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(From left) Stephen Knapp, Senior Development Officer for FSC, Cheri Tillis, Executive Vice President for FSC, Halbert Sullivan, CEO & Founder FSC, and Jackie Yoon, St. Louis Market President, Bank of America at the presentation of $200,000 to Fathers’ Support Center from Bank of America.
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Fathers’ Support Center gets $200,000 from Bank of America’s Neighborhood Builders program By Sara Hardin Since its founding in 1997, Fathers’ Support Center has assisted more than 12,000 fathers in the transition from being non-participating parents into active members of their families. Roughly 75 percent of the nonprofit’s graduates have gone on to be financial supporters for their children and the program boasts a 62 percent employment placement rate amongst fathers. The organization is being recognized this year after being named a 2015 Neighborhood Builder by Bank of America, and has been awarded with $200,000 of flexible funding along with leadership development resources. “Neighborhood Builders is designed to help high-performing nonprofits increase their impact across communities,” explained Jackie Yoon, Bank of America Market President for St. Louis. “We’re really proud of the fact that Neighborhood Builders is a program that can change the scope of a single organization with the gift of $200,000. It really does broaden their impact in the community.” Since its inception in 2004, the Neighborhood Builders program has awarded about $4 million to organizations in St. Louis, focusing on those which show consistent excellence in the areas of community development, workforce development, education and human services. After reviewing the accomplishments of Fathers’ Support Center, it was clear that it was deserving of some assistance in ex-
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“A Christmas Carol” panding its reach throughout the communities it has served for 18 years. “[Fathers’ Support Center] provides a comprehensive program to men who want strong family relationships,” said Yoon. “They identify and serve a need in their community and have found a way to make a sustainable difference in family values and the family unit while impacting the success of children in schools and job success in their families. This award will be useful in this organization’s ability to grow and sustain their impact and create a broader reach in the community.” The organizations considered by the Neighborhood Builders Program are asked to name an emerging leader who will have access to the leadership training provided in conjunction with the grant. This year, the title belongs to Bridgeton resident and Fathers’ Support Center Executive Vice President Cheri Tillis. “I don’t even know that I’ve fully grasped all that it is,” laughed Tillis, who has worked for Fathers’ Support Center for the past 12 years, also serving as its COO. “I think that it is a huge opportunity to even be recognized as the emerging leader here at the organization. I think this solidifies the trust that the agency has in me to lead going forward, and it’s always very humbling to know that that type of trust has been put in you. I haven’t fully grasped the depth of what is about to happen!”
Tillis explained that aside from the opening of the fourth Fathers’ Support Center location at the new Ferguson-Dellwood Community Resource Center in 2016, the grant money will be utilized for employment development and training fields that the agency facilitates with its fathers. She said that she’s especially excited about the opportunity to go through the leadership training which will begin next year. “I’m extremely excited about the training. I’m looking forward to being able to See NONPROFIT GETS A BOOST page 2
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NONPROFIT GETS A BOOST network with some other social service providers from around the country, but more so just to learn more about the inner workings of how to deal with partnerships and collaborations throughout our city and across the nation,” said Tillis. “Hopefully we’ll gather some new tools for our toolkit that apply to the clientele that we serve here at the agency. I’m hoping to learn more
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practices that we can put into play.” Tillis’ passion and charisma made her a clear choice for the Fathers’ Support Center selected emerging leader, qualities that Yoon says will be instrumental in the organization’s continued success in the St. Louis community. “One of the key components of this award is training for an emerging leader,
and we feel very confident in the talents of the emerging leader that they chose,” said Yoon. “Cheri Tillis is a person we feel very confident about, and she will be a key component in the longevity of this organization.” For more information about Fathers’ Support Center, visit fatherssupportcenter.org.
The 18th annual Christmas in Old Town event was enjoyed by an overflowing crowd of families The city of Florissant and Old Town Partners had another successful Christmas in Old Town event and tree lighting ceremony on Dec. 5 to officially start the holiday season. The activities began at at city hall, with Santa, hot chocolate, face painting, cookie decorating, story book reading, crafts by the St. Louis County Library and Mrs. Claus creating balloon art. The event was well attended. The tree lighting ceremony began at 5 p.m. with Mayor Thomas Schneider wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year on behalf of the Administration, Chief Lowery, City Council and Judge Boyle. 2015 Valley of Flowers Queen Courtney Neisler introduced her court and then switched on the lights to everyone’s delight.
Photo courtesy city of Florissant Members of the 2015 Valley of Flowers Queen’s court (from left) Pfalin Burton, Josie Urhahn, Queen Courtney Neisler, Lauren Everett and Rebecka Connor.
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Breaking the Cycle of Generational Incarceration By Brenda Mahr In my extensive social service career, I’ve often heard some version of: “I never spent time with my father, (or mother and sometimes, both), outside of a prison visiting room until I was well into my teens. By that time, I was already following in their footsteps.” It has been estimated that over 16,000 parents are imprisoned in the State of Missouri. Having a parent in prison often has an impact on a child’s mental health, social behavior, and educational prospects. They often face a number of challenging circumstances, including emotional trauma that often is related to their parent’s arrest or violent experiences leading up to the arrest. “To Health and To Work” is a pilot program of Employment Connection, funded by the St. Louis City Mental Health Board, which provides mental health intervention in conjunction with career path development services for youth. While it does not seek to specifically target “children of incarcerated parents,” the program identifies significant indicators and risk factors for behavioral health disorders in youth and provides trauma-informed counseling and treatment, empowering them to achieve progress toward recovery, meaningful and targeted employment, and ultimately, self-sufficiency. Building on the proven best practices of Employment Connection’s Back to Health, Back to Work” Behavioral Health
Adult Program, the “To Health and To Work” program assesses high-risk youth ages 16-19 and provides individual and group counseling for those at risk of, or experiencing, serious behavioral health indicators. Treatment is offered in a nonstigmatizing setting, as mental health treatment is provided in an employment-centric agency in conjunction with career development and placement services. This, in combination with intensive case management, decreases the negative impact of stigma on the youth. Behavioral health services are provided through a collaborative effort by an LCSW, a Youth Career Specialist, and Counselors from the Psychological Services Center at Saint Louis University. Brenda Mahr, MWDP is Chief Executive Officer of Employment Connection, a proud member of the United Way of Greater St. Louis. Member: St. Louis Alliance for Reentry (STAR); Community Advisory BoardSt. Louis Regional Health Commission; National Association of Blacks in Criminal Justice; Vashon Alumni Hall of Fame; 2015 Archdiocese St. Charles Lwanga Torchbearer Awardee. The opinions expressed in this column are the columnist’s alone and do not reflect the opinion of the owners or staff of Community News.
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Hazelwood East High School student receives more than $450,000 in scholarship offers Trenden Everett, senior at Hazelwood East High School, has been awarded more than $450,000 in scholarships from five universities. Everett, whose grade point average is 4.2, and scored 30 on the ACT, has been offered distinguished presidential scholarships from three universities, all valued at more than $100,000 each. Dillard University in New Orleans, granted Everett their presidential scholarship, available to entering freshman. A generous awarded of $108,364, covers the cost of tuition for four years. Claflin University in South Carolina, and Tuskegee University in Alabama, awarded Everett with presidential scholarships as well. Claflin contributed $116,000 toward Everett’s pursuit of higher education. Tuskegee University gifted their prestigious scholarship, including room and board, and book fees. The complete scholarship package from Tuskegee University adds up to $123,200. In addition to receiving presidential scholarships, Everett has been awarded scholarships from Southeast Missouri State and Philander Smith College in Little Rock, Arkansas. Southeast Missouri State committed the Regents scholarship valued at $32,000. The Regents scholarship is given to first time students with a 27 or better ACT score, and 3.6 cumulative grade point average. Philander Smith College will contribute an $89,000 scholarship to benefit Everett in furthering his education. “We encourage students to strive for higher achievement, and to continue being successful in life.” said Yolander Pitman, Principal at Hazelwood East High School. “I am very proud of
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Photo courtesy Hazelwood School District Trenden Everett, senior at Hazelwood East High School, in the Hazelwood School District, has been awarded more than $450,000 in scholarship offers from five universities. Everett has a 4.2 grade point average, and scored 30 on the ACT.
