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Photo provided by the St. Charles City-County Library A grand opening celebration was held at the Kisker Road Branch Library and the Middendorf-Kredell Branch Library last month for its new early literacy spaces.
Two new interactive early literacy spaces installed at two St. Charles City-County Library branches encourage happy noises
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Don’t mind the noise, it’s well worth it. There are two new interactive early literacy spaces installed at two St. Charles City-County Library Foundation library branches. In the children’s areas of both branches, children can play with interactive games, building materials, train tables and wind tunnels along with other structures, toys and play spaces unique to each branch. The Kisker Road Branch Library, located at 1000 Kisker Road, offers an Alphabright (with light-up alphabet blocks), an interactive three-sided play set and large foam building blocks. The Middendorf-Kredell Branch, located
at 2750 Highway K in O’Fallon, has a Baby Garden, an interactive light board, a magnet wall and a Pretend & Play Animal Hospital. “We have always had a focus on interactive activities for our young readers,” Maggie Melson, St. Charles City-County Library Director of Youth Services, said. “We plan to expand on that and make the library more of a hub for the entire family.” Children’s play is an important part of their development and a library patron may observe these new spaces as only fun and games. “Libraries are just not as quiet as they have been in years past,” Melson said. “There is going to be a bit of a learning curve for some of our customers. A bunch of kids
interacting, talking and singing is good for the brain but it is not always quiet. We hope that they understand the importance and if need be, headphones for the computers are available at the counters.” Melson said that researchers in the fields of education and child psychology have discovered significant evidence that play is necessary for healthy learning and growth. As children play and pretend, they also learn critical cognitive, emotional, social and physical skills. What children learn through play in their early years sets the stage for future success in the classroom and beyond. Along with the practices of writing, reading, talking, and singing, playing is the foundation of early literacy. See ‘LIBRARY’ page 2
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Photos provided by the St. Charles City-County Library A grand opening celebration was held at the Kisker Road Branch Library and the Middendorf-Kredell Branch Library last month for its new early literacy spaces.
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Early literacy space expansion into other branches is a definite possibility in the coming years. The two libraries were picked for different reasons. Kisker Road had the space available and also the addition of a new neighbor, Veterans Park, to make for a perfect accompaniment. Middendorf-Kredell is simply a powerhouse when it comes to traffic in and out the door. These spaces are available for family
playtime during the hours that the library is open and are available thanks to the generosity of St. Charles City-County Library Foundation donors. The St. Charles City-County Library Foundation was established in 1999. The foundation supports the programs, services, literary arts, and educational purposes of the St. Charles City-County Library District. Funding provided by the foundation complements
but does not replace the tax dollars which fund basic library programs and services. The Library Foundation is always seeking individuals (whether you are interested in serving seniors or children) with a passion for reading and an interest in volunteering to support its programs. Email or call Erica Land at eland@stchlibrary.org 636-4412300, ext. 1582 for further information on how you can help.
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10th Annual LSLPOA Holiday Charity Drive is currently underway The Lake St. Louis Police Officer’s Association delivered food to less fortunate families again this Thanksgiving. The food items included a fully prepared meal (turkey and all the fixings) purchased from a local business. The Lake St. Louis Police Officer’s As-
sociation will also be sponsoring local school children again this Christmas. The Holiday Charity Drive will continue until Dec. 22. The association is asking that you please do not send food items or clothing as they do not have a storage facility. If you would like to make a donation to go to-
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Celebrate the season with holiday happenings in St. Charles County Parks
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‘Tis the season to visit a St. Charles County Park for an extra dose of holiday cheer and family-friendly fun! The 2019 list of Holiday Happenings is available and the St. Charles County Parks and Recreation Department has a wonderful lineup of festive events planned in December and January. Letters to Santa Now through Friday, Dec. 13 at Youth Activity Park, 7801 Highway N in Dardenne Prairie Children ages eight and under are invited to write a letter to Santa and bring it to the park along with a self-addressed, stamped envelope. They will receive a letter from Santa before Christmas. Park hours are from 12 – 8 p.m.; Sunday through Thursday; 12 – 10 p.m., Friday; 10 a.m. – 10 p.m., Saturday. While you’re there, enjoy free play inside the complex and climb to the top of our 30-foot rock wall. Outside, if the pavement is dry, get your skateboard, scooter and BMX bike and ride the largest outdoor skate/bike course in the state of Missouri! Helmets and a parent-signed waiver are required to utilize our park’s extreme sports amenities. For more information, call the Youth Activity Park at 636-561-4964. Holiday Toy Train Display Now through Thursday, Jan. 6 at St. Charles County Heritage Museum, 1630 Heritage Landing in St. Peters Bring the family out to marvel over the museum’s popular Holiday Toy Train Display during the months of December and January; admission is free! This year’s display features extended tracks and scenes that highlight landmark park buildings including the historic Boone Village, Hays Home, Heritage Museum and the 1860s homestead formerly known as the “Pink Plantation” at Towne Park. It also features a new North Pole scene with Mrs. Claus’ bake shop, Santa’s cabin and the Elf Toy Factory. The museum will also serve as a donation site for the Toys for Tots, a program created by the United States Marine Corps Reserve, which collects new unwrapped toys and distributes them to less fortunate children at Christmas. If you’d like to spread some holiday cheer by donating, please bring new unwrapped toys to the museum through Dec. 13. The museum is open 10 a.m. – 5 p.m., Wednesday through Saturday; and 12 – 5 p.m., Sunday. It will be closed Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day. Call the museum at 636-255-6000 for more information. Christmas Candlelight Walks Park entry times 6, 7 and 8 p.m., on Dec. 6-7 and 13-14 at The Historic Daniel Boone Home, 1868 Highway F in Defiance Experience a night of warmth and beauty this holiday season at The Boone Home. Step back in time to observe Christmas traditions of the past, while strolling through the enchanting village illuminated with thousands of lantern-lit candles. Along the way, visit with “Daniel and Rebecca Boone” inside the Boone Home as they reminisce
