﺒﺎﻃﻰ ﺑﻪ ﺧﺪ ﻫﺎ ‬ ‫ﺳﺮﻧﻮﺷــﺖ ﺳــﺎ‪ 3‬ﺗﺎ ﻳﺨﻰ ! ﺗﻬﺎﺟﻢ ﺗﺮ‪ ! F‬ﻋﺮ‪ ! n‬ﻣﻐﻮ‪ l‬ﻧﺪ ‪ ،‬ﺷــﻜﺎ‪ 3 l‬ﺧﻮ ﻣﺎﺳــﺖ!‬ ‫! ﺗﻌﺠﺒﻰ ﻧﻴﺴــﺖ ﻛﻪ ﻳﻦ ﻣﺰﺧﺮﻓﺎ‪ $‬ﺳــﺎﻳﺖ ﻳﻮ ﻓﺮ ﻧﺴــﻪ ﻣﻨﻌﻜﺲ ﺷﻮ ‪ .‬ﺑﺮ ﺳﺎ‪0‬‬ ‫ﺗﺮﻫﺎ‪ $‬ﻳﻦ ﻓﺮﻫﻴﺨﺘﺔ ﻋﺮﺻﺔ ﻓﻘﺮﻓﺮﻫﻨﮕﻰ‪ ،‬ﻣﻠﺖ ﻳﺮ ﻣﻰﺑﺎﻳﺪ ﻓﺮ ﻣﻮ‪ /‬ﻛﻨﺪ ﻛﻪ ﻃﻰ ﺳﺪ ‬ ‫ ﺧﻴﺮ ‪8‬ﻧﮕﻠﻮﺳﺎﻛﺴــﻮ ﻫﺎ ﻓﻘﻂ ﺳﻪ ﻛﻮ ﺗﺎ ﺳﻤﻰ‪ ،‬ﻳﻚ ﺟﻨﮓ ‪ 8‬ﺳﺎﻟﻪ ! ﭼﻨﺪﻳﻦ ﻛﻮ ﺗﺎ ‬ ‫ﻏﻴﺮ ﺳــﻤﻰ ﺑﺮ ﻣﻠﺖ ﻳﺮ ﺗﺤﻤﻴﻞ ﻛﺮ ‪ G‬ﻧﺪ! ﺑﺎﻳﺪ ﺑﺪ ﻧﻴﻢ ﻛﻪ ﻳﻦ ﺷــﺮ ﻳﻂ ﺳﻒﺑﺎ ﻧﺘﻴﺠﺔ‬ ‫» ﻓﺘﺎ « ﺧﻮ ﻣﺎﺳﺖ!‬

‫ﺣﺘﻤﺎً » ﺳــﺘﺎ « ﺧﻮ ﻫﻨﺪ ﮔﻔﺖ‪ ،‬ﮔﺮ ﻓﻘﺮ ! ﺳــﺮﻛﻮ‪ n‬ﻫﻤﭽﻨﺎ ﻳﺮ ﮔﺴﺘﺮ‪ /‬ﻳﺎﻓﺘﻪ‬ ‫‪8‬ﻧﻬﻢ ﺑﻪ ﻟﻴﻞ ﺑﻰ ﻳﻤﺎﻧﻰ ﻣﺮ ‪ B‬ﺳــﺖ! ﺑﻰﺟﻬﺖ ﻧﺒﻮ ﻛﻪ ﭼﻨﺪ !‪ 3‬ﭘﻴﺶ ﻛﺎ ﺧﺎﻧﺔ ﺟﺎﻟﻪ‬ ‫ﭘــﺮ! ﻗــﻼ ‪8‬ﺧﻮﻧﺪ ﺻﺎﻓﻰ ﺑــﺎ‪ 3‬ﻛﺮ ‪ G‬ﺑﻮ ﺗﺎ ﻳــﻦ ﺟﺎﻧﻮ !ﺣﺸــﻰ ﺧﻮ ﻫﺎ ﺣﻀﻮ ‬ ‫ﭘﺎﺳــﺪ ﺑﺮ ﺣﻔﻆ ‪/3‬ﻫﺎ ﻳﻨﻰ ﺷــﻮ ‪ .‬ﭼﻮ ﺑﺪ! ﺣﻔﻆ ‪/3‬ﻫﺎ ﻳﻨﻰ !‬ ‫ﻛﻮﺑﻴﺪ ﭼﻤﺎ‪ j‬ﻣﻘﺪﺳــﺎ‪ $‬ﺑﺮ ﺳــﺮ ﻣﺮ ‪ B‬ﻳﺮ ‪ ،‬ﺗﻔﺎﻟﻪﻫﺎ ﺟﺘﻤﺎ‪ ،y‬ﭼﻪ ﺳﺘﺎ ﺑﻨﺪ ! ﭼﻪ‬ ‫ ﻧﺸــﮕﺎﻫﻰ ﻣﺰ ! ﺳــﺘﻌﻤﺎ ﻣﻰﺑﺎﻳﺪ ﺧﻔﻘﺎ ﺧﺘﻴﺎ ﻛﻨﻨﺪ‪ ! .