Trenden and wish him the best in all endeavors.” Everett is a member of several school organizations, including the National Honor Society and Students against Destructive Decisions, serving as president for both organizations. He is also a member of the Drama Club and Japanese Club at East High, and says that he will pursue computer science as a career and minor in theater. “I plan to major in computer science as a career goal, but I’m passionate about acting,” says Everett. “I’m an aspiring actor in film and television.”
Florissant Fine Arts Council presents ‘A Christmas Carol’
Submitted photo “A Christmas Carol” will be performed Dec. 20 at 2 p.m. at the Florissant Civic Center Theatre.
The powerful story of Ebenezer Scrooge has been made into a wonderful family musical. This full stage musical comedy version of Charles Dickens’ ever popular classic is a delightful and thoroughly entertaining new adaptation filled with song and dance. A powerful story of redemption, Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol” has enchanted audiences the world over with its simple message of holiday joy. Ebenezer Scrooge, that most unrepentant and miserly of fellows, is made to see the light as he survives a merciless battery of revelations by the ghosts of his own life: Jacob Marley and the Christmas Spirits of Past, Present, and Future. With the music of 26 beloved traditional carols of the season woven throughout the classic tale, this new adaptation of Dickens’ ever popular classic fills the stage with first class professional actors, lush costumes, stunning sets and puppetry, song
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and dance, a heavy dose of humor, and a timeless message. “A Christmas Carol” will be performed Dec. 20 at 2 p.m. at the Florissant Civic Center Theatre at Parker at Waterford Drive, located off Highways 1-270 and 1-170 with plenty of free, well-lighted parking. For over 40 years the FFAC, has fostered and promoted cultural and educational activities by sponsoring performances of music, dance, theatre, and art gallery exhibits. Tickets are $28 for adults and $26 for seniors and students. Please call the box office at 314-921-5678 to request a brochure and to order tickets and for more information go online at www.florissantfinearts.com. FFAC presents the Applause/Applause Series with financial support from our members, the Regional Arts Commission, Missouri Arts Council, a state agency, The Employees Community Fund of Boeing and the City of Florissant.
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Time running out to reenew Hazelwood Resident Cards for 2016 Time is ticking away before the deadline date of Dec. 31 for Hazelwood residents to renew their Resident Cards. A current Resident Card is required for citizens, age six and over, for access to the Community Center and Civic Center East, to obtain picnic permits, admittance to the aquatic center, to fish at Truman Park Pond, and to receive resident rates for classes and room rentals. Resident Card renewal is free with current proof of residency. Individuals, age 21 and over, must provide a valid photo I.D. (Missouri Driver’s License, state I.D., employment or student) and one of the following: unpaid utility bill, received within the past 30 days, with your Hazelwood address printed on it; a monthly business statement; or a personal property tax receipt. Those needing assistance in determining other items that can be used as proof of residency should call 314-731-0980. Parents/guardians can obtain Resident Cards for themselves and all other family members, ages 6 to 20. However, since Resident Cards can be printed immediately on site, all family members are encouraged to be present at the time when the application is processed. Any family members who are 21 years of age or older, but still living with their parents, must present their own current proof of residency and photo ID when applying for resident cards. They cannot obtain cards for other family members. For those who just recently moved into the city of Hazelwood, the initial cost for obtaining a Resident Card is $3 for individuals, age 6 and over. If a Resident Card is lost and needs to be replaced, there’s a $3 processing fee. An annual facility usage fee, Premier Pass, is required for access to the Hazelwood Community Center and Civic Center East amenities such as the gym, weight room, track (CCE only) and game room. For more information about applying for or renewing Resident Cards or obtaining a Premier Pass, contact the Hazelwood Parks and Recreation Office at 314-731-0980.
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The Bridge Outreach day shelter moving to City Hall West The Bridge Outreach, a local nonprofit organization dedicated to meeting emergency needs for the homeless and at risk individuals in our community while working to end their homelessness, announced this week that it will be relocating from 1610 Olive Street to 1520 Market Street, otherwise known as City Hall West. The organization’s new location is a municipally owned property, and will serve as a temporary location for meeting emergency needs until a permanent location is identified. The Bridge Outreach acts as a “front door” to homeless services in St. Louis, answering the question “What now?” for the hundreds of people experiencing homelessness in the city. The social work staff of The Bridge Outreach assesses guests of the program and provides strategic resources and referrals which enables persons experiencing housing crisis quick access to the vital services that they need. Day shelter, educational
programming, and social work support will continue at the new location, along with meal service and special programming coordinated with service providers from across the region including Affinia Healthcare, St. Louis Effort for Aids, and Saint Louis University. These critical resources are points of engagement that allow the team an opportunity to identify and work to mitigate the barriers that hinder program participants from maintaining permanent housing. In partnership with St. Patrick Center, The Bridge Outreach is laying the groundwork to fully implement a collaborative coordinated entry system in alignment with national best practices. The Bridge Outreach serves over 1,100 individuals and currently serves over 10,000 meals each month. For more information or to support The Bridge Outreach’s mission to end homelessness, contributions can be made online at www.bridgestl.org.
Six Pattonville seniors sign letters to play college-level athletics Six Pattonville High School seniors recently signed letters of intent to play college-level athletics after graduation. Alex Bodicky signed to play field hockey for Virginia Wesleyan College. She was named to the All-Conference Second Team in field hockey in 2015. Maleah Brotherton signed to play lacrosse for Clarke University. Cassie Callahan signed to play volleyball for Chestnut Hill College. She earned All-Conference Second Team honors last school year.
Micah Evans signed a letter of intent to play baseball for the University of Central Missouri. He earned All-Conference First Team honors in spring 2014 and 2015 in baseball. Anthony Green will play baseball for Jefferson College. He was named All-Conference First Team in spring 2014 and 2015 in baseball. Rachel Kerwin signed to play lacrosse at the University of Charleston in West Virginia. She earned the Coach’s Award in 2015, the first year the team played at the varsity level.
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Hazelwood School District employees helped to provide meals for 345 Hazelwood families Hazelwood School District employees helped to provide meals for 345 Hazelwood families, at Saint Andrew United Methodist Church on Thanksgiving morning. The employees included: Heidi Morris (social worker), Byron Rogers (social worker, Hazelwood Central High), Karla Holland (social worker, Arrowpoint), Diana Collins (counselor, Arrowpoint), Photo courtesy Hazelwood School District Lisa Schuster (teacher, Russell), and Jazell Thomas (counselor, Lawson).
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Ferguson-Florissant announces timeline for declaration of candidacy for board of education Two three-year terms for the office of Director on the Ferguson-Florissant School Board will expire in April 2016. Anyone interested and qualified to file for the office must submit a Declaration of Candidacy which may be picked up at the district’s Administration Center, located at 1005 Waterford Drive in Florissant from 7:30 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. on days the district is open. Under Missouri law, the first day to file as a candidate is Dec. 15. Filing closes at 5 p.m. on Jan. 19, 2016. School district offices will be closed Dec. 21, 2015, through Friday, Jan. 1, 2016, and on Jan. 18, 2016. The annual election for the Board of Education is April 5, 2016.
A person who wishes to file for candidacy for the Board of Education must be: 1. A citizen of the United States 2. At least 24 years old 3. A resident taxpayer of the school district 4. A resident of the state of Missouri for at least one year In addition, the candidate must follow these procedures: 1. File a declaration of candidacy 2. Line up for filing pursuant to district Policy 4013 More information is available at www.fergflor.org or by calling 314-506-9000.