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about winters past. Enjoy holiday cookies, apple cider, and traditional carols inside the Old Peace Chapel. Tickets are limited; admission is $10 in advance and $15 at the park. Walk-in guests may be limited to village tours only. Call the park at 636-798-2005 for more information. Crafting from Nature: Ornament Making 10 a.m. – 2 p.m., Saturday, Dec. 7 at St. Charles County Heritage Museum, 1630 Heritage Landing in St. Peters Learn to make Christmas ornaments with materials from nature and the help of the talented St. Charles County Parks horticulture team. Just $5 includes all materials and a handmade ornament to take home. Pre-registration is requested. Call the museum at 636-255-6000 for more information. After the program, guests are welcome to stay and tour the museum’s displays and use the interactive digital hunting simulator. Santa’s Search Party From 7 a.m. – 4 p.m., Friday through Sunday, Dec. 13-15 at Indian Camp Creek Park, 2679 Dietrich Road in Foristell Join Santa’s Search Party in the park. The object of this game is to find as many presents, elves, and other characters hidden along the trails as you can. We provide a park map with clues, but you will need your cell phone or camera to take a picture of each character when found. Children 10 and under must be accompanied by an adult. The program is free, but pre-registration is required to acquire the map. Crafting from Nature: Holiday Centerpiece 5 – 7 p.m., Dec. 14 at St. Charles County Heritage Museum, 1630 Heritage Landing in St. Peters Come to the museum to learn how to make a beautiful, festive centerpiece for your dining table this year. No experience? No problem! The talented parks team teaches you step by step, using natural elements to create your one-of-a-kind Christmas centerpiece. The program is $20, which includes instruction, materials, and your own centerpiece to take home. Pre-registration is required. Call the museum at 636-255-6000 for more information. This program is designed for adults or mature teens. After the program, participants can stay and enjoy museum displays and the interactive digital hunting simulator. For more information and to register for St. Charles County Parks Holiday Happenings, call 636-949-7535 or visit stccparks.org.
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State report cards shows FZSD performing among state’s best districts The state released the Annual Performance Reports for schools and Fort Zumwalt School District continues to achieve at some of the highest levels in the state. More importantly, growth in FZSD students from one year to the next exceeds state expectations. Data is available on the DESE website and shows that FZSD is growing students in all areas faster than expected and that students are achieving at high levels. Highlights from the report presented to the board of education on Oct. 21 include: • Growth in both English language arts and math (three year averages) continues to increase with the districts whole student population as well as with the super-subgroup population. In all cases where growth was measured, FZSD exceeded the state target significantly. • Students grades four-through-eight have significantly outperformed their peers across Missouri the past three years. • FZSD achievement in math was first or second in St. Charles County in five of eight grade levels. • More than 96 percent of graduating seniors took the ACT. They averaged a 22.3, which was • 1.5 points better than state average.
District administrators told the board there are a number of rungs on this ladder to student success: • Full-time curriculum coordinators. “Our curriculums are written by our staff,” Superintendent Dr. Bernie DuBray said. “Some of the adoptions, like My Sci or Math in Focus, have been expensive, but they are really paying off.” • Instructional coaches. Since 2016 the district has added 17 instructional coaches at elementary schools. They work with teachers on data analysis and strategies to help all students reach their potential. • High quality professional development. “You can adopt all you want, but you have to have PD to help teachers learn how to teach it,” Assistant Superintendent for Curriculum and Instruction Jen Waters told the Board. “You can bring everybody in and do two hours of PD. That’s important. But you have to follow up in buildings and in classrooms.” • Utilizing data. Executive Director of Data and Assessment Mike Neill closed by adding that another big difference in the past five years has been how our teachers learn where each student is on the journey. He said data gathering tools and analysis have changed the work.
Hundreds of students run in the 24th Annual WSD Turkey Trot Race
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A Wentzville tradition continued on Oct. 29 when approximately 200 students from the Wentzville School District ran in the 24th Annual Turkey Trot. The event occurred at Holt High School, and was organized by the Holt Cross Country team and the Wentzville/Lake Saint Louis Optimist Club. Open to boys and girls in grades four through six, students from ten WSD elementary schools competed this year. Winners in each division were awarded a medal and a frozen turkey to take home for Thanksgiving. For the fifth consecutive year, a traveling team trophy was presented to Discovery Ridge Elementary, whose top three runners in each of the boys and girls divisions had the lowest combined score. The champions in each division were: Fourth Grade Boys: Jackson Brinton from Green Tree Elementary with a time of 6:54.
Photo courtesy Wentzville School District A Wentzville tradition continued on Oct. 29 when approximately 200 students from the Wentzville School District ran in the 24th Annual Turkey Trot.
Fourth Grade Girls: Allison Keller from Lakeview Elementary with a time of 7:30. Fifth Grade Boys: Tyler Kmetz from Peine Ridge Elementary with a time of 6:57. Fifth Grade Girls: Reece Hoffman from Duello Elementary with a time of 7:24.
Sixth Grade Boys: Carson Struttmann from Discovery Ridge Elementary with a time of 6:21. Sixth Grade Girls: Nora Swisher from Boone Trail Elementary with a time of 6:48.