‬ﮔﺮ ﻓﻌﻠﺔ ﻓﺎﺷﻴﺴﻢ ﺳﺎﻛﺖ‬ ‫ﺷــﻮ ‪ ،‬ﺻﺪ ﻋﺪ‪8‬ﺳــﺎ گ‪ ...‬ﺑﺎ‪ ! n‬ﺷــﻨﮕﺘﻦ ﺑﻪ ﮔﻮ‪ /‬ﻫﻤﻪ ﺧﻮ ﻫﺪ ﺳﻴﺪ‪! .‬ﻟﻰ‬ ‫ﻣﺴــﺌﻠﻪ ﻫﻤﭽﻨﺎﻧﻜﻪ ﺑﺎﻻ ﮔﻔﺘﻴﻢ ﻳﮕﺮ ﺑﻪ »ﺻﺪ « ﻣﺤﺪ! ﻧﻤﻰﻣﺎﻧﺪ‪ ،‬ﺑﻌﺎ ﺳــﺘﺮ ﺗﮋﻳﻚ‬ ‫‪ 8‬ﻳﻌﻨﻰ »ﺑﻮ« ‪ 3‬ﻫﻤﻴﺖ ﻓﺮ ! ﺑﺮﺧﻮ ﺧﻮ ﻫﺪ ﺷﺪ‪ .‬ﻣﻰ ﻧﻴﻢ ﻛﻪ ﺣﻜﺎﻳﺖ ﺳﻌﺪ ‪،‬‬ ‫ﻣﺎﺟﺮ »ﻣﺴــﺘﺤﻢ« ﻳﺎ ﻫﻤﺎ »ﺧﻼ« ﻣﻰﮔﺬﺷﺖ‪! ،‬ﻟﻰ ﺗﻐﻴﻴﺮ ﻣﻮ ﺿﻊ ﻳﺎﻻ‪ $‬ﻣﺘﺤﺪ ‬ ‫ﺳــﺎ‪3‬ﻣﺎ ﻣﻠﻞ ! ﺑﻪ ﺻﻮ ‪ $‬ﺳــﻤﻰ ﻋﻼ‪ B‬ﻣﻰﺷﻮ ‪ ،‬ﻧﺘﻴﺠﻪ ﻃﺒﻞ ‪ 3‬ﺑﺮ ﭘﻮﺷﺎﻧﺪ ‬ ‫»ﺑﻮ« ﻛﺎ ﺳﺎ‪ 3‬ﻧﺨﻮ ﻫﺪ ﺑﻮ ‪ .‬ﻻ‪ B3‬ﺳﺖ ﺣﻘﻮ‪ j‬ﻧﺎ ﻳﺎﻻ‪ $‬ﻣﺘﺤﺪ ‪ 3‬ﺟﻤﻠﻪ »ﻣﺴﺘﺮ« ﻣﺰ ‬ ‫ﻛﻼ ‪» F‬ﻣﻄﺎﻟﻌــﺎ‪ «$‬ﻛﻨﻨﺪ ! ﻫﻜﺎ ﺑﻴﺎﺑﻨﺪ ﻛﻪ ﺳــﺎ‪3‬ﻣﺎ ﻣﻠﻞ ﺑﺘﻮ ‪ 3‬ﻧﻈﺮ ﺣﻘﻮﻗﻰ‬ ‫ﻣﺎﻧﻨﺪ ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺖ ﺟﻤﻜﺮ »ﻣﺴﺘﺤﻢ« ﺑﻪ ﺷﻤﺎ ‪ !8‬ﻛﻪ ﮔﻔﺘﻪ ﻧﺪ‪:‬‬ ‫ ﺧﺎﻧﺔ ﻣﺎ ﮔﻠﺸﻦ ﮔﺮ ﻧﻴﺴﺖ ﺧﻼ ﻫﺴﺖ‬ ‫ﻫﺮ ﺟﺎ ﻛﻪ ﺧﻼ ﻫﺴﺖ ‪ 8‬ﻧﻮ ﺧﺪ ﻫﺴﺖ‬ ‫! ﺧﻼﺻﻪ »ﺑﺮ « ﺟﺴﻰﺟﻜﺴــﻮ ﻛﻪ ‪» 3‬ﭘﻴﺮ! ﺧﺪ !