Red Cross asks for blood donations this holiday season The American Red Cross encourages eligible donors to end the year with real meaning by donating blood for hospital patients in need. Holiday activities, severe weather and seasonal illnesses, like the flu, can pull people away from their regular blood donation schedules. This creates a greater need for blood donations this time of year, especially around the winter holidays. To encourage donations, all those who come to donate Dec. 23 through Jan. 3, 2016, will get a long-sleeve Red Cross T-shirt, while supplies last. Jamie Czesak made her first blood donation on Dec. 27, 2013. “As I spent Christmas with my family, I realized how lucky I was to have my health and how we never really know when our last Christmas will be. I decided that I would face my fears and do one of the few things I can do to help save someone’s life - donate blood.” Healthy donors with all blood types are needed, especially those with types AB, O, B negative and A negative. To make an appointment to donate blood, download the free Red Cross Blood Donor App from app stores,
visit redcrossblood.org or call 1-800-RED CROSS (1800-733-2767). Donors can now use the Blood Donor App to access their donor card and view vital signs from previous donations. Saint Louis County Bridgeton • 12/21/2015: 4 p.m. - 7 p.m., St Louis County Library Bridgeton Trails, 3455 McKelvey Road Florissant • 12/16/2015: 12 p.m. - 4 p.m., Northwest Healthcare, 1225 Graham Road •12/22/2015: 2:30 p.m. - 6:30 p.m., Blessed Savior Lutheran Church, 2615 Shackelford Road Hazelwood • 12/19/2015: 9 a.m. - 1 p.m., Cabelas, 5555 St Louis Mills Boulevard, Suite 167 • 12/20/2015: 11 a.m. - 3 p.m., Cabelas, 5555 St. Louis Mills Boulevard, Suite 167
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Hazelwood West students awarded more than $160,000 in scholarships Five Hazelwood West High School seniors were awarded a combined total of $166,000 in scholarships recently. James Van Nest, Tiana Bojorquez, Rebecca Connor, Deshon Riley and Mashroor Rashid all won merit based scholarships to four colleges. Those colleges include, Saint Louis University (SLU), Missouri Deshon Riley Rebecca Connor Tiana Bojorquez Mashroor Rashid University of Science and Technology (MO S&T), Photos courtesy Hazelwood School District Maryville University, and the University of IndiaBoeing, and Caterpillar. of Saint Louis University. napolis. Deshon Riley received a merit based scholarship Tiana Bojorquez received the Mouton scholarship James Van Nest received the Dean’s Scholarship from the University of Indianapolis valued at $11,000 to Maryville University. The merit based scholarship worth $16,000 per year for a total of is valued at $10,000 annually for a total of $40,000. To per year for a total of $44,000. Riley plans to study en$64,000 to SLU. receive the Mouton scholarship, applicants must have vironmental science or physical therapy. Mashroor Rashid received two merit based scholVan Nest plans a grade point average of 2.5 and higher or score 22 or arships from the Missouri University of Science and higher on the ACT. Bojorquez is planning to study art to attend SLU to Technology. The two scholarships are worth a total of pursue a degree education at Maryville next fall. ecember is here Rebecca Connor received the MO S&T Women’s $16,000 over four years. The two scholarships were the in biology. Dean’s which means the Scholarship recipi- Program Scholarship. The Women’s Program Schol- Miner Scholarship and the University Scholarship. 2015 gift giving seaHazelwood West College and Career Counselor, ents are expected arship has a value of $500 per semester, for a total of son has officially begun! The to maintain a 3.1 $2,000. The mission of the women’s program scholar- Kimberly Quain was overjoyed to hear about the problem, however, is that each grade point average ship is to promote diversity, and support the needs scholarships these students received. These students year many gifts are re-gifted or and are required to of female students within the university communi- received valuable scholarships to some of the best uniforgotten about soon after with participate in uni- ty, with the aim of increasing the number of female versities in the country. They put in a lot of hard work versity activities graduates entering out nation’s engineering and sci- to receive these merit based scholarships. “I am proud that support and ence workforce. Connor will major in chemical en- of these five students,” said Quain. further the mission gineering. The scholarship was sponsored by Ford,
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PHS teacher named Outstanding PLTW Computer Science Teacher Pattonville High School teacher Jeremiah Simmons was named PLTW is developing a four-year course sequence in computer scithe Outstanding PLTW Computer Science Teacher for the state of ence. As a foundational course in the program, CSA teaches stuMissouri by the Missouri Project Lead the Way (PLTW) program. dents how to integrate technologies across multiple platforms and PLTW is a national nonprofit organization that networks, including the Internet. Pattonville is considered a leading provider of STEM (scioffers two courses in the PLTW’s computer ence, technology, engineering and math) proscience program, Computer Science and grams for students in kindergarten through Software Engineering and the pilot course. 12th grades in the U.S. In the CSA pilot course, Pattonville students “Over the past three years, Mr. Simmons has are building on their knowledge from the first built an incredible computer science program course to create programs that integrate mothat has rapidly grown in achievement and bile devices and leverage those devices for disstudent interest,” said Pattonville High School tributed collection and data processing, while Assistant Principal Jon Fitzgerald, who works working primarily in Java and other industrywith the computer science program. “He is abstandard tools. Simmons also teaches an Adsolutely worthy of this great award.” vanced Placement (AP) Computer Science The Missouri PLTW award honors individuclass at Pattonville High School that is not part als who share best practices and experiences as of the PLTW series. a teacher, counselor, administrator or PartnerThe CSA course pilot runs through the ship Team member; collaborate with others in 2015-2016 school year. The course pilot prothe PLTW network; and are strong advocates cess is an important part of the curriculum for innovation and STEM education. development process for PLTW; Simmons “Mr. Simmons’ exceptional work stands out, and Pattonville High School students have an as there are 372 schools in the Missouri PLTW opportunity to provide feedback on the course network,” Fitzgerald said. “Mr. Simmons and before PLTW makes it available in 2016-2017 Photo courtesy Pattonville School District the PHS computer science program are a true to all high schools offering PLTW computer Pattonville High School teacher Jeremiah Simmons was science courses throughout the U.S. point of pride for Pattonville High School.” Simmons was instrumental in Pattonville named the Outstanding PLTW Computer Science TeachIn addition to the PLTW pilot work, Simer for the state of Missouri by the Missouri Project Lead High School being chosen as one of 37 schools the Way program. mons worked with his high school computer nationwide to pilot a new computer science science students to implement a series of stucourse this year that will support the expansion of offerings for stu- dent-led “Hour of Code” evening programs for younger Pattonville dents interested in computer science both locally and nationwide. students in Grades 4 through 7. The events were designed to help Simmons is piloting Computer Science Applications (CSA), the introduce the students to coding and Pattonville’s computer science third course in the PLTW computer science program. program.
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ACT test offered for free for high school juniors living in Pattonville All Pattonville High School juniors will take the ACT college entrance exam at no cost on April 19, 2016 during the school day. Students who regularly attend Pattonville High School will be registered by the high school. No action is required for Pattonville High School students. However, 11th-grade students who live in the Pattonville School District but attend private schools or who are home-schooled may also take the state-wide ACT test at no cost on April 19 at Pattonville High School. The following steps are required for private school or homeschooled students to register for the April 19 administration of the ACT: 1) Pre-register by Feb. 1 with the Pattonville School District at: http://goo.gl/forms/dwdyr5Wkqr 2) By Feb. 1, student(s) or parent(s) must come by the Pattonville Learning Center located at 11097 St. Charles Rock Road to: • Demonstrate that they meet residency requirements as described in numbers 1 and 3 at http://www.psdr3.org/enrollment; • Provide a transcript that shows the student is currently in the 11th grade; and • Provide photocopy of the student’s driver license or school photo identification card. • Students who require accommodations must provide a complete copy of their Individualized Education Plan (IEP) or 504 Plan. ACT requires this documentation by Jan. 15, 2016. 3) On April 13, participate in the pre-test session at Pattonville High School beginning at 12:30 p.m. The pre-test session will be completed by 2:15 p.m. 4) On April 19, report to Pattonville High School beginning at 7:30 a.m. Students are required to bring their own testing materials including pencils and calculator. Testing will be completed by 1 p.m. Students may not bring mobile phones or other electronic devices with them on April 13 or 19. Questions may be directed to the Pattonville assessment office at 314-213-8060.