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WSD teacher named Missouri Physical Education Teacher of the Year Nicholas Clements, a physical education teacher at Liberty High School in the Wentzville School District, has been named the 2019 Middle School Physical Education Teacher of the Year by the Missouri Society of Health and Physical Educators (MOSHAPE). He received the award for his work as a middle school health and PE teacher at Wentzville Middle School, where he worked prior to his move to Liberty High School this year. This marks the second consecutive year that the top middle school physical education award in the state was granted to a teacher from Wentzville Middle. Clements, who was the 2018 recipient of the James Herauf Young Professional Award at the state level, has worked for
the WSD since 2014. “I am extremely honored to receive this award,” said Clements. “I would not have achieved such an honor without the amazing students and staff in the WSD. They have helped shape me into the educator I am, and I am forever thankful for them and the impact they have had on my career.” Clements received his award at the annual MOSHAPE Convention held at the Lodge of the Four Seasons in Osage, Missouri, Nov. 7-10. He is now eligible for the Central District Teacher of the Year award, which covers nine states: Missouri, Iowa, Minnesota, North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas and Colorado. Clements is currently pursuing an educational specialist de-
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Francis Howell recognized again with meritorious budget award The Francis Howell School District has once again been recognized by The Association of School Business Officials International (ASBO) for excellence in budget presentation with the Meritorious Budget Award (MBA) for the 2019– 2020 budget year. This is the fourteenth consecutive year the district has received this prestigious award. The MBA designation is the result of an objective external evaluation of the overall management and communication of the school district’s budget. Awarded budget documents must be accurate and easy to read. By clearly conveying the district’s goals and objectives, the budget document helps build credibility and trust within the community. Reviewer comments help districts continually improve their budget presentation, which is one reason districts apply each year. To receive this distinguished honor, the district had to satisfy nationally-recognized guidelines for effective budget presentation. It is bestowed only to school districts whose budgets have undergone a rigorous review by financial professionals and which have met or exceeded the program’s stringent criteria. “In Francis Howell, we take great pride in being responsible stewards of our local resources,” said Superintendent Dr. Mary Hendricks-Harris. “The recognition for the Meritorious Budget Award is possible because of the work of our entire Finance Department. Our Chief Operating Officer, Kevin Supple, is a champion for public education and fiscal responsibility. This award is a positive reflection on his team and the work they do every day in support of our students and our community.”
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A district’s story, told through the pages of the annual budget, helps stakeholders understand the specific challenges behind each financial decision business officials make to keep their district functioning smoothly. The MBA award recognizes districts that have made it clear they want students at the center of their fiscal plan and vision. “We are very honored to be once again named a recipient of the Meritorious Budget Award,” said FHSD’s Chief Operating Officer Kevin Supple. “This award is a well-deserved representation of the hard work and commitment of our Finance Department personnel to implement the high-quality budgeting standards outlined in the MBA program.”
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Two Chicks Vintage Marketplace celebrates grand opening with ribbon cutting Owners Laura Callahan and Kim Gooding celebrated the grand opening of their new shop – Two Chicks Vintage Marketplace with a ribbon cutting on Nov. 15. Joining Callahan and Gooding were family, friends, customers along with city of St. Charles Mayor Dan Borgmeyer and ambassadors with the Greater St. Charles County Chamber of Commerce. Two Chicks Vintage Marketplace is located at 205 North Main Street in Historic St. Charles. After years of bringing the perfect pieces to our local community, Callahan and Gooding started Two Chicks
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of a kind pieces for their customers all at affordable prices. For more information on Two Chicks Vintage Marketplace, please visit their website at www.TwoChicksVintageMarketplace.com or call 636395-7559.
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Owner Raul Cortez and Owner – Operator William Rodriguez celebrated the grand opening of USave Cleaners with a ribbon cutting on Nov. 7. Joining Cortez and Rodriguez were city of St. Peters Mayor Len Pagano and various aldermen, board members and ambassadors with the Greater St. Charles County Chamber of Commerce. USave Cleaners is located at 7347 Mexico Road in St. Peters and operates on a one low price concept. Any garment is dry cleaned for the same price, with specialty items such as comforters, wedding dresses, etc. priced
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Lindenwood University sponsors Junior Achievement’s BizTown Program On Oct. 24, representatives from Lindenwood University joined with Junior Achievement of Greater St. Louis for a ribbon-cutting ceremony to celebrate Lindenwood’s new, three-year sponsorship of Junior Achievement’s BizTown program. Lindenwood joins the ranks of other prominent sponsors, such as Bayer, MasterCard, Ameren, and First Bank. BizTown is an experiential learning program for fourth-throughsixth grade students, educating them about decision-making, work ethics, business, economics and entrepreneurship. BizTown is the perfect place for Lindenwood to foster its mission of real experience and real success. As a BizTown sponsor, Lindenwood developed a new multimedia activity and role-playing experience for the BizTown university space. As part of the role-playing experience, students will come to the BizTown “Lindenwood University” to receive training that leads to higher income at their BizTown jobs – helping them learn the valuable benefits of investing in education and lifelong learning. In BizTown, students role-play as workers and engage in various business and learning activities, building on lessons taught in the classroom for several weeks prior to the BizTown field trip experience. Approximately 17,000 students from local schools will participate in BizTown this school year alone, along with hundreds of teachers and volunteers. According to Grant Black, associate director of the Economic Education Center, the Lindenwood BizTown project has been an extremely successful collaboration between the Hammond Institute for Free Enterprise, the School of Education, and the entire Lindenwood community. “This is a great opportunity for the community to see the Lindenwood experience firsthand and for us to support education in our community in an exciting, hands-on way.” The ceremony opened with a welcome by Lori Jacob, president of Junior Achievement of Great-
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er St. Louis. President Porter then expressed Lindenwood’s excitement to partner together to make a difference in young students’ lives. The formal ribbon-cutting ceremony took place in front of the BizTown Lindenwood University. Representatives from Lindenwood attending the ceremony included John Porter, Lindenwood president, and his wife, Beverly; Stefani Schuette, chief of staff; John Hammond, member of the Board of Trustees; Roger Ellis, dean of the Plaster School of Business & Entrepreneurship; Howard Wall, director of the Hammond Institute; Tawni Ferrarini, associate director of the Hammond Institute; Grant Black, associate director of the Economic Education Center; Mary Gismegian, assistant professor of teacher education; Michelle Whitacre, assistant professor of teacher education; Tonya Thompson, assistant professor of library media and technology; Matt Adams, coordinator of budget and development administration for the Hammond Institute; and Jami McDermott, coordinator for the Economic Education Center. Students from Ames Visual and Performing Arts Elementary and Oak Hill Elementary participated in BizTown during the ribbon-cutting ceremony. Afterwards, Lindenwood representatives stayed to observe students engaged in the BizTown experience and witnessed the magic happening in BizTown’s Lindenwood University.
