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Wednesday • August 10 • 2016
Labor Day Parade
TAKING
ADVENTURE TO NEW HEIGHTS
NEW 2016 JEEP
PATRIOT
$
149
15941 S. 94TH, ORLAND PARK
Tim King Gerardo Rangel
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888-835-5933
Scheduled to appear in the Calumet City Labor Day Parade, to be held on Monday, September the 5th, will be Illinois Lieutenant Governor Evelyn Sanguinetti, and Miss Teen Illinois 2016 Lindsey Pearlman. Also scheduled to take part are the Jesse W hite Tumblers, the Chicago Bears Drumline, and White Sox mascot Southpaw. For further information on the parade, please contact Calumet Memorial Park District Community Supervisor Gene Popa at (708) 868-2530 #122.
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Dogs and Men – A Comparison
ARLO KALLEMEYN We all like to compare certain things. Here we compare having a dog in your life as opposed to a man. Some people are doubly blessed - and have both. 1. D o g s d o n ot h a v e problems ex pressi ng affection in public. 2. Dogs miss you when you’re gone. 3. Dogs feel guilty when they’ve done something wrong. 4. Dogs ad m it when they’re jealous. 5. Dogs are ver y direct about wanting to go out. 6. Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (a nd t hey never laug h at how you throw. Hey ladies, we men just laugh lovingly at how adorable
you look when you throw... as long as it’s not a shoe.) 7. You can train a dog. 8. Dogs are easy to buy for. 9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. ( OK , t he re a l l y w or st disease you can get from them is rabies, but there’s a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you). 10. Dogs understand what “no” means. 11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you. Arlo Kallemeyn Shopper Publisher and big fan of man’s best friend even if they are somewhat better than men at some things.
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Let our Jeep Brand Managers Tim King and Gerardo Rangel SALES HOURS: Mon-Thurs 8am-8pm, Fri-Sat 8am-6pm and their staff Change Your SERVICE HOURS: Mon-Fri 7:30am-6pm, Sat 7:30am-4pm Mind about Car Buying Se Habla Español Pregunte Por Gerardo, David o Jose Lease a new 2016 Jeep Patriot Latitude 4x2 for $149 plus $2,999 due at signing plus tax title license and doc fee. 36 month closed end lease with 10,000 miles maximum per year. .20 cents for every mile over 30,000 at conclusion of lease. Not all consumers will qualify as determined by financial lender. See dealer for complete details. Images are for display purposes only and may not represent vehicle purchased.
Market in the Park is delighted to highlight the skills of Thornton resident Wendy Bracken-Mays. Every week she designs and creates beautiful precious stone jewelry to offer at the Market at 102 N. Hubbard St., Thornton, IL! For more information contact Thornton Recreation Department 708877-4454 or email thorntonrec@yahoo.com