Hazelwood Teacher wins Missouri Elementary Science Teacher of the Year award Sara Berghoff, fifth grade science teacher at Jamestown Elementary School, in the Hazelwood School District, has been named the Missouri Elementary Science Teacher of the Year. Berghoff has been teaching for 19 years, 15 of those at Jamestown Elementary. “I am extremely honored to be named Missouri’s Elementary Science Teacher of the Year,” said Berghoff. “It’s really humbling to have the Photo courtesy Hazelwood School District respect of your peers and to be recognized for what you do Sara Berghoff, fifth grade science teacher on a daily basis. We all work at Jamestown Elementary School, in the so hard and it’s nice to have Hazelwood School District. your individual contributions recognized.” Berghoff said that she decided to become a teacher because her parents are both retired educators. “Both of my parents were teachers. My dad was a high school biology and chemistry teacher. My mom taught consumer science at the secondary level. Our house was always filled with learning, especially science. Choosing teaching as a career was the best decision I have ever made. My job is fun and I love it,” Berghoff said. Berghoff received her Bachelors of Science in Elementary Education degree from William Jewell College in Liberty, Missouri and her Masters in Curriculum and Instruction from Graceland University. Berghoff has also completed 30 hours of study at Washington University and received a science specialist certificate. Berghoff received the Missouri Elementary Science Teacher of the Year award on Dec. 3 in Kansas City during the National Science Teachers Association conference.
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Holman student named to Amateur Golf Association team Momo Kikuchi, an eighth-grader at Holman Middle School, was selected to represent the Metropolitan Amateur Golf Association for the 2015 Mid-America Junior Cup Team. She is one of eight members of the Metropolitan team to compete in Kansas. The goal of the Mid-America Junior Cup is to foster team camaraderie, develop relationships and to have fun. Kikuchi was selected for the team for her exemplary play, sportsmanship and leadership this year. Photo courtesy Pattonville School District
Eight FFSD educators receive Apple for the Teacher award
Photo courtesy Ferguson-Florissant School District FFSD 2015 Apple for the Teacher awardees were honored during the Nov. 11 Board of Education meeting.
Eight Ferguson-Florissant School District educators were honored by the Alpha Zeta Chapter of Iota Phi Lambda Sorority, Inc. with the 2015 Apple for the Teacher award. The award is presented annually to outstanding educators throughout the United States during American Education Week. The awardees were honored at a luncheon on Nov. 21. District awardees are: • Laura Caldwell, Halls Ferry Elementary School • Shiela Carves, Johnson-Wabash Elementary
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John Hanna is a part time, amateur cartoonist taking his first step into the world of print and online comic media. When he isn’t drawing or working at his second job, he can be seen in and around the St Charles area. If you like his work, that is good. If you don’t like it, that is good too.
By Cindy Moore
Moore On Life
Attack of the killer tree Although the Christmas season is generally filled with holly jolly, jelly belly giggles and jiggles, there is a dark underside to all the merriment. Not that I feel the need to put a log in anyone’s nog, but there is a sinister danger lurking within the holiday that gets little consideration and is extremely hazardous to the unwary. No, I’m not talking about your Nana’s special tooty-fruity fruitcake, although mandatory warning labels should definitely be slapped all over that toxic thing. I am instead talking about that great source of personal injury caused from artificial trees known to us women as “poofing.” This is a sadistic torture ritual which afterwards, renders the hands bloodied, bandaged and useless. I’m convinced it was devised by cruel men to keep us ladies out of the cookie jar and refrigerator around the holidays. Years ago, my husband talked me into ditching the real tree in place of an artificial one. “Think of the money we’ll save.” he said convincingly. “And they look so real.”
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“They don’t smell so real,” I reminded him. He said he could easily fix that and remedied the situation by buying a can of pine-scented bathroom
spray — problem solved. Hardly, it always smells like we’re trying to mask over some embarrassing odor. Now consider this. Note that every strand of Christmas lights has multiple Fill in the blank squares in the grid, making labels attached to its cord. I suppose they sure that every row, column and 3-by-3 box are to remind users that shock can occur includes all the digits 1 through 9. if they are plugged in and submerged in
the fish tank or worn around the body while showering. But notice there is never any mention of the real dangers involved in tree-poofing. I spent an entire afternoon unbending and untwisting smashed branches and stems followed by an evening of non-stop fluffing, floofing and poofing to make them appear natural again. My fingers ended up looking like uncooked sausages and appeared as if they have been run through a paper shredder. In all, I ended up with five broken nails, four cut cuticles, three slashed knuckles, two punctured pinkies, and cartilage laid bare on finger number three. These trees definitely should come with lots of oversized warning labels, especially one that says leave fridge and cookie jar opened before poofing. Cindy Moore is the mother of three superlative kids, servant of two self-indulgent felines and wife to one nifty husband. Her ficticious occupation? Archeological Humorist: someone who unearths absurdity and hilarity in strange and unusual places including public restrooms, the lint filter, and church meetings. Most recently, she excavated a find in her neighbor’s bird feeder. The opinions expressed in this column are Cindy Moore’s alone and do not reflect the opinion of the owners or staff of Community News.
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Amanda E. Doyle is the author of two authoritative, St. Louis-centric guidebooks (the first two editions of “Finally! A Locally Produced Guidebook to St. Louis” and “100 Things to Do in St. Louis Before You Die”), as well as a children’s book, “To the Top: A Gateway Arch Story.” She has been the associate editor of “Where” magazine in St. Louis for more than a decade, and enjoys eating, drinking, playing and exploring her way through the region with her family. “Finally! A Locally Produced Guidebook to St. Louis” brings an entirely updated edition of the original neighborhood guide, by and for St. Louisans. With more recommendations than ever before for under-the-radar attractions and absolute classics - from bars and restaurants, to museums and churches, from festivals to fun facts. Organized by neighborhoods throughout the city, county, outer suburbs, and the Metro East region, you’ll find everything from the best family-owned doughnut shops to the oldest local pet cemetery. Special spotlights touch on neighborhood history, pop-culture trivia, and kid-friendly destinations. Think you know the best of your neighborhood? Pick up the third edition of the “Finally!” guidebook to find the best of all the others, too.
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Movie
Will the ‘Force’ be with you?