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Kadean completes construction of new Harris House Inpatient Treatment Center in St. Charles Kadean Construction has completed construction of the new Harris House Intensive Inpatient Treatment Center in St. Charles for the Harris House Foundation, a leading provider in addiction treatment. Situated on twelve acres located at 2706 South River Road, this 54,000 square-foot facility will serve as an anchor for addiction treatment in the St. Louis metropolitan area including St. Charles. The new inpatient addiction treatment facility has rooms for 60 resident beds and can be expanded to handle up to 100 beds. Other amenities include meeting space, staff offices, a cafeteria with full commercial kitchen and a 4,300 square foot partial basement. Construction began in June 2018, and Kadean provided construction management services for
the new facility. Arcturis is the project architect. “Demand for Harris House treatment services is high, and this new building enables us to further our mission by offering more services and programs to more under-served clients that need help,” said Tom Wickenhauser, Executive Director of Harris House Foundation. “Kadean did a great job for us in getting this facility built on time and on budget.” “We are proud to have played a key role in making this treatment center a reality,” said Mike Eveler, President of Kadean Construction. “This facility provides an important community service helping alcoholic and chemically dependent persons achieve sobriety and become productive individuals.”
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Featured Events . . . Dec. 24-25: Christmas services
Come Home to Christmas at the historic Shrine of St Joseph Catholic Church at 1220 N. 11th St. in St. Louis, the site of the only authenticated miracle in the Midwest. Christmas Eve: 3 p.m., Carols and Anthems from around the world prior to Mass. Vigil Mass at 4 p.m. Christmas Day: 9:30 a.m., choral prelude and congregational carols, Solemnity of the Nativity Mass at 10 a.m. For more information visit www.shrineofstjoseph.org. or call 314-231-9407.
EVENTS Dec. 6: Tree lighting ceremony
Ring in some holiday cheer when St. Peters celebrates its 30th annual Tree Lighting Ceremony at 6:30 p.m. at St. Peters City Hall at One St. Peters Centre Blvd. Beautiful lights, photos with Santa Claus and musical performances by local groups, including Butch Wax and the Hollywoods, will also highlight this free event. For more information on the Tree Lighting Ceremony, go online to www.stpetersmo.net.
Dec. 7: Deck the Streets
Now in its fourth year, Deck the Streets at Streets of St. Charles has become a holiday favorite. The event will kick off at 10 a.m. with the movie “Elf ” at the AMC Theatre. Admission is free with a donation of two canned good items per person. Once again this year, all donations will benefit OASIS Food Pantry which serves residents in St. Charles County, offering a variety of non-perishable food items, and other items needed by families. The al-
ways-popular Selfies with Elfies, photos with Santa and hot chocolate bar will take place from 11 a.m. – 2 p.m. in the lobby of the 1520 South Fifth Street building.
Dec. 7: Christmas concert
Lutheran High School of St. Charles County presents “A Christmas Festival,” a concert of sacred and secular music at 7 p.m. in the Commons of the school, located at 5100 Mexico Road in St. Peters. There will be vocal and instrumental music of Alfred Reed, Pieter Tchaikovsky, Leroy Anderson, K. Lee Scott, and John Leavitt. There will be a freewill donation.
Dec. 7: Christmas benefit
Visit the Annual Hometown Christmas Benefit at Titlemax at 1330 Highway K in O’Fallon from 11 a.m. – 3 p.m. Donate an unwrapped toy or purchase a ‘Build a Christmas Bear’ to benefit Toys for Tots. You can also ride with Santa, enjoy a Frosty the Snowman puppet show and visit with Buddy the Elf, The Grinch and other friends. For more information call 636-240-9733.
Dec. 8: Holiday home tour
The Wentzville Community Historical Society will be holding their first ever Holiday Home Tour. The tour begins at the Green Lantern Senior Center. From there you will be able to go in and see the inside of five homes all decorated for Christmas on South Linn Ave. The tour will end at Friendship Brewing Company, where you will be given a free glass and drink, be able to participate in fun activities and be eligible for a gift basket. The homes will be open from 3 to 6 p.m. The group will be at Friendship Brewing until 7 p.m. Tickets are $20. Tickets are available at Elbee’s General Store and Ehll’s Western Auto. In addition, they will be available at the Green Lantern the day of the tour.