ﻧﺪ« ﺑﻪ ﺷــﻤﺎ ﻣﻰ !ﻧﺪ ﺑﻪ ﮔﺪ ﺋﻰ‬ ‫ﺑﻪ ﺧﺎﻧﺔ ﺷــﺎ‪8 G‬ﻣﺪ‪ G‬ﻧﺪ! ﭼﻮ ﻫﻴﻼ ﻛﻠﻴﻨﺘﻮ ﺑﻪ ﻟﻴﻞ ﻫﺎ ‪ ! $‬ﭘﻮ ‪$‬ﻫﺎﺋﻰﻛﻪ ﺑﺮ ‬ ‫ !ﻟﺖ ﻛﻮﺑﺎ ﻛﺮ ‪ G‬ﻧﻤﻰﺗﻮ ﻧﺪ ﻣﺜﻞ »ﻣﻴﺸــﻞ ﻛﺎﻟﻤﻰ« ﺑﺎ ﻋﺎﻳﺖ ﺣﺠﺎ‪ n‬ﻫﻰ ﺗﻬﺮ ﺷــﻮ !‬ ‫ ﻟﺒﺘﻪ ﺋﻴﺲ ﺟﻤﻬﻮ ﺳــﻮﺋﻴﺲ ﮔﻔﺘﻪ ﺣﺎﺿﺮ ﺳﺖ ﺑﺎ !ﺳﺮ ﺑﻪ ﺗﻬﺮ ﺑﺮ! ‪! ،‬ﻟﻰ ﺟﺴﻰ‬ ‫ﺟﻜﺴﻮ ‪ 3‬ﻣﺪﻳﺮ ﺑﺎﺗﺠﺮﺑﻪ ﻣﺮ »ﺑﻮﮔﻴﺮ « ﺳﺖ ! ﻫﺮ ﭼﻪ ﺣﺎﻛﻤﻴﺖ ‪8‬ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ ﺑﻪ !ﻳﮋ‪G‬‬ ‫ﻫﻴﻼ ﺑﺎ ﻛﻨﺪ‪» ،‬ﻣﺪﻳﺮﻳﺖ ﺑﻮ« ﺑﺮ ﮔﺮ ﺟﺴﻰﺟﻜﺴﻮ ﺧﻮ ﻫﺪ ﻓﺘﺎ ‪.‬‬ ‫ﻫﻴﻼ ﻛﻠﻴﻨﺘﻮ ﻓﺮﻣﻮ ‪ G‬ﻧﺪ‪ ،‬ﺑﺎﻳﺪ ﻣﺮ ‪ B‬ﻛﻮﺑﺎ ﻣﺜﻞ ﻛﻮﺑﺎﺋﻰﻫﺎ ﺳﺎﻛﻦ ‪8‬ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ ‪ 3‬ﻣﻜﺮ ﺳﻰ‬ ‫ﺑﺮﺧﻮ ﺑﺎﺷــﻨﺪ ﺗﺎ ﻣﺎ ﺗﺤﺮﻳﻢﻫﺎ ﺑﺮ ﻳﻢ! ﻧﻪ ﻳﻨﻜﻪ ﻛﺸــﻮ ﻫﺎ ‪8‬ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ ﻻﺗﻴﻦ ﺑﻪ‬ ‫!ﻳﮋ‪! G‬ﻧﺰ!ﺋﻼ » ﻣﻜﺮ ﺳﻰ« ﺑﺮﻗﺮ ﺳﺖ! ﻻ‪8 B3‬ﻣﺪ‪ G‬ﻛﻮﺑﺎ ﻫﻢ ﻣﺜﻞ !ﻧﺰ!