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By Steve Bryan
Options abound at the movies if you can’t get a ticket to “Star Wars.” Unless everyone develops an intense dislike of Princess Leia and Han Solo, “Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens,” will become the top film at the box office throughout the month of December and into 2016. Getting tickets for opening weekend might involve as many calculations as traveling through hyperspace, though. Hollywood already has a contingency plan in place, however. Some potential Oscar contenders, including “The Danish Girl” and “The Big Short,” are already playing in limited release in a few cities. If you can’t find an available seat over the December 18 weekend, the studios have other mainstream offerings that can serve as a fallback plan. Jason Lee reprises the role of the long-suffering Dave in “Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip.” In the latest installment, Alvin and his furry brothers believe their human friend will propose to his girlfriend in Miami. Getting a new mom would be wonderful, but Dave’s potential wife has a son who isn’t a very nice person. “The Road Chip” can be a nice comedic diversion as the “Sold Out” signs appear at the box office. On any other movie weekend, the team supreme of Amy Poehler and Tina Fey might be a lock for the top spot. In “Sisters,” they play sib-
lings who return home to clean out their old bedroom before the house is sold. In an interesting twist, Fey plays the wilder sister and Poehler the more responsible one. Leaning towards broad comedy, this one could keep you smiling until you can reconnect with the Force. It’s not really Christmas without Bruce Willis and the forces of evil. In “Extraction,” Willis plays Leonard Turner, a retired CIA field operative. After Turner is kidnapped by terrorists, his son Harry (Kellan Lutz), a government desk jockey, stages an unofficial, unsanctioned mission to save his dad. Willis saved the world more than once over the holidays, so it’s good to see him back in the saddle and passing the torch.
“In the Heart of the Sea,” a carryover from the previous weekend, has a pretty impressive pedigree. Director Ron Howard helms this new adventure, which is based on real-life events. Chris Hemsworth takes a break from his duties as Thor to play Owen Chase, the first mate on a whaling ship. Chase and his crewmates face a danger that ultimately inspires Herman Mehlville to write the classic novel “Moby Dick.” The wise Jedi Master Yoda was fond of saying “Do or do not. There is no try.” When trying to snag a seat at a screening of “Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens,” you definitely have to give it a try, but keep one of the other movies in reserve. “Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens” photos courtesy of Lucas Films Born and raised in South St. Louis, Steve Bryan is now based in Anaheim, California, and has been allowed access to movie and television sets to see actors and directors at work. Though his writing has taken him far from St. Louis, Steve is, at heart, still the same wide-eyed kid who spent countless hours watching classic movies at neighborhood theaters.
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Three women’s soccer players honored The University of Missouri-St. Louis women’s soccer team had three players earn National Soccer Coaches Association of America (NSCAA) all-region honors. Junior forward Miriam Taylor was a second-team selection, while junior forward Kayla Delgado and senior back Mary Hoffmann were both third-team honorees. Taylor, a First Team All-GLVC selection, led the Tritons with 11 goals, including four gamewinners. Delgado, a Second Team All-GLVC honoree, owned a team third-best seven goals, including two game-winners, and also finished with three assists. Hoffmann, a Third Team All-GLVC pick, helped the defense to eight shutouts and a goalsagainst-average of 0.82. The trio helped UMSL to a 12-5-4 record under the direction of second-year head coach Wendy Dillinger, which included the program’s first NCAA Tournament appearance since 1982, and a runner-up finish in the GLVC Championship Tournament. * Great kickin’ time Hockey player from Lindenwood heading to USA training camp It was announced on Friday afternoon that Lindenwood women’s hockey starting goaltender Nicole Hensley was invited to participate in the 2015 USA women’s hockey winter training camp. The camp will run from Dec. 27 – Jan. 1 and be held at Schwan’s Super Rink in Blaine, Minnesota. Overall there are 37 players on the roster, 23 are World Champions and 15 are Olympians. Twenty-two of the players selected were members of the U.S. Women’s National Team that won the Four Nations Cup in early November, while 20 players were on the team that won the gold medal at the International Ice Hockey Federation Women’s World Championship in April. * Drew Morris / Graduate Assistant for Sports Information
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Losing streak ends for Rams After five games on the wrong end of the score, the St. Louis Rams defeated the Detroit Lions 2114 in the friendly confines of the Edward Jones Dome this past Sunday. After only scoring 24 points in the last three games, the Ram’s offense showed a little bit of a surge with one score on an interception then it turned into the Todd Gurley show. He had 140-yards of rushing and scored two touchdowns for another outstanding outing. Highlights included: • Quarterback Case Keenum started his second game as a Ram and completed 14-of-22 passes. • Running back Todd Gurley rushed 16 times marking his fifth 100-plus yard rushing yard game and second multi-touchdown game. • Currently Gurley’s 975-yards total rushing ranks him fourth in the NFL with Adrian Peterson leading with 1,251. • Defensive tackle Aaron Donald notched a career-high 3.0 sacks on the Lion’s quarterback. • Donald has 20 career sacks with three games left to play in his second NFL season-his 11.0 sacks this season leads the NFL at the defensive tackle position. • Cornerback Trumaine Johnson intercepted a pass and returned it 58 yards for a touchdown marking his fifth interception of the season (the last Ram player to do that was 2008), he ranks second in the NFC. • Safety Mark Barron led the team in tackles with 11 (eight solo). The Ram’s have a short week as they play at the Dome on Thursday against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers at 7:30 p.m. * Last football game at the Dome???? Tune into Your Health Plus Radio Show, Every Saturday at 8 a.m. on KSLQ 104.5 FM
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Harness holiday indulging The hustle and bustle of the holiday season – from office parties to family gatherings – often leads to over-indulging and deviating from a healthy lifestyle; luckily, it’s still possible to enjoy many of your favorite holiday dishes while reducing carb and sugar intake. And the numbers don’t lie – numerous studies show that low-carb eating can be a healthy lifestyle option for people who want to lose or maintain their weight. When you control your carbohydrate intake, you start burning stored fat as your fuel source instead of carbohydrates. Low-carb eating results in more effective weight loss and better health markers, such as a decrease in your risk of heart disease and diabetes. Plus, a low-carb lifestyle, such as Atkins, can be customized to your individual needs to help you lose weight and keep it off. In fact, with the wide variety of foods to choose
from in a low-carb lifestyle, it’s easy to find plenty of the festive foods and recipes you like so you can skip the stress this holiday season and simply focus on celebrating. These recipes – favorites of actress Alyssa Milano, who started her own journey on the Atkins program – show how easy it is to make and enjoy low-carb dishes packed with flavor. The Dish on Low-Carb Eating If sticking to a low-carb diet seems like a lofty goal, you may find it helpful to focus on all the foods you can eat with confidence while watching your carbs: • High-fiber vegetables • Protein (fish/seafood, poultry, beef, pork, eggs, plant-based) • Healthy fats (olive oil, avocados, nuts, butter) • Dairy (cheese, Greek yogurt) • Low-glycemic fruits (berries, cherries, melon)
Chicken Parmesan with Garlic Sauteed Baby Broccoli Prep time: 10 minutes | Cook time: 30 minutes | Net carbs: 7.9 g
Ingredients: 20 ounces boneless, cooked chicken breasts salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste 4 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, divided 15 ounces canned tomato sauce 1/2 teaspoon ground dried basil 1/4 teaspoon leaf oregano 1 teaspoon sucralose sweetener (sugar substitute) 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese 1 cup shredded whole milk mozzarella cheese 20 cups baby broccoli florets 1/2 teaspoon garlic
Cauliflower-Cheddar Mash Prep time: 5 minutes | Cook time: 8 minutes | Net carbs: 3.5 g
Ingredients: 1 cup cauliflower 1/4 cup shredded cheddar cheese salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste
over boiling water in medium covered sauce pot until tender, about 5 minutes. Remove to bowl and mash with fork. Top with cheese and season to taste with salt and freshly ground black pepper.
Directions: Steam cauliflower in steamer basket
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Directions: Heat oven to 350 F. Using meat mallet, pound out chicken breasts until they are about 1/4- to 1/2inch thick. Season with salt and freshly ground black pepper, and place into preheated skillet over medium-high heat with 2 tablespoons oil. Cook until brown on both sides, about 2 minutes per side, then layer into 8-by-8-inch baking pan. In small bowl, combine tomato sauce, basil, oregano, sucralose and Parmesan cheese. Mix with spoon and pour over
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chicken. Layer mozzarella on top and bake 25-30 minutes, until cheese is melted and sauce is bubbly. During last 10 minutes of cooking chick-
en, use same skillet to saute baby broccoli. Over medium-high heat, add garlic and broccoli to 2 remaining oil. Saute until broccoli is crisp-tender, about 5 minutes. Serve immediately with chicken.