Dec. 8: Holiday service
Zion Lutheran Church and School at 3866 S. Old Highway 94 in St. Charles invites the public to the 24th Annual Service of Lessons and Carols at 7 p.m. Celebrate the holiday season with scripture and song as performed by over 125 of Zion’s own children and adult choirs, hand bell ensembles and instrumentalists. For more information and directions, log on to www.zionharvester.org or contact Mark Thoelke, Director of Music and Worship at 636-441-7425.
Dec. 8: Christmas concert
St. Peters Choral Society and Orchestra under the direction of John H. Smith, will present its Annual Christmas Concert “A CHRISTMAS POTPOURRI!” at 2 p.m. at the Fort Zumwalt South High School Auditorium at 8050 Mexico Road in St. Peters. Tickets are available from members or at the door: $10 for adults and $5 for kids 12 and under. Tickets are also available at stpeterschoralsociety.org. Call 636-447-5341 or visit stpeterschoralsociety.org for further information.
Dec. 10: Art exhibition
St. Charles Community College will host the SCC Fall 2019 Student Art Exhibit through Dec. 10, in the Donald D. Shook Fine Arts Building gallery. Gallery hours are 8 a.m.-8 p.m. Monday-Thursday, 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Friday and 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Saturday. The exhibit will feature the finest examples of student artwork created in SCC credit art classes during the fall 2019 semester. A free reception is open to the public and will take place from 6 - 8 p.m. Dec. 4. For more information, please contact Metra Mitchell at mmitchell@ stchas.edu.
ONGOING EVENTS Mondays: Optimist Club meetings
The Wentzville/Lake St. Louis Optimist Club meets on the second and fourth Monday of each month at 6:30 p.m. at the Wentzville Schnuck’s meeting room located on Wentzville Parkway in Wentzville. For more information contact Ed Jurotich at 314560-1868.
Mondays: Take off Pounds Sensibly
Take off Pounds Sensibly (TOPS) meets every Monday from 9:30 - 10:30 a.m. Weigh-ins begin at 8:30 a.m. We meet at Memorial Hall in Blanchette Park at 1900 Randolph St. in St. Charles. For more information contact Joyce at 636-206-5306.
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TOPS meet every Monday at Holy Cross Lutheran Church at 8945 Veterans Memorial Hwy in O’Fallon. Meetings at 9:30 a.m. with weigh in beginning at 8:30 a.m. For more information please call Linda Wilcox at 636-447-9056.
Mondays: Parent support group
Because I Love You, (BILY), Gateway parent support group meets every Monday at 7:30 p.m. at First United Methodist Church at 801 First Capitol Dr. in St. Charles. For information and directions, please contact the helpline at 314-993-7550 or email gateway_parent_help@yahoo.com. BILY is a program of self-help for parents of troubled children (all ages). We are not professionals, but parents helping each other. The meetings are free to attend.
Mondays: NAMI St. Louis Connection Recovery Support Group If you have mental health concerns and need support, please come on Mondays at 6:30 p.m. at Friedens United Church of Christ at 1703 Old Highway 94 South in St. Charles.
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Mondays: Choral Arts Singers practice
Choral Arts Singers resume practice on Mondays, at 7 p.m. at Transfiguration Episcopal Church, 1860 Lake St. Louis Blvd. in Lake St. Louis. New singers are welcome. Auditions are not required. See www.concertarts.org.
Mondays: St.Charles County Council of the Blind meetings
Business meetings are held on the first Monday of each month (second Monday in September due to Labor Day) unless otherwise specified. No meetings are held in June, July, or December. Meetings are held in the Community Council Building (Second floor of the Spencer Branch Library) from 6:30 - 8:30 p.m. For more information contact Beverly Kaskadden (Treasurer) at 636-561-6947.
Mondays: St. Peters Rotary Club
Noon at St. Peters City Hall, One St. Peters Centre Blvd. www.stpetersrotary.org.
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays: Fitness First Exercise Class 9:30-10:30 a.m., American Legion Hall, 504 Luetkenhaus Blvd., Wentzville. 314-369-6521.
Mondays and Thursdays: Bridge
St. Peters Senior Center plays bridge from 9 a.m. to noon on Monday and Thursdays, and would love to have any player, regardless of skill level, to join in. Call Mary Ann at 636-397-0866 if you are interested in playing on Monday or Thursday morning.
Mondays: American Legion Post 388 Meets
Meets the fourth Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. at American Legion Hall, 607 Westridge Dr., O’Fallon, 636-2190553.
Mondays: Measurement Mondays:
10 a.m. - 12 noon at the ST. Charles Health Deparment in the Upper Level Conference room. Measurement Mondays is a family-friendly breastfeeding support group. We are open to all moms and moms-to-be who are breastfeeding or interested in breastfeeding. The group is supported by the St Charles County WIC program so there will be information about the program available at each meeting. Each meeting will be a little different than the last. There will be baby weigh-ins, introductions, games, interactive education, group conversation, and even snacks.
Mondays and Wednesdays: Tai Chi for arthritis class
Every Monday and Wednesday a Tai Chi for arthritis class, sponsored by the city of St. Charles Parks and Recreation, takes place from 9:15 - 10 a.m. at Webster Park across from the Family Arena. This is a class that is taught nationally to manage arthritis and to prevent falls. For more information call 636-949-3372.