ﺋﻼ » ﻣﻜﺮ ﺳﻰ«‬ ‫ﺑﺎﺷــﺪ ! ﺣﺎﻛﻤﺎ ‪ /‬ﻫﻢ »ﻧﻮﻛﺮ« ﺳــﺎ‪3‬ﻣﺎ ﺳــﻴﺎ! ﻫﺮ ﺣﺎ‪ l‬ﭘﺲ ‪ 3‬ﭼﻨﻴﻦ ﻇﻬﺎ ﺗﻰ‪،‬‬ ‫ﻫﻴــﻼ ﻛﻠﻴﻨﺘﻮ ﻧﻤﻰﺗﻮ ﻧﺪ ﻫﻰ ﺟﻤﻜﺮ ﺷــﻮ ‪ ،‬ﻧﺘﻴﺠﻪ ﺑﺮ ﺟﻤﻊ!ﺟﻮ ﻛﺮ ‬ ‫»ﺑﻮ« ﺟﺴــﻰ ﺟﻜﺴــﻮ ﺑﻪ ﻋﻨﻮ »ﺑﻮﮔﻴﺮ« ﻣﻰﻓﺮﺳﺘﻨﺪ‪ .‬ﻳﻚ ﺑﻮﮔﻴﺮ ﺗﻤﺎ‪ B‬ﻋﻴﺎ ﻛﻪ ﻫﻢ‬ ‫‪8‬ﺧﻮﻧﺪ ﺳﺖ ﻫﻢ ﻣﺬﻛﺮ ! ﻫﻢ ﺳﺎﺑﻘﺔ ﺑﻮﮔﻴﺮ ‪ /‬ﺑﻪ ﺟﻨﮓ ﻳﻮﮔﺴﻼ! ﺑﺎ‪ 3‬ﻣﻰﮔﺮ ‪.‬‬ ‫‪8‬ﻧﺰﻣﺎ ‪8‬ﺧﻮﻧﺪ ﺟﻜﺴﻮ ﺑﺮ ‪ 38‬ﻛﺮ ! ﺧﻠﺒﺎ ﺟﻨﮕﻨﺪ‪G‬ﻫﺎ »ﻧﺎﻣﺮﺋﻰ« ‪8‬ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ ﻛﻪ ﺑﻪ‬ ‫ ﻟﻴﻞ ﺧﺸــﻢ ﺧﺪ !ﻧﺪ ﻫﻮ ﭘﻴﻤﺎ ﺷــﺎ ﻫﺪ‪ f‬ﻣﻮﺷﻚ ﻗﺮ ﮔﻔﺘﻪ ﺑﻮ ! ﺧﻮ ﺷﺎ ﻫﻢ ﺳﻴﺮ‬ ‫ﺷــﺪ‪ G‬ﺑﻮ ﻧﺪ ﻫﻰ ﺻﺮﺑﺴﺘﺎ ﺷﺪ ! ﻣﺮ!‪ 3‬ﺳــﺎﻳﺔ ‪8‬ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ ﻳﻦ ﻛﺸﻮ ﺑﺎ ﺗﻴﺮ ﻣﻰ‪3‬ﻧﻨﺪ‪.‬‬ ‫ﺧﻼﺻﻪ ﻧﻤﻰﺧﻮ ﻫﻴﻢ ﻧﻔﻮ‪ 0‬ﺑﺪ ﺑﺰﻧﻴﻢ !ﻟﻰ ﺟﺴﻰﺟﻜﺴــﻮ ﺑﺮ ﮔﺎ!ﭼﺮ ﻫﺎ ﻫﻤﻴﺸﻪ ﺑﺪ‬ ‫ﻗﺪ‪ B‬ﺳﺖ‪ ،‬ﺑﻪ ﻫﺮ ﻛﺸﻮ ﭘﺎ ﮔﺬ ﺷﺘﻪ ﻧﺎ ‪8‬ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ ‪8‬ﻧﺠﺎ ‪8‬ﺟﺮ ﻛﺮ ‪.G‬‬