Fresh Mozzarella Salad with Basil Pesto Prep time: 10 minutes | Net carbs: 1.7 g
Ingredients: 4 cups arugula 1/4 cup basil pesto 2 pounds sliced whole milk mozzarella cheese 2 small whole red tomatoes, sliced Basil Pesto: 24 ounces basil 1/3 cup dried pine nuts 1/3 cup grated Parmesan cheese 1/2 teaspoon garlic 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/3 cup extra virgin olive oil Directions: To prepare pesto, combine basil, pine nuts, Parmesan, garlic and salt in food processor or blender; pulse until finely chopped. Add oil in slow and steady stream with machine running; process until fairly smooth but not pureed. Serve immediately, refrigerate in airtight container for up
to 3 days or freeze for up to 1 month. Toss arugula with 2 tablespoons of pesto. Mound onto serving plates. Top with alternating slices of mozzarella and tomato. Drizzle with remaining pesto and serve.
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Dec. 17: Blood Drive Maryland Heights to host blood drive on from 2 - 6 p.m. at Maryland Heights Centre at 2344 McKelvey Road in Maryland Heights.
Dec. 19: Blood drive The city of Bellefontaine Neighbors with the American Red Cross will be conducting a Blood Drive from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at Hazelwood Central High School at15875 New Halls Ferry Rd. This event is sponsored by the city of Bellefontaine Neighbors and Sickle Cell Association. The purpose of this drive is to promote registration of minorities with the National Registry for Bone Marrow.
Dec. 17: Christmas concert At 7 p.m., students from Christ Light of the Nations School will showcase their musical talents at a Christmas concert in the gym at Trinity Catholic High School at 1720 Redman Road, in Spanish Lake. The Christ Light of the Nations music education department, led by music teachers Dea Hudson and Michael Carosello, produces an elaborate and enthusiastic Christmas Program each year. Paired with the advanced instrumentalists playing songs arranged by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Christmas favorites on the solo or duet instrument(s), and two contrasting choir pieces, this Christmas Program will be a night worth hearing. For more information contact Christ Light of the Nations school office at 314-741-0400. Dec. 17: Christmas house decorating contest Applications for the Christmas House Decorating Contest are free to Florissant residents and will be available beginning Nov. 23 at the James J. Eagan Center, JFK Community Center and Florissant City Hall. Parks and Recreation prizes are awarded to the best decorated homes. Temporary yard signs acknowledging 1st, 2nd and 3rd place winners will be posted. The city will remove the signs within one week. Deadline to apply is Dec. 14 at 5 p.m. Judging will begin at 6 p.m. on Dec 17. Dec. 19: Visit with Santa Visit with Santa at Sunset Park Nature Lodge from 9 - 10:30 a.m. You may obtain tickets by showing your resident card and paying $1 or donating one canned food item per ticket. Only Florissant Residents may purchase tickets. A limited number of tickets will be available. Tickets will be available at the JFK or JJE centers. Light refreshments will be provided. Bring a camera for a photo with Santa at the beautiful Sunset Park Nature Lodge. For more information call 921-4250
Jan. 23: STEM Extravaganza The Hazelwood School District STEM Extravaganza is a showcase of educational opportunities in science, technology, engineering and math (STEM) for students in kindergarten through 12th grade. The event will take place on from 10 a.m. - 2 p.m., at Hazelwood Central High School at 15875 New Halls Ferry Road in Florissant. At the STEM Extravaganza, attendees will participate in demonstrations and hands-on activities for all grade levels, exhibits, speakers, college representatives and more. Participants scheduled to attend include: Boeing, Ameren Missouri, and Washington University in St. Louis, BJC Healthcare, U.S. Navy, Danforth Plant Science, St. Louis Community College, FIRST Robotics, Project Lead the Way, and Hazelwood School District math and science departments. This event is free and open to the public. Recurring Events Mondays: A cappella singers Men of Harmony a cappella singers meet at Salem Evangelical Free Church at New Halls Ferry at Pohlman Road at 7 p.m. Not church affiliated. Group is always looking for new members. Call Al at 314-993-6134 for more information. Tuesdays: TOPS (Take off pounds sensibly) From 9:15 - 10:30 a.m. located at John F. Kennedy Center/Henry Koch Ctr., Howdershell Rd. at Charbonier Rd., Florissant. For more info contact Paul or Connie McConnell, 314-831-5476. Every 4th Tuesday of the month: Fort Bellefontaine Memorial Ameri-
can Legion Post 335 meeting 6:30pm, Fort Bellefontaine Memorial American Legion Post 335, 800 Chambers Road in Bellefontaine Neighbors. Those interested in membership are invited to attend. Every Tuesday: Bingo Evening at Florissant Elks Lodge #2316 Doors at 4:30pm, games begin at 6pm, Florissant Elks Lodge #2316, 16400 New Halls Ferry Rd. in Florissant. For more information, call 314.921.2316. Wednesdays: Are you interested in losing weight? Check out TOPS #361 Florissant group of supportive ladies. Meetings are on Wednesday mornings beginning at 9:15 am at Bethel Providence Christian Church located at 14700 New Halls Ferry Rd in Florissant. If interested, please contact Shirley at 314-895-3528 for more information. Every Wednesday: Bingo Morning at Florissant Elks Lodge #2316 Florissant Elks Lodge #2316, 16400 New Halls Ferry Rd. in Florissant. Doors at 7:30am, games begin at 9:30am. For more information, call 314.921.2316. Bridgeton Trails Library Branch Programs: 3455 McKelvey Rd., St. Louis, 314.994.3300. Story Time: Wednesdays, 10:30 a.m. 9 months to 2 yrs. Room 1 (Lap Time); Wednesdays, 10:30 a.m. Ages 3–5. Room 2; Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. Ages 3–5. Room 1. Florissant Senior Citizens’ Bingo Clubs: 314.839.7604. Every 1st Wednesday of the Month: Stroke Support Group 3-4pm, Center for Senior Renewal, Detrick Building 1st floor, 11133 Dunn Rd. For more information, contact Jamie Stevens at 314.653.5331. Every Friday: Our Lady of Fatima #4429 Knights of Columbus Bingo 6:45pm, Knights of Columbus Hall, 1216 Teson Rd. in Hazelwood. For more information call 314.731.9330 Every 3rd Friday of the month: Bingo 2pm, Life Care Center of Florissant,
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1201 Garden Plaza Dr. For more information, call 314.831.3752. Last Saturdays: Writers Workshop: 10am - 1:30pm, Baden Liberary, 8448 Church Rd., 314.388.2400 Sundays: Meat shoot Come and enjoy the meat shoots at American Legion Post 444 located on 17090 Old Jamestown Road between Sinks Rd and Lindbergh starting at noon until dusk every Sunday - rain or shine. Great meat prizes awarded. Every Sunday: Tours at Old St. Ferdinand Shrine #1 Rue St. Francois St., Florissant, 1 – 4pm, through October. Donations accepted. Docents needed. 314.921.7582, vicray01@aol.com Church Tuesdays & Thursdays: Chapel of the Cross Lutheran Church GriefShare Support Group Tuesdays from 2 - 4pm and Thursday from 6:30 - 8:30pm, 11645 Benham Rd., 314.741.3737 Health Nicotine Anonymous Nicotine Anonymous is a 12 Step Program, free and available to all seeking recovery from nicotine addiction based on principals of AA. Only requirement is a desire to stop using nicotine. Voluntary contributions are accepted. For further info call 314822-2066 or visit WWW.NicoteneAnonymous.org Every Monday-Friday: Evening Front Desk Volunteers Needed 4-7pm, Christian Hospital, 1225 Graham Rd. in Florissant. For more information, please contact Lee Shields at 314.653.5032. Look Good…Feel Better SSM Cancer Care at DePaul Health Center, 12303 DePaul Drive. Radiation OncologyBridgeton. Attend a great makeup session sponsored by the American Cancer Society. A licensed cosmetologist teaches a session of scarf tying, shows a parade of hats, and provides each participant with a makeup kit. Light refreshments
are served. Info: 314.344.6090. Now: SilverSneakers Senior Wellness Program at the Maryland Heights Centre A fun, energizing program that helps older adults take greater control of their health by encouraging physical activity and offering social events. A Silver Sneakers membership includes access to the city’s Fitness Centre with state-of-the-art fitness equipment and circuit training. Membership is available at little or no cost through your health plan. To find out if you are eligible, visit www.silversneakers.com or call 314.738.2599. 2nd Tuesday of Every Month: Alzheimer’s Association Caregiver Support Group Meeting Meeting to be held at Sarah Care of Bridgeton Adult Day Center 11977 St. Charles Rock Road, Suite 121-124, Bridgeton, MO 63044. Join our Support Group for Mutual, Emotional Support and Education. You are not alone. For information, contact Deborah Mabrie at 314-291-5210 or Ferd Fetsch at 314-291-3021 Email: dbland@sarahcare.com ferdfetsch@ sbcglobal.net. Every third Tuesday of every month: Grief Support Group sponsored by DePaul Hospital 11:30am-1pm, Bridgeton Trails Library, 3455 McKelvey Rd. For more information, call 314.344.6873. Diabetes Basics: 314.344.7024 for info or 314.344.7220 to enroll. Crisis Nursery: Committed to preventing child abuse and neglect, the Crisis Nursery provides short-term, safe havens to children, birth through age 12, whose families are faced with an emergency or crisis. Care is available year-round and serves families throughout the greater St. Charles region. 24-hour helpline: 314.768.3201. Or 636.947.0600, www.crisisnurserykids.org Nutrition Education: SSM DePaul registered dieticians can help you make sure your diet is right for you, 314.344.6157.