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Send your event to editor@mycnews.com and we'll print it! Tuesdays: Women’s AA weekly meeting
Candlelighters Women in Recovery meets every Tuesday at 7 p.m. at Dardenne Prairie Presbyterian Church (enter at Adam Lamb pre-School, turn left) at 7400 South Outer 364 at the corner with Bryan Road.
Tuesdays: Cribbage Club
Meets every Tuesday, 12:30 – 3:30 p.m. at The Falls Golf Course Clubhouse. Relaxed, friendly play and is open to all. Call 314-779-6892 for more information.
Tuesdays: Seniors group
Please join us on the third Tuesday of each month from 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. for a gathering for senior adults. There will be lunch (no charge), cards and bingo (no charge), community program referrals, occasional health and wellness presentations and clergy available upon request. The event takes place at Church of the Transfiguration at1860 Lake St. Louis Blvd. in Lake Saint Louis. For more information call 636-5618951.
Tuesdays: Gateway Chorus Rehearsal
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Gateway Spotlight is a women’s a capella chorus that meets at First United Methodist Church at 801 First Capitol Dr. in St. Charles every Tuesday evening beginning at 7 p.m. Call 636-2566823 for more details.
Tuesdays: Optimist Club meeting
The St. Charles Optimist Club meets Tuesdays at noon at Pio’s Restaurant. For more information contact Jack Ross at 314-287-0569 or jack-ross@ att.net.
Tuesdays: Cribbage
Looking for an evening out? Come and play cribbage Tuesdays at 6 p.m. at Rookies at 15358 Veterans Memorial Pkwy in Wentzville. Win prizes and awards with semiannual tournaments. ACC sanctioned. For more information contact Dee at 636-233-8032.
Tuesdays: Cottleville Spring Kiwanis Club
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Cottleville Weldon Spring Kiwanis Club meets the first Tuesday of the month at 6:00 p.m. and the third Tuesday of the month at 11 a.m. Both meetings are at Rack House Kitchen Wine Whiskey. New club looking for new members who want to better our community. Contact Christy at 314583-0538.
Tuesdays: Kiwanis Club of St. Charles
12:05 p.m. at Bogey Hills Country Club in St. Charles. Kiwanis is a global organization of volunteers dedicated to improving the world one child and one community at a time. The group is looking for new members who want to better our community and help its youth. If you are interested in making a positive impact in St. Charles for generations to come, please come for lunch. For more information call 636448-4277. You can also visit http://stcharleskiwanis.com.
Tuesdays: Quilting Guild at the O’Fallon Family YMCA
1-4 p.m. Free. Quilt for local charities. No sewing experience required.
Tuesdays: Toastmasters Meeting
7 p.m. at the Midwest Bank Centre Board Room at 2299 Technology Blvd., O’Fallon, MO 63368. Info: 636379-2505.
Tuesdays: St. Louis Chapter of the Alzheimer’s Association Male Caregiver Experience
The group meets on third Tuesday of every month from 10-11:30 a.m. at the Alzheimer’s Chapter Office at 9370 Olive Blvd. For more information about Alzheimer’s disease, support, or the Male Caregiver Experience, please call the Alzheimer’s Association’s 24/7 Helpline at 800-272-3900 or visit www. alz.org/stl. Registration is requested before the first meeting.
Tuesdays: Social club for widows and widowers
On the first and third Tuesday of each month a social club for widows and widowers meets at 7 p.m. at St. John’s United Church of Christ at Fifth and Jackson Streets in St. Charles. On the first Tuesday there are refreshments and on the third Tuesday there is either a speaker or entertainment. The group also goes to breakfast, lunch and dinner monthly, and has a pot luck dinner each month.
Tuesdays: Monthly veterans coffee
Veterans from all branches of service are invited to the Wentzville Green Lantern Senior Center at 506 S. Linn Ave. in Wentzville on the second Tuesday of each month from 9 – 10:30 a.m. for coffee, pastries and camaraderie. Come meet with fellow veterans who served our country and share your experience.
HO, N hoping to add G scales. Meetings are on second Tuesdays of the month from 7 to 9 p.m. at the Warrenton Masonic Lodge. For more info call 636-279-5522 or 636-456-0776 or visit our Facebook page.
Tuesdays: Cancer support group
Cancer Companions Support Group is a support group for any cancer patient in treatment or post treatment, their caregiver and their loved ones that meets on the second Tuesday of each month at Dardenne Presbyterian Church at 7400 South Outer 364 in Dardenne Prairie at 7 p.m. in the parlor. Registration is not required.
Tuesdays: Show-me Stitchers Embroiderer’s Guild of America
Meets at 7 p.m. on the second Tuesday of the month at the Ladue Chapel. Info: www.showmestitchers.com.
Tuesdays: O’Fallon Garden Club
Meets at 6:30 p.m. on the fourth Tuesday of the month at Sunrise Methodist Church, 7116 Twin Chimney Blvd. Info: Barb at 636.978.5930. Club does not meet in August or November.
Tuesdays: St. Charles American Legion Post 312 spaghetti dinner.
5pm, St. Charles American Legion Post 312, 2500 Raymond Drive in St. Charles on the last Tuesday of the month. $6 per person. For more information call Post 312 at 636.947.7666.
Tuesdays and Thursdays: Tai Chi at the St. Charles County Family YMCA 10:15-11:15 a.m. No experience necessary. 636-928-1928.
Tuesdays and Thursdays: Get Fit Exercise Classes 9-10 a.m. at Immaculate Heart of Mary Church Hall, New Melle. 314369-6521.
Tuesdays: NAMI St. Louis Connection Recovery Support Group
Wednesdays: Food pantry
If you have mental health concerns and need support, please come on the third Tuesday of each month at 7 p.m. at Grace United Church of Christ at 8326 Mexico Rd. in St. Peters.