www.mycnews.com • Community News – St. Louis County • December 16, 2015 Group at Christian Hospital To register call 314.747.9355 Tuesdays: Alcohol and Drug Information Meeting Christian Hospital Building 2, Suite 401, 6:30 – 8pm, 314.839.3171, free and open to the public. Sundays: Alcoholics Anonymous Group 109 11th floor conference room at Christian Hospital, 10am, 11133 Dunn Road. Wednesdays: STEPS Schizophrenia Support Group 6:30 - 7:30pm, 314.839.3171. Center for Senior Renewal: Day treatment programs for older adults dealing with anxiety, depression, grief, loss and early signs of dementia, 314.653.5123. Christian Hospital Recovery Center: Outpatient mental health and substance abuse treatment for adults, 314.953.8100. Volunteers Needed at Christian Hospital: Call 314.653.5032 SSM DePaul Healthy Happenings Every Mon. & Tues.: Healthy Meal Replacement (HMR) Program Orientation Mondays: 6–7pm Tuesdays: Noon– 1pm SSM DePaul Wellness Center. Attend a free orientation to learn: the Five Success Variables needed to lose weight, different diet options available and how important physical activity really is. Please call to register at 1.877.477.6954. Diabetes Self-Management Training: Call 314.344.7220 Smoking Cessation Classes: Free ongoing 8-week sessions, 866. SSM.DOCS to register or for more information. SSM DePaul Wellness Center: Classes available on strength training, nutrition and smoking cessation, 314.344.6177 SSM St. Joseph Hospital Healthy Happenings Free Mammogram Screenings: SSM Health Care free mammogram screenings to women who have no health insurance. Appointments at 300 First Capitol Drive in St. Charles and SSM St. Joseph Hospital West, 100 Medical Plaza in Lake Saint Louis, 636.947.5617 Speaker’s Bureau: SSM speakers available for organizations, clubs, community and church groups for up to one hour free of charge, 636.949.7159 Ongoing Support Groups Sundays: Support Group for Women Survivors of Childhood Sexual Abuse 6:30 - 8pm, 7401 Delmar Ave. in University City, 314.993.5421. First and Third Tuesdays: Support Group for Women Survivors of Childhood Sexual Abuse 12:30 - 2pm, 320 Forsyth Blvd., Clayton, 314.968.3477. Third Saturdays: Alzheimer’s Association Caregiver Support Group At Delmar Gardens North, 4401 Parker Rd., Florissant, 9am, 314.355.1516, Helpline 800.272.3900 Last Saturdays: Alzheimer’s Association Caregiver Support Group: Mother of Good Counsel Home, 6825 Natural Bridge, St. Louis, 10:30am 314.383.4765
Last Tuesdays: Alzheimer’s Association Caregiver Support Group Missouri Veterans Home, 10600 Lewis & Clark, St. Louis, 1pm, 314.340.6389 Wednesdays: Weekly Cancer Survivor’s Support Group H.W. Koenig Medical Building at SSM St. Joseph Hospital West, 3 - 4:30pm, free, 636.755.3034 12 Step Support Group for Women Survivors of Childhood Sexual Abuse: Meets in 4 locations in the metro St Louis area. Information: metrostlouissia@gmail.com. Wednesdays: New Choices Nar-Anon Family Group at Zion Lutheran Church 12075 Dorsett Road, Maryland Heights, 7:30 – 9pm, www.Nar-Anon. org Thursdays: Grief Share Support Group Church of the Nazarene, 1309 N. Elizabeth Ave., Ferguson 6:30 - 8pm, leecedra@sbcglobal.net Mondays & Thursdays: Breathe/for people with pulmonary disease Graham Medical Center, 1150 Graham Rd. Suite 104, 11am - 12pm, $30, 314-953-6090 Wednesdays: STEPS Schizo-phrenia Support Group 6:30-7:30pm, 314.839.3171. Calcium Scoring Heart Scan Program SSM DePaul Health Center. This program uses advanced (CT) imaging to scan the arteries around the heart and measure or score the amount of calcium present in the plaque deposits. This screening, in combination with other heart disease risk factors (high cholesterol, high blood pressure, cigarette smoking, physical inactivity, etc.) can help determine an overall picture of your current heart health and your risk for developing heart disease. Call 314.344.6030 to learn more about the heart scan program or to schedule an appointment.
Take Off Pounds Sensibly. John F. Kennedy Community Center, 315 Howdershell Rd., Florissant. 314.921.7582. Every Tues.: 5:30–6:30 p.m. Free Pilates Class for Cancer Patients & Families Bring own mat. Siteman Cancer Center at Barnes-Jewish St. Peters Hosp., 150 Entrance Way, St. Peters. 636.921.9920. 4th Tuesday of each month: 6:307:30 p.m. Diabetes Support Group Hear from experts on how to better manage diabetes & enjoy a healthier life. Located at the H.W. Koenig Medical Bldg., St. Joseph Hospital West. Call 636.625.5447 for more info. First Thurs. 10:30–11:30 a.m. Caregiver Class from BJC Home Care Services, free to public, Topics: care, stress relief, legal issues, Siteman Cancer Cntr., Barnes-Jewish St. Peters Hospital conference rm. Info. 314-575-3983. Every Sun.: 6:30 p.m. Every Mon.: 9:30 a.m. Survivors of Incest Anonymous Meetings Women only. Sundays at Holy Communion Episcopal Church, 7601 Delmar, U. City. 314.993.5421 or 636.561.1407. Mondays in Wentzville, call 636.561.1407. 1st Thur.: 6:30–7:30 p.m. Conquer: A Support Group for Adults with Cancer Siteman Cancer Center at Barnes-Jewish St. Peters Hosp, 150 Entrance Way, St. Peters. 636.916.9920. 1st Thur.: 7 p.m. Parents W/O Partners, North County Chapter General Mtg, 2435 Creve Coeur Mill Rd. 314.739.0880. 2nd Wed. 6–7:30 p.m. Talking Man to Man about Prostate Cancer Support group for men diagnosed w/ prostate cancer at any stage. Barnes St.
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Peters. 636.916.9947. 3rd Tues.: 11:30 a.m.–1 p.m. Grief & Loss Support Group—DePaul Hospital Share experiences of grief & loss w/ those who share similar feelings. Led by trained coordinators & Pastor David Boyle. Bridgeton Trails Library, Rm 2. 314.344.7356. Nurses & company. Flu shots avail. for small cost. 115 Piper Hill Dr., St. Peters. Every Tues.: 5:30–6:30 p.m. Free Pilates Class for Cancer Patients & Families Bring own mat. Siteman Cancer Center at Barnes-Jewish St. Peters Hosp., 150 Entrance Way, St. Peters. 636.921.9920. Weekly 6:30 p.m. Survivors of Incest Anonymous Mtg. 12 Step Program for Women sexually abused in childhood. At Holy Communion Episcopal Church, 7601 Delmar, University City. Lower Level. Call 314.993.5421. 1st & 3rd Tuesdays of the month 12:30 p.m. Survivors of Incest Anonymous Mtg. 12 Step Program for Women who were sexually Abused in Childhood. Meeting held at the Samuel United Church of Christ, 320 N. Forsyth Blvd., Clayton. Meet in Lower Level. For more information, call 314.968.3477. St. Joseph West hospital 4th Tuesday of each month 6:30-7:30 p.m.: Diabetes Support Group. Hear from experts to learn how to better manage diabetes & enjoy a healthier life. Join the group and discover how to increase circulation, relaxation, learn the myofascial effects such as increased mobility & tissue elasticity. Free. H.W. Koenig Medical Building at St. Joseph Hospital West. Register: Call 636.625.5447
SSM St. Joseph Health Center & Hospital West Auxiliary Non profit organization assisting the hosp. by holding fund raisering activities, being of service to patients, families, employees & physicians and acting as good will ambassadors to community. We welcome new member. Call Barb Hutchinson 636.947.5466. The Barnes St. Peters Hospital Auxiliary is looking for New Members If you would like to become a member please call 636.916.9664. Gateway to Hope Program The Gateway to Hope Program arranges care for individuals diagnosed w/breast cancer who are either uninsured or underinsured and reside in MO. Gateway to Hope serves as a breast cancer lifeline for those who do not qualify for government sponsored programs & are unable to afford treatment. If you or someone you know has been diagnosed w/breast cancer & cannot access treatment call Gateway to Hope at 314.569.1113 or www. gthstl.org. Every Wednesday Take Off Pounds Sensibly Group Take Off Pounds Sensibly meets at Christ the King Lutheran Church, 414 S. Church St., St. Peters. Weigh-ins at 8:30 a.m. Business mtg at 10 a.m. Call 636.397.1727 or 636.272.4995 for more info. Every Tues. 6:30–8 p.m. Chemical Dependency Mtg. Christian Hospital. 314.839.3171. Every Tues.: 9–10:30 a.m. TOPS Meetings
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Every Wednesday, 3-4:30 p.m.: Weekly Cancer Survivor’s Support Group. Join other survivors to discuss dealing emotionally w/treatments; managing anxiety, depression; sexuality; finding strength & hope; family and financial pressures; more. Free. At H.W. Koenig Medical Bldg, St. Joseph Hosp. West. Register: Call 636-639-8600 Every Monday, 7 - 8 p.m. Tobacco Free for Life Support Group. For those who want to quit smoking, & those who have successfully quit. Info about how to quit & find reassurance & support. Free. At St. Peters City Hall, One St. Peters Centre Blvd., 63376. Register: Call 636.947.5304 . Christian Hospital Community Programs 11133 Dunn Rd./I-270/Hwy. 367 interchange, St. Louis, MO 63136, 314747-WELL. AARP Driver Safety Course AARP Driver Safety Program is the first & largest refresher course for drivers 50+. Four-hour class will help tune up your driving skills & avoid injury. Christian Hosp., Detrick bldg. Atrium B (I-270/Hwy. 367 interchange).
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By Joe Morice
Hospital Johnnies…ugh! Along with many other human cancer casualties, I’ve been fighting lymphoma for years. Recently, I transferred to the Siteman Cancer Center in St. Peters. Siteman is renowned to have the planet’s foremost lymphoma specialists. Since then, I’ve had the pleasure of meeting some of the nicest and most efficient group of professionals in the business. My hat’s off to these wonderful people. My latest foray into cheating the ubiquitous grim reaper is a spot of radiation treatment. Hopefully, he’ll still need a better hand in our ongoing poker game of life and death. It also brought forth one of my pet peeves of all time. They’re called “Hospital Johnnies”; those backwards gowns that expose patients’ gluteus maximus to any and all that happen by as they’re paraded down the labyrinthine halls of medical facilities wherever they grow. According to medical people, they were invented to make easy access for doctors, nurses or hypo-wielding Torquemada descendents to inject anything from tranquilizers to truth serum in one’s stern section; or whatever else they’re concerned with in that area. In my case, they were working on the front side of my
anatomy. It seemed logical to turn the gown around and wear it frontwards, but then it may have accidentally created even more licentious exposure. Bad idea.
I surfed the information highway of misinformation for information about Hospital Johnnies. I found nothing about who invented them, but it allegedly happened back during the Great Depression. Perhaps that information was kept private to stave off lynching the inventor in an era when fanny fetishes may have been serious transgressions. Of course, in those years of starving masses, if some needy soul needed hospital treatment and was made to wear one of those revolting garments, he or she would’ve withheld objections for fear of being refused treatment they couldn’t afford in the first place. That part hasn’t changed much despite medicine that has advanced beyond imagination since. They still expose one’s backside to any and all; they still have ties in back one can’t reach; they still embarrass almost anyone stuck wearing it and patients still can’t afford treatment.
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The only difference is an occasional curmudgeon that lets resentment become vocal. In other words, me. Pleas, pointing out to female radiology people that this archaic, unchanged-for-80-years garment would provoke a 911 call by my neighbors if I wore it outside to check my mailbox, continue to be ignored. I suppose women enduring those short dresses we men appreciated so much had its effects, now I’m torn between the lovely sights and sympathizing with female mini-dress discomfort. As for which will win out… I regress. While surfing, I also found modern upgrades for this graceless garment. They still open in back but also fold around patients’ sides to be tied where they can get at it to successfully offset humiliations, violations and incarcerations. I showed a picture of this upgrade to one of the radiology females who was treating me while considerately withholding giggles at my obvious discomfort. She claimed the current batch of shopworn gowns already tied at the side. Wrong. I found no ties, snaps, zippers, Velcro, safety-pins or even vice grips. Perhaps some perverted practical joker cut them off. Perhaps she thought I carried duct tape. Who knows? Anyway, I’m still stuck with trying to hold the garment closed manually to foil the peeping toms lurking in halls, waiting rooms and mop closets. I teased that I was going to have lawyers file a class action suit to make hospitals change to those newer and more modest versions. Did I say ‘teased?’…hmmm… Joe Morice is Community News’s blue-collar philosopher. He was born and raised in Missouri and spent most of his childhood on a farm and adulthood operating heavy equipment. He has no formal training as a writer, unless a lifetime of writing about any and everything counts. The opinions expressed in this column are Joe Morice’s alone and do not reflect the opinion of the owners or staff of Community News.
Editor’s note: Joe Morice is currently recovering from illness and has taken some time off. Until his return we will run some of Joe’s favorite columns.
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