Food pantry open Wednesdays to the public from 9:30 to 11:30 a.m. at Cornerstone UMC at 1151 Tom Ginnever Ave. in O’Fallon. Bread, canned goods other necessities.
Tuesdays: NAMI St. Louis Family Support Group
Wednesdays: Talk
If you have a family member or friend who is having mental health concerns there is a support group for you. It meets on the third Tuesday of each month at 7 p.m. at Grace United Church of Christ at 8326 Mexico Rd. in St. Peters.
Tuesdays: Dardenne Presbyterian Church Basketball
8-9:30 p.m., in the Christian Life Center, 7400 South Outer 364 in Dardenne Prairie. Open to high school and adult men.
Tuesdays: Central Missouri Railroad Association meeting
This unique organization is for railroad modelers, railfans, photographers and railroad retirees with layouts in O,
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Veterans from all branches of the service are invited to attend “Coffee Talk” every Wednesday at. 9 a.m. at Grace Baptist Church, 3601 Ehlmann Rd. in St. Charles (Take I-70 to the Cave Springs exit). We will have applications for VA health care, applications for the honor flight, reports from local American Legion and VFW halls and lots of good comradery. Come join us for free coffee and donuts and enjoy an hour with your fellow veterans.
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Blue Haven Pools celebrates grand reopening with ribbon cutting President Mark Trudo celebrated the grand opening of the new location of Blue Haven Pools with a ribbon cutting on Nov. 5. Joining Trudo were city of St. Peters Mayor Len Pagano and various aldermen, board members and ambassadors with the Greater St. Charles County Chamber of Commerce. Blue Haven Pools is located at 151 N. Service Road in St. Peters and offers a choice of any inground pool shape, size, depth and configuration. All kinds of styles – rustic/organic, lagoon, traditional/classical, modern/contemporary – are possible. You also have a full spectrum of decorative and functional features ranging from tanning ledges to rock waterfall grottos.
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No matter the kind of pool features you seek – including ones you may have never heard of – Blue Haven designers can tailor a pool-scape with an array of attractive elements to create an appealing, easy-to-own pool and spa. For more information on Blue Haven Pools & Spa, please visit their website at www.BlueHavenofStLouis.com or call their showroom at 636-940-2169.
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SSM Health St. Joseph Hospital – Lake Saint Louis is the first hospital in Missouri to use the 7D Surgical System for Machine-Vision Image Guided Surgery (MvIGS). The 7D Surgical’s revolutionary Machine-Vision Image Guided Surgery (MvIGS) is the first navigation platform that uses only visible light to register patients in seconds. Spine surgeons, like SSM Health St. Joseph Hospital’s, Dr. Timothy Graven, can guide their tools to the critical anatomy using sophisticated camera technology linked to a computer in the operating room. Unlike time-consuming conventional image guided surgery systems that depend on intraoperative radiation, this new MvIGS platform can achieve an incredibly fast surgical workflow for spine procedures, reducing operative time for patients. “We’re excited to bring this state of the art surgical technology to the patients of SSM Health St. Joseph Hospital – Lake Saint Louis,” said Kyle
Grate, Vice President of Hospital Operations and Director of Surgical Services at SSM Health St. Joseph Hospital. “7D Surgical’s Machine-Vision Image Guided Surgery enables a safer environment with less radiation exposure for our surgeons and employees, and reduces surgery time, making for a safer patient experience.” Machine-Vision Image Guided Surgery entails the use of a sophisticated set of cameras acting as “eyes” to inspect objects and automatically analyze them, allowing for real-time feedback. Activated by the surgeon, 7D Surgical’s machine-vision cameras can analyze surface anatomy, in just seconds using only visible light. This analysis produces a full-color 3D reconstruction of the surgical site consisting of hundreds of thousands of points used for registration. The surgeon then defines the level of surgical interest and the registration points are colocalized to the pre-operative CT.
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Directions: Turn slow cooker on low; add oil, onions and chicken. Distribute chili seasoning evenly over chicken and onions. Add cooking wine, salsa verde and chicken stock. Cover and cook 3 hours. Remove chicken and allow to rest, covered, for 15 minutes before shredding. Add beans, peppers, corn and hominy to slow cooker. For thicker consistency, add cornmeal, if desired. Cook on high 1 hour, stirring occasionally. Add shredded chicken back to slow cooker and serve with lime wedges, avocado, cilantro, sour cream, cheese, tortilla chips and jalapenos, if desired.
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Director blames men for failure of ‘Charlie’s Angels’
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Born and raised in South St. Louis, Steve Bryan is now based in Anaheim, California, and has been allowed access to movie and television sets to see actors and directors at work. Though his writing has taken him far from St. Louis, Steve is, at heart, still the same wide-eyed kid who spent countless hours watching classic movies at neighborhood theaters.
lizabeth Banks is a talented actress who had featured roles in the sports biopic “Invincible” and “Pitch Perfect” as well as “The Hunger Games” franchise. A few years ago, however, Banks caused a social media dustup by calling out Steven Spielberg for never directing a film with a female lead. In truth, Spielberg was behind the camera for the big screen adaptation of “The Color Purple” with Whoopi Goldberg in the lead role. He also directed Karen Allen as Marion Ravenwood, an iconic character that took no grief from Indiana Jones in “Raiders of the Lost Ark.” Banks recanted her remarks after finally listening to critics who came armed with the facts. More recently, the actress was quite vocal about the failure of “Charlie’s Angels,” a reboot that she directed. Her film was competing with “Ford v Ferrari,” a male-oriented racing drama which won the weekend. Talking about her film’s poor performance, Banks, according to Fox News, said that men “don’t go see women do action movies.” That’s not quite true. I’m a die-hard Marvel Cinematic Universe type of guy, but I went to see DC’s “Wonder Woman” twice because of director Patty Jenkins. Gal Gadot was awesome as the Amazonian warrior in that DC
inspired audiences. Carol Danvers is a lesser-known Marvel character, but Brie Larson turned in a solid performance playing the role. Her scenes with Chris Hemsworth in the “Avengers: Endgame” trailer were so engaging that Twitter users posted their overwhelming approval of a potential Captain Marvel/Thor relationship. Banks also forgot her own superhero roots. In the “Wall Street Journal,” Photo courtesy Columbia Pictures she defended bringing back “Charlie’s Angels” by saying “you’ve had 37 project, but it was Jenkins’ storytelling that Spider-Man movies and you’re not complainbrought me back a second time. She is finish- ing.” Excluding the 1970’s television movies, ing up work on “Wonder Woman 1984,” the there were eight films and Banks herself was follow-up film which is due in theaters in 2020. in three of them. She played Betty Brant, secIn an interview with Australia’s “Her- retary to blustery publisher J. Jonah Jameson ald Sun,” Banks even dismissed the success and one of my favorite characters from the of “Wonder Woman” and MCU’s “Captain comics. Getting exposure in that franchise Marvel” by classifying comic book films as a arguably gave Banks’ career a boost. “male genre.” Before I came to California, I Going to the movies is mostly a democratworked in a comic shop for several years and ic process where people vote with their walfrequented the San Diego Comic-Con and lets. I had no desire to see the latest reboot of witnessed diversity amongst the attendees. “Charlie’s Angels” but I am looking forward Contemporary comic book readers and mov- to seeing “Frozen 2” and “A Beautiful Day iegoers are not just nerdy guys like me who in the Neighborhood.” Film fans will see segrew up wanting to be Superman. quels to popular franchises as well as origiWith Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck direct- nal films, but they are not quite as enthused ing, “Captain Marvel,” like “Wonder Woman,” about stories that have been done multiple was a successful, well-executed adventure that times before.
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‘Yeggs’ is a comic series about Robert and Bill, two rabbits who have opened their own egg franchise in the Midwest (St. Louis area). We follow their day to day lives, watching as they go about the hectic task of preparing for their one big day every year. Along the way they have adventures filled with fun, comic doings and pathos.
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Moore On Life Just when I thought nothing new could ever be invented again; the scientists come along and surprise the shorts right off of me. It happened last week as I was considering what to do for dinner. My husband nixed the three recommendations I had made: McDairyKing, Macho Tacos and Pizza Express. “Okay,” I said. “I’ve run out of options; how about you suggest something better.” “How about you turn on the oven and cook something for a change?” That was not my idea of better. So there I was meandering along the frozen food section of my local supermarket considering the grocery store sushi or frozen burritos for dinner when something on the endcap caught my eye. It wouldn’t have normally grabbed my attention, but the word “butter” popped out. “Mmm butter,” I thought. The packaging clearly said: injectable butter. Oh my. How revolutionary. My mind went wild as I considered the possibilities. “What if I’m running late for my pedicure appointment and haven’t got time for breakfast. Starvation will settle in fast and a bad case of the shimmy shakes would soon follow. My stomach will grumble and my knees will go weak. I’ll need food quickly, but there won’t be time because ten other women are on a waiting list to steal my foot shaving appointment!” I could never give up my appointment. It would take weeks to get re-scheduled. “But, with a handy IV of butter surging through my veins bada bing, bada boom my morning
shakes will vanish. And as an added bonus, my vision won’t blur and a head-on collision with my fellow travelers will have been avoided. Granted my arteries may clog, but there’s always a trade-off.” I loaded my cart with the butter inoculations. A lady came by and said, “Oh I’ve heard about these things.” “They’re new. Aren’t they fantastic?” I gushed. “Yes, and they’re supposed to make your turkey extra moist and juicy.” “Turkey? That would be weird.” “But they’re made to inject in your turkey before baking. You certainly didn’t think they were for…?” She grabbed her butter injector and backed away slowly then spun around and sped off. “Of course not,” I shouted, “I said that would be weird!”
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Cindy Moore is the mother of three superlative kids, servant of two self-indulgent felines and wife to one nifty husband. Her ficticious occupation? Archeological Humorist: someone who unearths absurdity and hilarity in strange and unusual places including public restrooms, the lint filter, and church meetings. Most recently, she excavated a find in her neighbor’s bird feeder. The opinions expressed in this column are Cindy Moore’s alone and do not reflect the opinion of the owners or staff of Community News.
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42. *Synthetic for a diabetic 44. Putin’s currency 46. *Willis Carrier’s invention conditioned it 47. *Aspartame-based sweetener 49. Hard tale to believe 51. *Scuba diver’s gear 54. “It’s still Rock and Roll” to him 55. The Colosseum, e.g. 56. Stage part 58. Bohemian 59. Gold coating 60. Fishing rod attachment 61. Sticky stuff 62. Make a choice 63. Big Bang’s original matter DOWN 1. Military hospitals 2. Fleur-de-lis 3. Irish word for Ireland 4. Sushi restaurant “burner” 5. Set straight 6. Objects of worship 7. Fourth down option 8. *Little Willie or T-34 9. Egg on 10. Opposite of paleo12. Perugia region
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